i must say i do enjoy me these little Civil-videos not civil because of a lack of banter grubbing or general racism, but taking on civilian jobs, farming, shopkeep etc. they invite so much random nonsense. great watch.
Your hilarious, I'm deadass I hate when I get killed with literally nothing but I still find it funny when it happens because I know I'm gonna do it to others lol
The funny thing is my mate actually posted that review and it went so completly out of controle hes even complaining about it. this was done in the early rust days (aplha rust / legacy rust) where you could easily find guns all over the place before you even could get the blueprints from those red bears love your contact oblivion...
Champion.. bruv your videos get better and better.. Can you make a e-z trap base that doesn't use electricity.. the next cheapest thing besides a cactus.. cheers!
Honestly I can’t tell if the guys calling you Jordan rants actually think you are him or being really sarcastic and know you are oblivion. Great vid though!!
Oblivion how about hiding in your fish suit with landmines and try drop them right in front of peeps. Sneak up on farmers and drop them all covert and they might not come looking for you as quick. They might think it was just a stray placement if they don't see you. Could make for some fun content...
I got half way into the vid, and had totally forgotten what the point of this vid was when you were just like "So back to building the shop" lol ... fucking rust sometimes. xD
gotta love how as soon as he gets a kill he becomes the most toxic and simultaneously funniest person I have ever seen.
Hilarious bloodlust
how is that the most toxic. youre soft
@@jaredfrazier2216 kid never played black ops back in the day 🤣 these guys are teddy bears compared
@@blackboi890 nah dude I lived off of black ops 2. I know. it's just this game is in it's own class sometimes
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You know its gonna be a good day when you see Jordan Rants uploaded a new video.
nah it's Ali'A bruv
Noo its brit
Facts JR is da goat 😏
the moment at the end he went "WOW!!!" got me so good 😂😂😂😂 mans saw his life flash before his eyes twice that day
You know its going to be a great time when oblivian posts a shop or trap base video .
I love to see it in my feed. Same with sebbyk or welyn.
or both
I like the chill shop idea. Very entertaining. Would like to see this again.
Agreed, so wholesome, yet so devious and funny >:D
Another Jordan Rants classic :-D
Your banter with the primitive kids is still the funniest out there dude! Awesome video Brit (lol).
I love that everyone stayed in character and just went with it.
"I'm gonna help people out and make a shop with cheap guns" *sets bear traps all around the shop* lol love it
Loving your content, been binge watching it all. Your humour and commentary are brilliant. 👍🤣
5:50 marks the start of "Shit that happens in Rust". The fact that this dialog lasted as long as it did was the best part lol
fuckin almost pissed myself at the "We get to raid Jordan Rantz" LMFAOOOO how come its ALWAYS Jordan with you
He's obviously britphobic.
@Mr Miyagi he's absolutely britphobic
The whole “The man’s scared of doors.” part is so Monty Python.
Best Jordan rants video ever.
"How can you maneuver that 1X1 with that big honking nose?" Had me dying LOL
The Jordan Rants banter at 6:30 may legitimately be the funniest thing I've seen on TH-cam in at least a month.
more of this. what a fun series. trap bases are cool but was fun watching you as a shop keep
Dude I love your videos, they always get me to laugh. Great content as always.
gotta love how they think you sound like jordan rants when i would say u sound closer to Brit than anyone else. Great vid love the content
Came for the gun shop, stayed for smack talk.
Anyone else hear Arms Shop and immediately think hes going to sell peoples arms in a vending machine 😂😂
Certified classic Oblivion! We all loved our time in the Congo, it was great! 🤣
i must say i do enjoy me these little Civil-videos not civil because of a lack of banter grubbing or general racism, but taking on civilian jobs, farming, shopkeep etc. they invite so much random nonsense. great watch.
Welcome to the Jungle Baby... ur gonnnaaa diiiiiiieee.
LOVE your Videos Jordon Rants !
This episode had me in stitches. Thanks man I needed to cheer up. I love itt
Trap bases are fun, but I love your Jordan Rants videos the best.
That exchange around 6:00 could possibly be confused with a mating call of some very bizarre animal... 🐴🦅🐕
Bro the high pitched argument reminded me of Monty Python. So funny 🤣
Bro! you are hilarious! You turn any aggressive person into a laugh.
We need a JordanRants, Oblivion, Brit, Memeio quad’s squad collab, just to confuse tf outta everyone
Your hilarious, I'm deadass I hate when I get killed with literally nothing but I still find it funny when it happens because I know I'm gonna do it to others lol
Business was booming!! I wish we would’ve met your #1 customer.. that drone pilot
Respect on picking dude up like that, you know he was upset when we went down.
the jordan rants guy killed me everytime
this is my favorite jordan rants video
Great video Jordan!
Nice to see the O'man upload again.
6:00 Extreme goblin behavior
"You're an asshole. But I respect that."
LMAO @3:04
Yeah he aint a pussy, he got balls, thats respectable
Jordan Rants hahahahahahaha everytime
Love your videos Britt !
Such a good episode, thank you!
Another banger jordan canny wait for next one 🤣🤣
@6:00 WTAF Had me rolling. 😄
second streamer that posted regular episode this week nahhhh
Oblivion is the best I was sitting in a store and watching this video I was getting weird looks because of how hard I was laughing
This was pretty funny to watch 😂😂😂
I love these shop videos. My kind of content
cant wait to start using that line for anything bad that happens "its the congo bro"
Yet another classic Jordan rants bideo
Ah yes, the elusive Jordan Rants.
another great video, Jordan!
Another Great Jordan rants video! love to see it keep it up
The stop talking killed me 🤣
Wholesome and wholesale slaughter
You should try Console Rust without your wallhacks, its pretty fun!
The funny thing is my mate actually posted that review and it went so completly out of controle hes even complaining about it.
this was done in the early rust days (aplha rust / legacy rust) where you could easily find guns all over the place before you even could get the blueprints from those red bears
love your contact oblivion...
Oblivion this video made my whole day 🤣 this video was very funny keep up the good work men i hope you have a good day
It's crazy to see those drones running the rout in game.
I love you brit!
Youre my favorite youtuber!
:D
its funny how he gets recognized as every other british youtuber but not himself
5:55 what in the goblin spek is this? Lol!
Can you put turrets with python/bolty in range of a zipline?
Champion.. bruv your videos get better and better.. Can you make a e-z trap base that doesn't use electricity.. the next cheapest thing besides a cactus.. cheers!
“You’re chromosomes are down and so are your satchels” lmao
Gotta love when everyone mistakes him for Jordan Rants
I love your videos it's 😂 funny when I'm watching your videos.keep the good 👍
Work
I just wanted to say something cause I was here fast love you oblivion the 2x server is fire play it all the time😂
Is it just me or did it sound like you were having a Dobby voice compatition with that other dude lol
It's actually funny how I've watch 3 videos straight and in everyone calls you every other British ytuber lmao, first for brit
Oblivion you make rust look really fun but then when I play on console it's really laggy and it's only vanilla
You are Jordan Rants though.
I love your satchel skin, it's perfect for all my fail ass satchel raid needs! Keep up the great content Jordanrants! ❤
Can you pick up a door if it has satchels on it?
Congo!
Guns
No food!
Lmao
Love the vids Jordan, always a banger 😂😂
That old british lady voice you were doing reminds me of that Monty Python skit. I Don't Like Spam!
Honestly I can’t tell if the guys calling you Jordan rants actually think you are him or being really sarcastic and know you are oblivion. Great vid though!!
Do u know When will private servers come to Rust Console?
Obilvion, gonna turn that map into Chiraq
Will the real JordanRants please stand up.
I just bought this game one Console, and I hope people use their mic once I get a chance to play.
Another jordan rants classic video
Oblivion how about hiding in your fish suit with landmines and try drop them right in front of peeps. Sneak up on farmers and drop them all covert and they might not come looking for you as quick. They might think it was just a stray placement if they don't see you. Could make for some fun content...
Jordan Brit Rants Oblivion, the drug, err.... Medicine dealer
6:10 I can brush my teeth all by myself. Ok
how are your servers basically all dead but you still make good content w good views
I wonder what happens when you hear the drone approaching and you empty the shop before you sell
The items disappear immediately, but the payment waits for the drone.
@@brian8862 my guess is the shopkeep loses out and the drone acts like the vending machine is there anyway, or the server crashes
@@brian8862 please do
Got it
I got half way into the vid, and had totally forgotten what the point of this vid was when you were just like "So back to building the shop" lol ... fucking rust sometimes. xD
Was the best video for my break! Funny as fuck!!
Starts a shop base.. proceeds to use it as a trap shop base.
You were pretty spicy this whole video….
I wanna work for the Congo how do I apply
My OCD was peaking when he had sheet parts on his base but no large boxes
Was just saying the other day I haven’t seen someone wear a Scudpunk hoodie in years and there one is.
Is not a good episode if he doesn't step on his own landmines 😂😂😂
at 6 minutes. it started to sound like a Monty Python sketch
Love u Jordan!
keep it up jordan i love you videos 👍
Perfect flow and length
6:00 two goblins talk