The XCOM Experience

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  • @coffee115
    @coffee115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2949

    I'm a civilian in XCOM. I have a 99% chance to make it to the store today, so expect the police to find my car in a ravine.

    • @LordofSyn
      @LordofSyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Best comment that could be posted on an XCOM video. Well done.

    • @maxmustermann-zx9yq
      @maxmustermann-zx9yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      wait till you learn that at least in XCOM EU chances used to get rounded up, meaning 99,5%=100% so you could actually miss a 100% shot 5 in 1000 times

    • @ThunderAndCalico
      @ThunderAndCalico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm going to do a solid for everyone like me who is wondering what mod is being used for the HUD to display names and HP points. Thanks and you're welcome in advance

    • @dmytrykator
      @dmytrykator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq one would miss a "100% shot" approximately 5 times in 1000 if *every* "100% shot" was actually a rounded-up 99.5% shot.

    • @thomaspeltier8041
      @thomaspeltier8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq aaaa

  • @jamiemahoney2446
    @jamiemahoney2446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    Normal soldier: unable to hit a barn from inside.
    Mind controlled soldier: able to hit a fly on the other side of the wall.

    • @amateurishauthor2202
      @amateurishauthor2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I find myself wanting to ague against this, but factually it's impossible too

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      They become the goddamn Fire Nations Elite Archers from Avatar the Last Airbender, If you don't know what I'm talking about, real scary level accuracy

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Normal Soldier somehow shoots inside a closed barn, and all the bullets go through the mouse hole, and curve through the mouse hole maze, and dart up and outside, into space, avoiding E V E R Y T H I N G.
      The soldier was aiming for the barn.

    • @vornixsbladeserpent6369
      @vornixsbladeserpent6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TaurusTheCrazyBull oh you still have the game.

    • @ylstorage7085
      @ylstorage7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      did mange to hit the 1954 chevy inside barn, exploded it, and killed everyone inside the barn.

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    XCOM: "These soldiers are the finest to come out of the Training School."
    Officer Training School: "We have purposefully trained them wrong, as a joke."

    • @swankypant3639
      @swankypant3639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They all wear squeaky shoes

    • @Tar_Ogre
      @Tar_Ogre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Soldier: If you got an ass I'll kick it!

    • @DongusMcBongus
      @DongusMcBongus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about your-mag-gun-to-my-face Style?

    • @MinuHex
      @MinuHex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're secretly aliens themselves.

    • @Marcell2aG
      @Marcell2aG ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We’re bleeding, making us the victors.

  • @venrerafaltis6636
    @venrerafaltis6636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    The true XCOM experience would be having to do this on an 8 turn timer.

    • @endersblade
      @endersblade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      A true XCOM experience wouldn't involve timers at all.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@endersblade Agreed... So... Fucking much... I *despise* the turn timers...

    • @dud5606
      @dud5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle I still dont understand why did they decide to not carry over MELD mechanic from EW. It was a near perfect solution for pretty much the same problem they tried to solve (which was overly defensive/ cautious playstyles being way too powerful) that couldve been built upon even further, but instead the decided to go with some arbitrary instant fail timers that in context make no sense haf the time. Oh its a secret mission to retrieve ADVENT data? Better be quick because despite not knowing that youre coming aliens put a timed bomb on the computer anyway lol.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dud5606 Precisely. Hate it.

    • @ownedmaxer607
      @ownedmaxer607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      People in this thread really like waiting in a corner for enemies to charge into their overwatch or just yoloing people with no care for anything. I've never had a massive problem with the timers in vanilla Xcom 2 or WoTC. Why? because I realized that the timers required just some forward thinking to get the job done, both on the tactical layer and the strategy layer (in the form of upgrades). And If you can't, Learn to cut your losses and bounce back. I won't say Xcom 2 isn't frustrating when the RNG and the time crunch, but it isn't insurmountable, it just means you'll take some Ls.
      I had to take an L yesterday because of a Mini Intel retaliation on my Long War Campaign. The game spawned two pods of one mec and one SuperHeavy mec + troops (one of them had a beserker too) on the map, and even with a lucky hack on a tower resulting in a 2-turn hack of all mecs on the map, all the mecs barely did any damage to their allies with shots and missiles. Add to that, my soldiers missed/grazed high percent shots on the controlled mecs with reinforcements about to drop soon.
      So you know what I did? Instead of whining about what's unfair, I killed the units closest to my soldiers and haven people and set to evac. Lost the mission, lost one civvie, and had a soldier wounded, BUT I saved the other five and the other 7 soldiers on my squad were fully active. You have to have the forethought of how something is going to go based on information. If your not willing to do that and dance with the game's punches, why are you playing/why did you play a strategy game like this?
      Also, "Arbitrary instant fail timers that IN CONTEXT make no sense half the time", nice cover for your obvious strawman with the concession of "it makes sense half the time". I retort by asking you to go to the wiki and see that a Guerrilla Operation (using Guerrilla Warfare tactics) is a style that's meant to hit-and-run engagements. the backbone of those engagements being logistical support from other groups. Time as it were; finally, in contrast, It makes no sense in any context for the Military superpower of Advent to have nuggets of critical supplies (like Elerium) dotted on the all the maps for ANY mission, like Meld, BECAUSE THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THAT ANYMORE. They control the world, not you, so they can store the heavy bulk of their resources anywhere they want and surround it with UFOs.

  • @AveryHyena
    @AveryHyena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    XCOM: The only game where a realism difficulty mode would actually make the game easier, because then XCOM soldiers would be able to land more shots than a 10 year old.

    • @Anna-Pukite
      @Anna-Pukite 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And even then the 10 year olds would only have shitty aim, because the gun would be too heavy for them.

  • @hautakleightontam771
    @hautakleightontam771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Polina cowered in terror, fumbling the very last round into her revolver. The horde closed in, gibbering with ravenous hunger. Her squadmates had barely sufficed as appetisers.
    The chamber clicked into place. Aiming at her temple, she mumbled a quick prayer for forgiveness; no matter what Mama had said, she'd rather burn than be eaten. Then she pulled the trigger.
    *Missed!*
    Her screams rang out as a hundred jaws tore into her flesh.

    • @yukitwirly3044
      @yukitwirly3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Man, xcom fanfic is depressing. I give it a 95% out of Are you fucking kidding me?!

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      She aimed the gun and pulled the trigger. The shot rang out and the lead lost screamed in agony as she missed the point blank shot at herself and hit the lead lost by accident...

    • @hikerieger6319
      @hikerieger6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why is this so funny?

    • @hautakleightontam771
      @hautakleightontam771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hikerieger6319 Because it's true.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hikerieger6319 I'm actually crying writing this.

  • @patisthegreatest
    @patisthegreatest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    This is the reason why humanity couldn't stop the aliens initially

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This. Painfully makes sense.

    • @Mrfallouthero
      @Mrfallouthero 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually they diplomatically disarmed us and by the time the resistance rose, Advent has better weapons and armor, making guerilla skirmishes an uphill fight

    • @patisthegreatest
      @patisthegreatest 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Mrfallouthero ☝️🤓

    • @pekkita522
      @pekkita522 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Mrfallouthero actually, they won because they kidnapped commander

    • @JamesHall-zs7ui
      @JamesHall-zs7ui 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@pekkita522erm actually I think that they won because humans are idiots

  • @LordOfGilneas
    @LordOfGilneas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    As an XCOM veteran I can attest to those in the disbelieving audience, Yes. This is legit.

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yup. And it’s ok for the vets to laugh and giggle. Because any xcom vet knows this feeling where literally nothing goes right and everyone’s gonna die. 😂 especially that car exploding moment you’re just minding your business and something blows up on the other side of the map that somehow screws you over for the next hour and a half.

    • @GaliantSilverhawk
      @GaliantSilverhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@adarkwind4712 I lost good men to missing shots, and to them freaking out and missing as well

    • @manifestgreatness3413
      @manifestgreatness3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This fact make the game into such a bullshit .

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adarkwind4712 To be fair, that thing got hit by a bunch of... Missed shots.

    • @teseutressoldi3972
      @teseutressoldi3972 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but why the player didnt place the soldiers up in the windows of the buildings? it give a flat 20% bonus chance to hit alone. You would miss alot less this way. I always when play xcom and xcom2 try to place my soldiers on higher elevation that the enemy.

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    *XCOM devs:* Higher % shots are actually more likely to hit than the % shown
    *Meanwhile XCOM*

    • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
      @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@Jessetor Higher difficulties drop the hit % but it also shows that afaik, so 95% is 95% it's just harder to get up to that

    • @patrickripleyiii134
      @patrickripleyiii134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Lower difficulty makes higher shot percents even higher the higher it is, like 95 would scale up to like 99 and 75 would go up to like 76. Higher difficulties you get what you see

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually, Xcom dev maked a feature so it pratically reverse

    • @ericbryan3426
      @ericbryan3426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I realize I'm kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to stream newly released movies online ?

    • @lewiskamryn6813
      @lewiskamryn6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Eric Bryan Flixportal :)

  • @ShadowMurloc483
    @ShadowMurloc483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    and then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours.

    • @GlasgowMick89
      @GlasgowMick89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I had a Popsicle.

    • @IAUnlimited
      @IAUnlimited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I passed out in the snow.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't forget that after every, oh, second "and I missed", you have "SUMMON MORE LOST".

    • @tobor88
      @tobor88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@IAUnlimited
      But then I woke up! And I reloaded. And then I fired and then I missed. So fired again. I hit something! But it wasn't what I was going for. So i guess i missed.

    • @Bamboo_bazooka
      @Bamboo_bazooka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tobor88 Passed out again. Had another popsicle.

  • @stubbyfoamz1
    @stubbyfoamz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Aim: 100%
    Bullet: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @bryan0x05
      @bryan0x05 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's likely because they round the number up for the display but not for the backend.

  • @caynidar6295
    @caynidar6295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Wildlife documentary voiceover: "This is the sound of a streamer slowly losing his mind. Listen as the calls become increasingly higher pitched and strident until the insanity overflows."

    • @WhoCares-wt7wi
      @WhoCares-wt7wi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For Honor is worse

    • @anthraxagatone1048
      @anthraxagatone1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read that in Attenborough's voice, and lost my shit XD

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhoCares-wt7wi Chivalry is worse than For Honor. It just has to be.
      Shogun 2, Vanilla Xcom 2 and some other games are worse.

  • @brentramsten249
    @brentramsten249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    i remember when i saw "missed shots: 0" at the end screen of one of my missions and i was genuinely astonished.

    • @enderknight5577
      @enderknight5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      stop lying that is impossible

    • @swuxel6580
      @swuxel6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@enderknight5577 not if you dont use guns

    • @shawngillogly6873
      @shawngillogly6873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just remember, that stat doesn't track missed overwatches. So it probably lied. :P

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swuxel6580 [Xcom bribing aliens kn the spot]

  • @bradypahl
    @bradypahl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    Fallout has taught me that even at 99% you can still miss.

    • @yahyamusseb
      @yahyamusseb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You talking about 1&2 right?

    • @RaymenchacaSc2
      @RaymenchacaSc2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Birth control taught me that at 99% you can still hit

    • @Rebacs
      @Rebacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      xcom 1 taught me that even at 100% it can miss

    • @joaolucaslages7792
      @joaolucaslages7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Rebacs XCOM 1 taught me that at 99% you WILL miss

    • @Necroskull00
      @Necroskull00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Xcom 1 taught me that you can have a soldier that only hits 40% and 100% shots

  • @chrismartindale7840
    @chrismartindale7840 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Doctor: You have a 95% chance of surviving the procedure.
    XCOM player: Better fill out my will.

  • @ImVeryMuchBored
    @ImVeryMuchBored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    This video is the greatest demonstration of the phrase "THAT'S XCOM BAYBEE!" I have ever seen

    • @ianquinn6814
      @ianquinn6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its also reminded me of a comment I saw a few months back - saying "I'm on overwatch" really means "I really couldn't be any less prepared for the enemy to walk in front of me"

    • @martintyrmer5484
      @martintyrmer5484 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ianquinn6814 More like "Im gonna miss a shot - fancy edition with slomo and shit"

  • @tacomage3796
    @tacomage3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    New crit mod: Only the crits actually hit.

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      high ground, talon rounds, sniper, laser scope, advanced critical mind thingie. who the fuck needs cover when you can just delete anything from the map while they just always miss
      unless it doesn't apply to aliens

    • @dinisnascimento4929
      @dinisnascimento4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing challenge run

    • @emib6599
      @emib6599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I prefer a Vogons vs Stormtroopers mod.
      Both enemies and allies have a 99% of missing the shot.

    • @hikerieger6319
      @hikerieger6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow I would burn the game honestly

    • @AeryelleCat
      @AeryelleCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, that at least give me a peace of mind cause I wont have fake hope from a 90% hit

  • @Khalirei
    @Khalirei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Real Life: You miss every shot you don't take.
    Xcom: You miss every shot you take.

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!" - Zane

  • @abysmalist4761
    @abysmalist4761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "RNG is a system designed to increase the fun for the player by giving it a fresh take every playthrough"

  • @The_Starfleet_Ensign
    @The_Starfleet_Ensign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the amount of natural 1's in this clip is amazing

  • @jeffarwady
    @jeffarwady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I totally lost it when the guy pointed his gun 4 feet above the alien's head that was standing right in front of him. Thanks for that laugh, I needed it.

  • @ianbrzeski2381
    @ianbrzeski2381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This video is the polar opposite of the video that I just watched where he sends in a single guy with a Katana, R.A.G.E. Suit, Arashi Shotgun, and a Stasis Vest. This one man army continued to go and rip and tear his way through the entire level by himself basically only using his katana while using his shotgun every once and a while.

    • @Fullgingermode
      @Fullgingermode 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dude was roleplaying as the Chosen Assassin

  • @Official_Proxy
    @Official_Proxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This gives me vietnam flashbacks to Fallout 2 where even with 95% chance to hit I'd still miss twice in a row more times than I can count

    • @mitchellslate1249
      @mitchellslate1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Okay the numbers are still 1 out of 20...in D&D we all know what Nat 1s are and how we cannot escape. But XCOM sounds rigged from what I read.

    • @musingartisan
      @musingartisan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can rig DnD by saying "That's easy, you can only miss that if you roll a nat 1." This guarantees a 1 to be rolled.

    • @Kurppalumppu
      @Kurppalumppu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's only because your brain registers every occurrence of a 95% missing twice in a row instead of all the hits. So you're biased to only remember the misses and not the countless times that you have hit.

    • @ahuzel
      @ahuzel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kurppalumppu the amount of lucky 20-, 30-% and unlikely overwatch ive landed its too damn high, still i trigger when i fail anything at 80+% or higher

  • @ViKell.
    @ViKell. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I got physically angry because I REMEMBER THIS EXACT FEELING

    • @Solus749
      @Solus749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have an x-com 2 ( with the dlc ) save closing in on the final tasks right now and there is a reason I tend to run rangers, swords and shotguns from 1-2 tiles away generally don't miss unless the enemy have a native 20-30 % dodge or is in cover.
      Also never bring grenadiers to lost missions EVER.....I have way to many close calls with "accidental" explosions I would have wanted to avoid in an area where enemies are sensitive to sound.

  • @zoneanomaly4780
    @zoneanomaly4780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like how you can see them aiming DIRECTLY at an enemy and then very obviously aim entirely wide. It's mocking you

  • @sargesacker2599
    @sargesacker2599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I love it when beating games doesn’t rely on skill or tactics but how much favour you have with RNGesus.

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But this game does not, they multiple feature to make you vomit blood

    • @davidevans7477
      @davidevans7477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh there is skill, you just have to deal with rng too.. but ai have that drawback too

    • @longislandlegoboy
      @longislandlegoboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean, he did not play exactly optimally here to minimize RNG risks lol. Notice how he gets 3 hits in a row when he finally puts someone on high ground where you get a +20% accuracy bonus

    • @AB-dd4jz
      @AB-dd4jz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well in this case I prefer praying to an rngesus with waifus, hence probably why I'm pissed when playing Xcom but not when playing FE3H

    • @TheStygian
      @TheStygian 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Skill and experience are needed to play around the uncertainty of battle. The enemy has the same (actually worse) modifiers as you.
      Xcom is a hard game. And it's skillbased. Try playing on Legend without tactics and just rely on RNG... that will go great for you, right?

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I discovered that my least favorite number is 94...
    I found this out when i took tallies of all the missed shots i had during an entire playthrough, and my 94% shots missed 80% of the time!

    • @foolsnightout6111
      @foolsnightout6111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you two? I saved before a 94 chance to hit mised 4 times good god

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foolsnightout6111 Nah, the worst is when loading a save turns every hit into a miss.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't remember if it was EU or 2
      I remember that lower % shots hit more than higher. If you don't need it to hit, it will.
      Also, lower ranks miss more with the same %s as compared to higher ranking units

  • @mrbeard7701
    @mrbeard7701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I was recently feeling like I wanted to play xcom again. then I watched this and ya know what? i'm good.

    • @seidrondaer2093
      @seidrondaer2093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wanted to buy this games, and... nah, I'm good.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seidrondaer2093 I lost my ability to sleep playing this.
      Sleeping 4 hours a day. You did good

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have written a manual on what to do playing this game. It's the only way
      I unironically agree with your comment

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Obligatory “YOU MISSED A 99% SHOT!”

  • @CrazyWizza
    @CrazyWizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Glad to have you bac, Bahroo. Another great turn based game in XCom. May the RNG gods be in your favor.

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Trained professional marksmen vs. AN AIMING SYSTEM DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU MISS YOUR SHOT.

  • @ubermaster1
    @ubermaster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The scream after that final miss killed me, I felt the pain.

  • @thehumblegamer3860
    @thehumblegamer3860 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hello! I wanted to say thank you for all of your older content. I was a massive fan of watching you play BL2. Its been about 8-9 years now and I've made it out of college. BL2 has become my favorite videogame of all time and I spent many nights watching your content over and over throughout my childhood. I wanted to say thank you for everything you've made. Its significance will never be lost on me. I wish you the best in your endeavors!

  • @gergdah
    @gergdah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I laughed nearly as much now as I did when watching it live, great job on the editing and I hope to see more like this!

  • @nemmvoll8086
    @nemmvoll8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Mmmmh, yes, Missed Shot compilation. Good, Nodders.

    • @Phill6000
      @Phill6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its not a compilation its just one mission. And a lot of missed shots rooDerp

    • @GreyDez88
      @GreyDez88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NODDERS

  • @Blank137
    @Blank137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:40
    He reaches the point we all reach at one point or another.
    "WELP. MISSION'S FUCKED. JUST KILL ME. KILL MY WHOLE TEAM. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE."

  • @Adam.godson
    @Adam.godson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I missed 3 95% in a row the other night, fucking classic

    • @jackshan501
      @jackshan501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isnt the game kinda old now? It had any new content?

    • @Meteor2022
      @Meteor2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jackshan501 A fuckton of mods and 3 DLC.

    • @The8thblock
      @The8thblock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ive had that, and for some reason when i decide to say "fuck it" on a soldier with only a 25% chance to hit, they some how make the shot.

    • @zaxscat5357
      @zaxscat5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The8thblock 39%chance? You mean reload do an different action and to avoid the miss lock and try it again

  • @DavidFernandez-rs5lu
    @DavidFernandez-rs5lu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    subtitles: *crying for 14 minutes and 6 seconds*

  • @MrPercy012
    @MrPercy012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ah yes the guaranteed Bahroo "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" , just what i was waiting for 5:48

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have great comfort knowing that others have been through this pain as well.

  • @CENTRINOaki
    @CENTRINOaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When the mind controlled soldier threw that grenade I felt that in my soul

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Meanwhile on Xenonauts:
    Aimed Single Shot for 78% of your total AP
    Chance to hit: 98%
    Result: Miss the alien, hit a civvie on the other side of the map and lose overwhelming amounts of council support at the end of the semester

  • @Weeohhweeohh
    @Weeohhweeohh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This hurts me, deep down.

  • @Summer_Tea
    @Summer_Tea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the use of Tressa's thank you as a notification at 2:47.

  • @griffincrump5077
    @griffincrump5077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This makes me think of the D&D campaign where the cleric missed every single attack he made

  • @audreyLeijon
    @audreyLeijon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have NEVER heard such unrivaled anguish

  • @Rebacs
    @Rebacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We need full xcom highlights series rooSlam

  • @JayviationGames
    @JayviationGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is the unluckiest thing I have ever seen, holy fuck.

    • @jdog345
      @jdog345 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah this is nothing. I’ve missed 4 95% in a row today, why I came to watch this video to feel better, and I have a soldier missing a 100% on video.

    • @fromdarknesscomeslight6894
      @fromdarknesscomeslight6894 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My winning shot in EU was a 95% shot on an Elder. Miss. Save scummed and repositioned to take a 44% shot instead. That hit.
      Welcome to XCOM where the aim is made up and the shots don't matter.

  • @N7niko
    @N7niko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This made me want to play xcom 2 again. Thanks for the laughs from the video, and the rage from the game.

  • @kegaryu7025
    @kegaryu7025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This reminds me of a game grumps animated short called "missed" . Pretty much sums up this video :D

  • @jocsy1
    @jocsy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Love the streams and cant wait for a time when uploads are consistent

  • @Wawawawawhe
    @Wawawawawhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your awesome editor doing an amazing job as always. This is hilarious!

  • @jakemertens1382
    @jakemertens1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    High ground is like a cheat code on these long untimed lost missions

  • @Wootmanwashere
    @Wootmanwashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I felt that 95% miss. In my soul. It hurt. It hurt bad.

  • @Neutral_1zed
    @Neutral_1zed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *”Oh my god how many can you fucking miss”*
    Said every XCOM Player in existence.

  • @TKKitty.
    @TKKitty. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Libido Excitement continues to build Libido

  • @OfficalNomyz
    @OfficalNomyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can feel your pain of the “95%? How could I miss!” To the miss EVERYTHING. It costed me a mouse tryna play xcom

  • @GoliothOnline666
    @GoliothOnline666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Its funny how XCOM2 literally made me realize that squad based tactics are garbage if you need to rely on explosions to deal most of your dmg if the aiming system exists simply to make you judge statistical math and probability.

  • @viktorprime2204
    @viktorprime2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    X COM be like: " We miss a lot. But they miss as well! "

  • @mikerochburns4104
    @mikerochburns4104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Drink every time Admiral _'daddy issues'_ says the word "BOOMER"

  • @Arokhsteel
    @Arokhsteel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Xcom is the only game that can traumatize you so hard that you have to cross your fingers and hope your grenade doesn't somehow miss.

  • @mattvoelker241
    @mattvoelker241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    when my soldier missed a 100% shot i threw it out. I like the story, but the against-you rng of the player shots is just so terrible.

    • @skarletfenrir6979
      @skarletfenrir6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats why i dont play games like this they usually have a decent story but the gameplay is either amazing or complete bullshit and which it is changes every second.

    • @SwordWieldingDuck
      @SwordWieldingDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skarletfenrir6979 first, the game version from the video is heavily modded, so any of the mods could very well mess up with actual hit chances. Second, the guy plays super dumb, he does not even check what he shooting and at what chance, and each time surprised he kills a boomer (modded enemy btw).
      Regarding "complete bullshit", this game is 100% tactical, and RNG actually plays very little role. Because if success, or death of a soldier gets decided by 1 bad roll, you made many mistakes long before that role. Also, most of the abilities, especially defensive ones, are pretty much there to correct your mistakes or bad rolls. Healing is for example is exactly sad. Grenades and attachments and abilities are for those low % chances.
      This game only fucks you up with RNG if you allow it.

    • @skarletfenrir6979
      @skarletfenrir6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SwordWieldingDuck missing when i have a 100% chance to hit is bullshit and its happened way to many times. I have hit more shots in this game that are below 75% than above 90% that is bullshit rng. Yes its tactical but i have had the perfect plan way to many times and still lost because every shot somehow misses.

    • @jdog345
      @jdog345 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SwordWieldingDuckas a vet who loves the game and who has multiple legendary play throughs, bull-fucking-shit. You can do everything right and be fucked over by missing multiple 95s. Your only salvation is late-game when everyone is a colonel with Chosen gear and you forget there’s a chance to hit and start screaming about not criting instead.

  • @awanderer3047
    @awanderer3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I used a melee to finish off the snek king it gave me the achievement the moment I pressed the button, despite the fact that the initial move didn't kill. Everything is rolled the moment you press the button, so those soldiers decided the moment you pressed the button to miss

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fighting against the Lost feels like you're playing a turn based Left 4 Dead. Every once in a while, while you're trying to deal with shit, more shit happens almost without breaks.

  • @SNOWDUDE13
    @SNOWDUDE13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every comment was absolutely on point. I was cracking up in pain with you my fellow xcom brother.

  • @SwedishGundam
    @SwedishGundam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Someone please make a voice pack for war of the chosen from this video

  • @C.K.D2001
    @C.K.D2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro this is legit the main reason why I full on stopped playing XCOM all together the amount of times I had to save and restart missions because none of the units would hit anything despite having near enough 100% aim or being 1 or 2 tiles away from the enemy I did manage to get back into it for a couple days later down the line but had to shove a series of cheats in to actually make it playable

  • @TaggedByTim
    @TaggedByTim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bahroo and the editor are back! Missed y'all. Also as someone who has never played xcom I have no idea why every one is missing shots

    • @raammostel7416
      @raammostel7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally just really unlucky. Sometines the characters had 95% chance to hit and they still rolled the 5% to miss

    • @dracosfire7247
      @dracosfire7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it’s true random, unlike most percent chance games where the odds are weighted in the player’s favour. So there’s no rounding up, no rerolls, no hidden bonuses, just raw numbers.
      And raw numbers don’t care how many times in a row something has gone wrong for you, they’ll be just as harsh each time.

  • @OnYourSquare
    @OnYourSquare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I downloaded the XCOM 2: Complete Collection for Android.
    Curiously, my wife and daughter's tablets were found snapped in two, a short time after.
    Weird.

  • @mrsleepsleep40
    @mrsleepsleep40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if bahroo was doin the fitness challenge where everz time he misses he does a sit up or something he would literally fall dead

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Xcom wouldn't dare take advantage of our innate gullibiltiy.

  • @demyx0067
    @demyx0067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only game where savescumming is considered a fair strategy

  • @matbear7206
    @matbear7206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can slowly feel my XCOM Nightmares coming back while wathing this..

  • @JLeaf337
    @JLeaf337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This video is not helping me as I was already irrationally angry at everything today, this is topping it off

  • @jusjase_3229
    @jusjase_3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gotta love how proud she sounds for hitting a target at 2 inches away at 3:56
    even though her gun's aimed high in the sky, its as if the bullet only travels to unintended places

  • @Sariot666
    @Sariot666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've been playing LWOTC recently and am routinely missing every shot. I can't help but feel that the actual numbers are much lower than what they tell us just to add a slight difficulty curve.

  • @elvinmacospag6989
    @elvinmacospag6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This. This is why I set backup plans for WHEN 90% shots miss.
    I still remember that time when one of my soldiers missed two 98% shots IN A ROW.

  • @amateurishauthor2202
    @amateurishauthor2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *watches all the misses and the anger rising*
    Me: First time?

  • @user-su3rf6po2r
    @user-su3rf6po2r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Being honest this was just the walking dead but no one could hit their shots

  • @wolfwalker4585
    @wolfwalker4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a experienced X-Com 2 WOTC player, I can confirm, that X-Com 2 early game combined with the Lost from WOTC is a VERY quick way to achieve the mental status of total madness

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These boys could go up to an enemy with a goddamn sword and not only miss, not only try and heal them like a moron, but fail at healing them, ironically doing damage. Fucking XCOM.
    Pain-peko

  • @UmbrasMercy
    @UmbrasMercy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Annnnnd he's gone again.
    *RIP*
    Twas nice while it lasted

  • @motasmagic
    @motasmagic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have been watching xcom 2 videos this past weeks and this was the KING!!! ROFLMAO!!

  • @skibadibapmbapdap
    @skibadibapmbapdap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I watched this tragedy live and Im glad its been immortalized on youtube for future generations lol

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know what the bigger achievement is: Missing that many shots, or only losing one soldier through all of that.

  • @90snetworkproductions79
    @90snetworkproductions79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don’t feel bad, ADVENT and today in my experience, The Hunter, *ON LEGEND,* managed to “miss,” a grenade throw in between three of my guys. 🤣😂 Last time I saw that happen was in the legacy ops 😂

  • @ethanp3510
    @ethanp3510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If this wasn't such an enraging scenario, I imagine that this would actually be a really cool scene in a movie. Without all the missing...

  • @paulhermann2956
    @paulhermann2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this.....this was just painfull....
    #happy Bahroo is back

  • @radiofreemurray5008
    @radiofreemurray5008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My biggest regret in life was buying xcom 2 and its dlc for 30 bucks in store, that was 20 bucks cheaper then normal, couldn't get the dlc to work, then, played for a few days, found that the game is filled with rng, then shelfed it for 2 years, bought it for digital for 5 to 10 bucks, got dlc working, found the game was still rng hell even with dlc, then deleted it, and finally went to sleep knowing I wasted 35 bucks on a game twice, that I'll most likely never play again

  • @KyuuriSuji
    @KyuuriSuji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you editor!

  • @alexvazquez2871
    @alexvazquez2871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:05
    At that point they're intentionally missing. The soldier aimed and then was like, "whoops! Sorry commander, I had something in my lense."

  • @jaxrammus9165
    @jaxrammus9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I stopped playing xcom 2 when I realized 90% chance was actually 50% and it ruined the game for me.

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why Rangers, Skirmishers, Templars, and (Normally) Sharpshooters are good to bring on Lost missions because the Pistols, Shotgun, and Bullpup get an aim bonus at close range, usually being at 100% if you're close enough, and will usually do enough damage to kill a Lost in one shot. And since pistols never need to be reloaded you can usually pick off weak hordes without needing to reload.
    This, however, is a clusterfuck.

  • @eekajmoneybaby9309
    @eekajmoneybaby9309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where have you gone

  • @jannickandreasen7896
    @jannickandreasen7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    is this the stormtrooper episode where all the zombies has gained plot armour

  • @GervilEtnad
    @GervilEtnad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if I see there's a 92 percent chance of hitting a target I know there's a 50/50 chance of missing the shot. That's what 92 percent chance of hitting means.

  • @reffk5306
    @reffk5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is why i edited each character stats to have 100% normal accuracy (the default is 65% for some reason). so the only way you can miss shot is bad positioning or having status ailments. that way, the game become a problem solving game, not a luck (gacha) game.

  • @bugfriendz
    @bugfriendz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    a lesson in dealing in absolutes! absolute bullshit that is
    never have i had a such a terrible mission

  • @wvance0316
    @wvance0316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They say you miss all the shots you don't take in life, but in XCOM, you miss the shots you take as well lol.