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Any reason for the beer cans on top of the beer glass? My guess was to keep out mosquitos and other small bugs that tend to die in beers, but wanted to ask.
Very very true, I miss being able to go from Sussex to Dieppe and then on to Austria(even with the toll/vig)... But at least the country roads in Midwestern America are as flat as NL but with much less traffic :)
In my life I have been involved in smuggling drugs and firearms, human trafficking, contract assassinations, and other even worse things. However I have always drawn the line at fruit smuggling. A person must have an ethical compass.
You got that right. You could be at the border of california with naked women running and screaming out the trunk of your car, but let them see your small slice of kiwi fruit. Get out with your hands up.
Sloakum "pissed on Vietnam" Rosenburg here. This story we told is one of many that made up the wild times we had and I miss every second of it. I've continued to do TH-cam after we've parted ways but it hasn't been nearly as fun. I just have to pee on a few more borders to make the big leagues to join you again. Miss you tons dude, can't wait to see you in July.
"why would you pay for a visa? I can put you on a boat right now!" xD Somehow I love that dude. I'm sure his life would make an awesome netflix series.
Those who love the word, the love of the father is not in them. click my name to watch latest video. July2 eclipse. Sudden destruction for south america or for everyone?
Mate, I love these types of story videos, if you have more stories like this or like the "Village Hitman story", the "Toyota Patrol Chasedown", "Club girl" or the "Burn girl" stories. PLEASE, do make vids about them. Also loving the length of this video.
Your storytelling is so entertaining and witty... You should write a book named "Memoirs of a Laowhy" 😂😂😂 I'd buy it in a heartbeat. I'm sure you have heaps and heaps of anecdotes
Here in Norway, part of the border is towards Russia. Here's the law: Piss towards the Russian border, and you get a hefty fine (if they see you - which they will, because it's under 24/7 surveillance). Another way to rack up fines, is to run a lap around the Three-Country Cairn, on the border between Russia, Norway and Finland. And the Finns, they give you a fine based upon a _percentage_ of your yearly income. Which is a great strategy if you're poor, but probably not so much if you're rich. ;)
Thanks for the cool info :) I'll throw in some Estonian trivia, we have a road that connects two villages and it goes through Russian territory. We can drive through Russia for a km or so without a visa, but cars are not allowed to stop on that road, it is heavily monitored and if you happen to have a car problem or something, Russian border forces will most likely abduct you and take you into Russia for interrogation.
@@boomerangsruckflug8513 No. No we don't have any toilets over here... The only solution is to piss towards Russia.............. But that's illegal. So now you have to go to jail.
@Oggy The 60's and 70's were more interesting tbh. I wasn't alive back then, but there are stories. Russia drove tanks up to the Norwegian border at one point. It was "this" close to war. Norway set up air defences, and asked the gunners to shoot at anything coming from the East. Except an SAS airplane had to make a turn to avoid weather, so it also came in from the East. The idiot gunner shot off 10 rounds before he was stopped. When they asked him why the fuck he shot at the SAS machine, he just answered, "But I was told to shoot at _anything_ coming from the East!"
9:32 C-Milk: ...drugs, human trafficking, even fruit, and things like that. Prozzie: *Oh Fruit?* _No..._ C-Milk: Yea there's *coconuts* AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
I thought that was an excellent story. I had no idea China is a place where you can do really weird things like that. I'm learning a lot through Winston, Prozzie, and you. I think it's incredible. Thanks.
Thanks for sharing your story. I agree that the town in Vietnam you visited could have learnt to speak Chinese, but the Chinese town on the border can also learn to speak Vietnamese. Also, it’s good to learn some key phrases from the language of the country you’re visiting. It’s much easier to enjoy visiting a country if you know about the culture and some of the language.
C-Milk, you and Prozzie have a chemistry that's off the charts. I was going to suggest that you compile all of your adventures into a book but somebody else has already suggested the same thing so it must be a good idea. You guys are a cross between Cheech and Chong and Redford and Newman of the Millennial Age. You could name your book "Asia's Underbelly (To hot not to handle)." You could make this video into a whole chapter called "Naughty in Nam." Both you guys are nice looking but who wants to settle for nice when you could become bonafided studs. Just joking C-Milk. Vivie might not go for that. All of your episodes are entertaining but let's face it, you've taught your viewers all kinds of crazy stuff about Asia nobody else has and some of it is actually useful. Just keep the adventures coming. We love them. PS: I enjoy Winston's videos too.
Hey foreign devil, I was listening to a random 1980's Japanese City Pop playlist and for some reason I thought of your videos. Turns out the song that was playing was Anri - Shyness Boy, the same one you use in your intro! Great song, and keep up the great content!
This story is awesome! Thanks for sharing this. I hope you realize what sort of favor you're doing for anyone who is interested in the world and all the different stuff and experiences you can have here. Thank you so much.
I literally laughed out loud when prozzie said “it was just me, you, beard, and this weird dude.” Right after you described his Vietnam war era beard. The visualization is hilarious
The pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words. Basically, pictures and videos are extremely powerful. You’re a boss! So glad you made this channel and same to SerpentZA.
I just realized how scared i was just listening to your stories, but scarier still to know how very un-adventurist I am, honestly you could have been got "dissapeared" (you know killed) there and no one would know in weeks after that. BUT you live to tell the tale AND I am here to tremble just to "enjoy" listening to you guys
Seriously great story. You guys really should make a short film about this adventure. I'm in Yunnan right now and you've convinced me that this is a good idea.
Glad to see you guys got the chance to hang out again. You two have definitely made some memories. Even if you wind up on opposite sides of the globe, you will never forget.
In 1984, my ex-wife and I were part of a small tour group that went from Macao through southern China, including Guangzhou. I was the only Gwei-lo (foreign barbarian in Cantonese). On one day, we were cruising through some farmland and I took some photos from the bus and the "tour guide" went apeshit because we were driving past a military base that had radar domes and other equipment. The driver pulled over and I handed over the film. Didn't get arrested, but every morning when I went out for a run, these two guys would try to follow me. They couldn't keep up the first couple of days, so they got a car to follow me. When we were taking the train back to Macao, the conductor locked the car where all of us were sitting. No bathroom, so it was a miserable ride. Finally made it to the border and I was so happy. Have never been back to the PRC and will never go back.
It was the entire video lmao, but yeah he really needs to get that checked. I had a friend I would bitch at constantly for messing with his junk- he would do it in public, right in front of me, in front of anyone. And when he finally got checked by a doctor it turned out he had an STI.
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First comment and first reply. This story is wild!
FASCINATING we can roam the globe and not worry about sxxt thanks guys 🤪 🚗 💨💨💨💨💨🥇 👍☮
Any reason for the beer cans on top of the beer glass? My guess was to keep out mosquitos and other small bugs that tend to die in beers, but wanted to ask.
You two should do more videos together
It worth support these content are better then anything u can find on hulu or Netflix it's more real
« wouldn't it be cool to just drive in another country? »
*Laughs in European*
GFmanaic lmao
Very very true, I miss being able to go from Sussex to Dieppe and then on to Austria(even with the toll/vig)... But at least the country roads in Midwestern America are as flat as NL but with much less traffic :)
Wouldn't it cool to just drive in another city?
Cries profusely in Perth, Western Australian
Lmfaooo this guy takes the best comment award
Be nice, GFManiac. We can't all afford to pay 50% income tax.
This is actually such a cool story. I'm watching again. I love yours and Prozzies stories
Thanks bro!
In my life I have been involved in smuggling drugs and firearms, human trafficking, contract assassinations, and other even worse things. However I have always drawn the line at fruit smuggling. A person must have an ethical compass.
Most hardcore crime lords don't do it because they fear about their reputation.
hahahahahaha,, No Fruits!
glad you got some morals, irrespective how truly miniscule....
Your rotten to the core....
You got that right. You could be at the border of california with naked women running and screaming out the trunk of your car, but let them see your small slice of kiwi fruit. Get out with your hands up.
Sloakum "pissed on Vietnam" Rosenburg here. This story we told is one of many that made up the wild times we had and I miss every second of it. I've continued to do TH-cam after we've parted ways but it hasn't been nearly as fun. I just have to pee on a few more borders to make the big leagues to join you again. Miss you tons dude, can't wait to see you in July.
Wasn't it Sloapis "came onto Vietnam, does TH-cam" Rosenberg?
Anyway, you just gotta flip the bird at boredom and never lose your peewit.
"You are like a local culture boy" says the discount Tom Cruise.
discount tom cruise lmao
Wow, you hit that good.
underrated
lol. I thought he looks like Elon Musk with those sunglasses.
Poor man's Tom Cruise
Low rent Tom Cruise
Wow, Winston looks different with hair implants.
No, it's the sideburns. They're shorter now. Alters the contrast.
SiberianSwordsman 😂😂
how cool is the cheap suit!!! he looks AWESOME!!!!!
it is not Winston (who does not have an american accent).
@@nigelwiseman8644 Can you hear a whooshing sound above your head? 😉
"why would you pay for a visa? I can put you on a boat right now!" xD
Somehow I love that dude. I'm sure his life would make an awesome netflix series.
Loving this installment of the Laowhy86 lore.
😂😂😂😂 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I'm so proud that I have lore.
@@laowhy86lol, cool video, I even shared it with my fellow Northern Ontario buds, that's how entertaining it was, Thanks!
Golden ripper - LOL!
Those who love the word, the love of the father is not in them. click my name to watch latest video. July2 eclipse. Sudden destruction for south america or for everyone?
Mate, I love these types of story videos, if you have more stories like this or like the "Village Hitman story", the "Toyota Patrol Chasedown", "Club girl" or the "Burn girl" stories. PLEASE, do make vids about them. Also loving the length of this video.
Whenever he thinks of Prozzie, his video gets bigger.
@@Dowlphin hahahahaha
@@Dowlphin 😂😂😂😂
These are my favorites too because it's nice to just hear them on a good mic
Yeah I like it too
"A woman dropped her baby..." Hahahaha, that came out of nowhere almost spit my coffee out.
supertotoro At first I thought he meant it like a joke, as in she was pregnant and so excited that the baby dropped out 😂
So, you basically met the real life Leslie Chow.
TheOriginalMaxGForce bruh 💀💀💀
Nice !
“A woman dropped her baby”
Quote of the video! Great story... love this style of video, more please
Your storytelling is so entertaining and witty... You should write a book named "Memoirs of a Laowhy" 😂😂😂 I'd buy it in a heartbeat. I'm sure you have heaps and heaps of anecdotes
In due time, for now, I'll make videos out of them
@@laowhy86 I'll take that!
@@laowhy86 I'll purchase a copy 👍👌
I second that
I agree!!
Here in Norway, part of the border is towards Russia. Here's the law: Piss towards the Russian border, and you get a hefty fine (if they see you - which they will, because it's under 24/7 surveillance). Another way to rack up fines, is to run a lap around the Three-Country Cairn, on the border between Russia, Norway and Finland. And the Finns, they give you a fine based upon a _percentage_ of your yearly income. Which is a great strategy if you're poor, but probably not so much if you're rich. ;)
Thanks for the cool info :) I'll throw in some Estonian trivia, we have a road that connects two villages and it goes through Russian territory. We can drive through Russia for a km or so without a visa, but cars are not allowed to stop on that road, it is heavily monitored and if you happen to have a car problem or something, Russian border forces will most likely abduct you and take you into Russia for interrogation.
Don't you have toilets up there?
@@boomerangsruckflug8513 No. No we don't have any toilets over here... The only solution is to piss towards Russia.............. But that's illegal. So now you have to go to jail.
@Oggy The 60's and 70's were more interesting tbh. I wasn't alive back then, but there are stories. Russia drove tanks up to the Norwegian border at one point. It was "this" close to war. Norway set up air defences, and asked the gunners to shoot at anything coming from the East. Except an SAS airplane had to make a turn to avoid weather, so it also came in from the East. The idiot gunner shot off 10 rounds before he was stopped. When they asked him why the fuck he shot at the SAS machine, he just answered, "But I was told to shoot at _anything_ coming from the East!"
@@kebman good luck in the Russian jail, vulgar piss boy.
15:14 "so we wander around and find a woman, finally we can spend some money" hahaha
I choked on my drink when I heard that xD lol
9:32 C-Milk: ...drugs, human trafficking, even fruit, and things like that.
Prozzie: *Oh Fruit?* _No..._
C-Milk: Yea there's *coconuts*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
"EVEN FRUIT"
Did you use to work in an airport C-milk? xD
Andronico Lariok Omg I died laughing 😂
Wow, that's really an amazing experience, It's lucky for us that you guys survive from that and could tell us this story!
Gentlemen, two of you great people sitting down telling stories. This is what I call C O N T E N T!
Imagine them at age 70 still doing it lol
That smuggling story and the pee-searchlights are two classic stories !!
I feel much happier with life when I'm watching your videos and viewing the scenery, it reminds me life is still genuine in some parts of the world
So glad I found this channel. I’ve shared this channel with a ton of people. I hope it gets you more subscribers.
It’s exciting seeing you guys videos appear on my notifications, always some good stories and find out some new things
"You're a local culture boy." Be proud of that shit right there.
Prozzies got him some of those famous vietnamese crabs. lol.
Is that a euphemisms for dog ?!
@@thatdutchguy2882 No, it's something you get from unclean partners & it lives in your bushy areas.
Those stories are absolute top quality content, stay awesome c-milk !
Prozzie scratching away like he's hunting 🦀 haha
Yeah, he needs to stop going to those chinese massage parlors. 😅
Seriously had me wondering... Heat rash, or a very bad case of crabs?
I wanna try a golden ripper now. Please get your hands on it and make a video about it!
I have yet to find them elsewhere, but it's prob a southern Guangxi thing. Bro, it's not pleasant!!!
Haha important China lesson "Not everyone wearing camo is in the army".. took me like 3 months to learn Chinese people just enjoy wearing camo
Great story and loved how much fun you guys had recalling it.
I thought that was an excellent story. I had no idea China is a place where you can do really weird things like that. I'm learning a lot through Winston, Prozzie, and you. I think it's incredible. Thanks.
Thanks for sharing your story. I agree that the town in Vietnam you visited could have learnt to speak Chinese, but the Chinese town on the border can also learn to speak Vietnamese. Also, it’s good to learn some key phrases from the language of the country you’re visiting. It’s much easier to enjoy visiting a country if you know about the culture and some of the language.
I agree with you that foreigners should learn to speak some Hello, Thanks to locals for amicable impressions
I'm really glad you shared this story. It was fun to listen to and it made my day!
C-Milk, you and Prozzie have a chemistry that's off the charts. I was going to suggest that you compile all of your adventures into a book but somebody else has already suggested the same thing so it must be a good idea. You guys are a cross between Cheech and Chong and Redford and Newman of the Millennial Age. You could name your book "Asia's Underbelly (To hot not to handle)." You could make this video into a whole chapter called "Naughty in Nam." Both you guys are nice looking but who wants to settle for nice when you could become bonafided studs. Just joking C-Milk. Vivie might not go for that.
All of your episodes are entertaining but let's face it, you've taught your viewers all kinds of crazy stuff about Asia nobody else has and some of it is actually useful. Just keep the adventures coming. We love them.
PS: I enjoy Winston's videos too.
It made me think of the ghost of Hunter S Thompson. Rippers, hallucinations, and crazy bad ass locals. Epic!!!!
Hey foreign devil, I was listening to a random 1980's Japanese City Pop playlist and for some reason I thought of your videos. Turns out the song that was playing was Anri - Shyness Boy, the same one you use in your intro! Great song, and keep up the great content!
Thanks for nice content! I’ve been enjoying your videos since I came to China and even got inspired to start my own TH-cam channe!
This story is awesome! Thanks for sharing this. I hope you realize what sort of favor you're doing for anyone who is interested in the world and all the different stuff and experiences you can have here. Thank you so much.
Did Prozz rip the neck on his shirt or something?
And C-Milk: voted most likely to inspire a military BBQ.
That was my high school accolade
This is one of the best stories that you, Winston & ADVChina have told. Explained perfectly. Thx for posting.
I literally laughed out loud when prozzie said “it was just me, you, beard, and this weird dude.” Right after you described his Vietnam war era beard. The visualization is hilarious
Dang it. Prozzie's hand has a mind of its own and it's SO DISTRACTING!
nekochen couldn’t agree more. I could watch him adjust it all day.
I love this story but man, your buddy can't stop touching his groin area! LMAO 🤣
When my boyfriend is sitting he does it all the time, I swear he does t know he’s doing it.everyone sees him doing it
You and Proz should have a channel together. I'd totally watch your random adventures and stories wherever they take you.
Tofu Sandwich we almost did have a channel together. dynasty dudez unite!
@@Prozzie lol, "Dynasty Dudez"?!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Keep you stick on the ice & your Johnson in the spotlight.
Chief Enumclaw I’d love to see his Johnson
Pat Johnson , the ref in Karate Kid :p
So glad that you keep up with Prozie. Your a good friend.
“What’s great about China is that you can drive to another country!”
Me: *Laughs in Texan*
15:08 : What can we do... so we wander around and find a woman... finally we can spend some money." I couldn't help but laugh!
This was the BEST story! I am envious of your ability to go off and have these adventures! Loved the story! Headed over to hear the next story ;)
Wow, what a crazy ass story. You need to write a book about this stuff. Favorite episode
That was an awesome story! Prozzie being part of it makes it extra funny.
This has been my favorite video you've posted all year. Thank you
Your stories are fascinating😄. I love you guys💖...such great entertainment!!!
Hi Matt, I hope all is well with you, Vivi and the girls🤗. Vivienne is gorgeous, and the girls are adorable 💖.
Loving this Behind the scenes story things
I just wanted to comment that I have really started to like your videos lately. You have really matured as a TH-camr. Keep up the great work!
That spotlight story had me in stiches. Thanks for giving me my best laugh today. All the best guys. Stay awesome.
This sounds like a movie script! 😂
What an awesome story!
2:45 "We do it in america." - Prozzie.
*waves the flag of maple syrup whilst stoking a herd of meece"
The pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words. Basically, pictures and videos are extremely powerful. You’re a boss! So glad you made this channel and same to SerpentZA.
I just realized how scared i was just listening to your stories, but scarier still to know how very un-adventurist I am, honestly you could have been got "dissapeared" (you know killed) there and no one would know in weeks after that. BUT you live to tell the tale AND I am here to tremble just to "enjoy" listening to you guys
Seriously great story. You guys really should make a short film about this adventure. I'm in Yunnan right now and you've convinced me that this is a good idea.
I enjoyed your story telling. So much to unpack. Thank you.
Thanks for letting us out here live vicariously through you!
Love these stories! Thanks, guys!!
that story was so AWESOME! man, I love that you can speak freely!
LOL the ball scratch in the beginning
not just the beginning
Soo happy to see prozzie finally. What an assortment of stories guys
I remember watching this months ago... didnt realise you had to take it down. great that its back up, its such an interesting story.
Really fascinating story. Can't wait to start travelling!
Why wait?
I love these kind of stories! Please tell more🙏
Glad to see you guys got the chance to hang out again. You two have definitely made some memories. Even if you wind up on opposite sides of the globe, you will never forget.
I love these story time kinda videos from you guys.
...Spot-lighting the Johnson particularly funny! LOL
Loved the whole story! Couldn't stop laughing!
Please tell us more of these stories because I don't have the balls to do 1% of this shit myself.
I could listen to these guys all day long....great storytellers!
Great storytelling. Keep meeting offbeat characters in your travels and tell us their stories!
Love it when the band gets back together. C Milk and Prozzie have the best chemistry.
That was a great story!! Thanks for sharing!
Duuude, this is one of the most interesting videos you've ever put up. I love this kind of stuff.
18:55 I just broke down laughing 😂😂😂
Well..that’s one hell of a good story boys.
Enjoyed it immensely.
Awesome video! You and Prozzie reminiscing about the past was great.
This is one of your best videos man. I was enthralled 20 mins felt like 5 minutes listening to that adventure.
What memorable experiences you two have had together!
Had some weird adventures in Turkey, Hungary... You know, it's the mind set, a strange country and a no f*s given attitude when exploring.
In 1984, my ex-wife and I were part of a small tour group that went from Macao through southern China, including Guangzhou. I was the only Gwei-lo (foreign barbarian in Cantonese). On one day, we were cruising through some farmland and I took some photos from the bus and the "tour guide" went apeshit because we were driving past a military base that had radar domes and other equipment. The driver pulled over and I handed over the film. Didn't get arrested, but every morning when I went out for a run, these two guys would try to follow me. They couldn't keep up the first couple of days, so they got a car to follow me. When we were taking the train back to Macao, the conductor locked the car where all of us were sitting. No bathroom, so it was a miserable ride. Finally made it to the border and I was so happy. Have never been back to the PRC and will never go back.
Love it . . . definitely one of your better adventure story videos.
Great story - enjoyed that immensely :-)
Prozzie was tickling his nuttz at the end 19:40
And he keeps at it, man... You should get that looked at.
haha
It was the entire video lmao, but yeah he really needs to get that checked. I had a friend I would bitch at constantly for messing with his junk- he would do it in public, right in front of me, in front of anyone. And when he finally got checked by a doctor it turned out he had an STI.
I like it way much better when you're with Prozzie rather than with Winston. You guys are really fun to watch :)
All your videos are amazing but this one is in my top 5 . Love it 👍.
Wow, I loved this story. You should do more videos like this.
"Golden Rippers" are now officially on my bucket list!
Fabulous story. I hope there come more stories like this.
I remember this story! You guys did a video on this!
This story is absolutely ridiculous, I love it
I enjoyed the s**t outta that story!!! Really something you don't hear every day.
Great story. Thanks for sharing. Those are the times you never forget.
Appreciate you guys sharing this great story.