Love when Jerma dies in a game and you can hear him slam his mouse down or whatever it is he's doing, it's how you can tell funny-mad Jerma from actual-mad Jerma
I can only hope this is actually the case. It would definitely give credence to the theory that Jerma is an insane killer. Randomly turning his webcam on for a non-existent audience, asking his imagination why they jebaited him.
yah he probably got like 100 hours in chivalry. He was already delaying his attacks and aiming at specific body parts, the man was the very first mordhau legend
@@prud5930 100 hours? More like closer to 1000 or above... people that stuck to Chiv for long enough are practically impossible to beat even when you gank 'em but you aren't wrong otherwise
@@cyber_xiii3786 well, to be fair you only needed 50 hours or less to learn how to helicopter swing, at that point you could probably do everything someone at 1000 can do But yeah ur not wrong, you can sometimes tell who the chiv players in mordhau are and they're usually at lvl 100 with a high fuckin rank and end up limboing under your swings
I'm so glad I came across this channel again. Watching Jerma play games is going to be an incredibly comfy and enjoyable experience, no matter the year.
It's not that. Jerma always goes for some sick, unorthodox play or tries to set up a joke, but then the other players start trampling him and he panics. It's hilarious, and very reminiscent of his TF2 videos.
Just so people aren't confused, the reason everyone is so low level is because these were streamed back when the game was first released. If you notice, the main menu shows build release 1, while we are currently on build 17 at the moment.
The way people move in this video one might think this is alpha footage. Weird lags and teleports, horrible level of skill and absolute joy from every successful kill.
Jerma idk if you’ll read this, but you are friggin awesome and I started watching your vids a month ago and I’m hooked. You’re funny as hell and I’m absolutely gonna immediately subscribe to you once you start streaming again. Thank you so much for all the laughs
On the next episode of mordhau: Jereme discovers the custom class feature after 20 hours
@@kerokero_furogu I think it's really funny that Jerma makes _other people_ bad at games
@@CookieFACE417 his footage is so old
Colorblind streamer goes insane, attacks everyone in sight with large medieval weaponry.
Love the prof pic
That would be me.
@@mrman4550 Arguably Behemoth's best album
Jeremy is a talented swordsman
While twitch chat was out simping he was practicing the blade
Love when Jerma dies in a game and you can hear him slam his mouse down or whatever it is he's doing, it's how you can tell funny-mad Jerma from actual-mad Jerma
apogee is like the new villain that pops up halfway thru the series
He's been on the stream the whole time. Quite an asshole.
This is hilarious, I've also been in games with him before and he always pisses me off
GreenSpleen he’s also a brony
@@bingle6271 Draws my little pony incest porn
Red Mashie only a true 16 year old mordhau brony legend would stoop that low
"Why it's not that hard we have diff- we're co- everyone's a different- we're the same color." 3:30
Jerma predicted Minneapolis protests MONKAH ESS
jerma solves racism
RACISM IS NO MORE
fun prank to play on your roommates: hide bear traps near/in their room for tons of laughs!
i did that and i went to jail
@@Zorro9129 you did something wrong then. Did you say "surprise"?
I’ve always thought to myself that when jerma plays something off stream he interacts with an imaginary chat unknowingly
I can only hope this is actually the case. It would definitely give credence to the theory that Jerma is an insane killer. Randomly turning his webcam on for a non-existent audience, asking his imagination why they jebaited him.
I didn't even mean to slice him he just caught me by surprise
when was this
I re-cranked my crossbow locked it back and shot him twice
This is one of the best titles you've come up with so far
Wake up in the Morning I got Mordhau on my mind
I don't get it
frgblae you ever hear that murder on my mind song? by the dude that actually murdered his two best friends?
thank you 🥺
"How many hours you got in this..." (remembers the game just came out) "...you been playing ALL DAY?"
Apogee is clearly a chivalry tryhard. No one who was actually new to the game should have that type of skill.
yah he probably got like 100 hours in chivalry. He was already delaying his attacks and aiming at specific body parts, the man was the very first mordhau legend
@@prud5930 100 hours? More like closer to 1000 or above... people that stuck to Chiv for long enough are practically impossible to beat even when you gank 'em
but you aren't wrong otherwise
@@UnarmedBastard The game had a long closed alpha period. Lots of early backers had thousands of hours in it before it even released.
@@cyber_xiii3786 well, to be fair you only needed 50 hours or less to learn how to helicopter swing, at that point you could probably do everything someone at 1000 can do
But yeah ur not wrong, you can sometimes tell who the chiv players in mordhau are and they're usually at lvl 100 with a high fuckin rank and end up limboing under your swings
I swear to god, Jerma is going to look at a blue guy bleeding and think he's on his team and say "See? Red! No wait, that's blood."
its been a while since I saw youtuber jerma985 playing huntsman sniper
bowman tf2
Jerma is a talented bowman
Here comes the huntsman
Jerma plays more games than me and doesnt know that the thing in the middle is a crosshair
he played 700,000 games, but at the cost of his brain power.
@@DrunkGnu your reply should be a comment since it's funnier then what was being replied to
@@SlurSlander Agreed
@@SlurSlander C'est la vie
@@DrunkGnu he played 1.4 million games
6:38 foreshadowing for jermas lord of the rings existential nightmare
lol that came to mind as soon as he said Helm's Deep lmao
2:14 For a brief moment, Jerma was taken over by the spirit of Paul Bearer himself.
ohh yeesss... i seeee theee eeevill in yoour eeyees...
12:30 I love how you can just unscrew the pommel off of the greatsword and yeet it at someone
Some good demoknight gameplay right there
I’m a simple man. I see Jerma uploads, I watch it within 8 seconds. Bada bing bada boom
"Jerma why do Lego movies exist?"
Obviously because they're BLOCK-busters.
Please help me.
8:07 You know what the sad thing is? The game is literally named after the technique of "holding your sword in the back"
I love how this game lets you unscrew the pommel and end them rightly.
12:29 good to see my boy "End them rightly" getting some good representation
12:37 it’s so you can end them rightly
the title is definitely a reference that jerma would not get
i agree i was caught offguard by the reference and the description furthers the reference
what can i say... im hip
"Look men, look how terrible he is!"
~Lord Maulington
2:14 Jerma channeled his inner Adam Sandler.
any time jerma plays a game its like watching a baby walk for the first time
0:47 lmao that guy used dead hard.
I get that reference
Ayyy
This is exactly the level of performance i would expect from jerme in this game.
I love how he’s constantly making micro-movements with his mouse and the crosshair arrow is flicking around the whole video
when Circumsoldier showed up I knew this was a historic battle
jerma compares stumping your toe to walking into a bear trap in clear white snow... this is why I watch you
Jerma gets scared of a crossbow reload sound and calls a Lute “the giant spoon”
is jerma back to twitch yet? hope all is well jerbear
Only his mother is allowed to call him jerbear
@@258thHiGuy His friends (me) call him jerbar
He said he wouldn't be until probably July, IIRC.
He said he'll be doing reruns every week, so stay tune for that
@Mia Wu I'm also wondering what happened
There needs to be a Seinfeld remake called Elbertson and it stars Jerma
I'm so glad I came across this channel again. Watching Jerma play games is going to be an incredibly comfy and enjoyable experience, no matter the year.
If Jerma ever learns that not sprinting or swinging your weapon for a few seconds lets you regenerate health, I'll eat my hat.
Man, I missed watching Jerma absolutely flounder at multiplayer games. It's been too long.
His level of skill is pretty on par for newcomers to the genre
It's not that. Jerma always goes for some sick, unorthodox play or tries to set up a joke, but then the other players start trampling him and he panics. It's hilarious, and very reminiscent of his TF2 videos.
Just so people aren't confused, the reason everyone is so low level is because these were streamed back when the game was first released. If you notice, the main menu shows build release 1, while we are currently on build 17 at the moment.
Half the times he died he got killed by Apogee
"hehe ebic kill stremer xd"
Anorexic dwarf warrior gets continually tormented by space horse
@@Zorro9129 Now THIS is art on a new level.
Glad to see you joining the Hau Jerma, love your content and have been watching you for years
hope you feel better soon jeremy we love you
"If I try to give play-by-play, I'll die over and over"
As opposed to... All of the other dying in this video?
whenever I feel like buying a game I see Jeremy play it like it is 14:53 - 16:04 and I realize "yeah no, fuck that"
This channel continues to document one man's slow descent into madness.
Jerma has stella accuracy against his teammates
jerma throwing an axe directly into the back of one of his teammates heads and going "oops" is peak jerma
consistent uploads make me happy
I feel like jerma lost the password to his first channel
"I got mordhau on my miiind" 🎶
The way people move in this video one might think this is alpha footage. Weird lags and teleports, horrible level of skill and absolute joy from every successful kill.
Remember when the skill ceiling was this low? No wessex, no twisty wristy 360. Good times.
16 minutes of Jerma showing off the fact he can't see colors just right
I thought his colorblindness was cured when he beat Undertale
Streamer who can't see the colors red and blue is trapped in a Red Versus Blue Scenario
cant believe hes getting killed by apogee, the chrome extension i use to make citations
Malding Ned Stark jumps directly into spikes.
Hope everything at the doctors is going well Jeremy!
love ya jerma, hope you're feeling better
whoever made the title and description, thank you :)
yw :)
I don't think anyone noticed that jerma titled this video mordhau on my mind. He referenced murder on my mind. He's not a boomer.
Thank Bellusdaisy for that! :3
little brap icarus flew too close to the hog
These old mordhau vids are reminding me of how bad the packet loss and shit was at launch, good times
If you focus your little dot on the enemy after an attacl you will start sprinting fast.
I’m so happy that Jerma is experiencing what none of my friends believe when it happens to me and I tell them
You can tell if Jerma likes a game if he goes silent whenever he's losing
anyone else notice how satisfying it is hearing jerma say “room”
Mordhau player uses dead hard from dbd: 0:48
12:15
He just got dark messiah'd
AAAAAAHHHHHH
I’m loving these Mordhau videos
Hearing how loud he clicks the mouse upsets me. THIS IS A GAME OF WITS
"Pickle! Just like in baseball!" Jerma what this mean?
Yo loving these vids jerma. Keep it up
That Apogee guy killed Jerome like 86 times and was never not at the top of the scoreboard...
What a God of a gamer that guy is.
Got him back at 12:15
Ok who keep coming up with these cool video titles
me :)
A couple weeks ago I played a Frontline match and saw Jerma now low and behold.
Jeremiah, the midget swordsman attacks with fury, he succumbs
been playing mordhau since launch and watchin ya since tf2 so this content couldn't be better imo
This video makes me sad because I quit mordhau a while ago, the competitive scene was too stressful for me to play every day
6:01 God has cast judgement.
Holy shit, the pommel meme. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
I wish Jerma played more Mordhau, it had big updates since then.
Jerma idk if you’ll read this, but you are friggin awesome and I started watching your vids a month ago and I’m hooked. You’re funny as hell and I’m absolutely gonna immediately subscribe to you once you start streaming again. Thank you so much for all the laughs
best title and description
thank ya kindly
"What would Ned Stark do?"
*dies*
Incredibly short streamer cuts medieval opponents in half so he can look them in the eye without looking up
11:00 Jerma burns a paralyzed tortoise to death.
"You think you can *escape meeeh?"*
this streams gotta be so old if contraband still has it's little tower
Holy shit dude Dr. Oetker did not deserve that in the intro
Never tell a streamer to do the 1v1s, good way to get the session cut short.
If Jerma lived and died during the middle ages, his last words would have been "Are you..?"
The truth comes out at the end. Never played the tutorial
Denz is a talented swordsman...
nice video title and description homie ;)
Medieval Colonel Sanders for Jerma Rumble when?
Lmao they actually added the stupid "technique" of unscrewing the pommel and throwing it at a guy.
the honorable way to finish off a duel, you mean?
END THEM RIGHTLY
These Godless knaves hatin tryna knock me off my horse. But I can't let them do it I've got Mordhau on my mind
more like mordhout of my mind thank you
Something to end them rightly my dear Jeremy.
me: oh yeah mordhau was pretty fun, gotta check it out again!
also me after seeing apogee: oh... nevermind