6:29 “This shit would be on HBO if we had lasers!” 4th ... 3.5th wall moment talkin to the staff, like Jeff Dunham & Walter talking to the stage camera
Cash bars at weddings are bad form & it screams to the guests these two thoughts. Thought #1: you’re cheap. Or 2) you really can’t afford the wedding. Like Ralphie, I would be pissed if I bought you an expensive gift and you thought so little of me and the rest of your guests.
My brother had a cash bar & restaurant dinner reception. With my SIL's "art" for sale. 🙄 We are straight but we had to save up a year for our "honeymoon/1st anniversary" vacation. Took a year to put the wedding together and avoid debt. A lot of damn work we enjoyed but wouldn't bother with ever agian. People loved our wedding and tried to make it so for everybody. It was pretty awesome in the end and very little wedding drama the day of. A couple of my gay friends who hate weddings because they tend to go to a wedding to photograph them professionally as a job to pay the bills. Still had a good time at ours and the first ones to hit the dance floor and hilarious participants that led the "Chicken Dance". 😂🤣👍
If your gonna dance with the devil, may as well lead 🤣🤣🤘🤘
The "that's my son" line is top level comedy.
Truth! rip greatness
I did not spect that.
Epic man!!!!
Thats the only reason I watched this
He was so honest and made comedy from hate made you love it . Why do great people leave to soon . Eras grande (literalmente) Rafael.
This guy cracks me up every time. May he RIP.
I seen this at a comedy theater I cried laughing until I was on the floor
Ralphie May ...Comedy Gold!!!!!Miss him❤Open bar in heaven...
"Yup,that's my son"🤣
Rest in Power Ralphie 👑 ❤️
Miss you, Ralphie!!
Same here, This guy was awesome
A cash bar at a wedding is a f*** you to the guests. We bring you a gift and then you charge us. Really?
His mimicking the transvestite made me LMFAO!
"You're shorter than me. Get me some shrimp."
His five o’clock shadow looks like it’s airbrushed.
yea, whats up with that looks fake as shit
6:29
“This shit would be on HBO if we had lasers!”
4th ... 3.5th wall moment talkin to the staff, like Jeff Dunham & Walter talking to the stage camera
I cant tell if ralphie didn't shave or if he spent the day pod racing.
criminally underrated comment
@@tc860 I 2nd that
We will never know
He looked rough. His eyes, hair.
Why not both?
Looked for it, but didn’t see anyone mention how he told this story AMAZINGLY on This Is Not Happening
Never seen this version before!
One of the greatest to ever do it
So awesome unbelievable timing gets me every time
I have this several times and it never gets old.
I like he said Footloose instead of Fame. Lol
Not right you not here buddy... Ralphie Always in our hearts 💯😔♥️
Ralphie and Bill Burr. The best of the best.
I love him & so sad that he passed away.. but, I've never noticed *how big* his chest/stomach was in this video..
3:39 the Cher moment
That was HILARIOUS, LOVE IT😍🤣🤣. MISS YOU RALPHIE💔
With "I Am The Machine", one of THE best comedy bits EVER!!!
This is like the prequel to sugar
No this is final product of this bit..but sugar with ch was a good part that I was hoping he keep in.
When he sings lol 😆 😂 🤣
Is this the 3 pills? 😂😂😂
RIP Ralphie May 🙏We love you💞💞💞
the face you make when you know you've told an excellent joke
they spray painted a beard on him?
"fairy dust" is that a drug reference lol
Calling someone a fairy is slang for gay and not in a good way.
And a non-heterosexual reference
Your one of the best .
What is on your face Ralphie
Same thing happened to Michelle
R.I.P Ralphie, one of the best humans taken way too soon.
rip, Ralphie.
RIP big guy ❤
That is so true!
Makes me laugh till I hiccup!
Jaajjajaj he was the king. Saludos desde México
3:35
These are gay drugs
these are the best drugs they fuckin make 😂😂😂😂😂
I want to go to a gay wedding now.
We need ralphie May and Sam kinison back rest in peace to both of you love you guys
RIP BIG BOY 👦
Em's gay drugs! SHIT YEAH WE'RE TAKIN THEM!
What’s up with his face? Is that 5 o clock shadow
Lol I miss you rip
The same applies for clubs- I’m a straight cis woman who still has my Paradise Garage core membership ID.
I love ralphie but what is on his face?
Ralphie is wasted AF!!
Is this where Trixie Mattel got her look from?
Lol
Cash bars at weddings are bad form & it screams to the guests these two thoughts.
Thought #1: you’re cheap.
Or
2) you really can’t afford the wedding.
Like Ralphie, I would be pissed if I bought you an expensive gift and you thought so little of me and the rest of your guests.
What's on his face?
Lipton burgers beat any of that food anyday
My brother had a cash bar & restaurant dinner reception.
With my SIL's "art" for sale. 🙄
We are straight but we had to save up a year for our "honeymoon/1st anniversary" vacation.
Took a year to put the wedding together and avoid debt.
A lot of damn work we enjoyed but wouldn't bother with ever agian.
People loved our wedding and tried to make it so for everybody.
It was pretty awesome in the end and very little wedding drama the day of.
A couple of my gay friends who hate weddings because they tend to go to a wedding to photograph them professionally as a job to pay the bills.
Still had a good time at ours and the first ones to hit the dance floor and hilarious participants that led the "Chicken Dance". 😂🤣👍
It sounds like a great wedding. I hope you are very happy in your marriage.
When you coming to Portland next? I would love to see you live.
Is he dead? I've seen a few r.i.p. comments about him. Im so sad.
He passed away.
Comedy is not the same with out you your telling God jokes now
That beard spray is terrible….
My brother is gay and his wedding was lame to say the least 😒 🙄
spray on beard?
Eugh... Corny
Where my gays at 👁