>This game sounds like the bastard child of Crusader Kings, Kenshi and Chivalry, with said child being conceived in a 0rgy filled with more alcohol than blood. >0:32 The only reason, elves are still relevant. >1:44 There's probably atleast 100 threads in LoversLab dedicated entirely to having sex with the daughter of a warlord. >3:50 🎵Vamonos de fiesta a Bannerlord, pero trae contigo tu espadon, mientras mas grueso sera mejor, que al Rey le toca ejecucion🎶 >4:24 The most Phallic Siege Ram i ever seen. >9:31 It needs more torso-sized pauldrons(And centaur-type creatures) to be considered Warcraft.
The OG Mount & Blade horror mod was so good. You could sacrifice prisoners and eat them to gain eldritch powers, fight evil scientists in steampunk death wheel motorbikes powered by dead souls, and turn into a werewolf. It was like playing a Berserk simulator or something. Unfortunately AFAIK it never got ported to Warband. Dunno if we'll see something similar for Bannerlord either. 😭
I've recently started playing Bannerlord and it is really good. it has toppled warband as my favorite game ever. my favorite thing to do is to smith 100,000 denar swords and go around sucking up all of the wealth in Calradia.
Damn I have to get back to Bannerlord, I played a few of the first Early Access builds but my performance was awful so I went back to Warband. Glad to see the game has gone further than just "Prettier warband".
You know, _Mount and Blade_ could be the perfect game to recreate the events of _The Kingdom of Heaven:_ Start as a lowly humble peasant blacksmith in a far of Frankish land unknowingly destined for greatness. Get a bounty on your head for burning the local friar alive (relax its just a prank bro). Accompany your long-lost father and his band of merry merry men. Improve your sword fighting stats and gain XP by killing the sherif's men sent after you. Travel to a port city to join the Crusade, inheriting your father's title because he died of ligma. Survive your ship sinking in a storm and wash ashore as the sole survivor just like in Prince of Persia 2. Ride by horse through the desert and fight off a random encounter (sparing and releasing a man to gain better relation). Arrive in Jerusalem and discover its vibrant culture, diversity, riches, and fanatical tribalism. Build upon your land, raise your family, and have an affair with a baron's wife. Refuse to get involved with espionage and internal politics while things are heating up. This leads to war amongst the two largest powers that would shape the world and edgy online comments a millennia later. Defend your land valiantly and get captured (you are spared and released because you built relation releasing people earlier). Still refuse to get involved in politics even when you are nearly assassinated and the king dies (also of ligma). Witness your alliance's forces get completely destroyed because you let the game's AI play it out. Defend the holy city of Jerusalem and bring all your skills (and PC's CPU) to bear as you fend off thousands of Persians. Broker a parlay and surrender the city because you're on multiple sieges and tired of the unending grind. Forfet your title and lands, and return back to your old Frankish occupation of blacksmith and retire, passing up an quest to join the next Crusade.
One thing about sandbox vs campaign: Doooont start with a campaign! You will probably get very far and then realize you are fucked when practically the world declares war on you Sandbox gives you time to chill and do your thing :)
So, as soon as I opened this video I said to my brother "I don't like Mount and Blade, boring bland ass game, what is even your goal in it?". Admittedly I finished the video deeply considering buying it, because I'm legit interested in it. Br0leg should review all MnB games xdddd
i hate whenever the conversation is about eastern turkic tribes are mentioned every body thinks of mongols like bro they became chinese we became stayed turks for longer it bothers me
Bannerlord engine allows for much more moddable potential. It took warband many years to become the mod masterpiece it is today. I genuinely believe that it’s only a matter of time until bannerlord surpasses it :)
@@Br0leg I wish i shared your optimism! Bannerlord takes more effort to mod and the minor updates seem to break everything every couple of weeks. I wager we will only see proper mods in a long long time
@@feluto7172 I reckon those “ minor updates” will end within a year. I feel like they will stop updating the game soon and it will be just modders working on it after. I’m not relying on TW, but I have a lot of trust in the community, even judging by the things that are already out. Bannerlord Online has incredible amount of potential, and Persistent Empires is out and it’s already a more fleshed out version of Persistent World.
@@Br0leg the community is great, it’s talewords that kind of dropped the ball by releasing an unfinished game, and then crippling modding by slowly dripping missing content in. I lost hope a while back but still play warband!
"Honey, wake the kids up, br0leg came out from the toilet and left a new video for all of us."
👀👀👀
I was forced to dig through to the snow bare handed, in order to claim that I touched grass this very day.
Admirable
"babe wake up, new br0leg video is out"
jokes aside this review is pretty good and def was worth the wait
Thanks big smoke ❤️
For sure one of my favorite games of all time. I played tf out of warband for years until bannerlord came out. Instant classics
Sameeee
sieges on a russian server were brutal.
First Nikolai and now Br0leg. What a glorious late Christmas.
5:32 had me in stitches man, gotta love when the gang be voice acting as nords.
11/10 vid mane I can’t wait for the Prophecy of Pendor conversion to come out
I felt so proud when I saw that turkish gigachad with the handlebar
Ah yes, my favorite game, Mount & Sex II
gulp
Bannerlord more like... More like... Uh... Uh...
Cum Lord?
GAYLORD!111!1!1!!!!111 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😭😢😢😢😢
Bannersnore xdddd
BasedLord
Monolith deniers when they hear the voice speak to them:
Very on point review of the game sprinkled with good humour. Well done Br0leg!
thank you for new video B1gleg, been waiting for long and now I can eat.
I feel like my brain is fried from all the pop in references and frame changes not sprinkled in but like you dumped the salt shaker with the top off…
Haven't laughed this hard at a vid in a long time. Thank you Broleg
Its finally here! Great video as always.
Thank you Br0leg
So Funne Bro holy Fook this will raise your social credit by +10 with youtube so cool
Tautmars moment
>This game sounds like the bastard child of Crusader Kings, Kenshi and Chivalry, with said child being conceived in a 0rgy filled with more alcohol than blood.
>0:32 The only reason, elves are still relevant.
>1:44 There's probably atleast 100 threads in LoversLab dedicated entirely to having sex with the daughter of a warlord.
>3:50 🎵Vamonos de fiesta a Bannerlord, pero trae contigo tu espadon, mientras mas grueso sera mejor, que al Rey le toca ejecucion🎶
>4:24 The most Phallic Siege Ram i ever seen.
>9:31 It needs more torso-sized pauldrons(And centaur-type creatures) to be considered Warcraft.
Lmao xddd and yes there are loverslab mods already… lots…
The OG Mount & Blade horror mod was so good. You could sacrifice prisoners and eat them to gain eldritch powers, fight evil scientists in steampunk death wheel motorbikes powered by dead souls, and turn into a werewolf. It was like playing a Berserk simulator or something.
Unfortunately AFAIK it never got ported to Warband. Dunno if we'll see something similar for Bannerlord either. 😭
Thanks for the video hermanopierna, you are truly wonderful 💋
Fuck, finally a new Broleg video now i can laugh so hard that my current covid situation leaves my body.
happy to be of service :)
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've recently started playing Bannerlord and it is really good. it has toppled warband as my favorite game ever. my favorite thing to do is to smith 100,000 denar swords and go around sucking up all of the wealth in Calradia.
This video has single-handedly convinced me to give it another shot. Played it on release, and that was my mistake tbh.
Just gotta have quality of life mods
Warband my love. Bannerlord loved it so much I have it on my Xbox and steam deck.
What a creamy review
Creamiest one so far 🥵
Finally, a way to rebuild Outer Heaven free from the hands of Zero
Broleg when he sees another medieval or middle-ages based game:
Amazing content
no u
Individual walks up in all fours while making gremlinoid noises and begins to ask for sauce at 2:46
Individual promptly leaves
The artist is Yakimi_27.
Holy shit another game that I didn't play
Good review, 8/23 score, balls did infact itch.
Perfect timing since it's coming to gamepass soon
Br0leg uploaded? Gotta put on my 3 piece suit.
the last time i touched grass was aguest 15th 2007 at 14:47
AYOOOOO I ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH BROLEG IN WARBAND ! MY MAN !!!!!!!!!!!
finally someone gets what sturgia is
ah yes, new br0leg video
yes sir
Ngl I was expecting Broleg to simp for empress Rhagea
You finally played
Mount & Bladder: Basedlord
I stopped on this game while randomly scrolling thru the ps store. Been addicted since
Time for you to review kenshi.
oh god
My god your videos are super good. This channel is underrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you should REALLY check out freeman guerilla warfare.
Same hybrid rpg/tactics gameplay , but with guns and set in tarkov like setting
Papa came by for two vids shidded out in one month
HE TALK SO FAST I SAID TO MYSELF DAMN, HE TALK FAAAAst
You should try Rimworld, the game that lets your intrusive thought out 💀
Also is mod compatible so you can add that *Secret AKM*
I love rimworld
@@Br0leg I installed the forbidden mod from the lovers lab for rimworld
Da! Very good, Bro Leg!
Damn I have to get back to Bannerlord, I played a few of the first Early Access builds but my performance was awful so I went back to Warband. Glad to see the game has gone further than just "Prettier warband".
You know, _Mount and Blade_ could be the perfect game to recreate the events of _The Kingdom of Heaven:_
Start as a lowly humble peasant blacksmith in a far of Frankish land unknowingly destined for greatness.
Get a bounty on your head for burning the local friar alive (relax its just a prank bro).
Accompany your long-lost father and his band of merry merry men.
Improve your sword fighting stats and gain XP by killing the sherif's men sent after you.
Travel to a port city to join the Crusade, inheriting your father's title because he died of ligma.
Survive your ship sinking in a storm and wash ashore as the sole survivor just like in Prince of Persia 2.
Ride by horse through the desert and fight off a random encounter (sparing and releasing a man to gain better relation).
Arrive in Jerusalem and discover its vibrant culture, diversity, riches, and fanatical tribalism.
Build upon your land, raise your family, and have an affair with a baron's wife.
Refuse to get involved with espionage and internal politics while things are heating up.
This leads to war amongst the two largest powers that would shape the world and edgy online comments a millennia later.
Defend your land valiantly and get captured (you are spared and released because you built relation releasing people earlier).
Still refuse to get involved in politics even when you are nearly assassinated and the king dies (also of ligma).
Witness your alliance's forces get completely destroyed because you let the game's AI play it out.
Defend the holy city of Jerusalem and bring all your skills (and PC's CPU) to bear as you fend off thousands of Persians.
Broker a parlay and surrender the city because you're on multiple sieges and tired of the unending grind.
Forfet your title and lands, and return back to your old Frankish occupation of blacksmith and retire, passing up an quest to join the next Crusade.
Ahh, Br0leg videos.
Goated content
Its almost harvesting season...
about time
based Br0leg with the banger
Gonna have to give it a try, I absolutely L O V E D Warband and if you think this game's worth it, I'll buy it
Good video I like it
I love playing the warhammer mod on it
i love Bannerlord
I bet you do
Poger
its harvesting season
Broleg why are you the greatest? How do I become like you?
One thing about sandbox vs campaign: Doooont start with a campaign! You will probably get very far and then realize you are fucked when practically the world declares war on you
Sandbox gives you time to chill and do your thing :)
Actually true, the whole conspiracy quest line is sooo irritating
@@Br0leg It truly sucks the fun out of the game, quick!
9:55 Women in Calradia
Bro, who needs women when you hve men
I haven't touched gass in months I love in Canada 🥶
i haven't touched grass in 17 years
The outro song is getting slower and spoopier. Something evil is brewing.
Battanian superiority
spongebob the movie the game GBA music used
I feel like the video editing cucked me
Where is your mod list? I can see some of them but not all in the video. Thank you, sir.
This seems like the steam workshop collection Bannerlord Vanilla+ [1.0.0-1.0.2]. I sorted by most popular all time and it was like the 5th down or so.
God I fucking love this game
PLEASE do moar
What is a grass?
at the end when you show your mod list you were kind of scrolling to fast, what was the first one above uiextender?
Harmony
I dare you to showcase Fear and hunger
I REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT BUT MY PC SAY "nono, play warband instead" WALLAHI :(
Hey Br0leg, my beloved, could you write your mod list here or in the video description? easy to search for that way.
Thank you homie, love you 😘😘
Been a while it's it?
when did i last touch grass...?
So, as soon as I opened this video I said to my brother "I don't like Mount and Blade, boring bland ass game, what is even your goal in it?". Admittedly I finished the video deeply considering buying it, because I'm legit interested in it.
Br0leg should review all MnB games xdddd
ahh yes my favorite genocide simulator
A game made by a turkish company about living in medieval Europe? That's two oxymorons!
Ah hell nah they made sex mod for bannerlord?!?
This is trully a skyrim moment 💀
recep ivedik mod? WHAT
Does console bannerlord have mod support now?
I honestly don’t know 🤔
@@Br0leg I hope they add it soon, I want my european plate armor :(
no, it probably never will.
@@user-wq9mw2xz3j :(
If you’re not getting 5200 kills per battle near late game; idk what to tell you 😂
Where's the mod list Mr. Broleg?
Grass ?
EL REY DE OHIO JAJAJJSJGRHEHSGWVEBDBDNNDJHGF
bro 🦵
i like game i buy game... i cant buy game because no money
here before video removed for being too bad for youtube
i hate whenever the conversation is about eastern turkic tribes are mentioned every body thinks of mongols like bro they became chinese we became stayed turks for longer it bothers me
Can you become the Coomerlord?
not as long as modded warband exists
Bannerlord engine allows for much more moddable potential. It took warband many years to become the mod masterpiece it is today. I genuinely believe that it’s only a matter of time until bannerlord surpasses it :)
@@Br0leg I wish i shared your optimism! Bannerlord takes more effort to mod and the minor updates seem to break everything every couple of weeks. I wager we will only see proper mods in a long long time
@@feluto7172 I reckon those “ minor updates” will end within a year. I feel like they will stop updating the game soon and it will be just modders working on it after. I’m not relying on TW, but I have a lot of trust in the community, even judging by the things that are already out. Bannerlord Online has incredible amount of potential, and Persistent Empires is out and it’s already a more fleshed out version of Persistent World.
@@Br0leg the community is great, it’s talewords that kind of dropped the ball by releasing an unfinished game, and then crippling modding by slowly dripping missing content in. I lost hope a while back but still play warband!
@@feluto7172 I’m sure it will come around. :)
The excessive amount of memes is confusing the video feels like a mess
Khuzaits also based on Turks
как обычно база
Bannedlore