I hope Dr. bob is not covetous of Elon Mush. A lot of people actually have a anti-Elon mindset. I swear it is either worship or unexplained distain 🤣I sense a memetic-SCP effect happening
Why are you so angry at elon musk ? You supposed to understand that elon musk isn't your avarege saleman . The amazing technology he giving people are sold to "billion dollar"companies with international impact . Not to stuiped people who , as you said , can't afford them and don't understand what to do with them . And forgive me for saying that a device that can controll minds of creatures (such pigs and monkeys ) is indeed a proggrass in the study of neurobiology , and it's just one of the few things he done before . Some people are getting rich because of gumbling or taking adventage of the current stock market . But the reason elon musk is not only rich is because people understand that his intelligent and skills helping humanity go furthur . And not only he was rich but was the richest person in the whole world according to last year , and being the second richest is still something . Many people hate him because he bought twitter and fired many of the employees . have you even seen twitter before he was in charge ? changing takes sacrifice and even if you don't like this sacrifice you can't run from the fact that it's efficent , and the value of twitter is earning more and more income because he got rid of all these spoiled employese . may i remind you that the biggest competotor of elon musk - jeff bezos , was the last owner of twitter ? Whouldn't you feel a littel bit uncomftable running a company with employees that got used to work under the rules of your biggest enemy ? . also , for those who hate him because he agrees with republicans and refuse to be politically correct . Then you can't blame people simply because of their political views , and if you do then feel free to do it but it don't make you stand in the good side .
@@Lotrollo He makes it affordable relatively speaking on the worth of the latest tech and he at least buys it to put it in one place. He also has doctorates in engineering so, he's not dumb. Clearly smarter than you.
To be fair, Elon Musk is acting like an SCP. Especially the past few years as he's been having a very, very public breakdown or mental health crisis. He's been falling off ever since he hauled off and called that hero British cave diver who rescued those kids in Thailand a "pedophile" because Musk was mad the Thai government rejected his robot rescue idea.
I mean is higly traumatic and/or very hard to believe so even if they fail sometimes are just treated as conspiracy theorist, just a horror history or with memory altered by a trauma, in best case escenario to the witness is going to become an anartist, a member of the hand of the snake, or join to some anomalous organization
They probably have automated tranquilizer guns that can inject amnestics, bob just takes artistic liberty with the normal doctor injecting it so that every viewer understands what's happening
@@Darth-Claw-Killflex Yes, it's important to be an adult and not simp for a billionaire as if he'll give you a pat on the head. If he has a problem with it, he's a big boy, he can tell me himself. He doesn't need you.
Hum, one of the few ones that don't end with Dr Bod _directly_ interacting with the skip in question or something close to it. He's just out on a sled. Thanks for the video Dr Bob!
@@hotschloddin I have seen the pic of Elon without a shirt and he could hide an extra pair of arms in that oversized abdomen.. He probably grinds the horns down Hellboy style.
I find it hilarious that Elon Musk and the SCP foundation have met (possibly more than once since he’s well-known across the world). I can see Elon musk sitting in his office with a scientist and 2 escort security guards discussing about anomalous technology
Clearly the SCP Foundation’s only solution here is to enter Elon Musk himself into the race so that he may counter SCP-3710’s ludicrous offers with one of his own 🤔!
Thank you Dr. Bob I’ve shared you with so many friends over the months. You continue to be amazing. My first video I seen of yours is the living room . It feel so long ago but it just proves how awesome your content is
Ok, now this really sounded like an SCP-J and I admit I was super skeptical about how good this could be. But, once again, Dr. Bob proves to find the goods.
You did a really good job on the musk time magazine. Your skill has improved so much since I subbed. Keep up the awesome work. Thanks for the quality content.
I find it funny that this video is more about Dr. Bob talking shit about Elon Musk as a person, more than anything about the anomalous nature of this SCP...I approve.
@@08alende 'We're very sorry that Dr. Bob's content was too much for your delicate sensibilities. Please send your complaints to the Complaints department on Floor 420. By the way, the elevator's broken.'
@@08alende Sir, we can clearly see that the content on Dr. Bob's Video is making you very cross. Please head up to floor 420, those steps aren't going to climb themselves.
four-armed humanoid extradimensional in particular would like to replace humanity and their genome is in humans already, but it is from the future. A quantum genetic path that demands to be recognized and manifest.
If it was intentional or not but the beanie is same design from Stan make sh in south park. I knew I recognized. Nice reference if intentionally done or not. Take care cliff and great job to dr bob team
Author Here: I cannot believe you made this a video. This was a shitpost absurd article. Further context: I originally wrote this article as a caricature of bad used car salesman Alien... and then it turned out it was an accurate description of Elon Musk.
I have Dr.Bob playing in the bg while I do ,my english homework and hour before it due and I had to stop and see this video because I got so interested in the dialogue. As soon as I looked up Idoubled over laughing. Keep up the good work Dr.Bob!!!!!!!!!!
I live in Texas, and I just want to say thank you for giving us a video that made me feel cold for even 20 minutes. It's literally 105F (40C) outside my front door right now.
SCP-3710 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Iditarod racers claiming to have witnessed SCP-3710 are to be administered Class A amnestics. Foundation undercover personnel are positioned along known locations of SCP-3710 manifestation. Personnel have been instructed to use special tranquilizer rifles to apprehend SCP-3710. All prior attempts to contain SCP-3710 have failed due to its tendency to either spontaneously demanifest or accelerate to speeds in excess of 1500 km/h when being actively pursued on foot or via dog sled. Description: SCP-3710 are two dog sled teams consisting of the following components: 8 cybernetically enhanced dogs, resembling those found in SCP-2624. Each dog possesses a miniaturized methane fueled Raptor rocket propulsion device in place of a rectal cavity. Propulsion is believed to be fueled by digestive byproducts. 1 sled composed of composite wooden material demonstrating physically impossible resistance to both the excessive heat and force produced by the dogs. Is equipped with 2 Raptor methane fueled rocket propulsion devices, and a giant white X painted across the bed. SCP-3710-1 are two humanoid individuals claiming to be Canadian-American business magnate and billionaire, Elon Musk. Both SCP-3710-1 instances show significantly different baseline physical, with the exception of the face, and behavioral traits from Mr. Musk. The entities possess 4 arms and prominent horns protruding from the top of their skulls. Despite continuously quoting Musk in all recorded interactions, SCP-3710-1 instances communicate in a manner closely resembling that of door-to-door salespersons. SCP-3710-1 exhibits a low level memetic effect, causing any individual who views the entity to perceive them as actually being Elon Musk.1 SCP-3710 manifests at random intervals along the route of the annual Iditarod, primarily during the 140km stretch of trail between Nenna and Manley Hot Springs, Alaska. SCP-3710 will follow targeted race participants above or alongside the trail until it is within vocal range.2 Once SCP-3710 has pulled within vocal range of its target, SCP-3710-1 will make attempts to persuade the race participant to purchase the most recent product being produced by one of Musk's companies. As the majority of products sold by Musk's companies are more expensive than race participants can actively afford, in 95% of cases the targeted party will refuse the offer. SCP-3710-1 will attempt multiple times to convince the targeted party. Should the party refuse three or more times, SCP-3710-1 will state its lack of interest in attempting to negotiate further. At this point, SCP-3710 will employ its propulsion devices, and either demanifest or move to the next target. When directly pursued by individuals not currently engaging it in business negotiations, SCP-3710 will demanifest, or activate its propulsion devices. Activating its propulsion devices in mountainous or icy terrain increases the probability of significant environmental hazards occurring, in addition to causing severe burn or blunt force wind damage to any individual caught in the jet stream. Discovery: SCP-3710 first appeared during the 1995 Iditarod, at which time SCP-3710-1 attempted to sell Zip2 software licenses to 15 different racers at $50,000 per licence. Following the initial manifestation, Foundation personnel contacted Elon Musk about his whereabouts during the Iditarod, at which point they determined that he had been on tour in New York City at the time of initial manifestation. An initial attempt was made to capture the entity utilizing six operatives posing as racers. SCP-3710 successfully evaded all members of the team via activation of its propulsion device, burying Four personnel beneath an avalanche. Two additional personnel were killed in the attempt when they were launched by SCP-3710's jet-stream into a grove of trees. Addendum: The following log contains the text transcript of an audio recording of an undercover Foundation agent interacting with SCP-3710-1. Audio Log I-3710-01 Date: 03/03/17 Participant: Agent Shiane McCormick. Subject: SCP-3710-01 Foreword: Agent McCormick was instructed, prior to the race, that should she encounter SCP-3710-1, she was instructed to refuse the first two attempts by the entity to sell its product, and then agree on the third attempt. Agent McCormick was given a card containing $100,000. She was not informed of SCP-3710-1's appearance prior to the incident. Begin Log I-3710-01 [The audio log begins. For approximately 30 minutes nothing is audible but Agent McCormick's breath and dogs running through snow. At approximately 08:30:17 an additional set of dogs running through snow becomes audible, and a voice can be heard.3] SCP-3710-1: "Greetings valued customer! When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. Brand is just a perception, and perception will match reality over time. Sometimes it will be ahead, other times it will be behind. But brand is simply a collective impression some have about a product. Speaking of products, would you be interested in our brand new Tesla electric car?" Agent McCormick: "Are you supposed to be Elon Musk?" SCP-3710-1: "Supposed to be? My good ma'am I am the one and only Elon Musk. We have a strict 'no-assholes policy' at SpaceX, and I would be in violation of that if I were an imposter! Now, would you be interested in purchasing a Tesla for only $203,000?" Agent McCormick: "I can't afford that." SCP-3710-1: "Come on, when Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars, people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked. I always invest my own money in the companies that I create, and you should too! What would you say if we lowered the price to 150,000 just for you?" Agent McCormick: "That's still too expensive." SCP-3710-1: "I do think there is a lot of potential if you have a compelling product and people are willing to pay a premium for that, but obviously if you don't have the cash, I can't make you buy. I'll make one final offer, for just a small loan of $50,000 you could be driving your new Tesla as soon as tomorrow! Whaddya say?" Agent McCormick: "$50,000? I can work with that." SCP-3710-1: "Excellent! Thank you for doing business with Tesla Industries. As a thank you from us to you, we're including this once in a lifetime bonus with your purchase: rocket propulsion cybernetic enhancements for you and your team! Thank you for shopping Tesla, remember: The first step is to establish that something is physically impossible; then cybernetic surgery will occur. This is an automated message, please wait 5 seconds for [UNINTELLIGIBLE]." Agent McCormick: "Rocket propuls-" [Agent McCormick promptly cuts out, for the next 5 seconds her sled dogs audibly whimper before the recording ends.] END LOG Postword: Following loss of contact with Agent McCormick, a team of retrieval operatives were deployed to the last recorded GPS contact. Agent McCormick and the accompanying sled dogs could not be located, although her sled remained in the middle of the trail. Later investigation discovered the transfer of $50,000 from a Foundation front company to the sales account of Tesla Inc. Update: 03/23/17 3 weeks following the events of the above audio log, Agent McCormick's GPS tracker reactivated in shallow waters off the coast of Tahiti. Retrieval teams recovered Agent McCormick and a fully functioning Tesla Model 3.4 Agent McCormick had sustained significant cybernetic surgical modification, including replacement of the lower jaw and esophagus with a Raptor propulsion device. McCormick was found alive in the trunk of the vehicle, with a hand written note attached to her forehead. Thank you for purchasing from Tesla Incorporated! We deeply regret the conditions under which we are forced to return your representative. An accident occurred when they attempted to prevent the agreed upon dog modification, as stated in Article 1 subsection 3 of our verbal purchase agreement: "Upon purchase, the customer shall cede all dogs in his/her possession for propulsion modification, in preparation for SpaceX's excursion to Enceladus." Please take the time to fill out this survey at [COGNITOHAZARDOUS URL REMOVED]. Your monetary and dog contribution to the Tesla-SpaceX rocket dog initiative is appreciated! We hope you shop with us again. Elon Musk Update: 03/03/18 Upon SCP-3710's following manifestation, a second, identical entity appeared with an equivalent number of canines to the first, matching the description of Agent McCormick's sled team. Agent McCormick's dogs appeared to possess cybernetic enhancements identical to those normally associated with SCP-3710's pre-existing individuals. As of this iteration, it is now believed that SCP-3710 targets Iditarod participants due to the relatively isolated nature of the route, and the conditioned training that their dogs undergo. Given the nature of such incidents, and relatively ineffective nature of SCP-3710-1's bargaining attempts, SCP-3710's requested upgrade to Keter has been denied.s a single dog-sled team
I love how seemlessly Dr. Bob went from, "Don't pay a genius, pay me."
I hope Dr. bob is not covetous of Elon Mush.
A lot of people actually have a anti-Elon mindset.
I swear it is either worship or unexplained distain 🤣I sense a memetic-SCP effect happening
@@NPC-bs3pm definitely some sort of cognito hazard!
elon music isn't a genius he just buys the tech from others
Why are you so angry at elon musk ?
You supposed to understand that elon musk isn't your avarege saleman . The amazing technology he giving people are sold to "billion dollar"companies with international impact . Not to stuiped people who , as you said , can't afford them and don't understand what to do with them .
And forgive me for saying that a device that can controll minds of creatures (such pigs and monkeys ) is indeed a proggrass in the study of neurobiology , and it's just one of the few things he done before . Some people are getting rich because of gumbling or taking adventage of the current stock market . But the reason elon musk is not only rich is because people understand that his intelligent and skills helping humanity go furthur . And not only he was rich but was the richest person in the whole world according to last year , and being the second richest is still something .
Many people hate him because he bought twitter and fired many of the employees . have you even seen twitter before he was in charge ? changing takes sacrifice and even if you don't like this sacrifice you can't run from the fact that it's efficent , and the value of twitter is earning more and more income because he got rid of all these spoiled employese . may i remind you that the biggest competotor of elon musk - jeff bezos , was the last owner of twitter ? Whouldn't you feel a littel bit uncomftable running a company with employees that got used to work under the rules of your biggest enemy ? .
also , for those who hate him because he agrees with republicans and refuse to be politically correct . Then you can't blame people simply because of their political views , and if you do then feel free to do it but it don't make you stand in the good side .
@@Lotrollo He makes it affordable relatively speaking on the worth of the latest tech and he at least buys it to put it in one place. He also has doctorates in engineering so, he's not dumb. Clearly smarter than you.
Leave it to Dr.Bob to cover SCP’s that are rarely known and underrated, thank you for your service and loyalty to the foundation.
Yea
19:05 damn that jaw is gonna be strong! That booster is gonna add so much force to bite if you activate it
NOT an official anomaly.
"His smile seemed forced."
That'd honestly make me feel more like it's the real deal than if he had a genuine smile on his face
“Elon Musk and his gaggle of cyborg dogs.” Never thought I’d hear that sentence today. 😂
Almost, Mush not Musk.
@@Morberisit's so similar tho
@@Morberisthat's what he said
@@LedionZogaj lol, it's almost like Musk acts like a Mush head.
Facts
This SCP is basically one big roast of Elon Musk.
So much 🤣
...and how!!!
Fr I want to see the look on his face once he sees this video and his reaction after watching it about the SCP made about him so badly now 🤣
@@thedraftingax5963
Why do I have a feeling that after that Elon will try to rename SCP Foundation to X Foundation.
Look , we all love SCP foundation . But let's ask ourself , does it really give justic to elon musk ?
Jeez Bob... you're really firing potshots at Elon huh.
No, just Elon.
I love how we can turn anything, even Elon Musk into an SCP
To be fair, Elon Musk is acting like an SCP. Especially the past few years as he's been having a very, very public breakdown or mental health crisis. He's been falling off ever since he hauled off and called that hero British cave diver who rescued those kids in Thailand a "pedophile" because Musk was mad the Thai government rejected his robot rescue idea.
Elon already is an SCP, except instead of turning dogs into cyborgs, he turns successful companies into money sinks.
lets do grimace shake
@@avokthebat6344😂😂
Wait until you hear about The Zuck
The most unbelievable part about the SCP lore is still that they manage to just stick a needle in anyone who sees something.
Have to imagine that not always, that's why Terror watch (?) Exists. They sometimes miss or the amnestics don't work like class of 76
They can carpet bomb with amnestic gas. No biggie. 🤷😉
I mean is higly traumatic and/or very hard to believe so even if they fail sometimes are just treated as conspiracy theorist, just a horror history or with memory altered by a trauma, in best case escenario to the witness is going to become an anartist, a member of the hand of the snake, or join to some anomalous organization
Cry some more.
They probably have automated tranquilizer guns that can inject amnestics, bob just takes artistic liberty with the normal doctor injecting it so that every viewer understands what's happening
"His smile is unnatural, overly forced, like he's trying too hard to replicate what a normal human expression looks like."
Yeah, that's Elon alright.
Idk that's a trait also seen in the creature known as Mark Zukerberg
@@AppleBottomJeansBootswiththa
Yes, these two are indeed creatures.
@@AppleBottomJeansBootswiththa Zucc is a reptilian. Musk is an alien blob.
@@EnriqueLaberinticoZuckerberg is an actual SCP in real life, he’s SCP-682
@@Sheim-b4k Elon musk is just trying to go back to his home on mars and mark is either a lizard or a cyborg
I think this is the most bizarre scp I have ever heard of, and actually kinda confusingly fascinating
The only difference between this and reality is he wasn't trying to name each of the dogs "X"
Grow up.
@@Darth-Claw-Killflex Yes, it's important to be an adult and not simp for a billionaire as if he'll give you a pat on the head. If he has a problem with it, he's a big boy, he can tell me himself. He doesn't need you.
But they did put an "X" on the sled! Gotta get that branding somewhere
@@Darth-Claw-Killflexyou’re the kid in this conversation. He’s spot on.
X with a number attached to each dog like iPhones lmao. He'd call it the X sled with revolutionary science.
Hum, one of the few ones that don't end with Dr Bod _directly_ interacting with the skip in question or something close to it. He's just out on a sled.
Thanks for the video Dr Bob!
Now we need Mush Zuckerberg
We already have 682
This isn’t an scp, this is just Elon musk.
Well did you see the picture of its body
hi Elon Musk, this is Patrick
@@hotschloddinAnd how do you know that isn't how he actually looks like?
@@hotschloddin I have seen the pic of Elon without a shirt and he could hide an extra pair of arms in that oversized abdomen.. He probably grinds the horns down Hellboy style.
It's not Dr bob, It's a ✨ELON MUSK✨
I find it hilarious that Elon Musk and the SCP foundation have met (possibly more than once since he’s well-known across the world).
I can see Elon musk sitting in his office with a scientist and 2 escort security guards discussing about anomalous technology
Clearly the SCP Foundation’s only solution here is to enter Elon Musk himself into the race so that he may counter SCP-3710’s ludicrous offers with one of his own 🤔!
lol
Honestly, that would be an interesting experiment
I’ve never even heard of Elon Mush, but he probably can run Twitter better than the current Elon
Definitely.
😂😂😂 FB makes a Twitter clone. Call it the Twitter killer it fails.
Musk takes the app he already has and makes it better than FB.
People still crying
True
@@davidstang526 Cope harder.
@@davidstang526I do not agree with your opinion.
The first part was really funny and then it got really, really disturbing 😳
The swipes at Elon and Tesla are hilarious! 😂
Elon gonna get us all 😢
This is really the strangest SCP I’ve ever seen 😧💙
Thank you Dr. Bob I’ve shared you with so many friends over the months. You continue to be amazing. My first video I seen of yours is the living room . It feel so long ago but it just proves how awesome your content is
"Instead, use that money to join the doctor bob patreon and become a junior researcher today." LMAO
Dr Bob is a very good story teller.
Elon Mush? Sounds like someone who will rename curent app "Birdie" to "Y" and make a "Resla" company.
Ok, now this really sounded like an SCP-J and I admit I was super skeptical about how good this could be.
But, once again, Dr. Bob proves to find the goods.
Some SCP-J's are absolute gold. Like the J-series plague doctor.
Be honest, at first you thought he was gonna have a Nuerolink after the brain scan 🧠
I hope Elon sees this and actually makes Rocket powered sleds.
If Elon is a SCP, they should call him XCP, and you know why
Keep up the BRILLIANT work Dr. Bob! Your work is THE BEST!!! 👊😎
gotta love Dr Bob just casually roasting Elon Musk while hes at it
You did a really good job on the musk time magazine. Your skill has improved so much since I subbed. Keep up the awesome work. Thanks for the quality content.
the slander throughout this video is wild and im here for it
Damn Dr bob shooting from the hip! This is an incredible scp great job
"Well that all sounds... pretty horrible." - TheExploringSeries
Mf became an anomalous entity after changing Twitter to X 💀
elon marsh with that hat
(stan marsh from south park wears that hat)
McCormick, its gonna be great.
edit: i dont know what im doing at this point. i thought taco things.
The most terrifying SCP ever.
I love the SCP community so much
Me too
Who else feels sad for the dogs😢
This has got to be the funniest and most random scp ever lol 😂
I find it funny that this video is more about Dr. Bob talking shit about Elon Musk as a person, more than anything about the anomalous nature of this SCP...I approve.
Something tells me Dr. Bob isn’t the biggest Elon Musk fan 😂
Hard to tell isn't it ..😂
Because he is a leftist.
@@08alende 'We're very sorry that Dr. Bob's content was too much for your delicate sensibilities. Please send your complaints to the Complaints department on Floor 420. By the way, the elevator's broken.'
@@tophat3157 Bro, at least I am not parading "SpaceManBad". Kinda ironic, given the fact that you were the one crying like babies for over a decade.
@@08alende Sir, we can clearly see that the content on Dr. Bob's Video is making you very cross. Please head up to floor 420, those steps aren't going to climb themselves.
Man I must be tripping watching this SCP
Just when I think the day had nothing good in it, Dr. Bob drops an SCP on me. Lo and behold its the bird-hunter himself. Elon Mush!!!
The fact that a good chunk of this video is digging into Elon Musk makes me smile.
I half expected to have Mr. Musk himself in the comment section. I wouldn't be surprised if he follows the SCP world.
It sounds more pleasant than Elon Musk.
That's what's in Elon's brain
Mush
I bet Elon paid DR. Bob to make this video
Also, probably overpaid by 10x and isn't aware the video takes shots at him.
Bro took "blud thinks he's elon musk" to a whole new level 💀
Elon musk imposters yeah still can't beat Greek among us god
"the lack of understanding for the financial status of everyday people" you really roasted musk there💀💀💀💀
Can't even escape the drama of Elon musk when working for the scp foundation
I think this SCP is a variant of that one SCP that comes as a whole hive of guys with multiple arms and makes weird human noises.
four-armed humanoid extradimensional in particular would like to replace humanity and their genome is in humans already, but it is from the future. A quantum genetic path that demands to be recognized and manifest.
funnily enough i literally just watched the cool guys dont look at explosions video and im living for dr bobs disdain for elon musk
That patreon ad was smooth
Truly terrifying Elon mush even more scary then Elon Tusk
hahahaha, rocket specialist here, they would absolutely burn away the dogs behind them :D
That's why they're _Cyborg_ dogs. That and they're anomalous, so they could simply just be fireproof like the wood.
Elon must’ve really pissed off Dr Bob😂
Kudos Bob! This is the downright wierd and obscure we want!!!!
This is what turned the Twitter logo into a X
Who named this one Elon Mush?!
GIVE THEM A PROMOTION!!!
Dude at first I thought this would be a weird somewhat lame scp, but bro you got me hooked once I started see the video. Keep it up man!
Man just roasting Elon musk 😂
Do it Bob!
Can you talk about scp-2624 in a new video?
SCP Murk Zuckerberg when
I think that’s probably just regular Elon
HA I KNEW IT. If anyone is a fan of south park the beanie is Stan Marsh beanie. Same color and design. I had to double check
Si! Thanks!!!
This is just an elaborate way to diss on Elon Musk LOL.
If it was intentional or not but the beanie is same design from Stan make sh in south park. I knew I recognized. Nice reference if intentionally done or not. Take care cliff and great job to dr bob team
Elon Musk's species:
we gotta get elon musk to react to scp 3710-1
20 min of flamming elon musk
I love it lol
I wish there was an SCP that hunted down other SCPs and threw back what they were doing at them.
Ah yes. My boy Elon is now an SCP
Author Here: I cannot believe you made this a video. This was a shitpost absurd article. Further context: I originally wrote this article as a caricature of bad used car salesman Alien... and then it turned out it was an accurate description of Elon Musk.
Congrats mate, ya made it!
Elon Musk and Elon Mush?
Nah bro we got
Elon majestically ruining your body
I have Dr.Bob playing in the bg while I do ,my english homework and hour before it due and I had to stop and see this video because I got so interested in the dialogue. As soon as I looked up Idoubled over laughing. Keep up the good work Dr.Bob!!!!!!!!!!
It’s like Balto! If Balto was a horror film- .__. 😅
Bro just roasted Elon Musk
This is one hell of a quote tweet.
Tahiti is a magical place
I love all the jokes at Elon's expense.
First scp where D- Classes didnt get slaughtered like animals
I knew this was gonna be a good one when the title said Elon Mush 💀
Just great! 🚀
And yeah im a mechanic i discarded that guy and recovered the dogs
I live in Texas, and I just want to say thank you for giving us a video that made me feel cold for even 20 minutes. It's literally 105F (40C) outside my front door right now.
😮❤my favorite dr.bob uploaded I'm happy rn Bob deserves more subs and views and likes
Well said.
Things I've learned today.. Dr Bob hates Elon Musk. 😂
SCP-3710
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Iditarod racers claiming to have witnessed SCP-3710 are to be administered Class A amnestics. Foundation undercover personnel are positioned along known locations of SCP-3710 manifestation. Personnel have been instructed to use special tranquilizer rifles to apprehend SCP-3710. All prior attempts to contain SCP-3710 have failed due to its tendency to either spontaneously demanifest or accelerate to speeds in excess of 1500 km/h when being actively pursued on foot or via dog sled.
Description: SCP-3710 are two dog sled teams consisting of the following components:
8 cybernetically enhanced dogs, resembling those found in SCP-2624. Each dog possesses a miniaturized methane fueled Raptor rocket propulsion device in place of a rectal cavity. Propulsion is believed to be fueled by digestive byproducts.
1 sled composed of composite wooden material demonstrating physically impossible resistance to both the excessive heat and force produced by the dogs. Is equipped with 2 Raptor methane fueled rocket propulsion devices, and a giant white X painted across the bed.
SCP-3710-1 are two humanoid individuals claiming to be Canadian-American business magnate and billionaire, Elon Musk. Both SCP-3710-1 instances show significantly different baseline physical, with the exception of the face, and behavioral traits from Mr. Musk. The entities possess 4 arms and prominent horns protruding from the top of their skulls. Despite continuously quoting Musk in all recorded interactions, SCP-3710-1 instances communicate in a manner closely resembling that of door-to-door salespersons. SCP-3710-1 exhibits a low level memetic effect, causing any individual who views the entity to perceive them as actually being Elon Musk.1
SCP-3710 manifests at random intervals along the route of the annual Iditarod, primarily during the 140km stretch of trail between Nenna and Manley Hot Springs, Alaska. SCP-3710 will follow targeted race participants above or alongside the trail until it is within vocal range.2 Once SCP-3710 has pulled within vocal range of its target, SCP-3710-1 will make attempts to persuade the race participant to purchase the most recent product being produced by one of Musk's companies.
As the majority of products sold by Musk's companies are more expensive than race participants can actively afford, in 95% of cases the targeted party will refuse the offer. SCP-3710-1 will attempt multiple times to convince the targeted party. Should the party refuse three or more times, SCP-3710-1 will state its lack of interest in attempting to negotiate further. At this point, SCP-3710 will employ its propulsion devices, and either demanifest or move to the next target.
When directly pursued by individuals not currently engaging it in business negotiations, SCP-3710 will demanifest, or activate its propulsion devices. Activating its propulsion devices in mountainous or icy terrain increases the probability of significant environmental hazards occurring, in addition to causing severe burn or blunt force wind damage to any individual caught in the jet stream.
Discovery:
SCP-3710 first appeared during the 1995 Iditarod, at which time SCP-3710-1 attempted to sell Zip2 software licenses to 15 different racers at $50,000 per licence. Following the initial manifestation, Foundation personnel contacted Elon Musk about his whereabouts during the Iditarod, at which point they determined that he had been on tour in New York City at the time of initial manifestation.
An initial attempt was made to capture the entity utilizing six operatives posing as racers. SCP-3710 successfully evaded all members of the team via activation of its propulsion device, burying Four personnel beneath an avalanche. Two additional personnel were killed in the attempt when they were launched by SCP-3710's jet-stream into a grove of trees.
Addendum:
The following log contains the text transcript of an audio recording of an undercover Foundation agent interacting with SCP-3710-1.
Audio Log I-3710-01
Date: 03/03/17
Participant: Agent Shiane McCormick.
Subject: SCP-3710-01
Foreword: Agent McCormick was instructed, prior to the race, that should she encounter SCP-3710-1, she was instructed to refuse the first two attempts by the entity to sell its product, and then agree on the third attempt. Agent McCormick was given a card containing $100,000. She was not informed of SCP-3710-1's appearance prior to the incident.
Begin Log I-3710-01
[The audio log begins. For approximately 30 minutes nothing is audible but Agent McCormick's breath and dogs running through snow. At approximately 08:30:17 an additional set of dogs running through snow becomes audible, and a voice can be heard.3]
SCP-3710-1: "Greetings valued customer! When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. Brand is just a perception, and perception will match reality over time. Sometimes it will be ahead, other times it will be behind. But brand is simply a collective impression some have about a product. Speaking of products, would you be interested in our brand new Tesla electric car?"
Agent McCormick: "Are you supposed to be Elon Musk?"
SCP-3710-1: "Supposed to be? My good ma'am I am the one and only Elon Musk. We have a strict 'no-assholes policy' at SpaceX, and I would be in violation of that if I were an imposter! Now, would you be interested in purchasing a Tesla for only $203,000?"
Agent McCormick: "I can't afford that."
SCP-3710-1: "Come on, when Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars, people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked. I always invest my own money in the companies that I create, and you should too! What would you say if we lowered the price to 150,000 just for you?"
Agent McCormick: "That's still too expensive."
SCP-3710-1: "I do think there is a lot of potential if you have a compelling product and people are willing to pay a premium for that, but obviously if you don't have the cash, I can't make you buy. I'll make one final offer, for just a small loan of $50,000 you could be driving your new Tesla as soon as tomorrow! Whaddya say?"
Agent McCormick: "$50,000? I can work with that."
SCP-3710-1: "Excellent! Thank you for doing business with Tesla Industries. As a thank you from us to you, we're including this once in a lifetime bonus with your purchase: rocket propulsion cybernetic enhancements for you and your team! Thank you for shopping Tesla, remember: The first step is to establish that something is physically impossible; then cybernetic surgery will occur. This is an automated message, please wait 5 seconds for [UNINTELLIGIBLE]."
Agent McCormick: "Rocket propuls-"
[Agent McCormick promptly cuts out, for the next 5 seconds her sled dogs audibly whimper before the recording ends.]
END LOG
Postword: Following loss of contact with Agent McCormick, a team of retrieval operatives were deployed to the last recorded GPS contact. Agent McCormick and the accompanying sled dogs could not be located, although her sled remained in the middle of the trail. Later investigation discovered the transfer of $50,000 from a Foundation front company to the sales account of Tesla Inc.
Update: 03/23/17
3 weeks following the events of the above audio log, Agent McCormick's GPS tracker reactivated in shallow waters off the coast of Tahiti. Retrieval teams recovered Agent McCormick and a fully functioning Tesla Model 3.4 Agent McCormick had sustained significant cybernetic surgical modification, including replacement of the lower jaw and esophagus with a Raptor propulsion device. McCormick was found alive in the trunk of the vehicle, with a hand written note attached to her forehead.
Thank you for purchasing from Tesla Incorporated!
We deeply regret the conditions under which we are forced to return your representative. An accident occurred when they attempted to prevent the agreed upon dog modification, as stated in Article 1 subsection 3 of our verbal purchase agreement: "Upon purchase, the customer shall cede all dogs in his/her possession for propulsion modification, in preparation for SpaceX's excursion to Enceladus."
Please take the time to fill out this survey at [COGNITOHAZARDOUS URL REMOVED]. Your monetary and dog contribution to the Tesla-SpaceX rocket dog initiative is appreciated! We hope you shop with us again.
Elon Musk
Update: 03/03/18
Upon SCP-3710's following manifestation, a second, identical entity appeared with an equivalent number of canines to the first, matching the description of Agent McCormick's sled team. Agent McCormick's dogs appeared to possess cybernetic enhancements identical to those normally associated with SCP-3710's pre-existing individuals.
As of this iteration, it is now believed that SCP-3710 targets Iditarod participants due to the relatively isolated nature of the route, and the conditioned training that their dogs undergo. Given the nature of such incidents, and relatively ineffective nature of SCP-3710-1's bargaining attempts, SCP-3710's requested upgrade to Keter has been denied.s a single dog-sled team
I get the feeling the author of this SCP doesn't like Elon. lol
Now i want to see Mark Zuckerberg as a lizard SCP 😂
What’s next? Mr best?
I’m still curious as to how the foundation knows how Elon Mush looks like?
Well it’s a terrifying SCP but still less creepier than the real Ellen mask
Elmo Musk