Backlash Over Trump's Jerusalem Embassy Move | The Daily Show

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  • @wonderman8085
    @wonderman8085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    Let's be honest America was one sided the whole time.

    • @andrewlyon4495
      @andrewlyon4495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, but at least we were not wearing the cav's jersey.

    • @lovelyscorp79
      @lovelyscorp79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WonderMan 80 well yeah. We've kinda been besties with Israel for awhile now. Are you the only one who didnt know that?

    • @lovelyscorp79
      @lovelyscorp79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      MAKAVELIxxCODExRED Why? All to occupy an area of land called gaza? What am I missing here? How does anyone have a right to kill anyone whenever they want for nothing? Especially on land that doesnt belong to them.

    • @lovelyscorp79
      @lovelyscorp79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lala lova Britain gave gaza to Egypt....I actually looked this up. Im kinda proud I could sit thru it all without getting pissed. All these poor people dead for what? Land? That's just not okay. Fight for your life or the life if your family not land.....better yet join Israel and tell Britain you wont be regelated to some small ass sand lot left to fight for scraps. Fuck that!!!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only because they invented the uzi.and we were at least tactful about it.

  • @rosem6604
    @rosem6604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    "you know what a billion dollar is?" - neither do you, DJT. And as an Israeli I have to tell all of you - not everyone is happy about any of this because some of us actually care about a 2-state peace solution, human rights everywhere and not having a wannabe-dictator as our ally

    • @elnasisimo
      @elnasisimo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I respect that

    • @virenvs905
      @virenvs905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You are one of the good ones

    • @Fizord89
      @Fizord89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If only there were more like you ;(

    • @84solmaz
      @84solmaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Marcia Baxter i am scared by the time you guys wanna vote him out he kills thousands of us.

    • @abdisaleh3501
      @abdisaleh3501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rose M Neu You talk about Trump being a wannabe-dictator when Nayenyahu himself has brought about the extermination of thousands of Palestinian civilians and children and the countless number of missiles dropped in Gaza periodically and the economic and literal blockade placed upon them so that they die slowly there. These actions no matter how you look at it are terrorist actions and state terrorism at its finest. Sniping protesters wanting to get back to the homes they were kicked out of is a new low but tbh not new for the Jews in Palestine at all.

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Remember back in 2016 when he promised that the US will be a neutral ground in regards to the Israeli's and the Palestinians?
    He literally contradicted his promise.

    • @ladonnabrock8613
      @ladonnabrock8613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Dante Crailman Gee, there's a surprise.

    • @williepurdom9253
      @williepurdom9253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dante Crailman, He lied.

    • @ericmorton6452
      @ericmorton6452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dante Crailman to be fair he literally contradicted himself in the next sentence by saying he was pro-Israel 😂

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Twitler doesn't believe in promises. His "promises" are just ways to get opponents to shut the fuck up, and minions to scream his name and faint at his very words. Twitler has no idea what TRUTH is - to him, truth is whatever gives him the maximum advantage at any given moment. He's a lunatic, a narcissistic moron, and a Russian patsy. HOW THE FUCK DID AMERICA GET HERE???????

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      + Serai3:
      Personally I would say it started with the inability or unwillingness to talk about uncomfortable things on a national level and reach a conclusive consensus, allowing large groups to spin their own narrative and create their own bubbles. If you don't know what I mean get a school textbook on history from New York and one form Texas and compare the section "Civil War".
      People have been increasingly living in their own little worlds because those are so much more comfortable. Remember how Conservatives refer to the US as "the greatest country on earth"? That was barely true in the 60s and it has become less and less true since then. But people are still believing those lies, not only because the do not want to go out and find out for themselves, but because they care more about the comfort of the lie, reinforcing what they already believe.
      Or in short: the thought greatness was somehow their birthright, so they stopped earning it. Meanwhile the rest of the world did neither.

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    This is the same guy who said, "we didn't know how hard healthcare would be".... but peace in the middle east? A piece of cake!

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      James Burgess Lmao. This comment makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time. His stupidity has a direct body count now.

    • @elvampiro89
      @elvampiro89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wake up and smell the ANTICHRIST America!!!

    • @francesgaia4649
      @francesgaia4649 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Bullock
      Eric, and the Fascist!
      See: refusefascism.org.

    • @JSythe
      @JSythe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James Burgess he actually said, “Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.” But same point.

    • @dandy3082
      @dandy3082 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you are saying that supporting Israel is a bad thing?

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    The problem is that previous Presidents who supported Israel at least demanded that it needed to give SOMETHING up in order to make Peace with Palestine. By moving the Embassy and shifting blame away from the Gaza murders, Trump has essentially pardoned Netanyahu of any blame so long as he and Evangelicals can fulfill some disturbing Messiah prophecy

    • @ItRemindMeOfHome
      @ItRemindMeOfHome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ben Wasserman, I'm conflicted. On one hand, this is a geopolitical and humanitarian nightmare. But, on the other, if the world ends, Trump won't be President anymore

    • @brownpower9229
      @brownpower9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The prophecy that the devil will rise to power through politics?

    • @rayb4615
      @rayb4615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We....he did get something, a futbol team named after him and all these giant thank you signs. I wonder if the declassified papers years from now will show something more than building up his ego.

    • @josephharb5780
      @josephharb5780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ray B he also got a coin

    • @ItRemindMeOfHome
      @ItRemindMeOfHome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      BrownPower92, Evangelicals believe that that the final battle between Jesus and the Anti-Christ will come when the Jews rebuild the Temple of Solomon, which they need full control of Jerusalem to do.

  • @andrelousada
    @andrelousada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    VERY SAD!!!! If a foreigner went to the states and caused so many deaths people would call him a terrorist!

  • @akmal94ibrahim
    @akmal94ibrahim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Either it's a lie or Trump just admitted to not reading before signing stuff.
    And he's a president, this ain't like agreeing to some terms & conditions.

    • @ericclarke68
      @ericclarke68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing, I mean who does that, I'll answer my own question, 45

  • @neeneko
    @neeneko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Sad thing is, this actually could have been a really good move. If it had been done as a pair, moving the US Embassy to Israel AND establishing a US Embassy to Palestine, both in Jerusalem, that probably would have shaken things up in a good way.
    Unfortunately I suspect Trump and his advisors are stuck in the 'if you just bloody your opponent's nose enough, they will give up and submit', which pretty much never works. So the US backs Israel even further in the hopes that it will finally crush arab hope and bring them submissively to the barging table for whatever scraps Israel feels like giving them.

    • @alexisrivera200xable
      @alexisrivera200xable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If only Trump bothered to briefly read up on the history behind this conflict he would have known that this move will only steel Palestinian's resolve, leading to more conflict not less. He probably couldn't care less though he has no skin in the game at all, at the end of the day the blood spilled is not his own and he scored political points with Israel.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      neeneko
      That, and/or pandering to his ultra-right-wing evangelical voters who believe America recognizing Israel’s undisputed sovereignty over Jerusalem is one step closer to fulfilling biblical prophecy (or at least their interpretation thereof) leading to the Second Coming of Christ. I smell a whiff of cynicism with letting the Middle East (and, worst-case scenario, the whole world) smolder in war and wait for God to come down and pull a Deus ex Machina.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because everyone involved is an asshole and has done enough shit in the past so nobody could be trusted.
      A neutral third party could theoretically act as a buffer, but none would be crazy enough to actually do it.

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, there could be a 2 or even 3 state solution, but you would have to get the current political leadership of Israel to agree to it, and they are pretty firm on a single state with Jerusalem as their unified capital. Even when talking about a 2 state solution they tend to draw maps that put all the natural resources, agricultural sites, and water availability in their hands, as well as controlling all the territory between arab settlements. One of the big reasons the two state solution keeps breaking down is it leaves Israel in defacto economic and military control of the land, even if Palestinians technically 'own' it.
      But getting back to the original question.. converting Jerusalem into a city state would be an interesting solution, but the people who currently control the city and their backers (both the US and Russia) are not interested in that resolution. The only way it could happen is if some other came in, conquered the whole region, resettled people, then repartitioned it from scratch.

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cyrus Jed Binauhan
      Which is weird because another large faction of his ultra hard right supporters believe “The Jews” are controlling everything.
      I wonder how many will end up feeling forced to pick a side.

  • @orlyyyy1
    @orlyyyy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! It is only right-wing Israelies who are for this move, we here on the left knew this would cause problems, and we don't like one-sided moves (or Trump).

  • @dank6617
    @dank6617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wise people so full of doubts.” - Bertrand Russel

  • @madhonib
    @madhonib 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Oh Shit, they figured out how to pander to his ego... we are screwed...

    • @xw6968
      @xw6968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mad honeybee depending on where your from.. but i would be happy to see him go there. More easy to control.

    • @LisaLisa-rl3pm
      @LisaLisa-rl3pm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mad honeybee yup

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe we should name an Arctic iceberg after him, and then he'll take global warming seriously enough to preserve our planet (his namesake)

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, the US has the best politicians money can buy. Leave it to others to elect the other sort....

    • @Afr0Thund3r
      @Afr0Thund3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "We Jews have always owned Trump, just like every other politician in your shitty country." What is a Jewish person anymore anyways? lol. You guys got hijacked by the Russians, over two thirds of the Jewish people on this planet aren't Jews. Then you'll turn around and try to shit on Palestine, hilarious.

  • @saraparker3221
    @saraparker3221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Watching Donald Trump speak gives me a stomach ache

    • @passedjudgements4729
      @passedjudgements4729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sara Parker I feel like I had a stroke every time he has a speech

    • @Samuel-xf5qz
      @Samuel-xf5qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Usually you listen to people speak so that could be the reason

  • @AdrianBrown
    @AdrianBrown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Bruh.
    He's literally becoming Baldwin's caricature of him...

  • @sarabeth9877
    @sarabeth9877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Wow, he knows how to spell his name!

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doubtless he's got it pasted on his blotter so he can copy it whenever he has to sign anything.

    • @virgochic8415
      @virgochic8415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I did get nervous when he started spelling. I felt disaster was looming.

    • @donnasmith6037
      @donnasmith6037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sara Beth actually no , it’s Drumph.

    • @Fulgrim88
      @Fulgrim88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And he's proud of that, apparently.
      You have a fat, old 2nd grader for a president, folks. Congratulations

    • @lizprice8783
      @lizprice8783 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The most impressive thing about him, lol

  • @swissyouth
    @swissyouth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Who disliked this video 1 minute after it was uploaded?? You didn't have time to see it! I just protest-liked this video.

    • @jennylee9278
      @jennylee9278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Some trolls start early. Why waste his precious trolling time.

    • @christopherwoodbury7520
      @christopherwoodbury7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the bots that dump likes onto videos to make some folks videos seem hotter than they are. They randomly distribute a number of dislikes as well to throw off you tube's detection algorithms.

    • @antonalm7689
      @antonalm7689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      people in general like/disslike videso before they've watched everything. As you said, you liked it before you were done. On the other hand, in america everything is a war and requires a protest with 24/7 media coverage.

    • @swissyouth
      @swissyouth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I happened to click on the video only seconds after it was uploaded, there were only 8 views and already 1 dislike

  • @ShyFly1000
    @ShyFly1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is tragic and unnecessary. Jerusalem needs to be under neutral control protection. Jews and Israelis specifically need to treat all citizens equal. I understand the need for us to have a place to call home and be safe. I know why the land was returned to us but we have a moral responsibility to treat all people equal and the Laws in Israel do not do this. Its unfortunate that I cannot fully side with my people on this issue. As a us citizen I think our international message should be one that fully supports separation of church and state. The only way the atrocities of religions will ever stop is if we get religion out of governments once and for all.

    • @princessbuttercup8954
      @princessbuttercup8954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shiloh Friend 👏👏👏👏

    • @lozensfire
      @lozensfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow ,say it loud,Shiloh of the Truthspeakers!

    • @rabiaabuhajar8960
      @rabiaabuhajar8960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shiloh Friend I’m sorry ,you understand the need to have a place to call home !!plz there is no middle here imagine someone comes to ur house saying we need home ,kills you and ur children let’s see how you “understanding “ you’d be

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "Mr. President, if you move the US Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, people are going to die."
    "Yes, but it's Jerusalem. It's the proper capitol of Israel."
    "But people are going to die."
    "But it's the proper capitol."
    "So you want people to die?"
    "What I want is to recognize the proper capitol of Israel."
    "But do you want people to _die?"_
    "What I want is to recognize the proper capitol of Israel."
    "Yes. You just said that. But have you heard my response?"
    "What I want is to recognize the proper capitol of Israel."
    "I'm talking to a broken record."

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      A more likely version:
      "But people are going to die."
      "Yes, but only arabs. They don't like me, I don't profit from them in any way and also they are muslims. So who cares?"
      Of course I'm paraphrasing. He would have said it even less eloquent.

    • @ericfartman1663
      @ericfartman1663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lazyperfectionist1 IT NOT PROPER CAPITOL OF ASSRAEL

    • @MazzaAzi
      @MazzaAzi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      less eloquent / how trump would phrase it:
      "But people are going to die."
      "But fuck them . there all terrorists anyway"

    • @omeyehead7436
      @omeyehead7436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The jewish people were removed by both the persian and assyrian empire. To proclaim any of that geography as theirs is a joke. They lost it millenia ago.

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bodies mean nothing if his name gets to be on crap.

  • @al92653
    @al92653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    A billion dollars is what we spent every couple of days for years to "liberate" Iraq!

    • @TentangIndonesiaKita
      @TentangIndonesiaKita 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      al92653 and all of the money went to military contractors

    • @Samuel-xf5qz
      @Samuel-xf5qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes because the glorious al-Qaeda were just loved by the people of iraq. Next time do your fucking research

    • @hamidehh1416
      @hamidehh1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Samuel-xf5qz someones mad their president is an idiot

  • @lynnkmiddle
    @lynnkmiddle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Trump is so popular in Israel he should move there. Please Donald move, you’ll love it there, anywhere actually , just go....

    • @Samuel-xf5qz
      @Samuel-xf5qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes Donald trump is going to read your pointless hate comment and move to israel purely because of your comment

    • @thereforeiam2908
      @thereforeiam2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please, please do NOT move here

    • @thereforeiam2908
      @thereforeiam2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can keep him

    • @user-sx3ki7vo6z
      @user-sx3ki7vo6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lynn Middleton not anymore

    • @z.o.o9838
      @z.o.o9838 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hun, we don't want him here, we like watching him mess around in the us. It's kinda like rooting for a toddler while he thrashes his parents house. It's amusing to watch and you'd clap for him but you would also become way more responsible with your birth control, you know?

  • @toomanibandz5836
    @toomanibandz5836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I love this show and Trevor is a patriot... I just hate the light this story is getting. It is not a good story at all, this was our fault. Thousands of people had their lives changed forever because of trump moving that fuckin embassy.

    • @toomanibandz5836
      @toomanibandz5836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I totally agree, and I am not knocking what this show does at all. I just feel like the overall feel is that this is just another thing we can laugh off as a trump mistake. This and what is happening in Iran and Syria is fucking nuts. He will have us in so much war before the 2020 election, thus improving his odds. Difference between democrats and republicans, democrats actually fix current problems to show their voters why they are there, republicans exaggerate existing problems to use fear of need.

    • @MsRoadtoRiches
      @MsRoadtoRiches 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can't delve into too much of the horror of this story because of ties to Israel that these corporations have. It's all so sad and mind boggling that anyone thinks this is ok.

    • @justinoniloperez3109
      @justinoniloperez3109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      toomani bandz Trevor is a foreigner. Not a patriot.

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justino Nilo Perez so because he was born in another country he is unable to be a patriot? So, everyone's grandparents or great-grandparents that came to America couldn't have been patriots either, right?

    • @toomanibandz5836
      @toomanibandz5836 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WRONG. I believe Trevor stated that he now he moved to U.S. years ago. Making him every bit of a patriot.

  • @abubakarnur467
    @abubakarnur467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Last time i was this early Iran deal was still active

  • @susanbyrd1941
    @susanbyrd1941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Trump is such a pos. I HATE what they did to those people. It broke my heart

    • @furenaef
      @furenaef 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do what to which ppl?

    • @susanbyrd1941
      @susanbyrd1941 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      furenaef really? which people died?

    • @susanbyrd1941
      @susanbyrd1941 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Randall Ball you dont know my life or what i do. so.......dont worry about me. You do you

    • @ziegfeld4131
      @ziegfeld4131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Susan Byrd you mean the people throwing firebombs and shooting guns and setting fire to the border walls and burning tires throwing rocks at soldiers yea real innocent people lmao

    • @susanbyrd1941
      @susanbyrd1941 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      zieg feld in this particular instance the palestinians had no guns....they had kites rocks and children. Quite and army. Lethal force against kids. Yeah. Thats really brave. Its a travesty

  • @Dante80
    @Dante80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Instead of peace in the Middle East, the Middle East in pieces.

  • @raya183
    @raya183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Palestine 🇵🇸♥️♥️♥️

  • @rendacynkum8402
    @rendacynkum8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:02 -2:44. WTF!!!! So he signed all of DONALD and almost got to the T without knowing what he was signing? Oh my fkn God, this guy is so unbelievable!!!! How many times has he signed something he had no idea about? I don't want to count how many he forgot to sign infront of and behind (Stormy's NDA) the camera. Jesus Christ, Donald!

  • @SnowmansApartment
    @SnowmansApartment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    uh come on, did anyone ever think that he cared about peace?
    He just chose a side and helps them to „win“, no matter what that might mean.

  • @lunarnature412
    @lunarnature412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Lock that mfr up!

    • @Raincentral003
      @Raincentral003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how about every living president goes to jail? .....for like 2-3 years?

    • @randylltarlly7021
      @randylltarlly7021 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      for what?

    • @Raincentral003
      @Raincentral003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you need me to tell you then we'll get you a cell too

    • @randylltarlly7021
      @randylltarlly7021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in short, you have no reason, thank you

    • @yellow9349
      @yellow9349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raincentral003 I would say that anybody running for president should have to go 6 months county jail and 6 months federal prison and pick up trash on the highways, beaches and parks, pass the foreign service exams and show your tax returns for the past 7 years. All *BEFORE* they can become president.

  • @some-asian
    @some-asian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am Palestinian and i do think that statement is bullshit..... thank u Trevor ❤️❤️🇵🇸

  • @victorsantana162
    @victorsantana162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The massacre of civilians by Israeli soldiers is not a joke or something to make fun of. I know that comedy shows try to add some laughter to all the stupid and crazy things that Mr Trump has and will continue to do but instead of just laughing we all should protest and try to put and end to this madness.

    • @ziegfeld4131
      @ziegfeld4131 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor Santana they wernt civilians they were armed combatants with explosives fireboms and guns setting fire to things and trying to forcefully enter another country and btw the Israeli government warned people to not come

  • @pitti-sing1203
    @pitti-sing1203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The blood of all of those killed and injured are on his hands

  • @Chillimonz
    @Chillimonz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Trump: "I'm a very good deal maker, believe me" ... we all know that when he says "believe me" that means he is lying. He is a terrible deal maker.

    • @Samuel-xf5qz
      @Samuel-xf5qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha very funny and genius comment orange man bad haha please marry my daughter haha

  • @rayyanabualia4500
    @rayyanabualia4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Palestinian thank you Trevor Noah

  • @Ruleof2plus1
    @Ruleof2plus1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A billion dollars gee that's how much trump loses on casinos and how much it costs Americans to help him play golf daily. Yes we all know what a billion dollars is its the cost of trump

  • @wowAmazingWorld
    @wowAmazingWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You earned my respect here TREVOR NOAH

  • @waelelsayed1576
    @waelelsayed1576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Free Palestine

  • @normanradd1909
    @normanradd1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow gettin this vid after the recent events in GAZA is ...weird

  • @daphne2blake
    @daphne2blake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If Israel loves Trump so much, then by all means... take him.

    • @theendlesslights
      @theendlesslights 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice try but we're getting enough shit from Bibi XD

  • @munirayusuf4062
    @munirayusuf4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    trevor noah impression of donald trump never gets old

  • @armedwombat6816
    @armedwombat6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So in his very own story he's someone who was halfway done signing a treaty, decree, order, or whatever that he didn't even remotely read or understand? Seriously? "Yeah, you know I was just signing this thing when somebody told me what it was about and what it would cost and I was 'I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!'."
    World's greatest dealmaker, I'm telling you...

  • @pepoppins
    @pepoppins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sigh! Shaking my head. So sad! There's NO excuse for this man.

  • @adesteph7403
    @adesteph7403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:40-2:43.😱 is this real?

    • @Moonsharkstudios
      @Moonsharkstudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adegbite Aderinola Stephanie ikr- what kind of idiot is he? It's real😣😣😣

  • @minniemouse997
    @minniemouse997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jerusalem has always been Israel's capital. It should NEVER ever been even up for debate nor negotiations with anyone else. If you think I am wrong, perhaps we should debate over whether Washington D.C. should be divided into two parts. America and the Native Americans. After all, did it not belong to the Native American tribes first. Oh gosh, it is the capital of the United States and the Native Americans have no say. So, the world has always known that the true owners have been Israel. Failing to acknowledge that and give away to squaters the land is unjust. Get rid of the squaters and return the land to its rightful owner, Israel.

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Does anyone still buy Twitler's bullshit about being "the best deal maker"?

  • @Jaywalk-uq6wy
    @Jaywalk-uq6wy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Words cannot express......

  • @braderickson9996
    @braderickson9996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really, miss having a President.

  • @GorinRedspear
    @GorinRedspear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can somewhat understand the claim of Israel to that particular stretch of land, given that the original land of Israel was there. By the same standard, would every white, black, hispanic, ... person in the USA please sod off and give the land back to its original owners, the Native Americans.

  • @Deanwalsh1
    @Deanwalsh1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hope Trump goes down in history as most disgraced president ever

  • @raymanta5519
    @raymanta5519 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for doing this one, Trevor.

  • @Fizord89
    @Fizord89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you, Trevor, for this... We need all the voices we can in order to be heard: Palestine must be free.

  • @hibestie12330
    @hibestie12330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trump scribbling his signature 2:30

  • @troybradley2575
    @troybradley2575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Israel is Palestine 🇵🇸 !!,I luv Palestinians❤️

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only there was a similar amount of support for people like the Kurds. I guess them being oppressed and murdered by muslims instead of jews ruins the whole fairy tale of islamic solidarity.

    • @justinoniloperez3109
      @justinoniloperez3109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Troy Bradley you are ignorant to history.

    • @troybradley2575
      @troybradley2575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justino Nilo Perez stfu!ik wtf I’m talking about!

    • @kekoo7765
      @kekoo7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justino Nilo Perez fuck off shill

    • @ak5967
      @ak5967 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Armed Wombat Kurds are 90% Muslims lol . Do u know Salah Al-din? Read about him! 😂😂😂

  • @RyanJohnson
    @RyanJohnson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Persecution begets persecution... insane times we live in.

  • @abuferasabdullah
    @abuferasabdullah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks Trevor, long live Palestine 🇵🇸

  • @asmadhm7560
    @asmadhm7560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #Save_Silwan
    #savesheikhjarrah
    #palestineunderattack
    🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

  • @Leo-tm7yi
    @Leo-tm7yi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't wait till Trevor reveals battlefield V

  • @TheLaly37
    @TheLaly37 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait to see you Trevor in Amsterdam this weekend

  • @Enigma2K99
    @Enigma2K99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They named a soccer club after him. Prepare yourselves. Cause he's NEVER gonna shut up about it.

    • @NikolajLRasmussen
      @NikolajLRasmussen 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      According to a self-exiled Israeli Jewish friend that club's fans are known for their "death to Arabs!" chants -_-

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Next: The opening of a boutique next door to the American Embassy with Ivanka's product line 😎

  • @mrumbobo5683
    @mrumbobo5683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A 6 second mention of 60 Palestinians killed turns into a comedy bit in 1 minute

  • @الكابتنماجد-ح6ل
    @الكابتنماجد-ح6ل 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trevor, you’re the best

  • @dumbledoor9293
    @dumbledoor9293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Trump could just move the Palestinian Embassy to Jerusalem too. Problem solved, peace in the middle east achieved 😉

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They either dont have one or it is already in Jerusalem. Palestine doesn't have an alternative de-facto capital like Israel does.

    • @kbelbeisi
      @kbelbeisi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      USA does not recognize Palestinian state

  • @drewskidew1823
    @drewskidew1823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol when Donald trump talks rose t it remind you of your grandpa telling you story about his day

  • @technologyweknow313
    @technologyweknow313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol doesn’t look like a peaceful protest

    • @kangslaygi9062
      @kangslaygi9062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course it is not peaceful. Unarmed people are being shot by snipers.

  • @bkjoze7130
    @bkjoze7130 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trevohs comedy brings us Christmas 🎅

  • @karsummer2005
    @karsummer2005 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you know what a billion dollar is? 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder. With all this chaos being caused and tension being raised, has anyone kept an eye on the price of oil being imported into the country? Not to detract from the obvious problems this move has caused, but Trump shouldn't strike anyone as a person particularly interested in religion. And he has been trying to open the US to resource mining and oil drilling while at the same time undercutting alternative energy sources. If he were to artificially create an oil shortage, say by further destabilizing the middle east via the Iran Deal and the Jerusalem move, how hard would it be to justify opening up all that federal land he wanted to for his buddies to start drilling in?

  • @plantseedsstaywoke9550
    @plantseedsstaywoke9550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL! TREVOR NOAH IS HILARIOUS! THE ONLY COMEDIAN WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH RIGHT NOW.

  • @bjrnmgranvang1107
    @bjrnmgranvang1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Israel has never fought a war against "Palestine", however, Israel has fought several wars against Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Iraq and Egypt. Jordan even occupied for 19 years the territory that Israel are in control of today. At the same amount of time, Egypt occupied Gaza. So why didn't the Arabs establish a Palestinian state while it was occupied by Jordan and Egypt, from 1948 to 1967? Moreover, why would the "Palestinians" need a state of their own when they all demand to be repatriated to Israel? From a nation building perspective it makes no sense. There was never the Arab's intention to establish a Palestinian state, it was always all about destroying Israel. There will never be established another arab state smack in the middle of Israel, there's no democratic elements and no sustenance to build on. Israel is here to stay, you might as well accept it.

  • @mmay6621
    @mmay6621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And yet if Obama had done this, he’d be applauded. 🙄

  • @seanpermann5570
    @seanpermann5570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was the same criticism offered over Obamas, Bushs, and Bill Clintons comments on Jerusalem being the capital?

  • @aNytmare
    @aNytmare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Trump was signing the executive order without knowing the cost? Without reading the fine print? If he wouldn't have been stopped last second. Great Dealmaker!

  • @freetheturtlesplease
    @freetheturtlesplease 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    On point Trevor

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:07 makes you wonder how tough it is for Palestinians to get from one part of their country to the other on that map

  • @hoodfella166
    @hoodfella166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trump is a comedian, can’t wait for the Netflix special

  • @feelbern5419
    @feelbern5419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trevor you have some balls to bring this up no one other dared to talk about it

  • @ericfartman1663
    @ericfartman1663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Big respect to Trevor for bringing up the killings while other media just stay quiet

  • @messi9991
    @messi9991 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    America is the referee in the same way every ref treats Real Madrid.

  • @CharmieHD
    @CharmieHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If anyone here has watched Ray Donovan,i think we can all agree Micky is just like trump,am actually on season 4 and I literally thought Micky was Talking 😂😂

  • @zeinab_taha
    @zeinab_taha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it even America if every move doesn’t come with the cost of human life?

  • @GigaMan91
    @GigaMan91 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    NOBEL! NOBEL! NOBEL!
    Am I doing it right?

  • @thereforeiam2908
    @thereforeiam2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:26 Trump: BS, BS, BS...try my best
    *Me as an Israeli*: don, don't try, please,just... DONt

  • @I25mI25
    @I25mI25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, who even starts to sign important documents without knowing all the details? While he brags about immediately stopping the signature, others wouldn't even have started...

  • @josedavila6414
    @josedavila6414 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm gonna be totally fair, right LeBron?" NBA Ref 'winks' at LeBron lmao

  • @MeganKoumori
    @MeganKoumori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do you know what a billion dollars is?" The amount of money you pretend to have?

  • @danponitlong
    @danponitlong 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    TIME IS LONGER THAN ROPE, GOD TIME IS THE BEST TIME MY MOM ALWAYS SAID.....

  • @durchschnittlich
    @durchschnittlich 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we acknowledge that Trump implied he doesn't read shit before signing?

  • @ayuca8257
    @ayuca8257 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    And now trumpet trying to get him a nobel peace prize.... ha

  • @robinhallie7047
    @robinhallie7047 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:18 love that picture!

  • @Rabid-Floof
    @Rabid-Floof 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does everyone just replace Trump's "Believe me" with "I'm so full of crap it would be impressive if it wasn't so pathetic"?

  • @atomic3691
    @atomic3691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it just me, or is Trump reassuring himself of his deal making ability in the first clips?

  • @flamesna4938
    @flamesna4938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trump looks and acts more & more every day like a comedian.

  • @Dink-5ff
    @Dink-5ff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He just had to mention the amount of times people called him "SIR!"

  • @JayDeMan333
    @JayDeMan333 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You did the whole report without condemning Israel? Disgraceful!

  • @Operation_FUBAR
    @Operation_FUBAR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so distressing.

  • @sarge420
    @sarge420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I called it, but didn’t think there’d be so many sorrowful casualties.

  • @nintendokid312
    @nintendokid312 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still don't even know what an embassy is

  • @aren3113
    @aren3113 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t even laugh at this💔💔💔 2000 people...

  • @hasarutoetensakey7091
    @hasarutoetensakey7091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This country is phucked

  • @hobiscaker7575
    @hobiscaker7575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trump reminds me of my science teacher(who is a trump supporter she literally tried to convince us he is an amazing human)

  • @ubuntumike5794
    @ubuntumike5794 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man people in the Middle East are so unlucky how did this mess started anyways, there's been nothing but wars I'm 27 now and this has been going on way before I was born when will it stop. What are they fighting over is it something in the water, innocent kids are suffering for no reason 🤦‍♂️