I'm calling it: best intro to any videogame ever. Song lyrics: ... You got away again You must think you're so clever I promise you Agent You can't escape me forever We're playing a game You take from me, I take from you But every game ends And when this one is through... I Expect You To Die (The best of the best still die like the rest) I Expect You To Die I Expect You To Die When you finally see The worst side of me We'll finally be Eye to eye I Expect You To Die That voice in you ear They'e no chance to save you A meer puppeteer They only enslave you You're a piece on a board I bet with my wealth my armies and dreams Your every success Unveils still greater schemes A lake full of acid, a drill from the sky If you try to fight me we'll watch your hopes die Lasers and sawblades with sharks on standby You're right where I want you And this is goodbye I Expect You To Die (The best of the best still die like the rest) I Expect You To Die I Expect You To Die When you finally see The worst side of me We're finally be Eye to eye I Expect You To Die I Expect You To Die (x3) ... I EXPECT YOU TO DIIIIEEEEEE (I've been singing this to myself for a week now)
Updated lyrics: to save a mere puppet your place on a board I bet with my wills my armies dreams [Music] I expect you to [Music] that you to tonight i expect you to [Music] [Applause] ...I just watched this again with auto-captions on, and I encourage all of you to do the same XD
The greatest death ever: tries to defuse TNT time bomb, puts bomb next to mouth while smoking, sets off TNT, realizes mistakes, takes cigar and throws it.
Anonymous User He dies in every single Vr game. Hes not that good and can't focus on beating games without dying to keep the realism but the also the fact he does die a lot is pretty funny too 😂😂😂
Me and my brother has always been like this. I remember the realease of Half life 2, in the campaign when the npcs talks to you we we're just fucking around with the crowbar and throwing toilet paper rolls and chinese food at them while waiting for the to finish talking.
Honestly, man, went back to this after the newest game came out (not gonna watch that one, though, I want to play through it first myself) and I just gotta say, your physical comedy is fantastic. Lighting the books on fire, then simply responding with a satisfied nod. Accidentally lighting the plant on fire and responding with a shocked direct stare at it before realising you dropped the still lit lighter on the table, picking it up and closing it, marvelous!
@@boeing747-8 "And those folks at neuroaxis(?) are just plain evil, they ripped off our bullet idea. Well we will get back at them by naming a poisonous gas after them"
Haha, probably my favorite moment in this vid XD (that, and the 'smoking kills' moment) Also, this comment inspired the first skit in my latest video, so thanks for that :)
Holy god I can't get over that intro. A love letter to classic Bond Film intros for sure! I'll get to the rest of the video soon, I just... need to watch this intro like three or four more times, get it out of my system, haha.
Let's STFU and Play omfg....the dynamite part. Dude kudos for such a solid and hilarious way to deal with the "....aww fuck" moment. It put me in tears!
I love your videos so much, you convey emotion so well with absolutely no commentary. It's amazing! Keep being awesome and funny for as long as VR lives!
your gameplay is great, love your hand movements. it's surprising how much you can convey through just motions instead of annoying commentary. especially the part when you accidently fired the knife out of the rocket, that was hilarious how you reacted to it!
I went to rewatch these because I was bored but... how has it been 6 years since this was released!? damn and the vacation simulator ep 1 video that's recommended on the right of my screen as I write this comment was from 4 years ago
Coming back to this after watching the 2nd game and also starting to watch the 3rd one, the agent who assist you certainly has warmed up over time... Here he's much more... neutral or formal... while in the other games he's more open it seems.
I LOVE YOU! Dude you are just amazing! When i saw Jacksepticeye play this game i thought it was really cool but he just made one gameplay but you are doing parts! Why did youtube not show me you untill now?
Aside from the meaning of that song, it was beautiful. In fact I could get imagine a movie being made about this but I'm afraid it would be just a other bond Movie rip off.
Well... My imagination is running wild from the mentioning of a movie about this. With some breaking of the fourth wall, some good ol' comedy and less agent-action it could be a wonderful piece.
Episode 1: Handler: Welcome Agent STFU, Since your new here let’s Go through the tutorial. Agent STFU: Ok “Goes through the Tutorial” Handler: Great Job when your Ready STFU, Put in Your First Mission “1 min Later” STFU: let’s do this! First Mission: Handler: Alright Agent STFU, Drive Dr. Zors Car out Of this Plane, oh btw I can’t Help, Good Luck! “After Multiple Attempts, Agent STFU made it out.” Agent STFU: I need a break for a day, I’ll see you later Handler At the next Episode. Handler: Alrighty Hope You do Well outside the world of I Expect You To Die.
So, I don't think this is a spoiler for Spider-Man No Way Home, but I'll mark it as one just to be safe Spoiler: So, I went to a theater with some of my family to see No Way Home a couple days ago, and during the plane scene, after I noticed there was a car falling out of the plane, I whispered to my sister, who also happens to be a fan of I Expect You to Die, "Operation: Friendly Skies." She laughed, but kept it quiet so we wouldn't disturb the experience for other people.
10:10 Heh. Yeah, fun fact: You know how some places like gas stations and fireworks stores are practically _wallpapered_ with "No Smoking" signs? Turns out _this_ is what they're referring to!
![I Expect You To Die 3 [Ep.01] Operation: Housecall (VR gameplay, no commentary)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KQ--WvnFa-I/mqdefault.jpg)
![The American Dream [Part 1] Baby With a Gun to Firearm Fast Food Worker (VR gameplay, no commentary)](/img/n.gif)
I'm calling it: best intro to any videogame ever.
Song lyrics:
...
You got away again
You must think you're so clever
I promise you Agent
You can't escape me forever
We're playing a game
You take from me, I take from you
But every game ends
And when this one is through...
I Expect You To Die
(The best of the best still die like the rest)
I Expect You To Die
I Expect You To Die
When you finally see
The worst side of me
We'll finally be
Eye to eye
I Expect You To Die
That voice in you ear
They'e no chance to save you
A meer puppeteer
They only enslave you
You're a piece on a board
I bet with my wealth my armies and dreams
Your every success
Unveils still greater schemes
A lake full of acid, a drill from the sky
If you try to fight me we'll watch your hopes die
Lasers and sawblades with sharks on standby
You're right where I want you
And this is goodbye
I Expect You To Die
(The best of the best still die like the rest)
I Expect You To Die
I Expect You To Die
When you finally see
The worst side of me
We're finally be
Eye to eye
I Expect You To Die
I Expect You To Die (x3)
...
I EXPECT YOU TO DIIIIEEEEEE
(I've been singing this to myself for a week now)
Let's STFU and Play Best Intro Ever!
Let's STFU and Play i know right
It's now stuck in my head xD
It could be an James Bond intro or it looks like one...
Updated lyrics:
to save
a mere puppet your place on a board I
bet with my wills my armies dreams
[Music]
I expect you to
[Music]
that you to tonight i expect you to
[Music]
[Applause]
...I just watched this again with auto-captions on, and I encourage all of you to do the same XD
"You know, smoking may cause a slow and painful death."
Or, as STFU just proved, a quick and terrifying death.
The greatest death ever: tries to defuse TNT time bomb, puts bomb next to mouth while smoking, sets off TNT, realizes mistakes, takes cigar and throws it.
Don't try this at home, kids.
Ima try it at home now
You can see the moment the realization hits him 😂😂😂
Holy hell I come back 2 years later, and I see how grammarly incorrect this is.
Still love this video, and this channel.
Honestly games like this are much better without commentary, just leaving the reaction via motion is so much better.
A Very Mediocre Pigeon deedle-deedle-dee
God you're like a kid that can't pay attention just got to fiddle with everything so hilarious
The Animated Movie Fan *fiddle **_diddle_*
The Animated Movie Fan before I finished reading this I thought it was a hate comment
Anonymous User He dies in every single Vr game. Hes not that good and can't focus on beating games without dying to keep the realism but the also the fact he does die a lot is pretty funny too 😂😂😂
he dies, but even if he dies its funny
Me and my brother has always been like this. I remember the realease of Half life 2, in the campaign when the npcs talks to you we we're just fucking around with the crowbar and throwing toilet paper rolls and chinese food at them while waiting for the to finish talking.
"Deploying Scorpions"
*proceeds to frantically look around for said scorpions*
I thought the intro was an intro for a movie because it was so good and catchy
Hi 682. How's the acid bath? Those Foundation D-bags treating you good?
Let's STFU and Play Don't tell me you like those Chaos Insurgency anarchists.
John Kirsch I think it's cute that they have 'chaos' in their name, but not really; I side with my felllow Abominations.
Let's STFU and Play Okay.
By the way, have you had this tasty dish called SCP-666 1/2-J?
I think it's a parody of a James bond movie. For obvious reasons.
*attempting to defuse bomb with a fat cigar in mouth*
*accidentally sets bomb off with cigar*
*tosses cigar away*
THAT WAS THE BEST XDD
IKR
Smoking kills. That was not expected.
IKR
Dont look at the comments before watching the video then
why tf cabled bomb need a wire ?
Honestly, man, went back to this after the newest game came out (not gonna watch that one, though, I want to play through it first myself) and I just gotta say, your physical comedy is fantastic. Lighting the books on fire, then simply responding with a satisfied nod. Accidentally lighting the plant on fire and responding with a shocked direct stare at it before realising you dropped the still lit lighter on the table, picking it up and closing it, marvelous!
0:23 "We fire the whole bullet! That's 65% more bullet per bullet!"
*cave Johnson here*
"Why? Because this is Aperture Science! We do things my own goddamn way!"
@@boeing747-8 "And those folks at neuroaxis(?) are just plain evil, they ripped off our bullet idea. Well we will get back at them by naming a poisonous gas after them"
@@deelightfullp That’s Zoraxis, boss.
"Deploying scorpions"
*starts panicking*
did the scorpions deploy
Chase Listorti exactly
Chase Listorti when
Nevermind it's 17:53
17:35
Cause of Death: Smoking
I died
Jack septic eye: No it’s, I DIED!
You don't tell me how I perish, from the few things I can control this will at least be the one thing I get to decide on my own.
@@kageumare_7335 dont mess with the Blue Shell or else. Once you get a 1st place metal, he will arrive at your door!
Not even a chicken could kill the all mighty blue shell
Holy crap your right
*Note to self; never trust STFU with a lighter... Or any flammable material... Or anything that involves fire.*
Nick Buchanan or food or especially alcohol
The sheer panic I saw when it said "deploying scorpions"
*Deploying Scorpions*
"Ah fuck where are they"
Haha, probably my favorite moment in this vid XD (that, and the 'smoking kills' moment)
Also, this comment inspired the first skit in my latest video, so thanks for that :)
They probably died in the gas.
This guy has more personality than most letsplayers and he doesn't say a single word
*Deploying Scorpions*
STFU: wHAT.
10:16 made me laugh so hard . I could see he realised shit got real and starting throing stuff around xD
BufnitaCiorditoare i agree
system : *deploying scorpions*
you : OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHI- oh wait....
Wait... Schell games...
This game is made by the same person who made Disney's Toontown.
No wonder this looks good so far.
SuperCalaMan01 yep
Wait, really?
Oh sHIT
WAIT REALLY
Narrator: *Sometimes our agents need to lean both directions*
STFU and play: *puts a random clip*
I died.
3:11
deelde-deedle-dee
Idk Anymore_124 “sometimes our agents need to lean both directions.”
Ok. (Splits in half and get each half to lean left and right)
@@noone6991 TOM, WHY ARE YOU SPLITTING IN HALF AGAIN?
The physical comedy by you makes the video!
This is the best intro i have ever fucking seen
Holy god I can't get over that intro. A love letter to classic Bond Film intros for sure! I'll get to the rest of the video soon, I just... need to watch this intro like three or four more times, get it out of my system, haha.
18:00 presses button "deploying scorpions" stfu and play "looks around like oh shit I'm afraid of bugs!"
I fucking died when the tree caught fire and you dropped the lighter and were like...."aww shit" x'D
My burgeoning case of pyromania - it gets worse in the following episodes >;D
Let's STFU and Play omfg....the dynamite part. Dude kudos for such a solid and hilarious way to deal with the "....aww fuck" moment. It put me in tears!
I love when he sets the books on fire and he just shakes his head
tree?
I love your videos so much, you convey emotion so well with absolutely no commentary. It's amazing! Keep being awesome and funny for as long as VR lives!
11:10 Did you just try to hold a wad of cash with your mouth, or smoke it?
Whilst both of these things totally sound like something I would do, I was actually seeing if I had an invisible pocket I could sneak the cash into ;)
Let's STFU and Play 70% of chips are air and 20% is chips
And 10% is the sadness of not getting 100% or 99% chips
@@lisaknott6286 the "air" is actually nitrogen gas, used to prevent the chips from going stale
thepizzacar pizza well it clearly doesn’t work, all of my Doritos are stale.
your gameplay is great, love your hand movements. it's surprising how much you can convey through just motions instead of annoying commentary. especially the part when you accidently fired the knife out of the rocket, that was hilarious how you reacted to it!
Gotta appreciate how your first reaction to discovering you have telekinetic powers is "mmm yes, a r s o n"
I love the intro! I been singing it a a lot!
Edit: Damn my friends memorized it. Welp. They learned from me.
LEEDLE LEDDLE ELEEEE
What was that weird guy with a pool noodle
Hur hur hurrr... Deedle-deedle-dee!
@//ExpiredSeal _ *Calling ghostbuster*
“Fumbling for it after our 3rd martini
It's annoying that other youtubers don't show this Bomber of a intro it' Honestly one of the best
James Bond intensifies.
you're funny as fuck without commentary
I went to rewatch these because I was bored but... how has it been 6 years since this was released!? damn and the vacation simulator ep 1 video that's recommended on the right of my screen as I write this comment was from 4 years ago
I laughed my ass off at "Sometimes, our agents have to lean BOTH ways"
Though not from the sky like a helicopter buzzsaw, we did get to see a massive overhead drill in the third game which was cool
The panic when system released a scorpion is GOLD.
Coming back to this after watching the 2nd game and also starting to watch the 3rd one, the agent who assist you certainly has warmed up over time... Here he's much more... neutral or formal... while in the other games he's more open it seems.
Agent Phoenix (*bird noise*) will do that to you
Just found you today, and I love the subtle humor you use without having to speak at all.
16:53 That moment of "Eh fuck it I'll shoot a knife" had me laughing so hard this is hillarious
La intro increíble Esto sí es simple🚬 increíble Obra maestra 20 sobre 10 got se merece el gotti
I LOVE YOU! Dude you are just amazing! When i saw Jacksepticeye play this game i thought it was really cool but he just made one gameplay but you are doing parts! Why did youtube not show me you untill now?
This channel has a lot of potential
10:14I can imagine you going "Oh shit!" but with the lisp as if you were holding the cigar in your mouth and it sounds hilarious.
The cigar bit was great. Best LPer without commentary
Aside from the meaning of that song, it was beautiful. In fact I could get imagine a movie being made about this but I'm afraid it would be just a other bond Movie rip off.
I kinda feel that this game is more Archer than James Bond (at least the way I played it...) ;)
Let's STFU and Play True.
Well...
My imagination is running wild from the mentioning of a movie about this.
With some breaking of the fourth wall, some good ol' comedy and less agent-action it could be a wonderful piece.
This is old but gold
Espically for this channel, I love this channel
Episode 1:
Handler: Welcome Agent STFU, Since your new here let’s Go through the tutorial.
Agent STFU: Ok
“Goes through the Tutorial”
Handler: Great Job when your Ready STFU, Put in Your First Mission
“1 min Later”
STFU: let’s do this!
First Mission:
Handler: Alright Agent STFU, Drive Dr. Zors Car out Of this Plane, oh btw I can’t Help, Good Luck!
“After Multiple Attempts, Agent STFU made it out.”
Agent STFU: I need a break for a day, I’ll see you later Handler At the next Episode.
Handler: Alrighty Hope You do Well outside the world of I Expect You To Die.
That intro tho... its like someone using church instruments
Your funeral, agent.
Stupidest death ever: tryna defuse a bomb but set it off with a cigar
🫡 Rest In Peace agent phoenix
nothing is better than the original
"Deploying scorpions"
*loses shit*
What can I say? I freakin love The Scorpions!
*♫ Here I am / Rock you like a hurricane... ♫*
So, I don't think this is a spoiler for Spider-Man No Way Home, but I'll mark it as one just to be safe
Spoiler:
So, I went to a theater with some of my family to see No Way Home a couple days ago, and during the plane scene, after I noticed there was a car falling out of the plane, I whispered to my sister, who also happens to be a fan of I Expect You to Die, "Operation: Friendly Skies." She laughed, but kept it quiet so we wouldn't disturb the experience for other people.
Wow... this is such a good intro. Straight James Bond and you know what, I'm not complaining.
You made me buy this game 3 years ago and man do I love
god best intro of a vr game wait no the best intro to any game in videogame history
He lights the bomb with the cigar accidentally and his reaction is this: SONOFABITCH!!!
10:10 smoking kills
It's like a series of James Bond out takes. I love it
10:10 Heh. Yeah, fun fact: You know how some places like gas stations and fireworks stores are practically _wallpapered_ with "No Smoking" signs? Turns out _this_ is what they're referring to!
Love how the games says lets try your telekentic powers and you burn the books
That was seriously the catchiest intro I've seen.
That intro still gives me chills to this day
BEST. INTRO. EVER!!!!!!!!
Best intro ever its like the beginning of a James bond movie intro or a game if I they ever did a intro for any of the games
I'm willing to bet your Support Agent hasn't seen knife unscrewing once for the life of him.
i luv how he is just messing around well the guy is telling him what to do
That intro song is so catchy I think of it as the best intro song to a game ever
i like how hes like "oh im a new guy i didnt know that i could burn down books
Game got an UPDATE can't wait to see you play it!!!
Will be my next vid, out later today :)
3:11 "Sometimes, our agents need to lean both directions" *LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE-*
Having fun with the fire,i see. You Pyro maniac
17:53 PANIC!
OH MY GOD THE INTRO IS SOOO GOOD
*Puts knife into launcher*
*Fires it anyway*
*grabs lighter
*proceeds to set entire office on fire
Keep up the good videos
"Deploying Scorpions" - STFU: OH SHIT WHAT
Me: SCORPION, ROLLING OUT!
ODST, DROPPING IN!
MARINES, READY!
WARTHOG, ON THE MOVE!
Only a Halo Wars fan gets it.
Oh my gosh I got a good singing voice too and I sang that intro and it sounded amazing. 😍
3:15 That cracks me up XD NOODLE NOODLE NOODLE
The most epic intro song ever
Man, why, this series is so good, i came back to watch it again!!😆😅
(The best of the best still die like the rest)
God I love that line.
Has a real James bond feel to the opening. I love this opening.
3:15 You Had To XD
Edit:DEEDLELEEDLELEE
This guy in school was probably the kid who never paid attention and instead just kept playing with whatever he found
"Demo Director: Mike Traficante"
Pffffft Ahahahahahaha!
(If you don't get it, put Mike's surname from portuguese to your language)
Don't smoke...you learned it the hard way.
That intro was Bond worthy.
Best intro 👍👍👍
Imagine in real life, some secret agent is defusing a TNT charge while smoking a cigar, now imagine the reactions of the people around him
Best Gameplay ever you just earned a sub m8 :D
Dang great intro looks like a movie intro or outro
Holy intro
Holy shit, a flea in your profile.
Best youtuber ever
"Deploying Scorpians" WHAT WHERE !