Do note the employee with twilight at 4:37, which was the reason why the birds werent able to merge into apocalypse bird till near the end, tho the manager mustve been low on gear since the employee was only equipped with waw gear, not even resistant to black, what a shame…
i played a kit round, someone got first trumpet, died, someone else got first trumpet and died too, a bird up happened, the birds died, and to top it all off another player got first trumpet AND DIED. (they will never believe me though)
birding up in kit is a 50/50. you either get to destroy the entire server for several minutes or you die the next second to tsar bobms/end/moon/whatever else can kill in a moments notice.
dont mind me tip: after spamming the two noob tubes, you can spawn them again after landing 4 base smile m1s, so you can start killing the new dummies along with consuming the old ones. saves approximately 20% time idk
When you put an employee in the shelter from the 27th of March in it to stop the qliphoth counter reaching 0 and losing pe boxes just to forgot about them:
I don’t know how many smiles I’ve had to kill from reaching max power or the amount of bird ups I’ve had to stop to prevent literal chaos from starting
wait actually first MOSB escaped because people died, and gets all the bodies punishing bird escapes because people are not working with it, then big bird escaped because when it's second Trumpet or third trumpet big bird escapes, or big bird escaped cause too many people died by the MOSB, then judgement bird escapes because of the 2 birds escaping. All while doing Gebura suppression now THIS is what truly happened. actually sick though
"Consuming 10 bodies with Smile grants you the ability to merge!" Yes thank you quite game nice to know after that round. Also you are so lucky that the "here comes the sun" kit didn't have tsar bobm before, or that streak would have ended sooner.
Warning all agents and clerks, immediate death is incoming, this is a ABOVE ALEPH event, pray to your higher being, for there shall be no mercy, Manager, Over and out, Activating 4th Trumpet.
you described my last game play in kit poison first i got smiler, died to a juce exploder,then birded up,then i got red mist before birding... AND IT WAS ALL PAIN
2:43 You forgot Solemn Lament or Funeral of Dead Butterflies's E.G.O. Weapon my guy- And hes dead you killed him. You also forgot Portable Dont Touch Me but thats impossible to get in a round of Kit
"dude i dont need to restart"
the situation bro is in
"i will respawn in 15 seconds just stay alive"
@@Guestgamer2015bro rn:
buddy is NOT surviving the day
the anomalies are fighting
meanwhile ppl around with bad rolls: 😐🚶➡️🚪
when the birds bird up.. you ate a corpse
when the birds died and smile song started.... you ate a corpse
the birds didnt die, smile got to third trumpet
@@notafurry_PIPEBOMBMANsecond*
The birds where still alive, thats why It says third trumpet
Do note the employee with twilight at 4:37, which was the reason why the birds werent able to merge into apocalypse bird till near the end, tho the manager mustve been low on gear since the employee was only equipped with waw gear, not even resistant to black, what a shame…
An average day on Iyem Asylum match:
Calmest kit match in the world
they knew, when the *mountain of smiling corspses, the apocalypse bird* and *the red mist* has came, their world of fighting was over.
me when i dont know what the funny words mean: (i know very well what the funny words mean)
always remember a clerk once solod red mist.
mad sheriff against afk Juggernaut Red Mist:
@@SunInJar more like m1911 vs red mist
Nah 9mm vs Afk Red Mist User @@randomisfoda
@@randomisfodanerf darts*
i played a kit round, someone got first trumpet, died, someone else got first trumpet and died too, a bird up happened, the birds died, and to top it all off another player got first trumpet AND DIED. (they will never believe me though)
birding up in kit is a 50/50.
you either get to destroy the entire server for several minutes or you die the next second to tsar bobms/end/moon/whatever else can kill in a moments notice.
@@TtheWhimsicalsmall pebbles and rock grinders be like
what a great manager!
fun fact of this clip: i actualy forgot that smile has vomit ability
he forgor 💀
@@pein4332is vomit good?
@@Dust-Dust-Dust does 15 per tick over 5 ticks, so yea
💀
Where's da capo
So crazy that people were helping you achieve Smile and the Birds and Red Mist weren't attacking each other
"I swear, if some random abnormality will kill some of clerks nothing will happen to my corporation."
Uhhh
>first trumpet starts
@@MountainOfSmilingBodies
That's it im calling the rabbit protocol
My average lobotomy corporation gameplay:
We're cooked🔥🔥 - Ayin
I love how it goes from 1st trumpet to second then to third, very satisfying!!!
dont mind me tip: after spamming the two noob tubes, you can spawn them again after landing 4 base smile m1s, so you can start killing the new dummies along with consuming the old ones. saves approximately 20% time idk
the alephs i fought right before geburah's core suppression:
1:46 true frien
thats me right there
"Quick! Become his friend befote he gets too powerful!"
@@emirbergazden9723not really, i just saw him and decided to help out
Imagine if
Red mist
Smile
Bird up
Da capo
💀
When you put an employee in the shelter from the 27th of March in it to stop the qliphoth counter reaching 0 and losing pe boxes just to forgot about them:
The project moon sleeper agent has been activated
all lcorp reference players/trumpets have 1 thing in common: teaming is key (kinda, idk)
Absolute chaos, third trumpet seems not enough for all that.
Consuming 10 bodies with Smile grants you the ability to metge!
I don’t know how many smiles I’ve had to kill from reaching max power or the amount of bird ups I’ve had to stop to prevent literal chaos from starting
It just needed a Da Capo Movement 4 and a god forsaken Solemn Lament user and we just made a Lobotomy Corp game
So cool if da capo, smile, bird up happened on uncertified
sadly da capo and smile is blacklisted
now imagine
bird up + smile + da capo + red mist
💀
Third trumpet
wait actually
first MOSB escaped because people died, and gets all the bodies punishing bird escapes because people are not working with it, then big bird escaped because when it's second Trumpet or third trumpet big bird escapes, or big bird escaped cause too many people died by the MOSB, then judgement bird escapes because of the 2 birds escaping.
All while doing Gebura suppression
now THIS is what truly happened.
actually sick though
The sadly is everyone didnt join the Project moon club to enjoy the chaos
"Consuming 10 bodies with Smile grants you the ability to merge!" Yes thank you quite game nice to know after that round. Also you are so lucky that the "here comes the sun" kit didn't have tsar bobm before, or that streak would have ended sooner.
Lobotomy corporation day be like
(Im hate clerks)
Average apoc bird fight
I have no clue what item asylum is or what lobotomy corporation is, but this is giving huge scp anomalies outbreak vibes.
Yeah thats lobotomy Corporation in a shellnut and item asylum is a randomizer game
This is why they tell you to not push the damn button
The whole lobotomy corp cast was there 💀💀💀💀
average lobotomy corp run:
Imaging just playing peacefully a regular kit match and you see the bird up trio, a red mist and a smile user charging at you
literally the forbidden 5
most balanced kit round
I dont need to restart the day trust me! What situation bro has made for himself
Fun fact! Red Mist is from library of runia and is also known as Gebura!
Abnormalities left unattended and now it's time to restart the day
all you need is de capo and solemn lament for the most lobcorp game ever
Project moon cursed the server with INFINITE LOBOTOMY
Warning all agents and clerks, immediate death is incoming, this is a ABOVE ALEPH event, pray to your higher being, for there shall be no mercy, Manager, Over and out, Activating 4th Trumpet.
5:22 well til twilight bird & smile bird can’t team up so they can’t hurt each other :(
bro got the whole lobotomy gang on a server 💀
Bro is at fifth trumpet
All we need is for a da capo kit to exist to make a fouth trumpet ☠☠
Yeah and we technically got Solemn Lament kits too
now we need the
d o n t t o u c h m e
If there was a da capo this would've been even crazier
3 trumpet has unlock thier 300% potencial and thier domain smile isoc bird peach for
3 birds, a mountain of dead people, and a woman with red hair cause terror to the local asylum
the lobotomy corporation making a mess
average day in the most unlucky managers life
the true lobotomy experience
With this lobotomy corporation item,i summon, project moon fan
Not the betrayal at the end that’s fucked up
you described my last game play in kit poison first i got smiler, died to a juce exploder,then birded up,then i got red mist before birding... AND IT WAS ALL PAIN
everybody gansta til someone gets end
average Gebura core suppression
I'll be honest, if this happens to me, it'll be my first time to attempting to reroll any oneshot kit.
the lobotomy special
library of asylum
what happens when a random clerk dies from nothing halfway across the facility (restarting is good)
help i'm having a lobotomy (corperation)
This is the item asylum match of all time
Its so lobotomy. it turn into a company and library got ruined
so limbus
one awp is all it takes
May god have mercy for those players
Man Gebura Meltdown gone wild 💀
Only da capo was left out
Wheres da capo when this is happening
Hundreds of dead employees and he still hasn't breached?
2:45 dead butterflies added to the casualties
bro didn’t have justice 3😭💔
I thought it gonna be lob corp vid
lobotomy corp moment
Why does everyone think they are that guy when they see a Smile
“Supress this”
A normal my day:
Smile + mimicry + twilight ( birs up ) + da capo + they only use ranger item + ALL PLAYER IN SEVER ONLY TARGET ME 💀💀💀
The final trumpet
De Capo had to take the day off.
the kether,,,, the kether is real
me when luck actually happens
Fourth Trumpet
if only he reached second trumpet before the bird up
Most fair kit match:
mfs got the entire lcorp cast in one round
x got fired shortly after the match
Item asylum moment
IA Players: *Dies once in kit*
IA Players: Yeah no I'm resetting until I get an op kit
This is truly a PM moment
Who touched “don’t touch me”?
"The great madness"
What's the music for the 3rd trompet?
A true abnormality battle royale
POV: Don’t touch me
the likes are at 68 you have successfully summoned me
if i was there and also happened to have a large bobm or a rock i wouldve cooked grilled chicken (id die)
2:43 You forgot Solemn Lament or Funeral of Dead Butterflies's E.G.O. Weapon my guy- And hes dead you killed him.
You also forgot Portable Dont Touch Me but thats impossible to get in a round of Kit
add da capo from a fort card and it would be even sillier
Avreage kit experience
imagine also da capo 💀