I have an experience with this game that must be shared.. I was wandering around, just being an asshole for fun, when I saw a parked cop car with a cop still in it. I wanted him out of the car, so I flashed my badge at him, he didn't respond. So I started hitting the car.. He didn't do anything. So I shot at the car. He did nothing. So then I shot AT HIM in the car, still nothing.. Finally, I threw him out of the car, and he just starts casually walking away. As he's walking away, out of the alley, I go into bullet-time and shoot him in the head, and I swear to god, next thing he does, while he's still walking while the cloud of blood appears over his head, is click his radio and say "Gonna need to send someone down here to clean up this mess..", half a second before he actually died. He never shot me, he never warned me, and he even smoothly called an ambulance for his own corpse right before he died. This one goes out to you, the coolest cop in the world.
gremiln's 3 has been sadly cancelled after a mad man ran into the studio screaming that he didn't get the part, he then unleashed several crates of rats out onto the set. "they ate everything," says Alice Cooper who was preparing for his role as 'famous guy that dies' #4 "they even ate my hair! i'm bald now, i'm pretty sure he taught them to do that." no one could get a good look at whoever that insane man was, all we know as of late is that he was too compact to climb into an average size car. he had to climb into a small 'clownish' Toyota to make his escape. police are still on the look out for this weirdo.
I'm glad to know that Jerma had an extremely successful acting career when he was just a man in his 20s, co-starring in what is arguably the magnum opus of film making, Gremlins 2.
>is New York really this dirty? Yes >are these directions telling me where to go? Nearly every street in NYC is a one way and it's telling you which direction they are... which seems like a trivial detail in a video game where you're gonna drive and completely disregard all traffic laws
If I remember correctly isn't there segments where it actually wants you to follow normal driving laws? I think it was this on but I could be wrong. All I remember is I hated it.
Officer Jex would go on to lead a great career as a Congressman and Razer products shill. He earned millions promoting that octopus game that one time.
5:53 *Officer Jerma, now enraged and confused began gunning down and beating civilians nearby after being pepper sprayed by a woman and gets into a fight with a woman before crashing into a car and dying.*
Jerma: "I'm trying to be a good police officer for crying out loud" *Wiggles the bike as he drives off *GETS HIS BY A CAR AND GETS FUCKING YEETED* That part absolutely broke me
@@RingTeam I didn't know when that had happened, and I didn't know when this video was uploaded so I didn't put 2 and 2 together, thanks for explaining
Me: Coming back to Jerma to see how much he's changed from his tf2 days *" I figured out who I look like... you've seen Gremlins 2?"* Me: He hasn't changed one bit.
This is one of those games where the entire feeling of it can be succinctly summed up with the sound of a man screaming at the top of his lungs in abject fear and confusion for several hours.
Can't believe he brought up gremlins 2 in the first twenty seconds and then did a whole bit based around it. This man has a little wrinkle in his brain made purely out of gremlins 2 memories fr
Jerma fuckin' surprises me with those intros all the time. If there's one thing I didn't expect a video game streamer to use in an intro, it's probably The Producers.
Legend is Mr.Clamp is one of the first incarnations of Jerma... After being in Gremlins 2 he used his fortune to create clones of himself in order to achieve immortality.
6:39 New York's worst police officer redeems himself by transforming into a surface-to-air missile. (2005, colorized.)
upvoted
That sounds really boring.
"I need a vacation" *walks into pole* "and a man to pay for it" *phases through a window*
"Ok bye"
This is why women are so confusing.
She’s a ghost
10:52
When I read this I was really hoping Jerma was going to be the one who said it
3:35 we can only hope that it was the cop that said “feet don’t fail me now.”
*BOSTONIAN DRIVES THROUGH TRAFFIC AT 9 PM*
*short
Jerma's not tall enough to drive, this can only be a fantasy. He would have to use those box things like midgets use.
Kazerz I do it every day
on a friday night forget it youre better off driving in New York bc those Boston streets are designed like a funhouse mirror
Veggie that’s true
F E E T D O N T F A I L M E N O W
Arms won’t let you down
Wash away the sin
One nation under a groove
Do what you gotta do or do it noww
@@brokenbox3170 go and find yourself another slave
@@brokenbox3170 i need a saga
Imagine being the person who bumped a biker, only to watch him fly 100 ft in the air and then explode.
I would probably uncontrollably burst into laughter
6:42 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life. My throat burns from laughing so hard.
Im pretty sure it was the same for Jerma. xD
The faint *WAIT HWUT?!* sub sound made it better
Welcome to true crime physics 😂. If only more youtubers played this masterpiece glitchfest
I remember when I would die laughing every time I saw that part. I came back to it today hoping to laugh and I'm unable to now ):
I have an experience with this game that must be shared.. I was wandering around, just being an asshole for fun, when I saw a parked cop car with a cop still in it. I wanted him out of the car, so I flashed my badge at him, he didn't respond. So I started hitting the car.. He didn't do anything. So I shot at the car. He did nothing. So then I shot AT HIM in the car, still nothing.. Finally, I threw him out of the car, and he just starts casually walking away. As he's walking away, out of the alley, I go into bullet-time and shoot him in the head, and I swear to god, next thing he does, while he's still walking while the cloud of blood appears over his head, is click his radio and say "Gonna need to send someone down here to clean up this mess..", half a second before he actually died. He never shot me, he never warned me, and he even smoothly called an ambulance for his own corpse right before he died.
This one goes out to you, the coolest cop in the world.
Thank you, this actually made me laugh out loud.
Still funny a year later 😂
real pog
Imagine trying to tell this boring ass story irl
@@GreenEyedDazzler why are you a meanie
gremiln's 3 has been sadly cancelled after a mad man ran into the studio screaming that he didn't get the part, he then unleashed several crates of rats out onto the set.
"they ate everything," says Alice Cooper who was preparing for his role as 'famous guy that dies' #4 "they even ate my hair! i'm bald now, i'm pretty sure he taught them to do that."
no one could get a good look at whoever that insane man was, all we know as of late is that he was too compact to climb into an average size car. he had to climb into a small 'clownish' Toyota to make his escape.
police are still on the look out for this weirdo.
High quality
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*sex weirdo
*IT'S A SERIAL R A P I S T*
*FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW*
*takes off at fucking light speed*
I'm glad to know that Jerma had an extremely successful acting career when he was just a man in his 20s, co-starring in what is arguably the magnum opus of film making, Gremlins 2.
>is New York really this dirty?
Yes
>are these directions telling me where to go?
Nearly every street in NYC is a one way and it's telling you which direction they are... which seems like a trivial detail in a video game where you're gonna drive and completely disregard all traffic laws
If I remember correctly isn't there segments where it actually wants you to follow normal driving laws? I think it was this on but I could be wrong. All I remember is I hated it.
Sim city city: the city
This has to be one of the funniest videos on the channel so far
gremlins 2 character had a respectable career tho
Officer Jex would go on to lead a great career as a Congressman and Razer products shill. He earned millions promoting that octopus game that one time.
15:05 - 15:42 the stupid sound of the cars colliding repeating over and over, the cars and people flying everywhere, i'm crying
Hearing Jerma shout "DON'T KILL, ARREST!" is almost surreal
Finally a follow-up to grab that grotto 5!
5:53
*Officer Jerma, now enraged and confused began gunning down and beating civilians nearby after being pepper sprayed by a woman and gets into a fight with a woman before crashing into a car and dying.*
now enraged and sweating profusely*
* ..fight with a woman before getting lauched into the space
*I’M A GOOD COP!*
@@Heavysweating "into the space"
2 people on a bike means it goes twice as fast
6:39 This is the reason you watch this video!
How the fuck did that even happen xD
WHEEEEEEEEZE
already knew what part of the video this timestamp lead to before I checked
Speak for urself. I'm here for "Put it down! Put it down!! Put him down!"
why does Jerma always seem to find the *void* in games so easily
He just does weird shit
That’s his point of origin
He just knows how to find the best content
Legends tell that if one feeds a jerma after midnight he developes irritable bowel syndrome
and ligma lmao like if you agree
@@h0verman god i wish a comment having too many downvotes still hid it
im so sorry
Irritable contract worker
It's always after midnight
Jerma: "I'm trying to be a good police officer for crying out loud" *Wiggles the bike as he drives off
*GETS HIS BY A CAR AND GETS FUCKING YEETED*
That part absolutely broke me
12:03 "Change da world...my final message...GOODBYE"
“I need a vacation and a man to pay for it.” Proceeds to walk into a wall
"I need a vacation, badly..."
"Yes, you do."
"...and I need a man to pay for it."
"Okay, Bye!"
picked a hell of a time to recommend this to me youtube
why was it a hell of a time? we're you recently arrested at the time this was recommended?
@@StankFrengus I'm pretty sure he was talking about the death of George Floyd and how millions of people reacted to it.
@@RingTeam I didn't know when that had happened, and I didn't know when this video was uploaded so I didn't put 2 and 2 together, thanks for explaining
yawn
*average acab supporter*
End Of Jerma985: Evangelion
Saaa-
Jermangelion
Shpee impact
Me: Coming back to Jerma to see how much he's changed from his tf2 days
*" I figured out who I look like... you've seen Gremlins 2?"*
Me: He hasn't changed one bit.
I actually laughed to the point of tears from this I love jerma
Jex was found dead in his hotel room in Miami
6:40 Ladies and Gentlemen I am proud to present, the human fire work!
Searched up true crime nyc and saw your vids. You earned a sub for making me cry of laughter
9:05 "pff new york police" *runs into a car*
Absolutely golden
Holy shit when that fucking car hits Jerma into space I lost it.
I died when the motocycle flew
So did Jerma lol
11:05 "this guys making fires" *gets lit on fire, proceeds to do nothing about it
Just imagining a cop running around beating people up and killing screaming "ARREST THIS GUY", and "IM ARRESTING YOU" over and over
Guy: I SURRENDU- *gets shot*
Jex: YEAH YA DO
This is one of those games where the entire feeling of it can be succinctly summed up with the sound of a man screaming at the top of his lungs in abject fear and confusion for several hours.
0:36 Speaking of lookalikes, in Vampire the masquerade, there's this generic NPC face recycled throughout the game that resembles Jerma a lot.
I just started playing that a bit ago, it’s fun.
He just reference Gremlins 2 last stream too lmao
he references it all the time lol
They say if you put a jerma in water, he shrinks
jerma is actually working on Gremlins The Third
Jerma is gone till next week so that means we can smoke in chat and he won't notice. Anyone fancy a cig??
Smoking will stunt your growth, it is bad for u
iBasheveryone lol okay u frickin nerd!
I'd prefer to stick cigarettes up my dick
#PasstheBoof
It all comes jumbling down, jumbling down, jumbling down...
This takes me back to Jerma & Ster playing gta 4, good times
*truck horn intensifies*
Can't believe he brought up gremlins 2 in the first twenty seconds and then did a whole bit based around it. This man has a little wrinkle in his brain made purely out of gremlins 2 memories fr
It's not police brutality if he's a serial rapist
actually kind of based moment
"i surrender"
"yeah, you do"
"it's running at times thirty percent speed"
So it's significantly slower than normal...?
i almost threw up at 6:40 oh my god
*Jex is BACK* with more action, drama, and reckless civilian smackdowns
“I need to go a thousand miles into Thomas Jefferson” I swear I love this man😂
6:42 made me cry-laugh.
12:04
"Jerma, I don't feel so good..."
Local police officer beats woman, steals a limo, becomes the universe.
Holy fuck was that outro the Evangelion version? Nice
i fucking screamed
I'm telling my kids this was Cyberpunk 2077.
15:20 was a perfect time to bring back the sneeze joke from that taxi game jerma played. Thoroughly disappointed In u jex
I can’t tell if during the gremlin video jerma was trying to act like the guy, or the gremlin
It's nice to know officer jerma is out there keeping the streets safe from everything but himself
I’d never see the day that Jerma would have an Evangelion reference in one of his videos.... Even if it’s just the ED. Gods be praised
How the hell does a game about a police officer glitch so bad that you end up above the sun and below the moon?
6:41 I'm crying laughing
That is the most exaggerated car crash ever
7:10 you can't tell me that's not Billy Rae Cyrus
6:39
You're welcome
Jerma fuckin' surprises me with those intros all the time.
If there's one thing I didn't expect a video game streamer to use in an intro, it's probably The Producers.
16:50
*IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN*
I surrender!!
*bang*
*"YEAH, YOU DO"*
6:33 the instant karma RIP me
Jerma: “is New York dirty?”
Me a New Yorker: *thinks* wow those streets look so clean 🫣🫠
"Open up or l'll fuck you up!"
-US Police
FEET DONT FAIL ME NOW
*runs away at mach 3*
Honestly the most accurate simulator of police I've ever seen
respect the police
16:50 Jerma returns to the ghost world from GTA.
00:20 That John Glover comparison cuts deep
Legend is Mr.Clamp is one of the first incarnations of Jerma... After being in Gremlins 2 he used his fortune to create clones of himself in order to achieve immortality.
Jerma is a epic gamer
Looks like Jerma committed the True Crime of bad internet
7:01 favorite moment
6:40 holy shit the first time I've seen something on this channel I already saw on stream
Oh shieet, that guy subscribed for 3 months
13:06 holy shit that is so ominous
You waited until the perp surrendered before shooting him. I thought that was the very definition of a good cop!
immediately liked for the Evangelion ending
7:47 yeah you do!
don't mind me, just setting a reminder that the firework is at 6:30 haha
4:04 this person trying to get that insurance money.
People with the height of Jerman shouldn't be allowed to drive motorcycles. They don't reach the pedals of see over the handle
8:05 based cop
Hugh
Hugh
I need a vacation Bradly, and you will pay for it.
/walks through the wall/
Me watching him trying to capture a suspect: How much is this like pokemon?
Sees a fire type.
Yes.
14:38 "You've locked eyes with me, you have to fight me."
This video was so GOOD!
Definitely gonna watch the stream!
*minor dispute* ends up in mass casualties
to be fair jerma, youre slightly more ripped than the guy from Gremlins 2. keep it up, im proud of ya.
Never, EVER, under any circumstances give Jerma a car in a city
7:48
-footage recovered from confrontation between the Jerma Police and an illegal memer.
Ironic he mentions gremlin because he is a gremlin man who thrives on chaos.
8:09 since when videogame police got so realistic?
XD JAHAHAHA
BAHAHAH
shut up
@@rats335YOU SHUT IT RAT MAN!!!
The actor you're talking about also plays in smallville and the first robocop film
Pls resurrect those games, so many memories...
I KNOW THE EVANGELION FLY ME TO THE MOON WHEN I HEAR IT