SNES/64: feel like 200cc Super Circuit: feel like 500cc Double Dash: feel like 300cc DS: feel like 1000cc Wii: feel like 1000cc 7: feel like 500cc 8: feel like 1000cc
Lakitu basically black-flagged Toad for his erratic driving behavior in Super Circuit. For those unaware, when the race officials wave a black flag at your driving behavior in official racing, that means something is critically wrong with your vehicle, driving behavior, or something else, and they're pulling you from the race. There are other flags, such as the checkered flag.
2:26 Even Lakitu is confused as f--. 4:16 R.O.B. as the good friend he is will make you company till the very end. 5:41 Now he wants more time on screen. 8:08 MK8 Lakitu is such a killjoy. 8:31 Funky Kong is so OP even in MK8 that he has teeth able to cause lightnings.
50cc: Pretty standard speed, not too fast but not sluggish 100cc: A little faster but still controllable 150cc: Faster still, a little harder to control now 9999cc: GAAAS GAAAAS GAAAAS GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS
I liked the excite bike one, but Lakitu worries so much about your safety that the height that there is an offsides to how high you go. The glitches and lake skipping was funny too! I wish that the karts had jet packs to direct movement midair like in Pilotwings.
Because it's not actually 9999cc, it's probably something like 300/400 cc. The video is lying (because if you set it to 9999cc, you just get launched into oblivion with a single A press) x)
As funny as it is watching Luigi bumbling and screaming like the loveable idiot he is, it also reminded me just how much I hated MK64 spinning you out just for turning too many times in a row. That was SUPER annoying, I'm glad later games got rid of it. It's just as bad as Brawl's tripping if you ask me.
I can not express how much of an absolute delight it is to see a kart touch a corner every so slightly, then predict which part of the map the game thinks you should fly off to. And when Lakitu in Super Circuit decided to send you flying into the void and just kept going? I almost created a second account just to like the video a second time.
Nice Video, also the 8:00 Mario Kart 8 deluxe clip with Funky Kong going insanely fast looks normal and "totally" not modified to me for how overpowered he is in Mario Kart Wii.
Super Mario Kart 0:00 151 cc Mario Kart 64 0:40 WAHOO! 400 cc Mario Kart Super Circuit 1:56 HIT BLOK 1500 cc Mario Kart Double Dash 2:55 wAu 350 cc Mario Kart DS 4:07 wriEHHH600 cc Mario Kart Wii 5:52 Nya! WAAAAAAAA!!! LIGHT SPEED! Mario Kart 7 6:59 WOW🤩 250 cc Mario Kart 8 7:53 Ho Ho Ho! 400 cc BONUS Funky Lightning Teeth 8:32 C00L cc
SMK: Rubberbanding for players who are terrible at the game MK64: defying the laws of gravity (and friction) MKSC: having very bad internet connection MKDD: when your best friend carries you "all the way" MKDS: when the hacker gives everyone in the server 'noclip' MKWII: speedrunners who think the base game has "no challenge" MK7: nintendo developers testing pre-200cc MK8: playing the game as intended
Seeing the CPUs going so fast in Mario kart DS reminds me of the online days when people do a ton of sneaking and that one other exploit that allows you to keep your rocket start for the entirety of the race
So basically, 2/3 of the handhelds Mario Karts become unplayable, Double Dash becomes less floaty and laggy, most of the console versions just feel like they have just a tad bit more speed, Mario Kart 64 is even more shortcut heavy… And Mario Kart Wii? It’s just another day at the online office! (Minus the item spamming.)
I personally tried 9999 cc in Mario Kart DS before and I can tell you the video seems no where close. It is so fast that even when Lakitu pick you back up, it cannot let go of the car and stuck at the back
SMK: Average F-Zero player 64: Nearly impossible SC: Completely impossible DD: Not bad DS: Completely impossible Wii: Impossible if you're not skilled 7: Good for speedrunners 8 & 8 Deluxe: Crazy OP if you're not careful
SNES: Absolutely dunking on your bro N64: Woahwahwahwahwah GBA: Lakitu is tired of your bulls**t GCN: So fast you run into your own shells DS: Enter the void Wii: Enjoy your homemade ICBM 3DS: Average Mario Kart gameplay Switch: Enjoying the new antigravity mechanic?
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When you're playing 50cc and you go back to 200cc:
Yep!
Bro literally
@@sahaprocks7751theres many reason why you would be playing 50cc on mk8dx
@@sahaprocks7751besides it being for "noob"
@@sahaprocks7751 can't even lose on 50cc either
that stray R.O.B speeding off at 5:41 killed me with how he launched off
4:18 Same here
I just got to the Rob one and I've been dying for half an hour 🤣🤣🤣
Ds was not designed for sanic speeds
@@Iron8127 I'm still fucking dying about it 🤣
"I must go now, my planet needs me"
SNES/64: feel like 200cc
Super Circuit: feel like 500cc
Double Dash: feel like 300cc
DS: feel like 1000cc
Wii: feel like 1000cc
7: feel like 500cc
8: feel like 1000cc
Wii is probably more accurate to actual 9999cc
@@LongJohn48fr
I think 64 is at least 500
@@LongJohn48DS aint too far off
did SNES actually change the cc to 9999 (i really don’t think so it so slow)
4:16 Shy Guy just went: “Forget this.”
5:54 *Team Rocket’s blasting off again!*
Pokemon reference 😂😂
ROB floating by like "Help?"
ROOOOBB!
8:32 This might be one of the best shock dodge i ever seen 😮😄💨 ⚡️
Can’t get hit by lightning when you’re above the clouds
Facts xD
BAM! Shock Dodge!!!
3:21 It's funny how Koopa and Paratroopa were going so fast they crashed into the shell they just threw.
The voices they made-
What the shell!?
Lakitu basically black-flagged Toad for his erratic driving behavior in Super Circuit.
For those unaware, when the race officials wave a black flag at your driving behavior in official racing, that means something is critically wrong with your vehicle, driving behavior, or something else, and they're pulling you from the race. There are other flags, such as the checkered flag.
Yeah, Toad won’t be getting the checkered flag anytime soon with that kind of driving. Super Circuit is also my favorite Mario Kart game.
2:26 Even Lakitu is confused as f--.
4:16 R.O.B. as the good friend he is will make you company till the very end.
5:41 Now he wants more time on screen.
8:08 MK8 Lakitu is such a killjoy.
8:31 Funky Kong is so OP even in MK8 that he has teeth able to cause lightnings.
Hmmm yes mario kart 64 physics
Lol
I'd agree on that
I'll drink on that.
F-Zero fans:*Hyperventilating*
L.O.L
As an F-Zero fan myself, I'm used to it at this point. 😆😆😆😆😆
Maan look 😒
😂😂😂
YOU GOT THE BOOST POWER
The Mario Kart 8 footage does a good job of showing how much of a killjoy Lakitu is in that game compared to the earlier games.
"Halt. You're having a bit too much fun."
@@14bj337 "You're getting in the way of my game."
"Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."
-F Zero players, probably...
Pretty much. 😆
50cc: Pretty standard speed, not too fast but not sluggish
100cc: A little faster but still controllable
150cc: Faster still, a little harder to control now
9999cc: GAAAS GAAAAS GAAAAS GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS
I liked the excite bike one, but Lakitu worries so much about your safety that the height that there is an offsides to how high you go. The glitches and lake skipping was funny too! I wish that the karts had jet packs to direct movement midair like in Pilotwings.
4:51 sounds like a dying electric shaver
"you won't ever catch me when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE" .plankton.
nice reference
“I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.”
"HI YAAH!" - Plankton *making his Go Kart accelerating at Maximum Overdrive*
@@marlinjohnson9347I’m pretty sure you already have the turbo.
Quick assertion!
I love when in Mario Kart 64 Luigi just goes oh woah woah woah woah
Yes he does
2:26 Lakitu: That does it, Toad! You've been going out of bounds too much!
For that, I'm throwing you out of this race! You're disqualified! 😠
1:27 best part
4:21 I love how R.O.B just slowly passes by whilst also falling in the void
8:31 LIGHTNING CLUTCH 😆
BAM! Shock Dodge!!!!!
Bam! Shock Dodge!!!
I like how Mario Kart 7 is the most tame one out of the rest.
I always thought mario kart 7 felt slow and clunky. In my opinion, the game looks much more playable sped up like that.
Bruh, in ctgp 7 9999cc is killing how it is in mkwii, so idk what mode this guy is using, but there's a better one right there
Because it's not actually 9999cc, it's probably something like 300/400 cc. The video is lying (because if you set it to 9999cc, you just get launched into oblivion with a single A press) x)
Double Dash looks pretty playable too.
As funny as it is watching Luigi bumbling and screaming like the loveable idiot he is, it also reminded me just how much I hated MK64 spinning you out just for turning too many times in a row. That was SUPER annoying, I'm glad later games got rid of it. It's just as bad as Brawl's tripping if you ask me.
Except that Brawl's tripping has a chance of 1%
I can not express how much of an absolute delight it is to see a kart touch a corner every so slightly, then predict which part of the map the game thinks you should fly off to. And when Lakitu in Super Circuit decided to send you flying into the void and just kept going? I almost created a second account just to like the video a second time.
4:16 Bro entered the void 😂
With R.O.B. too 😭
8:20 Funky Kong: YOU AINT CATCHING ME REDSHELL!
What if mario kart 64 have real car crash physics 0:52
Yeah
Nice Video, also the 8:00 Mario Kart 8 deluxe clip with Funky Kong going insanely fast looks normal and "totally" not modified to me for how overpowered he is in Mario Kart Wii.
8:10
Lakitu: NUH UH YOU AINT GETTING HIGH ENOUGH
Something I didn't notice is that Lakitu visibly takes your coins with his fishing rod, which means we are paying to take us back on the track
5:50 Me on the last day of school:
Super Mario Kart 0:00 151 cc
Mario Kart 64 0:40 WAHOO! 400 cc
Mario Kart Super Circuit 1:56 HIT BLOK 1500 cc
Mario Kart Double Dash 2:55 wAu 350 cc
Mario Kart DS 4:07 wriEHHH600 cc
Mario Kart Wii 5:52 Nya! WAAAAAAAA!!! LIGHT SPEED!
Mario Kart 7 6:59 WOW🤩 250 cc
Mario Kart 8 7:53 Ho Ho Ho! 400 cc
BONUS Funky Lightning Teeth 8:32 C00L cc
1:57 Modding being a pure example of comedy gold. 🙏😂
Worlds greatest excitebike arena footage of all time:
SMK: Rubberbanding for players who are terrible at the game
MK64: defying the laws of gravity (and friction)
MKSC: having very bad internet connection
MKDD: when your best friend carries you "all the way"
MKDS: when the hacker gives everyone in the server 'noclip'
MKWII: speedrunners who think the base game has "no challenge"
MK7: nintendo developers testing pre-200cc
MK8: playing the game as intended
This is what driving for the first time really feels like😅
As a guy who's doing driving school,i agree that's true
We need janky Mario Kart 64 physics back tbh
Yo that shock dodge on MK8 deluxe was hilarious. Clean vid btw, funny to see the many nostalgic childhood games with insane speed. Loved this tbh. 😂
Seeing the CPUs going so fast in Mario kart DS reminds me of the online days when people do a ton of sneaking and that one other exploit that allows you to keep your rocket start for the entirety of the race
How do you do it?
@@ELLO7922I wish I can link you something because I don't know how to do it I know that it exists
Wow 9999cc mode would be incredible in mario kart games
I miss Super Mario Kart so much, it was my childhood!
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oh... 6:45
8:32 That’s one way to dodge lightning, Pheromosa!
So this is what Maximum Overdrive is
If they DID get the turbo.
Hiyah!
4:40 being a download play character didn’t realise until then
F-Zero players: Awww, how cute.
The Lakitu did not approve of MK8D 9999CC Funky Kong’s shenanigans.
7:41 LIGHTNING STRIKE
If I Played this in Mario Kart 7 And/Or 8/8 Deluxe, I'd have to be SO FOCUSED!
2:18 Jesus????? 😱
Nah, that's his car
Being able to drive off-road without losing too much speed and outrunning the red shells makes me smile. Can you also outrun blue shells as well?
Mario Kart 64, Super Circuit and DS... go home, you're all drunk! 😂
Mario Kart Wii is where it started, and that’s why these speed mods are so cool
THE SHOCK DODGE UN EXCITEBIKE WAS SO PERFECT
I'm not entirely sure what happened with mk64 or mkDS
4:22 ホラー映画『ロボット』
So basically, 2/3 of the handhelds Mario Karts become unplayable, Double Dash becomes less floaty and laggy, most of the console versions just feel like they have just a tad bit more speed, Mario Kart 64 is even more shortcut heavy…
And Mario Kart Wii? It’s just another day at the online office! (Minus the item spamming.)
Mario kart 64 at 9999cc ❌
CPU average speed when in first place ✅
The red shell trying to chase you:
My guy, chill. It's supposed to be the other way around. You slow, I fast.
I like the fact that in Super Circuit, you go so fast you end up skipping the river like a pebble
There's something satisfying about zooming across the mini-map.
They one of fastest Mario Kart Grand Prix In History!
“Lightspeed is too slow! We’re gonna have to go to…ludicrous speed!”
Ludicrous Speed!?
Some of these are actually really cool
Everyone: I Can't Stop It!
I never knew Wiggler turned angry red when hit by lightning, that's a neat detail
I like how Luigi moves very fast at the title of the track
MK 8 Lakitu really said; Funky’s getting too excited on excite bike.
What code/mod did you use for Mario Kart DS? DM me if you can.
Honestly I love Mario kart racing serie and my favorite are DS Wii 3DS and 8 deluxe with Booster Course Pass
I personally tried 9999 cc in Mario Kart DS before and I can tell you the video seems no where close. It is so fast that even when Lakitu pick you back up, it cannot let go of the car and stuck at the back
7:03 anyone else notice that DK is using the modded blue tires here? I did! ^^
No.
MK7 9999cc (probably more like 500 due to console limitations) is the best: fast speeds, good acceleraton and awesome handling. You made it look easy!
0:55 SECRET ITEM BOX?!!!!!
That Toad on GBA thought he was a pilot from titanfall 2 lol-
1:06 no tricks for you 64 sorry…
I love how in MK8DX, you can simply hop over the mud puddles lmao
bro left CC back in 92, bro has a 1k Horsepower V12 strapped to the Karts
Ending Music:Punch Out Wii Disco Kid Intro Theme
5:51 AND THEN THERE'S FUNKY
He's dead.
1:25 this part got me rolling for NO REASON WHATSOEVER-
Lakitu just disqualified you from lakeside park lol
Mario Kart 64: **physics have left the chat**
They can't rubber band you now 😂
0:26 YOOOOOOOO HE ORBITED
Ngl the sm64 version seems like the biggest fun they should have included that 9999cc mode as a hidden cheat race or something
0:54 luigi was goin so fast that he pulled out a shortcut
awowowowowowowowow mammamiaaaaaaaa
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Bro it was just one swig of beer I can still drive"
Now this is Kart racing!- baby Wario
Mario and Luigi drive just like me going through rush hour traffic lol wooohoooo!
4:17 Shy Guy floated so far in space till the point he saw a satellite (ROB)
Did anyone else notice that the version of 7 he was playing was NOT vanilla at all? There was a timer for the Super Leaf and he got a Fake Item Box
It's ctgp 7
arent we gonna talk that this dude dodged a shock by accident on Excitebike Arena MK8DX
In Mario Kart 8 (2014-2023)
In Mario Kart Double Dash! (2003)
I guess so
SMK: Average F-Zero player
64: Nearly impossible
SC: Completely impossible
DD: Not bad
DS: Completely impossible
Wii: Impossible if you're not skilled
7: Good for speedrunners
8 & 8 Deluxe: Crazy OP if you're not careful
Just play F-Zero
You Do That, We’ll Play This
Exactly. Like imagine making a racing game that was designed to be slow...fast. 😂😂😂😂😂
this was the first time i found out mk8d has a vertical death zone
That poor ramp in Mario Kart 7 never got the chance to come up when it normally comes up in the 2nd and 3rd laps to allow some gliding
SNES: Absolutely dunking on your bro
N64: Woahwahwahwahwah
GBA: Lakitu is tired of your bulls**t
GCN: So fast you run into your own shells
DS: Enter the void
Wii: Enjoy your homemade ICBM
3DS: Average Mario Kart gameplay
Switch: Enjoying the new antigravity mechanic?