@@kreature7702 tbf, "it's just a drawing" is low-key a decent response if you really think about it I mean it's just fucked up fictional media kinda like GTA or mortal kombat maybe, idk 🤷
Batman: **Beats up criminals and doesn't kill them as to not stoop to their level** Spider-Man: **Incapacitates criminals as to not abuse the power given to him and give them a chance at redemption.** Punisher:
@@TheeNero She definitely doesn't look 18. A lot of anime fans are attracted to teenagers and they use the Canon age to cope. Like this teenage girl just isn't 50 years old.
I will remember this song for two reasons Reason 1: The time a gumball machine, blue jay, and raccoon won a spicy food eating contest and started tripping balls on the final challenge while this song played in the background Reason 2:
Can I just say this song is legendary? Cus honestly, I love this song. I only saw it in my recommended and clicked so I can hear this MASTERPIECE of a song.
"I know! I'll start saying something, and then cut myself off! That way, it looks like I was shot before I could finish the sentence. That's a pretty funny and unique jo-"
Me: Aw man this movie is gonna be lit! The cashier: I hope you'll enjoy! Oh, I almost forgot that the tickets costs $20. So would you like to pay with card or ca-
So it turns out that it might not be because they were furries, but there has been cases where people were throwing bricks at people associated with furries
"I'm not a pedophile! She's a 1000 year old drago-"
"she's a young short adult! I'm not a p-"
"But the age of consent in Japan i-"
"It''s a drawing, it's not real"
@@jsuoar6394 weeb spotted, opinion ignored 😎
@@kreature7702 tbf, "it's just a drawing" is low-key a decent response if you really think about it
I mean it's just fucked up fictional media
kinda like GTA
or mortal kombat
maybe, idk 🤷
"Sir, do you have a rewards ca-"
That'll be five ninety fi-
Have a what?
@@lonewaffle231 rewards card, it’s something some stores give you and basically you get points for buying stuff as incentive to come back to the store
@@fucka1386 ohhhh I fucking hate those
@@fucka1386 maybe Best Buy should have that i wanna save money for graphics cards
"It's actually called Minor Attrac-
Me showing the cashier my 100% off coupon
That'll do it
I was gonna say that 😂
NY moment
Oh my god 🗿
lol
“No, you can’t kill him. You’ll be no better than him-“
Deadpool when Colossus goes on a speech
I know I won't be any better than him. I'm worse than him.
Send him to the hospital
Batman : the soyboy
red hood : the chad
If you kill a person better than you, technically you are better than him because you managed to kill your rival.
"I'm not a skinwalker! I'm just a therapist, we need to ta-"
best one xDddd
Sounds like something a skinwalker would say 🤨
This man deserves to have a firearm permission more than an Alaskan
most theRapists aren’t skinwalkers, they are demons. But many are skinwalkers.
The first sentence implies panic
That’s def a skinwalker
"You can't plant a tree on your front la-"
#TedKaczynskiDidNothingWrong
Alec Baldwin when his gangstalker (disguised as a film crewman) approaches him on set (he was aware of the situation ahead of time and was prepared)
I never knew I’d be so happy for Alec Baldwin.
Batman: **Beats up criminals and doesn't kill them as to not stoop to their level**
Spider-Man: **Incapacitates criminals as to not abuse the power given to him and give them a chance at redemption.**
Punisher:
‘’Sir we don’t sell car batteries this is a Walgree-‘’
Meth
*I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM, GIVE THEM TO ME SO I CAN THROW THEM IN THE OCEAN WHERE THEY BELONG*
@Hanz miedel It’s great!
@@goodstuff8156 I concur
I NEED MORE CAR BATTERIES TO THROW IN THE OCEAN THE ELECTRIC EELS NEED THEM TO SURVIVE
John Lennon: "You want an autograph? Sure"
Mark Chapman:
Imagine there’s no Lennon
Mark: sign this * pulls out his gun *
"Mr Lennon! ****0:01**** "
No Billy Shears too
"sign my petition dammit"
“Uhh, well actually, it’s illegal to throw car bat-“
John Wilkes Booth after sneaking into a theatre
Abraham Lincoln: "Boy, this comedy sure is funny, i am sure this evening can't be ruined"
The flintlock in Booth's pocket:
Thus always to tyrants
"Sir that range is 40 yards down, you must attempt to hit the target, your time starts, now."
Woowee lets make it 70 more darn yards, im makin bacon
Dicken drill time
"the age of consent should be twe-"
Actual wings of redemption quote
twenty
@@LifeWKai juan
plot twist: he was gonna say twenty
Twenty four
@@anonymouspersonthefake good joke somebody shoulda said that
Batman: "No. If we kill the Joker we would be the same kind of monster that he is"
Jason Todd:
Not gonna lie I actually agree with Todd on that one. Sometimes it takes a monster to kill a monster.
@@notapplicable171 Well, Superman killed him in Injustice and look how he turned out lmao
@@superik408 shh we don't talk about that
lol
@@superik408 blame Wonder woman on that one
"Sir, those toilets are for display purposes onl-"
“Wait, are we shooting the toilets for target practice or are we shooting the employee so that we can… actually, never mind, I think I know.”
The virgin blowjob versus the Chad self-suck on a display toilet in a crowded hardware store
That one always gets me
Break the toilets
BANG BANG BANG I LOVE YOU BATHROOM GUN
"Sorry sir, we've ran out of halloween skeleton props, but we'll resto-"
Me with my authentic skeleton maker 0:10
Damaged included
(Some reassembly required)
you need a while for the stuff to decompose to become a fresh skeleton though
"Sir, you're under arrest for public intox-"
"I'm sorry sir, we're out of Baja Blast toda-"
I think that’s what the ancient aryan humanoids used to power their starships thousands of years ago.
The gun animation is not in a loop, it's the person empting the whole mag
16 rounds
must be an extended mag
"Sorry we dont serve breakfast anymo-"
Walter White Jr alternate timeline
@@orgaitsuka9840 breaking bad 2 revenge of walt jr
FALLING DOWN
@@TurBoChaRgeD011 I DIDNT MEAN IT, THE TRIGGER IS SENSITE, THE TRIGGER IS SENSITIVE
no! we do not serve breakfast at 7:49! we start serving at eigh-
"You can't park here, it's a fire la-"
"Sir, this parking spot is for dis-"
“Sir, I can’t sell you any more beer. You’re drunk!”
Me when I show the bartender the Saturday Night Special
Let me fix it
"Sir, you can't just eat all the Flintstone vitamin gummies at one-"
This is so stupid yet so amazing at the same time
Mordecai: “That didn’t even burn my tongue.”
The Beginner’s Luck in my pants:
Lmao I love that episode
Someone finally made a regular show reference
“You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warran-“
"You didn't do a tad bit of trolling! You commited war crim-"
“Sir you have to pay for tha-“
“Excuse me sir, before you can enter the main part of the airport we are going to need to search y-“
"We're with the ATF, and we'd like to discuss some recent purchases you ma-"
John Sedgwick: “They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance”
The .577 Miniè ball traveling at 1,250 feet per second:
That didn’t happen
Fucking amazing lmao
@@goodstuff8156 don’t care, still funny
“Would you like to donate to save the pe-“
Why are you saving pee?
"Nothing's worse than a papercut"
A quick peaceful death as opposed to papercut
"Sir, a 50%+50% discount doesn't mean you can get it for free-"
"You want your money, right?"
"Wanna know where it is?"
"You pull that trigger you're never--"
"Hi kid"
-todd
“I, uh, think I’m in the middle of something. There’s really no need to-“
"Yeah, my Taurus is perfectly safe in my holster."
The Taurus in its holster with the safety on
“Our ice cream machine is currently do-“
They say that because it’s being used to house children that are being trafficked, #PizzaGateWasTrue #WayfairGateIsTrue #AlexWasRight
They say that because it’s being used to hold children that are being trafficked
"Sir you can't shit on the floo-"
my neighbor (disguised as a fed): '' can you please turn off your volume? My newborn baby can't sle-''
“Dad look at this drawing I made for yo-“
He never expected it
"Dude, buy cyberpunk, they "fixed the bugs", and we must avenge the lo-"
People who call a grown adult a loli need to be put on a watchlist
@@TheeNero or better yet, put down
@@TheeNero it's cuz she is a loli. If you like her, you're a lolicon (pedo alert)
@@papoprimearchon9910 nah just torture them death is the sweet relive torturing them and forcing them to stay alive is hell on earth
@@TheeNero She definitely doesn't look 18. A lot of anime fans are attracted to teenagers and they use the Canon age to cope. Like this teenage girl just isn't 50 years old.
It's amazing how perfect it works
Lenny: “And I get to tend the rabbits.”
George:
NOOOO
nooooooooooooooooo.
I will remember this song for two reasons
Reason 1: The time a gumball machine, blue jay, and raccoon won a spicy food eating contest and started tripping balls on the final challenge while this song played in the background
Reason 2:
“How can I stop bullying in my school”
The quiet kid:
When they aren’t crisis actors and the shooter isn’t MKultra or a mossad agent, the so called “victims” 100% deserve it.
"No, we won't play Mississippi Queen at the gun ra-"
"Im just gonna turn off Missippi Queen and put on some Kpo-"
Metrocop: "Suspect, prepare to receive civil ju-"
"Im sorry, Id like to stay friends though"
can relate in a deep and personal level
Was it over text or directly to your face like me?
Lmao up guys are funny
It's worse whe she said "I'd like to stay cousins"
@@thecommenter578 stay as what? 🤏📸🤨
"You have to pay your ta-"
The M1911 in my left pocket:
"Oh my god... please don't kill yourself you have so much to live for!"
The M1911 under my chin:
"We are from the ATF, we have heard that you have unregis-"
“Sir, we are closing and we cannot sell you another pack of goofy gummy bears”
Me:
"Just a few dollars sir, I'm so hungr-"
Howard : Theres really no need to-
Lalo :
Can I just say this song is legendary? Cus honestly, I love this song. I only saw it in my recommended and clicked so I can hear this MASTERPIECE of a song.
"Can I just say this song is le-"
“I’m sorry sir but your card was decli-“
“Sir, do you know why i pulled you ov-“
“It’s not scalping I just buy the whole sto-“
"I know! I'll start saying something, and then cut myself off! That way, it looks like I was shot before I could finish the sentence. That's a pretty funny and unique jo-"
Funny time to get shot, right after saying that
“Oh look, It’ll be so funny if I made fun of the joke other people are mak-“
@@goodstuff8156 "-ing. Sorry, I stuttered."
"I have complete confidence you can shoot the apple on my head, now sho-"
Im you, but better
*"Sir,You cant play in the McDonalds Ball Pi-"*
“d-d-did you just throw a live grenade into the ball pit after pulling the pi-“
"Sorry sir, we're out of Happy Meal toys-"
"Excuse me sir, I can't find my mom-"
Me: Aw man this movie is gonna be lit!
The cashier: I hope you'll enjoy! Oh, I almost forgot that the tickets costs $20. So would you like to pay with card or ca-
Lennie: and ill get to tend the rabbits
George:
"No, you see I like to dress up in a fursu-"
This would be funny if it weren’t for the fact a mother was murdered for being a furry…
@@tikimillie shit man
@@tikimillie source?
@@tikimillie “This would be funny if it weren’t for the fact a mother was mur-“
So it turns out that it might not be because they were furries, but there has been cases where people were throwing bricks at people associated with furries
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warran-“
“Do you want a bag for your 15 boxes of 9MM ammo si-“
“Sir do you have a license to be driv-“
*Sign right here on the dotted line"
"That'll be 20$, would you li-"
"Sir I'm sorry a shrimp did not fry that rice."
"Owl no!! I promise I'll learn french once I finish the laund-"
"NO! DONT PLEASE, I HAVE A FAMI-"
Lifeguard: Sir please don't throw those car batteries in the o-
45. ACP:
“Sir please stop using such foul lang-”
“But the age of consent in different countries is twe-“
Twenty?
Karen: "This is America, speak American!"
Me: "Good soldiers follow orders."
Me:
Stop coping and crying and just speak American.
"no sir there is no such thing as a 100% discount voucher, we sell cars"
Me pulling out that so called "non-existent" 100% discount voucher :
"Hey, it's the mailman, I have a delivery for-"
“But the age of consent in Japa-“
"you can't dump your car batteries in the ocea-"
“Wanna buy this slave for $3-“
“-0 dollars, sorry I have a stutter, wait it costs $57? Oh well I guess I’m paying $57 and it looks like your coming with me”
“I’m not racist, but-“
“- I really don’t like blacks and Jewish people” “oh ya sometimes I pause mid sentence”
”sorry sir, we ran out of hash brow-“
"You can't just rig a grenade to your doorbe-"
Takeda Katsuyori: My best cavalry will break the line and crush both Oda's and Tokugawa's army
Oda Nobunaga:
“Goodnight son I love yo-“
(I am mentally ill)
Mental illness is fake, a very simple lie.
I never felt so American before untill now....
“Battlefield 2042 isn’t even that ba-“
"Sir do you know how fast you were going?"
"Genshin is actually a good game and the negative stereotypes about it was the thing that brought it d-"
Batman: “ if we kill the joker we’re no better than he is”
Red hood:
"I uhh...think I'm in the middle of something...uhh...there's really no need to-"
"I'm with the neighborhood HOA, you aren't allo-"
"look at me hector look at m-"
The explosive under his wheelchair: