Okay, so N.gins theory is plausible except that when we take in to account that the "Dame" from Pinstripes story was Tawna, but was actually BIG NORM, gives me many......questions... Did BIG NORM buy a Tawna costume? Why would anyone have that? If in the Games funniest moments universe (And the crash manga and Crash boom bang!) Tawna ran off with Pinstripe why is she coming in as a random "dame"? Wouldn't Pinstripe find that odd? Where is real Tawna? Was there ever a real Tawna? Was BIG NORM always Tawna? Again, WHY IS THERE A TAWNA DISGUISE? If N.gin was correct and BIG NORM was always Tawna does that mean crash and.................. I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!
3:34 This will definitely help on my Platinum Relic runs. Thank you CanadianCortex360, we are unworthy of your being in your presence and are forever in your debt.
Part 2 when??? Ik you don't really do second parts to videos like this, but this one was soooo good! I feel like you can do more skits with the 50+ characters! (Even if you don't make a part 2, I still really like the skits in here)
Ok so you know when I questioning the Big Norm Tawna stuff? I got it figured out. Pinstripes story takes place after the massive script I wrote THAT COULD TOTALLY BE TURNED INTO A VIDEO PLEASE IM DESPERATE But anyway Pinstripe gets fired from the Mafia and became a detective to pay the bills. In the epilogue for my story Tawna became an influencer and Big Norms disguise was her merch. And the reason Big norm went to Pinstripe was because they knew he was a Tawna simp and desperately wanted Tawna to love him and thought that if they were disguised as her they could get free stuff like: "Pinstripe, get me McDonald's" Or something like that. Then Pinstripe did a detective and found out Velo was gonna be robbed so yeah.
O-ok we-we we can make this work: We start on the wumpa island beach, the bandicoots have been under hard times. Crunch can't afford for surgery to get his robotic arm back on, Coco thought she was too good for them and is now head of a famous tech company called "N.sane gadgets" and after a few offensive tweets and Liz hooking up with ripper roo, the nitro squad split up. Crash thought of many ways to make money, but after realising that investing in a rillaroo NFT is stupid, tawna starts a plush business, where she makes a plush of at least every racer in CTR, but after realising she made a plush of herself and looking up her name on Google, she shuts down. So far nothing has worked and they might lose their house to papu papus rent collecters. And they can't ask aku for help because he fell in the wood chipper. Also maybe there Could.....be a subplot where cortex gets a......a rash from the clorine in his pool. Anyway, suddenly pinstripe appears and tells them he could help them make money in exchange for one thing. Tawna already knows where this is going and responds no because he's a dumb kangaroo rat who didn't get enough hugs as a child. Crunch is curious though and asks what the job is. And Pinstripe responds by telling them they would blowing up Malaysia. They left. Now they really tried everything and don't know what to do. Crash is depressed and is drowning his sorrows in wumpa whip. They soon realise that they have no choice but to ask Coco for help so they head to N.sane gadgets main place of operations. She does not help them. she scalds them and kicks them out of her building. Meanwhile, cortex gets ointment for his rash. Suddenly when all seems lost a shadowy figure that has a white trilby hat and a face with a striking resemblance to crash comes out of the darkness, and it's fake Crash! He says he heard about their trouble and he "borrowed" N.tropies cool stick. Suddenly N.tropy appears and tells fake Crash to give the stick back. Fake Crash decides to use the stick. Suddenly the bandicoots find themselves in a prehistoric playground(GET IT? LIKE THE TRACK! Also baby T is there). Fake crash tells them he essentially made Jurassic park but he needs investors, but N.tropy comes out of nowhere to take his stick back. Also, cortex's rash is gone. A day later, they give up and accept their fate. However, they hear someone crying outside, and its tiny. He's realising that he's the last of an entire species( he's a thylacine, not a real tiger) and knowing that because of that, he's forever alone. But that gives Tawna, crash and crunch wonderful ideas. They start a charity to save wumpa islands endangered, non-mutant wildlife. And somehow, it..kind of works?! Since most people are ignorant consumers who don't realise how much they've hurt the planet and how many creatures lives are at stake because they won't change their habits, not many people donate...but the people who do...they pay up! So what happened? Crash is no longer depressed and is now his usual happy and dumb self. Crunch got his robotic arm back on but also replaced his right foot because he thought it looked cool. Tawna became a famous influencer and got a metric butt-tonn of merch and a motorworld sponsorship. Cocos company was shut down after people found out they were the ones who put micro-transactions in CTR. Tiny found out that some scientists are trying to bring back thylacines and felt slightly better than before. Fake crash is still trying to bring Jurassic park to fruition, and has apparently been seen following Jeff goldblum wherever he goes. 1 day after the marriage, Liz and ripper roo signed divorce papers. So...... That was...my script. I got storyboards and........
Silent man it been a minute but I still your content man good Job 🙂👍 Edit: we’ll I can’t spell very well my bad I meant to say was I still enjoy your content man sorry for my horrible typing I don’t double check my writing while I really should but my bad for the bad writing
by the way coco probably has blonde because of crash's mum and she's short because she's crash's little sister It's simple She's not crash's daughter N-gin
2:16
Okay MatPat.
MatPat wishes he was like N. Gin
My favorite was when N. Gin thinks that Coco is Crash and Tawna's Daughter. It cracked me up 😂
It's one of my favourite scenes too but it destroyed my voice. I'd do it again though
It’s kinda a good theory
Srry to do this but...*Tawna
@@spyjack69 yup
That could be true
what even is the expression when you know a dog is trying to talk to you
It's hard to explain. It's where they just stare at you and they're trying to find a bridge between your language and their barks
okay then, BIG FAN
when a dingo and crocodile love eachother very much STOP IT !!!!!!
My favorite skits were the iron checkpoint box and Neo Cortex's pet emporium
They were the ones I worried about the most, so I’m glad they found an audience haha
MY GUYS MAKING A FORD AD IN CRASH BANDACOOT
Blupuguh
I think N. Gin might have daddy issues
I think N. Gin has issues in general
@@silentmanproductions will you still be making more episodes of Cap n' Mike?
@@rocketman437 I've written two episodes and I'll start filming tomorrow, or at least this week
@@silentmanproductions Ok, also have you seen Puss in Boots 2?
@@rocketman437 No I haven't but I've heard great things
My God that theory that N gine has can be true
I agree, N. Gin could be Cortex’s mum
he tried to correct me but I was too busy in my head, fake crash and I are alike, we never shut up HAHAHA
some people call me crazy But I DoN'T CaLL MySeLf CrAzY I DON'T TALK TO MYSELF DAD!!!! (LOL)
OH NO I ALMOST FORGOT TO COMMENT ON ONE OF HIS VIDS
Uhhhhh OH OH I GOT IT
THAT'S SOME GOOMBA-LONEY
I’m glad that catchphrase has caught on
Okay, so N.gins theory is plausible except that when we take in to account that the "Dame" from Pinstripes story was Tawna, but was actually BIG NORM, gives me many......questions...
Did BIG NORM buy a Tawna costume?
Why would anyone have that?
If in the Games funniest moments universe (And the crash manga and Crash boom bang!) Tawna ran off with Pinstripe why is she coming in as a random "dame"?
Wouldn't Pinstripe find that odd?
Where is real Tawna?
Was there ever a real Tawna?
Was BIG NORM always Tawna?
Again, WHY IS THERE A TAWNA DISGUISE?
If N.gin was correct and BIG NORM was always Tawna does that mean crash and..................
I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!
…yes
@@silentmanproductions oh no.
5:20 was an epic and funny scene together
Coming to a cinema near you
You videos will never not be hilarious 😂
I know this is a compliment, but I take it as a challenge. From now on, I’m making drama films!
@@silentmanproductions Whatever you decide to do will be amazing because you are a talented content creator!
10:26 okay, tiny isn't an actual tiger. He's an extinct species of marsupial called a thylacine, also known as a Tasmanian tiger or wolf.
Dr. Cortex was the good guy all along, saving endangered animals!
3:34 This will definitely help on my Platinum Relic runs. Thank you CanadianCortex360, we are unworthy of your being in your presence and are forever in your debt.
In the time it took you to write this comment, you could have finished N. Gin Labs 30 times!
Actually I got another question for that big norm Tawna costume stuff.
WHY DID HE EVEN TELL PINSTRIPE?
He didn’t. Detective Pin figured it out with his detective skills
@@silentmanproductions well yeah but why did he go to him?
Part 2 when??? Ik you don't really do second parts to videos like this, but this one was soooo good! I feel like you can do more skits with the 50+ characters!
(Even if you don't make a part 2, I still really like the skits in here)
Great Vid
Thank you!
Ok so you know when I questioning the Big Norm Tawna stuff?
I got it figured out.
Pinstripes story takes place after the massive script I wrote THAT COULD TOTALLY BE TURNED INTO A VIDEO PLEASE IM DESPERATE
But anyway Pinstripe gets fired from the Mafia and became a detective to pay the bills. In the epilogue for my story Tawna became an influencer and Big Norms disguise was her merch.
And the reason Big norm went to Pinstripe was because they knew he was a Tawna simp and desperately wanted Tawna to love him and thought that if they were disguised as her they could get free stuff like:
"Pinstripe, get me McDonald's"
Or something like that.
Then Pinstripe did a detective and found out Velo was gonna be robbed so yeah.
I think you’ve earned a holiday with the amount of work you put in to this haha
O-ok we-we we can make this work:
We start on the wumpa island beach, the bandicoots have been under hard times. Crunch can't afford for surgery to get his robotic arm back on, Coco thought she was too good for them and is now head of a famous tech company called "N.sane gadgets" and after a few offensive tweets and Liz hooking up with ripper roo, the nitro squad split up. Crash thought of many ways to make money, but after realising that investing in a rillaroo NFT is stupid, tawna starts a plush business, where she makes a plush of at least every racer in CTR, but after realising she made a plush of herself and looking up her name on Google, she shuts down. So far nothing has worked and they might lose their house to papu papus rent collecters. And they can't ask aku for help because he fell in the wood chipper. Also maybe there Could.....be a subplot where cortex gets a......a rash from the clorine in his pool. Anyway, suddenly pinstripe appears and tells them he could help them make money in exchange for one thing. Tawna already knows where this is going and responds no because he's a dumb kangaroo rat who didn't get enough hugs as a child. Crunch is curious though and asks what the job is. And Pinstripe responds by telling them they would blowing up Malaysia. They left. Now they really tried everything and don't know what to do. Crash is depressed and is drowning his sorrows in wumpa whip. They soon realise that they have no choice but to ask Coco for help so they head to N.sane gadgets main place of operations. She does not help them. she scalds them and kicks them out of her building. Meanwhile, cortex gets ointment for his rash. Suddenly when all seems lost a shadowy figure that has a white trilby hat and a face with a striking resemblance to crash comes out of the darkness, and it's fake Crash! He says he heard about their trouble and he "borrowed" N.tropies cool stick. Suddenly N.tropy appears and tells fake Crash to give the stick back. Fake Crash decides to use the stick. Suddenly the bandicoots find themselves in a prehistoric playground(GET IT? LIKE THE TRACK! Also baby T is there). Fake crash tells them he essentially made Jurassic park but he needs investors, but N.tropy comes out of nowhere to take his stick back. Also, cortex's rash is gone. A day later, they give up and accept their fate. However, they hear someone crying outside, and its tiny. He's realising that he's the last of an entire species( he's a thylacine, not a real tiger) and knowing that because of that, he's forever alone. But that gives Tawna, crash and crunch wonderful ideas. They start a charity to save wumpa islands endangered, non-mutant wildlife. And somehow, it..kind of works?! Since most people are ignorant consumers who don't realise how much they've hurt the planet and how many creatures lives are at stake because they won't change their habits, not many people donate...but the people who do...they pay up!
So what happened?
Crash is no longer depressed and is now his usual happy and dumb self.
Crunch got his robotic arm back on but also replaced his right foot because he thought it looked cool.
Tawna became a famous influencer and got a metric butt-tonn of merch and a motorworld sponsorship.
Cocos company was shut down after people found out they were the ones who put micro-transactions in CTR.
Tiny found out that some scientists are trying to bring back thylacines and felt slightly better than before.
Fake crash is still trying to bring Jurassic park to fruition, and has apparently been seen following Jeff goldblum wherever he goes.
1 day after the marriage, Liz and ripper roo signed divorce papers.
So...... That was...my script. I got storyboards and........
…I want the storyboards
@@silentmanproductions ya know what I'm gonna make a whole film of the storyboards and upload it.
I'll get working really soon
looking forward to more such these
Game theory, Coco is the mother of Pinstripe, who is the sister of N. Gin, who is the second cousin of Crash! It all makes sense!
N. Gin, is that you?!
@@silentmanproductions you’ll never know
Jk it’s matpat
That's it I want a sketch show about the crash bandicoot cast
Someone give me money to make it! Haha
Hello. We are two golf men looking to play a game of golf game. Are you golf?🤣
You sound like a true golf man
Silent man it been a minute but I still your content man good Job 🙂👍
Edit: we’ll I can’t spell very well my bad I meant to say was I still enjoy your content man sorry for my horrible typing I don’t double check my writing while I really should but my bad for the bad writing
Still what my content? There’s a crucial word left out there that could make or break your comment!
@@silentmanproductions well i fucked up my typing sorry dude didn’t mean to sound bad
You don’t need to be sorry, I got what you meant. Thanks for the support!
Will you do one for Crash 4 as well?
I think Crash 4 is the worst Crash Bandicoot game ever made...don't hate me. I might play it in another video someday
@@silentmanproductions Aw. Wait did you mean Wrath of Cortex or It's About Time?
@@christheleavittman7080 It's About Time
@@silentmanproductions ah.
@@christheleavittman7080 I'M SORRY!
Excellent Job can you do GAMES' FUNNIEST MOMENTS on Team Sonic Racing
I want to do a Sonic episode eventually, so maybe I’ll use that game
@@silentmanproductions That would be Awesome
2 weeks it's been 2 weeks and only 693 viewers weird isn't it
I’ll take what I can get
I missed thus
Are you doing an impression of someone from New Zealand?
@@silentmanproductions nw iee nurt
lmao this was hilarious
Collect the meats
...what?
If you ever make a sequel, I got...ideas. you know that huge script I wrote?
It was a pitch for a sequel to this.
I remember it, but I feel like you have a very specific vision for it. There’s no way I could do it justice haha
@@silentmanproductions you could. I'm flexible
@@silentmanproductionsalso I'm not the best at voice acting
Just take the huge crash script I'm DESPERATE
It's not a script though haha
FIRST ONE
Second, I guess
Don’t say it like that, be proud! You’re second in a sea of potentially thousands of comments! More likely tens of comments, but still!
Hurray??
Yeah well done
sucks you dont get as much views now
As long as the people watching it like it, I have no complaints. But I’ll get the views back, don’t worry!
I mistaken this comment for mine, due to the picture.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@spider-man500 oh my god lmao
YEP IM THE FIRST
How’d you get here so fast?!
Clicked it because I love your. Vids also can you do a super smash brothers utimate funny moments
I’m doing a Disney Infinity one next, but Smash Bros is the one after that
Thx also subbed and liked
by the way coco probably has blonde because of crash's mum and she's short because she's crash's little sister It's simple She's not crash's daughter N-gin
You’re one of the fools N. Gin was talking about
@@silentmanproductions Big fan