So...because of you i sat down and watched ALL of "Breaking Bad". For years my friend(s) kept telling me how good it is and to watch it but i never did. Apparently watching ALL of breaking bad AND El Camino so i could understand all qzeq jhokes was the motivation i truly needed haha
i started my solo game dev quest. I hope one day, i could make a game as good as these ones you showed. The bar is set high but i will not give up. It's crazy, steam charges $100 to publish the game on steam. These devs are killing it
@arostwocents far as I'm aware, it's $100 free to publish any game on steam. I looked into it awhile back. $100 isn't bad, but for a lot of these games, they may not make that back lol
When he found out the game was not the problem but it's actually the auto clicker there is a reason why some auto clickers tell you not to go below 50 milliseconds it could freeze your game I'm impressed that it held up that long
Bro I started this video thinking your accent is Russian, suddenly became Italian, in some parts German back to Russian....this video is an experience 😂
this mans plan on making videos: 1. binge drink, 2. black out, 3. wake up and turn on you pc, 4. finde the video that you recored but don't remember, 5. upload and profit.
I was thinking the same thing. Ik the games suck but the crashing and maxing out the pc is prob cuz the VM wasn’t given shit to work with. 8gb ram and only 1 core won’t give good results on any game. Especially clearly unoptimized ones
When you were "rapping" about Kong (if thats what you wanna call it😂) you sounded exactly like what i expect bad propaganda rap from China to sound like😂😂
7:00 Fun fact: This.. "dinosaur" design is literally stolen from one of early concept arts of Jurassic World's indominus rex (when it was still meant to be named "malusaurus")
i just found your channel like an hour ago and i've done nothing else than watched your videos since then and i gotta say, perkele että on hauskeja videoita
I hate to be the "Well, actually" guy, but here we go: The first videogame ever is the Chathode ray tube amusement device, created by Thomas T. Goldsmith Jr. and Estle Ray.
Funny thing about Skull Island: Rise of Kong, it has literally nothing to do with the Kong: Skull Island movie or any of its sequels made by Warner Bros.. Kong, the giant ape character, has a bunch of entirely unrelated stories based on him which are cheap to license because everyone forgets they exist hence the… that. Weirdly enough, the same publisher did have some big names because they’re the same guys that published Gollum and Walking Dead:Destinies.
I spent 9 years making my passion project dream game with the most polish and care that a solo dev can afford... and I have yet to break even on what I spent on marketing it, alone. Then I see the worst officially licensed Kong game in history of mankind, that's made more money than I'd ever see in my life. Idk man. I just dunno.
Yeah it's on a vm, no way I'd run these on my actual pc 😅 I copied the vm over from my old pc and forgot to change its specs so it was stuck on 1 core and 8gb of ram
Certainly! Here's a basic sushi recipe translated into Russian: **Рецепт суши:** **Ингредиенты:** - 2 чашки риса для суши - 2,5 чашки воды - 1/2 чашки рисового уксуса - 2 ст. ложки сахара - 1 ч. ложка соли - Водоросли нори - Свежий лосось или тунец, нарезанный на полоски - Авокадо, нарезанный тонкими ломтями - Огурец, очищенный и нарезанный полосками - Соевый соус для подачи - Васаби и имбирь для подачи **Инструкции:** 1. **Приготовьте рис:** Промойте рис в холодной воде до полного удаления крахмала. Варите рис в подсоленной воде до готовности. Перемешайте уксус, сахар и соль, затем добавьте к готовому рису. Перемешайте и оставьте остывать. 2. **Подготовьте ингредиенты:** Распределите рис по листам нори, оставляя небольшой отступ сверху. Распределите полоски рыбы, авокадо и огурца вдоль центра риса. 3. **Скрутите роллы:** Начните скручивать роллы, используя бамбуковый коврик, чтобы обеспечить компактность. Убедитесь, что конец нори приклеен. 4. **Нарежьте роллы:** Нарежьте роллы на небольшие кусочки с острым ножом. 5. **Подавайте с соевым соусом, васаби и имбирем.** Приятного аппетита!
bro think he gaben 💀💀💀
(also do you guys prefer friday or sunday uploads?)
Come on do Friday.For Chica
Friday better fr fr
Balls
Friday
what is the name of that russian hardbass song?
I love how the developers of Zombiax evil only have 0.3 hours on their own game
Don't consume your own product
@@ctmbottomtext9116 especially if it's a bitcoin mine
8:20 "This Kong is doing E"
I actually almost shat myself on this part
11 yo humor
@@kunkunca 11 year old humor.*
@@SomeMercenary228 * *11 year old humor.
Learn 10 yo gae kid 😂😂😂😂🤫☔️
I'm proud to say that me and my partner quote that part almost daily lmfao
@@mr.misfortune6236 I hope you and your partner doesn't have to have a Kong that's doing E
Ah yes, because Steam is known for their intuitive quality control on what can and cannot be considered games.
Excuse me these games are up there with the classics just like Half Life and Farming Simulator 2013
@@qzeq Hilarious video. Got a question tho, what's the song you use for transitions? Been looking for it, well, for a bit now.
still better than epic games
@@Flubby_no shit
@@TK-zl8fuI require the name as well
why is this guy soo entertaining man, his english with the finnish accent is what hooks me to watch more of this guy.
it's a finnish accent
God is good
8:16 P.K. Rap
Her reminds me of RADAL
He's legit far more entertaining than Ludwig.He's like Modest pelican but for trash games.
if anyones wondering what the song in the transitions is
Токсин - Грязный Рамирес
Thank you so much!!!
thanks a lot
Hey, nice taste, know and love Ram)
Do qzeq from Russia or East Europe?
Bro you're a saviour!! I was about to comment asking for it
Thanks bro
So...because of you i sat down and watched ALL of "Breaking Bad". For years my friend(s) kept telling me how good it is and to watch it but i never did. Apparently watching ALL of breaking bad AND El Camino so i could understand all qzeq jhokes was the motivation i truly needed haha
God is good
my only question is what is the reason for the (s).
what about better call saul?
BOT!@@avangardismm
@@tunestreamsshh let the man rest
i started my solo game dev quest. I hope one day, i could make a game as good as these ones you showed. The bar is set high but i will not give up. It's crazy, steam charges $100 to publish the game on steam. These devs are killing it
Each game or a one time fee?
@arostwocents far as I'm aware, it's $100 free to publish any game on steam. I looked into it awhile back. $100 isn't bad, but for a lot of these games, they may not make that back lol
13:40 "the game isn't running at this point, the game is walking"
words of wisdom
You know you are playing bad games, when even your graphics card is on last breath 😂
God is good
yeah if you're getting artifacts bugs in all your game, gpu probs dying
Prolly becuse most of these games mine crypto on your pc
When he found out the game was not the problem but it's actually the auto clicker there is a reason why some auto clickers tell you not to go below 50 milliseconds it could freeze your game I'm impressed that it held up that long
I made Monkey Business, thank you for playing!
Banana 🍌
money -badly- well spent
(also, pretty sure the autoclicker was clicking so fast it was using your cpu a lot)
He can not shit! He can not pee! Th- th- th- this kong is doing *E!* (wheeze) P.K! Party Kong!
I use the same auto clicker and have always used it on 1 milliseconds, so probably something else cus i never had problems with it
sane@@Actual_Pickle
6:30 "battle scared Kong" doesn't seem quite right 🤔😅
15:19 that's definitely a picture of Juice WRLD when he said it in 1648
are you Radal's son?
This.
Yes
🙀
Lmao I was thinking the same
Qzeq is Finnish
13:16 Objective: Activate Windows
15:54 I actually used that tool before for when I was playing Sonic Speed Simulator's Auto run mode
Banana
4:18 ayo wtf are these games bro 😭
Sex apartments
sex apocalypse
sex city
etc.
wtf 💀
Cant believe i didnt find this channel earlier, i think i am going to binge your whole videography in the next few days!
Welcome in! 😄
The amount of mental trauma this man goes through...
Deserves a sub
Bro WASTED $100 on steam when he could have bought cuphead, minecraft, and terraria, and many other good Games💀💀
( 8:16 party kong rap)
"I mean shes clipping in the car but my standards aren't that high" 💀💀💀
10:50 blame unity for this trash thats unreal lmao.
Bro
I started this video thinking your accent is Russian, suddenly became Italian, in some parts German back to Russian....this video is an experience 😂
I like to keep my audience on their toes 😄
1:15 I actually made this game!!! I can't believe Moistcritical played it and now you!
cool make a second one
I hope you refunded these....
7:21 that Abraham Lincoln meme came out of nowhere lol.
3:04 even in a poorly made breaking bad game Peter parker is married and has an child with Mj
Nah Parker deserves better than MJ. She's for the streets
4:20 we gonna ignore your games that start with S
7:02 people who played sonic 06:allow us to introduce our selves
this mans plan on making videos: 1. binge drink, 2. black out, 3. wake up and turn on you pc, 4. finde the video that you recored but don't remember, 5. upload and profit.
3:51 dafaq, that czech influencer 😅
This vid is only out 4 minutes and i already know it will be perfect
Love u Qzeq♥️
Qzeq and Halloween = great moments
4:18 Ummmm qzeq,what is that in library 👀👀👀 😏😏
💀💀💀
You know the game is beast when it consumes 100% of a Ryzen 9 7900X3D 💀😂
8:42 what is this monstrosity of steam library
11:09
I want to thank you for introducing me to this song. I've been laughing non-stop. XD
9:50 You probably should give that VM a bit more than a single core, something like 4 cores would be a lot better
I was thinking the same thing. Ik the games suck but the crashing and maxing out the pc is prob cuz the VM wasn’t given shit to work with. 8gb ram and only 1 core won’t give good results on any game. Especially clearly unoptimized ones
1:02 song name Грязный Рамирес - Токсин, wasn't expecting a Russian song in a English youtube video 😳, probably it was completely random)
Qzeq's wallet cries whenever he finds a Chinese Bitcoin miner disguised as a game
I just woke up from a nap at 8:10. I'll tell you monkeys doing E is not what I expected to wake up to.
Dear qzeq or anyone else, what is the name song in 1:03? PLEASE I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
@nailhuda the song is called "Toxin" and its made by Ram
@@1CE98Thx dude!
@@1CE98you are a legend
This makes me think having you review bad hentai games would actually be hillarious
Qzeq pretending he doesn't already cook meth in his home
Steam: We have the highest quality control.
qzeq: Fake.
Hey Qzeq it's me, just to let you know BUY A NUMPAD and beat fnaf the cheat way
When you were "rapping" about Kong (if thats what you wanna call it😂) you sounded exactly like what i expect bad propaganda rap from China to sound like😂😂
Love the Vargskelethor-esque vibe to your videos. Really made me laugh a couple of times. Keep it uppp
Im glad I'm not the only one who thinks this lol. Been watching Joel for like a decade and just started watching this guy 10\10 similar humor type
so were gonna ignore the fact he has "sex simulator" in his steam library? (can be seen at 4:20 )
at 8:51 you can see all of his games on the left side. God bless and help this man
7:00 Fun fact:
This.. "dinosaur" design is literally stolen from one of early concept arts of Jurassic World's indominus rex (when it was still meant to be named "malusaurus")
3:22 how does bro know💀💀💀
8:18 made me laugh my socks off holy fiddle sticks i pissed myself while watching this masterpiece
I've been dying for another one of these videos
I watched them all 🎉
1:03 What song is this?
Edit: nvm, found it. It's Toxin by Dirty Ramirez
i just found your channel like an hour ago and i've done nothing else than watched your videos since then and i gotta say, perkele että on hauskeja videoita
I'm so happy i accidentally found qzegs channel while extremely drunk 6 months ago
Same condition , a few months ago 😂
few days was my case
I've been waiting for this man. Love you, buddy
this is a certified hood classic
Yeah
7:18 Unironically, that guy would've probably been amazed with how big the difference is with something like Pong.
bro, gotta say, really appreciate the time and money you put into making videos to keep us entertained. Had me laughing all throughout.
God is good
@@avangardismm yes He is
are you good tho ?@@poisonempress
2:06
ah yes, the famous 'E' element.
Thats what the kong was doing though
qzeq uploaded. Its a blessed day
What’s the song 1:08?
Sid × Ram - Toxin
When you play so many bad games that make "Skull Island Rises of Kong" look good enough
We need more breaking bad games I need to cook messi
Some would say that rise of kong is...just bad. I hope someone gets this
no way new vid
I hate to be the "Well, actually" guy, but here we go:
The first videogame ever is the Chathode ray tube amusement device, created by Thomas T. Goldsmith Jr. and Estle Ray.
Cathode Ray Tube by the way
the amount of effort that goes into these videos is amazing, keep up the awesome work!
God is good
that banana spawning game is a masterpiece
*12:50** - Game "Vangers" at minimum wages*
I love when games have scientifically accurate drug cooking mechanics, really my thing in gaming. how about you?
Funny thing about Skull Island: Rise of Kong, it has literally nothing to do with the Kong: Skull Island movie or any of its sequels made by Warner Bros.. Kong, the giant ape character, has a bunch of entirely unrelated stories based on him which are cheap to license because everyone forgets they exist hence the… that. Weirdly enough, the same publisher did have some big names because they’re the same guys that published Gollum and Walking Dead:Destinies.
Joe Biden is broken 💀💀 got me laughing so hard
I spent 9 years making my passion project dream game with the most polish and care that a solo dev can afford... and I have yet to break even on what I spent on marketing it, alone.
Then I see the worst officially licensed Kong game in history of mankind, that's made more money than I'd ever see in my life.
Idk man. I just dunno.
why did you make this vid private for 10 minutes?
Dropping the RAM track in there. As a fan of Russian rap I noticed.
9:51 How does this man have a Ryzen 9 7900X3D but 8gb of ram, unless he is running a VM
Yeah it's on a vm, no way I'd run these on my actual pc 😅
I copied the vm over from my old pc and forgot to change its specs so it was stuck on 1 core and 8gb of ram
Keep these videos up man
Instant lol button
13:02
THE GUY UPLOADED FINALLY HE DIDNT DIEEE
This part is hilarious 0:38
*He can not shit*
*He can not pee*
*Th-th-th-th*
*This Kong is doing E*
Certainly! Here's a basic sushi recipe translated into Russian:
**Рецепт суши:**
**Ингредиенты:**
- 2 чашки риса для суши
- 2,5 чашки воды
- 1/2 чашки рисового уксуса
- 2 ст. ложки сахара
- 1 ч. ложка соли
- Водоросли нори
- Свежий лосось или тунец, нарезанный на полоски
- Авокадо, нарезанный тонкими ломтями
- Огурец, очищенный и нарезанный полосками
- Соевый соус для подачи
- Васаби и имбирь для подачи
**Инструкции:**
1. **Приготовьте рис:** Промойте рис в холодной воде до полного удаления крахмала. Варите рис в подсоленной воде до готовности. Перемешайте уксус, сахар и соль, затем добавьте к готовому рису. Перемешайте и оставьте остывать.
2. **Подготовьте ингредиенты:** Распределите рис по листам нори, оставляя небольшой отступ сверху. Распределите полоски рыбы, авокадо и огурца вдоль центра риса.
3. **Скрутите роллы:** Начните скручивать роллы, используя бамбуковый коврик, чтобы обеспечить компактность. Убедитесь, что конец нори приклеен.
4. **Нарежьте роллы:** Нарежьте роллы на небольшие кусочки с острым ножом.
5. **Подавайте с соевым соусом, васаби и имбирем.**
Приятного аппетита!
btw its sushi recipe xD
The king has returned!!!
11:10 its actualy unreal game according to settings
I saw titanfall 2
finaly a new video!. been watching the olds once to much
Never closed lol peep so fast
New subscriber. This was hilarious 😂
8:51 OMG thats to much Sex game's
God is good
4:18 ayo what are them games on the left there 👀👀👀
My day just got 100000 times better when you upload (:
when you said "you pay actual 20bucks and you get like what" my power went out
this made me crack tf up 🤣🤣🤣 you earned a subs.
Been waiting for this