England: "Iran you should REALLY heed my warning about America" Iran: "Why's that?" England: "Because I've dealt with aggressive folks before, I have Ireland and Scotland next door. When they get angry it's a force to be reckoned with." Iran: "So what? I'm not even attacking them yet." England: "You're missing my lesson. Some of them moved TO the United States. They liked it enough to STAY and thrive. This won't end well for you."
So I tend to watch a lot of history and anthropology channels and a vast majority of those have come to the consensus that generally speaking a colony is the concentrated form of its parent country. We are weird for a reason. And we make it everyone else's problem.
The radar cross section will go from a Mach 2 Bubble bee to a Mach 2 Bald Eagle. 'MURICA!!! As long as we're defacing taxpayer property let's paint Franklin on the munitions like Slim Pickens.
@@butlewe1ride that baby all the way. There used to be a model company that made one called "thermonuclear rodeo" and it was that scene from dr. Strangelove.
Fun variations I've used are "Only God can judge. I just set the court date." and "If they're dumb enough to try this, we'll send em same-day air straight to God."
I heard that they were sending the kid yesterday. My first thought was, "They are gonna open the hanger." I couldn't wait for what HLC would have. Hahaha
Franklin zips up his flight suit, he places his aviators firmly on his face, places Kenny Loggins "DANGER ZONE" on repeat along with Kickstart my Heart, We Will Rock You, and Bad to the bone. Checks his tower for clearance, pisses on an Iranian flag and fires his engines.... Its a BAD day for the Iranian air force. The kid softly in the background "Would you intercept us? We'd intercept us..."
@@DevinEMILE I was honestly shocked when I got stuck attending my first command brief as a civilian and when the presenting officer asked for questions, the whole audience was silent, even the supervisors. Far too many prior service members who've all seen this game before... The officer kept fishing for a few minutes before ending the briefing semi-gracefully...
“I hate to side with somebody who is known for notoriously doing weird shit, but that actually makes a lot of sense” yeah, Florida have a massive point there 😳
but that would imply that the US is actually much further ahead than they are revealing tot he world in terms of military capabilities and have actual drones capable of completely mimicking feline animals and had them since the 80s. which makes the US technological power 3x more technologically superior than even the army guys know.
@@redlefevre5448 no they aren't, humans have also self domesticated we demonstrate Neotony, childlike features and behavior that persist through adulthood, which is a key indicator for domestication,
I have an even better idea. We need to troll Maga into wearing PT belts as the new Maga symbol. They'll think it stands for something, but in reality we gave them one of our biggest jokes and an easy way to identify them.
That line put me in mind of a short story about a future fighter aircraft sent back in time to WW1. After hand filtering enough lantern fuel (kerosene) to fill his tanks, he finds his missiles can't lock on to wood and string, so he flies past at speed and lets the shock wave deal with the enemy biplanes.
He was just an MS not a CSM bastard jumped to avoid getting deployed to the sandbox when he still had a year left of course work and 2 years of evals to go Fucker straight up took the retirement pay hit just so he didn't have to get deployed meanwhile screwing his entire unit's command structure and preparedness
Anyone else have a genuine emotional reaction for the kid? The previous generations’ pride.. Oof, right in the feels. I hope Franklin writes while he’s deployed…
Franklin just gonna stuff pringles cans full of pizza crust and sun dried rat meat and send it with a paw print inside a crudely drawn heart in the lid. No need for written word when your love language is food.
As someone who is having a rough day (tears have been shed and mental breakdowns have occurred) - God bless the F-22 and Franklin. I have never laughed SO HARD about a character (I cried even more). Thank you HLC for the momentary laugh in an otherwise rough day.
Hey Raine', I hear you. I've been having a rotten year. But HLC and others have encouraged some much needed laughter. The kind that's so out loud, I'm surprised by the sound of it. Even hearing my own giggles... is a relief. I hope you're feeling better.
I wonder if he's gonna be sharing the runway with navy Super Hornets loaded with AIM-174B 'Big Sticks' and he's like "Why do you have those and not me?"
While I'm not thrilled about the potential escalation of violence, I'm just too invested in The Kid's character arc. Started tearing up watching him react to being on-deck.
@fabiomarangon2748 The more interesting thing is that if the F-22's are cleared to engage, they will likely be flying with F-35's as support and backup. It's going to be really embarrassing when any operational Iranian Su's, Mig's, Phantoms, and Tomcats suddenly lose their radars to high intensity jamming moments before the 22's send them to Allah.
The apple hasn't fallen far from the tree. Back just before WW1 the royal navy was sent to keep the peace between Ottoman and Greek navies in the Med, they did this via decimating both navies.
WHEN HE GETS HIGH HE GETS HIGH ON SPEED! MACH 2 BUMBLEBEES A DRUG FOR ME MY HEART MY HEART KICKSTART MY HEART!!!! (Also Im very concerned with Florida making perfect sense, but IDC those cute fuzzy bastards can spy on me all they want).
@@darcidious99 i would corroborate with HLC to swap up most the lyrics with avionic parody lyrics. I cant bring myself to say (phonetically) Aeroplane. Its just... airplane. :p
@@nintendofan1749 that's where my brain went to when he said it. And come to think of it, it was Bob Barker that said it in the movie too. Must be an Old Man thing, LOL
God I love the “birds aren’t real” meme 🤣 Covid was just a manufactured crisis to keep us all inside while the government replaced the birds batteries.
Go look up what family of birds crows and ravens belong to and lemme know what size hat I should make you. I just bought a whole new roll of aluminum foil and I'm on your side.
They left the ‘failed units’ on planet as an old CCTV style system (basically in-home trail cams 😂) and they continued to breed at a certain level, then humans somehow figured out THEY could alter their breeding and then it became a shitshow, cause humans😂
Omg I love the callback to the 22's dream episode!! "There's no hiding it now... kid, you're up," was almost exactly the same line. Love the continuity 😃 ... the 'Raptor's Dream' episode is definitely not my favorite and I definitely haven't memorized it... 😅😅😅
The US is like a giant family. We love each other, but we don't always like each other. God forbid someone decides to interject themselves into our internal mess. Also, got tears in my eyes with the kid finally getting let loose.
@@gilessaint-loup2426 they are 30 year old planes. You can find enough fotos on the internet of every part of this plane to make a very accurate model of it. They aren't like the B-21s and NGAD / FA-XX.
@@pigeonpoo1823 Yep,so their God's gonna have so many fucking people coming for meetings that he'll need to create a whole new level of heaven just to fit the fucking waiting line.
I find it enormously entertaining that despite Walz being a US CSM, I could not only follow those jokes, but also totally understand, even as an Australian!😂
isn't a CSM he was an MS, coksucker retired as soon as it was downwind that his unit was going to get deployed, still had an entire year left of work to get his CSM cert
@@victorkreig6089 retirement doesn't work like that in the Military. It takes months to get everything in order to retire when you want and if they need you they can deny it and keep you. He served 24 years, I think he deserves to be respected for it. You would know this is you served.
@@forboldenI served and I am retired Ill say it he was never a Sergeant Major he was a master Sergeant and when he retired he still had not completed what he needed to be and left when his unit came down on orders. The Unit he was in came out and said that.
@@thearcticoperator4525 He officially retired in May of 2005. Unit wasn't notified August 2005 and mobilized in October, It deployed in March of 2006. Looked for remarks from people in his unit and the only thing I found was 2 Sergeants who said he had planned retirement and to run for Congress well before anything started. One even said he wasn't going to vote for him but he was a good person who worked hard.
@@forbolden read the regs he was appointed conditionally that condition was to complete the smaj academy which is 2 year then serve another 2 years on top of that failure to do so reduces you back to the original rank he did not fulfill the terms of the contract for sergeant major he is not one end of discussion. Also Angry cops just did a video where other sergeant majors and confirm that and he use the actual regulation and dod policy one of which states he could run for office and still be military does the name kelsey gabbard mean anything to you she just became a battalion commander in the Army. The point is man ir doesnt matter what he had inteneded he signed an agreement with Army for a CSM slot not a sergeant major they are different in roles and responsibilities. He took that from someone else who wanted that and would have deployed and completed the requirements. He did not . At the end of the day it doesnt matter how nice he is he failed to follow through on a comittment to the army how are we supposed to trust him to lead the country even as VP he abandonded the men the chose to lead when they needed him most if you have deployed and servered you would understand how agregious that is . Do your research
Kinda wanna see the Senate ALL have to attend a 'fun event' and bring their families. "Alright Schumer, McConnel; you've 'volunteered' for the dunk tank. Congressional FRG spent a considerable amount of their budget on these and we will not waste the assets, hooah?"
Or having the House of Representatives in the front leaning rest. That'd quit their bickering real damn quick. "Room, attention!" "Front leaning rest position, move!" "In cadence... exercise!" "1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!"
Raptor: "I need to pay them a, what do you call it here?" Rest of the World: "A visit? You mean a vi---" Raptor: "A beating! That's the word! Yeah a beating, be right back."
No idea about some of the military inside stuff but the "not going home until this bill is signed" is something I completely support. No vacations for Congress. They choose to do this, the country never sleeps, their job is 24/7/365 until they leave their seat. Not up for discussion, not up for negotiation, they are our bitches until they quit.
@@robdenny514 Why, because you need the government to tell you who you can vote for even more? Son, you don't need to be handing any more power out than you already have. You just need to fulfill your duties as a voter.
@CJFellowServant4288 canceling someone only works if their fans care about it... I couldn't give two shits about the opinions of people who try to cancel humor. I don't even think people like that are human.
Best one yet HLC and I loved the jokes about Kamala’s VP pick. Got chills from all the hooah and standards and discipline 😂 …. Also it’s about time Foxtrot 22 got some real burn. “If they want to meet god, you set up the meeting” Hell Yes!!!! Also thanks for the ADA vids, I report to Sill in December to start 14E AIT.
Im gonna cry!😭 He's FINALLY gonna eat!!... On a sidenote I'm seeing comments in the wild of the interwebs about The Kid.... You've become part of internet culture @HLC 😎💪 which technically means world culture😶😎
i really do wonder if they learned anything since being told "you should go home now". now they'll be sent to god with same day shipping. God bless America
"Out the hanger, under Franklin's legs, between grampa buff's engines, in 35's slipstream, nothing but missile in turban!" -- The kid, a week in... _Probably._
Iranians don't wear turbans do they? And why did the kid shoot the Siehk (They do wear turbans)? And Turbans do not fit under a flight helmet the Indians have tried yet failed to get one to fit.
1:58 So this is what the Lincoln has been doing since they left Newport News..? For context: I worked on that boat as a civilian. Then I got laid off right before overhaul finished. The earthquake didn't help either.
You are very correct. As Americans we like to fight amongst ourselves. But Irene save you if you do something to get us all to agree that you need to go. There won’t be a crater. It will be a god damn sea.
Many years from now, when my great, great, great, great, great, granddaughter look on her Samsung Galaxy 700, she'll ask my AI convert consciousness what caused that funny hole in the middle east, my response will be, "This is what happens when someone decides to be stupid and fights the US and a good chunk of the world"
I can just see the poor loadmasters on the ESTA C-17: "Ah.. hey guys... why is there a Racoon on board?" F-22 Crew Chief: "Just... just don't touch him. Last time I did he threw a 3/4 inch wrench at me then some-crazy-how pulled out a cutting torch."
@@Adi-bo5do People have been literally killed because of the Democrats NOT securing the Southern border (and blocking it whenever someone else tries to).
@@Adi-bo5do I mean Kamala's time as DA led to her putting a few innocent people in prison, and under her supervision she made lawsuits against the big banks to get dismissed after their games during the 2008 housing crisis. Which my family did suffer under.
we watched 12 of the kid land in the UK and in the comments they said we finally see the KID its so funny and raccoon was brought up!! i love you're vids and i think here in the uk SO MANY PEOPLE DO!!! what a sight it was................. GOD BLESS THE US...I'd intercept it
Is it a bad thing that I'm now imagining Franklin watching from the sidelines in a neutral country with a footlong hotdog in one hand, massive soda next to him, and a giant foam finger saying "GO RAPTOR GO"? You know what? I want that on a T-Shirt. HLC, the idea's yours if you send me one.
Iran: "Haha the USA is sending unescorted B-52s into our space! We shall intercept with glorious revolutionary air guard!" The F-22 wing no one can see until it's too late: "Keep distracting them, Buff!"
Not gonna lie I 100% agree with the “America is good at fighting, and as long as everyone plays nice and chills out they do most of the fighting with each other. God save you if you become the target of their aggression though.” (I know it’s not the whole quote, but it gets the point across)
Correction on Walz. Per the Minnesota National Guard, he was NOT a "Command Sergeant Major", but instead was a "Master Sergeant" due to not completing his training. All the news & political outlets are going to spin things the direction they want, but I'll trust the Guard's statements when it comes to his rank & service record.
He did indeed serve as Sergeant Major, but since he did not complete all the Sergeants Major Academy coursework, he was administratively reduced to Master Sergeant after retiring, but it is indeed 100% accurate to say he was a SGM while serving (not even frocked since he was being paid as an E9, only in retirement is he back down to E8)
@@jamesscott2894being a Sargent Major select does not make someone a Sargent Major. The paperwork shows he was a Master Sargent up until he retired. It is stolen valor to claim a rank he did not have.
@@VolcanixAquatix I think it's worse. With the draft, you're being forced to do something you never signed up for. Walz willingly joined the National Guard, but when it came time to actually fight he said "naw, I'm out."
As a childless cat guy I can confirm that our feline friends are in fact here to keep us under observation, A task they find very boring, which is why they sleep on the job so much.
Lmfaoooo I didn't even think about the possibility of Walz giving the entire collective country area beautification duty but I can see it happening now.
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I hope we find out sometime in the future that real F22 piolts started saying, "Would you intercept me..."on the radio. Lol
That would be hilariously awesome 😂
They'd have to cut the mike right after or the snickering would ruin it
I heard from an Air Force guy that that joke goes around so I bet that they already do it. 😂
PLEASE POST IT TO TH-cam
100% will happen but kid will give him the your #1 Salute canopy to canopy
Edit: I think it falls under keeping international relations current
The kid has been very hungry since the balloon incident.....
Hang on... Is the F22 actually deployed in the region?? 🎉
@@stennanYes it is
@@stennan yes
You know I'm still amazed America sent a fucking F-22 to fire a missile on the damn thing. Wasn't there eh... A cheaper way to handle that?
@@theultimategamer9240 We are the US of f'king A. We always go the expensive route
England: "Iran you should REALLY heed my warning about America"
Iran: "Why's that?"
England: "Because I've dealt with aggressive folks before, I have Ireland and Scotland next door. When they get angry it's a force to be reckoned with."
Iran: "So what? I'm not even attacking them yet."
England: "You're missing my lesson. Some of them moved TO the United States. They liked it enough to STAY and thrive. This won't end well for you."
I read that in HLC's British voice. 😂
@@michellekunes2861 Ah good, I've done my job well then lol
So I tend to watch a lot of history and anthropology channels and a vast majority of those have come to the consensus that generally speaking a colony is the concentrated form of its parent country. We are weird for a reason. And we make it everyone else's problem.
@@michellekunes2861 So did I! We must all have damaged brains! 😂
England: I starved them so hard the left for America and became even angrier.
Some of my favorite lines:
"Can't reason with stupid."
"If they want a piece, give them the whole thing."
What about "I won't let you down, Grandpa Buff" ?
I like those but how about the "If they want to meet their god, arrange a meeting."
The Kid is gonna get so bored he’ll start doing trick shots 😂😂😂
It's like the Pringles add once u pop u can't stop
Somewhere an F22 Raptor pilot is giggling like a schoolgirl while painting two eyes and a mouth on his nose.
The radar cross section will go from a Mach 2 Bubble bee to a Mach 2 Bald Eagle. 'MURICA!!! As long as we're defacing taxpayer property let's paint Franklin on the munitions like Slim Pickens.
Or "I'd intercept me"
Fucking Glorious!!! lololol
Two eyes and a mouth on his nose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@butlewe1ride that baby all the way. There used to be a model company that made one called "thermonuclear rodeo" and it was that scene from dr. Strangelove.
"If they wanna meet their God then you go ahead and set up the meeting" is probably the most threatening thing I've ever heard.
Kind of reminds me of the speech M.O.H. recipient David Bellavia gave.
Fun variations I've used are "Only God can judge. I just set the court date." and "If they're dumb enough to try this, we'll send em same-day air straight to God."
@@richwalter3107 you mean that prisoner that killed a p@do?
"Pick a God and pray" is a favorite of mine.
That is the entire point of war. You don't enter the battle to meet your god, you go into battle to send the other schmuck to meet theirs.
I heard that they were sending the kid yesterday. My first thought was, "They are gonna open the hanger." I couldn't wait for what HLC would have. Hahaha
Hangar doors slowly coming open like the beginning of Cars
Franklin better get to be the tip of the spear.
@@Skiritaihe better be filming with a GoPro...
First thought: "Shit, Franklin finally found the hangar key"
Franklin zips up his flight suit, he places his aviators firmly on his face, places Kenny Loggins "DANGER ZONE" on repeat along with Kickstart my Heart, We Will Rock You, and Bad to the bone. Checks his tower for clearance, pisses on an Iranian flag and fires his engines.... Its a BAD day for the Iranian air force. The kid softly in the background "Would you intercept us? We'd intercept us..."
Don’t forget the Free Bird
Can’t forget panama
Gotta have 'Thunder Struck'
We'd intercept us HARD
You forgot Stranglehold from the great American, Uncle Ted.
Listen, I'm Navy, and I absolutely got the "lemme piggyback off of what [insert rank] said" that keeps Quarters going for an extra half-hour.
Yep, HLC missed an opportunity there to piggyback. I was waiting for it.
Trust me it happens in the Air Force are forced too. Often like “As the [insert title/rank] said…”
Then they field it to questions and you always got the same guy asking two or three questions. Like dude shut up im trying to go home.
Ok, to piggyback off @KelchamFerret….. 😂
@@DevinEMILE
I was honestly shocked when I got stuck attending my first command brief as a civilian and when the presenting officer asked for questions, the whole audience was silent, even the supervisors. Far too many prior service members who've all seen this game before...
The officer kept fishing for a few minutes before ending the briefing semi-gracefully...
F-22: *"LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS"*
What do you mean "back"? He's been grass fed till this point. He might finally get to taste some actual meat this time.
@Viktor16161616 its a reference to a line in the Lord of The Rings : The Two Towers. The Uruk-Hai vs goblins scene in Rohan's territory.
while the meat might be smaller than chicken nuggets it's still meat
More like finally on the menu
Whaddya mean MEAT? More like falafel and chickpeas. Maybe some Shwarma if you're lucky. Ask for extra sauce.
Iran is about to take a new position regarding their foreign policy:
Face down, arse up.
Iran has won the coin toss and elected to recieve.
Apparently they chose tails, how fitting for the moment.
Nahh more like Bologna Mist
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner. 🏆👑🏆
Now this is whats known as a maneuvering kill!
The UK just SWORE. You know how serious world shit is when the UK has to swear to get a point across?!
When they drop the proper aristocrat style and start talking normally to you, that is a sign you should be listening.
As a Brit I can confirm this.
“I hate to side with somebody who is known for notoriously doing weird shit, but that actually makes a lot of sense” yeah, Florida have a massive point there 😳
but that would imply that the US is actually much further ahead than they are revealing tot he world in terms of military capabilities and have actual drones capable of completely mimicking feline animals and had them since the 80s.
which makes the US technological power 3x more technologically superior than even the army guys know.
They may seem cute and adorable, the next thing you know massive alien tentacles coming out of it's mouth swallowing you whole.
Their micro movements remind me of Jurassic Park animatronics.
Cats are the only animal on Earth to "domesticate" themselves...it makes you think...
@@redlefevre5448 no they aren't, humans have also self domesticated we demonstrate Neotony, childlike features and behavior that persist through adulthood, which is a key indicator for domestication,
If we make Congress wear reflective belts, they'll soon go away.
We dont wear it in battle to give the baddies a chance
I have an even better idea. We need to troll Maga into wearing PT belts as the new Maga symbol. They'll think it stands for something, but in reality we gave them one of our biggest jokes and an easy way to identify them.
@@aBitSaltyRN you might want to think about not smart ideas before posting them.
@@aBitSaltyRN Do you....not want to make America great again...?
@@aBitSaltyRNis the thought that the person next to you doesn’t share your every opinion that scary?
“He’s gonna be doing trick shots” has me dead. Why am I proud of the kid too lol
The sad part is he will likely be taking out Tomcats and Phantoms.
I nearly did a spit take at that 😂😂😂😂
That line put me in mind of a short story about a future fighter aircraft sent back in time to WW1. After hand filtering enough lantern fuel (kerosene) to fill his tanks, he finds his missiles can't lock on to wood and string, so he flies past at speed and lets the shock wave deal with the enemy biplanes.
Trick shots, peak a boo, hide and go seek.
I was gonna comment but i already found one word for word 😂😂
When the VP yells at the cabinet members for walking in the grass.
What if a helicopter lands 🤷♂️ 😂
@davidbright8978 yeah just don't vote for him. Unless you want more praising of burned down cities.
@@T57Custodian they are exempt
He was just an MS not a CSM bastard jumped to avoid getting deployed to the sandbox when he still had a year left of course work and 2 years of evals to go
Fucker straight up took the retirement pay hit just so he didn't have to get deployed meanwhile screwing his entire unit's command structure and preparedness
Stop walking on the commanders grass
Anyone else have a genuine emotional reaction for the kid? The previous generations’ pride.. Oof, right in the feels.
I hope Franklin writes while he’s deployed…
I hope Franklin doesn't "get lonely" and take up w/ an F-16 or F-35 while the kid's deployed.
Franklin just gonna stuff pringles cans full of pizza crust and sun dried rat meat and send it with a paw print inside a crudely drawn heart in the lid. No need for written word when your love language is food.
" I hope Franklin writes" . That is epic!
Ok i wasn't the only
one
Yeah, me too! Go get 'em kid! 😢
As someone who is having a rough day (tears have been shed and mental breakdowns have occurred) - God bless the F-22 and Franklin. I have never laughed SO HARD about a character (I cried even more). Thank you HLC for the momentary laugh in an otherwise rough day.
Hey Raine', I hear you. I've been having a rotten year. But HLC and others have encouraged some much needed laughter. The kind that's so out loud, I'm surprised by the sound of it. Even hearing my own giggles... is a relief.
I hope you're feeling better.
Hey, you two, just remember the wise words my Daddy once told me when I accidentally swallowed a nickel and freaked out: "Son, this too shall pass."
Please enjoy some hot cocoa/cold soda and a weighted blanket. :)
LMFAO!! The Kid’s, “You mean it” got me crying right now this shit is something I look forward to watching on the daily 😂😂😂
I wonder if he's gonna be sharing the runway with navy Super Hornets loaded with AIM-174B 'Big Sticks' and he's like "Why do you have those and not me?"
@@sonar357🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikept it together until Grandpa buff, he diced the onion for me. 😢 I'm so damn proud. 😂
While I'm not thrilled about the potential escalation of violence, I'm just too invested in The Kid's character arc. Started tearing up watching him react to being on-deck.
"he's gonna start doing TRICKSHOTS!" - ROTFLMAO!
These videos almost always end on a hilarious high note.
What would a trickshot even look like now I'm curious
Maybe some upside-down shots idk
20mm through the canopy into the targets wingman without harming the primary?
lol… he’s already doing trick shots. That sneaking up on the F-4s tailing our drone incident was funny AF
@@shanedaley6236 360 no-radar missile strike.
I had heard something like a dozen F-22's are flying over.
This isn't "just in case", this is "it's time to test the airframe in proper combat."
True. A dozen airframes is like, two thirds of the entire Su-57 production run... this is serious indeed...
"Propper combat"
You aren't in Northern Michigan by any chance?
@@zamzukan It was build to make any fight one sides as it can get. Whatever it's against 1st gen or 4.5 gen it really makes no diffrence.
@fabiomarangon2748 The more interesting thing is that if the F-22's are cleared to engage, they will likely be flying with F-35's as support and backup.
It's going to be really embarrassing when any operational Iranian Su's, Mig's, Phantoms, and Tomcats suddenly lose their radars to high intensity jamming moments before the 22's send them to Allah.
I love that it falls upon UK to warn other nations about his extremely dangerous son 🤣
The apple hasn't fallen far from the tree. Back just before WW1 the royal navy was sent to keep the peace between Ottoman and Greek navies in the Med, they did this via decimating both navies.
@@reecewestmoreland6137 Can't fight on the sea, if you have no boats
The worst possible thing you can do is receive our undivided attention.
They made us what we are
It's about time, we're due to stop fighting amongst ourselves for a brief moment.
“If they want a piece, you give ‘em the whole thing,” goes hard AF.
WHEN HE GETS HIGH HE GETS HIGH ON SPEED!
MACH 2 BUMBLEBEES A DRUG FOR ME
MY HEART
MY HEART
KICKSTART MY HEART!!!!
(Also Im very concerned with Florida making perfect sense, but IDC those cute fuzzy bastards can spy on me all they want).
PHRASING!!
ngl this would be a perfect explanation for the cat distribution system, either way I love cats
@@darcidious99 i would corroborate with HLC to swap up most the lyrics with avionic parody lyrics.
I cant bring myself to say (phonetically) Aeroplane.
Its just... airplane. :p
3:58 kinda wish you had cut back to empty sky because the kid had just disappeared over there before they had even finished their pep talk.
that wouldve been hilarious
US- “Wait… you need tankers!”
Kid yelling from the distance- “I’LL GLIDE THE REST OF THE WAY!”
"Franklin! Take a picture of the board and pack it in the ISU. We're going to have some fun! Bring the torch."
"You mean it?"
Literal tear in my eye, so happy for him!
"If it flies,it SPIES"
Cats fucken fly?
@@skullyboi1215 They can "fly" 6 times before they run out 1 Ups, that's close enough
@@skullyboi1215yes. How do you think they perfectly land on their feet? They're experts at it.
@@skullyboi1215 there are videos of cats falling off sky rise apartment balconies and surviving! They do a flying squirrel kinda thing!
you guys should google cat drone there was one guy that turned his dead cat into the drone
I don't think I've ever heard that phrase before, and it is hilarious.
"If they want a piece, you give them the whole thing"
This is strangely enough only the second time I’ve heard that phrase
First time was in Happy Gilmore
Lol! Bob Barker! 😅@@nintendofan1749
@@nintendofan1749 that's where my brain went to when he said it. And come to think of it, it was Bob Barker that said it in the movie too. Must be an Old Man thing, LOL
If a pilot hits a trick shot with a 22 irl, WE AS A COUNTRY WILL HAVE TO REVIEW THE FOOTAGE
we need instant replay forced to every device pronto
The pilot on the aircraft they trickshot gonna be real mad when they see the killcam
I paid enough in taxes I should get a replay cam to rival the superbowl…
Omg, the Internet is going to MELT DOWN with the memes that are going to come out of this!!!
0:50 literally looked to my left at this point and saw my cat looking at me 😂
"Cover's been blown, I need evac ASAP!"
God I love the “birds aren’t real” meme 🤣
Covid was just a manufactured crisis to keep us all inside while the government replaced the birds batteries.
What a time to be alive
Can they record the madden tourney with participants commentary then post it later
Birds aren't real isn't a meme. They (not china) are actually using taxidermy birds as drones, you can go look up the article.
Love the name brother! Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of war!@@hestan723
Go look up what family of birds crows and ravens belong to and lemme know what size hat I should make you. I just bought a whole new roll of aluminum foil and I'm on your side.
"Franklin! Watch this! I'm going to fire this one mid barrel roll, and 20 bucks says I get both of em!"
YES!!!
safest bet in human history
Cocky lil freaks!
Aight, kid, let's see if ya heard Old Hickory right.
My alien spy drone just wants to cuddle and sleep all day. I think they are having problems with quality control.
One of mine has an anxiety disorder.
I think we just got the rejects/escapees....which is purrfect.
Mine just wanted to kneed my chest.
Mine keeps trying to escape out the door. And, once escaped, promptly wants to get back in.
They left the ‘failed units’ on planet as an old CCTV style system (basically in-home trail cams 😂) and they continued to breed at a certain level, then humans somehow figured out THEY could alter their breeding and then it became a shitshow, cause humans😂
Omg I love the callback to the 22's dream episode!! "There's no hiding it now... kid, you're up," was almost exactly the same line. Love the continuity 😃
... the 'Raptor's Dream' episode is definitely not my favorite and I definitely haven't memorized it... 😅😅😅
The US is like a giant family. We love each other, but we don't always like each other. God forbid someone decides to interject themselves into our internal mess. Also, got tears in my eyes with the kid finally getting let loose.
So true...
Foreign purveyors of misinformation may be getting the 'find out' after all the f-ing around they've been doing.
It's the Trace Adkins song, "hold by beer."
hold by beer?
Nobody effs with us but us.
Saw the 12 raptors land in the UK last night, you know somethings up when they appear
They let you see them lol.
Ya, just like when you see C-130s do touch and goes, at a Not Training Base..
12? Why the overkill? Iran's air force is nowhere near big enough or advanced enough to need 12 kids
@@gilessaint-loup2426 they are 30 year old planes. You can find enough fotos on the internet of every part of this plane to make a very accurate model of it. They aren't like the B-21s and NGAD / FA-XX.
@@oxide9679 "PROPORTIONAL", response..I.E. T.F.E. 😂
"I wont let you down, Grandpa Buff" brought a tear to my eye!
Me too. :)
"Can we get a cleanup in hanger four...' LOL🤣😂🤣🤣
Trick shots you say? Is anyone else imagining a dogfight while the Globetrotter theme is playing? 😂
“When the hell did Meadowlark Lemon become a fighter pilot?”
I am now
That's brilliant.
Firing a missile from an inverted stall😂
I imagine the kid pounding Danger Zone the entire time while doing loop de loops and look ma no hands pressing the fire button.
Safety briefings every time Congress goes out of Session would be hilarious
Oh, that has to happen
"Now everyone remember, don't drink and drive, don't provide alcohol to minors, and don't sleep with minors."
@@hungriestshark8370 also “don’t text minors. In fact if a minor is even involved just don’t.”
I almost cried… seeing the kid get deployed is like that one moment in a movie or tv series that everyone Has been waiting for but didn’t expect
The kid jumps up into the air happily and the camera freezes then fades to credits while Ocean Man plays
Is it for real? Is the US actually sending f22s to the 'place where all the oil is, and absolutely no-one gets along, ever'?
@@pigeonpoo1823 Yep,so their God's gonna have so many fucking people coming for meetings that he'll need to create a whole new level of heaven just to fit the fucking waiting line.
@@malumkishin8608 hahahaha read that as grandpa buff and it was extra funny
🤣
I find it enormously entertaining that despite Walz being a US CSM, I could not only follow those jokes, but also totally understand, even as an Australian!😂
isn't a CSM he was an MS, coksucker retired as soon as it was downwind that his unit was going to get deployed, still had an entire year left of work to get his CSM cert
@@victorkreig6089 retirement doesn't work like that in the Military. It takes months to get everything in order to retire when you want and if they need you they can deny it and keep you. He served 24 years, I think he deserves to be respected for it. You would know this is you served.
@@forboldenI served and I am retired Ill say it he was never a Sergeant Major he was a master Sergeant and when he retired he still had not completed what he needed to be and left when his unit came down on orders. The Unit he was in came out and said that.
@@thearcticoperator4525 He officially retired in May of 2005. Unit wasn't notified August 2005 and mobilized in October, It deployed in March of 2006. Looked for remarks from people in his unit and the only thing I found was 2 Sergeants who said he had planned retirement and to run for Congress well before anything started. One even said he wasn't going to vote for him but he was a good person who worked hard.
@@forbolden read the regs he was appointed conditionally that condition was to complete the smaj academy which is 2 year then serve another 2 years on top of that failure to do so reduces you back to the original rank he did not fulfill the terms of the contract for sergeant major he is not one end of discussion. Also Angry cops just did a video where other sergeant majors and confirm that and he use the actual regulation and dod policy one of which states he could run for office and still be military does the name kelsey gabbard mean anything to you she just became a battalion commander in the Army. The point is man ir doesnt matter what he had inteneded he signed an agreement with Army for a CSM slot not a sergeant major they are different in roles and responsibilities. He took that from someone else who wanted that and would have deployed and completed the requirements. He did not . At the end of the day it doesnt matter how nice he is he failed to follow through on a comittment to the army how are we supposed to trust him to lead the country even as VP he abandonded the men the chose to lead when they needed him most if you have deployed and servered you would understand how agregious that is . Do your research
Kinda wanna see the Senate ALL have to attend a 'fun event' and bring their families.
"Alright Schumer, McConnel; you've 'volunteered' for the dunk tank. Congressional FRG spent a considerable amount of their budget on these and we will not waste the assets, hooah?"
I'd say I would pay to see that, but my taxes are already in their pockets. Do it.
Or having the House of Representatives in the front leaning rest. That'd quit their bickering real damn quick.
"Room, attention!"
"Front leaning rest position, move!"
"In cadence... exercise!"
"1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!"
I’d pay to see that
We *_have_* paid now let's see it! 😂
It's pronounced "volun-told."
F22: *Cue the bass boosted edition of BFG Division*
The entire middle east: "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!"
Let me tell you something, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone cue the DOOM music.
F22: "I just wanna talk"
I would have gone with "The only thing they fear is you", but to each their own
Raptor: "I need to pay them a, what do you call it here?"
Rest of the World: "A visit? You mean a vi---"
Raptor: "A beating! That's the word! Yeah a beating, be right back."
The kid's so superior technologically speaking he might as well be a Gundam.
Well so much for that whole “Retired Sergeant Major rank” thing.
No idea about some of the military inside stuff but the "not going home until this bill is signed" is something I completely support. No vacations for Congress. They choose to do this, the country never sleeps, their job is 24/7/365 until they leave their seat. Not up for discussion, not up for negotiation, they are our bitches until they quit.
Amen!!
Every time Congress takes a vacation is a few weeks they're not blowing my tax dollars on stupid shit.
@pwrserge83 if we made them do the job for longer than a few hours a day, maybe they'll get bored and actually read the shit they get lobbied to pass
With a 2 term limit on ALL positions.
@@robdenny514 Why, because you need the government to tell you who you can vote for even more? Son, you don't need to be handing any more power out than you already have. You just need to fulfill your duties as a voter.
I didn’t have Great Britain telling us to give ANYONE the smoke on my bingo card for all of 2024. 😂 And I’m getting taxed out the ass too! 🤣
FINALLY THE KID GETS HIS CHANCE TO TEACH THE TRUE MEANING OF FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT. GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA FOR THIS DECISION!🇺🇸
The VP to Kamala, there are rumors he did not act very brave while in the army.
" Trick Shots " Kidd says "F4 in the corner pocket off the right bank w a back spin" lol
You had a chance to say "F4 in the corner pocket off the West Bank", and you missed your shot
Don’t worry, the F-22 won’t.
Fox 1. I call this trickshot the "Alt + F4". Their system has encountered a critical error.
All I could picture was Michael Jordan and Larry Bird doing their trick shots!!!!
“…a fraction of my Find Out hanging around…”, that is hell of a turn of phrase.
Lmfao
Raise hell. praise Dale. Send the kid!
SECDEF-"And to piggyback on the VP (sayes everything verbatim that the VP said), anything to add Joint Chief?"
It's been a while since you've crossed any lines. I'd like to see more of that.
He's trying not to get cancelled.
@CJFellowServant4288 canceling someone only works if their fans care about it... I couldn't give two shits about the opinions of people who try to cancel humor. I don't even think people like that are human.
@@invisalats841 i get what youre saying, i do; but regarding other people as not human cant be good for your view on life.
@@joshmerchant8737 probably not but so far there has been no issues lol
Oh trust me when I say if youtube isn't so soft, hlc would cross the line way beyond anything lmao when he does I'm all here for it
I'm smiling from ear to ear right now for the kid 😁😁 go get 'em! And don't forget to take Franklin with you!!!
Somewhere out there, a Pilot now has a Raccoon Plushie on their dash.
@@bz_8611 either that or their bomb/air talley's on their fuselage's will have raccoons! 😂
The Kid is out of the hanger! I repeat, the Kid is out of the hanger! This is not a drill!
All mortally challenged personnel leave the area!
By the love of God. Get the fruit roll ups ... (Targets to evaporate)
Screams and running ensue
The f22 is going to get so damn impatient it's going to get the first drop tank kill.
To piggy back off what the CO said.
That Sergeant Major rant was golden.
A while ago Grandpa Buff said “ I can’t part the Red Sea, but I can widen it.”
Time to green light The Buff to start making some glass, too.
He did not 😂🤣😂
Its all fun and games till Sargent Major decides he wants an inventory or does an inspection of congress and NO ONE GETS TO LEAVE TILL ITS DONE. 😅
You mean wannabe Sgt Major.
Best one yet HLC and I loved the jokes about Kamala’s VP pick. Got chills from all the hooah and standards and discipline 😂 …. Also it’s about time Foxtrot 22 got some real burn. “If they want to meet god, you set up the meeting” Hell Yes!!!! Also thanks for the ADA vids, I report to Sill in December to start 14E AIT.
Raptor: MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!!
Franklin: (scream with excitement)
Im gonna cry!😭 He's FINALLY gonna eat!!...
On a sidenote I'm seeing comments in the wild of the interwebs about The Kid.... You've become part of internet culture @HLC 😎💪 which technically means world culture😶😎
I don't know why... but sending the kid in got me emotional. I hope he gets spread so much freedom.
It's like what grandmaster yoda has once said begun world War 3 has
"He's gonna start doing trick shots" absolutely KILLED me.
So kid, here's the menu:
Iranian F-14s, MiG-29, F-4 Phantoms... ah, yes. Looks like the meat will be cooked well done today.
That just look like a pre-breakfast for a 22
It's going to be sad, seeing the Tomcats go, but alas. Such is the nature of war.
"If they wanna meet their god, you go ahead and set up the meeting"
That is cold. I love it.
"I just want to piggyback off what the President was saying."
“But I can’t cackle like that”
The "You mean it..." Sounded so excited and hopeful😭
i really do wonder if they learned anything since being told "you should go home now".
now they'll be sent to god with same day shipping. God bless America
"Out the hanger, under Franklin's legs, between grampa buff's engines, in 35's slipstream, nothing but missile in turban!" -- The kid, a week in... _Probably._
Iranians don't wear turbans do they? And why did the kid shoot the Siehk (They do wear turbans)? And Turbans do not fit under a flight helmet the Indians have tried yet failed to get one to fit.
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 You should get more likes. I think HLC could use that joke to great effect.
@@VoiceOfTheEmperor Which joke this one or the one about Florida man attempting to bomb the Chinese embassy with Tannerite?
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 The Turban joke.
I'm not military but I got those Sergeant Major jokes.
Ryan MacBeth had a short imagining Waltz chewing Harris out for walking on the grass.
Same, we seem either we missed our calling or we hang out with the vets too much.
I am also not military but I laughed
I've heard he got stolen valor
1:58
So this is what the Lincoln has been doing since they left Newport News..?
For context:
I worked on that boat as a civilian. Then I got laid off right before overhaul finished. The earthquake didn't help either.
1:50 o get some of those jokes as a 14 year old civilian
You are very correct. As Americans we like to fight amongst ourselves. But Irene save you if you do something to get us all to agree that you need to go. There won’t be a crater. It will be a god damn sea.
We's orky.
It's like a brother relationship. You'll fight each other but hell will pay if you fuck with the family
Or a rising sun, just ask Japan.
Youll be able to sail from the persian gulf to the caspian sea
Many years from now, when my great, great, great, great, great, granddaughter look on her Samsung Galaxy 700, she'll ask my AI convert consciousness what caused that funny hole in the middle east, my response will be, "This is what happens when someone decides to be stupid and fights the US and a good chunk of the world"
"Canopy open, landing gear out, inverted, and running on fumes, nothing but net... Oh and with your eyes closed, KOBE!"
"It will behoove you"...
I have a small fraction of my "find out" stationed over there. Love it!😂
I can just see the poor loadmasters on the ESTA C-17: "Ah.. hey guys... why is there a Racoon on board?" F-22 Crew Chief: "Just... just don't touch him. Last time I did he threw a 3/4 inch wrench at me then some-crazy-how pulled out a cutting torch."
Kid be like: "just be glad he'd already run out of hair spray..."
Oh and Franklin's callsign is Rocket BTW.
It’s about damn time!!! Almost brings a tear to my eye. - Air Force Vet
I sure hope the VP's running mate does a weekend safety brief for Congress every week lol
And makes them wear the Truly Indestructible Safety Straps. 😂
I'd be okay with him as VP, just not with the current VP as principal.....
@@Deridus how have Kamlas policies (or democrats at large) ever hurt you?
@@Adi-bo5do People have been literally killed because of the Democrats NOT securing the Southern border (and blocking it whenever someone else tries to).
@@Adi-bo5do I mean Kamala's time as DA led to her putting a few innocent people in prison, and under her supervision she made lawsuits against the big banks to get dismissed after their games during the 2008 housing crisis. Which my family did suffer under.
You weren’t kidding. As an army vet VP CSM had me rolling hooah! Keep off VP CSMs grass hooah!
we watched 12 of the kid land in the UK and in the comments they said we finally see the KID its so funny and raccoon was brought up!! i love you're vids and i think here in the uk SO MANY PEOPLE DO!!! what a sight it was................. GOD BLESS THE US...I'd intercept it
That's awesome! I'm super hyped that the Kid is finally on deck!
It was hilarious reading the comments, how many HLC watchers were there.
Is it a bad thing that I'm now imagining Franklin watching from the sidelines in a neutral country with a footlong hotdog in one hand, massive soda next to him, and a giant foam finger saying "GO RAPTOR GO"?
You know what? I want that on a T-Shirt. HLC, the idea's yours if you send me one.
Don’t be silly, Franklin will be flying one of those raptors
Iran: "Haha the USA is sending unescorted B-52s into our space! We shall intercept with glorious revolutionary air guard!"
The F-22 wing no one can see until it's too late: "Keep distracting them, Buff!"
Not gonna lie I 100% agree with the “America is good at fighting, and as long as everyone plays nice and chills out they do most of the fighting with each other. God save you if you become the target of their aggression though.”
(I know it’s not the whole quote, but it gets the point across)
Correction on Walz. Per the Minnesota National Guard, he was NOT a "Command Sergeant Major", but instead was a "Master Sergeant" due to not completing his training. All the news & political outlets are going to spin things the direction they want, but I'll trust the Guard's statements when it comes to his rank & service record.
He did indeed serve as Sergeant Major, but since he did not complete all the Sergeants Major Academy coursework, he was administratively reduced to Master Sergeant after retiring, but it is indeed 100% accurate to say he was a SGM while serving (not even frocked since he was being paid as an E9, only in retirement is he back down to E8)
@@jamesscott2894being a Sargent Major select does not make someone a Sargent Major. The paperwork shows he was a Master Sargent up until he retired. It is stolen valor to claim a rank he did not have.
Plus he pussied out and quit when his unit was going to deploy. This dude is about to get swiftboated😂😂
@@VolcanixAquatix I think it's worse. With the draft, you're being forced to do something you never signed up for. Walz willingly joined the National Guard, but when it came time to actually fight he said "naw, I'm out."
@@VolcanixAquatix Enough with the blue wave of diarrhea, its way worse and you know it son.
It would be a waste if someone didn't write "You should have stayed home" on a F-22's missiles.
How about "FAFO" on a few? 😁
@@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
Isn’t that the designation for the missile? The FAFO-1138 ? 😂
@@IAmTheRealBill Haha! Thats only one of the missile types. 😂
As a childless cat guy I can confirm
that our feline friends are in fact here to keep us under observation,
A task they find very boring, which is why they sleep on the job so much.
That tracks if I had to surveil me I’d be pretty board to 😂😂
Love the “trick shots” part at the end 😄 360 over the shoulder missile launch…..🚀 😂
Lmfaoooo I didn't even think about the possibility of Walz giving the entire collective country area beautification duty but I can see it happening now.
I laughed so hard watching him. You know he scares the crap out of Congress. Can't wait for the press conferences.
I can't believe i crying tears of joy over military aircraft. I love this channel 👍
F-22’s finally getting his chance.
@@connormclernon26 I'm happy that the f22 is finally happy
I can’t believe I’m happy for a picture of a jet with a man’s eyes and mouth on top of it but here we are 😂
We all stand behind you there! 😂
"America do what you do best" .....
America: I plan too!
😂
“Trick shots”! Only grandpa Buff!!!
😂😂😂
Imagine F-22 doing some trick shots out of boredom 😂
360 no wings
Man's gonna get a gun kill in the age of BVR combat
we're gonna get a real life LoopZook.
It'll be like those old Bird-Jordan McDonald's ads from the 90s
@@firebert123in 4k on an Insta360 helmet cam, no doubt
😂😂😂😂 the trick shot one is definitely not wrong 😂🤣
Ive been following this channel for the kid this entire time.... Im glad to see him get his time to shine!