[ENG SUB] Lize Helesta Thirsts over Genshin Impact Characters

Lize is all of us when playing Genshin.
There are a lot of gems from her Genshin streams; if people want (and if I'm feeling up for it), I might translate more.
Note about the translation: When translating the in-game lines, I tried to copy the English lines from the game itself, though I altered a couple lines here and there to make it flow better with Lize's retorts.
EDIT: 5:31 is supposed to be carrot glacé, not garlic
Original stream:
• 【原神/Genshin】新たな冒険！アプデ前...
Lize's channel:
/ @lizehelesta

[@lynell2B375]

*Lize calls Paimon emergency food*
I see, she's one of us after all

[@notinthemoodfornames8033]

So far I think only Kizuna Ai herself (during her bilibili exclusive genshin stream) picked the non emergency food option.
Ange Katarina (nijisanji) also picked that.
And I think they're the only two vtubers i know who didn't pick emergency food, and I've watched at least 30...

[@lucasbarefski351]

I’m amaze by how she has something to say for every single line😨

[@GeemoCh]

she really is talkative 🤣 imagine being like that for hours on stream.

[@godtierbp1928]

She made it insanely interesting to the point where I was startled when the video ended because I was so invested in that moment

[@Necroneer]

Right? It's impressive how she does it.

[@Catalistic]

The perk of being a woman

[@eliterobloxian132]

@@Catalistic hwat?

[@Gabriel-l]

haha the way Lize's speech trembles whenever she sees a hottie and the way she fully embraced the greeting "May the Anemo God protect you" is too good. I'm fully invested in her now.

[@Ruki1411]

thanks for translate lize genshin moment, her genshin streams very fun and interesting :">
Lize look like a lore/story player than a gameplay/competitive player (she walk around talking with all npc in monstand) and it make her stream interesting with how she react with the story

[@jzesu9889]

It's kinda rare for players and streamers nowadays to be genuinely invested in a game's story. Meanwhile there are people out there who complain about not knowing how to do stuff when they literally said it in the tutorial in the beginning lol.

[@finleyy]

"Kizuna Ai-senpai?" when seeing Amber's headband is too funny zldbkdbd

[@tzeentchnianexaltedsorcero2041]

don't blame her, Jean is awesome

[@AntechV]

thanks for the translation,pls do more lize genshin stream she so fun to watch lol

[@mikoto9491]

I want more lize content 😆

[@Wistyfield]

Lize content! Thank you! If you wanna translate more of her genshin streams I definitely wanna see her gushing over ganyu and what made her wanna roll her so bad

[@Necroneer]

Lmao I love how she immediately thinks of Kizuna Ai after seeing that ribbon.

[@Gerrymon]

Wow, I was curious because Ganyu Seiyuu/VA (Ueda Reina) recommend Lize to watch, lol totally great commentary here.

[@h.o.p.e1415]

Please translate more of her genshin stream, she is too funny and entertaining!

[@timothyuno5359]

Thank you for the translation

[@BNuts]

Lize wants them Dandelion Tights.
I wondered how she would react to Lisa having such a similar name. 'Cutie' got more of a reaction though.

[@IAMZielt]

I forgot the first impression of playing this game. Every little detail they made which is cute and adorable also sophisticated. I became less appreciative of them now I'm in the higher world level. It keeps missing me of how well made this game is and I always found myself getting irritated with bad rng rolls on artifacts it made everything else in the game became stale.
I wish I can refresh my memories and back to appreciate the game design which is in fact, astounding.

[@randomunderwebdweller]

I really like her voice

[@AmeLilith]

Lize meeting Lisa was a mood

[@TonywasatTWICELIGHT]

My in game name is Michael and Amber's like "that doesn't sound like a local name"
Bitch your grandmasters name is Jean and your librarians name is Lisa

[@Vormelon]

Basically that episode of sponge bob where squid ward was like OH NO HE'S HOT

[@salvadorrecio5965]

she has great commentary

[@OhMyZetsu]

Thanks for the tl bro!

[@bijibijian9740]

“kizuna ai!?” exactly my reaction when i met amber at the first time

[@user-dy3sq8pg2d]

♥️

[@hitokikoeru535]

I have crush on Jean
I'm straight

[@haniii05]

Boing2 Rushia wat r u doin here???😂😂😂

[@ren4eeee]

kaeya becomes jean lmao

[@sayyidash-habussunan]

Nice

[@alephbuild0196]

Genshin impact and hololive brought me here somehow. Thank you algorithm

[@linnen_elm]

yeah, lately I've stopped following hololive for a while and somehow end up on Lize genshin streams instead LOL _kkkuhh..._ if only hololive would stream genshin, iofi wouldn't have to be playing in secret lol

[@aquaorphanage1856]

hehehe

[@CecilyRenns]

absolute lesbian disaster lmao

[@Nest_cease]

She sound like rushia