@@bificommander Makes sense. Though I think there's no shame in doing that (see my Steamed Hams edit; shameless plug ik), as the primary thing with such videos is not to be artistic, but to make people laugh. I mean sure, you can restrict yourself, your thing, but if doing so causes your video to be ultimately less funny (which imo it does, as a better line here would have been funnier), I'd advise against it.
@@hernanreipp6983 Ahh, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan ticking down? It's both! That's right, here at Black Mesa, when we talk about half-life, we mean it more ways than one.
@@CubicApocalypse128 so make your peace and come to black mesa here you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared tired and alone
Nobody gonna talk about the genius of blending G-Man's lines with the intercom voice? THIS FACILITY IS - in our control , for the time being - GOVERNMENT INSPECTION NOT AUTHORISED
I had some problem with the G-man's slow speech (I had wanted "Well, it seems we won't be working together" when he gets in the escape pod, but it was way too long), but the timing here worked out just right.
This is beyond fantastic. A small criticism though, if I may be so bold. The scene with the vehicle meltdown and homer climbing out doesn't seem to be normalized and is very loud. Also, moar pls. This is fine, fine work.
Yeah, I messed up at that part. I wanted the geiger counter to be louder than usual, then I needed the soft HEV voice to be audible so I increased that volume, then all the other sounds were made louder... Only after I'd already uploaded I realized that the result was too loud. But thanks for the other compliments. And if you want more, I made another one (which has it's own moment of being too loud, but hey): th-cam.com/video/bd8PF7mb8Lw/w-d-xo.html
@@bificommander I can't help but think when the Nuclear Inspection van is melting into the ground that the big siren (the one that you awaken to after the resonance cascade messes up the facility) should be playing there at some point.
This is amazingly done. When you splice the stuff together to the point where I have trouble telling if the audio is done by a voice actor. You've done it more than right, you've exceeded.
Thank you. I actually have a new one: th-cam.com/video/bd8PF7mb8Lw/w-d-xo.html That one may be my last one though. Most of the other movies I had ideas about have already been done.
This is funny as hell. Up until I watched the Hazard Course of Half-Life, I didn't know the locked doors which you need to bring a security officer to do so had "7-G" on them, and I read from a TH-cam comment that it was a reference to The Simpsons. Coincidence?
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_For god's sake, open the silo door!_
*Wisely done.*
The Simpsons characters talk so fast and the Gman so slow, it was quite difficult to find any voice lines that would fit :p
@@koi1299 I wanted to use "Well, it seems we won't be working together." "No regrets" was already taken.
@@bificommander
Why not speed up the dialog or slow down the footage?
@@Architector_4 I considered looping the frames of Burns talking. But it felt like cheating not to work with the limitations of the scene.
@@bificommander
Makes sense. Though I think there's no shame in doing that (see my Steamed Hams edit; shameless plug ik), as the primary thing with such videos is not to be artistic, but to make people laugh. I mean sure, you can restrict yourself, your thing, but if doing so causes your video to be ultimately less funny (which imo it does, as a better line here would have been funnier), I'd advise against it.
Homer: do you know who ate all the donuts? *points at self*
Well done...
One of my personal favorites, along with "Shove the box in *BEEP*"
@@bificommander it is your work, you n word. And with n word i of course mean.
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Keep going
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Narcissist.
@@dontspikemydrink9382 I don't concur.
That is A considerably wise choice..... too wise.
@Damian 2000 I don't know how you can say that. This is all within theoretical limits.
Wow NPC half life dialogue fits the simpsons so well.
They run their radioactive hazard facilities about as well too.
@@bificommander yes. Freeman's mind remind us that from the begginig of the series.
@@bificommander hahahha good point
@@hernanreipp6983 Ahh, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan ticking down? It's both! That's right, here at Black Mesa, when we talk about half-life, we mean it more ways than one.
@@CubicApocalypse128 so make your peace and come to black mesa
here you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared tired and alone
Normal people: Jar
Me, an intellectual: Containment System
"That's a straw."
"Emergency... induction... port..."
Rainbow Dash Containment System
@@bificommander are forks nutrient logistics mechanisms?
- Hole in the floor!
- Portal.
Containment systemareate
"Smithers went down there and never came back."
Wait, what?
or maybe he means after going down there he was never the same :o
0:34
Half life is cluster fucked with Easter eggs
His dad Was Senior Smithers
@@Cristopher.CSo, basically what you mean is the old black Smithers went down there. And it was so scary it scared the black off of him?
Homer *looks at note written on hand*:
Lenny = White Mesa
Carl = Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE
Is that right?
@Mr Merveluce LOL
Lenny = Aperture Science
White Forest*
This video is perfect from start to finish
Verdad?
No. No it’s not.
@@crypastesomemore8348 why?
Spanglish
@@thekarnyx i did not mean it. Typo
This is a masterpiece
agreed.
you should grow a crowbar
Omg I watch ur content
Truly it is. Fine work.
Lol at the mystery box, "A bit of a gamble, but....."
All the line selection is excellent
""that will look nice in my trophy room Hey catch me later and i'll buy ya a beer""
Why Smithers talk in third person.
no, he's talking about his dad.
skipper from penguins also talk like this
@@michaelfixedsys7463
Rip smithers Senior
@@ImmaLittlePip he died a hero.
@@michaelfixedsys7463
And traumatized Homer
"He's a highly trained professional"
*crickets chirping*
Now that ones good.
_WISELY DONE_
I appreciate this video more than anything out there lol
Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a T-14
Have you seen HLVRAI? Also Freeman you fool song.
Hey it's you
Oh yeah? What's in there that you appreciate so much?
this comment has more likes than the creators subscribers
“There goes our Grant money.”
“No regrets.”
Nobody gonna talk about the genius of blending G-Man's lines with the intercom voice?
THIS FACILITY IS - in our control , for the time being - GOVERNMENT INSPECTION NOT AUTHORISED
I had some problem with the G-man's slow speech (I had wanted "Well, it seems we won't be working together" when he gets in the escape pod, but it was way too long), but the timing here worked out just right.
1:20 "He's a highly trained professional."
*Cricket noises*
0:55 absolutely killed me lol
Same here, it's so perfect
The containment system has completely failed -_-
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
-FOR GOD SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOOR
-W I S E L Y D O N E
LOL
Brilliant!
The female tutorial lines were perfect! Unexpected!
It's the only female voice in the HL1 sausage fest, but I got really lucky with how well her few lines fit here.
I love how the ‘Do you know who ate all the donuts?’ line is said by Homer as if it’s a point of pride.
Freeman you fool!!
I wish I'd found a good opportunity to use that when shouting at Homer. But there wasn't really an appropriate moment in this clip.
Why do G-man and Mr Burns go so well together
Hell they're basically wearing the same suit.
"Smithers went down there..."
But...if he's Smithers...who are you? 👽
He's talking about Waylon Smithers Sr.
@@LockRainmaker I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!
Waylon Smithers dad
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
Yeah, that definetely sounds like Homer.
Not to worry, Homer Simpson is a highly trained professional. We've assured our administrator, Mr. Burns, that nothing will go wrong.
Burns as the G-Man is perfect
Nasty piece of work youve managed over here
Are you impressed?
@@bificommander very, this is amazing how you make it, the sounds, editing, you make amazing job, the voices are perfectly matched.
How did he cause a resonance cascade? There wasn't even a crystal in there!
Perhaps the crystal inside Gomer, cause he ate it
Homer is so incompetent that can somehow sequence break reality.
He’s just that bad at his job.
He had crystal meth
"SHUT UP!"
*Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?*
That's what I pay my internet for
Brilliant, glad someone else caught onto the Simpsons reference in the game "Smithers went down there...Excellent! :D"
This is so perfect I think this should be on the Simpson DVD as an extra
An episode at least with a half life reference its need it to the next season.
My god 0:57 that scream fits so well, this video is perfect!
"Smithers went down there and never came back." - Smithers, 2019
the fact that this is all Half-Life SFX blows my mind. it fits so perfectly!
*_0:48_**_ saw this coming_*
It was pretty much the first line I decided on when making this. It's just right.
"and, never came back" *smiles*
“Let’s let him in now”. *breaks door with axe*
I'm freaking out, Mr Burns has employers!
It's just as ominous as when the G-man says it.
Hahaha brilliant! Loved it!
The "minor lacerations" bit when Homer got stung on the bottom by the bee was genius!
Thanks. Apologies for the self-plug, but you might also like the usage of that sound clip in my Godfather with HL SFX vid :)
This is beautiful work. Mayor Quimby as Barney fits uncannily well
of course the gman's voice would fit perfectly with mr burns
gman as mr burns is kinda perfect tbh
smithers went down there, and he never came back!
-smithers
Smithers: Smithers went down there and never came back.
Also Smithers: Still down there
Ah, hello Gordon
This is beyond fantastic.
A small criticism though, if I may be so bold. The scene with the vehicle meltdown and homer climbing out doesn't seem to be normalized and is very loud.
Also, moar pls. This is fine, fine work.
Yeah, I messed up at that part. I wanted the geiger counter to be louder than usual, then I needed the soft HEV voice to be audible so I increased that volume, then all the other sounds were made louder... Only after I'd already uploaded I realized that the result was too loud.
But thanks for the other compliments. And if you want more, I made another one (which has it's own moment of being too loud, but hey): th-cam.com/video/bd8PF7mb8Lw/w-d-xo.html
@@bificommander I watched it last night as well! The fat guy's steps were a hilarious touch. Keep up the great work! :)
@@bificommander I can't help but think when the Nuclear Inspection van is melting into the ground that the big siren (the one that you awaken to after the resonance cascade messes up the facility) should be playing there at some point.
That is the spookiest part of the video and the loudness makes you panic in a good way :D
Making it louder turns everything even more scary than it is
My feedback: utter perfection
Why, thank you.
This is one of those things makes you smile even when you are on the deepest moods
1:11 why does that crowbar swing sound fit so well?
0:57 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH*
I love how there voices sound old bc its a older ep so its SO FITTING WITH HALF LIFE
This is incredible, by far the best one yet!
Not sure if that's true, but I'll accept the compliment all the same. :)
@@bificommander it is objectively true
Coming back to this all this time later, I still think this is one of the best HL SFX videos around.
G-Man’s voice fits Mr. Burns so well
I’m calling jars containment systems from now on
Omg everything is SO on point, this is BRILLIANT :D ! By far THE best Half Life SFX I've EVER seen! Perfect!!!
The somewhat janky lipsyncing gives it charm and character. I love it.
The BEST HL meme out there
EVERYTHING just fits right in, no joke
Why does this fit in so well
0:20 - _Written by Conan O'Brian._ Wow!
Access denied. Goverment inspection not authorized. lol
This is amazingly done. When you splice the stuff together to the point where I have trouble telling if the audio is done by a voice actor. You've done it more than right, you've exceeded.
In real life Gordon would work in a nuclear power plant.
This is an absolute masterpiece.. Every sound has been perfectly chosen..
So far it's the ultimate HLSFX compilation.
Smithers went down there and never came back.
Half life has so many lines the scientists are the largests
The next time someone is going to offer me a box, I'll hand them over the "standard insertion procedure" for pushing it into their [redacted].
Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use these to-HELP ME FREEMAN!
Hello gordon
Even tho it's edited, it sounds like it fits ngl
The containment system has completely failed
This was perfectly done my friend
Keep it up :)
Thank you. I actually have a new one: th-cam.com/video/bd8PF7mb8Lw/w-d-xo.html
That one may be my last one though. Most of the other movies I had ideas about have already been done.
My life is now 0.01% more complete
This is literally perfect
Gordon: It’s my first day.
Homer pointing his butt: "My - ass - is - heavy"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?" fits too well for Homer
BRO why is this so smooth
No ones talking about the zombie sounds homer makes when he climbs out the hole
"Smithers went down there and never came back." - Smithers
This is funny as hell. Up until I watched the Hazard Course of Half-Life, I didn't know the locked doors which you need to bring a security officer to do so had "7-G" on them, and I read from a TH-cam comment that it was a reference to The Simpsons. Coincidence?
Huh, I didn't know that either. So yes, coincidence I guess.
The Simpsons was at its cultural peak during the development of half life 1. So there’s tons of Simpsons jokes hidden in it.
Mr. Burns as the G-Man fits so well.
It's amazing how the sounds are all perfectly chosen..
"Pushing is easy"
The footsteps fit well
Ahaha I love the sound of GBurns drumming his fingers at 2:58
homer makes the perfect dr coomer
Very well done. Timing is fantastic.
Burns is definitely gman
Mr burns having gmans voice makes a lot of sense
I love that Mr. Burns is G-Man
"smithers went down there and never came back"
-smithers
"There goes our grant money"
"No regrets"
"Bit of a gamble, but..."
I was hoping somebody would dub this scene. Nicely delivered, fellow shitposter.
My 2 favourite things together at last. THANK YOU
You're welcome. Although this isn't the only Simpsons/Half Life mashup, so you can find more.
@@bificommander I'll be on the hunt
"Smithers went down there and never came back"
Said smithers.
Hello Gordon!
this was hmm..... highly entertaining
Why does it fit so well 100 💯
gman's voice fits burns