Siege Didn't Make (Artosis Clips)

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  • @billybegood466
    @billybegood466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I'm the guy that Blizzard pays to keep an eye on Artosis and to fuck with his matchups. They pay me pretty well, but to tell you the truth, I'd do it for free.

  • @LorenzKamo
    @LorenzKamo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “I am a 1000 times better than him” loses

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's how broken Starcraft really is. Very fun game, almost nobody plays ranked vs anything else because the balance is held together by melted cheese.

    • @smacker-os9md
      @smacker-os9md 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Slimurgical exactly. BW is well known to be incredibly imbalanced in the world of RTS. Especially the mirror match up TvT. It always favours the player who is bad at winning, causing them to win.

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      starcraft 1 is more balanced than the disaster that is sc2

  • @hmr1122
    @hmr1122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Used to be a great saying back in the Win98SE era: The machine follows your commands, not your wishes.

  • @Sacraddon
    @Sacraddon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I'm fucking done with this game"
    Proceeds to play

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      addiction man, i hated playing world of tanks, it took me 2 years to break the addiction, so much rage, god i dont ever want to go back to world of tanks, such terrible times

    • @ATOQ777
      @ATOQ777 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@soldier22881Is that fun? Looked like everyone plays as a tank and fight eachother

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ATOQ777 its not fun but it could have been a fun game. when you start out everything feels fine but as you play and try to get better you will realize the huge flaws that ruin the game

    • @ATOQ777
      @ATOQ777 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@soldier22881 I see, glad you're free from it man!

  • @YelenaSgt44
    @YelenaSgt44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Lol dude this whole thing of "didnt make!!!" as if its not his sole fault, just cracks me up sooo fkin much. Its just an amazing subtle but blatant way of distancing responsibility for ones actions.

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When it comes to buildings though, sometimes it really is bullshit. Like the SCV will move as if it starts the construction, so you look away and it turns out something minor blocked the edge of the building in the last second, so the construction didn't start. In those cases, Arty's got a point. It's crap that Terrans get hit by the hardest.

    • @carlng8438
      @carlng8438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally, someone who plays the game

    • @christtel1484
      @christtel1484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carlng8438 so whats the excuse for upgrades without travel time that "didnt make"?

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christtel1484 it just didn't make!!!!! or something

  • @villjess77
    @villjess77 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've only recently started watching Artosis play SC1 and I've learned one thing.
    Use Build orders = Lose the game
    Be a Monkey = Win the game

  • @lifenote1943
    @lifenote1943 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dunno why people hate Artosis, watching him rage feels so good. It's like he's raging so I don't have to.

  • @joaopadua7134
    @joaopadua7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Only now I have realized that they say big battle cruiser because it's abreviation is BBC

  • @DarkNova50
    @DarkNova50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Whenever Artosis starts talking about how much better he is than another player, it's a sure sign he's probably about to lose.

  • @FELCommentary
    @FELCommentary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:54 the comment saying he looks like Hughie from The Boys, I can't unsee it now

  • @dixonyu4349
    @dixonyu4349 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Their only employee is paid to fix my matches 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theairmechanalyst3937
    @theairmechanalyst3937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Artosis doesn't understand simple math. I guess he would also yell at a coin for landing heads 4 times in a row when the odds are only 50%

    • @VieneLea
      @VieneLea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can observe that whenever he misses too much when shooting at high ground

    • @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514
      @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's fair to be mad about those odds tho

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Streaks happen. That's reality. Gamblers fallacy is very easy to fall for.

    • @hugodelphan8638
      @hugodelphan8638 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The odds of a coin landing head 4 time IN A ROW is 6% not 50%

  • @stewartcole8879
    @stewartcole8879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    awww ive never seen artosis besides his casting and he always seems like hes having a great time. I never knew he was so angry. hopefully he just has fun playing sometimes whether hes winning or losing.

    • @Honyakusha
      @Honyakusha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well it seems you only saw funtosis, now glimpse to our beloved saltosis.

    • @theeraphatsunthornwit6266
      @theeraphatsunthornwit6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, this is his mad identical twin😅

  • @DjDana0
    @DjDana0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Artosis makes new accounts all the time. Upset when opponent does the same of course

  • @Stan_S_Stanman
    @Stan_S_Stanman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Let me get this straight...
    He doesn't like playing vs Protoss or Zerg. But when he gets Terran he complains as well?
    How should a match go in order for Artosis to enjoy playing it?

    • @videogameyuno8231
      @videogameyuno8231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he cries about Random as well.
      So there's that.

    • @matteofontana_
      @matteofontana_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      because he trained tvz. and tvt is stupid

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think Artosis would enjoy playing only against a clone of himself. And even then it'd still be questionable.

    • @Bluuders
      @Bluuders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@manolgeorgiev9664 No, he'd complain about himself (opponent) turtling all the time and having bad timings.

  • @soldier22881
    @soldier22881 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i like the keyboard it looks really cool

  • @PepperDoom
    @PepperDoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope the brown brew donos come in next video... Yesterday was a brown brew stream #BrownBrew #BrownBrewCrew #BrownNight

  • @iamLI3
    @iamLI3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i've watched so many of these that my dream last night literally made a custom game that i watched artosis play and get mad at just like how they are done in these videos X"D .....

  • @hughtitchener6478
    @hughtitchener6478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How did he lose that first game? Far out he had like 7 bases to 4.

  • @scorpiom8053
    @scorpiom8053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one was hilarious.

  • @lunatik3395
    @lunatik3395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Artosis If you expect your opponent to play only one certain way and one certain build or you immediately mentally collapse… then no offense but you’re playing the wronggg game homie

  • @IricForset
    @IricForset ปีที่แล้ว

    3 firebats for lots? n00b here. What's the harm in making a few

  • @henriquegaby3538
    @henriquegaby3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did the protoss player just pushed with a simple army and win? I didn't understand how he lost the last match.

  • @llllllllllllllIIlIllIIllIIIIll
    @llllllllllllllIIlIllIIllIIIIll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love u thank u

  • @somecooney5304
    @somecooney5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    aglet, haha! thats awesome.

  • @kabukijo3148
    @kabukijo3148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crytosis

  • @LounoirRecords
    @LounoirRecords 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    most often his brain didn't make
    the amount of rage all the time is absurd, how can you be this angry about a game? like a little child

  • @bluegreen8650
    @bluegreen8650 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    artybros...

  • @theeraphatsunthornwit6266
    @theeraphatsunthornwit6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Baby is crying darling 😟
    Shaaat upppp...I am working i am working 😡

  • @imdunes
    @imdunes ปีที่แล้ว

    Does arty know he is rages and blames dumb shit or not, i honestly cant tell.

  • @matteofontana_
    @matteofontana_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh youre back

  • @jackpowell8155
    @jackpowell8155 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Category 5 baby rage 😂 perfect description of the 🤡

  • @josenavia4306
    @josenavia4306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flash would have won

  • @dimad6502
    @dimad6502 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣 he cant play agains nothing and nobody 😂😂

  • @jmoneyentertainment
    @jmoneyentertainment ปีที่แล้ว

    We love your channel Artosis!!! 😂😂😂 you’re hilarious!! Always make my day

  • @maximad5997
    @maximad5997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First

  • @KpAp4
    @KpAp4 ปีที่แล้ว

    wonder if he's ever going to realize that he's just awful at the game