Melo’s Time in Houston Turns Into a Nightmare | Game Of Zones S6E4

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  • @wotintarnation8388
    @wotintarnation8388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5808

    "But on a positive note, it turns out they are perfect for double-blinded analytics. Many became computers, the rest became referees."
    GoZ knows their hoops 😂

    • @PleaseBeDumb
      @PleaseBeDumb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lmfao I read this just as that part came on

    • @youngstatic5899
      @youngstatic5899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mannn I knew I noticed that shot at the refs😂😂

    • @ErrisOfficial
      @ErrisOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nicholas Botelho I mean did they show ANY MERCY in this episode? Shit i felt like MY ASS got targeted in some dialogue 😂💀🔥

    • @relo3
      @relo3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmfao as i opened the comments i read this with the show

    • @TheTonecii
      @TheTonecii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh, indeed they do. The masterminds behind this series are two brothers, real analytics nerds.

  • @Jgem3
    @Jgem3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4056

    THAT KAWHI LAUGH AT THE VERY END LMAOOOOOO

    • @4realGTFOH
      @4realGTFOH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Oh shit!! I completely missed it!! I 🤣🤣🤣

    • @spazz8682
      @spazz8682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      They did melo dirty

    • @isaiaharmand9901
      @isaiaharmand9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@spazz8682 Melo did himself dirty by not be willing to come off the bench

    • @TruForte401
      @TruForte401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭

    • @johnnyblaze847
      @johnnyblaze847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@isaiaharmand9901 Melo busted a Allen Iverson did not want to play off the bench.

  • @NomadiqGentz
    @NomadiqGentz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3497

    "But it's merely a pumpfake" is the most accurate depiction of Carmelo Anthony's game I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xtrascientific
      @xtrascientific 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Dead on accurate. Too funny

    • @des0163
      @des0163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I keep the thinking about that line and it makes me laugh every time

    • @timothytannersr.997
      @timothytannersr.997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @andrewmagill5374
      @andrewmagill5374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i use this term in my life, i love it so much!

    • @ant1440
      @ant1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "I pull the ball down, step OVER the line and back into the opponents BIG for a contested fadeaway jumper" lmaoo

  • @vvilgt
    @vvilgt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3636

    The people without eyes became refs, true 🤣🤣

    • @dagga25ssj24
      @dagga25ssj24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Vilgot Lundgren how tf you got over 2k likes and I’m the only comment 🤔

    • @theomc1488
      @theomc1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could someone explain this reference.

    • @Brew1dCity
      @Brew1dCity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheoMC14 technology, super instant replay, etc. becoming referees instead of humans

    • @TraumaGarden
      @TraumaGarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@theomc1488 Basically saying that the refs constantly make bad calls, it's as if they're blind and don't have eyes

    • @ctaylor2805
      @ctaylor2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vilgot Lundgren the people without eyes are the people from jump.

  • @msimelelomqikwa1213
    @msimelelomqikwa1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    "... But it's merely a pump fake! I pull the ball down, I step over the line..." 😂😂😂😂

    • @QFerg
      @QFerg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My favorite part

    • @quintezgatewood9943
      @quintezgatewood9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You know i can hit that shot "all day" over anybody 😂😂😂

    • @AnotherStatsGuy
      @AnotherStatsGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I know this is a joke, but I really think Melo's decline has been accelerated by the league overemphasized analytics. The most efficient shot is the shot you make. Trying to force a player to take shots outside of their range can only end badly. Look at Westbrook, since 14-15, he's only cracked 30% from deep once. His MVP season.

    • @zegakai
      @zegakai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AnotherStatsGuy true, but maybe then they weren't that good in the first place since their game is so inefficient. Not their fault but, overrated

    • @Rylopero
      @Rylopero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      zegakai or, they are good at a particular skillset that would be deemed inefficient. Look at the midrange shot. The bread and butter of MJ and Kobe. They make it all day at a very high percentage because that’s the skillset they practice. And yet, that shot is deemed wholly inefficient because a shot from the paint is worth the same amount at less risk, and a shot a bit farther away is worth more points. And yet, they’d be less efficient from 3 because that 5 ft between a 3 and a midrange shot makes a big difference. The biggest gripe ive always had about analytics (especially it’s current influence in baseball), is that it fails to measure intangibles

  • @mera245
    @mera245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    "Its all so boring these days... analytics.... efficiency... DEFENSE" lmao

  • @Ms_T_Perfectly_Imperfect
    @Ms_T_Perfectly_Imperfect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    "Why did you even bring me here?!?"
    "Because you're worth the risk... At the Veteran Minimum" 😭😭

    • @ashtonphoenix3894
      @ashtonphoenix3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jusr replying since no one did

    • @Ms_T_Perfectly_Imperfect
      @Ms_T_Perfectly_Imperfect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ashtonphoenix3894 lol thanks!

    • @alexcasares5943
      @alexcasares5943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ms_T_Perfectly_Imperfect Lord Morey given you a chance and perhaps your only chance

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Brutal!!!!
    -I CAN'T SHOOT 30 3s, what if I miss 'em??
    - But, what if you make 'em?

    • @miguel1795
      @miguel1795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      explain

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they should of said 20 cause he basically does shoot 20

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This thought goes into so many peoples heads in pickup basketball

    • @Rahul-eh3rf
      @Rahul-eh3rf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@miguel1795 Rockets went 0-27 for a stretch in last year WCF against Warriors

  • @NomadiqGentz
    @NomadiqGentz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Just for the sheer amount of accurate references, clever double meanings, and literally squeezing every joke possible out of the Houston and Carmelo saga, this might be the best episode ever. You guys out did yourselves.

    • @JD260A9
      @JD260A9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NomadiqGentz feels like any episode involving the Rockets and/or Blazers (from what I can tell) gets more love than the others

    • @moocowandsnake
      @moocowandsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man shut your ass mouth, you dont know anything

    • @tailimugambee1055
      @tailimugambee1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The funniest episode ever.

  • @QuickScoper5865
    @QuickScoper5865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    “but james, what if you make them....” 💀💀💀

    • @N8veJay
      @N8veJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      James Harden: 😃

    • @alanmhf1771
      @alanmhf1771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Diego De La Garza I can’t just shoot 30 threes a game 😂😂😂

    • @yifeigong135
      @yifeigong135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      81! 🐍

    • @diethersantos6404
      @diethersantos6404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      James Harden: 😯😀

    • @chirayudesai793
      @chirayudesai793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @retrochriistian5655
    @retrochriistian5655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3459

    “Half the defense....double the offense”
    Harden: 😀
    “But James....what if you make them
    Harden:😀

    • @BlackHand531
      @BlackHand531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Lol James probably loves these.

    • @clarencesmith467
      @clarencesmith467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂

    • @ahmadrizwan7207
      @ahmadrizwan7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lol i thought when they showed him with the goggles they were referring to when he got hit in the eye by Draymond

    • @siucheong
      @siucheong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL

    • @shills2634
      @shills2634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ahmad Rizwan These are made well in advance. No way they got that in 2 days

  • @ShaunbirKlair24
    @ShaunbirKlair24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    Bleacher Report please do 15 minute episodes this too good 😂

    • @hennysmith
      @hennysmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      You spelled hours wrong

    • @curtiso6252
      @curtiso6252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Stoned JR no I think he spelled days wrong

    • @hennysmith
      @hennysmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@curtiso6252 mans gotta sleep

    • @Zachlandia
      @Zachlandia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No he spelt enternities wrong

    • @scrub2789
      @scrub2789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      shaunbir klair damn you really want to work the Game Of Zones crew into complete exhaustion?

  • @ChuckyBeingChucky
    @ChuckyBeingChucky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1963

    Those book titles.
    "2012 Olympics"
    "The Tale of the One Year the Knicks were good with Melo"
    "A Philosophical Treatise If you're not starter do you even exist" 💀💀💀

    • @Guitarsoul24734
      @Guitarsoul24734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So great!!! And hails back to the original Rockets Game of Zones where there were 30 books in D'Antoni's library that all had hilarious things.

    • @tstchief7763
      @tstchief7763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don't forget Melo and the enchanted hood

    • @scattau41
      @scattau41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks i can't read

    • @evergreenthunder
      @evergreenthunder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scattau41 how can you write then?

    • @himmie1
      @himmie1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This whole thing was disrespectful

  • @pizzapringles6957
    @pizzapringles6957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    This hits way too close to home as a rocket fan. The details are incredible

  • @miguellima5700
    @miguellima5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "ahhhh james but what if you make them?" - i couldnt explain rockets philosophy any better

  • @dmenager
    @dmenager 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    You guys seriously need to make full-length episodes. This stuff is gold!

    • @Smg65102
      @Smg65102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Nope. Then it would be ruined. They’re able to pack so much stuff into smaller lengths, if it became longer it wouldn’t be nearly as funny

    • @kmm.7289
      @kmm.7289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your right they need a full lengenth

    • @kmm.7289
      @kmm.7289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Length

    • @MarauderM00gi
      @MarauderM00gi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This are full length. Stfu

    • @johelectrix7927
      @johelectrix7927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yuuuppp

  • @shnitzle
    @shnitzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    "Oh 7 hells Austin Rivers" lmao I'm Dead 😹😹

    • @danilonikolic5071
      @danilonikolic5071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can you explain me? I don't get it.

    • @frankunderwood657
      @frankunderwood657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Danilo Nikolić Chris Paul use to play with him during clipper days

    • @shnitzle
      @shnitzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@frankunderwood657 and they didn't exactly like each other

    • @obieoguejiofor7994
      @obieoguejiofor7994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @shnitzle
      @shnitzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danilonikolic5071 check out the GoZ episode The Raid on Stables Castle

  • @tyfene2832
    @tyfene2832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    What's that?
    It's our name sake, the rockets.
    We value long range weaponry here.
    Gems after gems

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn I catch most of them on first or 2nd view but that one slipped past me...it means the 3 ball lol

  • @michaelokon989
    @michaelokon989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    3:27 “hope she likes empty calories “ dantoni sneak dissing Carmelo’s career 😂

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      melo has won 1 playoff series outside of the 2 he won in 2009...hes pretty overrated....9 first round exits on 3 different teams traded from the hawks for nothing 4 non playoffs in a row in ny and this year cut lol ...if it weren't for his 2009 and 2013 seasons his career was one big failure honestly

    • @jesvinmathew5103
      @jesvinmathew5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@razkable 😐

    • @jamesbudd1022
      @jamesbudd1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@razkable shame too really. Carmelo had the talent to be just as if not better than lebron himself. But instead focused on his own star power instead of actually getting better as a player.

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesbudd1022 and now he realised most of his flaws in portland, but its too late and the team just isnt any good.
      a shame, really.

  • @Brianaxel44
    @Brianaxel44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Morey: she was designed by nerds who haven’t had much experience with the anatomy of a female
    Model: designed by daryl morey

    • @samsackett211
      @samsackett211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this joke was written by xi jingping

    • @iwantaoctosteponmyneckbut3545
      @iwantaoctosteponmyneckbut3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samsackett211 great comment + great reply

    • @J10005
      @J10005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samsackett211 To be fair Morey can be considered kinda a nerd. Not that's wrong or anything but still a funny joke. Morey is still 100% right on Hong Kong though.

    • @phil4423
      @phil4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fee-mail

    • @Freamon_L
      @Freamon_L 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Barkley on Daryl Morey reference

  • @isaiahjohnson6924
    @isaiahjohnson6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "you shoudve dunked it, you had the lane" yoo im crying

    • @soljj6418
      @soljj6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zai 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @michaelmartinez86
    @michaelmartinez86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    Dont let this distract you from the fact that the atlanta hawks went undefeated with melo

    • @haroonk7045
      @haroonk7045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Michael Martinez our greatest days

    • @JoeBro915
      @JoeBro915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      So did the Bulls, truly the goat

    • @lukad6375
      @lukad6375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They went 82-0 that season

    • @michaelmartinez86
      @michaelmartinez86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Who agrees melo should get his jersey retired for atlanta

    • @C-Lightning
      @C-Lightning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Such legendary stats, he brought to the team!

  • @bluetoothom
    @bluetoothom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    Kawhi saying "Huahua they did Melo dirty" 😂

    • @MrStraightShotz
      @MrStraightShotz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheBlueTooth you’re not the only one who can hear

    • @hudsoneezy
      @hudsoneezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@MrStraightShotz yeah but you're the only here with a stick up their ass.

    • @rosemarsh5696
      @rosemarsh5696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hudsoneezy most savage reply I,v seen all day

  • @quinnwhite7989
    @quinnwhite7989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Theese GOZ writers are so genious! Can't wait until they upload the episode about Anthony Davis requesting to be traded to the Lakers. That one's gonna be epic!

    • @Grimmes12
      @Grimmes12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FACTS lmao!!!!

    • @alexcasares5943
      @alexcasares5943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not as epic as the KD drama

    • @finnmertens4328
      @finnmertens4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexcasares5943 *KDrama

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They just made that one

    • @Bigpoppa355_
      @Bigpoppa355_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This guy see’s in the future

  • @ehimang
    @ehimang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    But it's a merely a pump fake! I'll pull the ball down and step over the line then back down the big for a contested fade-away two from the elbow

    • @volusiasorange
      @volusiasorange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I open a new tab, search beanie melo and read the comments on my workout videos

  • @brownotaku5142
    @brownotaku5142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Wow this episode was unbelievable, top tier writing and animation. Probably top 5 game of zones already

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      any episode with harden is golden lol...but what if you make them lol

    • @paolocotelli4508
      @paolocotelli4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the east

    • @benerhjay
      @benerhjay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably because of those analytics they go on about

    • @PotentialPlayer
      @PotentialPlayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked the first episodes season 1 they actually used scenes from GOT

    • @getskippy6201
      @getskippy6201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benedikt Gerber q

  • @LeBeautiful
    @LeBeautiful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    "Carmelo should back up Marquese Chriss" 😂😂😂

  • @milto2269
    @milto2269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    6:31 "Kawhi's already watching it -laugh-" these outro's are gold XD

  • @fabiennefertiti3017
    @fabiennefertiti3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    0:52
    Those book titles are gold: "The tale of that year the Nicks were good with Melo? , " A philosophical treatise: If you are not a starter do you even exist? and "Tale of the 2012 Olympics?".....hahahahaha

    • @thegman8
      @thegman8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0:53 "Melo and the Enchanted Hood"

  • @babarowski4544
    @babarowski4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "And others... not so much" THEY GOT DWIGHT'S NUMBER ON THE KNIGHT💀💀💀

  • @Code5678
    @Code5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    “He should have dunked that, he had the lane”

  • @bmorekazeka8414
    @bmorekazeka8414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "Stars should be STARTERS" 😂😂😂

    • @Ms_T_Perfectly_Imperfect
      @Ms_T_Perfectly_Imperfect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I literally laughed for like 5 minutes straight 😂😁😆😂

    • @phatnecc7307
      @phatnecc7307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Melo designing the star: Let's give it a headband, and a hoodie. 😂😂

    • @ricojenkins5122
      @ricojenkins5122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ⭐TERS 😂

    • @tpsam
      @tpsam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Melo defense he would probably be great between trey kerby and Leigh Ellis

    • @peat381low8
      @peat381low8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was funny. 😂

  • @andrerossmanith7617
    @andrerossmanith7617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    “its merely a pump fake” that line has me dead 😂💀

    • @desroywhite
      @desroywhite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea same!

    • @ErrisOfficial
      @ErrisOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andre Rossmanith I dont think i got a breath of air for the rest of the episode. IMMEDIATELY started dying 💀💀💀

  • @TheRealRa0ulDuke
    @TheRealRa0ulDuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “He should’ve dunked that.... He had the lane. Classic melo move lol always taking jump shots...... “The rest became referees”.... the burns are always on point.

  • @ninobless6919
    @ninobless6919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Melo - "I pull the ball down, I step over the line, I back down the big for a contested fadeaway 2 from the elbow" ...
    Chris - "NO NO ... Thats exactly what you shouldn't do"
    Melo "Chris .. you know I can hit that shot over anybody ... all day"

  • @anikuma4062
    @anikuma4062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    Melo would be the GOAT if he was half the player he is in his workout vids.

    • @vayahoo
      @vayahoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Gravityx Void hooded melo was unguardable

    • @jayceboi
      @jayceboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Workout with no one really contesting tho Im sure you'd be a beast too shooting around

    • @PleaseBeDumb
      @PleaseBeDumb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😁

    • @garytaylor3880
      @garytaylor3880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jayceboi nah I suck even with nobody contesting me 😂

    • @j.c.ulater
      @j.c.ulater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2bad they don't let u play NBA games in a hoodie...

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    "I don't like your True Shooting". This is a low key savage episode!

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      theres a reason melo lost in round 1 9 times didnt make the playoffs 4 times out east and won 1 round outside of 2009 in his career….

    • @RecapRico
      @RecapRico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@razkable bc he played in the Western conference with power house teams like the Spurs Lakers Mavs and Suns all lead by top 5 players at their position all time and some of the best coaches ever. Lol and by the time he went to the East Lebron had already built his super team plus the dumb ass knicks butchered their lineup for a player fully committed to signing there in the off season.

    • @Las-yv5id
      @Las-yv5id 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      don't think it's low key at all haha

    • @willrobinson_
      @willrobinson_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Le Bronzo finally someone logical

    • @RecapRico
      @RecapRico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @J&H GN In melos 9 playoff appearances melo lost to the nba champion 4 times and the conference champion 6 times. His team would win 50 games and still be a 7th seed. Just to put that into perspective most 3 seeds in the east win 50 games with the 7th and 8th seed teams having .500 records.

  • @karimamin2
    @karimamin2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    "I hope she likes empty calories"
    The burn

    • @gravityfel7896
      @gravityfel7896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      huehue
      calories....
      burn....

    • @Jakub680
      @Jakub680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Felix John Reguerra Empty stats

    • @MrHtown15
      @MrHtown15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahhh you beat me too it...by a week lmao

    • @randomgames2692
      @randomgames2692 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gravityfel7896 😭

  • @princetondropout
    @princetondropout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    An accurate representation of Melo’s fallout in Houston

  • @afolarxn
    @afolarxn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    6:20 The end credits with Kawhi lol

  • @danieldeletsu1440
    @danieldeletsu1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    stars should be STARters... just needs a headband, and I'm gonna put a hoodie here..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThePeachTube
    @ThePeachTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    “Interesting...”
    “Oh seven hells, Austin Rivers.”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darrellreid5410
      @darrellreid5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      All Star?

    • @tylerstraka930
      @tylerstraka930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      30 hours to kick Dereck fishers ass

    • @GDubbJr
      @GDubbJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peach Tube I just thought about last year’s episode 😂

    • @NalanGamer
      @NalanGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is it means?

  • @aaronurbano8826
    @aaronurbano8826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    I died when Chris Paul got up with the help of a cane 😂😂😂

    • @randomcat5262
      @randomcat5262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i died when i saw this comment with 500 likes and no replies

    • @RJVentura1
      @RJVentura1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe next time cp3

  • @hawaiiballexpress5419
    @hawaiiballexpress5419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I just watched the Lakers game of zones with Davis and Magic at the end got me dying 😂

  • @ChrisNxttUp
    @ChrisNxttUp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “You’re the moon”
    “James Harden is the planet”😂😂😂

  • @jadonrivera68
    @jadonrivera68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Who else’s face lit up when they saw bleacher report post the new game of zones

  • @justanotherrandom8141
    @justanotherrandom8141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "but James, what if you make them?"😂😂😂👏

  • @awaloumohammad
    @awaloumohammad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    They did Chris Paul wrong with that walking stick 😂😂

    • @dejournetkelly6745
      @dejournetkelly6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Muhammad J lol I saw that too

    • @thirdworldTrini
      @thirdworldTrini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol the subtleties kill me every time

    • @Beyondfreshken
      @Beyondfreshken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muhammad J it's a crutch symbolism

    • @obieoguejiofor7994
      @obieoguejiofor7994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @NowIsee-NowIdont
      @NowIsee-NowIdont 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because Chris injured his hamstring last playoffs when Melo was still with rockets. So it's pretty accurate.

  • @randyh.7782
    @randyh.7782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "After a second finals appearance by House Nets, they couldn't bare it any longer. They gouged out their eyes."
    That is disrespectful! I was rooting for those Nets teams in 2002 and 2003. LMAO! 😂

    • @volusiasorange
      @volusiasorange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how'd that work out

    • @randyh.7782
      @randyh.7782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@volusiasorange They were beat by the Lakers in 2002, and then the Spurs in 2003. To date those were the most successful Nets teams in their franchise's history.

    • @volusiasorange
      @volusiasorange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randyh.7782 Yes I know that, it was a rhetorical question

    • @randyh.7782
      @randyh.7782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@volusiasorange Rhetorically in 2002 and 2003 the Eastern Conference was a powerhouse conference, won both times by godlike Nets teams, who lost to a couple of Western Conference teams that got extremely lucky.

    • @urbanartschannel
      @urbanartschannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@volusiasorange
      Rhetorically you don't have to be a dick because someone votes for a different team than you 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @kelvinc720
    @kelvinc720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The end where Kawhi laughed and said they did Carmelo dirty had me on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @DoubleDworth
    @DoubleDworth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “The rest became referees” 💀💀💀

  • @shaiwriter
    @shaiwriter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    6:20 - Those fools have the Kawhi laugh and everything!!! Love this series!

  • @WillTenadjang
    @WillTenadjang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "It's not about hitting shots, it' about hitting efficient shots"

    • @HoneyBakedHam7
      @HoneyBakedHam7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Willy A. Tenadjang I remember when you used to be fun

    • @venod3134
      @venod3134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao. When you read it, it really doesn't makes sense😂😂

    • @rendylie8652
      @rendylie8652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeaah kobe never let this conversation happen

    • @user-ft3ry2hj2i
      @user-ft3ry2hj2i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rendylie8652 But kobe was efficent until his last few years....

  • @StefveoX
    @StefveoX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    People keep requesting longer episodes ugh... the reason why these are good is because all the materials and jokes are condensed. There are simply not enough stuff to make longer episodes. Just enjoy the show as it is!

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    @1:18 anyone notice Travis Scott’s AstroWorld album cover in the back? 😂

  • @Nfl360
    @Nfl360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "He should have dunked it, he had the lane" 😂 idk why i laughed so hard at that

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its basically harden saying why is he choosing to shoot it when he could drive

    • @adolfdrippler243
      @adolfdrippler243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Asmosis Jones I think he knows

    • @adolfdrippler243
      @adolfdrippler243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brandon Schlosser or the fact that Melo doesn’t dunk nowadays and settles for a jumpshot even though he has the lane 😂

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too, man. That one got me. Harden is by far my favorite character in this series. I think it's the voice.

    • @Forthreee
      @Forthreee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Screaming 🤣

  • @NowstalgiaPod
    @NowstalgiaPod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Need me a copy of "Melo and the Enchanted Hood"

    • @jayonpluto
      @jayonpluto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @phoenixcat4753
      @phoenixcat4753 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean all of the books Melo was studying

  • @andrewchoi1283
    @andrewchoi1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    "They did melo dirty" THE KAWHI PART 😂

    • @diethersantos6404
      @diethersantos6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah 🤣

    • @IXIRob_MarleyIXI
      @IXIRob_MarleyIXI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😂

    • @moeski17
      @moeski17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which part was that?

    • @garrettstevensgolf
      @garrettstevensgolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@moeski17 it’s with like 10 seconds left in the video it’s funny as hell

    • @mireaaa
      @mireaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moeski17 after credits.

  • @souljat1131
    @souljat1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm dead..😂😂😂But James what if you make them.. reaction to D Antoni priceless

  • @xtrascientific
    @xtrascientific 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Easily the best episode of the season thus far! Friggin. Hilarious.

  • @grish1233
    @grish1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Your script writer's game is still on point after so many years. Uncanny.

  • @Blairskirock
    @Blairskirock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "the rest became referees" the wit is ever so timely even in delay

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    @1:41 Dwight Howard was the “Not so much” lol

    • @rcines3711
      @rcines3711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      They CREATED ARMOR BECAUSE HE IS SOFT

    • @the77don
      @the77don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NO WAY. Holy shit I never noticed that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah no fuck off with the like bait

    • @icebergjd
      @icebergjd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      good one. I couldn't figure it.

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beef Testy 🤣🤣 you so mad lol

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jason Douglas Yeah 👍🏾

  • @MOCskoden
    @MOCskoden 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:27 he basically described the late 90s early 2000s 😂

  • @123Mathzak
    @123Mathzak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the hoodie Melo reference 😂😂😂 the small details are just amazing

  • @michaellongstaff3588
    @michaellongstaff3588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    It's the fine details 'The tale of the 2012 Olympics'

    • @roshango125ab
      @roshango125ab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "The tale of the one year the Knicks where good with melo"

    • @HajiStaxGaming
      @HajiStaxGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What about the one Chris Paul holds up? 😂🤣 “Melo and the enchanted hood” lol fucking Hoodie Melo 😂😂

    • @the77don
      @the77don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not only that, but the shade thrown at Dwight Howard!

    • @HajiStaxGaming
      @HajiStaxGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beef Testy Bro they was goin in 😂🤣

  • @dhobeika
    @dhobeika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    1:45 "That was Yao Ming's chamber pot" lol

    • @Chavanun555
      @Chavanun555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What is it for ? Lol

    • @rubiconcrossing4480
      @rubiconcrossing4480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can you explain the reference?

    • @carnagewolf1
      @carnagewolf1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@rubiconcrossing4480 Not really a reference, people used to poop in chamber pots

    • @Chavanun555
      @Chavanun555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carnagewolf1 lol

    • @EA-ps4wc
      @EA-ps4wc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      There's a conspiracy that yao Ming was a genetic project created by the Chinese gov't to boost their basketball program

  • @primetimeera480
    @primetimeera480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    0:17 Cliff Paul From Statefarm Easter Egg. Good looks B/R

  • @ucouco78
    @ucouco78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I remember when you used to be fun, whatever happened to Banana Boat Chris!?"
    Hahahahahaha

  • @joshuabishop1348
    @joshuabishop1348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Seven hells. Austin Rivers?" Clippers tension lmao

  • @StepBackJumper34
    @StepBackJumper34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Oh 7 hells,Austin Rivers?"
    Ok that's epic XDD

    • @shuoyuchen6751
      @shuoyuchen6751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Jian Chris Paul和Austin rivers 在clippers的时候有过beef吧

    • @tianyushao7046
      @tianyushao7046 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shuoyuchen6751 后来rockets打clippers的时候依然有过冲突

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its funny how I forgot rivers was the person cp3 wanted dead and now hes on his team lol

  • @nathanooo9
    @nathanooo9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I know they ain’t give Chris Paul no damn Cane 😂😂🤣

  • @GLaSSesNOlenses
    @GLaSSesNOlenses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Game of Zones stay lit, lmao and that end scene. Beautiful! "They did melo dirty"

  • @chriskenny1405
    @chriskenny1405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They gotta show my man Melo some love. He’s been great and always been a pretty good guy

  • @Lootroq
    @Lootroq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You've outdone yourself Bleacher Report. Kudos!

  • @jamesnicholson864
    @jamesnicholson864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Did anyone else read the fine print on the hall of fame printout? 3:44
    "Yes. First Ballot*
    *From an analytics perspective, it could be argued that he should not be in the hall of fame.
    but forecasting models based on historical precedent suggest otherwise"
    Savage.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah pretty much..in old scenarios he would be a hall of famer but in todays world I doubt it...

    • @quarohnholliday
      @quarohnholliday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@razkable man is a legend of the game

  • @sunsbasketballreview6307
    @sunsbasketballreview6307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    lmaoo the travis scott astroworld head at 1:19 😂

    • @Nn-cf3ff
      @Nn-cf3ff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice catch

    • @RKO859
      @RKO859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep I was wondering why they have travis Scott's statue there

    • @Realmeetingoftheminds
      @Realmeetingoftheminds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmaoooo. that album is trash

    • @muhdiqbal1347
      @muhdiqbal1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@RKO859 travis frm houston

    • @504freshllc
      @504freshllc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Astro World!

  • @larreciashealey2407
    @larreciashealey2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Chris Paul with the walking stick had me dead🤣🤣🤣

  • @steveabrahao5579
    @steveabrahao5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These are the best thing on TH-cam

  • @123Mathzak
    @123Mathzak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I must say, their artwork has gotten astounding. I really felt like I was watching CP3 and Melo.

  • @aaronsutton2956
    @aaronsutton2956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Teams rockets blasting off again reference at the end 😂😂 I love it

    • @thaman2x
      @thaman2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good pick up, I missed that. If not for the twinkle at the end, I wouldn't be so sure it was a reference

    • @CoCoCo1212
      @CoCoCo1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a big pokemon nerd myself, I can't believe I missed that. 😂😂

    • @elchinolatino15
      @elchinolatino15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think its him becoming a star more than anything.

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melo got YEET

    • @sweetandsourspices
      @sweetandsourspices 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG NOSTALGIA

  • @daye8734
    @daye8734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    0:52 “The tale of the one year the Knicks where good with Melo”

    • @eshy-music
      @eshy-music 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "If you're not a starter do you even exist?"

    • @mchmchminecraft1637
      @mchmchminecraft1637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Tale of the 2012 Olympic”

  • @williambibbs9347
    @williambibbs9347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "You don't have a good form" the shade is real

    • @HajiStaxGaming
      @HajiStaxGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      William Bibbs “I don’t like your true shooting” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @renzocabarco5567
      @renzocabarco5567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They talking about VORP as in value over replacement

    • @HajiStaxGaming
      @HajiStaxGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Renzo Cabarco BR always goes IN lol

    • @devvv4616
      @devvv4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VORP. Melo has a really pretty shooting form actually.

  • @pennkun
    @pennkun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:55 is just straight up savage and witty. Well done scriptwriter

  • @TheLoonKDo
    @TheLoonKDo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “The Tale of The One Year The Knick’s Were Good With Melo” 💀💀😂

  • @christiantorres3446
    @christiantorres3446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    3:27 LMAOOO “empty calories”

    • @ilmarssuveizda
      @ilmarssuveizda 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was highkey true. ;)

    • @HajiStaxGaming
      @HajiStaxGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yoooo shit was such a good one man 😂😂

    • @larreciashealey2407
      @larreciashealey2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because melo eats a lot of junk food also

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      to be fair melo won 1 playoff series in 10 years and 3 overall in his career...0 as a underdog and never won 55 games in a season...hes never swept a series or won a game 7...

  • @DaytonaPrototypes
    @DaytonaPrototypes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    One of the book covers said "tale of that one year the Knicks were good with Melo"😂👍

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it should of said the year the nuggets were good with melo , due mainly to Chauncey in parenthesis lol

    • @alechorrell2373
      @alechorrell2373 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bs Melo was by far the best player on that team he just finally had a good point guard

  • @user-zw6lu5oo3i
    @user-zw6lu5oo3i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    0:52 “A Philosophical Treatise: If You’re Not A Starter Do You Even Exist?” 😂

  • @paolonovero812
    @paolonovero812 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Happy retirement Mr Anthony

  • @christianhuang9673
    @christianhuang9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    They should have an episode that parodies the mountain vs viper fight with Draymond vs. Harden where Harden gets his eyes cut at the end.

    • @carlosesquivel3931
      @carlosesquivel3931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice idea ^^

    • @icypick1001
      @icypick1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn’t that why he was wearing the goggles as a reference

    • @christianhuang9673
      @christianhuang9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@icypick1001 the video was made before harden got injured

  • @ericespinoza7789
    @ericespinoza7789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    The Raptors episode is still the best one so far

    • @Hostessmoses
      @Hostessmoses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Eric Espinoza The Lebron coming to the Lakers episode was the best imo, but that one was hilarious too.

    • @BigShaneGillis
      @BigShaneGillis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Naw my boy Jimmy’s was

    • @Tre-Uzi-Low
      @Tre-Uzi-Low 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U talking about the kyle Lowry being overeacting about demor leaving to join the spurs and kawhi went to the raptors

    • @Jon1LAW
      @Jon1LAW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No it's second to Jimmy Butler TWolves

    • @BlackHand531
      @BlackHand531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jon1LAW lol Jimmy with the axe is too much!

  • @Diggler569
    @Diggler569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    As a former NASA employee. I highly approve and recommend "The Johnson Spacing Center."

    • @williamcreager1336
      @williamcreager1336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Benjamin Puljak maybe he was a janitor at NASA

    • @ChineseSe7en
      @ChineseSe7en 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you a former NASA employee?

    • @MrHotPockets
      @MrHotPockets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Benjamin Puljak why is that so hard to believe? Nasa has like 17,000 employees. Obviously not all of them are scientists and astronauts

    • @Diggler569
      @Diggler569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NASA is made of up a workforce that is half civil servants and half contractors. In order for operations to go smoothly, you need a whole gamut of people in all kinds of disciplines (i.e architects, ventilation engineers, software engineers, facility inspectors, etc). As the person before me stated, there are 17k employees in NASA. Nothing would get done if they were all scientist and astronauts.

    • @adeadedapo4860
      @adeadedapo4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was a contractor at NASA Goddard! It's believable ppl if u live around nasa or went to a big school its not so far fetched of a thing to work at NASA, NIH, John Hopkins, FDA etc

  • @justacasualgaming
    @justacasualgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Sounds like Kwahi still in his frozen world SAN ANTONIO form 😂

    • @derrick5380
      @derrick5380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where's the Kawhi reference
      Nevermind had to watch through credits

    • @Whysssiee
      @Whysssiee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And that goofy ass laugh too 😂😂

    • @derpman7056
      @derpman7056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He just arrived in Toronto he needs an episode or 2 to regain his soul

    • @justinjackson7297
      @justinjackson7297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does he look like in the Game Of Zones?

    • @basementstudios5633
      @basementstudios5633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rob Watson who is Kwahi

  • @ethanpo204
    @ethanpo204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "what happened to the Banana Boat Chris" damn dude loooool

  • @alejandrocaceres3605
    @alejandrocaceres3605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the Cliff Paul glasses at the very beggining 😂

  • @ronaldoh80
    @ronaldoh80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “Sir Carmelo, could you sign my abacus”😂

    • @martheangeles6789
      @martheangeles6789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't get that part, could you please explain it to me?

    • @MarvinGOML
      @MarvinGOML 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@martheangeles6789 ...it's just funny humor to fit the setting, but even then it's a very extreme example. An abacus is basically an ANCIENT calculator lol. So it's supposed to be funny that he's asking Melo to sign it (after they said he should be a bench player) instead of asking him to sign something normal like a basketball or jersey or hat or something.

  • @ryancolegrove5994
    @ryancolegrove5994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "But on a positive note, it turns out they are perfect for double-blinded analytics" and Mike D'Antoni: "ah what, come one he f***ed me in New York." This one is is one of Game of Zones gems. A lot of great references to unpack here.

  • @jrol2114
    @jrol2114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Bro, “Designed by Daryl Morey”, they did him wrong. Lol

    • @carlosteixeira318
      @carlosteixeira318 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont understand that part

    • @CoachChef
      @CoachChef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the Rockets with Mike & Harden will never win a NBA title

    • @TheTonecii
      @TheTonecii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@carlosteixeira318 when Morley's talking about the statue being designed by some nerd, he was taking about himself. Morley's an analytical geek.

    • @homeleung578
      @homeleung578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carlosteixeira318 He graduated from MIT and his expertise is analytic

    • @CoachChef
      @CoachChef 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bjb Vuh naw you can wait ive already seen enough

  • @cerebralmindgame9818
    @cerebralmindgame9818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The accuracy is fucking crazy... yet scary 👌🏾