Dane Cook Accidentally Messed Up Big-Time Before His Colonoscopy | The Tonight Show
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- Dane Cook talks about getting into the holiday spirit, accidentally taking too much medicine before his colonoscopy and recording his comedy special Above It All on the front porch of his house.
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Dane Cook used to be one of my favorite comics ever in during the 2000's. Wish i saw more of him these days. Happy to see him make an appearance haha.
I don't care what people say, I love him. I got to meet him twice at the Miami Improv many years ago, and he was super nice. I've always loved him and always will. ❤️
Imagine liking groomers
you think you do, but you don't. you can't love someone you've met for 30 seconds twice
I would say about 2005 ish, i had his album and was dying laughed and i never was really into stand up when i was like 20. I did see one of his last tours back in the day when he said it was his last tour. Glad to see hes back. Dont know how long hes been back for. But happy to see it. ❤
Thank God Dane Cook never listened to the haters. He never slowed down one damn bit or let anybody kill his vibe.
He is making a comeback for those that don't know. Went through a lot after being at the top. Parents both died within a year of each other. The comedy world shut him out because they were jealous of his popularity which came from the work he put in on MySpace and social media was new on the scene so others didn't like the fact he didn't get big the traditional way. Oh and forgot to mention his brother managed his finances and ended up fucking him over so he lost basically everything and his brother went to jail for 5 years because of it.
😮 shit did not know. Just thought he stepped away. I’m any case I’m so excited he is back!!!
@DMB1990 nah Steve-O had him on his Wild Ride podcast
Isn't this the creepy pedo dude with a foot fetish that would make children on his TV shows do weird things with their feet?
He also stole some other comedians jokes
@@xTheGregx Eh telling similar jokes in comedy happens all the time. Same with music and pretty much all forms of art. Plenty of famous comedians, including Robin Williams, were accused of it. Only reason it blew up with Dane is because of the aforementioned jealousy among his peers. When you tell hundreds of jokes there's bound to be crossover. Just because two comedians tell a joke about the same subject - like avacados or something - doesn't mean one stole it. If that were the case then any music artist ever singing about love is stealing from the first artist every who sang about it.
The fact that DC could improv MOST of an hour special (Rough around the edges) is nothing short of astonishing, in stand-up comedy!
Always a riot! Gotta love his energy. I saw that colonoscopy bit coming as soon as u mentioned 50! 🤣💕👍
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
(BREATHES HARD)
“Uhuu… YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!!!!”
Dane cook has the most infectious energy
He's definitely an infection
@@tedstoltman4534😂😂😂
He definitely has the opposite effect on me. He's annoying, and still has the personality and humor of a 15 year old lol
He's a certified Assclown
It’s called cocaine.
At one time Dane Cook was the #1 most sought after standup comic.
2006-2007
And now, it's a bit awkward to watch him. He seems like he's trying too hard to be funny and is way too wound up. I would've liked to see a mellower Cook.
@@4seeableTV he’s always been that way
Laughed more how Jimmy couldn’t level with Dane. Like Dane is wild and Jimmy is trying to figure out how to be at his level and be a host.
He's so not funny in Dane's shadow
Good to see Dane Cook,I haven't seen him in awhile. Funny dude, 😊❤️🙏✌️😎
You can tell this guy has worked hard. Even though he's been accused and found of stealing jokes, he's still an icon.
Yeah. An iconic joke-stealer.
Yeah. An iconic child groomer.
@@zelmoziggy yes because nobody in human history thought it would be funny to name their kids stupid things or had an itchy asshole before Louis CK. Truly only the type of big bran thinking one person could come up with
"AM I CANCELLED!??!?!" I LOVE DANE
Dane: “NO, no! I love YOU! 🫵 Look at me (mouths the words I love you) yes you.” 😝
I really liked the part where Dane Cooked
I love Dane Cook..I missed his standup comedy and I'm glad he's back. His interview with Steve-O was really good.
Yeeesss welcome back dane i seriously missed your goofball comedy.
Dane is so fun to watch!
I want what ever Dane Cook is taking.
BOTOX
Clever guy got himself a wife who will easily be able to look after him in old age.
how does a clever girl get a guy to look after her in old age lol seems like most guys want to be cared for not the reverse
Yeah a “wife” he evidently groomed until she was legal to date. Disgusting.
Dane: “Clever guy, clever guy huh? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW !”
He’s morphing into Mickey rourke
At this pace, when we check back in 10 years he’ll look more like a catcher’s mitt
He changed his face ...looks so different.
Too much filler and Botox. His face doesn’t move.
Dane Cook is 50. He's not gonna look the same as he did when he was 35.
@@UnderARock I think you’re missing the point - he looks weird/different not because of age, but because of too many visits to his esthetician
😂 if dane is reading this never admit during an interview that you are a snoop.. you will get spammed in the comments section.😂
We need an Employee of the Month 2 with him
PSA colonoscopies used to be recommended at 50 but because of increased incidences of colon cancer in people under 50, IT IS NOW RECOMMENDED STARTING AT AGE 45
It absolutely feels like the 2000s now.
I missed Dane, bringing funny back
hes goated
Jimmy Fallon: how much coke do you want before the show ?
Dane Cook: Yes.
No shit hey lol
Dane: "All the coke, Jim... All of it."
😤📏💭
I did his crying stand up comedy act at a talent show in high school.
We should thank him for pointing out the Karens in our lives and out in public. 😅
ikr, women with opinions are the absolute WORST, and there aren't nearly enough female-derogatory insults in the world yet
So fucking great to see Dane Cook! He is my crush from years ago and any man that can make me laugh till I pee, is on my list of all timers. Woot woot! Here’s to not being able to read calligraphy! 😂❤🎉
“Uhh… YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!”
@taramo813 no he streams on Twitch
50+ year old man marrying a 23 year old and he’s been with her for OVER 5 years.
He groomed her. He's sick.
18yo girl makes an OnlyFans: "empowering"
Young woman gets married to older man: somehow wrong
I don't follow the logic there
@@mon0theist_tv
Nobody here said that first part but you, creep.
@@mon0theist_tv What? NO ONE HERE SAID THAT. Very few people think an OnlyFans is empowering. People aren't a hivemind.
I love how when the camera is on , Dane is on 🕺
Can't wait to see his "artsy live streaming video, totally tasteful"! 😆 If you know, you know. ✌😘
I just have one word for Dane .... Pickles .... Picklesssss hahahahaha still in my mind hahahaha
Danes awesome, really liked the one album about swallowing's stuff
He also voice of Dusty Crophopper from Disneytoon Studios, Planes.
Love him ❤️😊
planes was the best movie he was in
Dane has done some serious changes since his "employee of the month" days. I actually saw him riding his bike in Boston with his young smokin hot fiance. Not gonna cap he picked up a fine little shorte
If I was the makeup artist I'd put the lines back on the forehead
I’ve had colonoscopies every 2 years since I was 25 thanks to colon cancer 😭 it sucks. Definitely take the pills over liquid..the liquid made me throw up it tastes so nasty!
I've had to get a few in my 20s due to a bleeding ulcer and all the females in my family having colon cancer. I only had the liquid option at that time. Dr. Just gave me a referral for another one this month. Good to know I can take the pills instead of the horrible sweat like liquid with the shitty flavor packets.
So happy he’s back
Hes funny as hell and he was a good looking guy...what did he do to his face?! 😮
He could easily be the new voice for Kermit the frog 🐸
Hilarious 😂
Does he just phase in and out of existence in 5 to 7 year increments?
it’s called a comma - it comes at the end the line-
when the line never really ends and it’s made of cocaine
I guess what I’m saying is Dane Cook is that buddy who always goes a little too hard and disappears for weeks
only to come back and do it again
He voiced Dusty Crophopper, aka Strut Jetstream.
LITERALLY, IN FRON OF MY SALAD. 🤨
We need a roast of Dane cook
Jimmy Fallen and Dane Cook have known each other longer than Dane Cook's girlfriend has been alive!
Fallen 😂
Who cares
Wow he went from a funny cute guy to be the villain from iron man 2 wtf
I just watched Good Luck Chuck and he was such a handsome guy in the 2000s. I'm stunned by his new face, and not in a good way.
@@JDoe-gf5oz exactly
@@JDoe-gf5oz ikr!
Looks like a PEZ Dispenser now -
another person who completely destroyed their face
I was 100% sure Dane cook was on sooooo much coke but it turns out I’ve had TH-cam on 1.5x speed
Dane Cook taught me what comedy was. I swear I quote his stand ups at least once a day. Vicious Circle was the first time I laughed uncontrollably at a comedian. It’s sad what his brother did to him and all that plastic surgery. Doesn’t take away from his ability to make people laugh though.
Whenever I see him I now think of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden...slow 👏...
🇨🇦Did Dane he got his Face done🤣 I could be wrong😮
Jimmy Fallon still looks better without facial hair
they're trying to kill me. help me.
oh yeah he back
Dane Cook is back, Emo is back... Is this the 2000s?
Get him onto SNL and have him impersonate Elon.
I used to go to his shows and he used to be sooooooo good looking.
is it just me or is dane cook just young jim carrey
When I got my colonoscopy they found a growth and it looked exactly like Dane Cook!
Very disappointed that Dane did not cook. False advertising
I just saw Dane Cook tonight in Boston and he was terrible! I've been a fan for many many years. He bombs tonight. He had no material and he was just winging it which is fine. If you can make that flow but he could not tonight. Did anyone else see him in Boston at the Wilbur 11/25/23? If so what is your opinion of tonight's performance?
It feels like he's been gone longer than his finance was alive before they met
I'd always heard that Dane Cook had a big head, but this is ridiculous!
Bahahhahahahs😂😂😂
I think they did some ❄️ before this taping
Dane has been hitting the Botox needle
Trying to cover up his acne scars I believe. Poor dude
@@MJkachowski oh yeah I remember a few shows of his. he had some on his cheek bones. glad he did it. nothing wrong with it.
love groomers 😍😍😍
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He needs to tone it down a little bit. He’s funny regardless.
I wonder how his loyal, trust worthy perfect brother is doing.
What the... where the hell did he come from?
He's giving cocaine energy.
He looks different
Love Dane Cook’s humor. But just wondering, he looks like he had some “work done” on his face….. a face lift?
That’s not Dane cook wtf
Oops! 🇧🇻🇩🇰🇫🇮🇫🇴🇬🇪
Has the delivery but he needs some funny material.
The butt stuff that's not so fun!
I hear ya, dude...
I've only listened to his earlier bits, like 2005. The first time I heard the Burger King skit.....OMGGGG I was crying 😂 Hurt so bad laughing so hard lol 😂
I actually just brought up the friend that nobody likes a couple weeks ago cause there is this douche whom I didn't know his name for the first few months. I eventually asked....he looks like a Brian or Chris...
Sure enough....F'n Brian's coming lol 😂
Andddd if you don't know, HE TOTALLY CALLED OUT KARENS FOR BEING A BAG OF DOUCHE LOONNGGGG BEFORE THEY WERE EVR CALLED "KARENS" HAHHAHA 😂 Nailleedddd iitttt!!!!! ♥
Dane hasn't aged a bit! Looking good my friend 😁
Of course he has. He's aged since I started this comment.
I mean he definitely has
He needs a beard. It would make him look younger.
Jesus christ he looks completely different nowadays, I don't even recognize him.
Benson's Animal Farm
Dane Cook looks like if Elon Musk was an American
destroyed his face - looks a reflection in a car door
when BOTOX, Dane listens
Can any man answer my question please?..what do you do with your appendage when you poop so it doesn't get in the way and get messy?
I put mine in an arm sling hung around my neck, keeps it dry and safe.
Use to love Dane cook years back, early 2000s, but after getting huge his stand up started to change and went from funny as hell vulgar to just cringy almost gross vulgar. I'm all for checking out his new stuff if he's at least sort of back
To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 🤗 ❤️
Seriously now? You write this comment on every video. I don’t need your prayers.
Lmfao
Religion was used to control people
wtf. he's 50. time fries.
How he ever got famous is beyond me.
Nice facelift. He didn't need it.
So they just let anybody on the show?
why is he back? he stole jokes from other comedians and has a questionable relationship with his girl. stay hidden dude your face is scary.
He was great in Deadpool
Ok everyone forgot that he basically disappeared after stealing a bunch of material from other comedians
What happens when you turn 50 face...