@@Inevertouchmycarrot to be completely fair, a man who looks so much like a fat jersey mobster just dripping with grease *should* be talking like that, it'd be jarring if he had any kind of decent way of speaking
Chad sucks, but he's still above John. I like to see Chad go after John, because they both go at people on the same level, but Chad is better on that shitty level. Chad peaked in high school, and while he's stuck in the past a bit, John is a 60 year old child that never grew and was NOT liked in school like Chad might have been. It's the manteen vs the manchild.
Oh I thought you meant it was his 'Taxi' moment for a sec, and even at that, I was still like, nah, 80s Devito, or even Devito in his 80s still looks better than John ever will....
Completely agree. But Doug made a play for the title. Talking about how he’s the guy who’d really “take the fight to ya!” when he was younger… worse than John flexing & thinking it’s scary
It's very cool that John was willing to do the old Ron and Fez thought experiment of "how many 10 year Olds could you take in a fight" for real; did we ever get a number from him?
Anyone that actually knows how to fight or does it for a living, and they see you flex your biceps like a peacock posturing they immediately know you don't know how to fight.
its like candyman only in this case if you say it YT stays away or you are so inconsequential no one gives 2 shts about your channel -- also was this no talent turd faking the stutter the entire time?
Do you really think John believes anyone is intimidated by him? Seriously? There is just no way! This guy is either the funniest or severely mentally ill.
You know, I’m not a tall nor built man. But me being 22 yrs old, I know having this build is the worst way of coming off as threatening. Makes it even better/makes sense why he had the camera lower than head level. His current build as an old, decrepit, washed up, wet-brain drunk in his 60’s(if there is no girdle) is the best build he could ever get to in his age
@@Killers-ICUyou’re right brother, I’m not on his side. But I thought he’d have a bigger beer belly than I thought. The girdle is really helping this clown 🤡
People are not afraid of John's ability to inflict violence when he confronts them in the real world, they are afraid they will get impetigo if he touches them.
John talking about "biology 101" when he has multiple children that failed biology. Another example of great parenting from Jonny Being passed out isn't the same thing as sleeping either, drunko the "giant".
remember when there was like two weeks of constant commentary about how john's tattoo was sharpie or a sophisticated AI forgery but definitely fake...like half a dozen emergency episodes across 14 different shows
John saying he's in the best shape of his life at 60 isn't the flex he thinks it is. So you were a total slob your whole life? Nobody is stronger at 60 than when they were 25
SJ needs his channel Demonetized. How does TH-cam allow him to continue to threaten other channels, people with violence? TH-cam, step up to the plate and #CancelHim
Just accept that John is smarter than you his college educated mensa mind figured out saying youtubes terms of service makes you immune from channel strikes
Drunky’s fake NY Italian tough guy dialect is so intimidating. It’s something you’d expect from a 13 yr old, not a 60 yr old.
And his palm punching is something you’d expect from a 6 year old
@@Inevertouchmycarrot to be completely fair, a man who looks so much like a fat jersey mobster just dripping with grease *should* be talking like that, it'd be jarring if he had any kind of decent way of speaking
I can’t believe I’m actually rooting for Chad in something.
Chad sucks, but he's still above John.
I like to see Chad go after John, because they both go at people on the same level, but Chad is better on that shitty level.
Chad peaked in high school, and while he's stuck in the past a bit, John is a 60 year old child that never grew and was NOT liked in school like Chad might have been.
It's the manteen vs the manchild.
They showed him standing up on one of his shows following this one and he has a MASSIVE BEER GUT! 100% HE HAD ON HIS MOM'S GIRDLE! 😂😂😂😂
100%🤣
"Watch it and weep"
He never ceases to get the sayings correct.
I see what you did there...
Funny how those 3 kids want nothing to do with him.
If they ever spawn John will never even see his grand-kids let alone meet them.
Not surprising. He's an abusive drunk and they're all happy to have him out of their lives.
OJ said he looked like the orangutan from the movie, any which way but loose 😂
Right turn Clyde😂
😂😂😂😂
He looks like king luie from the jungle book, and I don't mean the live action one.
@@AkuMugenexactly 😂
This is John's Taxi Driver moment.
Oh I thought you meant it was his 'Taxi' moment for a sec, and even at that, I was still like, nah, 80s Devito, or even Devito in his 80s still looks better than John ever will....
@adamrasmussen9939 John's tough guy speech is definitely inspired by De Niro's "You talkin' ta me?" Scene.
This was painful. John is the biggest douche alive.
Completely agree. But Doug made a play for the title. Talking about how he’s the guy who’d really “take the fight to ya!” when he was younger… worse than John flexing & thinking it’s scary
John. You're 5' 3" and 60. You couldn't intimidate a fourth grader.
LOOK AT DA BI'S!!!!
It's very cool that John was willing to do the old Ron and Fez thought experiment of "how many 10 year Olds could you take in a fight" for real; did we ever get a number from him?
@@BabyfaceThompson that's no way to talk about John's kids. 😆😆😆
Anyone that actually knows how to fight or does it for a living, and they see you flex your biceps like a peacock posturing they immediately know you don't know how to fight.
John couldn’t shadow box for 60 seconds without falling down and puking… he thinks he is smart… and buff??? This hurts
When he's posturing like a tough guy, he sounds like a cross between Dice Clay and Elliot Offen.
Elegant was WAY more frightening, lol 😂
More like Dice Ghey
Riiiiiiigght!?!?!?
These are all theatre kids that grew up to be pretend tough guys
Like Offen without the wonderfully bizarre vocabulary.
" youtube terms of service"
The loophole the dummy thinks saves him
its like candyman only in this case if you say it YT stays away or you are so inconsequential no one gives 2 shts about your channel -- also was this no talent turd faking the stutter the entire time?
StutJo wipes his arse with YT's ToS. He knows very well they'll do F-all against him.
Hi Dr. Steve! Hi Doctor Steve's lawyer!
@@andrewfusco8580 this is true, hes not a public embarrassment yet, so they let him stay
John has the body of Jerry Stiller
Drunky reports everything. He’s a big baby.
He’s built like Robert De Niro, Now.
Should’ve used a fullstop. Not a comma.
And he really thinks he's scary. 😂
Why isn’t John’s TH-cam or Patreon taken down????
Let me call Mr TH-cam and ask him Hold on 🙄
Prob because he’s a lib
Likely because he takes down so many of his videos on yt. His patron might be at risk of anyone points out his charity fraud
@@WhatnotChaser Ding ding ding! The second anyone to the right of Trotsky is questionable, they're gone. Anyone to the left has cart blanche.
Because he says youtube terms of service
Oooooohh yeah brother. Whatchu gonna do when the dabbler starts drooling on you?
Be prepared for a SJ gym related injury.
I agree with Lucy, his mom created an Unleashed this monster on the world and she couldn't be more proud of her little boy Johnny
@@Im.Richard his mother as some yakubian figure, but specifically trying to create the most Guido man alive
Didn't know they sold girdles at the gym
Girdle 100%
Do you really think John believes anyone is intimidated by him? Seriously? There is just no way! This guy is either the funniest or severely mentally ill.
"Ge-hedd, watch it an weep bruh. Dats me, das rite, das me. Look different huh? Look a little slimma huh? Huh? I dink so. I dink so."
All body building contests should be performed in a $7 Kmart t-shirt
You know, I’m not a tall nor built man. But me being 22 yrs old, I know having this build is the worst way of coming off as threatening. Makes it even better/makes sense why he had the camera lower than head level. His current build as an old, decrepit, washed up, wet-brain drunk in his 60’s(if there is no girdle) is the best build he could ever get to in his age
Mommy must have been feeding him his vegetables
The human brain isn’t fully formed until 25. Come back in a few years with your words of wisdom.
@@Killers-ICUyou’re right brother, I’m not on his side. But I thought he’d have a bigger beer belly than I thought. The girdle is really helping this clown 🤡
For starters John’s kids are Bababooeys not his. 2nd of all, I would LOVE to see Chad knock SJ out. Please do it Chad for the Dabbleverse. #MUDSHARK 🦈
People are not afraid of John's ability to inflict violence when he confronts them in the real world, they are afraid they will get impetigo if he touches them.
Kev was out at the beach (or out with family) when jon bothered the doorman. And just like milton, he knew his target wasnt there
John talking about "biology 101" when he has multiple children that failed biology. Another example of great parenting from Jonny
Being passed out isn't the same thing as sleeping either, drunko the "giant".
Get in his chat tomorrow & ask him, “You said you can’t have kids without getting laid, does that mean Knight can’t have kids?”
Watch him squirm.
Millionaires often tell long stories about their credit cards being declined.
Lucy's absolutely right. Ma created this
MOOOMMMMM! I"M NOT GOING TO LOWER IT I HAVE TO DO THIS NOW!
Non-stuttering john has a girdle on.
I would never violate you tubes tubs of sherbert. Stutjo wants to box chad in his portable boxing ring.
Where’s Doug’s Phil Elmore style self defence video? He said himself, he “loved it, he was good at it”. Such a tough guy
A wife that looks like John the Stutter. That's not embarrassing.
The sad thing is I NEVER would've known anything about Johns kids if he hadn't have brought them up on the internet. The shit they get is all on him.
It reminded me of Dirk Diggler in the mirror in Boogie Nights.
I'm 62 and haven't been in a fight in years. Does he really think he's intimidating and in good shape? He would be easy work.
I had 4 days off and didn't mess with my phone and get back on my phone and see stuttering john is still alive. Im so disappointed
This may be the best video of SJ ever.
It's called "selling wolf tickets" when you talk about, hype up and promote a fight that's never gonna happen
Dat's Me! in the girdle!.....
I think this is the first time that I’ve ever gotten a poke the dabbler correct
John is the funniest and toughest person who ever lived, why can’t everyone just accept that fact??
remember when there was like two weeks of constant commentary about how john's tattoo was sharpie or a sophisticated AI forgery but definitely fake...like half a dozen emergency episodes across 14 different shows
Someone grab a net, Hes really lost it this time. A date?
"SOLO!" Chris rules
John saying he's in the best shape of his life at 60 isn't the flex he thinks it is. So you were a total slob your whole life? Nobody is stronger at 60 than when they were 25
John has a tiny tiny torso, is he under 5 feet?
Imagine how funny he would look in person. I never knew he was that short on stern
You guys have broken this man. Broken
Oh Doug. Talking about how much you “used to fight” makes you just as lame as John & Chad. Oh Doug 🤦🏻♂️
Chad has just as many kids that still talk to him as SJ…..0
Also, I promise you he's made this speech and posed like this to the ex when they were together
Why would you put Lucy's screen at the bottom?🤷♂️ You're covering up the best part!🤦♂️
Compliments only have meaning if they come from someone else John
This is a 60 year old man, in his mom’s room… Ted Kacsinzky was right.
This is all a big joke, right? There is no way John, or any grown man for that matter, is this dumb, to think any of that was a good idea. Right??
It's a tiny little boi
lol… wrestling promo is on point. Not the worst technique, but the content was EMBARRASSING AF!
Why is he wearing someone else's arms
It would be fascinating to know if suzanner or any of his kids watch this. Dabblers must send them links or something.
Karl why are you yelling all the time? What a spazz. Tell Jenny it’s her menopause med time
I'd love to see them fight. Even though I know it will never happen though. Somebody needs to make a wrestling match on WWE2K of them going at it.
Why a half jew is speaking Italian??
WATP guys, there's no way john thinks this looks serious hes obviously joking
Is this the first time you've watched tough guy john??
He literally showed up to multiple other peoples houses and screamed for security red faced in vegas was that a joke too?
Karl, Lucy is always box #1 or maybe, #3. Never #4 Fix that.
Tucy Loosebox is more like it.
😅 who is Chad Zumock
SJ needs his channel Demonetized. How does TH-cam allow him to continue to threaten other channels, people with violence? TH-cam, step up to the plate and #CancelHim
Just accept that John is smarter than you his college educated mensa mind figured out saying youtubes terms of service makes you immune from channel strikes
Bugs Melendez 20:57
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do they take everything john says and does literally. He’s obviously joking around.
First day here?
@ no. Just gets old making fun of John when he’s doing it to be made fun of. Compared to back in the day when he really didn’t want to be made fun of.
Cardiff game is so boring
You don't like 10 minutes of an idiot talking about nothing before a really funny guess?
How does Lady K not know this was a bit VTL put him up to…?
It doesn't matter because John thinks it's real which is why John is a sad person.
That doesn't make it any less embarrassing for John
I think he knows it is all a bit. It is just content for Karl at this point.
How embarrassing
It looks like hes using a thin filter. What a dork. 🤣
He does this type of stuff at the gym. He must get weird looks in the locker room.