The worst superhero to interview
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ส.ค. 2022
- 2 Timothy 4:3-4
For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths. - ตลก
*Being a comic writer is hard nowadays* I pitched my superhero series to Marvel and DC 2 years ago and didn’t get a response.. The character was named “Kyle Kray” and his superpower was after his wife left him.. Anubis was to come and visit him in the night while he’s crying and give him *The Wifebeater Vest of ANUBIS* ! The most powerful item in the universe.. the vest was meant to give you super-strength and fighting abilities of the gods.. however.. the powers only worked on women - so the character just kind of antagonised women on the street due to the hatred of his ex wife - so he could bring down the wrath of the gods on them.. he was meant to start a crew called “The Misogyny Maestros” but it never got picked up.. it’s hard out here.
what the fuck
Amazing
AYO??
I would buy this lmao
A modern masterpiece
Shame that art isn't appreciated nowadays
He’s not the hero we need or deserve…he’s just the one we have.
Hahahah
Lmaoo
Lol
Hes one of the heros
😂🤣
Bro the interviewer’s increasing concern as he told his superhero routine was priceless😂😂😂
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Very bc he know that’s not protecting
Right he knew the protector was long gone
Like this music video
Fr lmfao
😅😂🤣😭💀⚰️⚱️🕊️
The part of this that everyone is ignoring is that this man is only “protecting” a single person every like 24 hours.
Depends if their doors are locked
@@Mona-.- comrade...
most inefficient superhero ever
He didn't mention it but he has the power to duplicate himself.
Nah, that's called DEDICATION. Not that you would know anything about.
This dude lowkey a genius by how he builds the mental images lmao
Lol fr tho 😂
bro it so true 😂😂😂
Wdym
High key
This guy is the embodiment of, "Doing the wrong thing for the right reason."
Pain from Naruto😭
Bro I'm here screaming 🤣. The soundtrack too
@@traywaters1575 Even pain would be scared of this guy
Exactly how I picture most male feminists to be honest
Lelouch vi Brittainia
Lowkey a lot of heroes don't make you feel safe like him, definitely need a hero like him.
Those type of heroes are in jail now lol
Drop the addy and i gotcha 😏
@@InnerRise yes you do 😂 Ezra is rich and famous and he still went to jail just not prison because like I said he’s rich and famous and can obviously pay bond.
Ong
I always knew I has a hero!
“But the times when it’s not locked…” His voice at that part lmfao 💀😂
Never heard " I got 5 on it" sound so menacing. 😂😂😂
"We play this game where she start runnin' so I go after her." 💀💀
Bro…he’s so oblivious
Fr 💀💀💀
I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂
so we not going to talk about when he said "I just hide under her bed so she can be safe at night"
@@housemaster3 do you want me hide under your bed so you can be safe💀
"but by that time it's safe for them, it's sunlight"
Damn my man is fighting vampires
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@@thrudacorner4520 thank you, you too
@@thrudacorner4520 you too
Blade's got competition
💥😭🤣
Unironically sounds like a good origin for a misunderstood villain with good intentions
This feels like when you get stuck walking a bit behind a girl...
So you try to speed up to get past so they don't think you're following but then they kinda start speeding up too and you're like:
"Sh## they already do." so you speed up more to make sure you get past so they definitely know you're not chasing them but they start running and you're like: "Damn it's all or NOTHING NOW." so it just becomes an all out race, one of you terrified for your life, the other terrified for their reputation in the area.
(Okay it's never gotten that far, but to someone it probably has)
This the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile lmaoooo
Imagine catching up, I swear I'd piss myself if I was running for my life and the guy 'chasing' me caught up to me...only to speed past me
NO! DONT RUN YOU DUMBA SS! IF THEY SPEED UP THEN JUST STOP AND SLOW DOWN I DIOT!
😂
I solve that issue by just being so damn quiet and fast people don't know I'm behind them until I'm passing them. It creates a different kind of terror - more jumpscare than creeping dread. I'd like to think women out there appreciate me mixing things up a little - rather than just being scared of guys following them from a distance now it adds the omnipresent threat of the speedwalkers; it adds a bit of diversity in their paranoia to keep it fresh.
Jokes aside my average walking pace is like double to triple a normal person's speed so this isn't too untrue but I cross the road rather than pass them directly. Now I ain't following them - they're following me, ya damn creepy ladies!
This character’s candid innocence is so sad 😭
Sometimes the worst menaces to society are the ones that don’t know the wrong their committing🤣
"Dumb people don't know they're dumb themselves."
- Patrick
@@maxwellquipey1 Patrick from Spongebob?😂
They're*
@@cza3799 Patrick from family guy?
I see nothing wrong with what he does 🤷🏿♂️🤣
“I’ll hide underneath their bed until morning” you’re superpowers is stalking 💀💀
Stalker Pro
@@jeremybrown9611 shadow stalker
@@itsascendingfr the girl watcher
He has turned into the very thing he swore to protect against 😂
@@dapo3538 😂😂
The “Us”/I Got 5 On It theme starting at 1:29 & getting increasingly loud has me weak 😂
I strongly feel and believe that this guy could write and direct some really hillarious family guy cutaway scenes😂😂😂his creativity is just next level😂
This one was.....magnificent, honstly.
Do not degrade him down to the level of family guy oh my god what an unintended insult
Tra could do something beyond Family Guy. I'm thinking South Park
Just give Tra and long beach griffy a key and peele type show
"I'll twist the doorknob to make sure it is locked"
😅😅😅
"Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best of intentions"
-Dr. Allen Grant
Avengers? He sounds like one of the heroes from The Boys 🤣🤣
F*nng underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Protector turned into intruder real quick like daam bro was getting worse and worse with every passing second
Nah he turned into the predator and not the ones from apex either
@@Morgans1fanboy true true especially the way he protects women 😂😂
Bro is form the Mandela Catalogue 💀
if this was real he be locked up until marvel and dc say there the worst companies made
Damn I actually had something similar happen last night. Before this i was scared of the dude behind me, but now I feel ultra safe. What a legend.
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Im glad to hear you're being protected! We need more heroes out there.
Just make sure it's the OG protector. Lot of wannabees out there that haven't mastered the powers at all, they can't really save you.
some guy catcalled me recently to make me feel safe and know that i'm protected, great people out there man we need more heroes like that
@@thrudacorner4520 thanks man, you too
The music gives this skit that perfect touch of juxtaposition.
"I'm not the hero this world wants... but im the hero this world gets"
The way his face went from interested/intrigued to disgusted to concern and back to disgust has me dead asf😩😭🤣
The longer this interview got, the crazier it got😂😂
This guy is super inspirational, I might try and become a superhero myself.
Ayo😂😂
Bruh he’s really getting good at this making weird or creepy stuff sound normal 😂😂😂😂😂
"Some days there are too many women walking for me to handle so I safely escort them to my underground dungeon where they can feel protected"
That would have been it right there 💀💀💀😭
Awwwwww how sweet 😭
Some people say it's always better to be PROACTIVE than REACTIVATE
you heroes don't do half measures
"To make sure no creeps breaks in and tries anything."
Yeah, I think you have that covered just fine my guy.
To be fair, all he does is break in. Doesn't try anything. lmao
@@EternalStorm796 to be fair to be fair, is it really “breaking in” if they leave their door unlocked 😂😂😂
@@lil_jon411 True. lmao
@@lil_jon411 should’ve checked their windows more often too
I don’t find it creepy at all, i do the same thing.
THE MUSIC MAKES THIS STORY EVEN MORE CREEPY🥸
"If it's not locked I'll enter the house without them knowing so they feel safer"
😂
The escalation with Got 5 on It ! playing in the background is Gold😂😂😂😂😂
💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣
After US that beat just hits different
I was bobbing along like "this is SO familiar."
"and I'll crawl under their bed when their not looking"😂crazy
Mood went from nice and helpful to dark and creepy in seconds lol
The interviewer being stunned throughout the monologue, sitting there thinking "you're him, you're the guy!" 😂
Dude this man's content is comedy GOLD!
Hey I hope whoever's reading this is having a great day and if not I hope things get better over time. I just want to tell you have a blessed day and to live life to it's fullest; then you won't have any regrets. Thanks for taking your time to read this.
One of the best things about this dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he uploads something. He always respects us, the audience, and he is always full of energy in his videos. Keep up the hard work!!!!
@@InnerRise lol
@@InnerRise ya ik wtf he on about?
@@supagreatman2826 Um who exactly else can get the credit besides the one person playing all the characters.
I'm sure there are some guys locked up right now who thought that they too were superheros and "just trying to protect women". The rest of the world just looked at it differently 😂
Common for jealous psychos to kill a victim's domestic partner, and say they were helping them
Idk man going into their house, staying under the bed all night listening to their breath, and standing out their shower door before leaving is kinda weird
Its not weird its just a god level of dedication
@@baccupacci I think he was talking about just following them home but yeah that’s definitely weird
They're also been plenty that died for random women, it's not worth it.
Shout out to Jordan Peele for forever changing the way we hear "I Got 5 On It" ....this beat is no longer a smoke session 😂😂😂
This hero is very detailed and he is focused with saving lives. We love stalker man! He’s always there, Even when we don’t need him to be! 🤣
Plot twist: all stalkers are hero’s
Plot twist: Your son is a reincarnated king
@@s.williams9832 arent all men
“What you mean by that?”
Had me on the floor😂😂
It's the innocent "what?" In answer. I'm on the floor damn near threw the phone
The worst thing about this interview is his superhero name , it’s homelander’s name in French translation, he is called *le protecteur* meaning the protector 😂😂 I don’t know if it was intentional but it’s so funny
He’s confused but he’s got the spirit 😂😂😂😂
He’s a silent guardian
A watchful protector on a dark night 🥹
He’s truly the hero we need.
But not the one we deserve
@@InnerRise by front doors….you mean…
the deadpan look of shock and disgust as he sat silently for the police slayed us all
Dam when you start to notice it's "I've got 5 on it" playing in the background.
I lost it when he said they can't be shaking trying to put the key in the door... Like buddy that's not excitement..💀💀
He said "there's a lot of creeps that stalk women..." 😭😂😂😂
“Nighttime is the most dangerous for women”… You my friend are said danger 😂
I am the danger
"Sometimes the walks are long" omg, there's so much behind that line, lol.
Genius how he says they'll start running and quickly change it to they'll start jogging as to convince himself he ain't a threat. A criminal mastermind 😂.
How it went from wholesome to dark on the interviewers face🤣🤣🤣
Love how you made this character actually think he's doing good. I could just imagine you playing this character in Law And Order show , you'd be really convincing even still having a bit of humour like you have here. ❤from England 🏴🌹🙋
The Us theme song in the background is where I died 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Best super hero I've ever heard of. This dude is so dedicated to his craft. Crunchyroll should make an anime/isekai about this man
This was the longest feeling interview I’ve ever heard. 😬 😂
Dude went from feminist Hero to Michael Myers real quick
After seeing tre face at 3:45 , I started rolling 😂😂😂
Bro...you had to be in stitches while you wrote this script. keep up the amazing work sir
@@RicarloVolleyball I will see in the next couple of days. Stay blessed my man's
“some times the walks be kinda long” ☠️☠️
This man is a real hero she never knew he was there and she was safe💯
Protector? More like intruder 😂
Just when I thought Homelander's interview was the worse🤣🤣🤣
Almost at a million subscribers let’s go!!! You truly got talent!
Hey I hope whoever's reading this is having a great day and if not I hope things get better over time. I just want to tell you have a blessed day and to live life to it's fullest; then you won't have any regrets. Thanks for taking your time to read this.
@Yulds no you dont
@@InnerRise ?
@@InnerRise dang 💀
@@InnerRise but I think you used the wrong emoji
"He a little confused but he got the spirit".
I don't think he understood the assignment fully, he sound like someone's lonely lol brother 🤣🤣
“Little personal game”
😂😂😂😩😩😩😩 they 🏃♀️ in fear 😰
You just don’t know how much I needed that laugh. Thank you…
Talk to people
You ok buddy?
@@coreyblack6220 I am now. Thank you for asking
@@FF-fd4tm seems like you need protection aswell. See you tonight
@@fusiontoa18lmao
Is it the Piano style of "I got 5 on it" type for the Jordan peel horrific joint????😂😂😂😂😂
I think Trae has comedically described the mind of a stalker....In real life
This superhero is super wholesome and just tries to be a good guy that wants to protect women
Wome
He means well but he needs therapy
Batman finna put him in a wheel chair at night.😭😭
"I get a joy hearing their breaths at night sleeping" 💀💀💀
Would’ve had me on the floor if he went “Does ur mom need some protection?” 💀
That is crazy how he explains what he does and why he is a special superhero in his opinion, and he doesn't notice that he is being a stalker as he talks about it 😂😂😂
Thank you for pointing out the plot/joke of the video!
@@ILootStandingStill had to help the people in the back
@@ILootStandingStill No problem lol
@@ILootStandingStill ay, gotta help out the deaf people
@@stiffmeisterM87 good one 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂Women must love this guy🙂he’s always there just in case they need anything simply amazing
"His mom just called to say she was gonna call back" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm laughing hard ASF just at the thought that the interviewer thought it was gonna be a chill chat then he has to call 12 under the table and just let him tell on himself and just say "Yeah that's it" 😭💀the fucking layers😂"Stay still"🤣
OMFG!! 😱 90 seconds in and I almost forgot this was a skit. I literally thought he was telling us about his favorite part of the day 🤣😅🤣
This dude the living definition of irony 💀
The melodic "I Got 5 On It" is perfect 🤣
Trying to finesse the system into making being a creep a superpower is diabolical work… 😂
“She had just called to say she’s gonna call back” wow Lmaoooo 😭
Thought i was the only one to catch that fa a min lmao
"Sometimes the walks be kina long" 😂😂
This is exactly how our government sounds when they say "it's for your safety and the safety of our people", watch out yall
Remember the phrase from one of the company guys in thr government the top dawg you’ll own nothing and be happy they are trying to turn everything into rent only
after you watch it through. the line, "i had along night last night" hits different
It started going down hill when you hear the piano playing LOL hold on it actually got worse and worse !!! LOL !!!
do you know what the piano music was called?
@@forbidsin2919 i know its i got 5 on it by luniz
@@forbidsin2919 its also another song with that instrumental but i cant think of it
@@forbidsin2919 Yo Gotti and Rich Homie Quan song, "I Know."
@@ENTREPRE-MOMMY i knew it had something to do with rich homie 😂 howd i forget that
How could something that started off so wholesome get this *_CURSED_* so fast!
This gotta be my favorite hands down and one of THEE best videos you've ever created. Shit was wild as hell yo
I had to go to the hospital cuz I couldn't breathe from laughter.
2:46 ITS THE DOWN SHIFT OF TONE WHEN HE EXPLAINED WHEN HOW GRAPHIC HE BECAME ONCE CUZ WENT UP ON THE PORCH TO SHAKE DOORKNOBS WAS FUCCN WILD 🤣😭
The end is what got me. Guy playing off that the cops were coming had me weak. 😂😂😂
It's amazing how the music from I Got 5 On It can sound so sinister when you slow it down and lower the pitch.
I was drinking a brisk when he said the “make sure the door is locked” thing and I spit it out 😂💯
@@RicarloVolleyball betski
The music gets louder and louder and shit gets intense 😂😂💀
I’m surprised that they didn’t cast you on the boys 😂😂. Because I’m sure that the protector would be more powerful than homelander
You forgot about translucent
Piece of advice: if you are being followed on foot go into the nearest store and call the police (or security if they have it)
If they are following you by vehicle drive to the nearest police station
Why tho
@@fusiontoa18 If you are being followed, it's harder for the person following you to attack you if there are other people around who could call the authorities or intervene.
Ur a genius! Your work is truly amazing to behold, Thank You!
Just from the length of his description made me laugh 😂 how is he doing that damn much to keep em safe and he is so proud of himself
@@RicarloVolleyball bro you kinda look like NBA YoungBoy sometimes.... You should take advantage of that...flip it be like the British NBA YoungBoy...bet you get hella views....I checked a couple of your vids out they was funny