MEET THE SQUAD (baddiesmp 11)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2025
- follow me on twitch ► / dannygoonzalez
i stream on mondays and wednesdays at 6pm central time
check out the baddie smp
/ kurtisconner
/ elsiekfisher
/ nickisnotgreen
/ jarvisjohnson
/ svenjohnson7
/ gusjohnson
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let me be absolutely clear: i will never forgive myself for this
nothing to be forgiven for 🤩
Its ok dont blame urself
Lol
Vavia liked that joke
LOL! Much love - Christy
Danny showing Jarvis his room felt like when kids have their first playdate.
And everyone watching is the parent spying on them
Hey! Parents have play dates too.
In their bedroom they play wrestle.😏
@@nonodudeyes5827 what the hell
@@nonodudeyes5827 no thanks ❤️
@@nonodudeyes5827 and?
sad that the boys had to catch danny and kurtis in their divorce arc
exactly why did they just launch into a divorce arc lmao theyre fighting 24/7
@@Corn22 lol i just mean their bickering just in this video they have like 3 arguments? its not serious just good ol fun
ikr I don't want Danny to move out :((
So true, Kaeya pfp :(
We’re all children of a broken home 😭
Probably twice over..... and that’s shade.
umm talk about squad goals 😂
you look familiar
This stream hit different Kurty boi
Bestie not this emoji🥴
You and Danny need to take control of this rowdy bunch! 😆
kurty
"a lot more goats in this" I mean you're not wrong, any goats is a significant number more than zero goats
Well I mean there were at least two GOATS before the update (Danny and Kurty)
@@benwhatford8825 throat goats, you mean.
@@connorrhun HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!
@@connorrhun dude your getting to political! Let’s keep.
@@connorrhun I am learn to count, your probably a piss villager
elsie being mostly quiet aside from silently killing danny and saying shit like ‘we should make a statue of poverty’ makes her the baddest baddie of them all
HOLDING WEED??
they did a pronoun check live on the stream and elsie goes by she/her !
edit: i went back to the stream and apparently it wasn’t elsie who said that, they actually go by any pronouns! sorry for the confusion
@@fergusfungus9618 thanks for the info! 😄
@@fergusfungus9618 whats her channel?? Sorry ita just i can't find it, unless she doesn't have one?
@@fergusfungus9618 oh thank you!!
kurt: can't find a goat
nick: can't stop talking about spanking
jarvis: can't stop stating minecraft fun facts
elsie: can't get their stream to work
dan: can't stop puffing that GANGA
Gus and Sven: Boatin’
that's drew silly not danny, talk about being a goof ba ll
Jarvis is like the nerd in the friend group that everyone seems to like
Me: eating a m&m
It was good it was a normal m&m but the only downside i would say it had was i have to pee right now so my overall experience was slightly diminished. Can someone put a curse of vanishing on my bladder 😭😭😭
@@reidbead7196 that really fucked with my head for a second there
The fact that there’s 3 different Johnsons is quite fun
And only two of them are related 🤔
I am also Johnson
johnson&johnson&johnson
@@ccaarrraa Attorneys at law
@@ccaarrraa you’re funnier than I could ever hope to be
i know danny doesn’t really use this term much, but this will be an epic moment
@@holly___ baddie pog epic moment
That’s a pog
pop off!
TWERK MOMENT
@@jecise TWERKK
I don’t say this very often but this is pretty epic
I say that often
like, its kinda out of nowhere, but this is kinda pog
You do say that a lot. I've heard you say that at least 3 times
I don’t say this very often but this is pretty epic
@@aranara_song yeah maybe in your wettest dreams 😒
Virgin Dream SMP: Drama, toxic stans
Chad Baddie SMP: epic twerking gamer boys
*epic twerking gamer baddies
Epic, goat killing, twerking gamers*
@@5ft2mikahakkinen yeah we're inclusive here 😌
@@5ft2mikahakkinen ah yes the three genders
• boy
• girl
• *baddie*
@@seauqiswrong !! The one genders
• Baddie
the goat jumping out of the hole and then later being launched into the air by a creeper and dying is one of the funniest things to ever happen in the baddiesmp 💀
I SNORTED OUT SO LOUDLY
And Danny’s scream of agony as he realizes what’s happening 😂💀
It competes with the "Pigs can't open doors" moment for funniest thing on the baddiesmp
jarvis’s baby yoda skin looks like the duolingo owl
i thought it was an off shoulder sleeves dress lol
I thought it was grass
Worst skin I’ve ever seen 😂
It’s even backwards! Lmao
I thought it was a burger with lettuce on a black background
I thought it was a baby shrek 😭
“You guys have an embarrassing amount of iron in here.”
“Like embarrassingly high?”
“Like embarrassingly 38”
Jarvis trying as politely as possible to imply that he doesn't want to live in the uggo house gives me life
tell Laura, Amanda and Jenna to start their own world pls
Honestly I'd watch that
Who’s Jenna? Im not familiar
@@barelyfunctioning3982
Jenna is kurtis' wife
Amanda is busy in Afghanistan unfortunately
@@haesbread they're not married lol
Jarvis's hyperfocus on minecraft facts is...too relatable. His adhd really be showing lmao!
too relatable
i relate to this so much lmao
I love it because he's been watching the same update videos I have lol I'm like that would be me too if I was playing in a group XD I can't shut up about minecraft sometimes.
not everything is a medical condition he's just smart lmao
@@turtlellamacow im 99% sure he's said he has ADHD. yes, he's smart, but you can be both.
Jarvis sounds like a 6 year old trying to impress the 8 year olds.
This is perfect I was thinking the same thing
Everyone: no dude I’m not gonna kill Danny wtf
Elsie:
Disney: Avengers endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever
Me:
i think you meant to see "me" instead of danny
if you squint your eyes they look the same
@@stephqnos Nice point!
oh sorry i didnt realize i said "you're" instead of "you"... my brain is dumb sometimes, sorry
danny's go-to insult being bastard is the funniest shit ever -- like what kind of 18th century baron is he being possessed by
not sure what you’re talking about guys…drew is there. His face is literally plastered in the corner of the screen throughout the whole thing?
Yeah man idk, they’re seeing things…
I just realized... THIS is proof that Danny and Drew are NOT the same person. Man, Drew is going all-in with his fake persona. Even going as far as to make a twitch channel
sure we've seen them in the same room together but that means absolutely nothing, until they are in the same Minecraft server together then I'll stand corrected and accept this new reality that dawned upon humanity that Danny and Drew are two different people
@@devara2055 I dunno, I think we’ll need a couple (dozen) streams with both of them just to be 100% sure. 🤣
Oh shit i didnt even realise
danny saying “hey guys imma hop off bc i have to go eat dinner” made me uncontrollably laugh so hard
his mom made meatloaf :))
This is like when your friend invites his older friends that already drink beer and stuff
Elsie Fisher joining is such a wild cross-over that I never saw coming
i’m actually certain that Kurtis’ journey to find and separate a goat from its family was the prologue to Goat Story and he was just full filling Goat’s origin story
the goat dramatically flying through the air and then poofing out of existence while Danny screams is maybe the funniest thing I've seen all year
So, no Josh Peck?
*smashes cellphone, dropkicks skateboard*
kickflick*
@@swethajagannath9646 no no no broski its dropkick
@@swethajagannath9646 nah man, dropkicks a skateboard. get it right
The best crossover in history
Yep
i have no idea who these people are
No
*AND ITS NOT A ONE TIME THING THIS TIME*
@@muqitsa6540 how the fuck. do you not watch youtube
fingers crossed for elsie to get their twitch to work next time. the few times we heard could hear them they absolutely killed it. a comedian i believe
Wait what are Elsie’s pronouns? Because the boys were calling them her the whole time
@@diaryofasewercat all/any pronouns according to their twitter bio :) so dw they didn’t misgender her by using she/her
@@justarlo898who the hell cares lol imagine ur life being that boring that you cry over being called she/her 💀
Nick is a menace to society, and I love him for it.
I did not expect elsie fisher to be among the new cast
Do we know how Danny knows her??
@@emilyplank3957 I have no idea, but she responded “ME” to Danny’s tweet asking who wanted to join the smp, and only people he followed could respond
WAIT I JUST NOW REALIZED ITS HER LMAO
among us
THE WAY THE GOAT FLEW WHEN THE CREEPER BLEW UP DJEHNEJXKDIRB
learn how to write
Ohhhh what's the timestamp :000
@@sarakhairuddin5041 33:54 :)))
@@moonagedaydr3am OH- OMG AHAHAHAHA THANK YOUUU
“Knows way too much about Minecraft but isn’t good at playing it” I can relate. I’ve been playing for years but I’ve never even gone to the nether.
same
I feel like I know this game more than I know myself yet I've only played on creative lol
Same but I play on an old pe version
You WHAT LMAO??? I’ve been playing since 2012 and still haven’t fought the ender dragon alone (fought with someone to defeat her once or twice) because I always get too bored of my worlds before then
Me either, it kinda bores me when im playing survival alone. Smp would be great.
Who needs dream smp when we have *Baddiesmp*
yas
Yes 🙏
me
i absolutely *NEED both*
@@mahiramajeed359 yes
This isn't Baddies smp, this is Kill Danny smp
im so excited that more people r joining!!!
Same! Although I hope they use proximity chat when everyone is online going forward, it was a bit tricky to follow along during the full live stream
@@frostyskeletons8950 i thought the same thing, i feel like it would make it more fun since they would have to travel to eachother too!!
Dude now I want lore
@@cadenceolivia6304 same omggg
@@cadenceolivia6304 that would be kinda awesome
someone in the chat said they sound like depressed college kids playing minecraft together
I don't understand how people actually thought Danny was being toxic; he was obviously joking.
I don't say this often, but this is epic
Copied, but this is epic!
@@lemonade4181 I actually didn't notice someone Had said it first until I posted it, lol
@@Jayeponzlol
@@lemonade4181 not copied, this is just commented on every video lmfao
@@bruh-q1g Idrc. I'm not the copypasta police. Lol. I left a like.
In case you care:
0:15 - Jarvis joins
2:09 - Kurtis joins
3:36 - Nick joins
7:43 - Sven joins
14:36 - Gus joins
15:53 - Elsie joins
I thought this said joints at first, like their joints were popping or something lmao
Thank you🙏🙏
i feel like i’m the person someone brought that no one talks to so i’m just watching everything everyone else does totally silent
Me when i was watching it live and playing Minecraft at the same time
ok?
@@blankuser987 ok.
Can we get the discord overlay? It's so hard to tell who's talking now. Love the squad though.
YES
people giving their life stories in the chat about how much they adored the vibe with just Kurtis and how their life is over because more people are joining the smp 🤦♂️
It was exhausting and embarrassing to witness live
ikr like,,,i get that its a vibe and dynamic that they'll miss but they did a full series together, they can just rewatch that stuff
That’s embarrassing
yeah the chat can be extra annoying at times. honestly liked it better when they weren’t on screen so i could ignore it 💀
Everyone: *looking at a beautiful sunset*
Kurtis: “I almost died over here”
Jarvis just infodumping cool Minecraft facts is exremely relatable
I was feeling very sad and this made me feel better
Hope you feel better soon ❤️
@@bellyjelly0812, thank you
awe i’m sorry you’re sad i’m glad this made you feel better
I couldn't ask for more entertainment Danny! This is incredible!
Jarvis knowing every Minecraft trivia fact is my favorite thing. Hes my dude
The Kurtis and Danny house should be turned into a main meeting centre
In regards to the new textures: they made them look like that to be more accessible for colorblind players!
They should just have a colourblind option, cause that is uggers.
I'm colourblind and honestly it's just worse. The more blobby shapes combined with the more complicated background blocks are just a huge pain in the ass.
I feel like a lot of these are worse for people with trypophobia, though. I personally don't have it, but something about the new coal does look a bit.. gross? Idunno
I'm color blind and had no problems before so I probably have the wrong type. But there sooooo ugly
I appreciate the thought, but it’s ugly lmao
So many johnsons in this smp
Yup, the famous TH-cam Brothers Jarvis, Gus, and Sven Johnson.
@@amayurubashaka3608 I think only 2 of those are brothers .
@@Jackman1219 bro it's 4. you forgot about thor :'(
10:17 chat member says "I farty" and subsequently gets nuked from orbit
Rip 🫡
Alternate title: Kurtis being bullied for 34 minutes
This stream was literally just the goat story 😭
Was Kurtis lying about the curse of vanishing, or was he just confused? Because that’s definitely not how that enchantment works.
It was probably a gold pickaxe and he was trying to mine diamond and stuff like that since gold pickaxe can’t mine that it didn’t drop
@@samoolito3279 it was, indeed, a gold pickaxe and he was trying to mine iron
@@malex027 idk why but this fact is so fucking funny to me, like what else do we expect from kurtis? 😭
@@chloeiffrig446 I KNOW NEFNOER
@@malex027 Wait can gold really not mine iron? I never tried but that's surprising to me.
I will never believe that Danny didn’t leave because Jarvis killed the goat
Yeah "I need to eat dinner AND STUFF" sounded sus for sure.
"Wiener?"
- Golden Globe nominated actress Elsie Fisher
“there’s an embarrassing amount of iron in here…”
“like embarrassingly high? 👀”
Jeff bezos and bill gates are waiting for their invitations
lmaooo
The crossover we’ve all been waiting for, step aside endgame.
love how jarvis is just following danny and kurtis with absolutely nothing
as much as i love all the new people joining, i hope danny and kurtis don't stop interacting- you know this episode i feel like they both didn't talk much
i mean they can obviously do whatever they want, but i still think they should at least do something together
but none the less, i love all the new people and i'm excited for future episodes
i agree, but i think once everyone settles in it will be grand
i did notice that by the end danny and kurtis were sticking together more and talking more
alternate title: “the squad gaslights Kurtis”
I'm living for the amount of times Kurtis pulled out his sword threateningly
Dude I'm binging these late but seeing Elsie with everyone is such an insane collab that I never knew I needed! I didn't even know they have a stream!💖
i love how they're all youtubers and then there's *ELSIE*
Jarvis, Gus, and Sven should start a company called Johnson Johnson & Johnson.
This aged like milk lol
@@Oregonduck09 How so?
This is so pure omg-
Edit: nvm it's absolutely chaotic
Danny just quietly trying to open the chest but instead placing torches on top is god-tier comedy.
I love how they care more about the goats than the caves lol
Infinity war: we’re the best crossover ever
Baddie smp: hold my comedy commentary
drew can't come because drew is danny.he can't play with himself
edit:why are people sexualizing this lmao
that sounds very sexual
@@birdwark kinda
Woah woah woah its not that type of stream guys
@@MJ-zq9zg 😳
Yo dog wtf
i know that danny doesn’t say this often but this is pretty epic
Danny gives me “WE ALL CAN SING” vibes
this is the shadiest roast i’ve ever read in my life
I would love to see Drew join this (I know they invited him and he can’t join yet, but I still want him to join).
they invited him already but he can't plat just yet
@@trusmedady did you not read the comment
Why he cant join? can someone please explain to me
@@viniciuscursino2121 we don’t know either
I wonder
this is the happiest I've been in 1 year. thank you so much you guys.
We all know Danny left to go cry about the goat Jarvis just killed
"She throws mason jars full of piss at people"
Ah, a man of culture
The yellow vests threw some at the cops in France
It's called pipitov or cacatov
@@leohdj3198 Im pretty sure hes just refrencing sniper from tf2
the two sides of the adhd spectrum:
nick -- who knows nothing
jarvis -- who knows everything
This is literally so offensive. Stop just stop as somebody who was diagnosed w adhd and autism at. A really young age this is literally so goddam annoying
@@JokersD0ll they both have adhd. i have adhd. it is a joke and not serious in any capacity. i’m sorry it has offended you to this extreme
Wtf does that have to do with adhd in any way whatsoever LMFAO just say types of people my god you don't need to bring your self diagnosed misunderstandings of this into EVERYTHING all the time. Also "sorry you got offended" isn't an apology, but congrats on being even more disgusting in your next comment
jarvis is unbearably annoying with his random facts no one likes people like that
Saw Jarvis in the thumbnail and had to click immediately.
Ok now this is DEFINITELY the best smp
your merch just arrived at my house and you uploaded, holy shit it feels like christmas
Nice by the way I like your profile pic
sven's comments in this stream are underrated imo
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS
Same bestie
ive been watching the streams for the last couple days since Nick, Jarvis, Gus and Sven have been streaming and it has been so fun to watch
This whole smp feel VAGUELY “no homo” and I am HERE FOR IT.
I think they should turn the old place into a main hub with stuff for everyone
The dream smp is in-fact quacking rn
Edit: I MEANT QUACKING OMFG
SECOND EDIT: QUAKING I THINK OMG I CANT SPELL IM SORRY
the dream smp:🦆🦆🦆
They've been really quiet since this dropped
🦆🦆🦆
bae do you mean quaking 😭😭
dream smp really squawking in their boots rn
I love how you edited it but then wrote the same thing😭
I was watching you and kurtis beat the ender dragon when you posted this lol
i’m ur 100th sub
@@pcpt congrats, you win a million dollars
That’s a beautiful profile picture
bro i love that y’all casually have elsie fisher in your SMP 😂
I'm a simple man.
I see Danny and Jarvis collab, I click
I love it when Danny makes the whole room laugh
Living for Elsie's villain arc halfway in
And they said Avengers Endgame was the most ambitious crossover ever. I beg to differ.
Oh boy seeing Gus and Sven is sure uncomfortable now
Sven didn’t do anything don’t drag him into this
@@somethingsomething7769 He literally made a video mocking Sabrina so he can get fucked as well
wait what happened?
i was thinking the same thing
@@thenetherbaddie9760 Idk what happened to my other reply but look up Abelina Sabrina’s video about it
I love this surge of people playing Minecraft for the first time, it really does feel like a game anyone can play
this is exactly what we need during these difficult times 🙏🏼
Ive thought the title was "baddiesimp" for months now I just now realized what an smp is
Petition for the Baddies to pull through and make a statue of baddery in the SMP
I actually really like their house how they have the glass. I like the glass with the water underneath. Pretty epic in my opinion
Yea that's a baby of chat ideas