I don't think I've ever had a friendly get hurt by someone panicking. Although I did lose my entire team during a shit mission with the berserker queen showing up where she wasn't wanted (they do that a lot...) where I barely got my one soldier out. The very soldier who panicked and did nothing for a round.
H5 to be fair the advert burgers aren’t likely to be people. Just vat-grow perfect innocent beef....laced with tons of extremely addictive chemicals and seasoning
Sometimes people ask why they suicide dive through overwatch and across the map directly into us standing in the open. If these people read the autopsy report, they'd find out why. They're on drugs. Like... a lot of drugs.
Imagine being on a casual patrol and suddnely your friend just get massacred.At that point you forget the advent speak and just scream the first letters that come to mind.
First ever encounter with the Berserker Queen my guy one shotted her while on overwatch with that perk that gives the small instant kill percentage chance. I never saw it alive.
Chen: How come a scientist such as you joined them in the first place? Tygan: They offered THOSE DAMN JUICY BURG.. I mean *cough gah urgh* they offered "a sense of normalcy" yes that is totally what I meant.
I'll be honest, that viper nest mission seems absolutely tailored for Bradford and his skills. I once had a similar situation with about 9 neonates and 3 vipers in sight, and by the end of their turn, only 1 viper remained standing. They all just rushed Bradford and every single one of them died by axe.
The Berserker Queen attacks ADVENT soldiers? What the hell? She never did that in my playthrough. Had a fun (frustrating) moment at the start of one of the plot missions where I had to keep reloading to keep all of my soldiers from going unconscious AT THE START of the mission. I think it was the discovery of the gate late-game. So many enemies, such a bad position. Alien rulers can really ruin your day.
I legit just racked up 4 kills with bladestorm 5 minutes ago. Attacking Chosen assassin citadel, 2 lancers, a shieldbearer and a priest got clipped, 2 died from burning with the arc blade 😂
That blade storm doh. I can just hear that guy thinking : ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD WITH THESE MOTHER FU***** SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FU***** PLANET!
Melee is still op as fuck in this game, you get a decked out person with a sword and they can solo entire mission if you play it aggressive-ish. More so with mods classes like samurai's and dual wielding.
stephen19590 there are exactly TWO non-hostile/asshole aliens in the ENTIRETY of Xcom canon, one of which is mind-controlled to betray you anyway. Trust me nothing is coming in peace.
1:05 avatar skin soldier: "oh excuse me did you say something?" lancier advent : "oh shit..." avatar skin advent: "here lemme show you how deal damages" *proceed to plant a plasma projectile right into his head*
well thats just as over the top as the insane clown posy bros. XD just in the opposite direction. reminds me of the daughters of aku from the new samurai jack episodes
internal story telling is nice but not at the suspension of disbelief. its kinda hard to believe that your grizzled colonel veteran with hundreds of alien kills still shops at hot topic for 80% of his wardrobe.
I had this moment when one of my snipers shot an advent soldier. The guy FLEW upwards in the opposite direction like Ludacris "Get back" lololololololo
I had one time where one my guys trigged some crystalids and they charge him, only to end up getting butchered thanks to bladestorm,axes, a a skill that increases the power of blade weapons
War of the Chosen Templar with Bladestorm (Yes it's possible) on a mission with the Lost present. Watch as those kills rack up (13 lost kills in one turn with one guy...lol)
This is great. PS: I don't mind the occasional wacky ragdoll flopping around stuff, but can anything be done about the delayed reaction deaths? It's a constant thing for me.
i think it went berserk and when berserk it wil typically attack whatever is near but due to it being in the shroud we were unable to see the berserk notification. thats just a guess though it was an odd reaction. just basing it off the health it had left aswell increasing its chances of that being the case.
When berserkers are enraged after taking damage and no xcom soldiers are on sight, they will attack whoever they find, it's called" blind rage" Works for the queen and regular berserkers
Elder: I'm sorry to inform you, but your child died in battle.
Mother: Did he die with dignity?
0:22
F
Elder: Eheh, Define, "Dignity"...
"Nailed him"
Elder: XCOM used him for their propaganda posters saying quote, “CLAP THEM ALIEN CHEEKS!”
yesn't
That guy in the last one.
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin planet!'
-2/10. No panicked soldiers grenading whole squad
I remember a panicked solider shooting the VIP it took me the whole mission protect, it was in the last wave of enemies.
I don't think I've ever had a friendly get hurt by someone panicking. Although I did lose my entire team during a shit mission with the berserker queen showing up where she wasn't wanted (they do that a lot...) where I barely got my one soldier out. The very soldier who panicked and did nothing for a round.
Lucifronz not exactly a great message to send to the recruits
Had a soldier panic and rocket the entire squad
@@glitzyx4x852 I had a muton panik then used his grenade to kill all my vips...
THOSE DAMN TASTY ADVENT BURGERS
Even I want to have one now.
Serving humanity, with a side of fries...
Don't forget the eldar milkshake.
I can't stand Shen.
H5 to be fair the advert burgers aren’t likely to be people. Just vat-grow perfect innocent beef....laced with tons of extremely addictive chemicals and seasoning
0:51 that stun lancer is such a trooper tho, I was actually rooting for him
The Slo-Mo increased the hype.
Matt G same
All that work just to miss poking a guy with a stun baton. Lmao, I would be so salty.
Sometimes people ask why they suicide dive through overwatch and across the map directly into us standing in the open. If these people read the autopsy report, they'd find out why.
They're on drugs.
Like... a lot of drugs.
Just to try to stun one of the most powerful soldiers with psi abilities lol good luck lancer
3:22 Am I the only one hearing that officer say: HOLY BALLSACKS!
Luka Specter hahahaha not anymore 👌😂
Nope! You have enlightened us!
Luka Specter me too I thought I was the only one
this made me so happy.
Imagine being on a casual patrol and suddnely your friend just get massacred.At that point you forget the advent speak and just scream the first letters that come to mind.
Someone should Call that soldier at the end Indiana Jones because he really hates Snakes
He even references it "Vipers...why did it have to be Vipers..."
iirc the only officer that could be, given the timeframe of the mission, is Colonel Bradford, otherwise known as Central
Imagine him being like "STOP COMING TO ME! STOP IT! YOU ARE WALKING TO YOUR DEATHS!"
Rangers are absolutely broken if you do them right.
First ever encounter with the Berserker Queen my guy one shotted her while on overwatch with that perk that gives the small instant kill percentage chance. I never saw it alive.
Vipre60000 I hear a lot of Berseker Queen Exceutions on her
its a weapon mod
@@afiqsince86 It is isn't it. The "Repeater" right?
Vipre60000 yah the repeater is what I’m referring to
If that was a base repeater then congrats! You rolled a fucking %5 percent chance on one of the scariest enemies in the game.
Chen: How come a scientist such as you joined them in the first place?
Tygan: They offered THOSE DAMN JUICY BURG.. I mean *cough gah urgh* they offered "a sense of normalcy" yes that is totally what I meant.
1:13
(record scratch)
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this mess.
2:36 Muton said "Fuck my team!"
Ian Rosas its uhh berserker queen
Joshua Castillo why was it doing that
its enrageded and it attacks the nearest thing
Omg that bladestorm..
the noise during the bladestorm
MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
looks like that guy needs a promotion
I hear by motion that he be nicknamed snake eater.
Евгений Бульба bulaidesutormuu
1:13 K-kakyoin!
20 METER EMERALD SPLASH!
I'll be honest, that viper nest mission seems absolutely tailored for Bradford and his skills. I once had a similar situation with about 9 neonates and 3 vipers in sight, and by the end of their turn, only 1 viper remained standing. They all just rushed Bradford and every single one of them died by axe.
*shoots upper half of Sectoid through wall*
..."nailed em"
That Bladestorm made me laugh; it's like whack-a-mole with a guy who can't miss. The one viper near him is like "uh guys.... He's killing you all!"
4:16 Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another...
Smart.
You loayal.
And another one gone,
Another one bites the dust.
4:10 "Walls? Never heard of 'em".
nailed him.....into the wall
He was the nail
The Berserker Queen attacks ADVENT soldiers? What the hell? She never did that in my playthrough. Had a fun (frustrating) moment at the start of one of the plot missions where I had to keep reloading to keep all of my soldiers from going unconscious AT THE START of the mission. I think it was the discovery of the gate late-game. So many enemies, such a bad position.
Alien rulers can really ruin your day.
she has to use her berserk skill, same with normal berserkers once you piss them off they are able to attack their own guys.
This is why I love this game, everyone has had a 95% kill and missed!
Yup, that was me yesterday. 94% shot with a shotgun. lol I was just incredulous for a couple moments
0:49 Dat heroic Advent Soldier though... Well almost... Kinda almost...
at least he tried, my favorite no doubt about it.
0:25 "nailed him"
you just had to, didn't you
"Video games appeal to the male fantasy"
sometimes
Well, XCOM 2 is hardly my vision of a beautiful world. But I do like killing me sum aleans.
bladestorm girl just ruining anything that moves
That initial Alien Hunters mission is ace for boosting XP, so long as Central doesn't take all the credit... AS USUAL...
who the hell buys the gauss rifle before the mag pistol.
Professionals
@@nomisloper1091 That have standards.
I legit just racked up 4 kills with bladestorm 5 minutes ago. Attacking Chosen assassin citadel, 2 lancers, a shieldbearer and a priest got clipped, 2 died from burning with the arc blade 😂
1:13
“I have made a severe and extended lapse in judgement”
Snake: moves
Ranger w/Bladestorm: *SO YOU'VE CHOSEN DEATH!*
0:48 imagine rushing through gunfire all the way over the counter only to get punted right back to where you started at
Not only that, but to get punted back by A FREAKING CROSSBOW
advent burger? Metal Gear~~ burger? XD
4:15 mother of god XD.
Snake stew tonight, fellas?
Snek hater! Get this wretch out of here. Berserker queen teleport here now
Bear grills says that tastes like chicken
0:49 that guy is good at dodging
0:22
What the hell ... did you say about my hair!?
DORARARARARARARARA!
I can't even xD 0:51 so badass to fail to the slowmotion shot to the face
0:17 *shoots alien and proceed to nail him on the wall*
"Nailed it."
Nailed it indeed.
00:33
“Talk to the hand.”
That blade storm doh. I can just hear that guy thinking : ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD WITH THESE MOTHER FU***** SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FU***** PLANET!
"AND WHAT THE F**K IS THAT SMELL!!!!??"
(a funny blooper)
You shot that mec so hard it went six feet under.
it says it'll be back
Melee is still op as fuck in this game, you get a decked out person with a sword and they can solo entire mission if you play it aggressive-ish.
More so with mods classes like samurai's and dual wielding.
"The aliens would never of come here if they wanted peace" well some might of, jeez just cause we are a bunch of racists
stephen19590 Or maybe we produce to much bullshit, like this comment above.
Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke
stephen19590 there are exactly TWO non-hostile/asshole aliens in the ENTIRETY of Xcom canon, one of which is mind-controlled to betray you anyway. Trust me nothing is coming in peace.
They came here trying to subjugate us though,ever since the first game...
1:05
avatar skin soldier: "oh excuse me did you say something?"
lancier advent : "oh shit..."
avatar skin advent: "here lemme show you how deal damages"
*proceed to plant a plasma projectile right into his head*
Lancer Advent: …Oh was I supposed to die to that…Sorry, hold on!
*yeets himself to the market counter*
This game never fails to amaze me
pff please those few vipers... i once cheesed the viperking by stacking my team behind a ranger... he got ~50 meele kills without doing anything
0:16
89% chance to shot in point-blank range.
Classic XCOM, nothing special.
Half minute was enough to make me laugh, this was gold! 0:10
XCOM 2 where the game desperately wants your units to look fucking retarded. That's why I deleted the character log and put in my own presets.
All my soldiers look like advent soldiers with grey digital camo, they're all female, and they have no names. They are weapons, nothing more.
I take it you don't play XCOM for the internal story telling?
well thats just as over the top as the insane clown posy bros. XD just in the opposite direction. reminds me of the daughters of aku from the new samurai jack episodes
internal story telling is nice but not at the suspension of disbelief. its kinda hard to believe that your grizzled colonel veteran with hundreds of alien kills still shops at hot topic for 80% of his wardrobe.
Mainly it's Mad Max, not so much hot topic or street punks.
01:00 Straight out of an action movie. Slow motion and everything
I had this moment when one of my snipers shot an advent soldier. The guy FLEW upwards in the opposite direction like Ludacris "Get back" lololololololo
Lmao the bladestorm at the end was fucking incredible 😂
That's XCOM baby!
4:15 only time I've seen bladestorm be useful :)
It can have its moments at times :D
I had one time where one my guys trigged some crystalids and they charge him, only to end up getting butchered thanks to bladestorm,axes, a a skill that increases the power of blade weapons
Put a bladestorm soldier on a future drops of advent reinforcement and enjoy the show :)
Bladestorm really comes in handy when you get rushed by melee units (stun lancers usually)
War of the Chosen Templar with Bladestorm (Yes it's possible) on a mission with the Lost present.
Watch as those kills rack up (13 lost kills in one turn with one guy...lol)
Yea I just got into this game and I can already understand the pain and comedy of this game
This is great.
PS: I don't mind the occasional wacky ragdoll flopping around stuff, but can anything be done about the delayed reaction deaths? It's a constant thing for me.
I once did that last clip but with a sharpshooter that had the ability where you shoot everything you see with a pistol.
With allmost 800 hours of this gem, YEP, still sometimes theese happens, and i love it
At the start of the clip, literally nailed the sectoid on the wall hahaha
0:33
Mecha doing a terminator thing: i'll be back"
Sectoid at the start - "What are you doing, step grenadier?"
Anyone else thought that first shot was gonna miss?
wait are the rulers attacking advent units aswell as ure own guys ?
SoulCrusherEx I don't think they are supposed to do that
i think it went berserk and when berserk it wil typically attack whatever is near but due to it being in the shroud we were unable to see the berserk notification. thats just a guess though it was an odd reaction. just basing it off the health it had left aswell increasing its chances of that being the case.
When berserkers are enraged after taking damage and no xcom soldiers are on sight, they will attack whoever they find, it's called" blind rage"
Works for the queen and regular berserkers
2:52 *insert obligatory "JOHN CENA!" meme here*
Besides the video being entertaining, some of those soldiers look so damn cool!
Those Overwatch wombo-combos....*NUT!*
"Come get some"
Archon King: "YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
berserker: * does berserker things *
Advent soldiers: surprised pikachu face
“Nailed him.”
...to the goddamn wall. Haha.
0:21
“Step-bro, I’m stuck”
That last dude; the snek ladies just can't resist him.
What armour is at 3:54? Still relatively new to this game
Iroquois Pliskin looks like power armor with the andromedon helmet
Bladestorm is my favorite ability in the game. Refugee rescue mission: All Chryssalid vs my ranger with the unmissable katana :)
Bladestorm is such a wonderful move...
1:16
The alien equivalent of "bruh"
Oh that hit? Oh shit i gotta go
Yeet
3:12 oh that was beautiful
How do you get the bolt caster and throwing axes
Batman arkham voice set us so good. 99% of the time the voice is appropriate to the situation. Funny too.
The last moment, I literally said “You okay there mate!?”
What I should’ve said was “Okay, YOU DONE!?!?!?”
Gotta be trolling me with that bladestorm
those snaky bois sure aren't the sharpest tools in the shed now are they...
What skill causes using Bladestorm automatically?
The icarus armor was my favorite match that with the hatchets and your goated
"Nailed him!"
- TMFI...
2:34 is where it's at.
This is some dank clips
John "Central" Bradford: Not taking any shit since the first Firaxis X-com.
They're playing torque bow tag with the aliens
I’m sorry but what was 3:27? I forgot how that was.
The comments are leagues funnier than the actually video, and the video is absolutely hilarious as it is.
Fs in the chat for all the first time players that did the Vahlen mission ASAP and activated the Berserker queen in early game
0:50 for a moment, he was the main character.
1:23 Juicy McDonald burguers. I don't know how they are made and frankly, I do not want to know.
my soldiers frequently miss shots with 93% chance of success. mostly on critical situations.
0:24 "Nailed him."
Yeah... to the wall.
That's xcom baby
2:27
Pizza delivery
lol, in order to skip the intro I clicked to 0:19......that required context XD (what's worse was the solider shouting out "Nailed it!")
thats xcom, baby
What are these mods? And where did the new maps come from? Just curious. I plan vanilla WOTC.