High-Stakes Icebreaker Questions

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  • @LOL1626
    @LOL1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10275

    "I'm not the one that's controlling this fictional universe!"
    -writer Tao Yang

    • @majestical15
      @majestical15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Stan Lee would never say this

    • @davidlastname1599
      @davidlastname1599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      wow, a bad person and a liar. he'll do great.

    • @SAdventist
      @SAdventist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spot on!

    • @digiornopizza1918
      @digiornopizza1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is his name really tay-oh or tau? Because you spelled tao. Which sounds like tau. But I just want to know how tay-oh can be turned into tau.
      I don’t mean to be like this.

    • @LOL1626
      @LOL1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@digiornopizza1918 Then don't be like that. Control your life.

  • @lswd7543
    @lswd7543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8367

    The fact that Raph was wearing that pink party hat while being so dark and serious made this 10x funnier

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Hey, that's raci- oh you mean figuratively.

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yea it confused 10 times much worse then my sexuality. I didn't know to laugh of panic

    • @guimero_art
      @guimero_art 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a little fuh-reak

    • @RadouaneSbaa
      @RadouaneSbaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even see the pink party hat anymore...

    • @Engineer_Heathen
      @Engineer_Heathen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Those party hats look really uncomfortable for a bald person.

  • @harrydepova8896
    @harrydepova8896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6808

    love how this ended. "Yeah, I'm gonna look him in the eye everyday. It's gonna be a lot of fun for me."

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Like how is that fun for u ?lol he tried to kill you ! That last sentence was just so messed up in so many way s lol

    • @eviemuffins
      @eviemuffins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@komlat253 haha its almost as if the joke is that it's messed up

    • @slockhrt
      @slockhrt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Raph's "You hear that, freak!" was best.

    • @Lawrence330
      @Lawrence330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@slockhrt Agreed!

    • @jakes.4147
      @jakes.4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry Depova I read this exactly as I heard it lmao

  • @YOJOmonkey54
    @YOJOmonkey54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6126

    That was written by Tao?! He’s gonna do great :D (Lily was great too)

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yeaaaaa! Tao ! 4 more years of tao ! I support him

    • @janvanhouwelingen4721
      @janvanhouwelingen4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I already love this guy!

    • @ajstudios9210
      @ajstudios9210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@janvanhouwelingen4721 Same.

    • @ronaldmcdonald2024
      @ronaldmcdonald2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And they were never seen again

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He seems to kinda have the same kinda energy trapp has in some sketches, like the voice of reason. Can’t wait to see his new sketches though

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7579

    I think this is how they induct new SNL cast members.

    • @gaminglegend
      @gaminglegend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What's SNL?

    • @adygombos4469
      @adygombos4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Induct? Man that's cruel.

    • @matty7834
      @matty7834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gaminglegend a really shit corporate TV show

    • @jackburnette4883
      @jackburnette4883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@matty7834 it's really good. You're just not smart enough to get it.

    • @Dr.J69
      @Dr.J69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gaminglegend its suckNailslife

  • @exposedd2
    @exposedd2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    Uses tools to pick the cards out of the box.
    Continues to hold them with his hand.

    • @exposedd2
      @exposedd2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Logic

    • @ArcasDevlin
      @ArcasDevlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      The boxes protects the cards from those who would attempt to steal them. The box, perhaps, is deadly, not the cards.

    • @runoxb
      @runoxb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ArcasDevlin Death Box 2 vengeance
      In theaters near you .

    • @rubyharris6119
      @rubyharris6119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now you're asking the real questions.
      Edit: not a question.

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rubyharris6119 lol u didn't edit ur reply

  • @aidanangel113
    @aidanangel113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    The end scene belonged in a movie. Raph’s acting is beyond phenomenal, the build up paired with the music is cinematic gold. Good on CH, they know their shit.

    • @hotsauce-ud1by
      @hotsauce-ud1by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I loved the music buildup, and raphs acting was amazing

  • @Syndie702
    @Syndie702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3093

    My favorite icebreaker: Do you favor a one or two state solution to the Isreali-Palestinian conflict? Could you describe in greater detail your ideal geopolitical situation in the region?

    • @CarneVP
      @CarneVP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Oh I will be using this in real life

    • @figgledoi
      @figgledoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Death to Israel. Death to America. 😄☺️😜

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@figgledoi Death to Everyone

    • @peterbell3199
      @peterbell3199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your house will most likely be suicide bombed just for posting this question.

    • @aliceraynor
      @aliceraynor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      One state.
      They have to accept that we're all one race and that neither should hold claim to "the holy city" alone as both their religions are based on it.
      The concept of religion should be removed from their government, and become a choice. But both have to agree.

  • @MattyB00M3R
    @MattyB00M3R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3822

    Taio is officially my new favorite character after pulling the trigger.

    • @Thegodofheroics
      @Thegodofheroics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I still love Zac and Brennan but Taio is on my top 3 now

    • @terrencemcgarty6810
      @terrencemcgarty6810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Thegodofheroics Zac left over a year ago tho

    • @billmurrayatemygelato730
      @billmurrayatemygelato730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Lily Blackwell Don't correct peoples spelling on a TH-cam comment. It demonstrates insecurity.

    • @Nerom99
      @Nerom99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Same. He's a _freak_ and I love him for it.

    • @norefunds4731
      @norefunds4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Lily Blackwell You are actually going from thread to thread.....do you have shame but lost it, or did you just forget to pick some up?

  • @urielolguin
    @urielolguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    I like their humor already. Can't wait for the new dynamic they are going to bring to the cast.

  • @semajflug24680
    @semajflug24680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    What's fun is Tao's icebreakers actually told us a lot about his true self. "Do the right thing, no matter the consequneces"

    • @pharaohatem6884
      @pharaohatem6884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Yeah right until his desire for reverse drove him to commit murder. He may call it justice but it's still a crime, and even if you think it was justified he didn't bother to confirm if that guy was actually the one who killed his sister and didn't even question how they found him when the cops couldn't.

    • @garbouwdeark9103
      @garbouwdeark9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It was also the only one he had any "real" connection to. He might have answered the first two differently if he was actually given evidence of his best friend cheating or if his father turned up with a dead body.

    • @d.f.4830
      @d.f.4830 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean… it told us that, like a lot of people, under his soft little face is this absolutely rigid punitive streak. Call the cops on your dad? Shoot the guy who killed your sister in the face? Me and Jesus don’t call that ‘doing the right thing,’ and Jesus isn’t even real

    • @imashadow699
      @imashadow699 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@d.f.4830 I Mean,
      Why Wouldn't You?

    • @MrMuel1205
      @MrMuel1205 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did like that they kept his character consistent.

  • @wolfymilk
    @wolfymilk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    2:05 The fact that Grant got syphilis twice irl makes this 10 times funnier

    • @karaigrayson8198
      @karaigrayson8198 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Really?

    • @Cobleemil
      @Cobleemil ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@karaigrayson8198 yes

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did he time travel to the wild west again?

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Demiglitch Syphillis is still around, especially in underdeveloped countries like the US.

  • @mr_willybilly
    @mr_willybilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    These are definitely the type of questions that Brennan got when he first started working there, I’m just imagining him answering these immediately in full detail

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I, too, am one of those people who doesn't like social conventions.

    • @THEMATT222
      @THEMATT222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, F

    • @NapazTrix
      @NapazTrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh, you're one of those.
      You're driving down the street at 50 mph and there's an elderly driver behind you but a child crossing the street ahead of you. Do you run over the child or brake harshly and have the elderly driver behind you crash into you and possibly die from the impact?

    • @Barrillel
      @Barrillel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NapazTrix Brake hard obviously, in the moment all you'd be aware of is the risk in front of you and not about an old lady tailgating you. (3 car lengths, grandma!)

    • @glooperscooper
      @glooperscooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Barrillel that's altering the question. You're clearly aware of the lady behind you. He told you you are

    • @Barrillel
      @Barrillel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@glooperscooper fair point, but still the same answer, regardless. I'm not going to run down a pedestrian to avoid getting rear-ended, even if I know I'm being followed by someone guaranteed to not stop in time. They are supposed to leave enough space to stop for reason like this, and I'm not gonna change my behavior because of the other driver's negligent and risky behavior.

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Hey CollegeHumor! So, Lily seems super fun and all, but that Tao guy, he seems like a total sociopath. Are you sure he's a good fit? I mean _what did Tom Hanks do to deserve syphilis??_

  • @jug8198
    @jug8198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    1:13 i MeAn yOu aSkEd fOr LeSs lAmE qUeStIoNs rIgHt?!
    He Nailed it

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love the idea that every time they bring on a new cast member, they have an assortment of people related to tragic events and a loaded Glock in the back room in case they go with the dark questions.

    • @adt4864
      @adt4864 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually the implication is that they do a background check to find tragic events to engineer situations based on that, which is more plausible, but still hilariously ridiculous.

  • @TimdeVisser86
    @TimdeVisser86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Raph's delivery really makes the skit work.

  • @2isinwinning431
    @2isinwinning431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Saw this on Dropout last week just had to comment my favorite sketch perfect amount of dark.

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🍻😎You rule!!! Thanks for being a fan

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I love how Tao's first two answers were ethically correct (preventing long time suffering and not allowing a murderer to get away), and they still think he's a monster

    • @milannovak1813
      @milannovak1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      First one yes, second one depends

    • @duskmare0000
      @duskmare0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Both are debatable really, and both could be considered wrong answers for one reason or another. It's an unwinnable scenario and that's half the joke, haha.
      For the first one, you could say that the marriage might still potentially work. A lot more goes into a relationship than just sex after all, so the bride could potentially still end up with a happy marriage even if her husband is sleeping around. So is it really your place, as someone that doesn't really know their private 'behind-closed-doors' relationship, to interject and ruin that just because you caught him messing around with a brides maid? Even if confronting them is the right option, is the day of the wedding the right day to do it? You've got to consider the public shame of cancelling the wedding and the drama that would cause. At that point you'd have family and friends taking sides and it would be nearly impossible for any reconciliation between the bride and groom. Even if they did get past it, their families and friends would likely hold grudges and it would make all future family events quite uncomfortable. So perhaps the better plan would be to tell the bride later? Of course, if they file for divorce immediately then that would probably cause almost as much drama, but with a lot more court proceedings and possibly having to split their money or being accused of being a gold-digger depending on who had more money.
      For the second one, it's a lot more subjective. How close are you to your father? Are they a good person or not? Do they deserve your unreserved trust even if they appear to have done something awful like murder someone? If they're not a good person, would you defend them anyway because of your personal relationship? Really, you can swing any answer here and justify it as loyalty, morality or trust.

    • @kaedonx0673
      @kaedonx0673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@duskmare0000 I think you’re looking into it as a situation that can be modified. The question was do you let the wedding go on leave them to a failing marriage or ignore it. The way he phrased the question means that it’s a guarantee the marriage would fail

    • @imashadow699
      @imashadow699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      duskmare0000 1. I Will Destroy The Wedding
      (Do YOU Want To See Your Best Friend Suffering Everyday, From A Really Unnecessary AVOIDABLE Reason?)
      2. Depend On Reason... BUT If It's Simple Dumb Reason, I'll Simply Bring Him To Police
      (Doesn't Mean I Can't Be Trusted... *But* Do YOU Want To Participate In His Crime, And Become A Trash Who AS GUILTY AS HIM?)
      3. I... Won't Pull The Trigger
      (Death Is Way Too Easy for Him... *If It's True,, I'll Make Sure He Felt The SAME SUFFERING Like Me* 🙂)

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel this way when I play old games like Kotor 1/2. (Fucked if you do,fucked if you don't)

  • @gawin11111
    @gawin11111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    this tao fella's soul completely broke

  • @乇丨-q4y
    @乇丨-q4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    This whole bit was ruined when Raf said the gun wasn't loaded.
    *_WAY TO SKIMP ON THE REAL WORLD EMOTION OF REVENGE MURDER._*

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      YIKES

    • @JLConawayII
      @JLConawayII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It's not murder, it's justice.

    • @AidanXavier1
      @AidanXavier1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dropout the correct response

    • @frosenphoenix
      @frosenphoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JLConawayII So killing someone who didn't actually commit that crime is justice?

    • @legendp2011
      @legendp2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess we know the real "Fondle my Sweaters" now

  • @joshuaquimby7702
    @joshuaquimby7702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I'm loving these new cast members! Can't wait to see more of 'em :)

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Eh...they're alright (j/k they are knockin' our dang socks off)

    • @elijahculper5522
      @elijahculper5522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Josh Quimby
      I’m not sure. That Tao fellow seems like a monster. I mean, who betrays their own father and ruins their best friend’s wedding?

    • @LeoSharinPRODUCTIONS
      @LeoSharinPRODUCTIONS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss the old 2015 CH Crew! Those guys were way funnier!

  • @kornklone
    @kornklone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of my favorites. Ralph’s delivery and switching back and forth in attitude was hilarious. Also, syphilis, Tao? My god…

  • @octopusph.d7737
    @octopusph.d7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    honestly, these would be great icebreakers. it would get a convo started really quick and keep people interested

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    22:49 "In this hypothetical situation, Tom Hanks died from Syphilis."
    "God, Tao, how could you. Syphilis?"
    - Grant O'Brien, two-time owner of the same disease that killed Al Capone. Because he likes to Al Cabone.

  • @williamlucente2599
    @williamlucente2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2498

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Nobody in the Universe:
    Katie: I love cocaine

    • @lucaselting2946
      @lucaselting2946 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hi. I'm your new dad. yeah it fucking sucks, i agree

    • @MrMertakhai
      @MrMertakhai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This comment template is derivative and uninspired. You're better than that. Be better than that.

    • @fantasyelk8546
      @fantasyelk8546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nobody:
      Not a soul:
      Nobody in the universe:
      William: This meme is good

    • @billmurrayatemygelato730
      @billmurrayatemygelato730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If pathetic was infected with hepatitis c and became homeless and really needed my help...it would still be better than you.

    • @williamlucente2599
      @williamlucente2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omagga ok

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Welcome to the party, Tao! Looking forward to seeing your contributions!

  • @denispasilan6788
    @denispasilan6788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Raphael:Tao this is the drunk driver that killed your sister
    Tao: Wendy!??! How did you know
    Raphael: We googled it
    HAAAHAHAHAHA

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hahah

    • @denispasilan6788
      @denispasilan6788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dropout yea lol I LUV YOU GUYS

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wendy's ghost: What am I, a joke to you?

  • @CreativeMindsAudio
    @CreativeMindsAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing! Best part about this:
    "Writer - Tao Yang"
    I was wondering if new people were gonna be introduced with so much going into dropout.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    There should be a TV show "Everybody hates -Chris- Tao"

  • @crashandburnie5548
    @crashandburnie5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Taos first card “THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A-“

    • @acdsarc11
      @acdsarc11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVEN HEARD OF

    • @teresaboze69
      @teresaboze69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... i write sins not tragedies...

  • @bergrritothebeggoon
    @bergrritothebeggoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love grant just saying to Katie, "I'm also very dry," its the best line in my opinion, and I don't know why.

  • @TheGreatCalsby
    @TheGreatCalsby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This applies to anyone who says they hate small talk when meeting someone new. So we just jump into deep talk? We barely know each other. Small talk is almost always the first step to friendship.

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Everyone's brains work differently, and that's okay

  • @EdwardThimbleHands
    @EdwardThimbleHands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I'm not sure how Tao's questions were hard. I agree with all of his answers though, but I would have questioned the guy before pulling the trigger.

    • @CIinbox
      @CIinbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      That just shows that Tao is more hardcore than you.

    • @Mananpicar
      @Mananpicar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      nah, i'd help my dad

    • @andreimoga7813
      @andreimoga7813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You should call your dad from your friend's wedding (which you did not cancel) to help you kill the drunk driver and hide his body where you two previously hid the man killed by your father in a fit of rage.

    • @EdwardThimbleHands
      @EdwardThimbleHands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CIinbox Or that the character he wrote is too slow to think "maybe I should double check before killing a person I've never met". Hardcore and stupid don't have to be the same thing.

    • @EdwardThimbleHands
      @EdwardThimbleHands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Mananpicar Then you had a better person than I did as a father. I don't even talk to him if I can help it, but there is never a universal answer to that question.

  • @backgroundnoiselistener3599
    @backgroundnoiselistener3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I got a vibe of SAW. Anyways, welcome to the club

    • @CyanSandwich
      @CyanSandwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saw III in particular

    • @gemstone_addict
      @gemstone_addict 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... to the club, buddy *smack* (I'm sorry, I'm one year late and it isn't funny, but I had to do this)

  • @TheCarbonMirror
    @TheCarbonMirror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tao chooses to turn in his father, but also chooses to murder.
    I think Tao may just hate his father.

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tao seems like the kind of guy who would commit the murder, but turn himself in afterward. He can go to prison content in the knowledge that, though he must now face justice for his own crime, his sister’s death has been avenged.

  • @rorystrachan6188
    @rorystrachan6188 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the fact that the in the bunting saying "welcome new cast", the Ms are upside down Ws, and the Ws are upside down Ms

    • @ChrisTay229
      @ChrisTay229 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Somewhere a set decorator saw your comment and punched the air in vindication

  • @annoyingavacado
    @annoyingavacado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Raph's acting has gotten really good, i used to think it was somewhat mediocre but he's really improved.

  • @tsumimyun
    @tsumimyun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Wendy? Wha- How do you guys know about that?”
    “We googled it, anyway-“

  • @Taijifufu
    @Taijifufu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    _Syphillis?_
    *Really* Tao?? c'mon... I mean honestly... 😡

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ro0okie Written by...

    • @ratboy7118
      @ratboy7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funnier now knowing Grant Anthony O'Brien has had syphilis twice

  • @phoebecara4361
    @phoebecara4361 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Either Lily is referencing Dry Tuna from this skit or she's really like that, which is actually funnier

  • @Troselingasher
    @Troselingasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Welcome to collegehumor :) *pulls out extreme teambuilding exercises*
    (Thanks for the heart, can't wait for more pat saga)

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh u slapped me in the ass from the past . (Blushes) ☺☺☺☺

    • @tuhinsaha3015
      @tuhinsaha3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what heart lmao

    • @Troselingasher
      @Troselingasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tuhinsaha3015 hmm i guess editing comments removes hearts...rip

    • @Tigerkem
      @Tigerkem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never edit a comment that's been hearted. You're better replying to your comment.

    • @Troselingasher
      @Troselingasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tigerkem yeah I see that now...*spiderman crying in the shower emoji*

  • @UberDragon
    @UberDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's sketches like this one that make me want to believe all of this is actually really happening in the worlds most twisted reality show disguised as comedy.

  • @LOS7error
    @LOS7error 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've never felt like rewatching a CH video before, but this was that good.

  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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  • @generaltan
    @generaltan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damn! This was written By Tao Yang himself. Love it!

  • @petergieg4560
    @petergieg4560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Do we actually have to send you guys a bag of catnip, or...?

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yes plz overnight

    • @null3319
      @null3319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dropout hmm consider it done expect it within a month or so (there wont be any catnip and it might just be dutch weed and there might be a sketchy guy coming to the front desk asking if he was send catnip)

  • @boltersnake99ify
    @boltersnake99ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Who would help their father bury a body?!!?!
    There are much better ways to dispose of a corpse.

    • @AutisticSoyDaddy
      @AutisticSoyDaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, Jeffy Dahmer was your role model, too? Twinses!
      Good Lord, that was dark. I think we both need some serious therapy.

    • @JayQwery
      @JayQwery 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pigs

    • @AutisticSoyDaddy
      @AutisticSoyDaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JayQwery Are you referring to me and Infamous Hero, or suggesting another method of disposing of a corpse? I'm fine either way.

  • @phillip2169
    @phillip2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hello! You've caught me watching a college humour sketch. [Anecdote] [Metal Gear reference] Here's seven games that are made entirely of sketch comedy!

  • @blueeyestuber8673
    @blueeyestuber8673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lilys face when tao was given the gun priceless

  • @thisisnotmyname1469
    @thisisnotmyname1469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welcome to CollegeHumor Lily and Tao! I hope you two find lots of success here! Im excited to see what you guys bring to the team!

  • @popovic28
    @popovic28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:19 Well,at least we know that Taio is a real Slav

  • @burntbread36
    @burntbread36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    very good sound editing! the music when tao was holding the gun was very good. great job!

  • @Nucleotide5313
    @Nucleotide5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is one of favourite CH sketches.

  • @ttthecat
    @ttthecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Katie looked so gleeful and was playing with her hat at the end she's just so much fun and raf was so delightfully grim dark!

  • @jeanneseo
    @jeanneseo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:23 Well snow wouldn't be as beautiful if it had been other color

  • @devilzchild91
    @devilzchild91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Here are my answers:
    Q1. I'll tell my friend what I found out and leave the decision in her hand. I would offer my help in exacting a revenge, something involving revealing his true nature to everyone in attendance perhaps.
    Q2. I'd refuse to help. If he doesn't leave, I'll definitely turn him in. There is absolutely no way I'll ever help someone hide a crime.
    Q3. I wouldn't kill him. That would be too merciful. I would get every detail about him and spend the rest of my life torturing him, driving him to the point of suicide.

  • @aidreamers
    @aidreamers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Wendy?! How do you guys know about that?!"
    "We googled it."

  • @joelincoln9531
    @joelincoln9531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best non-Brennan sketch you guys have done for a while! Great job, looking forward to new stuff from Tao and Lily.

  • @Justin_Bailey_NES
    @Justin_Bailey_NES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That got REALLY dark at 2:33 ... and I LOVED IT.

  • @jacobs483
    @jacobs483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of their best skits a while. Well done everyone.

  • @adamwise1111
    @adamwise1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was so dark and yet so funny. Good job Tao, you freak.

  • @mercuryvincent6796
    @mercuryvincent6796 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This looks a teaser for a proper suspense thriller titled "The Icebreaker" 💀

  • @ChuppyDuh
    @ChuppyDuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ah jeez, Tao’s question makes my inside hurt.

  • @RomitHeerani
    @RomitHeerani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am imagining Tao actually went through that and just wrote his actual experience into a skit and now he'll have to look the person he pulled trigger on in the eyes everyday.

  • @florianb1022
    @florianb1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Writer - Tao Yang" Yeah, we're fan already.

  • @Sarah-ds1ng
    @Sarah-ds1ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome to Tao and Lily! :) It's always so much fun to see new cast members!

  • @Timorio
    @Timorio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Someone should inform Tao that he's mispronouncing his own name.

    • @wsk5nwytscnkfsu
      @wsk5nwytscnkfsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timorio lol Is he though?

    • @phoebechan5755
      @phoebechan5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He can pronounce his name any way he wants

    • @slim3bubb7e
      @slim3bubb7e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he probably told people to pronounce it like that bcs its easier? maybe? even though the actual pronounciation isnt that hard lmao

    • @bruceh9780
      @bruceh9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Often people with names that are unintuitive to english speakers just give up and go with how everyone else says it, rather than have to correct people 300 times a day.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chairman Tao.
      You're welcome

  • @Merdicano
    @Merdicano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:49 Once I noticed the lighting and music changed, I lost it right away 😂

  • @thebalolos
    @thebalolos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this was probably one of the best one

  • @cameronbablandananavan2337
    @cameronbablandananavan2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i'm also dry tuna"
    - grant, 2019

  • @yuirick
    @yuirick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm more annoyed by the responses to Tao's answers than his questions, lol.

    • @l.starcke5063
      @l.starcke5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anos Anosn Hey, he insulted fun ice breakers.

  • @walwin
    @walwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was so fucking dark, I loved it 😂

  • @praisethesun9005
    @praisethesun9005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That was great Tao! Did you get the job dropping that sketch idea during your interview? 😂

  • @balisticsrooster
    @balisticsrooster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the best one in a while holy shit!

  • @JXHNDRX
    @JXHNDRX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "WHAT A FREAK *HA* ! **Voice cracking** Hwhaut A fReAK! " 😂😂😂

  • @spicynoodlesarefire
    @spicynoodlesarefire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am loving the skits recently. I think they are a lot more entertaining now.

  • @matusszabo3141
    @matusszabo3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:44 I googled it best part👌😂😂

  • @brounwynsmith848
    @brounwynsmith848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Raphael's acting in this sketch

  • @TheGuardDuck
    @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You know, Tao's questions were way better, more interesting, and I'd rather have those asked to me anyway than more of the BS social butterfly questions. Why can't icebreakers be more like that??

  • @CompanionDude
    @CompanionDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The channel became better with every year and you all the new guys are perfectly fusing in and uplifting this channel; love the dark stuff. Cheers.and

  • @siraqualadthedope6128
    @siraqualadthedope6128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WELCOME TO COLLEGE HUMOR 💙❤️💙❤️i love yall already

  • @jackgerden2837
    @jackgerden2837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wellcome to the cast guys!

  • @moonbunny0
    @moonbunny0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Tao: "Wendy? How do you guys know about that?"
    Raph: "We googled it..."
    The answer to ALL answers! lol!

  • @eathanpirzadeh2714
    @eathanpirzadeh2714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is lowkey my new favorite skit

  • @gromero258
    @gromero258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whats the song that goes from 2:34 up to 3:08?

  • @garmo1968
    @garmo1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a fucked up prank like the third question is honestly the exact form of hazing i'd be disappointed if it didn't happen to new hires. good work

  • @gothboy174
    @gothboy174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But why were the questions for Tao basically med school interview questions 😭😭

  • @camelopardalis84
    @camelopardalis84 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "This is the drunk driver who killed your sister when you were fifteen and the statute of limitations has fully expired, are you prepared to take justice into your own hands" part hit way too close to home.

  • @SurprisinglyDeep
    @SurprisinglyDeep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol theres so many actors that work at College Humour (like the people sitting in the chairs at the back) that never get formal introductions.
    Are they just like contract workers or something? 😐😯😗

    • @thotung34
      @thotung34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Schauhbach is the guy on the left. He did a skit about poop online if I remember correctly featuring the cast of college humor pre 2014. He's been there a while. Icky Kitty Poop is what you should search for

    • @creativefortress
      @creativefortress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people might be staff: editors, supervisors, cameras, producers, etc. If they are around and can play as extras, then welcome!

  • @cristobalrendon2997
    @cristobalrendon2997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is officially one of my favorites!!!

  • @MattJasa
    @MattJasa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Snow is great, until you have to drive through it. Then everything gets slushy and dirty and then its cold for a long time.. Ok Nevermind I hate snow >_

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fair point

  • @ssaustin21
    @ssaustin21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit this is one of the best skits yet. Happy to see CH isn't getting stale!

  • @pearsegallagher106
    @pearsegallagher106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i would tell my friend , i would not turn in my dad he most likely had a good reason, and i would pull the trigger

    • @Erine120
      @Erine120 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pearse gallagher they said it was a fit of rage so not self defense which is the only good reason to kill someone

    • @pearsegallagher106
      @pearsegallagher106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Erine120 a fit of rage dosent just happen something would have had to have happen first and if that thing was enough to send him into that kinda rage well then it was most likely a good reason

  • @TallBison
    @TallBison 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    NEW CAST!!!! Excited for both of you!

  • @deeznuts2033
    @deeznuts2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thank You, Dropout!
    I saw this earlier on it!
    Nice Sketch, CollegeHumor!

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THANK YOU!!!

    • @deeznuts2033
      @deeznuts2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No problem, you guys rock!

  • @TheKyleMcVay
    @TheKyleMcVay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great start! One of the best on CH.

  • @RibbidyJamGames
    @RibbidyJamGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This shit was deep I love it

  • @Ohnogoblin
    @Ohnogoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great first sketch to introduce Lily and Tao! Loved this one