The proper way to clench your pipe (please watch past the 1 1/2 minute mark)

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  • This video teaches the viewer the correct way to clench and hold their pipe while smoking

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  • @Thelonelyscavenger
    @Thelonelyscavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I put the bowl in my mouth when I smoke

    • @mirrorinsideout
      @mirrorinsideout ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smoke a cigarette by lighting the filter end first

    • @anarchistponcho8689
      @anarchistponcho8689 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern "It's a 911 Porsche; hot bit goes in the back".

    • @WILDWILLXD
      @WILDWILLXD ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The french method 👍🏼

    • @panzfaust9812
      @panzfaust9812 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like englishman with felt microphone when drunk

    • @chuckypanado2269
      @chuckypanado2269 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      top gear, I think season 10 episode 2

  • @wgnLhxtoj
    @wgnLhxtoj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The bob ross of pipes, fantastic :)

    • @XwhiteHat
      @XwhiteHat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      happy little puffs!

    • @BluGiant14
      @BluGiant14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao. Too true

    • @pimwig
      @pimwig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that is an amazingly accurate observation.

  • @kurtmoss6094
    @kurtmoss6094 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I am an amateur pipemaker. As such when some purchases from me I always include a hand written letter of gratitude, at the end I always include a list of tobacco outlets local and online, I also include the name Muttonchop Piper as a vast pool of knowledge. This man is so intelligent and a pleasure to watch and listen to.
    Thank you sir for the many years and many videos you have given us.
    God Bless my friend.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You are most welcome my friend.

    • @TempoTronica
      @TempoTronica 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do you have a link to an online storefront?

  • @kc8767
    @kc8767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I put the bit in one of my nostrils and snort the smoke. That’s how real pipe smokers do it. ☠️💀. Jus kiddin

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      kc8767 - If you can put the pipe up to your ear and draw smoke, then you will be a real pipe smoker, lol. Lol. 😃😃😃

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @WilliamRepsher
      @WilliamRepsher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤡

    • @kc8767
      @kc8767 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MuttnchopPiper ❤️❤️❤️

  • @johnferguson3026
    @johnferguson3026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You had me going for about 15 seconds. The Oscar goes to MCP! Very important info. Clinching a heavy pipe fatigues my jaw. And they can slip and fall out of your mouth and hit the ground. Full bent pipes are easier to clinch than straight pipes for you beginners. Thanks MCP! I always clinch on the Right. Guess I am a natural. Hope you are well!

    • @barry155
      @barry155 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same, omg

  • @thomasford3170
    @thomasford3170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You are working far too hard to relax." Couldn't have heard wiser words today.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomas Ford - Thank you my friend. 👍👍👍

  • @Hugoazul77
    @Hugoazul77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    My friend you made me laugh 😂 so bad on this video that my stomach hurts ahhhh God. Thanks awesome video👍

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Victor Sepulveda - you're welcome my friend. 👍👍👍

  • @IBadmagicI
    @IBadmagicI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I started with pipes only about 10 years ago, one of (in my opinion) first mistakes was joining a bunch of online forums looking for FAQ's etc, the snobbery among some, not all, but some in the communities such as the type you're mocking made me ignore pretty much all online communities till now. Glad to see this channel and others like it. 👍

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's pretty much all online "communities" for hobbies to me. All the gatekeeping generally pushes me to avoid them.

  • @zachtaylor8433
    @zachtaylor8433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I almost closed your video and unsubscribed when you were talking about your not a true pipe smoker if you dont clench this way then you said bubkiss and I was very relieved.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zachary Taylor - that's why I wanted you to watch past the 1 1/2 minute mark, I'm glad you watched the whole video, and didn't unsubscribe, I don't want any club member to quit the club. 👍👍👍

    • @Colonizer75
      @Colonizer75 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here lol

    • @peimanenato
      @peimanenato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lool

    • @TheHelado36
      @TheHelado36 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zach Taylor me too!

  • @davidthompson1622
    @davidthompson1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Excellent, I haven’t got enough teeth left.....you had me going for a while , I recently started pipe smoking after a forty year gap , and I subscribed to your channel , and I’m learning lots.....the videos on advanced breathing method were great, I mix that method with gentle sipping puffs, and I’m loving my re found pleasure in pipe smoking.... thank you , from Devon, England 🤙

  • @JackDanielsGrandIllusionist
    @JackDanielsGrandIllusionist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Just dropping in to say coming from a new comer who has just placed an order for my very first cob, I have learnt so much from your videos and knowledge you have shared. Thank you!!! Just got to find my first tobacco now. Thanks again for sharing your wisdom sir.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jack Daniels - you're so very welcome my friend, you're about to embark on fantastic journey, have fun, and I'll be here if you need any further help. 👍👍👍

    • @IMKINDOFABIGDEAL13
      @IMKINDOFABIGDEAL13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New pipe smoker. My favorite so far is the moonshine pipes XXX blend. Its very affordable bulk on pipes and cigars. I got 2 ounces and it was about 7 bucks

    • @DerpLvIAsian
      @DerpLvIAsian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New pipe smoker. i ordered a relatively cheap starter kit with a pipe (it didnt say what kind, but i know its briarwood by the grain at least), a pipetool, some filters and cleaning tools. My first tobacco is Mac Baren Classic Amber. If anyone has any tobacco recommendations for new pipe smokers, please share.

    • @daddydothang8635
      @daddydothang8635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DerpLvIAsian Plum Pudding, Seattle Pipe Company

  • @normanwreath725
    @normanwreath725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like how you cover some many factors about pipe smoking. Some people have that "ALL OR NOTHING" mentality, but you provide a great deal of comfort to us beginners. You don't look around the room waiting to criticize someone. Instead you show the upmost respect and support for your fellow piper. Sometimes I'm in the mood to use the breathing technique and other times I'm in the mood to puff like a steam engine. Thanks again and I look forward to watching more videos.

  • @antoniomarquez6630
    @antoniomarquez6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I laughed real hard when I saw your video, I have watched most of your videos and have learned so much with the information that you have given. I have been a pipe smoker for a few years now and knew very little about different pipes and different varieties of tobaccos that are available. Your videos have been so informative and the knowledge that your have passed on to us new and old pipers is greatly appreciated. Thank you and I look forward to continue viewing your videos.

  • @backwoodscountryboy1600
    @backwoodscountryboy1600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is my first week in learning to smoke a pipe, I found this video hilarious at first, you had me rolling on the floor laughing.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jimmie Rhoden - Thank you my friend. 👍👍👍

  • @quintonyager7992
    @quintonyager7992 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I know it's years old but still holds true today. I'm a clencher so I can relate with not having a pipe too long or heavy for my comfort. The toothaches are nothing to mess with. Great vid!

  • @christianblade2052
    @christianblade2052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I smoke my pipe the way I want to. I dip my pipe into the pouch or tin to fill it and I clench my pipe alternating it on both sides of my mouth during the smoke. I also don't worry if I have to light my pipe more than once. As you said, it's not relaxing if it's too much like work when you smoke you're pipe.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And because you smoke the pipe the way you want to, then you're doing it right. 😃😃😃👍

  • @DennisMadison
    @DennisMadison 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just discovered your series last week when looking for videos to help my friend start pipe smoking.
    I wish I found you sooner! This video sums up how I feel and your delivery was awesome!

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dennis Madison - thank you my friend, I hope you and your friend find my videos useful. 👍👍👍

  • @georgestaneluis5020
    @georgestaneluis5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I sincerely hope youve made it through 2020. ANNNNNND I hope you make more videos. It's not only the content, its your personality. The way you carry yourself. Plus you're very informative. Thank you! Make more videos please. Even on the same topics just newer or diff thoughts. We would all watch, I guarantee it.

  • @quentinrox2663
    @quentinrox2663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Brand new pipe smoker here, and would like to thank you for your videos. Learning a lot thanks to folks like you. Done about a half dozen smokes so far, and my after work smoke today was my most successful and most enjoyable. Please keep up the exceptional videos!

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will my friend, and your success is why I do these videos, it pleases me to know that my effort is doing some good. 😃😃😃👍

  • @theclevelandsteamer9504
    @theclevelandsteamer9504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Do you use bots to gain subs? You are the most popular Indi- Pipe smoker right now. You have my nomination for Indi-rookie of the year. Good for you and great tips!

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thank you for saying that, and no, I don't even know what bots are. I think I have found a nitch in the TH-cam pipe community, (YTPC). I try to get to the point of my videos right away, I try to keep it short, and I try my hardest to be myself (who you see in my videos, is who you get in person). And most of all I try and treat all the people who subscribe to my channel like they are my friend, because in my mind they are, I also try and answer every comment, and help out where I can. 😃😃😃👍

    • @tootzy-the-roll
      @tootzy-the-roll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has an army of pipe smoking robots.

  • @Radical_Rat_Dad
    @Radical_Rat_Dad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    great video and attitude towards potential criticism, I just wish there was a pipe smoker locally passionate enough to berrate other smokers

  • @yeeeehaaawbuddy
    @yeeeehaaawbuddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So.... are you saying DON'T smoke the pipe thru your nose?

  • @alexmcgregor7082
    @alexmcgregor7082 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i switch sides depending on which way the wind is blowing.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have problem teeth on my left side, so I primarily smoke on my right. 😃😃😃👍

    • @Mohdat82
      @Mohdat82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just like me :D :D :D

    • @LordQueezle
      @LordQueezle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a lefty I naturally started smoking on my left side. Now it feels funny on the right. However, if I hold the pipe in my hand I tend to smoke a little more in the front.

  • @darrellynbarrett1077
    @darrellynbarrett1077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved this video you made me Lol! I am so glad you brought this subject to the forefront because for me as a female pipe smoker i am already feeling somewhat self-conscious. I know now that I can smoke my pipe the way its comfortable for me and how to deal with meddling, judging, interfering busybodies. Thank you Muttonchop!

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darrellyn Barrett - I don’t listen to any criticism, or judging, or comments about anything I do in my life, I’ll take guidance if I don’t know something, or if someone has a better way of doing something, but other then that.... it’s funny how some people know best how you should live your life, the best person to figure that out is you. 👍👍👍

  • @WilHenDavis
    @WilHenDavis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video! Many thanks for sharing your wisdom! …so many lessons to be learned, and not only about pipe-smoking, but also lessons which can be applied to life itself! Keep up the good work, @Muttonchop Piper! You rock!

  • @Knosferatu
    @Knosferatu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:15 holy shit...THAT is a thing of beauty.

  • @ollewahlroos7680
    @ollewahlroos7680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It dosen't matter how you clinch your pipe...if somebody's seriously saying which way is the only way to clinch a pipe....that person can't be right minded. Pleasant clip and as always cool & dry smokes mate.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I totally agree, thanks for watching. 😃😃👍

  • @drohegda
    @drohegda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mutttnchop Piper You had me hook ,line,and sinker for a minute, Honestly.i though i never heard that and i guess you know better than me. Ha. Thanks my Friend very instructive.thank you.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why I wanted people to watch past the minute a a half mark, didn't want you to think I had gone crazy or something lol 😃😃😃👍

  • @oscaraguayo4423
    @oscaraguayo4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @Muttnchop Piper, thank you for this video. I am considering going into pipe smoking and your videos are the kind of kind, thoughtful guide I need. Thank you for the work you've taken upon yourself to spread good, useful information about pipe smoking! You have a new fan :)

  • @TacticalTupperware
    @TacticalTupperware 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Looking to get into pipe smoking and have watched about 10 of your videos. Thanks for all the information and content!!!

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TacticalTupperware - You bet my friend, might I suggest, I have a group of videos called Just the Basics, that you can watch that will teach you how to smoke a pipe from packing to cleaning. Pay close attention to how to smoke a pipe using the Breathe Method, this way of smoking a pipe prevents a lot of problems new pipe smokers tend to suffer through. 👍👍👍

  • @Mantooth1000
    @Mantooth1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol love the videos. You crack me up.

  • @TheHelado36
    @TheHelado36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This videos are giving me the confidence to start smoking pipe. I am crazy to start !

  • @craigfindlater1054
    @craigfindlater1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are literally the most helpful I've found so far. As a beginner pipe smoker, I've found that your tone and delivery is easy to follow and enjoy. Thank you so much! 👍👍👍

  • @battlebornredneck3778
    @battlebornredneck3778 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of the best advice I’ve ever had about the topic! Thank you for your time.

  • @themancalledhondo
    @themancalledhondo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You're not really a pipe smoker." HA. I was thinking this morning how great your videos are because while you speak with the wisdom the comes from long experience, you also admit your mistakes, take and experiment with the advice of others, and always remind us that at the end of it all this is your opinion, and that you're not dictating anything.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jonathan Clark - there you go, you have just explained in a few sentences, what I wanted to covey through my videos, I'm just glad it is coming through that way. Thank you my friend. 👍👍👍

  • @TH-xo4zx
    @TH-xo4zx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your satire/sarcasm is peak. Just like my grandpa, i guess it comes with pipe smoking

  • @jeffsmith50001
    @jeffsmith50001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Muttonchop, if you can't smoke an upside down pipe you will never be a Hells Angel, even though you look like Lemmy. Happy piping mate.
    Oh, just won an oak smokers cabinet with ceramic jar/humidor. 2 dovetail drawers. Holes for 6 pipes. 40 quid. Over the moon John!.
    Bevaled glass door brass furniture.

  • @steve34416
    @steve34416 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unfortunately there are as many "Pipe Snobs" as "Expert" wine Snobs!!!!

  • @planexshifter
    @planexshifter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Instructions unclear, put stem into my eye.
    Dr. Said I was smoking it wrong but I feel pretty relaxed right now, thanks to those pain meds.

  • @AHappyBachelor
    @AHappyBachelor หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great video Muttnchop! Watched you a bit here and there through the years and I'm glad to see you're still doing your thing. Keep it up man, we gotta edumicate the newbies! 👍🏻

  • @shofarsogood7504
    @shofarsogood7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kinda ironic I considered smoking while cutting the grass. Kinda enjoyable. I appreciate the humor though haha

  • @josephfavoredbygod1361
    @josephfavoredbygod1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Being precise and even suggesting there's a right and a wrong way to get mouth/lip cancers...I find smoking tips laughable...

  • @zethrasgorgoth3145
    @zethrasgorgoth3145 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't quite like to clench my pipe with my teeth, i'm more of a "hand holder" so to speak 😂 I like the feeling of holding the thing in my hand, it gives me more of the relaxing feeling I'm looking for (and if counts for anything, it gives me a cooler vibe, but that's beyond the subject I think). As for the smoking itself....well, I like to keep my middle. ring and pinky fingers bent with the pipe resting on the middle finger itself. Index usually "hugs" the body while thumb rests on the "bending" of the pipe if you know what I mean. I also like to usually keep the mouthpiece between my lips, on the left angle of my mouth, lightly clenching with my teeth and gently "sucking" smoke until I feel the flavor on my tongue, then slowly exhaling it

  • @akranyum5846
    @akranyum5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wanna be full honest in this one comment. I'm a pretty young chap , I'm 23 years of age... But regardless of my young age i feel like i should share this just as an example ,out of respect for the words of this man. I'm paranoid. I started having a really hard time sleeping ever since i was 8 years old. I don't like surprises , good or bad, i like to map out my life and follow everything according to plan. That has led me to a path of spending a lot of hours (or days) without sleep, but still having the need to rest my mind and bones without compromising the normal course of my life. I am sharing this because this man said something which i believe to be extremely important and should not go unnoticed , which is the reason for smoking pipe , that being relaxation and contemplation of thought. If i were to spend my nights of smoke and thoughts worrying about the way i smoke being the correct one or not, that would have seriously affected my whole sense of being as a person, both physically and psychologically, in a negative way.
    You should really only focus on your own satisfaction with yourselves and your actions, gentlemen. That is all i wish to say. Cheers, and thank you for the video.

  • @Strakos0
    @Strakos0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I KNEW HE WAS JOKING, THIS TIME *GREATLY*
    MAN YOUR SERIOUSNESS ADDED TO THE JOKE HUGE BALLS
    This was flawless, I slowly started to realize that you could not changed by one video

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strakos0 - that’s why I wanted people to watch past the 1 1/2 minuet Mark, thanks for watching my friend. 👍👍👍👍

  • @marksheridan9063
    @marksheridan9063 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good day Sir.
    I am really enjoying g your videos. Please keep them coming.
    God bless and have a great week.

  • @antoinepaul78
    @antoinepaul78 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I use breath method but if I have a great tobacco, my puffs are longer and quicker. I love those flavors. Plum pudding anyone? This is the baseline level of comparison. Anyone have another good one for me to try?

  • @sohamroy9665
    @sohamroy9665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you sir!.. From India... You are so lovely, friendly and amusing.

  • @thesmoovepiper4356
    @thesmoovepiper4356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Muttnchop Piper hello my friend you made me laugh when u talked about the warden pipes looks like an elephant trunk lol you are funny I love your sence of humour I agree with you about the clinging some pipe are heavier than others I hold mine in my hand and to the right side of my mouth also thanks for the pipe lesson as always great video my friend happy smoking :)

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Pete, but that's what it feels like sometimes.lol 😄😄👍

  • @Petox20x
    @Petox20x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:27 In the best Mic Jagger impression I can muster: But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same pipe 'baccy as me! LOL.

  • @testtickles8755
    @testtickles8755 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like my pipe on the left if I'm clenching, on the right if I'm holding. Good video as always Mr Mutton. Keep em comin.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Stone - thank you for your comment my friend. 👍👍👍

    • @alejvalencia1553
      @alejvalencia1553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. Clench left. Up and down on the right. It’s been a while since I smoked. Used to enjoy it before the kids.

  • @stefanoresta
    @stefanoresta ปีที่แล้ว

    Ones i read about the fact that during the WW1, some soldiers in the trenches use to smoke the little cigars with the brace inside the mouth, because of the snipers.Dont know if it was true, but i love those little ways to smoke differently .You make the joke of the pipe upsidedown, but my grandfather ones told me that here in Italy, many people smoked with the pipe upsidedown to be able to smoke under a light rain. You are right, veryone should be feel free to smoke as they prefer! Greetings from italy!

  • @jrhguitarbassdrums
    @jrhguitarbassdrums 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You scared me there at first. I clench it on the LEFT side of my mouth. And the reason why, in my living room the airflow blows from my right side, so clenching on the right side of my face blows the smoke in my face. So i naturally just place it on my left side. So just out of habit at this point, even when im outside, i always clench on my left side. So i guess thats the way it is for me

  • @JonFD
    @JonFD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video! You're like the sage advice giving, pipe smoking uncle I never had! I myself can't clench for more than a minute or two because I start to salivate like crazy. Drooling into your pipe doesn't make for a pleasant smoking experience. Keep up the good work, bud!

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks JonFD, when I first started smoking a pipe I was like that, but over the years, or just old age it's lessened a bit to where it is not a problem. Thanks for viewing my videos from your uncle muttnchop lol 😃😃👍

  • @adammada5193
    @adammada5193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only time I've ever seen anyone smoke a pipe upside down was whenever they were working or fishing in heavy rain. Me included LOL but if I go out fishing on the ocean I usually use a billiard because it's a straight stem

  • @markkirkland561
    @markkirkland561 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to clench when I was younger. Severely damaged vulcanite stems now I have upper and lower dentures and can’t clench. Since I cannot smoke at work I just hold the pipe in my hand when I smoke at home.

  • @davetuttle9701
    @davetuttle9701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good one, you got me.

  • @AWOLPortland
    @AWOLPortland 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perhaps a better title would be "Factors that affect clenching", after rewatching the video several times, I have still not heard where you explain how to clench the pipe. Good advice on mouth heath and weight though.

  • @bluefrog8670
    @bluefrog8670 ปีที่แล้ว

    Muttonchop has the right attitude about this. Whatever works for you. Personally I tend to hold my pipe with my left hand and thus hold it in the left side of my mouth when I need both hands for something, like as I type this. I dont want to leave teeth marks on my stem though and don't care for the soft bits, so I hold it my lips, or at least keep my lips in between my teeth and my stem. It looks just fine, and frankly I wouldn't care if it didn't.

  • @robertorey3767
    @robertorey3767 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    New to pipe smoking. Why does my pipe keep going off?? What I’m I doing wrong?? Thanks

  • @OldZean
    @OldZean 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I got a filling on my right side that does not agree with clenching. So I clench left even tho I smoke right handed. I never even considered that I could be doing something wrong. Thanks for the laugh at the beginning!

  • @nvdawahyaify
    @nvdawahyaify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I clench my pipe on the left side of my mouth where my canine tooth would be, but i don't have the tooth on the left side. I can't find a comfortable way to hold it on the right side. But holding it upside down in the front of my mouth is surprisingly comfortable.

  • @jeffmays3608
    @jeffmays3608 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Haha, i almost skipped this video listening to the first minute. Glad i stayed. I only clench on the left side if i need both hands for a moment, otherwise i set it down. I have had people tell me different but there not me so i don't care.

  • @SquaresToOvals
    @SquaresToOvals 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a minute in and I just know there's going to be a wonderful punchline coming.

  • @jarethebear
    @jarethebear 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Instructions unclear. I now have a bowl of cereal upside down in front of my face.

  • @deneco4
    @deneco4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this channel. So glad I found it. Just started pipes to ween off cigs. Great!!!

  • @tadeuskozlovski7286
    @tadeuskozlovski7286 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Each your dialog with us is perfect. Thanks.

  • @Photon_Collector
    @Photon_Collector 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Personally, I'm a fan of the "fuck off and mind your own business" method.

  • @joshuabaca6257
    @joshuabaca6257 ปีที่แล้ว

    Find it hard to clench when I smoke, but I would like to get better at it so I have my hands free sometimes. Maybe I need those soft bits?

  • @jonhandel3317
    @jonhandel3317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 320 is my favorite Savinelli shape, and I have several of them, including a Punto Oro 320K that although lovely weighs in at nearly 90 grams. Because I'm a clencher, I no longer purchase any pipe that weighs over 50 grams. The Savinelli 321 is perfect. It has that beautiful 320 shape, but it is smaller, and the two I have eacg weigh about 40 grams.

  • @coltkienitz4296
    @coltkienitz4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do what ever you feel is right, I really don't use my teeth so I use my hands to hold my pipe. I do have teeth but it doesn't feel comfortable

  • @MadEvolver
    @MadEvolver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do the numbers of the pipes that you demonstrated indicate the weight... Or is there any way to know the weight of a pipe when shopping online?

  • @bikkies
    @bikkies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Excellent as always. I have poor dentition with many missing teeth (medical reasons) so as I have grown into the pipe world, I'm increasingly finding that I clench less and hold more. When I'm driving I have to be handsfree so it's a cheap cob and I chew the merry hell out of it. When at home, holding the bowl encourages me to clench with my lips if at all, keep the teeth away. Benefits: gentler draw, encourages sipping, encourages me to take the pipe away periodically rather than constantly chuffing on it, causes less damage by chewing on the bits of increasingly expensive pipes - and, holding it helps me keep a check on whether it is getting too warm. Clenching by its nature makes my jaws tense up, makes me on edge, makes me have to grip something. No, I'm doing this so I can relax, not get all edgy.
    So like you suggest, each piper needs to find their zone, but for me it is about pacing myself and holding by hand rather than teeth. If I have to do more relights because I forgot, then perhaps that is a sign I'm relaxing!

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Graham - Kudos to you my friend, your dedication to Pipe smoking is awesome, with all the mouth problems you have, but can still work around them to smoke a pipe, True dedication. 👍👍👍

    • @bikkies
      @bikkies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muttnchop Piper very kind, thank you, I'm learning from the master.

  • @josejh-eb8st
    @josejh-eb8st 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I use the left side of my face bc I'm left handed I almost asked why it was the right side until I watched further 😂😂

  • @thekittenfreakify
    @thekittenfreakify ปีที่แล้ว

    ...that's why I keep this private just to enjoy it my self. People like to tell you what to do too much.

  • @thelowmein9143
    @thelowmein9143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've grown to love the pipe bits. The rubber things you put on pipe stems. I hated them at first but I've grown to like them, they keep teeth marks off of my stems when I do clench, and keep oxidation at bay.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Lowmein - you might want to check out a video I did called "An alternative to Softy Bits" could give you another way to go when it comes to protecting your stems. 😃😃😃

  • @hrafnagu9243
    @hrafnagu9243 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My issue is that I tend to salivate a lot around the stem and it just gets uncomfortable. So i just always hold my pipe

  • @edwardmarcus7288
    @edwardmarcus7288 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the nose twitch a tick? Not implying anything, except for i have ticks and that looked like one.

  • @DarthP4nda
    @DarthP4nda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂 pipe upside down*** “if that’s relaxing for you” To each his own!

  • @flitdek
    @flitdek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it My friend, I got a good chuckle, sad thing is that there are people out there that really do believe that there is only one way to be a REAL PIPE SMOKER. Thanks for another great video. Brian

  • @DerekMoore82
    @DerekMoore82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm right handed, but I smoke left handed because I got my start smoking cigarettes while driving around with my left arm resting on my rolled down window sill in traffic so I can flick the ash and the butt out the window naturally while my dominant hand works the steering wheel or the gear shifter, rather than smoking right handed/steering left handed and having to reach over across my body and over or under my steering arm to ash the cigarette. And if I'm drawing a picture or doing any kind of work, it's gonna be with my right hand so my left hand takes the cigarette/cigar/pipe when necessary. Also, I prefer to work lighters and matches with my dominant right hand which puts the cigarette/cigar/pipe handling in my non dominant left hand.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derek Moore - that's good my friend, I am also right handed, but in my case I clench on my right side, and hold the pipe with my right hand, the left hand only comes into play when I hold the pipe to light it. Thanks for your comment my friend. 👍👍👍

  • @malthus101
    @malthus101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I identify as a Toucan and have a very large beak; how do you advise I clench my pipe? 🤔

  • @barefoofDr
    @barefoofDr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As I've gotten older I like a lighter pipe and as you I tend to hold the heaver ones. In fact my teeth are worn down on the right side.

  • @tfljmartis7681
    @tfljmartis7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you don't smoke the pipe with your ears, you aren't a real pipe smoker

  • @altarik
    @altarik 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why clinch a pipe anyway? Is there any reason for us new pipe smoker why we need to clinch the pipe as we smoke with it?

  • @Vault97
    @Vault97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone not too long ago came up to me when I was smoking my churchwarden and told me I was smoking it wrong, said I have to relight it after every puff and I just thought whaaaa? I said to him pretty sure that’s bongs mate because my pipe doesn’t go out after one puff 😂

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Clark - Yeeeeaaaa, I don’t know what planet that guy was from, but wherever it is, they don’t know how to smoke churchwarden’s. 👍👍👍

    • @Vault97
      @Vault97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muttnchop Piper it wasn’t only the church warden though, he kept telling me that’s how you’re supposed to smoke all pipes and when I asked him if he smoked a pipe he said no and that he doesn’t need to in order to know how you should smoke one, I just said to him whatever mate you’re talking shite 😂 now if he were a pipe smoker I would’ve been like okaaay that’s weird but good luck with that.

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Clark - have you noticed, there is always someone who has no idea how to do a thing, but tries to tell you you’re doing it wrong....unbelievable. 😖😖😖

    • @Vault97
      @Vault97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muttnchop Piper, yes it seems people fabricate false assumptions on subjects of which they have no knowledge in an attempt to make themselves seem more intelligent and all knowing, but it seems to rather make them appear as arrogant and feeble minded instead. 😂

  • @bryanteel3046
    @bryanteel3046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I clench to the left hold with left hand. Reajust with my right hand

  • @freemankallel6826
    @freemankallel6826 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you especially for the last advice!

  • @mattmackay76
    @mattmackay76 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great videos.. I appreciate you sharing..

  • @jwhippet8313
    @jwhippet8313 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I look like I have rabies after 2 mins of clenching a pipe.

  • @jeffreylewison
    @jeffreylewison 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I clinch on the left side because I have better teeth there. The stem fits well on that side.

  • @wills242
    @wills242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like clenching my pipe is slowly moving one of my front teeth

  • @SarahFlowers57
    @SarahFlowers57 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made me wonder what the world's heaviest pipe is, lol.

  • @alexanderspear7332
    @alexanderspear7332 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joke's on you, I love cutting the grass

  • @Bigslam1993
    @Bigslam1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you smoke a pipe, you're a pipe smoker. Nuff said.

  • @maxwellmortimermontoure7274
    @maxwellmortimermontoure7274 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I knew I’d like you when i saw your facial hair.

  • @mushroomleg
    @mushroomleg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Should out to the natural sunlight ambience shining thru.

  • @ramsesosirus
    @ramsesosirus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I now prefer the front teeth, upside down method. Haha

  • @NomDeTube
    @NomDeTube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonderful video! So far I have yet to get a talking to from anyone about "the right way", in person at least. Good advise on not shouting poppycock, besides, I much prefer "up your nose with a rubber hose". ;)

    • @MuttnchopPiper
      @MuttnchopPiper  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know your dating yourself, I haven't heard that term in years. Thanks for viewing my videos.😃😃👍

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poppycock! Bupkus! Flim flam!
    😆