It reminds me of those oddly specific tutorials like “How to throw a blue chair.” They are specifically asking how to stop a horse named Derek from bited the cow, not that the same strategy would necessarily work for any other name choices!
“We can’t reduce ourselves to portmanteau. Once we’ve retreated to the bastion of comedy via neologism I think we’re pretty much sunk.” “I am chastised.” This is a conversation between aliens.
@@elleelle5646 pretty much all animals, even herbivores, will eat meat if they get the chance herbivores often eat bones especially for the calcium cows eat chicks all the time if they're left unattended around them
@@bluegum6438 I just imagine you walk into a dark room with bloodstains across the floor. As you turn the corner you see a cow standing over a desecrated corpse. "Moooooo..."
It's the middle of the night and I am trying SO hard not to laugh too loudly and you make it SO difficult so thank you for that! No, legit thank you, your animations are incredible!
This is so adorable aaaaaa I love the art style so much!! The little eye roll thing you made griffin do and Justin exasperatedly putting his hands up after Travis said cowses was perfect. I love these animatics so much.
Why is horse just “horse” or “Derek” but the cow is “THE cow” like this is a specific cow, perhaps the only cow. This is THE cow. But horse is a just like…a horse. Not even a horse. Just horse.
@@FraserConnell Whup, thanks very much for the heads up! tad bit silly of me, but let's not dwell on that... Thanks again for the help, and for blessing us with another great animated rendition from the McElboys!
if the cow not tell nobody about being bited. then how do they know that derek was the one who did it? is he the only possible culprit? has he bited other cows before?? or were the bite marks so clear and pronounced that they were like “mmm, yep, those are derek’s teeth marks, no doubt about it”
Like this had to be a fake question right? I recall the question asker's name was also in another farcical question. But a cow getting bit, getting sick, and dying and a person turning to Yahoo within 3 days seems like a weirdly condensed timeline.
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It sort of sucks that most of the humor from this segment of the audio was either 1) making fun of a non-native speaker of English, or [more likely] 2) joining in some asshole on yahoo answers doing a mean imitation of a non-native speaker of English. With that said, I'm a hypocrite and an accomplice, because I still lose my shit every time Griffin says "big problems, vis a vis infection"
Great job! Followed you on patreon 😎 (subbed? Patreonned? Best-friended? Idek)
Best-friended works :p haha I’m just not replying to your comment!! :D
(And thank you that means so much!)
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My fave line in this is “then the cow not tell nobody,” because that’s such a wild line?! Whaaat? You’re gonna blame this on the cow??!!
cow ain't no snitch. cow's briging this secret to the grave
Absolute victim blaming, so rude
We need to end the culture of victim shaming cows and teach the horses not to bited them.
horses shoud bited not and teeth control
Telling Travis not to jump on a portmanteau is like telling a horse not to bite a cow
*bited
Seriously, Juice needs to shut his mouth. Trav's portmanteaus are a blessing.
Travis is the jokester Justin and Griffin are too proud to be
bited*
Reminds me of my sister.
when Griff started muttering to nobody in particular "can we get a ball and gag in this horse...." I lost it
Glad the question asker decided to include the horse’s name. Derek are bad boy
Derek is such a perfect name for someone who's a jerk. They doomed that cow the minute they named the horse.
I just assumed it was spelled Derrick
It reminds me of those oddly specific tutorials like “How to throw a blue chair.” They are specifically asking how to stop a horse named Derek from bited the cow, not that the same strategy would necessarily work for any other name choices!
"Bad horse made the cow died"
Hm... is it a thoroughbred of sin?
Oh my god fuckinnn 15 hours later I finally got this reference!!
HE GOT THE APPLICATION THAT YOU JUST
SENT
IN
Thank you
@@Spaceefacee A heinous crime, a show of force- a murder would be nice, of course...
I AM HERE FOR THIS REFERENCE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024 😂
I can't decide if I'm happy or not that the "chewing a clock" reference went entirely unremarked. Y'know - "Biting my time."
OH.... i'm so dumb i always assumed that phrase was some twin peaks reference (i have never seen twin peaks)
Like the old saying goes "A bited cow leads to a bited life"
You can lead a horse to bite, but you can’t make it... erm. Not bite? Idk
Never look a gift horse in the mouth... because there’s probably a cow in there.
Mocityspirit the horse vored the cow!
@@Cheezebox725 ETHAN NO
"Bad horse maked the cow died when he are bited him."
That wording's mint like Christmas candy.
Errr, *_Candlenights_* candy.
hey uh op do you take constructive criticism because that horse with teeth? absolute nightmare fuel. thanks buddy
horses.. have teeth tho..
horses have teeth???? and yes they are terrifying
Reality did that
have you only ever been around geriatric horses?
My dudes there are horses with teeth and then there are Horses With Teeth. This is the latter. This is true horror.
Justin's movement after "cowses" just killed me
another golden one. love the horse’s eyes widening just before he bited the cow. hilarious!
D E L I C I O U S B E E F
“ *THE COW DIED.* “ wrecks me every time
“We can’t reduce ourselves to portmanteau. Once we’ve retreated to the bastion of comedy via neologism I think we’re pretty much sunk.”
“I am chastised.”
This is a conversation between aliens.
*professionals
Hes travtised
Many predators have forward facing eyes, like horses
The apex predator hahah
horses have actually been known to eat meat
@@elleelle5646 pretty much all animals, even herbivores, will eat meat if they get the chance
herbivores often eat bones especially for the calcium
cows eat chicks all the time if they're left unattended around them
@@bluegum6438 I just imagine you walk into a dark room with bloodstains across the floor. As you turn the corner you see a cow standing over a desecrated corpse. "Moooooo..."
and joe biden
Derek is the funniest name for a horse I've ever heard
you name a horse Derek, you get a bitey horse. Derek is a bad boy name.
WHY HAVE I BEEN DOOMED AT BIRTHHH
dj brown Get out of here bitey.
"We can't reduce ourselves to portmanteau." Lol
Is this the same questioner that asked "how is babby formed?"
they need to do way instain horses who bite their cowses
K. Because these horses cannot frighth back
We all kinda got Bided this primary, didn't we?
*sobs*
democrats: defund the police!
democrats, later: back the blue!
we a-all got got got uhh, um....uhhhhhm yeah ports.
this whole bit is so wild in retrospect, looking at it from today
All I want in life is a friend who plays off my stupid jokes like these bros do.
It's the middle of the night and I am trying SO hard not to laugh too loudly and you make it SO difficult so thank you for that!
No, legit thank you, your animations are incredible!
This is so adorable aaaaaa I love the art style so much!! The little eye roll thing you made griffin do and Justin exasperatedly putting his hands up after Travis said cowses was perfect. I love these animatics so much.
I imagine the question asker is a young boy trying to figure out how to help his dad after the loss of his favorite cow.
“Bad horse maked the cow died when he are bited him. How make horse stop bited things?”
I love your art style it's very charming and fits the brothers
Thanks man :D
this has to be a question from like a seven year old.
Who names a horse Derek
Naming a horse Derek? Thats dumb, Derek's a pony's name
Sorry to be that bitch but I got like 69, so it’s worth mentioning, I think
me, I do.
I'm here for the horses. The cows are optional. 🐴
Travis's entire podcasting heart broke when he was chastised for his play on words.
Animations keep looking smoother and smoother, keep up the good work 👍🏽
I really like the new animation style
They’re laughing, a horse bited the cow, the cow died and they’re laughing.
Very excited for you to be going through older episodes! It’s sure to be a gold mine.
The funniest thing about this whole video is that the horse’s name is Derek
Have you seen the last season of Bided? He’s back.
happy holidays, thank you for this gift
Happy holidays! Thanks for watching :)
lol missed off 1 second from the end and had to reupload it all over again
top quality assurance
The foot twitch when Cannon's Biding came to fruition.
Another awemazing video! Great job my dude 👋👋
C O W S E S
Travtised!
I love the animation details of their mouths when they speak 👌👌👌
This episode drove me mad because Cows and large animals don't express pain well lmao
This aged well
The new season of "Bided" started yesterday. so far so good. Can we please just keep this show on for 8 seasons?
It's rather unfortunate that the term "gettin' bided" has taken a rather sinister turn in recent times.
Ok. We found the perfect story for this art style.
It took 4 years, but I realized the chewing a clock- he’s BITING HIS TIME
*sees **4:20** on clock* Me: NOICE 😂
Hahah 🤫
4:20 blaze it amirite? 🤣
Not to be a backseat comedian but I am FURIOUS none of them thought of "if you view something, moo something"
Eh.
Low hanging fruit.
"If you neigh something, moo something."
How the hell did Griffin miss out on “see something, Neigh something”
"Cow houses" and they called Jesse Pinkman an idiot for saying that
I wonder if this is the origin of the Brother's fascination with the name Derek
"cow houses. cowses, if you will"
"I won't"
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him not bited the cow.
'the cow die'
Justin: *fevered laughter*
Why is horse just “horse” or “Derek” but the cow is “THE cow” like this is a specific cow, perhaps the only cow. This is THE cow. But horse is a just like…a horse. Not even a horse. Just horse.
Fraser, I love your channel, but I'd appreciate if in the about section you would put the episode number these goofs come from!
hi! episode links are in the description :D
KK thanks!
Another amazing animation from Fraser Connell. This bit was so good, which episode is it?
thank you! :D episode links are in the description :D ( it's episode 119!)
@@FraserConnell Whup, thanks very much for the heads up! tad bit silly of me, but let's not dwell on that... Thanks again for the help, and for blessing us with another great animated rendition from the McElboys!
Hey no problem :D thanks for watching!!
I love this, thank you :)
I watched this while the votes are being counted for the 2020 election omg! good timing
Griffin’s eye roll
Guess we've all been Bided now huh
Under President Biden all cows will feel comfortable enough to tell someone if they got bited by horse, thank dog.
They missed the opportunity to say mare in the iron mask
It sounds the the horse is cribbing.
I like how dereks pupils dilate before he bites the cow
Honestly sounds like a young deaf person wrote the question.
Oh no...we've been Bided
The "Bided" bit aged well imo......
RIP cow that dad had. 😥
RIP in peace
Yo we got Biden'd
This question has been plaguing me for years
2:18
50 Shades of Neigh
Cow houses
So
_barns_
2020: the world gets bided
if the cow not tell nobody about being bited. then how do they know that derek was the one who did it? is he the only possible culprit? has he bited other cows before?? or were the bite marks so clear and pronounced that they were like “mmm, yep, those are derek’s teeth marks, no doubt about it”
Like this had to be a fake question right? I recall the question asker's name was also in another farcical question. But a cow getting bit, getting sick, and dying and a person turning to Yahoo within 3 days seems like a weirdly condensed timeline.
Fraser, i love this channel, but wondering if there could be a $1 pledge (just for funsies).
Hahah what would you like the perks to be for $1 :p
Fraser Connell
Your undying gratitude and a virtual hug.
LoL
Buddy you got that already just from watching these dumb videos :p no credit card required
Fraser Connell
Awesome :)
I would say another thing would be a tweet shoutout. (just one)
Fraser Connell
But seriously sometimes just want to support things because I like it, and don’t need anything else in return.
What is with the Mccelroys and horses.
Got a Joe Biden ad at the beginning of this video, guess I got bided
God I'm gonna miss Yahoo
*THE COW DIED.*
That Joe Biden joke is a lot less funny.
The Democratic party's been Bided
I canon believe it
This is weird now biden is the presidental candidate
XoD
Cows only have bottom teeth
This one did not age well
2 party system is rigged
It other way around cows are bitted horse then cow poo horses
In Japan, heart surgeon.
Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
now we are all pranked on by joe biden
It sort of sucks that most of the humor from this segment of the audio was either 1) making fun of a non-native speaker of English, or [more likely] 2) joining in some asshole on yahoo answers doing a mean imitation of a non-native speaker of English. With that said, I'm a hypocrite and an accomplice, because I still lose my shit every time Griffin says "big problems, vis a vis infection"
I think it was a child with bad grammar.
english isn't my first language, so i was quite irritated by pretty much the whole conversation.... it was fun though :)
Man those Biden jokes didn't age well huh
I miss being able to see Biden as innocuous. But ignorance is bliss.
such is the difficulty of becoming the nominee for president. everyone's got you in their crosshairs.