WORST METAL ALBUM COVERS I'VE EVER SEEN!

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  • @kevinmorrice
    @kevinmorrice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Worst album cover I've seen is from the band mayhem, if you know you know

    • @moonlightequilibrium
      @moonlightequilibrium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      if you're talking about dawn of the black hearts, I honestly love that cover, as fucked up as it is.

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@moonlightequilibrium ding ding ding, we have a winner

    • @Radio-Friendly-Unit
      @Radio-Friendly-Unit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To me, Fornicator's self titled album is more gruesome. Also it's quite neat. Save your eyes if you wish I guess idfk

    • @V3ntilator
      @V3ntilator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because the picture on that album is real.

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@V3ntilator exactly

  • @MrRickstopher
    @MrRickstopher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The way you pointed out that it’s a “fluffy” butthole is super hilarious.

  • @johnjohn37371
    @johnjohn37371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Okay, I am actually gonna defend Type O Neg a little here. Origin of the Feces was the bands second full length, but it was a "faux" live album comprised of songs from Slow, Deep, and Hard, their first release. The entire thing was tongue in cheek, with Pete chastising the audience over and over, evacuating the venue for a bomb threat, etc. hence the literal reference of the title and the art to the album being shit. Also, keep in mind, they were nowhere near musically what they would become, the goth metal theme ( which Peter acknowledged several times over the years as being a complete money grab and an effort by the band to write stripper music to meet girls ). At the time of Origin, they were essentially N.Y. hardcore/punk/chuggy metal with Pete screaming as opposed to singing for most of the album. The highlight of both Slow, Deep, and Hard and the "live" Origin of the Feces is the song Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity ( I Know You're Fucking Someone Else ), which includes the classic lines, " You had cock on your mind, Cum on your breath, Inserted that diaphragm before you left, Practicing freelance gynecology, Where there's a womb there's a way, With you it's for free..." So really, an anus on the cover was fairly reasonable...

    • @brostenen
      @brostenen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do like Bloody. But Slow, deep and hard, and Origin of the feces. Are their best stuff. Raw and direct. The way I like it.

    • @ansari8225
      @ansari8225 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still disturbing, which I guess was the point.

  • @SarahAParis
    @SarahAParis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I have that Type O Negative CD with Pete's "Brown Eye" on it. My sister gave it to me from her collection because it made her feel sick looking at it😆😳

    • @saltpeter7429
      @saltpeter7429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I never even knew about that cover until this video. I had a cassette version with a medieval woodcut of skeletal figures on it, that must have been the "alternative".

    • @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358
      @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm getting sick too when I look mr. Steele's ass. Yikes!

    • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
      @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I seen that one .. lol .

    • @calvinbaker4812
      @calvinbaker4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "With petes brown eye" what are you his friend lol useing his first name lol

    • @usagiprincess4387
      @usagiprincess4387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@calvinbaker4812 “Mr. Steele’s brown eye” would sound dumb af

  • @hunkydorymoemoe
    @hunkydorymoemoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I’m quitting smoking rn and this is only thing I laughed at all day.

    • @18hot30
      @18hot30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thc oil. helped me quit smoking, got me off benzos... but if you're not, see a doctor and get some weak benzos perscribed for like a week or two. no sense in cold turkeying it and being angry with the world for no good reason. also think of all the money you will be spending on other shit, who knows maybe even something healthy :D

    • @peehandshihtzu
      @peehandshihtzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Congratulations! I quit last year after 35 years, It's totally worth it. It gets easier after the first couple weeks and so on. For me managing my urges was the trick, I just found other things to do, games helped a lot! Good luck and if you don't succeed, try, try again. There's bound to be bumps along the way but they are worth overcoming. :)

    • @dmhq-administration
      @dmhq-administration 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've had to quit smoking cold turkey since a long time since I started coughing in November, but quit in January. Went to the doctor to request an x-ray...She refused. She claims it's just ex-smokers cough. I've quit smoking countless times and never got ex-smokers cough. WTF, bitch! 🤔😠👎🏻🖕🏻

    • @demonpigeon
      @demonpigeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah my dudes

    • @hunkydorymoemoe
      @hunkydorymoemoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks everyone :))) Still going strong.

  • @borist.
    @borist.  2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What's the worst album cover you've ever seen? 👇

    • @jamesmacoisdealbhaigh9904
      @jamesmacoisdealbhaigh9904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The band Messiah and the album "Extreme cold weather" is the worst Metal album cover for me.. Ever.!!!

    • @eringursky3503
      @eringursky3503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To many to list 😂😂

    • @satanic7779
      @satanic7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sacred Son has easily the worst album cover in metal.

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@satanic7779 The first two albums have like some type of selfie bs.

    • @kajlofven9656
      @kajlofven9656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Znowhite "Act of god" Great album but the cover.... Autopsy's Shitfun is 10/10

  • @TheCrucialMetalistMrToxic
    @TheCrucialMetalistMrToxic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    There’s some bad covers that just have a certain charm to them…but none of these had that, who saw those covers & said “yeah we’ll submit this” but then also what record executive saw those & said “perfect let’s release this”🤦

  • @saltpeter7429
    @saltpeter7429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    ORIGIN OF FECES is hands down my favorite Type- O Negative album. It's a brilliant piece of darkness, as a hole. Glad I was able to see the band before Peter Passed, He was a Giant. I saw them when they did Ozfest with Pantera, and when they were on I thought Peter was drinking a beer until Phil Anselmo came out and took a haul of it and we all realized it was a wine bottle.

    • @beze9632
      @beze9632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephnickell6652
      Not as much as your mom.

    • @manuelschneider3988
      @manuelschneider3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "As a hole" - I'm dying 😂

    • @antitheziz717
      @antitheziz717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao as a hole......most underrated comment on yt this year

    • @brostenen
      @brostenen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love that and Slow deep and hard, equally. Both are just so raw. Also. I love the song called The subhiman. It is more metal than Metallica will ever be.

    • @Joemama55122
      @Joemama55122 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a hole

  • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
    @ThePhantomSafetyPin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "we can appreciate the details of... the butthole."
    My guy I'm dying.

  • @aSandwich.13
    @aSandwich.13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You're playing a dangerous game here, Boris.

  • @vladimircokorilo8105
    @vladimircokorilo8105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Seriously guys what the fuck did you smoke that day" might be the best response I have ever heard from you 😆

  • @donutswithlotsofsugar
    @donutswithlotsofsugar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You are the reason why I was into metal, I love your channel man 🤘🎸✨🎶

  • @gasmaskcollectorreview1537
    @gasmaskcollectorreview1537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The worst cover is Mayhem Bootleg copy with a picture of Dead endgame himself

    • @keithclayton1271
      @keithclayton1271 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I'd rather look at that than Peter Steele's butthole.

    • @uhhwhateverdude9463
      @uhhwhateverdude9463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t know if bootleg qualifies as an official album.

    • @Radio-Friendly-Unit
      @Radio-Friendly-Unit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baby's first shock image lol

  • @skyline2601
    @skyline2601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    But seriously, how can a band like Autopsy go from Mental Funeral and Severed Survival to Shitfun?

  • @endlessgrief9930
    @endlessgrief9930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I bought ORIGIN OF THE FECES and I remember reacting like you did. Also, the "satan" at the end of your video is FANTASTIC. More bad album cover videos my friend!

  • @Oldmanskateboarder
    @Oldmanskateboarder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That Therion album does slap though

    • @doomusrlc
      @doomusrlc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts. Classic album

  • @vladtepes9614
    @vladtepes9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Imagine having the balls to rock that Autopsy shirt in public, lol.

  • @dog1331
    @dog1331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded
    Mayhem - Dawn of the Black Hearts
    Scorpions - Virgin Killer
    Raven - The Pack is Back

    • @jorggenbrekke1567
      @jorggenbrekke1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dawn of.. Rules!

    • @eringursky3503
      @eringursky3503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dawn was absolutely not terrible. Morbid and took balls to have that.

    • @vidarsmestad9143
      @vidarsmestad9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mayhem is a bootleg, not an official release.

    • @eringursky3503
      @eringursky3503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vidarsmestad9143 it is but even for a bootleg. Tasteless and morbid but can't except anything less with Euronymous.🤷🏻‍♀.

    • @Snussmumriken
      @Snussmumriken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eringursky3503 wtf are you saying

  • @robingelebal8447
    @robingelebal8447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cool video. There are lots of metal bands with ugly funny record sheets, like Steel Panther, Cannibal Corpse, Twisted Sister, Manowar...it's just art! You can fill an art museum with that.

  • @eringursky3503
    @eringursky3503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Damn I miss Peter Steele. Even tho that album cover makes me ill 💩🤢. Amber Heard would love it 😂😂

    • @jaazon1299
      @jaazon1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss too. Type o´was a fantastic Band and Pete Steel a Hero od my days, when I played in a Band. But ´why´would Amber Heard love it ? Is she a fetish fan of male assholes? ( okay, let´s think about Jonny Depps Roles as an ator in some movies) ... ;-)

    • @leewightman8619
      @leewightman8619 ปีที่แล้ว

      What where they thinking

    • @starlenesarabia8739
      @starlenesarabia8739 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @timothyneiswander3151
    @timothyneiswander3151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only thing that made sense in the Keydragon band picture was the guy in the back hiding his face with a bandana and sunglasses.

  • @kourtjestr552
    @kourtjestr552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hold up. Did you just say "all of Pantera's covers sucks"?
    Ummm Southern Trend Kill was absolutely amazing. What is wrong with a Diamond Back rattle snake? It spoke in volumes with just a very dangerous snake. We Texans probably love that album more because of it.

    • @knalleballkalle8365
      @knalleballkalle8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Far Beyond Driven cover is kind of cool, the original was thought to be a drill up an anus but they changed it. VDoP cover also looks fucking awesome.

    • @jesurenbnb
      @jesurenbnb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he is not saying that all pantera covers are bad, just that they are better than the one he has pick for this list

  • @deed5811
    @deed5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Therion album cover is supposed to be the egyptian god Set.

  • @bravogames4135
    @bravogames4135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn, surprised to not see Iron Maiden’s Dance of Death on this list because that album cover is horrible, great album music wise but horrible album art but anyways good list. 🤘

    • @brandonharris9160
      @brandonharris9160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not terrible, it's actually a cool concept, the CG looks weird though

    • @bravogames4135
      @bravogames4135 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandonharris9160 it’s a 90’s album cover it’s definitely dated by todays standards, that’s what I’m trying to get at

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bravogames4135 Its unfinished. It wasnt supposed to look like that.

    • @sturmhalo
      @sturmhalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mistertagomago7974 Yeah it's by the same guy who did all of Cathedral's artwork. What Maiden ended up using was his sketch rather than letting him finish the piece and I think he got shafted on the money too. I'm sure he demanded they not credit him with the cover.

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sturmhalo Thanks for clarifying

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Type O - album art was like the original Goatse

  • @albertovalcarenghi350
    @albertovalcarenghi350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It'f funny how bad is Therion's cover for Theli, considering how good the album is.

  • @InitiatorOfDarkness
    @InitiatorOfDarkness ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lyrics of the titletrack from bestial sex by torment are even worse than the cover.

  • @bezoticallyyours83
    @bezoticallyyours83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am just cracking up at your description of each thing. That is pretty bad for 2013.

  • @PaddyLaPoint
    @PaddyLaPoint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't stop laughing at the Key Dragon albums XD the one that really killed me was the album where they are all stood together seriously wtaf! A few albums worth a mention and a laugh at are Conspiracy - Crippled Invaders, Artillery - Terror Squad, ZnoWhite - Act of God & the funniest I've seen in a long time, Dick Vomit - Terminally Chill. What's wrong with people!?!?!??!

    • @mleszzor6866
      @mleszzor6866 ปีที่แล้ว

      I checked all of those out, the ZnoWhite one was the most legendary out of all of these ones in my opinion! Top notch!

  • @playedplains6177
    @playedplains6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:10 LMFAO, you put it over that Taylor swift album

  • @Skalarwelle
    @Skalarwelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for showing me KeyDragon. I love them now.

  • @slayerspawn
    @slayerspawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude you nailed it! Best album covers review on TH-cam! 🤘😎🤘

  • @joachimandersson2594
    @joachimandersson2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These album covers were so bad that Empire by Queensryche was not even mentioned. Wow!

  • @connorm.anderton363
    @connorm.anderton363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A random viewer of this video : "Eww, that cover's so shitty....I wonder what the music could possibly be like...."
    (Meanwhile, members of each band that was mentioned here sit perched on their chairs wringing their hands in potential revenue-based ecstasy)

  • @7metaldragons768
    @7metaldragons768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Apotheosis "Farthest From the Sun" is quite the photoshopped cover too. That picture of the Key Dragon band the lady on the right looks like a teacher and the rest are her students and the baldish guy in the back is a chaperone for a field trip. Not sure how waitresses dress in your country, but I've never seen one look like that lmao. Your accent is great too. Edit: Also Shadows of Old by Aeternus can be added to this list as well

  • @lcf3335
    @lcf3335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    🤘🥃🥃.. You nailed every cover with total truth.. Rediculous covers.. Lol

  • @sunitapardeshi5537
    @sunitapardeshi5537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Regardless of the cover, the album Theli is a brilliant record.

  • @chunguschungus
    @chunguschungus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Keydragon one is beautiful and 10x better than any of these generic, technically detailed but soulless medieval scenes you see everywhere. Autopsy's and Type O's work for what they're going for, Therion's is very cool as well. Most of these worst album covers lists are just really good niche art, usually way better than what you'll see at the top of most "best album covers" lists.

    • @jesurenbnb
      @jesurenbnb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must be sarcastic about the key dragon one, i mean i would never put it on a "best albums list"

  • @nightmarefanatic1819
    @nightmarefanatic1819 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Maniac Butcher makes me think of this app I found several years ago that let's you turn your photos into a black metal album cover. I made one of a picture of my cat and it looks more menacing than that one does.

  • @SadKamala
    @SadKamala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keydragon, The Shaggs of metal.

  • @_BLACKSTAR_
    @_BLACKSTAR_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The photographer agreed to do the shot ONLY if he remained anonymous.

  • @cesarsanchez7937
    @cesarsanchez7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is a new song of lorna shore called into the earth, it was released yesterday and the official video was released today

  • @Replicaate
    @Replicaate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You could make a feature length film out of questionable CGI-infused 90s album covers.

  • @zyxaqc
    @zyxaqc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cover of "Topple the Giants" would be perfectly fine if it was just the building in the background.

  • @Ingothnia
    @Ingothnia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG the last band reminds me a lot of my brother's band. The Tryglav CD is awesome!

  • @THEBlueEyedBlondeHairDemon
    @THEBlueEyedBlondeHairDemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I know it's not good to judge a book by its cover but if the album art is ugly I assume the music is worse than the album art

  • @heavyleatherrecordclub6902
    @heavyleatherrecordclub6902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I might be into Keydragon now

  • @billvrabel1502
    @billvrabel1502 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I seriously never realized the art quality of the Theli because the music was kind of life changing. You have to love that 90's photoshop though.

  • @AzagXul666
    @AzagXul666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That background music suits perfectly. :D

  • @l.salisbury1253
    @l.salisbury1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Suggestions for "Worst Covers Vol. 2":
    PREDATOR- "Easy Prey" (1986)
    HANDSOME BEASTS- "Beastiality" (81)
    MENTORS- 1st two LPs (85 & 86)

    • @brostenen
      @brostenen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When someone say Predator in the context of metal, I always think of Carnivore.

  • @dragonqueen6589
    @dragonqueen6589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually that first Pantera record was back in that forgotten Glam Phase, before Phil Ansehlmo joined and they evolved into what we remember them as, it fits the aesthetic kinda?
    Nice picks, kinda expected to see Maiden’s ‘Dance of the dead’ I always feel sorry for poor Eddie the head when that eyesore blots my peripherals😂

  • @Zaklon1348
    @Zaklon1348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your video inspired me to create my own album picture...I'm good on paint.

  • @beardeddad74
    @beardeddad74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would love to see some of your old artwork, to see how you have come.

  • @TheEmj1986
    @TheEmj1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You never cease to amaze me Boris, you continue to make them more hilarious than they actually are 😂😂😂

  • @cesarsanchez7937
    @cesarsanchez7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The first cover i didnt expect it XD, good video very unexpected covers XD . Sorry for the question😅, What do you think about the song: abadon, of mental cruelty?

  • @dead2802
    @dead2802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So busy giving shot out to attorney, roach coach owner, makeup and hair people, locator of FOL ( family of latrines or porta pukes) on the last one, they forgot picture of the band.

  • @woodyanderson922
    @woodyanderson922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We clearly have different tastes as to what's acceptable or not. I have seen the covers to a lot of grindcore and pornocore albums that...are far worse than these.

  • @chaotic.content
    @chaotic.content 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the keydragon covers made me nostalgic somehow

  • @akingusih
    @akingusih 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Horns uo, Boris!
    Finally I get to see the Therion's cover on a top like this! Since the first time I saw that until now, I can't yet accept that! The others also suck.

  • @CTCAC2000
    @CTCAC2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    gotta love the "supa-hot-fire" clip

  • @gybarni
    @gybarni 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Destruction - The least succesful human cannonball.

  • @soopafamicom
    @soopafamicom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    keydragon seem to have no self-awareness on hos bad they are.
    They need some direction...as well as someone to write their songs and lyrics and to give that sweet lady some singing lessons.
    Are the album covers drawn by the chunky dude in the flasher coat? He looks like has is proud of managing to master the crayon box.

  • @dupirechristophe7703
    @dupirechristophe7703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:40 It's Bambi, it's pissed about the murder of his mum... he's going for bloody revenge.

  • @burlynorth7389
    @burlynorth7389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Pantera cover looks like every 80s RAC record 🙌

  • @ridleyrage5283
    @ridleyrage5283 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Boris, great album cover reviews, some real steamers, thats for sure! For many, many years, Ive said "man, album cover artists dont get paid enough!"; and I'll always stand by that, but these...there's no "artist" that couldve conjured up these visual messes. Seeing this, I'd love to see you judge and really pick apart abstract art, I think it'd be amazing, anywho, thanks!

  • @ThisZombieBitesEverything
    @ThisZombieBitesEverything 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Butt hole? …that’s so wrong, this should be family friendly, make it right! Oh you showed a set of balls… well played sir 😂 😂 😂.
    This video is so funny, showing everyone I meet 😂

  • @triledink
    @triledink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Autopsy Shitfun is one of my all time favorite 90s albums, Or I could say all first four albums are all great albums. I have listened to shitfun countless times and also own it on vinyl.

  • @jeffgile2921
    @jeffgile2921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Definitely made me laugh so had to subscribe. Yes boris key dragon is horrible lol but I know some more that are just as bad

  • @jamie637
    @jamie637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the video brother I subed. Lol funny shit here. 👍😁

  • @thomasfleischer83
    @thomasfleischer83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We can appreciate the details of a butthole!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Made my day!🤣👍

  • @KzudemRiM
    @KzudemRiM ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Key Dragon had one bad cover in the beginning and decided to make it their aesthetic XDDD

  • @PhillipTomlinMusic
    @PhillipTomlinMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Therion album cover creature is part man, part dog, and part armadillo. Yep horrible just horrible.

  • @jesurenbnb
    @jesurenbnb ปีที่แล้ว

    The key dragon one made me laugh so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WorseFuneral
    @WorseFuneral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hot ,sweat , Cold Beers.☝️

  • @mysticprophecy5395
    @mysticprophecy5395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another awful album cover is Iron Maiden - Dance of Death

  • @RobHellfire666
    @RobHellfire666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Difficult question now that you mentioned it...
    I can't think of anything compatible to any album covers you mentioned.
    For me Probably most death metal covers as a wide variety of them are cortoonish pictures of butchering woman or babies.
    So fucking stupid.
    Cheers 🍻😎

    • @moonlightequilibrium
      @moonlightequilibrium 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At this point I'm desensitized to any gory death metal covers, but the cover for tales of necrophilia just looks dumb as fuck to me.

  • @rodrigobravo2047
    @rodrigobravo2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You can't discuss terrible album covers without mentioning a good deal of the late '90s-early '00s Napalm Records releases. Here are a few dishonorable mentions:
    - Mactätus - The Complex Bewitchment
    - Obtained Enslavement - The Shepherd and the Hounds of Hell
    - Dismal Euphony - Soria Moría Slott
    - Unpure - Unpure
    - Unpure - Coldland
    - ThirdMoon - Bloodforsaken
    - Abigor - Satanized (A Journey Through Cosmic Infinity)
    - Trail of Tears - Free Fall Into Fear

    • @dftns
      @dftns 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually Mactätus has a pretty decent logo!

    • @wallofrost
      @wallofrost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just last night i was groaning at how BAD that obtained enslavement cover is & that there are no alternate (better) covers for it

    • @rodrigobravo2047
      @rodrigobravo2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wallofrost Yeah, that's a pretty unfortunate cover for such a kick-ass album.

    • @wallofrost
      @wallofrost 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rodrigobravo2047 i havent even listened to it yet because the cover is so offputting, i might just mock-up one myself

  • @david020218
    @david020218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mine would be pungent stench "dirty rhymes and psychotronic beats

  • @Lukethomas67
    @Lukethomas67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pantera album covers after cowboys are all bad ass

  • @Veheloth
    @Veheloth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    since albums dont physically exist any more, except for in my car, id just put one turd for each album, if it was my 4th id have 4 turds, to accurately represent how much id make off album sales.

  • @antimatter2380
    @antimatter2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst cover ever is one that will potentially get you butbon an fbi watch list for looking at it: Scorpion's Virgin Killer.

  • @toothofthewolf
    @toothofthewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL, why wasn't Pungent Stench's Been Caught Buttering included? Or Morbid Angel's Gods of All Heretics. There are also albums with some pretty impressive images on the inner cover... and then what about the t-shirts LOL.

  • @cindymarie6685
    @cindymarie6685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More vlogs please boris!! Love from Los Angeles California ❤️

  • @lisagibson2975
    @lisagibson2975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember wanting "origin of the feces" when I was 11 and was thinking that was a belly button. Ouch with the hemorrhoid there.

  • @JanderVK
    @JanderVK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I uh, I think I found my new favorite band... Key Dragon!

  • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
    @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *sees thumbnail*
    Ah, you’re gonna talk about Origin of the Fecies!!

  • @CSSLZT13
    @CSSLZT13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is too funny, I'm guessing this video can't be monetized XD

  • @morbidcorpse5954
    @morbidcorpse5954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Metallica's Death Magnetic. Their covers just got worse and worse.

    • @motbydeligkrist5991
      @motbydeligkrist5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The album was awesome though

    • @morbidcorpse5954
      @morbidcorpse5954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@motbydeligkrist5991 Oh no it wasn't. I lost interest in Metallica after Load and Reload. I think their best song is Bleeding Me.

    • @dog1331
      @dog1331 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are way worse than Metallica

    • @18hot30
      @18hot30 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      so reload was a damn good cover? load? black? damn son

    • @motbydeligkrist5991
      @motbydeligkrist5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morbidcorpse5954 your favorite song is bleeding me? Dude literally every Metallica song is better than bleeding me

  • @DAIDALOSMUSIC
    @DAIDALOSMUSIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This made my evening - thank you ;)

  • @DungeonStudio
    @DungeonStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't know why I get along with metal heads so well. I feel guilty that I helped produce Bloodwurm's first single, and then appeared on their debut album. There's some covers you may want to add to the list. I liked the guys from Infernal Majesty as well, but never heard a damn note they played. But I love the fart sounds you used here for the covers. Hilarious! :)

  • @Essenceablaze
    @Essenceablaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus how are you able to have these images here without youtube absolutely dismembering you

  • @Smoke.stardust
    @Smoke.stardust 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grindcore has the shittiest album covers. They just take a photo from Google, edit it a small bit, and then boom. Album cover.

  • @paulosicne8498
    @paulosicne8498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't forget Armored Saint's stupid album cover for Delirious Nomad. Looks like a damn Missing Persons album cover. Made me not want to buy it in the 80s. Another lame cover: Iron Angel's Hellish Crossfire.

  • @dimebagdave77
    @dimebagdave77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🔥Great one man🔥

  • @AceFurley
    @AceFurley 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poison Idea did the a-hole cover 1st in 1989, (titled "Ian MacKaye")and it's a lot more clear as to what is being pictured! They're much more punk than metal, but 1st is 1st!

  • @brostenen
    @brostenen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Carnivore Retaliation is a nice album cover. It is death to all human. Totally life affermative.

  • @CalebConnell-p3v
    @CalebConnell-p3v ปีที่แล้ว

    Now we have a guy ✊ ing a cow lol😂😂😂 too hilarious man

  • @thenecrojamie938
    @thenecrojamie938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What the? ☹️🤦🏾‍♂️ Duudddeee.

  • @hektorlinko
    @hektorlinko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the Hell? I was watching EX Jehovahs Witnesses videos and how it's a cult and I left the cult religion over 20 years ago so I was just watching how I was raised in a cult and was in a bad religion and just catching up knowing my past etc. you know just getting closure and I ended up here as recommended viewing and I was like...lol WTF? I don't know how the algorithm sent me here but I'm glad it did because I'm laughing my ass off and I love this video and I'm now subbing. So here's a tag for you Boris..."The Jehovah's Witnesses brought me here to your channel." lol A+++ Thumbs Up and shared.

  • @JulianLife81
    @JulianLife81 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy criticizing album covers has a tattoo of Freddy Krueger on his arm. Ok😂.