Christian Walters that was a legit question and...nvm, I'm not gonna start a flame war. Another question I have is what crimes in particular and of Guy like Cranky could possibly commit.
Me when I don't know where's my target is: The game: "for the 50th time, if we are here, and the crystal (target) is here, then we must move from here, to there, here, to there, here, to there! Get it?!" Me: *completely blank*
17:18 : "IT'S PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!!.. ..With a hint of brain cells."
Diddy Kong: Aw, Candy’s got you wrapped around her little finger She just wants you to show her that you care Donkey Kong: So if I ask her to be wed, it really means no instead Does it makes much sense to you if she really doesn’t want me to? Diddy Kong: When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" Yes means no and no means yes It should be rather obvious If you ask, she will say "nay" A swinging bachelor you will stay Donkey Kong: Oh, this makes no sense to me If I ask her she won’t agree Why look like a foolish clown when she’s only gonna turn me down? If I read between the lines, and understand what you say It’s not a true proposal, just a road all grey Both: When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" When she says "Yes, yes, yes," you know it's all for show When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" When she says "Yes, yes, yes," you know it's all for show
Cranky is so full of it 😂😂 ran in there like he was gonna win the fight, still got captured, got captured AGAIN, and then just begged for his life and had to call for DK 😂😂
0:18 🎵 Do you remember 🎵 🎵 When I wrote this song 🎵 🎵 In September 🎵 🎵 Now I'm *swirls chair* Now I'm singing this song 🎵 🎵 In October 🎵 🎵 Watch me play this thing without my haaands 🎵
If I remember correctly there were only 40 episodes of this cartoon made. That means in a best case scenario we'll only get 38 more episodes of DKC Abridged...
Wait, this means Cranky hasn’t committed any crimes ever since he kidnapped that woman and got beat up by some Italian from Brooklyn? Isn’t that kinda impossible?
“I’m you, but with a much shorter criminal record.” I’m taking a modified version of that for my growing archive of ‘Fun Ways Time Travelers Can Introduce Themselves (to Themselves).’
@@thepurplelock8328 a loud house fan and a PVZ fan replying to a pokemon fan (who has a whimsicott profile pic') ... And now a fan of tapps games evolution appears now.... Bruh
11:46 Bluster: Listen here, Candy. I don't care if he's "Diddy's child", okay? Children mean nothing but misery and regret. So DON'T leave him out of your sight. *slams button* Got it?
"I MEAN-THAT'S NOT DK! I'M A HARDWORKING WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!" *quietly threatening the womb goblin* "don't blow our cover, ya little bastard -"
So he’s finally here Performing for you If you know the words Then you can join in, too! Put your hands together if you wanna clap As we take you through this monkey rap!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Worth it
Egg
*That's fine.*
fans and I was worried sick young men
hello there uncle al!
“If you just gave birth to that baby why did he come out of that chest”
“It was a c section”
PFFTT
Either that or it was a zenomorph
The hell is a C Section?
@@thefirstofthelastones8952 it's when they slice up the mommys tummy to get the baby out
@@lynnannerstrom8923 Kinda gross but then again it involves child birth.
_"I'm you, but with a much shorter criminal record."_
I have many questions
buddy you can't have a shorter criminal record if you already have one when you were born
The number of likes is the amount of crimes he’s committed
Jason Carto mine is how an old fart like Cranky has committed so many crimes.
@@koolboi6610 don't ask questions you aren't prepare for the answer
Christian Walters that was a legit question and...nvm, I'm not gonna start a flame war. Another question I have is what crimes in particular and of Guy like Cranky could possibly commit.
Me playing Hitman badly
“This is a fun way to alert them to my presence”
"Hey, look! We've been alerted to his presence! Get him!"
Haha! There they are! I could take them out blindfolded!
Oh shit, I didn't expect them to come from two directions...
Me when I don't know where's my target is:
The game: "for the 50th time, if we are here, and the crystal (target) is here, then we must move from here, to there, here, to there, here, to there! Get it?!"
Me: *completely blank*
“Spit it out.”
“Uh well, I uh, i’m pregnant.”
*blink blink*
PFFFFFWAHAHAHAHAA!😂
I died 😭😂😭😂😭😭
@@GMKGoji01 “What is that?”
@@HealingVoice39 "Wow! Would you look at that miracles do happen!"
*seal noises*
"Even as a baby you're still an absent minded SIMP!"
imma use that one day... Not sure how but im gonna use it
Keep us posted
Yes
Give me an update once you use it
trust me its gonna be importent if someone acdenlty drown in the fountan of youth
Baby noises give boob
diddy staring at baby dk and then saying "no, im above this" scarred me way more then it should have
He even thought about it for a bit lmao
TheMAM resisting the urge
Yeah that bit was a little too much for me
@@BILLYBOBBYLADS They are disgusting people
My brain didn't register that till you pointed it out
There is now red liquid spilling out of ears due to my brain shattering
I like how Diddy’s allergic to the vacuum but he’s the one who gives it to Donkey
BIG BRAIN
Perhaps he was just lying 🤔
@@theCrazyJohn or maybe he wasn’t Diddy 🤔
Or maybe he's allergic to working vacuum?
@@Zengo999 yeah that makes sense since the thing was off when he got it then it turned on then he said he was allergic
Your Bluster voice is so spot on you'd think you'd own a barrel factory and have a mumsy
Uncle Al doesn’t have a mom? Also Hi, Versiris! Didn't know you’d be here!
@@7473R I mean she is the voice of candy kong
@@TrayDaClown I only noticed that when you replied
@@7473R ur welcome lmao
@@TrayDaClown I thought you were implying that Al's mom was Candy's actor-
“Wow the guy who voices Rick and Morty is so talented”
Uncle Al:
Yeah uncle al more impressive
@@dimitriwarchief301 he even sounds like a lot of the characters, the man is impressive.
seth macfarlene: allow me to introduce myself
@@landrylongacre6391 yup
@@SmashLiXs they should team up
17:18 :
"IT'S PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!!..
..With a hint of brain cells."
eggmn
And Viagra and cocaine
And hint of energon balls
Ironic Echo
Me when I had my first beer.
“Wait, don’t shoot! Take my to your leader, I have a proposition.”
*DON’T KILL ME WAHHAHAHA!!*
Cranky really thought he was all that but he got easily captured twice by like three Kritters. 😂
"It was a C-Section."
I had to pause the video and take a moment to find my inhaler. That's how hard I laughed.
Well... Congrats ?
@@forgottenanimator4474 I don't really see the resemblance.
@@Squard25 (Dolphin Sounds)
@@forgottenanimator4474 That's my boy.
I love how Diddy's voice barely even exists anymore in this episode
BUDDY!!!!!
Sea section birth is pretty painful, so you can't blame him.
Diddy Kong:
Aw, Candy’s got you wrapped around her little finger
She just wants you to show her that you care
Donkey Kong:
So if I ask her to be wed, it really means no instead
Does it makes much sense to you if she really doesn’t want me to?
Diddy Kong:
When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"
it means "No, no, no"
When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"
it means "No, no, no"
Yes means no and no means yes
It should be rather obvious
If you ask, she will say "nay"
A swinging bachelor you will stay
Donkey Kong:
Oh, this makes no sense to me
If I ask her she won’t agree
Why look like a foolish clown
when she’s only gonna turn me down?
If I read between the lines, and understand what you say
It’s not a true proposal, just a road all grey
Both:
When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"
it means "No, no, no"
When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"
you know it's all for show
When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"
it means "No, no, no"
When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"
you know it's all for show
@Dry Boi *march in there, and
@@blusterkong1996 how does it go bluster?
"Take me to your leader, I have a proposition!"
"DON'T KILL MEEEE"
“Oh, I won’t be killing you, old man. You have knowledge that’s going to be VERY useful to me! *evil laugh*”
donkey kong heeeelp!!!
Cranky is so full of it 😂😂 ran in there like he was gonna win the fight, still got captured, got captured AGAIN, and then just begged for his life and had to call for DK 😂😂
holy shit yes another one
the graet dj Khaled.... another one 🙂
DK has returned
Wii Logo pog
Oh yeah
Bless Your Soul
7:24 Jesus Lord Even As A Baby You Are Still An Absent Minded Simp! - *Diddy Kong 2021*
By Panic! At the Disco
I love how K-rool and Klump just become Beavis and Butthead in the beginning.
Sameeee
That was my favorite part
That was cool. Uh huh huh huh.
Yeah it was
Heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh
“Dumbass”
Cranky Kong singing the smash hit of 2020 “Singing in October” was officially the best thing since sliced bread
Sadly it was released in 2021
@@thebiolibrary5572 but he wrote it in september and sang it in october
I'd pay for a full version
0:18
🎵 Do you remember 🎵
🎵 When I wrote this song 🎵
🎵 In September 🎵
🎵 Now I'm *swirls chair* Now I'm singing this song 🎵
🎵 In October 🎵
🎵 Watch me play this thing without my haaands 🎵
When the world needed him most, he returned "gracefully."
With a funny face
I think hes been busy voicing monke in godzilla vs kong
@Aidon tijeirna no :)
Bless Your Perfection
With style.
"I'm you, but with a much shorter criminal record."
*PERFECTION*
Impossible
@@forgottenanimator4474 I popped out of the womb with a record a mile long
Something tells me Cranky Kong appearing at the beginning of every episode will become a running gag.
Not to mention him singing a song
I think that’s what he actually did in the real versions of both of these episodes.
@@CJ-ln5ov Yep
I think it was only the first two episodes, but I wouldn't be surprised if he edits it into the next episodes.
@@CJ-ln5ov Yep! Songs aren't as catchy.
You're too damn good at this
1st
And also *fart noises *
Huh, never thought I would see you here.
@@RandomGuy-id2ej And?
RUN!!!! THE NIGHTMARE FUEL INATOR HAS ARRIVED
"It's been ten thousand years..."
I HAVE LAID DORMANT WHO HAS...
"NOW IT IS TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!"
If I remember correctly there were only 40 episodes of this cartoon made.
That means in a best case scenario we'll only get 38 more episodes of DKC Abridged...
I thought it was 36 i coulf be wrong tho
@@Bruh-lq7ev bruh office 365 is not THAT bad
…And it would’ve been (and still totally could be) absolutely fucking hilarious.
"This is a fun way to alert them to my presence!"
"HEY we've been alerted to his presence!"
"I'm not defecating! I'm replicating ocean sounds with my ass!"
I can't breathe.
"It's not working"
@@mistermr6145 “Hang him til he’s cleaned out!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
"There it goes..."
@@Quickdrawingartist I fuckin died dude. Was literally on the goddamn floor.
He’s finally back! To kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya, you’ll probably die.
He's bigger, badder and stronger too
He's the first member og the DK Club
A! L! Uncle Al!
@@misanthropemochi6309 A! L! Uncle al is here.
"I'm you but with a shorter criminal record."
"Impossible! I popped out of the womb with a record a mile long!"
How did he manage to do that???? XD
How do you think he got in there in the first place?
Wait, this means Cranky hasn’t committed any crimes ever since he kidnapped that woman and got beat up by some Italian from Brooklyn? Isn’t that kinda impossible?
Simple you see
It wasn’t his first...
Dont ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answers to
"Starts with a v..."
"Viagra! Of course!!!" 😂 Dude Cranky is probably the best character in this series...
Indeed
"That roof hides my sins from God!" Is probably my favorite line
Probably? He is, dude.
10:07
"Wait, don't shoot! Take me to your leader, I have a proposition!"
*"DON'T KILL ME!"*
oh i won't be killing @nicholaseg0284 old man nicholaseg0284 I have knowledge that's going to be very useful to @nicholaseg0284 10:07
I love the Gilbert Gottfried Cranky Kong. Fits so well.
Uncle al as cranky Kong sounds a lot like the legend Gilbert Gottfried.
It fits like a charm though.
I knew I wasn't the only one whenever he speaks all I here and think is krang subprime
@@geralddestroyerofworlds3321 that's because Gilbert also voiced him.
@@mikemeta4908 no shit Sherlock
@@geralddestroyerofworlds3321 Cranky wasn’t voiced by Gilbert. He was voiced by Aron Tager. (RIP)
Update: Now, RIP to both.
"You like what you see?"
....Maybe.
" Who wants to know ? "
"You, apparently."
"Children bring nothing but misery and regret" That's the most relatable line I've ever heard in my life!
Oof
Can confirm, I used to be a child
Oooooow! But yeah, your right
Believe me! I even regret myself!
Me: This year sucks, can it get any worse
Uncle Al: My child, I shall bring you salvation.
@Random Brit Sounds Delicious let's make some
@Random Brit cocaine of course i knew that and then what
@Random Brit Viagra thats it
Old urine, ham ina bottle and some blood juicy brian cells
It’s the second month how is it that bad
@@saucybee8130 hey, it's me, @Random Brit. Yeah, channel got cucked but I'm back. We did good with the Forbidden Hawaian punch joke.
I hope Episode 3 comes soon, this is so hilarious
New twist for Cranky Kong,he made a crystal coconut wish to become king of the monke kingdom for the Super Mario Bros Movie.
It's crazy how you made a show with the lamest jokes ever the most hilarious thing to bless this cursed earth.
The songs were fire though
"I popped out the womb with a record a mile long!" 😂😂
“I’m you, but with a much shorter criminal record.”
I’m taking a modified version of that for my growing archive of ‘Fun Ways Time Travelers Can Introduce Themselves (to Themselves).’
A year late. Can I see that archive?
“Vacuums are scary and make me hungry.”
This series is just of factory of hillarous qoutes
I like how the piano stops when he spins, but it doesn’t stop when he starts dancing
Well yeah the spin was just a long musical rest!
I feel sorry for those who haven’t watched the original show, because they don’t know just how perfect these character voices are.
Hopefully Cranky doesn’t reveal his sins from god.
As long as that Roof is still there
Well we all know he has a thing for hairless apes when he kidnapped Pauline
“THE SPLASHBACK FROM THIS HIGHT WILL BE HORRIFYING!”
Freaking Dead lol. Uncle, you are responsible for *meme-degree murder.*
If Nintendo doesn’t do anything for DKs 40th anniversary this year I know you’ll do us proud Uncle Al
With a hint of brain cells.
How does these two large animals know what brain cells taste like?
I understand how a crocodile would know that.
I ever wonder how DK knows how what brain cells taste like
I-
I'm impressed, but mostly concerned
@@beastwarsFTW I would also understand how a primate would know as well.
*''I'm allergic to vaccums''*
~Diddy Kong 2021
"Found it in the closet! ...just like me!"
Same 😭😂
Damn, this dude can voice almost ANYONE. Somebody should hire him!
Cranky aggressively singing September is what I really needed this year
Diddy’s acting reminds me of TFS Krillin.
The we need a diddy owned count
@@gamerorp1684 or better yet, him throwing a banana everytime he says banana.
He really does lol
Al is like every show with Seth MacFarlane. He voices nearly all the main characters
There is only ONE character he doesn’t voice, and there’s only one other that Al has a chance of not voicing because they’re both girls
Except uncle al's content is *consistently good*
Or like Trey Parker (and i guess Matt Stone) in South Park.
It’s official, it’s been 3 years.
This show will never get another episode.
"Great, you drank Cranky's bloody red mystery piss-" 🤣 Done. This is hilarious
"I came back to get DK.-OH! I mean my precious little womb goblin!"
Candy: If you just birthed this child, then why did he come out of that chest over there?
Diddy: It was a c section.
*Comedy gold*
I’m excited to see Uncle Al sing over the “Pirate Scorn” song next episode.
"Crap. Why is it when you compliment her, she leaves and when I insult her, she comes inside?"
"Wait, take me to your leader. I have a proposition."
"DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!"
Oh,i Won't kill You,old man
@@forgottenanimator4474 You have knowledge that will be very useful to me.
@@epiczombiedoctor5961 "DONKEY KONG! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!"
@@Austin_the_Dalmatian06 Dk needs a DIDDY
Don’t know why, but I lost it at the Gruntilda’s Lair remix of Robotnik’s theme.
Here’s the clean rip of it th-cam.com/video/8gpccdF7Mzo/w-d-xo.html
Watching this in October, so it's chronologically appropriate.
ep 1: listerine
ep 2: forbidden hawaiian punch
can't wait for the rest so i can have a full buffet of dk drinks
What's next ep 3: Evil Croc gay Pirates?
You are a Pokémon or what
@@thepurplelock8328 a loud house fan and a PVZ fan replying to a pokemon fan (who has a whimsicott profile pic') ... And now a fan of tapps games evolution appears now.... Bruh
16:08 “it’s working It’s working its- NOT DOING JACK****” (my fav part)
I put the stars there because I don’t know if you can put Sware words in comments (not that I don’t sware)
@@emperorgaiaandjetthehawk1497Evil TH-cam tried to demonetize my comments months ago
Jesus, that SpongeBob movie reference was amazing-
also full song of 'wrote this in September' when?
My god this one made me laugh throughout the whole episode.
Precious womb goblin made me cry help
"diddy cant get it on with a child" aged badly because diddy did
11:41
Candy: At least he's kinda cute, right?
Bluster: That thing is hideous
Candy: You're right, let me just-
**Bone snapping noises**
11:46
Bluster: Listen here, Candy. I don't care if he's "Diddy's child", okay? Children mean nothing but misery and regret. So DON'T leave him out of your sight. *slams button* Got it?
11:58 *C A N D Y*
"I MEAN-THAT'S NOT DK! I'M A HARDWORKING WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!"
*quietly threatening the womb goblin* "don't blow our cover, ya little bastard -"
If this was how the show was from the beginning, perhaps it would be more popular.
8:16 Diddy blinking with his pupils instead of his eyelids is so disturbing
“I mean that’s not DK! I’m a hard working woman who don’t need no man” -DIDDY Kong 9:06
Diddy: even as a baby your still an absent minded simp
So he’s finally here
Performing for you
If you know the words
Then you can join in, too!
Put your hands together if you wanna clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
DK!
DK!
DONKEY KONG
He’s the leader of the bunch,ya know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail
Alternative Title: Uncle Al’s continued isolation leads to him talking to himself for another 18 minutes
The Chad Cranky vs the Virgin K Rool.
The abridged version of this show is better than the original.
And thus, thicc monke make debut once more
5:08 the real episode premiered in 1997, 26 years after the original donkey kong
That would only make it 24 years if you do the math
I thought it was referencing how long it's been since the show aired. It certainly feels that long.
I hope we get to see more of this series. This was hilarious
9:12 “don’t blow our cover you little bastard!” Another funny quote From Diddy Kong.
Your impressions are so spot on it’s incredible. Your writing is fucking hilarious!
Kranky is so talented he should release a cover album
our God uncle al has blessed us once again we shall now bow our heads and pray for another blessing
8:13 I think that’s a new record for longest laugh by me: a solid minute and a half
Your K. Rool voice sounds alot like Neo Cortex.
This show is perfection in its purest form.
_"I have waited 3, no, 4 thousand years for this!"_
“THE SPLASHBACK FROM THIS HEIGHT WOULD BE HORRIFYING”
Dk: "Im hungry."
Diddy: "You already ate shit trying to run that vacuum."
*Me dying of laughter from that roast.*
I was so worried the writing in this one wouldn’t hold up to the first,
*I shouldn’t have worried*
Do you remember, when Cranky said he was singing in October? Well now it’s Febuaryyyyyyyy.
Mmmmhmm singing in april. Wrote this in September
The calm “here it goes” from cranky kills me every single time
Took a long ass time. Don’t think you’re getting out of abridging the whole 2 seasons. Youve brought this upon yourself. See you in episode 3 everyone
I like how instead if throwing out his back, Cranky is about to deficit all over the room.
e x p a n d m o n k e
14:15
Well, at least we still have the baby to hold as ransom.
Pitterpatterpitterpatter...
Crud.
😂😂😂
I knew I should've purchased that fat L inssurance plan
Klump! You need to devise a new sneaky plan immediately.
This has top-tier writing.
This is a fucking beautiful sequel. This series is hilarious, and you do the voices so well!