I almost feel bad for laughing, but the officer funeral clip might be the most unintentionally funny moment from any game ever. I hope it makes its way into other videos.
@@cobriobri2139 wdym it wouldn't be legal? What law states you can't record a funeral? Do you know the cost of that type of funeral? There's no way they had that budget. They filmed a real funeral
@キイキイ that's more of a moral reason, not a legal reason. The film industry has no morality, and legally they are entitled to film a funeral. People have done much worse things than filming a funeral to save some money. I understand where you're coming from, but do you think some low budget film corporation would avoid filming an actual funeral because it's "not the right thing to do :/ " ?
@キイキイ There is a Tort for Publication of Private Facts. But this game would probably be protected because it would be seen as valuable for educating the public.
>"Officer, the suspect is in the next room, if you open that door you will be shot!" >"Pup! The L.A.S.H. is not a toy! You'll confine your comments to the situation at hand!" >Officer opens door and gets shot >Jerma gets a dishonourable discharge for not helping his fellow officer
Slicing the pie is a technique for clearing a room without going inside by looking inside a doorway and clearing the left and right by standing back a bit and getting a wide peak inside the room.
Grandma gets shot behind curtain, it shows blood and the body. Grandma gets shot in the open, cuts to black, someone shouts "Hold Your Fire." Only in the 90's.
New operator: Gestapo Granny A fugitive of the Nuremberg Trials, this former SS Officer possesses a top-secret Nazi teleported that allows her to blink up to 20 feet away, including through solid objects
Slice a Pie, is a combat movement procedure to check corners, windows and doors are safe. If the combatant is facing a door or a window that hasnt been inspected, he will do a Slice a Pie, wich consists in carefully moving from the combatants side of the door to the other side, and while the combatant is moving it will perform with its weapon a movement that will go up and down, up and down, until the door/window has been confirmed to be safe, this movement resembles as if the combatant is "cutting a pie" hence the name.
Grandma Lucy just couldn't cope after Grandpa was killed by Demon-Lord Zeraxos, and subsequently reanimated as Demon Grandpa; dying once more, by heart attack.
Headlines this week read "Teleporting old lady with gun kills ENTIRE police force - recently transferred dwarf first to die."
Kills entire police force by accident
This comment legitimately made me laugh out loud for a good 5 to 10 seconds. I can't remember the last time this happened.
Good for her
Compact police officer
I’m crying omg
That poor dude's police funeral is now featured in a shitty FMV game forever.
Thats exactly how I'd want it though
@@nejinaji you must be joking.
@@jacksonashmolean1035 hell no I'd sign a waiver in a second
@@nejinaji Nah... You're joking
@@jacksonashmolean1035 gimme the pen
I almost feel bad for laughing, but the officer funeral clip might be the most unintentionally funny moment from any game ever. I hope it makes its way into other videos.
@@cobriobri2139 It's probably footage from an actual funeral
@@cobriobri2139 wdym it wouldn't be legal? What law states you can't record a funeral? Do you know the cost of that type of funeral? There's no way they had that budget. They filmed a real funeral
I hope they add this into Ready or Not lmfao
@キイキイ that's more of a moral reason, not a legal reason. The film industry has no morality, and legally they are entitled to film a funeral. People have done much worse things than filming a funeral to save some money. I understand where you're coming from, but do you think some low budget film corporation would avoid filming an actual funeral because it's "not the right thing to do :/ " ?
@キイキイ There is a Tort for Publication of Private Facts. But this game would probably be protected because it would be seen as valuable for educating the public.
I seriously though Granny was gonna blow herself up when she went up and hugged the guy.
That's part of the Iraq DLC
Some random grandmother in North Hollywood jumping at the police screaming DEATH TO AMERICA
Brokkr -1
LOL I lost it when he was like "She's under the bed" and then it cuts to her standing behind them.
"Nothin personnel dear"
SHE'S FAST!
DiegoAlanTorres69 she didnt say that
NANI?!?!
"Right behind you..." -the Shpee
TL:DW ;
*BANG* *BANG*
*Scottish Bagpipes*
Untied Status Marin Crops This is the new Denz is a talented swordsman
It's not even the sound of the actual bagpipes, it's like some awful bagpipe-midi.
Scottish bagpipes. Not to be confused with the equally popular Italian bagpipes.
F
*BANG BANG*
Scottish Bagpipes is a talented bottle, stay where you are and put it back in the holster!
>"Officer, the suspect is in the next room, if you open that door you will be shot!"
>"Pup! The L.A.S.H. is not a toy! You'll confine your comments to the situation at hand!"
>Officer opens door and gets shot
>Jerma gets a dishonourable discharge for not helping his fellow officer
This is like GTA police officer AI, I'm baffled this actually happened.
2:44
Everyone is currently sitting down
"Alright everyone take a seat."
th-cam.com/video/x2jnbaNfkso/w-d-xo.html
you stupid haha
*Bagpipes intensify*
*BE APART OF SOIL.*
DAT WAS A WEEE BAHG PIPES
Ze Medic lol 😂
The pipes... the pipes are caaaaallliiinnngggg....
amaaaaaaZIIIIIING GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Lucy Was a talented gunfighter.
John wick 3 pre-production footage.
Yes, granny shoots 25 bullets in a row with a revolver
Go! Git outta my house!!
WAS
@@ShamanAlchemist
Servered
Boy, I sure do love 2ndJerma
He's much better than that Jerma guy who never uploads.
NintendoInABox Yeah screw that guy, I hear he's a little on the short side too
you know that hes said that this will be his main channel instead of the other one
NintendoInABox can you believe there's ~400k jerma subs that aren't witnessing this magic?
Nah, 3rdJerma makes me love way more than those both combined.
I hear 985thJerma's pretty good too.
Slicing the pie is a technique for clearing a room without going inside by looking inside a doorway and clearing the left and right by standing back a bit and getting a wide peak inside the room.
This actually makes more sense than a swat officer holding a slice of apple pie during a raid
@@broniran9997 but what if the swatties gat a bit nippish?
lol, every fps gamer knows this technique, but not the name.
If you've played fps games for more then casually then you will understand
*insert Check those corners joke here*
@@TP-rs5zl bideo gam mak me like rael soldur?
One little old lady with a gun versus an entire squad of highly trained SWAT Officers. Who will win?
Aidan Buford One quick lady boi
Old lady
bagpipe makers
The old lady and her sidekick: bad game design
A slice of pie.
Honestly the bagpipes are like a punchline.
I feel like the devs HAD to know they'd be funny
"PUP, THE LASH IS NOT A TOY"-officer man guy.
My dominatrix tells me this all the time. I do it on purpose, though.
officer man guy
synthetic lucky...
everyone where i live is a goddamn sub =/
SUSPECT "pup the lash is not a toy"
Sounds like my ex boyfriend
The fact that Jerma legitimately thought he was holding a slice of pie is mind boggling
He didn't it's called making a joke.
to be fair, i have never in my life heard the term "slice the pie" in a non-literal context before
@@utoobisgarbage5210 it wasn't a joke
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 necrocomment. Also it was a joke dipshit.
@Jordan Simeone What the fuck are you even talking about? I wasn't joking at all asshole.
Grandma gets shot behind curtain, it shows blood and the body.
Grandma gets shot in the open, cuts to black, someone shouts "Hold Your Fire."
Only in the 90's.
Tall Dorf lack of funds, im guessing they ran out of time or money to do the death scene
Go and tell your friends that granny's got a gun!
"No, I don't have a gun"
Kudos to you if you know where that's from
Hey, did you hear about THAT GUY? I heard there was a GUY out there.
We're NOT sharing!
"He's playing us, man. His gun ain't got no bullets left."
*Shoots gun and kills somebody*
"HE'S GOT A GUN!"
Why don't you go tell your friends that "the guy's" gonna be around for a long fucking time!
Granny's like:
**teleports behind you**
Nothin' personnel, kiddo.
You misspelt your’e
@@extrnalsorce4974 You wrote that as an answer to my comment.
(Should've just posted it as a normal comment.)
Jonny McJones yes
Let's be real, if some granny started running at a SWAT officer with her arms up, even if her goal is a hug, she's getting lit up.
(Carl Griffensteed's Grandmother teaching him to aim down sights) - circa 2017 (live video feed)
If I hear "Amazing Grace" performed on bagpipes one more time I'm going to lose my shit!!!
Bbbwwwweeeiigghhhjjj.....naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I absolutely die every time the bagpipes start up.
Just like that police officer.
man, the new operators for Rainbow Six Siege look great.
New operator: Gestapo Granny
A fugitive of the Nuremberg Trials, this former SS Officer possesses a top-secret Nazi teleported that allows her to blink up to 20 feet away, including through solid objects
Denz is a talented BRRRRAAAA BRAAAA BRRRAAAAAAAA BRAAA BRAA BRAAAAA BRA
This is still one of the most underrated old jerma videos. It’s up there with the 700,000 games and New Vegas streams
The bagpipes get me every time xD
A S L I C E O F P I E
Was that actual footage of someone's funeral?
That's a good question. I wonder what it would cost to act out a fake military funeral.
yes, spock died for our sins
Yeah that's what I was wondering, too.
My guess is it was. The amount of money it would cost to act something like that out would be pretty impractical.
@SFC3 KHAAAAN!
Lucy for the next jerma rumble
lol funny thing is she actually was i think.
They really put some detail into granny's shotgunned head in that curtain shot
*Bagpipes intensifies*
This video game made me realize “will you let us help you” is something that should be said more often in a police situation or something
in reality it goes more like 5:33
@@thewisenoodle1116 in reality it goes more like 0:28
Bang
bang
She shot me down
Bang
bang
I hit the ground
Bang
bang
What a awful sound
Bang
bang
My *g R A n N y* shot me down
HELL SPOON underrated comment
*teleports behind u*
"That's sweet honey"
Press F to pay respects.
F
U
You're doing it wrong.
Man in Tidy Whities F
F
5:47 when u have enough of you granny cookies
ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST
Those bagpipes man, I hope they will now play everytime Jerma dies in any game
I have bad news for you
5:12 *the star trek pipes were perfect*
hard to believe this led to SWAT 4 and eventually Ready or Not.
I like how no one in this comment section would even think that the ‘funeral’ could infact be stock footage or a drill
Rainbow Six: Grandma
(*BANG BANG*)
(Cut to bagpipe guy)
I swear, I laughed every time...
Slice a Pie, is a combat movement procedure to check corners, windows and doors are safe. If the combatant is facing a door or a window that hasnt been inspected, he will do a Slice a Pie, wich consists in carefully moving from the combatants side of the door to the other side, and while the combatant is moving it will perform with its weapon a movement that will go up and down, up and down, until the door/window has been confirmed to be safe, this movement resembles as if the combatant is "cutting a pie" hence the name.
**teleports behind you**
"Nothing personal, kid."
the house with granny in the walls
5:30 most satisfying part of the entire video
Grandma Lucy just couldn't cope after Grandpa was killed by Demon-Lord Zeraxos, and subsequently reanimated as Demon Grandpa; dying once more, by heart attack.
OH GRANNY MISSED THAT ONE TRY ANOTHER
The bagpipes just got funnier every time.
All that training. All that technology. All that preparation. All that weaponry.
Still it ends in bagpipes.
Jerma's greatest foe yet: a 64 year old lady
Whoever edited this video REALLY added to the humor. Great stuff
"Everyone take a seat"
>everyone is already sitting
I remember this from when I was a kid. I could not get past this level. The granny kept shooting me everywhere and I quit haha >__
i love when you cant tell if jerma is laughing really hard or saying nothing at all
I remember watching this shit live. It was so dumb I love it
The star trek fueneral made me laugh a lot harder than I probably should have
The way it just immediately cuts to the bagpipes is so funny.
Slice of pie is a doorway/window tactic where you slowly cover the window/door at an angle without fully exposing yourself
remember that movie th13teen ghost's? this house is 13 Grandma's
Did they really use an officers funereal as their death screen?
Shit, I just realized that some poor bastard's funeral was filmed and put in this game
Or it wasn't a real funeral, who knows
Conner No way they would have the budget to fake a military funeral
I mean like maybe they used stock footage or something
4:53 I like how he transitions to rat voice
It's grandpa voice actually
Who wins: highly trained swat team with high powered weaponry and armor vs. shooty meema
4:02 *OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU*
I'm fucking crying
*NANI?*
"wait, what?"
*_AAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATA_*
disgusting weebs
Bagpipe guy for Jerma Rumble. Make it happen.
Giving granny the smoke after she came out killed me
d e n z i s a t a l e n t e d s w o r d s m e n
Q bag pipes.
Denz is a talented SWAT operative, who never let his Mp5 jam in a fight.
7.62 x39mm but the operative isnt denz? i thought denz was a swordsman or something, everyone says he is a swordsman for some reason
+I don't get it.
*_[Bagpipes intensify]_*
7.62 x39mm you missed that one, try again
"This old lady's packin'"
Now go and tell your friends, grannys got a gun.
The way it INSTANTLY cuts to bagpipes is honestly the funniest thing in ANY video game
that fucking bagpipe isn't going to leave my head for decades
Denz is a talented agent who had never let the elderly best him in a raid.
*THAT'S RIGHT, TELL YOUR FRIENDS! GRANNY'S GOT A GUN!*
Holy shit her deer-in-headlights look when he pulled the gun on her at the end was actually perfect
Was the Officers name seriously Handcock.
*Handcock*
Hancock
John Handcock was a big historical figure, though.
hancock you fucktard
Yes, it was.
Lt. Handcock, likes being greeted with a vigorous handshake.
How have you never heard the name Hancock before?
Jerma is a talented SWAT member, who has never let old ladies best him in a fight
I was laughing my ass off the whole 30 minutes the Granny teleported and killed everyone, I know the death scene by heart now.
The fucking bagpipes made this game 10x funnier
"She ran out and hugged him, but when I go over there she shoots the shit outta me."
Turns out Granny is afraid of midgets.
The bagpipes sound must be a meme
Local police shot dead like 30 times by teleporting grandpa as he couldn't stop holding a slice of pie to pull out his arsenal.
Imagine the coroner when he arrives on the scene and sees a corpse of a grandmother who's head was blown off by a fucking shotgun.
Remember, men, if he's a midget it does not make him any more dangerous than a normal sized person
"DO I HAVE TO KILL GRANNY?"
Knowing this game didn't have a budget and that they bought real footage of funeral made me wheeze so hard.
♩♫ Lucy in the hoooooouse with haaaandguns ♫♩
I was walking down the street the other day and I was so close to stepping on something before I heard a tiny shout.
Then I realized it was just jerma
When your early but your video won't stop buffering
"Lucy, this is the police" Shotgun to the face!
SUSPECT
PUP THE LASH IS NOT A TOY
*officer dies*
Denz was a talented bagpiper
*Don't tell your friends that granny's got a gun*
"Jerma! Why did you do that!?"
"You told me to take out the granny."
Here Lies Officer Jeremy Harrington, gunned down viciously by a 60-year-old granny.
_Lucy is a talented Granny_
This old woman's packin'
The repeated bagpipe bit made me laugh so hard I started to cry.
The granny with a gun is back and this time she has got her gun skill to hitman level