Oh! Oh God! A fan, a fan for me who wonders where i am? This is so unexpected! I first want to thank so few people in my life. The boy who scoops my lactade free ice cream Sundays, that I get on Saturday, at Mr. McLaren's matress and fountain stock store, for never hawking loogies in my non kosher desert. Secondly I'd be remiss if i did not give gratitude to all the fans who enjoy my comments. Though to be honest, I'm half sure you just enjoy laughing at my pain, but you like me you really really like me. I apologize if I am coming off as a tad overwhelmed. It's just been a bad few months for me. Nunchucks decided it was time for us to have a baby. After spending a week locked in my German built J cage, for being unable to get pregnant (its my fault, I wasn't born with overies) she finally let me out so we could vote. On the way to the polls, I tripped ironically on a 1.4 inch plastic train set sage brush and pulled something really bad in my thigh muscles. The last thing I remember before a pigeon landed on my noggin and pecked me mercilessly till I lost consciousness, was the look of disappointment on my mother's face when my slacks split a seem and exposed my Robert diNero boxers briefs to the sight of God and a homeless woman who kept accusing passers by of stealing her wind. What a week for the weak. Anyhow, thank you. Thank you so much for believing in me.
As for Jspud. I can't answer that for as you all know, I'm from Nevada, he's in New York. Best answer would be Occam's razor. For those who are unfamiliar with the term, Occam's razor is a principle in philosophy and science that suggests the simplest explanation is usually the best one. So the simplest answer is probably it. I'll sure we'll hear from him... soon... so soon... muahahahaha soon... yes soon. Soooooon. Soon
Why was the color green notoriously single?
It was always so jaded.
I'll still check that movie out, eventually. Sounds good.
My comments is dope, dawg.
I’m sorry for bringing back Jspudd 😂
Did you hear about the octopus that held up a bank?
It wad an armed- robbery.
How Do Trees Get On The Internet?
They Log In.
Oh! Oh God! A fan, a fan for me who wonders where i am? This is so unexpected!
I first want to thank so few people in my life. The boy who scoops my lactade free ice cream Sundays, that I get on Saturday, at Mr. McLaren's matress and fountain stock store, for never hawking loogies in my non kosher desert.
Secondly I'd be remiss if i did not give gratitude to all the fans who enjoy my comments. Though to be honest, I'm half sure you just enjoy laughing at my pain, but you like me you really really like me.
I apologize if I am coming off as a tad overwhelmed. It's just been a bad few months for me. Nunchucks decided it was time for us to have a baby.
After spending a week locked in my German built J cage, for being unable to get pregnant (its my fault, I wasn't born with overies) she finally let me out so we could vote.
On the way to the polls, I tripped ironically on a 1.4 inch plastic train set sage brush and pulled something really bad in my thigh muscles. The last thing I remember before a pigeon landed on my noggin and pecked me mercilessly till I lost consciousness, was the look of disappointment on my mother's face when my slacks split a seem and exposed my Robert diNero boxers briefs to the sight of God and a homeless woman who kept accusing passers by of stealing her wind.
What a week for the weak. Anyhow, thank you. Thank you so much for believing in me.
I didn’t say I was a fan I was just wondering
As for Jspud. I can't answer that for as you all know, I'm from Nevada, he's in New York. Best answer would be Occam's razor. For those who are unfamiliar with the term, Occam's razor is a principle in philosophy and science that suggests the simplest explanation is usually the best one. So the simplest answer is probably it. I'll sure we'll hear from him... soon... so soon... muahahahaha soon... yes soon. Soooooon. Soon
Why you dissin on JSpud?