The 53 Second, 22 Dollar Shortest Flight in the World

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  • @gxck0645
    @gxck0645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6283

    This video is longer than the flight btw.

    • @Lol-rj8ri
      @Lol-rj8ri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😂

    • @ye7470
      @ye7470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      About 10 flights were made within the duration of this video

    • @Hraesvelgre
      @Hraesvelgre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@ye7470 no only 6

    • @AA-yi5rk
      @AA-yi5rk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Hraesvelgre it's 5.66 times

    • @meepgoesrawr6168
      @meepgoesrawr6168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Hraesvelgre more than 6 counting other ones

  • @cisbetterthanj8738
    @cisbetterthanj8738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6908

    *gets on plane*
    *walks to toilet*
    *flight ended*

    • @supersunman6056
      @supersunman6056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      "Locked in again."

    • @zapdos8441
      @zapdos8441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL

    • @karls0999
      @karls0999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That almost happened on a flight me and someone sat beside me and asked if he could get to the toilet and I never saw him again

    • @AnythingReally
      @AnythingReally 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      basically.

    • @wchbto275
      @wchbto275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shit

  • @thejoojoo9999
    @thejoojoo9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    "At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache helicopter."
    "While the sonoma county flight is short, it's longer than 7 feet."
    "17 hours, in which time you could call Comcast customer support once"
    I feel that today's video is particularly informative.

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Actually the third quote is wrong. It's 24+hours

    • @lookihaveausernametoo4231
      @lookihaveausernametoo4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@tjl2836 well you can call them. Just not get a response.

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lookihaveausernametoo4231 they put me on hold for a day

    • @lookihaveausernametoo4231
      @lookihaveausernametoo4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tjl2836 how is that even possible

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lookihaveausernametoo4231 I probably called at the end of their shift . But then they completely forgot my call or the person I called was sick. IDK, who knows what goes on at Comcast

  • @Hazarizq
    @Hazarizq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3954

    they couldnt even finish the safety briefing

    • @joosepsoro
      @joosepsoro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha lol

    • @kla7210
      @kla7210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That would take longer than the actual flight

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The safety briefing is done in the terminal building.

    • @Jacob-ou5ks
      @Jacob-ou5ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They do it when it's at the gate.

    • @aristiver2073
      @aristiver2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoooo

  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4175

    Sorry if this episode sounded a bit different! I was at VidCon and there were all these fangirls outside screening and waiting to get a picture with me so I had to record under a pillow fort. It's just the price of being an a-list celebrity.

    • @NateJDaddy
      @NateJDaddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Half as Interesting 😑👌 Okay

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That wasn't interesting at all!

    • @totallynot0something047
      @totallynot0something047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      But I thought not a lot of women watched your content?

    • @Lord_Magikarp
      @Lord_Magikarp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      It was half as interesting, but twice as funny!

    • @halftimelordwizard
      @halftimelordwizard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Half as Interesting fangirls? But I thought female hai fans were a rare breed 🤔😮

  • @GaryNumeroUno
    @GaryNumeroUno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    It takes United 53 seconds to drag you off the plane!

    • @the6ix72
      @the6ix72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      United Airlines should go out of business

    • @aryanKhaunte
      @aryanKhaunte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too soon

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The bad airlines all absorb the good ones. I liked US Airways, if only for the free SkyMall magazines.

    • @Frosty-iv9mj
      @Frosty-iv9mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DEAD MEME NOW SHUT THE HELL UP THAT WAS IN 2016

    • @a1mhndi
      @a1mhndi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *_delta has joined the chat_*

  • @DeathbyPixels
    @DeathbyPixels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    “Scotland is a country, kind of”
    **distant angry Scottish shouting**

    • @FriendlyMarmot
      @FriendlyMarmot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "Yieu just made an enemy fer lyfe!!!" - Groundskeeper Willie

    • @aro2866
      @aro2866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *distant bagpipes*

    • @thescrout9831
      @thescrout9831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me, a Glaswegian staying inside : Dafaq they doing over there?

    • @aw7544
      @aw7544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Aye, wit dae ye mean we arnae a country we've hot a flag, national animal, national anthem and more people than a micro nation (which by the way are counted as a country) so yes we fit the criteria of Bein a country

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aw7544
      On paper, yes. But in practicality, you are more like a state or province.
      I live in the Australian state of Victoria, and we have many of the features of a country too: lots of people, a flag, a state animal and various other emblems.
      The whole Scottish independence movement is to become a real country. One that has ambassadors and diplomats, and can become a member of international organisations like the UN.

  • @bored1980
    @bored1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    "...by Bus company, United Airlines..."
    Hehe. I heard that.

  • @WillmacLMCD
    @WillmacLMCD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    The shortest flight was when I jumped off the stairs with an umbrella

  • @HPayne62
    @HPayne62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Me normally: Flights are long, except for short ones.
    Me when trying to make a word count: Plane rides are long, except when they're short, some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.

    • @tushargupta1764
      @tushargupta1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True!
      Or just use 10s of "the" as it is also grammatically fully correct to write
      "The the the the the the shortest flight is shorter than the longest flight"
      I think i saw this on a video also made by half as interesting.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I kind of read that in Trump's voice, eventhough it was significantly more coherent than his usual ramblings.

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tushargupta1764 link?

    • @Sticknub
      @Sticknub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Excursions on passenger aircraft can typically be considered prolonged, of course, with the exception of the scenario in which one would be significantly more brief. Each ride onboard an airplane possesses a dissimilar duration in comparison to others, including those that are recognized as shorter than the other flights. This especially regards the shortest-lived aircraft flight, which, too, happens to be globally deemed as the most not prolonged.

  • @billys2025
    @billys2025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Hello everyone thank you for flying with us and enjoy yo- oh wait we have landed please remain seated until you are allowed to leave. Thank you for flying with us

    • @mew9918
      @mew9918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She talks hella slow

    • @thyden2k
      @thyden2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1000 subs without any videos? Now imagine that on an Eva airlines flight from Washington to china

    • @Eylrid
      @Eylrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Before taking off: We will begin our final descent shortly, so please put your tray table up and make sure your seat is it's full upright position.

  • @ricaldeplays6439
    @ricaldeplays6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "I want this video to take off"
    "AND UNITED AIRLINES ISNT REALLY GOOD AT THAT"
    #Shotsfired

  • @tahakaleem1783
    @tahakaleem1783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “Call customer support at Comcast”

    • @dylanattix2765
      @dylanattix2765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He speaks the truth

    • @TheOrangeAngle
      @TheOrangeAngle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not like they had problems today or anything :/

  • @abisheksundar3619
    @abisheksundar3619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    "plane rides are long, except when they're short" mind = blown.

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Water makes things wet, until they become dry again.

    • @abisheksundar3619
      @abisheksundar3619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Lee hahaha. Good one.

    • @nathanows7
      @nathanows7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds like a paradox 😂

    • @yogalD
      @yogalD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohh, you're right! And when you're right, you're right! And you? You're always right!

    • @bilalbaig8586
      @bilalbaig8586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People die when they are killed.

  • @tiantian5693
    @tiantian5693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5028

    "as rare as a female half as interesting viewer"
    hi

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    Half As Interesting is getting more sassy by the minute and I LOVE IT

    • @sergevictoryyt
      @sergevictoryyt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      stellvia hoenheim is getting more... uhhhh... ummmmmm... i got nothing

    • @6272355463637
      @6272355463637 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean over the course of the flight..err, video? Otherwise, I really don't know how you would observe minute by minute development.

    • @FrecklesAviation
      @FrecklesAviation 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/woosh

    • @Stefano-do8bb
      @Stefano-do8bb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons
      H

    • @Uciuwkviclviycjjxcku
      @Uciuwkviclviycjjxcku 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @therealnightwriter Whatever, this channel is hilarious

  • @semaun1476
    @semaun1476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    “Plane rides are long, except when they’re short” HMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @Cpr1234
      @Cpr1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aka Semaun Some are shorter than others especially the shortest one which is the most not long. Thank you and goodnight.

    • @octoaiden
      @octoaiden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      speech 100

  • @nguyenduyphuc3924
    @nguyenduyphuc3924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    Is my taste of humor really bad or he is actually funny sometimes

    • @eurovision50
      @eurovision50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It's just you.

    • @stellarose8397
      @stellarose8397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same

    • @Hell0kitty
      @Hell0kitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao same

    • @Hell0kitty
      @Hell0kitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eurovision50 u don't know that uwu

    • @niallomeara6755
      @niallomeara6755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@eurovision50 ur as funny as communism

  • @RealRanton
    @RealRanton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The amount of *shots* *fired* between the lines here is insane 😁👌

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Given that it's another aviation video, I think we can safely say he gave several companies *flak* in this video...

  • @caralhoguy
    @caralhoguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    53 seconds later, " *FINALLY* we have arrived at our destination."

    • @shortbinnie5630
      @shortbinnie5630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *takes 54 seconds* " HOW DARE YOU! This is a waste of time!"

    • @caralhoguy
      @caralhoguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh noes wotdoido that comment i wrote was a waste of time because i barely got likes

    • @saratomayo7170
      @saratomayo7170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is kind of unrelated, but I was recently in Japan, and, one day, there was an announcement on the subway apologizing for a five second delay.

    • @millenelvins5844
      @millenelvins5844 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sara tomayo very unrelated and unwanted

    • @shrekhaslayerslikeanonion161
      @shrekhaslayerslikeanonion161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@saratomayo7170 thats interesting

  • @Hello-jh1rq
    @Hello-jh1rq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    "Hello everyone, this is the captain speaking. Sorry, but due to weather conditions the flight will have to be delayed for another hour. We apologize for the inconvenience"

    • @jennabagaforo1616
      @jennabagaforo1616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello 123456789 😆😆

    • @caledonut8899
      @caledonut8899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ur profile pic made me think an eyelash was on my screen until i scrolled down lmao

    • @ynohdomi
      @ynohdomi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@caledonut8899 Me2 I was like "what the hell?"

    • @cixville
      @cixville 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@caledonut8899 get a dark theme you won't be fooled believe me 😎

    • @arbaparsa
      @arbaparsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what fucking profile pic do you have I thought there was a hair on my screen and tried to scratch it off for like 5 minutes!

  • @TC-to1et
    @TC-to1et 6 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    They probably spend more time going through emergency landing procedures than they do actually flying

    • @owensimonsen7520
      @owensimonsen7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TC 2882 Nice Profile Pic, SKOL

    • @TC-to1et
      @TC-to1et 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Owen Simonsen skoooool

    • @eamartig
      @eamartig 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TC 2882 go Vikings

    • @TC-to1et
      @TC-to1et 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bucket_head skol!

    • @oyounes5945
      @oyounes5945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

  • @CivilAviation1
    @CivilAviation1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    2:52 I'm amazed you didn't say: "unless it's a seaplane, then it can land on high tide as well" or something similar.

  • @TheAshlovesu
    @TheAshlovesu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Flight begin
    Starts movie
    Universal logo plays
    *flight ends*

    • @JL-sm6cg
      @JL-sm6cg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They wouldn't even bother. However, I was on a flight from Detroit and Cleveland where literally you were given all of 15 minutes to use your electrical devices before they start the landing.

  • @elPichirri
    @elPichirri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    Has anyone thought of building a bridge 🤔

    • @micahbell9093
      @micahbell9093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Takes months to build a bridge and expensive.

    • @elPichirri
      @elPichirri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Some Alien i guess there really isn’t a need for a bridge in that area here we have 3 bridges to choose from , they’re about 3km to cross a lot faster than having to book a flight and head to the airport

    • @michaelpolaneczky4239
      @michaelpolaneczky4239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would be quite the project lmao
      probably bad for the airlines too

    • @malcolmabram2957
      @malcolmabram2957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Many of the Hebrides are connected by causeways. It all depends on how deep the water is. If posdible, a causeway would be a good idea.

    • @owonapikins
      @owonapikins 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr 😂

  • @HeyImLauren
    @HeyImLauren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    0:55 “As rare as a female Half As Interesting viewer.” sooo....i’m rare, then?

    • @kyupin1075
      @kyupin1075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Hey, I'm also Lauren, and apparently we're rare lol

    • @HeyImLauren
      @HeyImLauren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      apparently we are

    • @jessicav931
      @jessicav931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      We can open a club

    • @Pelmite
      @Pelmite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      all 7 of you

    • @tierdropp7544
      @tierdropp7544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      13%

  • @shaferkam3907
    @shaferkam3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    OMG this video is him roasting United. 😂😂😂

  • @thecapacitor1395
    @thecapacitor1395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "Scotland is a country _kind of_ " Lol these triggered comments, come on man we're Scottish we can take a joke. I voted for independence, doesn't mean I lost my sense of humour when I done it xD

    • @nickjohnston7085
      @nickjohnston7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Capacitor pipe down ya goth

    • @ultimatestoryteller
      @ultimatestoryteller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually , you did the right thing

    • @aleeza3494
      @aleeza3494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@2andygorams532 SKSKSKS that's enough youtube for today

    • @2andygorams532
      @2andygorams532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aruokii you have an anime profile picture your opinion doesn’t matter

    • @mirrin1135
      @mirrin1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Capacitor ikr, we should be independent!

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    2:15
    “Scott-land”

    • @Noah-sm5bp
      @Noah-sm5bp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uriah Siner Kirk-wall

    • @willrc5731
      @willrc5731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uriah Siner “I-Land”

    • @gmt3257
      @gmt3257 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Borrraah

    • @deanshaw6588
      @deanshaw6588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i noticed that i cringed so baddly i almost died of laughter

    • @minitrundle
      @minitrundle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Found it funny when he said "Scotland is a country, kind of..." The Scott's wont like that! They must be all the dislikes hits.

  • @mcswordfish
    @mcswordfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact about Barra - the road around the island is roughly 13.5 miles long so every year they have a half-marathong called the Barrathon.
    Places in this race are very limited, and I'm fairly certain it's because the island lacks enough fire-escapes to cope with any more competitors.

  • @CodeCely
    @CodeCely 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    The ticket is cheaper than apache helicopter? 😂😂😂😂 literally man love your videos....you are the best.

    • @leagueoflags
      @leagueoflags 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mauz Shaikh I also laughed my ass off.

    • @AnarchistAaron
      @AnarchistAaron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      How do people find this funny? I subbed for the interesting facts and aviation content. Now it’s just full of disappointing attempts at comedy. Must be an American thing

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      AnarchistAaron I'm British and I find it very amusing

    • @bananamath
      @bananamath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      AnarchistAaron If you don't like it then don't watch. Simple as that.

    • @justinsweeney643
      @justinsweeney643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      AnarchistAaron You do realize that he has two TH-cam channels. His main channel is more serious. This one is a satirical version of it.

  • @vette1
    @vette1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Cheating on square space with hover I see

    • @verylongname8161
      @verylongname8161 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      VETTE RIP all squarespace sponsorships in the future.

  • @BlisterThunderbolt
    @BlisterThunderbolt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “We have reached cruising alti- we have begun our descent.”

  • @caiolessa6255
    @caiolessa6255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I am pretty sure that 120 miles is not 139 km, it's about 192 km.

    • @brmns
      @brmns 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caio T isn't it like 180km i was taught that miles are 2/3 of a kilometer

    • @IronLotus15
      @IronLotus15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Viktor B 1 mile is about 1.61 kilometers; 1 kilometer is about 0.62 miles.

    • @Quintinohthree
      @Quintinohthree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chengyuryc46 1609344 millimeters to the mile. 0.621371192 miles to the kilometer.

    • @AdamEspinosa
      @AdamEspinosa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's supposed to be 193 km, he just typoed it I guess.

    • @pdpcycling248
      @pdpcycling248 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      193.121

  • @teddy327
    @teddy327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    clicked on this video faster than the shortest fight in the world

    • @fresh_av0cado
      @fresh_av0cado 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ted Fein Same

    • @micah9374
      @micah9374 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ted Fein me too haha

    • @skyeplaysgames6734
      @skyeplaysgames6734 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @thestudentofficial5483
      @thestudentofficial5483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you guys remember HAI #3 when he explained the longest flight?

    • @GDNachoo
      @GDNachoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think it's hard to take 53 or less seconds to click a video

  • @8BitAbe
    @8BitAbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    $12 company? I feel attacked.

  • @iYrn
    @iYrn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Damn that Comcast roast 😂

    • @verylongname8161
      @verylongname8161 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They even roasted my wallet in the end lol

    • @verylongname8161
      @verylongname8161 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also roasted squarespace with hover xd

  • @magmagon5572
    @magmagon5572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Actually, American operates the shortest flights, sometimes they end before scheduled takeoff times!

    • @europlayoof5429
      @europlayoof5429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C2Lception And sometimes they drag people off :3

    • @Agate717
      @Agate717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Games for life! That’s United...

    • @europlayoof5429
      @europlayoof5429 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zeno Rosé omg dont be so triggerrd

  • @Gamer-qv5rc
    @Gamer-qv5rc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Literally just a flying Uber

  • @whatsinaname3200
    @whatsinaname3200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Nahhh, the shortest flight is the two step flight of stairs in my house.

    • @verylongname8161
      @verylongname8161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatsina Name lol

    • @masonm1124
      @masonm1124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whatsina Name I thought my paper airplane flight from white table to brown table was the shortest

    • @whatsinaname3200
      @whatsinaname3200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pat O'Brien more like 2 seconds if I trip and fall! Lol

    • @richardriguard1394
      @richardriguard1394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY FUCKING JOKE, BEST OF 2018

    • @allisonjuno7654
      @allisonjuno7654 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      good one

  • @cup_check_official
    @cup_check_official 6 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    I thought you said *FIGHT*

    • @d_wang9836
      @d_wang9836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Software Man That would probably be Jotaro vs DIO. They kept stopping time so much who knows how much time passed

    • @ontuonssmetuona8016
      @ontuonssmetuona8016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Software Man K thought you wrote Flight

    • @Lostbastard
      @Lostbastard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well he did say united so that’s something

    • @siddhayak
      @siddhayak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      K H OMG AHHAHA

    • @cheerjoy
      @cheerjoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should know by now that this channel is the modern version of those Planes Trains and Automobiles DVD's from the 00's

  • @tilak231
    @tilak231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I see you have real issues with Comcast Customer Service, United Airlines and Scotland as a country! 😂🤣🤣

  • @Sir_Budginton
    @Sir_Budginton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I love your jokes so much. I don’t know why, I just find them hilarious.

    • @ZapejoMC
      @ZapejoMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "The fastest way to get between the islands is by a rocket..."

    • @jindrichnovotny9266
      @jindrichnovotny9266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all do.

    • @joejoe4games
      @joejoe4games 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      realy? I think he's gone overboard with them, it was funny the first few times, but I feel like the videos would work a lot better with a lot fewer of thouse jokes (also the jokes would be funnyer because you don't expect them as much)

    • @Bra1nSicK
      @Bra1nSicK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t. Way too many of them.

    • @AnarchistAaron
      @AnarchistAaron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t. “£22 is cheaper than an Apache helicopter” Well no shit. More like pointless facts than an decent attempt at comedy

  • @rithvikyagnamurthy6560
    @rithvikyagnamurthy6560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    OHHHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED AT COMCAST
    Edit: did I just read 165?! Thanks so much, gotta show my mum that I Matter!

  • @J3FFBezos
    @J3FFBezos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Flights are long except when they’re short”
    Wow really? I did not know that lol

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    More jokes than usual? Not
    bad at all

    • @marvk
      @marvk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I respectfully disagree. If the trend continues, he will stray from informational video to comedy. A joke an episode is fine, but they don't need to be in every second part of the video.

    • @stevieisgeneric5782
      @stevieisgeneric5782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      marvknet I also respectfully disagree saying that he could still be very informative but still make more joke in his videos without being uninformative, his jokes even could be informative themselves but still be funny, I personally like the jokes

    • @Th3Shrike
      @Th3Shrike 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stevie Is Generic I meant to write not bad at all, I didn't delete everything from my first statement

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the Burj Khalifa joke on the Vatican City video was a great example of an informative joke.

  • @chongook4893
    @chongook4893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The plane hull will last forever since it will never get pressurized

    • @cipher9095
      @cipher9095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chigozie Ilozue tru dat

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s actually a small prop plane as the runways on these islands are very short.

    • @Bartonovich52
      @Bartonovich52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it won’t.
      Islanders corrode in wet climates and have a whole mass of structural issues.

    • @CarFreeSegnitz
      @CarFreeSegnitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The bump on landing is like picking up the fuselage two feet and dropping it... 200 times a day, every day.

  • @nathanielshalam9182
    @nathanielshalam9182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This vid was four mins longer than the flight

    • @iamdarthvader998
      @iamdarthvader998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr that's how short it is.

    • @jana31415
      @jana31415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I tryed to watch it while I am flying between westray and papawestray

    • @Supernova2464
      @Supernova2464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jana31415 how it go?

  • @33m3c
    @33m3c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "Scotland is a country .. kind of "
    ***triggered***
    Excuse me sir, we are a nation, a country of its own right. Sadly, our country is in an union with other countries , that altogether form the entity known as the united kingdom.

    • @RmacNet
      @RmacNet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Michael Cairns
      "Sadly"
      You mean thankfully right? Scotland would be nothing without the rest of the UK and I hope stays like that. Just like the MAJORITY of the people of Scotland voted for. I'm Scottish. But more importantly, British.

    • @RNG-esus
      @RNG-esus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      SCOTEXIT

    • @11thdimension1986
      @11thdimension1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We are 'thankful' to be part of United Kingdom!???
      You're joking right!? 😂 I suggest you stop reading tabloid papers and stop watching the BBC (British Brainwashing Corporation).
      #VoteYES #Indyref2

    • @RmacNet
      @RmacNet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jamie Cliffy Biro I think you dropped your tinfoil hat somewhere mate.

    • @walrous7054
      @walrous7054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well you had two referendums so shut up. We should be voting on weather we want you in the UK or not.

  • @pennysmith5903
    @pennysmith5903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    One of the 13% female viewers here 🙋

  • @supaasandy9807
    @supaasandy9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who's here after the live-action version of this video with Tom Scott?

  • @greyjay9492
    @greyjay9492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “The ticket is cheaper than an Apache attack helicopter”
    I mean,you’re not wrong

  • @pubusi4253
    @pubusi4253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    finally you can take a plane to school

  • @Legeine
    @Legeine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here after Tom Scott did a video about taking this flight where Sam did a voice-over.

  • @Nchinnam
    @Nchinnam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If only my life was half as interesting as this video I wouldnt have to eat printers all day.

    • @areez3433
      @areez3433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naganachiketh Chinnamuttevi wow you have a really long name!

    • @Nchinnam
      @Nchinnam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Areez Habib haha thanks it took me a long time to learn it

  • @dudemansoldchannel5138
    @dudemansoldchannel5138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Imagine the plane crashed

    • @alisciacooper888
      @alisciacooper888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      no school

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Just swim to your destination

    • @lukak1774
      @lukak1774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In scotland we have to all walk through mountains and swim through freezing lakes to get to our school all while wearing a kilt. We could beast that water no problem

    • @alisciacooper888
      @alisciacooper888 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luca King Lol

    • @e0k8Uv3DBXhWErEzOVP
      @e0k8Uv3DBXhWErEzOVP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It cant crash in 53 secs

  • @indayteray8647
    @indayteray8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Plane: *exists*
    Boat: *am i a joke to you?*

  • @Zizzily
    @Zizzily 6 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    You also get a certificate _and_ a bottle of Scotch to celebrate!

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I heard that, yes. I imagine it's a pretty small bottle if it's got to come out of a €20-ish ticket though...

    • @DomSCOTLANDD
      @DomSCOTLANDD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Robert Faber I'm not certain but i believe what you get is a miniature - a small bottle that is usually 50ml or thereabouts

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's a bottle of Scotch water. They never specified it was a bottle of whisky, you just set yourself up for disappointment.

    • @yousefnoori
      @yousefnoori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Lee Yeah, that Highland Springs kind, tastier than Evian.

    • @nmitchxll305
      @nmitchxll305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zzyzx Wolfe No, it’s Scotch *water*

  • @samborpuskas
    @samborpuskas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    United bus company 😂😂

    • @areez3433
      @areez3433 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zurich Animation that's actually the name. Short flights are often called airbus hence the name of the company.

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Areez Habib
      Not quite. Airbus is just the manufacturer that makes the A319 and A320 that United operate.

  • @pbjtoast
    @pbjtoast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Love me a Comcast diss
    (Comcast, please don't slow me down, I love you for you're the only provider in my area, thanks k bye)

    • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
      @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same
      -we have satellite but come on-

    • @kryboard1723
      @kryboard1723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BigOlSmellyFlashlightstarlink satellites

  • @literallyjudas2157
    @literallyjudas2157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this channel's descent into sarcasm from some kind of formality has been amazing to watch. Amazing work as usual wendover guy

  • @Holland1994D
    @Holland1994D 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    120 miles =139 km? What 0:53
    120 miles is 193 km

    • @westont3276
      @westont3276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      correct

    • @Will-ol6ht
      @Will-ol6ht 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He knows math

    • @leaf16nut
      @leaf16nut 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has random-dyslexia...

    • @keitamin
      @keitamin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      a typographical error, god dammit?

  • @loriscolles6502
    @loriscolles6502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The cheapest flight ever?
    RyanAir:
    „Allow me to introduce myself“

    • @Bartonovich52
      @Bartonovich52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1p
      But booking, checking in, checking luggage, carrying luggage, boarding, sitting,
      using seatbelts, using the overhead compartment, looking out the window, meals, drinks, napkins, using the lavatory, getting off the plane, and claiming any baggage are extra. ;)

  • @TheBigRedskull
    @TheBigRedskull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is it bad that I look forward to the ridiculously obvious inequalities found in every video
    $22 is cheaper then an Apache attack helicopter. 😂

  • @hamzahayat3754
    @hamzahayat3754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wow no Squarespace :)

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Was going to buy a helicopter
    But now I'll just buy the ticket

  • @masterrafferty4065
    @masterrafferty4065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "United has found that flying planes empty is bad for business."
    But damned if they won't try.

  • @kward451
    @kward451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Actually the longest commercial air flight is probably London to Sydney which can take anywhere from 22 hours to 55 hours

    • @skyscall
      @skyscall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      55 hours? Bloody hell.

    • @starmonarA380
      @starmonarA380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He means non stop. Currently impossible in 2018 to fly LON-SYD non-stop, although Heathrow to Perth recently launched (17 hours) and Qantas are eyeing up LON-SYD/MEL nonstop in a few years when new ultra long range aircraft are on the market

    • @kward451
      @kward451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      starmonarA380 Oh okay

    • @enochliu8316
      @enochliu8316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Newark to Singapore is now the longest direct flight.

    • @nosehead5921
      @nosehead5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MegaBall PowerBall yikes

  • @aarifnaim9692
    @aarifnaim9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “As rare as a female Half As Interesting viewer”
    I prefer my female HAI viewers medium rare.

    • @rozafisheikh7968
      @rozafisheikh7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hol up

    • @hydrochloricacid2146
      @hydrochloricacid2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      W E L L D O N E

    • @dianecrow5009
      @dianecrow5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I put this on r/cursedcomments

    • @elliot20
      @elliot20 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hydrochloricacid2146 ew no medium rare is the best #mediumraresteakandfemalehaiviewers

    • @24shineon
      @24shineon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cook me daddy?

  • @deniza1430
    @deniza1430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Mixed up Wendover Productions with this channel?

    • @aaronl19
      @aaronl19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its the same person with the same style of jokes so I can see how you mixed it up

    • @wumbohoxton
      @wumbohoxton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they are actually both owned by sam as in wendover where he says he replaced TWL in here

  • @wolffreezerlivestreamer
    @wolffreezerlivestreamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:32 best and most true moment

  • @bushoncrack1778
    @bushoncrack1778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Welcome to the airplane, please put on your setb- Thank you for riding the airplane.”

  • @zachryder3150
    @zachryder3150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you tell your girl you've already booked yourself a flight and you're leaving her forever.

  • @ThiagoDjig
    @ThiagoDjig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:58
    "I want this video to take off, and United is just not very good at that"

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You joked about the Comcast call, but I’ve actually been put on hold for about 9 hours for my issue, to the point where the night shift picked up and were like, “Only the day shift can help you with this issue. Byyyyyyee.”

  • @ktan8
    @ktan8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wendover's collaboration video with Tom Scott reminded me of this video.

  • @coldvendr
    @coldvendr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:20 Imagine taking a plane everyday to go to school and back🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @b.m.2738
      @b.m.2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Better than walking six miles up hill each way in three feet of snow like my Grandpapi did!

    • @deadlive3212
      @deadlive3212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beau Mershon back in the good times when rubber boots were made of wood.

  • @madlad255
    @madlad255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:16 Thank you for listening to my TED-talk.

  • @koba_an
    @koba_an 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:20 the QR code says "hidden notes"

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Why don't they build a bridge?

    • @michaelscott7166
      @michaelscott7166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Conway79 The Orkney Islands are so sparsely populated and the weather can be very wild up there. The cost of building a mile long, bridge across the sea robust enough to deal with the wind and waves would run to 10s of millions of pounds which can't really be justified.

    • @bloopmcsploop3723
      @bloopmcsploop3723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or because Scotland is weird

    • @6272355463637
      @6272355463637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And it's not just the construction cost. Maintenance would probably be quite expensive as well. You really don't need the transport capacity a bridge offers, either.

    • @Neil.c04
      @Neil.c04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m8 its because the highland council is to cheap to build a bridge

    • @minitrundle
      @minitrundle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because that's too obvious. Duhhh.... haha ;)

  • @metadragon7500
    @metadragon7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hello. Plane rides are long except when they’re short. Some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.”
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk

  • @oneberry5149
    @oneberry5149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “The bus company United” 😂

  • @qxe1328
    @qxe1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I want this video to take and United isn’t good at that” DAMN SHOTS FIRED

  • @ItsGameTox
    @ItsGameTox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Westray: exists
    Papa Westray: I am your father

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:30 World's longest flight is 92.160 times longer than the shortest

  • @clamk8192
    @clamk8192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Cars don’t work well on water”😂

  • @Shreyas4096
    @Shreyas4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your narrative style is so much fun. I started watching this video and after about 2 and a half minutes, I subscribed. "At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache Helicopter" 😂😂😂...Keep up the good work Dude!

  • @ashaydwivedi420
    @ashaydwivedi420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    You already did this topic in a very old video of yours

    • @isaaccool3183
      @isaaccool3183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ashay Dwivedi that's what I thought

    • @JoseSilva-ht8es
      @JoseSilva-ht8es 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ashay Dwivedi yea but he can earn more of that yt moolah now and he doesn't need to do any research.

    • @ashaydwivedi420
      @ashaydwivedi420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I Am Sekou
      Yeah, his jokes are poor now

    • @drawsgaming7094
      @drawsgaming7094 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please provide a video. Thanks!

    • @ashaydwivedi420
      @ashaydwivedi420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Draws Gaming
      "A map geek's tour of the world #2"

  • @savagery9637
    @savagery9637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At least he didn’t make the video 10 minutes for this video.
    Lol

  • @huncho1057
    @huncho1057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:46 talks about the New York subway but shows video of the metro north railroad 😂😂

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I almost want to scan that QR code. Almost.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim's videos leaving a dot if anyone scans it .

    • @LoupBlancEA
      @LoupBlancEA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it says "hidden notes"

    • @plushifoxed
      @plushifoxed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank god someone else managed to get it to scan

  • @citiesskyscrapers4561
    @citiesskyscrapers4561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Your videos are always so interesting! Great channel!

    • @poseidon6666
      @poseidon6666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      only half as interesting

  • @stereodegree2257
    @stereodegree2257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Plane flights are long except when they are short”
    -hai 2018

  • @whitneybuttars3419
    @whitneybuttars3419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Scotland is a country... kinda" lol

  • @HudsonGTV
    @HudsonGTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The roasts towards airlines and other things were so savage. (yes I said savage am i cool now?)

  • @saminhaque13-52
    @saminhaque13-52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Captain: Prepare for take off
    *5* *Seconds* *later*
    Captain: Prepare to land

  • @poodlescone9700
    @poodlescone9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Its runway is just a beach"
    It must be a pain in the ass to land there, too.

  • @areejburhanibaloch8561
    @areejburhanibaloch8561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Plane rides are long except when they are short,some r shortest than the others esply the shortest one which is not the most long😂😂

  • @collin1848
    @collin1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this man just started roasting things for no reason

  • @jeansibelius5721
    @jeansibelius5721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    22 dollars for something that lasts for less than a minute? What is this, virgin galatic’s space tourism?