☑️ Long lost Buddha Palm ☑️ Galvanized square steel ☑️ Eco-friendly wood veneer ☑️ Shopping mall living room ☑️ Heavy titanium door ☑️ Large Saint statue
This really helped my cousin she needed a house for all her 1 billion children they are now living in there amazing “room” and everyone in there family is now happy! Thank you so much for this video her 1 billion children were all struggling and they will not get mixed up with their neighbours 1 billion kids.
as a parent of 1 billion children, thank you SO MUCH for making this video!! it is so hard to find DIY videos for 1 billion kids but your channel is a lifesaver! now I can make sure my kids all have a place to sleep indoors instead of outside and a place to read and eat snacks instead of eating bugs outside 😊😊
Quick maths time: Each wall above the first floor appears to have room for 20 children, which means each floor has room for 80 children. In order to compensate for 1 billion children, this home would have to have 12,500,000 floors. Assuming each floor is 2.5 meters tall (or about 8 feet), the whole home would have to be at least 31,250 km tall. The diamater of the earth is about 12,700 km.
@@Cool.Aunt.Lilith Plus they'd roughly take week to reach the bottom, but only if they would constantly fall at terminal velocity (200 km/h or 120 mph)
Bro is such an excellent architect he managed to fit nearly an entire India’s population worth of children in a seven story room with the floor space of two classrooms.
Thank you so much for the houses for my 1 billion children. I learned how to clone myself as a boy and also girl and now I have all these kids. Thank you so much John.
Good job now this is a Half bedroom Half mall Half train station Half airport Half hotel lobby Half school Half supermarket Half food court Half japanese culture Half cafe Half library Half prison Half shrine Half humanity Half life 👍 edit: HOW DID I GET THIS AMOUNT OF LIKES edit 2: i had to add the one in the replies (some)
"This is how we live our lives searchin' For the answers inside of every page, And I'm here wonderin' if one day We'll finally be free from this cage" -2763rd Kid
Considering a luck of quadruplets per pregnancy and at least 10 months between each one, this would last 208,3 millions of years to happen with one person.
Budha Palm ✅ Extra large exhaust fan ✅ Galvanised square steal ✅ Eco friendly wood venear ✅ Soft mattress ✅ Long drawers ✅ Ladder ✅ Traditional swing doors ❌ Heavy titanium alloy door ✅ Face recognition system ✅ Snack racks ✅ Food stalls ✅ Book shells ✅ Desh ✅ Chair ✅ Window ✅ Large saint statue ✅
😂😂😂 Also, if you didn’t know, Jesus will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :) “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Romans 10:9-13 KJV “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” Mark 1:15 KJV If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on TH-cam and a TH-cam channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.* God Bless :)
I'm sorry, but according to my calculations, the room can only house 480 children. You would need 2084 more of those to house the full billion people. Edit: Sorry, it's 2083334 more (I accidentally calculated the amount for 1 million people)
This video makes it feel like "buddha palm, summoned eagle, eco friendly wood veneer and galvanized square steel" is all a man needs to live 💀 Also why and how did thor's hammer have to be used as example💀
Little John worked 5 long years as a brick layer and payed 1 million but his house cant even fit his grandmothers casket,So he got galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer with durability for 100 years to support his room along with some screws from his aunt that he borrowed.He then added decarations,and a bed for sleeping,Put drawers under the bed for extra room and a desk at the other side of the room for working and eating,Congratulations,Little John has turned his 2 yard house into a 40 yard wide and a 20 yard long fully functional room.Good job little john.Follow for more ideas.
New shein factory design looking good
I literally got a shein ad before watching the video ong 😭
Ye
LMAO THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
That’s crazy 💀
@@Kuneho_ArchivesSAME
☑️ Long lost Buddha Palm
☑️ Galvanized square steel
☑️ Eco-friendly wood veneer
☑️ Shopping mall living room
☑️ Heavy titanium door
☑️ Large Saint statue
❌ Expansion screws borrowed from aunt
Bro you're missing summoned eagle
Hey Buddha isn't cool
✅ Check them after they enter the impenetrable doors
The ultimate house.
THANKS SO MUCH! im a father of 1B children, im so happy this came up!!
If you do, wouldn't you have a GWR of the amount of children?
Da !#℅&$
@@MichelleWen-s6w r/wooosh
LOL
Is your wife still alive?
I needed this. Thank you. This setup makes my 1 billion kids won't get mixed up with my neighbor's 1 billion kids
OMG HAHAHHAHAHAHS
I can't even imagine the pain the wife goes through in the process of making those babies💀
@@amanpuri7079me too
@@amanpuri7079SAMEEE💀💀💀
@@amanpuri7079LMAOOO
Is this even a bedroom anymore?? 💀 This went from prison, to library, to shopping mall, to a temple in 30 seconds.
🤣
U are absolutely right😂😂😂
University dorm in a nutshell
Nah it started from bedroom
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This really helped my cousin she needed a house for all her 1 billion children they are now living in there amazing “room” and everyone in there family is now happy! Thank you so much for this video her 1 billion children were all struggling and they will not get mixed up with their neighbours 1 billion kids.
as a parent of 1 billion children, thank you SO MUCH for making this video!! it is so hard to find DIY videos for 1 billion kids but your channel is a lifesaver! now I can make sure my kids all have a place to sleep indoors instead of outside and a place to read and eat snacks instead of eating bugs outside 😊😊
Is the mom okay??????
@@tabassumrushathey all ran away after ~15 kids
Xi?
They forgot the toilet
Wait u have 1 million kids?
Bro is single-handedly solving Japan's population crisis.
Omg ikr
Excuse me, I think you'll find that his wife is doing a lot of the work too… 😂
No
I thought they were going through a declining birth rates crisis 💀💀💀
@coldfuse that’s true, they are losing people bc many people dont know the point of having a child, they think it’s not needed. So they have it at 46.
We are setting up a new Shein with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯
"My wife love having kids"
"Accidentally" 💀
Trad wife
#relatable
Got mine pregnant while using protection and even tracking her ovulation 😅
@@sanjayw9878 You might plan, but God laughs.
@@MrPicklesAndTea> proceeds to abort
> Who's laughing now
Quick maths time:
Each wall above the first floor appears to have room for 20 children, which means each floor has room for 80 children. In order to compensate for 1 billion children, this home would have to have 12,500,000 floors. Assuming each floor is 2.5 meters tall (or about 8 feet), the whole home would have to be at least 31,250 km tall. The diamater of the earth is about 12,700 km.
The 1.000.000.000th kid living in space 💀
@@Cool.Aunt.Lilith 💀What the? Are you an architect? This is some crazy math(to the original comment)
@@Cool.Aunt.Lilith Plus they'd roughly take week to reach the bottom, but only if they would constantly fall at terminal velocity (200 km/h or 120 mph)
Bro got humbled real quick 💀
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1:35 “ delicious snacks” anyone who knows Chinese notices that the stand says “ stinky tofu”? (in reverse)
yep :D
Bahahaha
Why can't we have more caring fathers like this
Ikr
@TheStrafer idk
U Will understand when u are a father
Because they don't have 1 billion kids
Why can't we have some rich father's !!!!!
Bro is such an excellent architect he managed to fit nearly an entire India’s population worth of children in a seven story room with the floor space of two classrooms.
But no toilet
Indians don't need toilet
@@cityraildude Exactly like India then xD
@@maxthepaladin2147☠️ nah.... everyone gonna go to bathroom at garden ?!??!
Thank you so much for the houses for my 1 billion children. I learned how to clone myself as a boy and also girl and now I have all these kids. Thank you so much John.
This went from bedroom to a cult at the end 😭
No. It went from a bedroom to an orphanage to a shopping mall to a fucking cult.
A literal shopping mall but it’s with extra library stuff and umm yeah
The truth bro
1K
It happens sometimes
Good job now this is a
Half bedroom
Half mall
Half train station
Half airport
Half hotel lobby
Half school
Half supermarket
Half food court
Half japanese culture
Half cafe
Half library
Half prison
Half shrine
Half humanity
Half life
👍
edit: HOW DID I GET THIS AMOUNT OF LIKES
edit 2: i had to add the one in the replies (some)
"half airport"
Its not like there's a plane inside 💀
"Half train station"
Looks like there's separate train station for kids to travel 😂😂
Half church too
@@NR.gamer241 no its half train station cuz of the doors and the face recognition same with the airport
Thats a lot of halves
Omg thank you. i needed this for my 1 billion children, little timmy jimmy, etc. Will love it
Is the wife fine?💀
Proffesor Daddy, accidentally used the duplicate machine on kids
They're Chinese 😂
She wants kids, that's what's up
She died.
what if the guy has several wives though? maybe 1 billion wives and they each “accidentally” have a kid?
Average Chinese family before the one child policy:
you mean average mexican family
@@mrniceguy24293 Its kinda both
@@Iamantifurry65TH-cam is 12+, you should get off the app
You mean, every venezuelian family
Every Bangladeshi family
The Design Is Very Human.
the pillow fights bouta been insane with this one
real
🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Real WW3 Starts inside their Bedroom
Thats more or a Pillow War
The server will lag with all the pillows
why is this unironically a very good design for a room with an insane amount of people?
This is Wall-E in a nutshell
No it sucks
its basically a mall to an extent.
I don't think any structure would be able to hold 1 billion kids without crumbling or everyone dying from heat/CO2 buildup
@@bread8465 what is the maximum capacity of the biggest apartment complex in the world?
Why does the kid at 1:10 doing kung-fu 💀💀💀💀💀
imagine being the last kid to find a bed
dont worry just use the escalators 😃
Their beds are pre assigned to them in alphabetical order
@@lucyboyter6049By last name?
@@sitfish1113theyre all the same family, so first name
@@lucyboyter6049 The child that starts with W: 💀
We're not borrowing from aunt with this one🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
cuz now it’s time to give back. to one billion children TO THE DOT
"Accidently gaved birth to 1 billion kids"
16th aunt ran out of stock
The aunt is gonna be out of screws after this if the husband borrows the screws
That's enough TH-cam for today 😃
"This is how we live our lives searchin' For the answers inside of every page, And I'm here wonderin' if one day We'll finally be free from this cage" -2763rd Kid
Baldi Basics reference
BFDI reference (2763)
Kids really be associating basics in behavior with FPE now.
i can already smell a debate
coom coom coom
0:02 why are they in prison uniforms
You don't wanna know it
You don’t wanna know it
I do wanna know it
They in jail forever by their parents 💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️
They're in prison 😂
the mother’s actually building up the world’s population 💀
❌bedroom
✅prison
Prison design for 1 billions inmates!
Sweat shop
Even their clothes💀💀💀
@@JohnyBurningson for real
their clothes are their design yall
Imagine this place actually exists with 1 billion children inside.
It's called a "capsule hotel"
I mean, let's just hope nothing bad happens, or we'll be down to 7 billion again.
Imagine how loud around that building
There is, it’s called CaseOh.
Epstein island
" She had 1 billion kids by accident" That one had me fall off my couch in laughter lol
Thanks for teaching me to build A FRIGGIN SHOPPING MALL for my 1 billion children i accidentally had!😊
*Accidently gave birth to 1 Billion children* 💀💀💀💀
😂
Poor family be like
you sometimes have twins, and you sometimes have twins^30
Considering a luck of quadruplets per pregnancy and at least 10 months between each one, this would last 208,3 millions of years to happen with one person.
It is accidentally , what if it was intentionally 💀💀💀
He made a solution to a problem that never existed or will ever exist
Nah I've got 1 billion of them in my basement rn and was running out of ideas. This solved my problem
yeah I'm having the same problem, luckily I only have 900 million children
Bro practically made a room for his whole veiwing population
THE KIDS ARE WEARING PRISON CLOTHES 😂😭💀
Because they built a prison
They're not prison clothes they're stripped pajamas.
@@omgman5745 that’s what they all say
@@omgman5745Bro ngl I’m pretty sure that’s even worse 💀
"The design is very human"
fr
If you have 1 billion kids, you're probably work at an orphanage
Budha Palm ✅
Extra large exhaust fan ✅
Galvanised square steal ✅
Eco friendly wood venear ✅
Soft mattress ✅
Long drawers ✅
Ladder ✅
Traditional swing doors ❌
Heavy titanium alloy door ✅
Face recognition system ✅
Snack racks ✅
Food stalls ✅
Book shells ✅
Desh ✅
Chair ✅
Window ✅
Large saint statue ✅
This is unironically something I would dream about at night
7 more of these can hold the entire planet
Wow the design is very human!
lol
You would have to talk to each sibling for only 1 second each to meet them before age 31.
My favorite part of this video is the door because it's a door that you would see in a sci fi outer space movie like star wars. I love outer space!❤
“This design is very human” is playing in my head.
It actually is really
I love how there’s a whole snack section but not 1 bathroom😭
There is probably a bathroom where their parents are
Thank you so much for this design.The Chinese sweatshop design is making a lot of profit for our organisation.
*They just gave birth to a new country*
No more like a whole continent
A-are the parents okay?!
Next:bedroom for 1 trillion kids💀💀💀💀
Its you who comments on my videos 😱😱😱😱
@@pahguni Yes😱😱😱
Next: bedroom for 1 quintillion kids
nah 19 billion billion billion billion billion kids 10^19^19
1 googol kids
This turned from Prison, to a mall to a border control 😂😂
Oh my god, I was struggling to get my 1 Billion kids into my bedroom but you have helped now! ❤❤❤
😂😂😂
Bedroom🤮🤮🤮
A WHOLE CONVENIENCE STORE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Even if you build their room in a giant warehouse, there wouldn’t be enough space.
You should get an entire country for these kids.
"MULTIPLE CHILDREN BRING MULTIPLE TREASURE"🤣...AGREED..
Most normal home design shorts:
those 1 billion kids all have fully valid villain origin stories.
The way they were t-posing while going up the escalator 😭💀
Imagine having friends over and setting off a military level alarm when they enter your room.😭
I love that almost all the kids doing the A-pose
Gengis Khan: i have the most descendents...
This guy:...........
It’s for 80% of India
Yes brother
How is your brother?
real
Actually ~71%
152 likes
No likes in 4 days
Bedroom ❎
Prison , shopping mall, school,temple library ✅
"1 billion children were born ACCIDENTLY". How does that happen 😂
That's the neat part, it doesn't
You could start a whole army with that much kids💀💀💀💀
You mean a whole country
according to Global Firepower,Chinese military,which had the highest number of active personnel,had 2 millions men within their rank
No way this just turned into a kid person, mall and a praying place at the same time💀
thank you so much i needed a new design for my one billion children
That room actually looks pretty cool. The beds and escalators
I'd hate having a bed without a window
0:01 50 milliseconds in and the mama already has an eagle like wth 💀
"One billion children were born accidentally"
Okay actually HOW THE HELL IS THAT AN ACCIDENT
that’s wut i’m saying, this is y abortion should be legal 🤷🏼♀️
@@LainzeyL00If it were legal,humanitys hope is lost.
@@Alex-0908 there r a lot of health problems that are still legally classified as abortions
Broken condoms are wild
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Make a room for all 8 billion people on earth
As a parent of 5 billion kids i can confirm that this despign is perfect for my 5 houses to transform into an empire for kids.
Is this the Sims 3 home tutorial?
Thx I just had 627m kids and had a huge room they love it!
my wife *-accidentally-* born *100 Femto-quingentipicillion* kids , so I need a room for *100 Femto-quingentipicillion* kids . help
Yes kids kick the door like they are a ninja
😂😂😂
Also, if you didn’t know, Jesus will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :)
“that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
Romans 10:9-13 KJV
“and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.”
Mark 1:15 KJV
If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on TH-cam and a TH-cam channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.*
God Bless :)
Bro made an entire country💀
We definitely don't need an entire Country to hold 1 billion people now! Awesome!!
Where's the toilet and kitchen?
its a bedroom. there is also a kitchen and bathroom to accommodate the 1 billion children. I would like to see that!
More like wheres the fan which is life threatingly low
Some cloth drawers can be successfully turned into piss drawers.
@@dremovremen1764 good idea to use your brother's instead of yours 😂
@@dremovremen1764 what about shit
BRO COULD NOT PULL OUT. MY GUY IS DRAINED
Now that the kids have their own library and kitchen, they’ll never leave their room
This isnt a official channel anymore, this is peak content of Gen Alpha 👌
I checked the comment section when i heard he had 1 billion kids ACCIDENTALLY
- Hey, let's have a sleepover at your house!
- I have no space
- What are you saying? Your house It's giant
- well...
I'm sorry, but according to my calculations, the room can only house 480 children. You would need 2084 more of those to house the full billion people.
Edit: Sorry, it's 2083334 more (I accidentally calculated the amount for 1 million people)
actually you need 2.5 million times
Harrison you're bad at math
This video makes it feel like "buddha palm, summoned eagle, eco friendly wood veneer and galvanized square steel" is all a man needs to live 💀
Also why and how did thor's hammer have to be used as example💀
If I had those things I could probably make it work.
@@sirwobble265me too
For those who don't know how actually big 1 billion is, it's 5/7 of India's population.
This is exactly what I needed to know for the people i have in my basement. Thank you!
Dude casually reduced the population from 8b to 7b . Thanks! Also please take good care of my nemesis, she'll bite your toenails off. 🙂
0:14 bro is flying with small eagle💀
Ya ☠️
Little John worked 5 long years as a brick layer and payed 1 million but his house cant even fit his grandmothers casket,So he got galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer with durability for 100 years to support his room along with some screws from his aunt that he borrowed.He then added decarations,and a bed for sleeping,Put drawers under the bed for extra room and a desk at the other side of the room for working and eating,Congratulations,Little John has turned his 2 yard house into a 40 yard wide and a 20 yard long fully functional room.Good job little john.Follow for more ideas.
“To encourage the habit of eating snacks everyday”💀
Bro just created a building as big as a whole country for 1 billion kids
Mom and dad had fun❤
Little to much
☠️💀☠️
Ayo wtf
Perfect for my basment, thank you so much!! ❤️
does this also work for 2 billion kids?
Yes. But it requires more galvanized steel
@@douglaswolfen7820 dont waste useless material, 2 kids a bed can save 100% of the galvanised square steel and eco-friendly wood veneers.
Just build another house like this 😂
No, you have to make another one... My 7 billion kids could bit fit in this😢😢😢😢
sure, it is called vertical expansion
1:55 had me dying laughing
Wow, he is a eagle master 0:16
Ikr
Ah yes, a bedroom that can fit 1 billion kids, and yet they forgot to install a bathroom.
Finally, my basement lore
1:03 has kids spawning stupidly like NPCs