I had to fire someone for repeatedly sleeping in the freezer - that's between - 18C and - 24C during his lunch breaks, despite repeated warnings that it was unsafe and a deliberate violation of health and safety regs to be in the freezer without the correct warm clothes we supplied (something we usually ignored if you just pop in for a few minutes at most to fetch something) or being in there for more than 30 minutes at a time on account of, you know, a risk of frostbite and death. No one else would ever go in there unless they absolutely had to, or stay longer than they have to to get what they need so it was apparently very quiet. Absolutely bizarre.
So I’m the manager of this law firm. This was the strangest case I’ve had to fire someone for. Once I hired an employee on a great recommendation from a partnering firm. He was in elder law. Now to understand his motives you have to know that he was intending on releasing a commercial airing on TV to get in contact with certain elderly people at this retirement home, this was for a big case the home was being sued for. He aired the commercial without getting permission or even letting the board review it first. Our reputation was everything in this company. Now that was just the first strike, but I guess something about this caused him to wanna call it quits, but he didn’t want to leave without commitment check which he doesn’t get if he quits, however he does if he’s fired. He uh.. well he did things like wearing rainbow suits to a very formal meeting, he left a massive dump in that bathrooms like 4 times, he even brought in whole ass bag pipes into his office to play. I was kinda laughing my ass off after I finally fired him. Figured it wasn’t worth it for that check. The guy was committed.
I think I remember that guy. I heard he got stranded in the desert for days and a drink bottle with your company's name saved him when he had to drink his own pee.
I had an new employee that was angry I wasn't trying to be her friend because I was her boss. She complained about it to the manager under me loudly and I overheard her threatening me. So when I asked her what was wrong and told her she shouldn't be threatening anyone she said "I'm not threatening anyone, I just said I'm from the slap-a-hoe tribe and I ain't afraid to do it". I said " That's a threat, you're fired". This lady was in her 40s, I'm in my 20s.
Can kinda relate to u. Not exactly tho, my boss is generally more friendly with the younger employees so me and him get along well. I'm also not a drunk, an addict or anything. I do what I'm asked to and more, etc just an all around good employee. My fellow coworker comes in drunk or on drugs or something and cries to me that my boss doesn't treat her the same way he does me. Well shit I wonder why girlfriend.... like self reflection is amazing sometimes....
@@tabora_ I joke around with all of them on occasion. My job just comes first. This lady hadn't even been here a month and was hired in by the other manager as a friend and she just wanted to talk all of the time, barely getting any work done and if I said anything to her about that, she got an attitude. I have to draw the line with them when they stop respecting me as their boss and think I should just let it slide "because we're friends". Don't get me wrong, I am fine with occasional chit chat, I think it helps keep the morale up and keeps them from feeling too stressed, it's only a problem when they don't actually get any work done. I mean I have worked under crappy bosses that degrade you plenty and I don't want them to feel that way too.
I was Lead CSM at a Walmart. I had a cashier who was just one problem after another. Refused to wear his vest, mouthed back, etc. I was about to give him the first "Below Standart" review I had ever given when one of my best cashiers, a 17-year old girl came up and told me this jerk had bitten her. (WTF!?) I immediately tell the store manager who has the same reaction. The jerk got fired.
The assistant that faked her resume / portfolio & had to google everything to learn how to do it had me cracking up. Especially the part about the boss getting the pdf 5 minutes later. What a legend
And she was caught a whole month later, and not even for the quality of her work or for being slow, but because people noticed the googling. If it wasn't for the deception, they should have just kept her. Either the job is just that simple, or she's really good at googling and applying the results. Which can be a more valuable skill than knowing stuff by heart.
@@DutchBlackMantha Yeah, I appreciate someone with that sort of willingness to learn and figure things out on their own. The lying, on the other hand? Not so much 😨🙄.
I had a friend who did things with certain items in the meat section. He told me at 30 years old when he lost his virginity that veal feels the most like a vagina...and I was just sitting there listening to his random confession..horrified. and now you know this terrible thing too.
@@Wolf_3125 he was a interesting character. We are no longer friends. We helped him clean his closet and found he had a dirty pair of my orange undies in a box at the top. He almost got a beat down by my significant other that day. I think maybe he ahd undiagnosed mental issues. We knew each other since sixth grade and his weirdness came out after high school. Not sure what happened exactly to him.
Idk if the person got fired, but they probably got written up. Mom went shopping at Sam's Club. Noticed a coworker there. Next day at work she casually mentions to a supervisor that she encountered coworker. Supervisor was like "...she called in sick yesterday". Mom felt bad. But how was she to know that her coworker had called in sick? If she'd known, she'd kept her mouth shut. Everyone calls in "sick" sometimes when they're not really sick, sometimes for mental health and sometimes just for a paid day off. But if you're gonna do that, you really need to stay home, or go somewhere not local so you don't run into co-workers who might accidentally or purposely rat you out. And definitely don't post your definitely-not-sick activities on social media (which wasn't an issue at the time of mom's story, but it's an important detail nowadays)
We had to fire someone in our call center once because he could not/ would not speak loud enough for people to hear him. To this day I don’t know how he made it through the interview process. Nice guy…just couldn’t hear him.
I'm nota boss but I witnessed this. Was working at a JC Penney Outlet Store. Had a kid that had just started. His mom was the head of Customer Service. He started working several days, no problems. Then one day he told me he was going home and he was under the weather. Two days later I found out that he got fired cause he never told our boss that he was going home sick.
I worked at a place that gave horseback trail rides. Got reprimanded for discipling one of the horses… by this I mean I got dragged some feet by a 1300 lbs horse then yelled at it and tried to swing a rope to get it to put on the brakes before killing me… this was apparently unacceptable. Then I go to tighten the cinch (think that keeps the saddle on) and the horse grabs me by the arm with its teeth. I’ve tamed MUSTANGS that I was less afraid of. Also every horse was several pounds overweight in the 110 + desert heat and they wouldn’t let them get drinks of water “while working” So I just stopped showing up. Fast forward to when I work at a place that trains there horses and takes very good care of them. I have riders telling me they were nervous to get on their horse, lo and behold its because they were bucked off at the crappy place and sore for days after. The thing is… people working there had a complex of “I’m a really tough cowboy for putting up with broken bones”. So I know I was most likely described as some wuss that was afraid of their wackjob horses… as I mentioned, I’ve worked with mustangs that I’d trust more.
The graphic designer lasted a month despite not knowing how to do her job. Only got caught because of her search history. So she was actually doing her job with no complaints in the meantime.
I had worked at a place for basically two years, but things started getting weird within the first year, then after that it was like they just wanted me out at any cost for absolutely no reason, making me have 1 4 hour shift a week, then just "letting me go", just for doing my actual job....wtf
Had a guy who spammed the entire corporate with one of those "for every two people you send this to, we give you one share of stock" scams. The header of the email, with all the "To" addresses, was four pages long. Many machines at the time were still in the ancient Microsoft Mail client, and MS Mail could not even download the email to delete it. The guy was a contractor. Had another guy who left a client site early on Wednesday, saying he was having chest pains. Not a word until he just wandered onto the site the following Monday. "I didn't need the hospital. I just went home." Wasn't fired, since he was a no show for just two days, not three as defined in company policy. Even the client was worried about him. Most awkward, when the gay-phobic woman in the office released a virus by opening an email promising "N*de Photos of Anna Kourikova."
Ever hear "Where will you be when the acid kicks in?" It's like that. "Where will you be when The Urge strikes?" But most people have the decency to use their phone.
Rubbing one out at work during a long shift is a God given right. If I got fired for every time I punched the clown on break. I’d … wait I don’t have a job
I feel really bad for the fraudulent graphic designer. Its hard to get a job after you get out of jail, and the girl was clearly willing to learn the skills she needed on the job.
She lied about her credentials, is an ID and a copyright thief. However, it IS crazy that people go to school for that job and she (kind of) proved someone can learn it without the degree.
17:02 They should've sued for racial discrimination. Some people just say that, it does not mean that they are involved with anything. And even if they were being in a gang is not illegal. Participating in "gang activities" is but you can be a honorary Blood or Crip and not have to participate in anything.
3:25 Autism is not an excuse for being a predator and a deviant. His mother has raised him to be a monster because she thinks he's completely helpless, like an infant. Lady, if he's able to work a job, he's able to comprehend why what he's doing was wrong, yet he made the deliberate choice to do it again and again. Typical Mommy Cult. "My pweshus pweshus bayyybeeee did nothing wrong" 🙄
Fun fact cat nip for cats actually has very similar brain activity ad a dose of lsd does in humans so unlike pop culture no your cats arnt smoking pot its more like they're dropping some acid
Hey what's the word for those people who enjoy pain, was it pessimists or something? Whatever you know what I mean, I was just thinking do people like that ever diliberatly seek out abusive partners? Seems like it'd be a good match
10:54 umm was there any reason to mention his race other than to make fun of his name??? Don’t get me wrong, that guy was an idiot, but what does his race have to do with that story??
I had to fire someone for repeatedly sleeping in the freezer - that's between - 18C and - 24C during his lunch breaks, despite repeated warnings that it was unsafe and a deliberate violation of health and safety regs to be in the freezer without the correct warm clothes we supplied (something we usually ignored if you just pop in for a few minutes at most to fetch something) or being in there for more than 30 minutes at a time on account of, you know, a risk of frostbite and death. No one else would ever go in there unless they absolutely had to, or stay longer than they have to to get what they need so it was apparently very quiet. Absolutely bizarre.
Idiot-sicle. 🥶
Ok, they opened with a man "making sweet love to a raw chicken breast"? That's how you know thisll be good
And they closed with, "Heather, Heather dressed in leather." It was good all the way through!
I wonder how one makes rough love to a chicken breast. No lube?
So I’m the manager of this law firm. This was the strangest case I’ve had to fire someone for. Once I hired an employee on a great recommendation from a partnering firm. He was in elder law. Now to understand his motives you have to know that he was intending on releasing a commercial airing on TV to get in contact with certain elderly people at this retirement home, this was for a big case the home was being sued for. He aired the commercial without getting permission or even letting the board review it first. Our reputation was everything in this company. Now that was just the first strike, but I guess something about this caused him to wanna call it quits, but he didn’t want to leave without commitment check which he doesn’t get if he quits, however he does if he’s fired. He uh.. well he did things like wearing rainbow suits to a very formal meeting, he left a massive dump in that bathrooms like 4 times, he even brought in whole ass bag pipes into his office to play. I was kinda laughing my ass off after I finally fired him. Figured it wasn’t worth it for that check. The guy was committed.
I think I remember that guy. I heard he got stranded in the desert for days and a drink bottle with your company's name saved him when he had to drink his own pee.
I had an new employee that was angry I wasn't trying to be her friend because I was her boss. She complained about it to the manager under me loudly and I overheard her threatening me. So when I asked her what was wrong and told her she shouldn't be threatening anyone she said "I'm not threatening anyone, I just said I'm from the slap-a-hoe tribe and I ain't afraid to do it". I said " That's a threat, you're fired". This lady was in her 40s, I'm in my 20s.
Can kinda relate to u. Not exactly tho, my boss is generally more friendly with the younger employees so me and him get along well. I'm also not a drunk, an addict or anything. I do what I'm asked to and more, etc just an all around good employee. My fellow coworker comes in drunk or on drugs or something and cries to me that my boss doesn't treat her the same way he does me. Well shit I wonder why girlfriend.... like self reflection is amazing sometimes....
@@tabora_ I joke around with all of them on occasion. My job just comes first. This lady hadn't even been here a month and was hired in by the other manager as a friend and she just wanted to talk all of the time, barely getting any work done and if I said anything to her about that, she got an attitude. I have to draw the line with them when they stop respecting me as their boss and think I should just let it slide "because we're friends". Don't get me wrong, I am fine with occasional chit chat, I think it helps keep the morale up and keeps them from feeling too stressed, it's only a problem when they don't actually get any work done. I mean I have worked under crappy bosses that degrade you plenty and I don't want them to feel that way too.
@@kissmyash2992 well I think you can balance being friends and being a boss. You just need to set boundaries
I was Lead CSM at a Walmart. I had a cashier who was just one problem after another. Refused to wear his vest, mouthed back, etc. I was about to give him the first "Below Standart" review I had ever given when one of my best cashiers, a 17-year old girl came up and told me this jerk had bitten her. (WTF!?) I immediately tell the store manager who has the same reaction. The jerk got fired.
7:31 I lost it at "he wanted to feel what cats feel"
Spleen
@w@
0:52 -- And he would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for that pesky nurse and her puppy! :D
16:55. Oh I would have fought that. Omg that company and manager could have killed that worker.
Lord of the Cooler would have been an awesome movie franchise…
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Stoner flick 😂
@@Wolf_3125 ttk clle hem Mr brrrtkn
@@Wolf_3125 yeah q superhero with a magic cooler
Sounds like an Ice King knock-off.
The assistant that faked her resume / portfolio & had to google everything to learn how to do it had me cracking up. Especially the part about the boss getting the pdf 5 minutes later. What a legend
And she was caught a whole month later, and not even for the quality of her work or for being slow, but because people noticed the googling. If it wasn't for the deception, they should have just kept her. Either the job is just that simple, or she's really good at googling and applying the results. Which can be a more valuable skill than knowing stuff by heart.
@@DutchBlackMantha Yeah, I appreciate someone with that sort of willingness to learn and figure things out on their own. The lying, on the other hand? Not so much 😨🙄.
I had a friend who did things with certain items in the meat section. He told me at 30 years old when he lost his virginity that veal feels the most like a vagina...and I was just sitting there listening to his random confession..horrified. and now you know this terrible thing too.
What the actual fuck?!!!
@@Wolf_3125 he was a interesting character. We are no longer friends. We helped him clean his closet and found he had a dirty pair of my orange undies in a box at the top. He almost got a beat down by my significant other that day. I think maybe he ahd undiagnosed mental issues. We knew each other since sixth grade and his weirdness came out after high school. Not sure what happened exactly to him.
Idk if the person got fired, but they probably got written up. Mom went shopping at Sam's Club. Noticed a coworker there. Next day at work she casually mentions to a supervisor that she encountered coworker. Supervisor was like "...she called in sick yesterday". Mom felt bad. But how was she to know that her coworker had called in sick? If she'd known, she'd kept her mouth shut. Everyone calls in "sick" sometimes when they're not really sick, sometimes for mental health and sometimes just for a paid day off. But if you're gonna do that, you really need to stay home, or go somewhere not local so you don't run into co-workers who might accidentally or purposely rat you out. And definitely don't post your definitely-not-sick activities on social media (which wasn't an issue at the time of mom's story, but it's an important detail nowadays)
We had to fire someone in our call center once because he could not/ would not speak loud enough for people to hear him. To this day I don’t know how he made it through the interview process. Nice guy…just couldn’t hear him.
I'm nota boss but I witnessed this. Was working at a JC Penney Outlet Store. Had a kid that had just started. His mom was the head of Customer Service. He started working several days, no problems. Then one day he told me he was going home and he was under the weather. Two days later I found out that he got fired cause he never told our boss that he was going home sick.
7:25 That grandpa is the best.
Heather is the one that needs a rescue as soon as possible so that she could involved with all stories including being the next wife.
14:20 Dude used a whole melon and cucumber when he could've used a half a carrot and then ate it, smh wasting food.
Is that big enough to make a bong?
Lmao the devil mask made me laugh
Yes, because scaring the elderly in an attempt to give them a heart attack and potentially kill them is HILARIOUS... 🙄
same XD
@@MysteriumArcanum bro ur literally a clown zip it
@@SuspiciousHD true, but even I know not to take a joke too far
@@MysteriumArcanum Like your profile picture won’t give an elderly person a heart attack?
The one that had the girl have asthma attack at Wendy's ticked me off. The manager was wrong to not do anything. That could of cost the girl her life.
People like that don’t care. Welcome to corporate greed
I worked at a place that gave horseback trail rides. Got reprimanded for discipling one of the horses… by this I mean I got dragged some feet by a 1300 lbs horse then yelled at it and tried to swing a rope to get it to put on the brakes before killing me… this was apparently unacceptable. Then I go to tighten the cinch (think that keeps the saddle on) and the horse grabs me by the arm with its teeth. I’ve tamed MUSTANGS that I was less afraid of. Also every horse was several pounds overweight in the 110 + desert heat and they wouldn’t let them get drinks of water “while working” So I just stopped showing up. Fast forward to when I work at a place that trains there horses and takes very good care of them. I have riders telling me they were nervous to get on their horse, lo and behold its because they were bucked off at the crappy place and sore for days after. The thing is… people working there had a complex of “I’m a really tough cowboy for putting up with broken bones”. So I know I was most likely described as some wuss that was afraid of their wackjob horses… as I mentioned, I’ve worked with mustangs that I’d trust more.
0:40 my jaw already dropped literally 40 seconds in
The girl caught in the corporate apartment WAS sick…
she had a… frog in her throat. *Ribbit.* 🐸😏
I used to build milk crate thrones on my breaks at Kroger outside of the cooler.
20:40 Uh… air blowing his desktop parts? Does that have a hidden meaning, or an obvious one that I just don’t understand?!
Cleaning the disassembled components with a can of compressed air most likely.
@@richardwiley3193
You’re probably right, but it still seems like an odd way to describe someone using his air duster on the disassembled parts.🤔
The graphic designer lasted a month despite not knowing how to do her job. Only got caught because of her search history. So she was actually doing her job with no complaints in the meantime.
OMG! ACCIDENTAL WOLF WHISPERER!
The nugget story is how you assert dominance in the workplace
11:55... legendary
God damn it people. If you REALLY need to rub one out in a public bathroom do it in a stall
I had worked at a place for basically two years, but things started getting weird within the first year, then after that it was like they just wanted me out at any cost for absolutely no reason, making me have 1 4 hour shift a week, then just "letting me go", just for doing my actual job....wtf
The Asian frank story almost made me piss myself
Had a guy who spammed the entire corporate with one of those "for every two people you send this to, we give you one share of stock" scams. The header of the email, with all the "To" addresses, was four pages long. Many machines at the time were still in the ancient Microsoft Mail client, and MS Mail could not even download the email to delete it. The guy was a contractor.
Had another guy who left a client site early on Wednesday, saying he was having chest pains. Not a word until he just wandered onto the site the following Monday. "I didn't need the hospital. I just went home." Wasn't fired, since he was a no show for just two days, not three as defined in company policy. Even the client was worried about him.
Most awkward, when the gay-phobic woman in the office released a virus by opening an email promising "N*de Photos of Anna Kourikova."
Catnip is a funny way to say Meth
The second one had me burst out, that’s fuckin funny man.
I want to hear that poem
The CNA in a devil mask actually was pretty funny 🤣🤣 cruel but funny (dark humor)
Lmfao the cna scaring the elderly person..
@22:54 Reminds me of a coworker who once arrived at 8:00 AM and took lunch at 8:30.
Had a couple crazy firings while I worked at Jimmy Johns too
1:02 the auto-reader kissed it's teeth.
The CNA saying he was trying to give the old woman a heart attack is attempted murder.
11:57 - this is a worker on weed.
More like a defiant fuck. Weed they would've just spent all theyre money earned on the nuggets.
"Uncle never knew he died." Well I mean most people don't.
I did...
I came back
0:05 That’s not how you make stuffed chicken!
The one with the guy looking at porn at work...
Why is it impossible for people to look it up at home, is it that impossible?
Ever hear "Where will you be when the acid kicks in?"
It's like that. "Where will you be when The Urge strikes?" But most people have the decency to use their phone.
@@wesleythomas7125 I have the urge to punch people in the nose but I don't just "DO IT". It's all self-control.
Also, you never know if a live news report is at your workplace!
th-cam.com/video/vfX0yHTztNg/w-d-xo.html
Poor heather
It's werid that you can say 15 minutes right but 30 seconds later it's 15 inches.
Rubbing one out at work during a long shift is a God given right.
If I got fired for every time I punched the clown on break. I’d … wait I don’t have a job
3:27 XD
I feel really bad for the fraudulent graphic designer. Its hard to get a job after you get out of jail, and the girl was clearly willing to learn the skills she needed on the job.
If something without a college degree and no experience can do the job by just googling it, why would you fire them?
I think it had more to do with the fact that she presented other people’s works as her own.’
She lied about her credentials, is an ID and a copyright thief. However, it IS crazy that people go to school for that job and she (kind of) proved someone can learn it without the degree.
17:02 They should've sued for racial discrimination. Some people just say that, it does not mean that they are involved with anything. And even if they were being in a gang is not illegal. Participating in "gang activities" is but you can be a honorary Blood or Crip and not have to participate in anything.
Depends on the state. Just being in a gang is illegal in Cali
Also, never get a family member a job. Let them apply the normal way. There may also be a reason why they may need your help for that.
I will cut a fool over chicken skin.
facebook is personal why would I have anybody I work with on there unless they were already my friends lmao
yo If I saw frank do that to my food, I would have tipped him and said thank you
I got fired for asking to redeem myself after a mistake a few months earlier
3:25 Autism is not an excuse for being a predator and a deviant. His mother has raised him to be a monster because she thinks he's completely helpless, like an infant. Lady, if he's able to work a job, he's able to comprehend why what he's doing was wrong, yet he made the deliberate choice to do it again and again. Typical Mommy Cult. "My pweshus pweshus bayyybeeee did nothing wrong" 🙄
18:15 graphic design is (not) my passion
Fun fact cat nip for cats actually has very similar brain activity ad a dose of lsd does in humans so unlike pop culture no your cats arnt smoking pot its more like they're dropping some acid
First? Maybe probably not, but maybe
I'm pretty sure you actually are
@@johnmccrossan9376 YAY
🍪
The bathroom?
What's going on in the background visual? Is that cell division, or thriving bacteria or something?
24:16
9:35 what is "c*****" ?
Probably a certain drug if u get what I’m saying
@@alyssamoody2992 ahhhh, I can be so naive, I have never partaken and never will, thanks Alyssa Moody
For the algorithm and the channel.
Bent over the sink 🥴
What is a volf
Ze vulf 🐺
@@BilliamH V O L F Gang!🐺🐺🐺
Volf llama 🦙
@@mrs.nesbitt5301 vlama
It said “took her 15 inches”
I love chicken skin
Text is too small.
People are so frikken dumb....
Hey what's the word for those people who enjoy pain, was it pessimists or something? Whatever you know what I mean, I was just thinking do people like that ever diliberatly seek out abusive partners? Seems like it'd be a good match
I think you're looking for the word "masochist". They pair well with sadists.
@@AshendrisSilvermist aye that's the word
masochist i think
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
10:54 umm was there any reason to mention his race other than to make fun of his name??? Don’t get me wrong, that guy was an idiot, but what does his race have to do with that story??
kfc
Was being selfish we need team players not entitled divas
Kk knop