DAVE LANDAU MEASURED - RED BAR RADIO 2019
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- This clip is from April 2019- Season 17 Episode 79 of The Red Bar Radio Show.
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Watch the second part in the Dave Landau Measurement Series here!- • DAVE LANDAU responds t...
“You shouldn’t have your hands in your pocket when you’re surrounded by strangers”….so funny….so true
It's a great day when a fool is tagged and measured.
“He’s a mix between a nearly human man and a dwarf”… couldnt think of a better description
I'd love to pop outta the crowd when the act took place and said, "Holy shit. You're....you're getting *measured* "
someone should measure joe rogan like this
They did. He is three coffee makers tall.
@@laurar5480 beat me to it. mr. coffee coffee makers to be specific, just so the scale is correct.
Why?
@@benitofranklyn4237 to discover his darkest secret. Joe rogans true height is more elusive and mysterious than bigfoot. We must QUESTION EVERYTHING and find the truth
Hes the same size as snookie w smaller hips
Landau's jokes are so good they've been told by all comedians of the past 30 years or so. Oh, by the way, have you ever noticed how _the line you're waiting in is the one that moves slower_ ? *WHAT'S UP WITH THAT*
(Imagine I’m Peter Griffin) So true ehaehaehaha
@@cirkleobserver3217 💥
"Am I being measured?" lmao
After seeing this video, Joe Rogan forces his audience to put their cell phones and tape measures into those gay security bags.
Landau Stinks
Remember the story redbar told, when they used to do this to him in school? Finally he gets revenge.
What did they do to him?
You got a clip of that? Need to see it!
You can meet met at the Landau~
Classic redbar analysis right here folks
Dave Landau is the personification of the Feelsbadman Frog
RIP Todd Detter
I want to see 5 feet 4.5 inch Rogan get measured
Why?
@@benitofranklyn4237 He lies about his height. Says he is 5' 8
He'd definitely get aggressive and possibly violent. Worth it.
i think he's 5'6 at most. he has a pic with henry rollins who is 5'9 and joe is at least 3 inches shorter than him, possibly more
I'm 5-5...
"He'sss not a rapissssT."
patton oswalt type deformity lmfao
13:25 Mike likening Cumia to an Arabian cartoon character is hilarious and accurate
People need to start doing this
@40:51
... lmao.. thaqts so fucken funny the noise redbar makes.
someone should measure stavros halkias like this
At his equator
I measured Mike David, he’s 5 foot 3
True, that's why he's so obsessed with height
What a viiiibe
Fay- ghi lisp voice "ArE You uPsEt WiTH hiM?"
Without ever thinking about it, I had always assumed Dave Landau was a short guy? I thought that's what he always looked like?
I'm much more amazed how the Cowboy guy can be a MASSIVE 5ft wide gigantic human upper body torso of about 200 lbs and then legs no longer or larger than Dave Landau's legs. *also, remove cowboy boot heels and fake tallness cowboy hat and he's barely taller than Landau.
Cowboy is a massive potato of a torso. Doesn't he worry about toppling all the time?
*also noting: Todd Detter isn't nearly as deformed as Cowboy Potatohead but he's not far from the 3/4 torso slab on popsicle stick legs if he doesn't watch it.
We get it, Dave, you're still angry and bitter about this - heed my advice, just grow up.
@@T1Slam Why write a fake post like that? You should be mature enough to recognize and reply accordingly.
Not good fella, not good.
@@jonathandewberry289 YOU DO NOT TELL ME, WHAT I SHOULD AND WHAT I SHOULDN'T BE!
I ADVICE YOU TO NOT FURTHER IRRITATING ME - YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME ANGRY
@@jonathandewberry289 I love telling someone to be mature after you write a post about people's looks lmao dunce
@@millhousemillard2140 You never told me to be mature. Not yet. so sad :(
@3:57 Measured!!!
Hey, can you upload some old clips of Mike going after Patrick Melton?
No. Just go on scarsclub and find them yourself.
26:55 *THE ONLY OTHER TIME I HAVE SEEN SOMEONE THIS HAPPY WAS OPIE FROM O&A* *_ANTHONY TOOK THE TOOTHPICK ARTIST PIECES OUT OF THE BOOTH AND OPIE WAS ACTING LIKE HE WON THE LOTTORY HAPPIER THEN ANYTHING_* this is why you don't let HECKLERS speak...the heckler was like "...um..Anthony...google him...he has a failing podcast".
Its like letting donkey lips clown on you in front of everybody, so bad. Plus we already have a Darryl Hammond.
The adventures of super diaper boy
What if Tripoli has paid people to punch redbar listeners as soon as they are noticed. It's risky times at comedy clubs.
That depends on Tripoli paying people. Think about that for a moment
Saw a picture recently of Landau standing next to Tom shillue from red eye. Shillue is already a short guy and claims to be 5'7" which could be embellished. Landau claims to be 5'6" and the very top of his pompadour haircut is below toms eyes. Theres also a woman pictured who looks like a giantess next to both of them.
Sad prank!
-better- _Detter_ times
What did Dave do, run over your dog or something?
What happened to Todd Dettor? Didn't Mike fall out with him because he insulted Jules?
I know they had a falling out, because I think Mike mentioned that he wasn't a fan of Redbar a couple of months back when his name was brought up.
I believe that Todd got into a drunk twitter fight with one of the fools and threatened real violence and Mike had to disown him and kick him from the BBG and live chat.
26:56
27:28
for those who want to know why the world is the way it is (not an attack on redbar just using him as a medium for my point)
THE NEXt TIME YOU WANT to know why the world is crap
click the above timestamps.
SEE HOW EXCITED Red got, at the confontations - now multiply this but 10 million on a world scale...
@ 16:46..did 2019 Redbar predict tik tok?
1 little 2 little 3 little incidents
He looks like bobo
Too much. Lol.
I'm 5-5, it's a miserable existence. But I'm Hispanic so the chicks are basically my same size.
Being short is cool now, I wish I was 5 ft
I don't understand why this is relevant but Dave's the man and this is funny lol
Daves almost as tall as that cowboy is round
Wtf Jules? “He’s a listener of our radio show “. Mike says “No no no” & she says “they’re WATCHERS of the show!”
...good comeback...
Tha Watch
@UCh6eGzwsSFM02swsuFc0mTQ don’t ever assume I didn’t get “the reference” assuming makes an ASS out of you &..., well, just you.
She’s a good for nothing FOOL with the brain of a child.
@@robertsmith4157 He's an angry lonely type
He handled that really well actually. I don't think Landau gives a shit to be honest. I know Redbird really needs to believe this is more than it is but, nobody even knows who Redbar is. If a tree falls in the forest and there no Redbar listeners to hear it.....
I don’t think he handled the measuring that badly. But the heckling is another story. He handled that shittily and embarrassingly.
He allowed himself to be publicly humiliated. I wouldn’t say that is what handling a situation well looks like.
@@slowcheedahWhat was he supposed to do? Smack the tape measure? Push the guy back? They’re in public.
@@Primus-ue4th yeah he could’ve been a man
@@slowcheedah He clearly didn’t give a fuck. Not everyone’s as tough as you.
The pregnant 🤰 dude with cowboy hat and tape measure. I assure my hands wouldn't be in my pockets if that 😒 out of shape cowboy pointed a tape measure at me.
The lengths this goes to to stretch for content is cringe. I mean, having a random dude walk up behind you to measure you is probably off putting, but yet he handled this pretty well. Landau is hilarious.
Can’t say the same for store brand Ethan Klein
Remember when Landau said he was going to call the police because Kevin Brennan touched him on the Jim and Sam show? Landau is a pathetic loser.
@@dislabeled if you’re talking about when Brennan got was mad that Landau got the guest host spot on TACS, then you obviously mistook the culprit in that situation. Brennan yet again complaining about funnier comedians successes because he ain’t funny.
@@SketchyJesus I am talking about the 45 second clip that Jim and Sam cut out of their youtube video of when Kevin grabbed Landau's shirt and Landau said he was going to call the police. I am not sure what you are going on about.
@@dislabeled okay, when someone seems a little crazy (which Brennan seems to display easily), calling the police is probably the smart move. Especially when you’re at work, and trying to be professional. Brennan=trash. Landau=comedy gold.
Hilarious? He has the charisma of a dish towel.
Wow, this is sone childish crap. Y’all need to get a life.
Why don't you cry about it?
Give it a year!
So we learn here that his listeners are funnier than Redbar
He inspired the bit.
Nah, redbar is the master conductor. Those mutant listeners are just court jesters. U got the cowboy hat 🤠 with man boobies, and that other creature with the Hoodie and orange hat. Redbar plays them all like a fiddle 🎻 🤣. Redbar is the winner 🏆