Worst Wrestling Promo EVER! Stuttering John Threatens Chad Zumock With Violence!

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  • @Inevertouchmycarrot
    @Inevertouchmycarrot 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

    Drunky’s fake NY Italian tough guy dialect is so intimidating. It’s something you’d expect from a 13 yr old, not a 60 yr old.

    • @domoshea4104
      @domoshea4104 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      And his palm punching is something you’d expect from a 6 year old

    • @WrightOnTarget
      @WrightOnTarget 38 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@Inevertouchmycarrot to be completely fair, a man who looks so much like a fat jersey mobster just dripping with grease *should* be talking like that, it'd be jarring if he had any kind of decent way of speaking

  • @snyc6542
    @snyc6542 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    I can’t believe I’m actually rooting for Chad in something.

    • @deadjuice1880
      @deadjuice1880 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Chad sucks, but he's still above John.
      I like to see Chad go after John, because they both go at people on the same level, but Chad is better on that shitty level.
      Chad peaked in high school, and while he's stuck in the past a bit, John is a 60 year old child that never grew and was NOT liked in school like Chad might have been.
      It's the manteen vs the manchild.

  • @Allentox
    @Allentox 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    They showed him standing up on one of his shows following this one and he has a MASSIVE BEER GUT! 100% HE HAD ON HIS MOM'S GIRDLE! 😂😂😂😂

    • @HotVenus
      @HotVenus 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      100%🤣

  • @kingjoe3rd
    @kingjoe3rd 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    "Watch it and weep"
    He never ceases to get the sayings correct.

    • @The_Hollow_Hoax
      @The_Hollow_Hoax 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I see what you did there...

  • @billyvegas111
    @billyvegas111 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    Funny how those 3 kids want nothing to do with him.

    • @From-North-Jersey
      @From-North-Jersey 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      If they ever spawn John will never even see his grand-kids let alone meet them.

    • @mountainman8602
      @mountainman8602 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Not surprising. He's an abusive drunk and they're all happy to have him out of their lives.

  • @WillieFitch-wf4ow
    @WillieFitch-wf4ow 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +33

    OJ said he looked like the orangutan from the movie, any which way but loose 😂

    • @klenchmecheeks9377
      @klenchmecheeks9377 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      Right turn Clyde😂

    • @WhatnotChaser
      @WhatnotChaser 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AkuMugen
      @AkuMugen 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      He looks like king luie from the jungle book, and I don't mean the live action one.

    • @Shroomdiffnuclear
      @Shroomdiffnuclear 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@AkuMugenexactly 😂

  • @ScanMan1967
    @ScanMan1967 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    This is John's Taxi Driver moment.

    • @adamrasmussen9939
      @adamrasmussen9939 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Oh I thought you meant it was his 'Taxi' moment for a sec, and even at that, I was still like, nah, 80s Devito, or even Devito in his 80s still looks better than John ever will....

    • @ScanMan1967
      @ScanMan1967 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @adamrasmussen9939 John's tough guy speech is definitely inspired by De Niro's "You talkin' ta me?" Scene.

  • @WhatnotChaser
    @WhatnotChaser 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

    This was painful. John is the biggest douche alive.

    • @domoshea4104
      @domoshea4104 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Completely agree. But Doug made a play for the title. Talking about how he’s the guy who’d really “take the fight to ya!” when he was younger… worse than John flexing & thinking it’s scary

  • @claykennedy6790
    @claykennedy6790 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +38

    John. You're 5' 3" and 60. You couldn't intimidate a fourth grader.

    • @BabyfaceThompson
      @BabyfaceThompson 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      LOOK AT DA BI'S!!!!

    • @WrightOnTarget
      @WrightOnTarget 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's very cool that John was willing to do the old Ron and Fez thought experiment of "how many 10 year Olds could you take in a fight" for real; did we ever get a number from him?

    • @Nobodyshoes
      @Nobodyshoes 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@BabyfaceThompson that's no way to talk about John's kids. 😆😆😆

    • @TRIIGGAVELLI
      @TRIIGGAVELLI ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Anyone that actually knows how to fight or does it for a living, and they see you flex your biceps like a peacock posturing they immediately know you don't know how to fight.

  • @Mike-w3t3q
    @Mike-w3t3q 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    John couldn’t shadow box for 60 seconds without falling down and puking… he thinks he is smart… and buff??? This hurts

  • @simplechronology2605
    @simplechronology2605 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    When he's posturing like a tough guy, he sounds like a cross between Dice Clay and Elliot Offen.

    • @handyrandy7420
      @handyrandy7420 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Elegant was WAY more frightening, lol 😂

    • @AAAskeet
      @AAAskeet 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      More like Dice Ghey

    • @guymetdrapedes220
      @guymetdrapedes220 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Riiiiiiigght!?!?!?

    • @rickybev3078
      @rickybev3078 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      These are all theatre kids that grew up to be pretend tough guys

    • @BrianBoyd-cu5uq
      @BrianBoyd-cu5uq 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Like Offen without the wonderfully bizarre vocabulary.

  • @WeirdMedicine
    @WeirdMedicine 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    " youtube terms of service"

    • @tomd9555
      @tomd9555 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      The loophole the dummy thinks saves him

    • @davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166
      @davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      its like candyman only in this case if you say it YT stays away or you are so inconsequential no one gives 2 shts about your channel -- also was this no talent turd faking the stutter the entire time?

    • @andrewfusco8580
      @andrewfusco8580 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      StutJo wipes his arse with YT's ToS. He knows very well they'll do F-all against him.

    • @Steel_Wrath
      @Steel_Wrath 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Hi Dr. Steve! Hi Doctor Steve's lawyer!

    • @billyvegas111
      @billyvegas111 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@andrewfusco8580 this is true, hes not a public embarrassment yet, so they let him stay

  • @YogiBear50
    @YogiBear50 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    John has the body of Jerry Stiller

  • @Inevertouchmycarrot
    @Inevertouchmycarrot 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    Drunky reports everything. He’s a big baby.

  • @christopherblue2004
    @christopherblue2004 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    He’s built like Robert De Niro, Now.

    • @domoshea4104
      @domoshea4104 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Should’ve used a fullstop. Not a comma.

  • @lonewolf744
    @lonewolf744 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    And he really thinks he's scary. 😂

  • @TheSmokingLesbo
    @TheSmokingLesbo 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    Why isn’t John’s TH-cam or Patreon taken down????

    • @Killers-ICU
      @Killers-ICU 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Let me call Mr TH-cam and ask him Hold on 🙄

    • @WhatnotChaser
      @WhatnotChaser 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Prob because he’s a lib

    • @AkuMugen
      @AkuMugen 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Likely because he takes down so many of his videos on yt. His patron might be at risk of anyone points out his charity fraud

    • @andrewfusco8580
      @andrewfusco8580 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@WhatnotChaser Ding ding ding! The second anyone to the right of Trotsky is questionable, they're gone. Anyone to the left has cart blanche.

    • @Mr_May0r0
      @Mr_May0r0 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Because he says youtube terms of service

  • @guymetdrapedes220
    @guymetdrapedes220 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oooooohh yeah brother. Whatchu gonna do when the dabbler starts drooling on you?

  • @domv7
    @domv7 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Be prepared for a SJ gym related injury.

  • @Im.Richard
    @Im.Richard 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I agree with Lucy, his mom created an Unleashed this monster on the world and she couldn't be more proud of her little boy Johnny

    • @WrightOnTarget
      @WrightOnTarget 34 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@Im.Richard his mother as some yakubian figure, but specifically trying to create the most Guido man alive

  • @rthayes00
    @rthayes00 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Didn't know they sold girdles at the gym

  • @legogail5653
    @legogail5653 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Girdle 100%

  • @YogiBear50
    @YogiBear50 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Do you really think John believes anyone is intimidated by him? Seriously? There is just no way! This guy is either the funniest or severely mentally ill.

  • @76_SPZL
    @76_SPZL 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Ge-hedd, watch it an weep bruh. Dats me, das rite, das me. Look different huh? Look a little slimma huh? Huh? I dink so. I dink so."

  • @TheSmokeoutProds
    @TheSmokeoutProds 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    All body building contests should be performed in a $7 Kmart t-shirt

  • @itisimichael7485
    @itisimichael7485 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    You know, I’m not a tall nor built man. But me being 22 yrs old, I know having this build is the worst way of coming off as threatening. Makes it even better/makes sense why he had the camera lower than head level. His current build as an old, decrepit, washed up, wet-brain drunk in his 60’s(if there is no girdle) is the best build he could ever get to in his age

    • @itisimichael7485
      @itisimichael7485 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Mommy must have been feeding him his vegetables

    • @Killers-ICU
      @Killers-ICU 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      The human brain isn’t fully formed until 25. Come back in a few years with your words of wisdom.

    • @itisimichael7485
      @itisimichael7485 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Killers-ICUyou’re right brother, I’m not on his side. But I thought he’d have a bigger beer belly than I thought. The girdle is really helping this clown 🤡

  • @James-ui4ed
    @James-ui4ed 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    For starters John’s kids are Bababooeys not his. 2nd of all, I would LOVE to see Chad knock SJ out. Please do it Chad for the Dabbleverse. #MUDSHARK 🦈

  • @From-North-Jersey
    @From-North-Jersey 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    People are not afraid of John's ability to inflict violence when he confronts them in the real world, they are afraid they will get impetigo if he touches them.

  • @AkuMugen
    @AkuMugen 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Kev was out at the beach (or out with family) when jon bothered the doorman. And just like milton, he knew his target wasnt there

  • @dissraps
    @dissraps 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    John talking about "biology 101" when he has multiple children that failed biology. Another example of great parenting from Jonny
    Being passed out isn't the same thing as sleeping either, drunko the "giant".

    • @domoshea4104
      @domoshea4104 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Get in his chat tomorrow & ask him, “You said you can’t have kids without getting laid, does that mean Knight can’t have kids?”
      Watch him squirm.

  • @NorthJerseyJabroni
    @NorthJerseyJabroni 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Millionaires often tell long stories about their credit cards being declined.

  • @NicoleThain-s6y
    @NicoleThain-s6y 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Lucy's absolutely right. Ma created this

  • @chuckcookus
    @chuckcookus 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    MOOOMMMMM! I"M NOT GOING TO LOWER IT I HAVE TO DO THIS NOW!

  • @iseeshadowseverywhere5992
    @iseeshadowseverywhere5992 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Non-stuttering john has a girdle on.

  • @stevenweishaupt8591
    @stevenweishaupt8591 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I would never violate you tubes tubs of sherbert. Stutjo wants to box chad in his portable boxing ring.

  • @domoshea4104
    @domoshea4104 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Where’s Doug’s Phil Elmore style self defence video? He said himself, he “loved it, he was good at it”. Such a tough guy

  • @juandabbler4707
    @juandabbler4707 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    A wife that looks like John the Stutter. That's not embarrassing.

  • @richarddutton1981
    @richarddutton1981 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The sad thing is I NEVER would've known anything about Johns kids if he hadn't have brought them up on the internet. The shit they get is all on him.

  • @ChrisGreene-d4f
    @ChrisGreene-d4f 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    It reminded me of Dirk Diggler in the mirror in Boogie Nights.

  • @mikes62soupcan
    @mikes62soupcan 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I'm 62 and haven't been in a fight in years. Does he really think he's intimidating and in good shape? He would be easy work.

  • @echo-cb9st
    @echo-cb9st 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I had 4 days off and didn't mess with my phone and get back on my phone and see stuttering john is still alive. Im so disappointed

  • @J_Ambrus
    @J_Ambrus 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    This may be the best video of SJ ever.

  • @sofaninja0552
    @sofaninja0552 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    It's called "selling wolf tickets" when you talk about, hype up and promote a fight that's never gonna happen

  • @DK-ue8ty
    @DK-ue8ty 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Dat's Me! in the girdle!.....

  • @DMVDawg
    @DMVDawg 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I think this is the first time that I’ve ever gotten a poke the dabbler correct

  • @tomservo5607
    @tomservo5607 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    John is the funniest and toughest person who ever lived, why can’t everyone just accept that fact??

  • @sam_bibly
    @sam_bibly 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    remember when there was like two weeks of constant commentary about how john's tattoo was sharpie or a sophisticated AI forgery but definitely fake...like half a dozen emergency episodes across 14 different shows

  • @domv7
    @domv7 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Someone grab a net, Hes really lost it this time. A date?

  • @WeirdMedicine
    @WeirdMedicine 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    "SOLO!" Chris rules

  • @chrisbuehler6868
    @chrisbuehler6868 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    John saying he's in the best shape of his life at 60 isn't the flex he thinks it is. So you were a total slob your whole life? Nobody is stronger at 60 than when they were 25

  • @Trozzo
    @Trozzo 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    John has a tiny tiny torso, is he under 5 feet?

    • @b-radtank
      @b-radtank 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine how funny he would look in person. I never knew he was that short on stern

  • @jeremy28135
    @jeremy28135 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    You guys have broken this man. Broken

  • @domoshea4104
    @domoshea4104 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Oh Doug. Talking about how much you “used to fight” makes you just as lame as John & Chad. Oh Doug 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @John-bu9yz
    @John-bu9yz 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Chad has just as many kids that still talk to him as SJ…..0

  • @bstewnyc
    @bstewnyc 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Also, I promise you he's made this speech and posed like this to the ex when they were together

  • @leoncaravelli
    @leoncaravelli 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why would you put Lucy's screen at the bottom?🤷‍♂️ You're covering up the best part!🤦‍♂️

  • @michaelblaine6494
    @michaelblaine6494 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Compliments only have meaning if they come from someone else John

  • @rickybev3078
    @rickybev3078 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    This is a 60 year old man, in his mom’s room… Ted Kacsinzky was right.

  • @4runit654
    @4runit654 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    This is all a big joke, right? There is no way John, or any grown man for that matter, is this dumb, to think any of that was a good idea. Right??

  • @Mydemonsayshello
    @Mydemonsayshello 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    It's a tiny little boi

  • @troll_hunter9141
    @troll_hunter9141 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    lol… wrestling promo is on point. Not the worst technique, but the content was EMBARRASSING AF!

  • @kArLosDaINgEr
    @kArLosDaINgEr 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Why is he wearing someone else's arms

  • @RandyBoBandy.
    @RandyBoBandy. 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    It would be fascinating to know if suzanner or any of his kids watch this. Dabblers must send them links or something.

  • @CletusHounddogZumock
    @CletusHounddogZumock 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Karl why are you yelling all the time? What a spazz. Tell Jenny it’s her menopause med time

  • @IhateOldbergthewrestler-rc4qr
    @IhateOldbergthewrestler-rc4qr 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'd love to see them fight. Even though I know it will never happen though. Somebody needs to make a wrestling match on WWE2K of them going at it.

  • @Kai_O_Cad
    @Kai_O_Cad 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Why a half jew is speaking Italian??

  • @palaciosjorge3075
    @palaciosjorge3075 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    WATP guys, there's no way john thinks this looks serious hes obviously joking

    • @Nobodyshoes
      @Nobodyshoes 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Is this the first time you've watched tough guy john??

    • @dissraps
      @dissraps 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He literally showed up to multiple other peoples houses and screamed for security red faced in vegas was that a joke too?

  • @mountainman8602
    @mountainman8602 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Karl, Lucy is always box #1 or maybe, #3. Never #4 Fix that.

  • @StutJoe
    @StutJoe 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Tucy Loosebox is more like it.

  • @jerryboese8820
    @jerryboese8820 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    😅 who is Chad Zumock

  • @Santo_Fellini
    @Santo_Fellini 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    SJ needs his channel Demonetized. How does TH-cam allow him to continue to threaten other channels, people with violence? TH-cam, step up to the plate and #CancelHim

    • @Mr_May0r0
      @Mr_May0r0 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Just accept that John is smarter than you his college educated mensa mind figured out saying youtubes terms of service makes you immune from channel strikes

  • @Landrew1208
    @Landrew1208 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Bugs Melendez 20:57

  • @Billy-le3kh
    @Billy-le3kh 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tdowell8615
    @tdowell8615 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why do they take everything john says and does literally. He’s obviously joking around.

    • @AAAskeet
      @AAAskeet 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      First day here?

    • @tdowell8615
      @tdowell8615 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ no. Just gets old making fun of John when he’s doing it to be made fun of. Compared to back in the day when he really didn’t want to be made fun of.

  • @AlexG-pt2zs
    @AlexG-pt2zs 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Cardiff game is so boring

    • @dissraps
      @dissraps 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      You don't like 10 minutes of an idiot talking about nothing before a really funny guess?

  • @Bulliegh
    @Bulliegh 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    How does Lady K not know this was a bit VTL put him up to…?

    • @MrRivech
      @MrRivech 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      It doesn't matter because John thinks it's real which is why John is a sad person.

    • @Apophis1010
      @Apophis1010 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      That doesn't make it any less embarrassing for John

    • @pavinb1738
      @pavinb1738 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I think he knows it is all a bit. It is just content for Karl at this point.

  • @edbesante4722
    @edbesante4722 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    How embarrassing

  • @HotVenus
    @HotVenus 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    It looks like hes using a thin filter. What a dork. 🤣

  • @Trannystutjo
    @Trannystutjo 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    He does this type of stuff at the gym. He must get weird looks in the locker room.