Well that's kinda an appropriate question to have : -A one-time thing ? -A friend with benefits ? -A long-distance relationship ? -A summer fling ? -An otherwise short-term relationship ? -A husband ? -An ex ? -A father out of wedlock ? -An unmarried long-term relationship ? -A fiancé ? -Are you currently celibate ?
@@nicholasleclerc1583 Uh… no. The definition of “boyfriend” is pretty straightforward, and most of the things you listed don’t fit that definition. Hence, asking “what kind?” is a silly and nonsensical response to being told “yes, I’ve had a boyfriend.”
Opening a conversation like this got me out of a ticket when I ran a cop off the road. A bag of ice had fallen off the center console and into my lap (my Explorer was cluttered and the center console seemed to be the best place to put the ice). I grabbed for the ice and apparently jerked the wheel to the left, directly into the path of an oncoming car. He swerved into the ditch; his drivers side tires were barely on the gravel shoulder. The last thing I noticed was the light bar on top of his car. "Ohhhhh, no." I had already pulled over and was waiting for him at the bottom of the hill with my license and insurance card in hand by the time he'd turned around and pulled up behind me. He didn't even get a word out and I said, "I'm an idiot! The bag of ice slid- and my lap- and I jerked the wheel- I'm sososorryI'manidiot!" "You almost ran me off the road back there." Internally I was thinking "ALMOST!? I had you in the ditch, man!" What I SAID was "I know, I'm so so sorry!" My guardian angel was looking out for me that day, or some higher power has a sense of humor; instead of pulling me out of my car and giving me hell, he let me off with a terse warning and let me go on my way.
@@YTPewp fun fact: Laughter was invented in 1582 by Jacques Laff when he attempted to smile twice at the same time. He was disgusted with the name of his new invention 'laffing' so he opted for a more posh variant so show his French roots and his hatred towards the British.
"The young man was out of control and I checked to see if he was my dog" Yeah that's what we all do when young people are out of control check if their our pets. Makes sense
@@NachosElectric "To check if *they are* our pets" They are = They're (Contraction) I went to *their* house. (Possesive adjective) *There* is a man out of control, i think he is my dog
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"How old is your daughter?"
"B I G"
That did not happen ☺️
b I G sister
Why not?
Lmao
"Hehe boi"
"She proceeded to throw a containekh and then she threw a bag of shash and then she threw liquid profanity."
"The only issue is the genocide."
Just a second. That never happened.
@@SuperCatman Turkey's attitude towards the Armenian genocide
I guarantee you that never happened
LIQUID PROFANITY, LMAO! I'm so using that!
@@AmethystRebellion I wonder if it would come in a spray bottle or aerosol can...
"so you play basketball?"
"i dont remember"
same
"Have you ever had a boyfriend?"
"What kind?"
“I have a staffordshire terrier”
Well that's kinda an appropriate question to have :
-A one-time thing ?
-A friend with benefits ?
-A long-distance relationship ?
-A summer fling ?
-An otherwise short-term relationship ?
-A husband ?
-An ex ?
-A father out of wedlock ?
-An unmarried long-term relationship ?
-A fiancé ?
-Are you currently celibate ?
@@nicholasleclerc1583 Uh… no. The definition of “boyfriend” is pretty straightforward, and most of the things you listed don’t fit that definition. Hence, asking “what kind?” is a silly and nonsensical response to being told “yes, I’ve had a boyfriend.”
@@georgerockwell149 well everything before A husband makes seems to fit the description of a "boyfriend" to me, but i get your point.
💀💀
3:36
"You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Jew"
"This is JUUUUUUU-"
famous last words before entering the Numberg Trials
"Judge Judgey continues in a moment"
I mean they aren't wrong
😂😂😂
“Have you had a boyfriend before?”
“Yes”
“What kind?”
“A Staffordshire Terrier”
"Oh, yeah, I remember...You broke up because he kept chewing your shoes"...
For ten years
@@jonathanlocke6404 Just a second. That never happened.
“Two Tickets to a One-Ticket Concert”
The sequel to “Wrong Way Down a One-Way Street”.
That's beautiful 🥺
"You claim that the defendant came onto your property and killed you."
"Yes."
ses
@@javeydones5163 ses
@@cameronwilliams3086 you raise a very good point
I didn't ask you that.
Do-Do you understand?
Candles.
"Judge Judgey continues in a moment."
"It's-a me, Judge Judy."
4:29 “I’ve just been under a lot of stress”
“Is that correct?”
“No.”
LMAO the way that flowed without missing a beat
The way his name is edited as “stress.” I felt that
"legal joint custody"
You see how easy that was?
@@jubilantsleep And "Forgetful, 16"
@@CatholicNiko just a minute
" Yes i know my grandson has a body " ...
" Nein "
Lol
Judge Judy: (internal confused screaming)
"Hans Von Fritz has entered the chat."
2 tickets to a 1 ticket concert? Dang I heard those are in high demand. What a score.
Yo mama is so fat she needed 2 tickets to 1 ticket concert
Ok ima head out
😂
Bad bunny entered the chat
@@Rainbow__cookie 💀💀💀💀
But Did you purchase candles from miss Reynolds ?
I crack up every time she asks a question, they start to answer then she says SSHHHHHHH
Then their face gets warped 😂
SHHHHHH!
I guarantee you that never happened
"Liquid profanity"
Lmfao
Lmao
Never happened
Because that never happened
That never happened
I left.
Went to Home Depot.
“That was on what day?”
“SuuS” 😂
SuSday
"I know but what sUuS?"
@@SaturatedCat LMAO
@@SaturatedCat LOL
Hmmmmm...
Amogus
0:28: “May I speaker?” 😂 I’m gonna start using this in everyday speech.
Just be sure to reverse whatever you say afterwards 😆
@@YTPewp haha yeah no I do that waaaaay to often. I pretty much speak YTP unintentionally
@@SnowballTheFoxx Even better!
"She said she was a weesshdasshdeessh". Priceless.
Did she actually say speaker? Or was that edited
"It is your claim that the defendant came onto your property and killed you."
"Yes, I had to send him a d-"
"Shh."
LIQUID PROFANITY
Never happened.
@@theLOSTpassenger_I guarantee that never happened
@britneyfanboy4835 Because it never happened.
That woman left and went to home depot.
@@CherylStevens-g8k just a second, that never happened
"I left, went to home depot."
"That never happened."
🤣
Almost choked to death on Judge Jew and Judge Judgey. I was not ready for those
"It's a me! Judge a Judy!"
I was looking for someone to mention this Hahah 🤣
HANG UP THE PHONE…. AHHHH F*****
4:58 🤣
JJ: Do you understand?
??: CANdLeS
Judge to the plaintiff in the amount of 200 candles.
That's all. Thank you
@@beesechurger2540 Time to get another dog.
Sts
“I’m an idiot”
“That’s correct”
Opening a conversation like this got me out of a ticket when I ran a cop off the road.
A bag of ice had fallen off the center console and into my lap (my Explorer was cluttered and the center console seemed to be the best place to put the ice).
I grabbed for the ice and apparently jerked the wheel to the left, directly into the path of an oncoming car. He swerved into the ditch; his drivers side tires were barely on the gravel shoulder.
The last thing I noticed was the light bar on top of his car. "Ohhhhh, no."
I had already pulled over and was waiting for him at the bottom of the hill with my license and insurance card in hand by the time he'd turned around and pulled up behind me.
He didn't even get a word out and I said, "I'm an idiot! The bag of ice slid- and my lap- and I jerked the wheel- I'm sososorryI'manidiot!"
"You almost ran me off the road back there."
Internally I was thinking "ALMOST!? I had you in the ditch, man!" What I SAID was "I know, I'm so so sorry!"
My guardian angel was looking out for me that day, or some higher power has a sense of humor; instead of pulling me out of my car and giving me hell, he let me off with a terse warning and let me go on my way.
@@KC0FZZ that's amazing
@@SCREAMOguy413 just a second. that never happened.
"We tell everyone, if you sign up for the team, QUIT, because our budget is still set, we still have to go to Nashville, OR"
Ah yes, the famous metropolis Nashville, Oregon
Its an expensive place to visit apparently
"Then she threw Liquid Profanity" Lol I love me some "Fuck off" Juice.
I guarantee you that never happened. Because it never happened. 😂
"Judge Judgy", that's brilliant! Sort of sounds like Judge Judy if she was in Bob the Builder or something. xD
I love that also. It's the little things 😆
It doesn’t even sound edited and that makes this whole thing even better 😂
"Patricia Likes Pasta is suing 3 pets and Super Mario... oOo... for the death of her neighbour, Daniel F&÷£er"
Omg 😂 that was hilarious 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣felt my soul leave
Mario…. oOo
6:31 😂
Everyone in the 90s trying to use the internet while other people using the phone be like
😭😭😭
Thanks to whoever put this together. I haven't laughed this hard since laughter was invented
That would be me ✌😎
@@YTPewp Cheers my man
@@YTPewp Daniel Fucker shout-out when? Or did it happen? I guarantee it never happened
@@YTPewp fun fact: Laughter was invented in 1582 by Jacques Laff when he attempted to smile twice at the same time. He was disgusted with the name of his new invention 'laffing' so he opted for a more posh variant so show his French roots and his hatred towards the British.
“how old is your daughter?”
“big” LMFAOAOAOAO
3:24 Judgy judy enchants spell
*Arm Roystrong, Jr.*
Judge Judy asking a question and then immediately and aggressively sssh-ing them kills me every time
"I don't remember."
- Sheyla.
I just love how JJ just screams "I DIDN'T ASK YOU THAT!" and the blonde lady was just so accepting and was just like "Okay 😀"
"When did this accident happen?"
"My boyfriend's house."
"Where?"
"In, ummm, Las Vegas?"
"And where is that?"
"L A S V E G A S"
"Is that right"
"Yup"
"Okay."
HANG UP THE PHONE…. AHHH F***!!
8:59 “good bye. Todaloo. Fuck you” hahahahahaha that killed me!
You know they’re pissed when they’re throwing liquid profanity!
I guarantee you that never happened. Because it never happened. 😂
4:43 The Mario theme song killed me.🤣🤣
Patricia likes pasta is suing three cats and Mario? Woah!
"The young man was out of control and I checked to see if he was my dog"
Yeah that's what we all do when young people are out of control check if their our pets. Makes sense
My dog was on the bicycle right in front of me
@@TellEmB290see, I'm ded as all SuSS 🥸😅🤣
Shit had me wheezin* on the JoJ 🏍
With my dog that was up in a bike 🐕
😵
They're
@@Jeremy.Bearemy There
@@NachosElectric
"To check if *they are* our pets"
They are = They're (Contraction)
I went to *their* house. (Possesive adjective)
*There* is a man out of control, i think he is my dog
Unpopular opinion: 3:22 - 3:26 is gold
"Shyla Jones
Forgetful, 16"
Beautiful.
I could stop that, but uh. . .
STOP THAT!
6:31 HANG UP THE PHONE....AW F***!! 🤣
One of the best parts xD
0:57 Judge Judy channelling her inner Jonathan Frakes
?
“Judge Judy’s in a moment”
That killed me 😂
0:53-1:07😂❤ The Bag Of Shash got me
LMFAO I’m literally in tears this is so dumb but so damn hilarious lol thank you 😂😂
😎👍
The definition of the beauty of YTP's. 😌👌
HANG UP THE PHONE!! OHH F**K!! 🤣
3:26 I thought you mirrored this woman's face but that's just how she looks. impressive
6:31 "HANG UP THE PHONEEE!!! NOOOWAFF******" 😂
7:28: your son was riding his horse, and he collided with a bunch of 7 year old grandchildren”😂😂😂😂
I almost spit out my drink at “Arm Roystrong Jr” 🤣🤣This is hilarious!! Please make more Judge Judy YTP.
"I could stop that, but..."
"STOP THAT!"
7:40
So you owe him 1000 dollars for that.
So my understanding was that-
SSHHH you owe him!
Please do more Judge Judy videos
The amount of rhetorical questions in this video is insane.
Neighbor's description of events starting around 2:18 are priceless.
We love Judy!!!! Bring in the dancing lobstas! 🦞🦞🦞
Judge Trudy flashback 😵
“How old is your daughter?”
“BIG”
These always make me laugh so hard I cry. Thank you for brightening my day.
Glad to hear it 😎
This is JUUUUU
“The cost to fix her 7 year old son”
*M A l A k A i*
6:31 GOT ME DYING LMAO
you are about to enter the courtroom of judge joo
*wow*
These are absolutely amaZing. I love seeing Judge Judgy YTPs like these. Keep up the great work!
1:13 "We tell everyone; if you sign up for the team, quit."
The “it’s a me, judge Judy” gets me every time
GREATEST YTP OF ALL TIME!!!
I would watch this show every day if it was actually like this. This Is gold. The nonsense questions and answers are hillarious. I love it.
Judge Judgey: So you claim that the defendant has property property property property, am I correct?
Patricia likes pasta: *SeS*
Judge Judy alone is already hilarious, you made it even better. Excellent job.
"Amber Martinez Gonzalez is suing neighbor: Tammy-Mammy-Mammy Maiden for the cost to fix her 7 year old son, MaLaChI."
“HANG UP THE PHONE AH F**K”
0:54 and she threw liquid profanity
😂😂😂
I guarantee you that never happened, because it never happened.
@@milesparalysis9341 lol
i donno why but i lost at the face she made at 5:11 XD i just didnt expect it xD
“Judge Judgy continues in a moment” HAHAHAHAHA
"April, uuuuh, buuh"
"What day was that"
"Suus"
"Is it true that he came onto your property and killed you"
"Yes"
@Parker Findley yes, I loved that line 😂😂
@@sykorixgraveborn7142 Just a second. That never happened.
I like when you just make like one eyeball bigger or something on these people while they have their conversations lmao never gets old 😂😂😂😂
Judge Judy: how old is your daughter?
Lady: B I G
4:41 Judge Judgey followed by the Mario Bros theme freaking killed me
"Are YOU a scam?"
Yes 😭
0:50
And then what happened?
She proceded to throw a containEkHkEsHnEKhTn, she threw a bag of sʜᴀᴀsʜ, and then she threw liquid *profanity*
4:41 Judge Judgey continues in a moment...
I can't stop laughing over Judy's constant SSSHH-ing that poor lady
"You are about to enter the Sheindlin"
O h n o
No need to ender the Sheindlin anymore, I am judge judy!
The laugh at the very end made me spit up my coffee!
6:31 lmao I was expecting to hear "phone" again so this caught me off guard!
"Patricia Likes Pasta is suing..." Is that her native name?🤣
LMAO! I need more judge Judy 😂
5:36 best part without a doubt
I love how this is equally absurd as the actual show.
Judge Judgey, my favorite
I love how when Judge Judy's shooshes them their face warps lmao
She threw liquid profanity 😂😂😂
“You play basket ball”
“I D O N T R E M E M B E R”
3:40 I died, it sounds like the narrator has beef with that child too.
"You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Jew."
Juj Judy: (casually)-“The only issue is the genocide”.