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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- noita is a schizophrenic championship
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The thing I love about this game is that it's pretty much an antithesis of modern game design.
- Modern game: tutorialize everything! Noita: what's a tutorial?
- Modern game: make things clear for the player. Noita: revels in presenting information in the least straight forward way possible, making almost everything a riddle of some kind.
- Modern game: teach player gameplay systems. Noita: learn everything by experimentation, often with lethal consequences.
- Modern game: be fair to players. Noita: you will sometimes die by things beyond your control, or simply because you don't understand how something works.
- Modern game: respect players time. Noita: you will lose all the progress you've made for the last hour or two (sometimes more) with nothing to show for it.
- Modern game: wants to be fully experienced by the player. Noita: Actively hides vast majority of the content from the player and never tells you about it, to the point where some people "beat" it and think that's all there's to it, never to realize they are missing like 80% of the game.
- Modern game: Sane. Noita: It's not worth being in the game if it's not some flavor of over the top or crazy.
It takes a lot of balls and commitment to make a game like this. And it's the reason it has such a dedicated audience, because it's just so damn unique. I was told by the friend who recommended this game to me to not look up a single thing about it. The whole process of discovery in this game is incredible and unlike anything you've ever experienced in any game before. You will keep thinking that "this must be it" or "this cannot possibly work", but every single time the game proves you wrong. It has some of the most mind-bending secrets in video games and it does things I've never seen done in other video games. I 100% recommend anybody to play it, and paly it blind. Because half of the fun of Noita is discovering what this game is all about.
How far did you get blind
beautiful summary
Getting to the last holy mountain and defeating kolmi is the tutorial :'D
Also, modern games generally do not respect players time!
In Noita, you get what you put back in - a lot of painstakingly slow effort to be safe and get your wand combinations, access to digging and healing, gold enough for just the right perks for a biome you want to enter?
You get rewarded accordingly.
Other games:
You play 20 hours and get maybe a free lootbox or some currency you can buy a single thing with - pay up and you can get it immediately.
There's really not a lot of games that respect the players time. Noita demands effort and caution when entering new territory, but it rewards curiosity and experimentation (done safely).
Note that for example, the spell "the end of everything" is probably going to kill pretty much anyone casting it if they haven't seen the entire thing already. The spell description? "You're heavily advised not to cast this spell".
Clearly, they expect people to learn the lesson by the first few biomes that things CAN and WILL kill you if you don't act carefully - you're taught the mechanics of the games. Boxes and other shapes on the ground can and will explode. If you get through to hiisii base, and don't immediately think "that 'propane tank' over there is probably going to kill me, better poke it safely from a distance and take cover", then you're just being punished for not learning your lesson.
Demanding something vs respecting time is very different.
Take puzzle games - they demand you remember the lessons of previous puzzles as you build on them, then they add new elements or twists to those mechanics. Noita is much the same - when you see a new enemy, the best approach is to see how they interact with other enemies. Hell. You can even spawn in allies for yourself with eggs, throw them at them, and see what they do. Noita gives you all the tools to progress safely, if you're patient and respect the lessons taught in the first few stages.
You don't magically get a better 2nd run, just because you played the game for X hours (that's IMO not respecting time btw - that's just making the game difficult in the beginning and easier with time, rather than easier with skill gain. Many people dislike that - look at MOBAs or PVP shooters).
That said, I get where you're coming from and don't think your points are necessarily wrong - just not worded in a way that gets the point best across. Noita truly is a unique game, and I hope to see more like it one day.
I'd say there is one thing people should learn about Noita from other players, and that is the existence of Fungal Shift. Eat enough Weird Fungus and SOMETHING will change into SOMETHING ELSE. If you're holding a flask in your hands, there's a decent chance that one of those two is the substance in the flask. The mandatory warning is that you can fungal shift Smoke into Acid, which melts the world because a pixel of acid produces smoke whenever it dissolves a pixel of anything.
> has access to concentrated spells (free win) and amogus perks (life saver)
> picks greed instead
Liked video!
concentrated spells = no healing
@@G0RSHK0VYeah and?
@@G0RSHK0Vwho needs healing when you can do killing?
bro took greed over concentrated spells and all seeing eye
I once took concentrated spells and then immediately found an always cast circle of vigor. Never again
Since youtube changed the algorithm to recommend 1 tiny channel all the time it has always been completely random trash, but this was nice. Even got me to reinstall Noita again so I can burn to death, so good job 👌
enjoy the daily headache of a noita run
imagine a playground that is at the same time exploding, burning, filled with toxic gas, lava, bosses, but at the same time rewards, and a shit ton of obscure puzzles, thats noita
most of the time without good rewards if you're unlucky
you forgot the most important element of all. It's not about the destination, it's about how many times your game crashed along the way.
"Noita is a game" is already too bold of a statement, this is a promising start
Albino is that you? Jk, awesome video, loved watching this.
Awesome editing skills, good balance of chaos and regular gameplay, fantastic video my guy! Keep it up!
thanks! i really appreciate the feedback.
As someone with love hate relationship with Noita i have advice for a million gold for you:
"Try not to get damaged. Everything can kill you and everything will try to kill you and everything will kill you."
You are welcome.
Your basically like albinos random Nordic brother
3:56 dude became albino
So glad this came up on my suggestions. Looking forward to seeing this channel grows into something great!
Circle of vigour on a biome shop in the mines.. I've spent hours in some runs trying to find one, then resigned myself to summoning wands and killing them, until one of them has it, and you find it in the first shop!
How amazing luck that is, is lost on most new players, that don't know what to do with it or how - hell, I even got an always cast circle of vigor within my first 10h of playing the game. Needless to say, I died a gruesome death and never found one again in the following 340 hours of playing..
2:14 showing scp 96 on the screen made me fear for my life for approximately 500 milliseconds 💀💀
Nice editing skills! I was surprised to see you’re such a small channel. Your quality is really good so i’m thinking that will change anytime now. For now though, one more sub!
"Circle of vigor, I'm taking that!"
Hell yeah!
"and giga black hole!"
Hell no!
man, circle of vigor, concentred spells and see everything. Next dice and 2 inmunities, whaaaat
>sees perk lotery
>chooses between the 2 immunity perks
BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU COULD'VE HAD BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Getting circle of vigour this early is crazy (happened to me aswell)
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought this will be about that one mod on the Steam workshop called "Schizophrenia"
It makes enemies invisible
i should actually make a video on that mod, thanks for the idea
I can teach you the game if you would like, I have been playing for a couple years and have more than 250 hours. Alot of the resources for this game are not exactly spoiler-free lol.
He doesnt know what hes getting himself into does he
I can feel it...
A norwegian-necoarc-fancier-maggot-streamer fan... (I respect that)
Nice vid tho, quite enjoyed watching it. Keep it up
Im getting some Not Albino vibes from you. Really good video btw.
Noita is the ultimate power fantasy anime until the moment you realize what Polymorphine is (the hard way, it's always the hard way).
I swear you're almost exactly like albino. Is everyone from Norway like this?
im not from norway but hes a main inspiration of my editing style
@@vectorxl you can definitely hear it in your accent. Really loved this thing. Would be happy to see more 💙
i love albino and this is the first thought i had after 20 seconds of this video 😅
most sane albeebo viewer
cool edits
Picking grees from those perks really hurt my soul
all according to plan
Useful Tip: You can right click a potion in its hot-bar slot to drink the contents inside. This works for ANY potion so be careful on what your drinking. Typically you can drink the entire potion safely as long as your character is on an empty stomach. This is useful for Emptying potions or applying quick and long lasting buffs, without breaking the glass jar itself.
2:10 “okeyaayehhh 🤣”
I really appreciate the use of music in this vid
Man the editing was good, the voice and gameplay was good. This channel should have more subscribers.
agreed
Can’t blame you for taking inspiration from albino (the goat)
Ignoring all seeing eye killed me
I’m so glad I watched this, got high hopes for your vids in the future :)
Seeing him pick green physically hurt, aside from that very funi video
Brooooo what a seed !!! CoV in a shop in the mines, perk lottery and explo immunity in second !!!!?!!!?!
ah noita. its vary much a witch of games in that it drives you mad and forever bound to it in some way.
Great video also u seem to know a bunch about this game. Kicking is based on where ur cursor is facing which is why the wheelbarrow didn't move
albino brained editing 👍
In about 3000 runs iv seen vigor circle only once
on a daily
holy damn this video is awesome, didn't expect that at all
On the first run I figured he would die to the giga blackhole while testing wands in the temple.
Wow another noita video where the dude can't even get to the Jungle
Y A W N
I found circle of vigor like once..... And I have 300 hours...
The crazy part of this game is when you realize that the good items were aways there, you just didn't have the knowledge to use them.
game looks fun, your video looks fun too
Bro the title got me😂😂
well, it was a bit disturbing, when i realized, that there was a scene, where someone cuts a frog in half......
something gives me the feel that this is a viewer of the one and only maggot man mr. Bino...
not a bad thing though
You captured the element of noita pretty well
That first wand could have been a 10-7 though... Finding a circle of vigour on the first floor is insane.
EDIT: That run was just, completely cracked, rip.
As someone who had a LOT of hours in noita, i gotta say this 3:35 and this 3:00 really hurts . . .
left of the second area is a pretty cool area with intresting mechnaics.
hint: Taste the world by holding down standing on stuff
3:40 AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH WHY NO PERK LOTTERY??
The fireboy joke caught me offguard.
2:48 Brazil mentioned lesgoopoooiuij!!!1
Truely one of the games of all time
Dang, I have over 600 hours in this game, and I haven't noticed the shuffle/non-shuffle crystal on the wands
me on god run die due to polymorph
Man says "OKKKKK" just like albino
haha nice runs gg I like to drink the jump and go fast juice:)
Man! Awesome, please continue to make videos like this, it's awesome!
Dude you are funny!! Found you immediately upon searching "noita" but tbh your humor and editing style have earned a sub 👏
A competent Serbian content creator, this is truly reare.
i do not follow the traditions of making cringe irl content
@@vectorxl then my good sir, you may gain another subscriber. I now wish for your small career on youtube to be sucessful and make a discord server for fun :)
2:28 . . . Holy Moly!!!
3:37 . . . What The Fuck?!
4:05 Expected, and damn it you've perfectly illustrated your first point on this game: Get super-duper spells and perks, then dies.
4:07 You'll never get as much of a greater start than your previous attempt. BELIEVE ME.
4:08 . . . Okay, that not **nearly** as OP, but still very lucky.
Did you not die in such ways, I would have thought you were recording these extra lucky starts on purpose X) Great video
Every time I play Noita, I go more and more insane. and I am loving every second of it.
finnish sniper🤯 I finally get the reference
Get homing and rocc its good cos flying roc doing 3000+ damage
Wow. Sometimes TH-cam algorithms can show you a video of a little channel, that will be amazing.
I hope more people will watch this masterpiece)
Amazing. I love the vídeo.
You sound like albinos foreign cousin
fun fact, you can adjust where you are kicking by aiming
huh, crazy good video. hope it gets more attention then - huh, 68 views... I must be the 69th view! nice
Fun video, subscribed.
3:35 THE FUCK, why did you not take perk lottery
really good video man, it definitely doesnt make any sense why you have only 300 subs
can u give seed pls, i need this curcle of vigor! i will make a god run with this
True Noita experience.
As someone who has 160+ hours in the game i caught a pure emotional damage here 3:00. I mean you took the worst you could even choose here. 4:44 brother😭 You definitely have to read this stuff more attentively.
Most sane Albino fan
the fucking luck on this seed and bro just wastes it
Hello, It's funny to say it, but I am actually pretty good at this game and have some advice. About me as a player: I've unlocked all the spells, achievements and monsters, done the 11 orb and 33 orb challenges, supernova'd the sun and dark sun...so I have some advice.
That first run was crazy lucky! to find cov in the first biome and explosion immunity and all seeing eye.
1. All seeing eye is my fourth favorite perk behind lightning immunity, melee immunity, and explosion inmunity. Don't take greed over ase. Seeing where the ukkos for example are in biome 3 is so valuable. also chests and hearts.
2. Never ever ever take gamble. Too many perks are bad for you and anything unpredictable is bad in this game.
3. Noita in many ways is a fairy tail about greed. If you see gold nuggets sitting in a dangerous position like a pool of acid the money's not worth the damage. You have to learn to let things go if it's too dangerous, disengage from fights you can't win even if it means not getting some loot, and move on if dying to the next biome even if you havent finished exploring.
Obviously more is out there but I hope this helps. Good luck!
i appreciate all the tips! definitely will note these down.
It's not often to find a channel that you sub to after one video
THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY I LAUGHED REALLY HARD AND I LOVBE UR VIDEOS AND MUSIC CAUSE IM UR NUMBER ONE BIGGEST FAN EVER AND I AM THE TRUTHER OF ALL MANKIND
kayden please ingest some cyanide thank u
my father ingested a bunch of acohol and
Oh, this is one of those "force a joke/meme/reference every 5 seconds for those with the attention span of a goldfish" type videos. Welp...
i've been looking for this forever, where is the good morning people from at 0:31?
it's from a finnish video of a guy trying to speak english, while making coffee. specifically: th-cam.com/video/pc8WFYhkatA/w-d-xo.html
Hey man, I got really inspired by your video. I want to learn how to edit simillar way, could you somehow send me your Vegas project or something? Or can you tell me with what guides you mastered this? That woyld be really helpful
hey man, i'm really happy this video inspired you! i personally use Premiere Pro, previously been stuck with Filmora 10 and different free editors. my only guide for you would be to watch some beginner tutorials on Premiere Pro, and experiment to your hearts content! wish you the best of luck on your journey.
i know you're probably shocked by ammount of views of this vid. i wish u best coz of ur editing and content. :))
got through the intro and immediately decided to invest myself in your channel. Solid work, man
ultrakill is a game
you can play it
Terraria music goes hard :D
BRAZIL MENTIONED YEAH HUEHUE
Hell yeaaa🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I Finnish sun quest btw
good video
Is it, though? Is it?
literally albino but not Finland
which is good, keep it up
no perk lottery?
Also like the editing
those "okay chill!"'s are from watching albino isn't it?
i might've just watched him a little too much
0:20 only serbians and russians will understand this, i guess?