When I was a kid in school i came up with that joke without watching pokemon, this girl kept making this constant boring speech about human rights and the rights provided by the constitution and just wouldn't shut up, so I was like ""You can violate my rights"
You have to appreciate the fact that even though Brock is girl crazy, when he realized that one of the Nurse Joys were already married he stopped trying to flirt with her
Oh I never really thought about that, Brock's a great character 😂. Though would you really expect him to try to get girls to cheat on their partner in a kids show?
Imagine realising that now?couldn't be meee! (I think u never saw brock being hesitant and then agreeing because he was worried about ash,but then love stuff crush stuff idk how to explain this)
I scrolled way too far down the comments and nobody had anything to say about Officer Jenny absolutely crushing him with the "I dont get off until past your bed time" !!??!!!?? I was howling!!!
The Chad Brock: Took care of all his siblings when his parents left, while also working as the Pewter City Gym Leader Respects women when he realizes they’re married Remembers who each officer Jenny/nurse joy is and where they’re from Chiseled physique matches his type preference Is the most likely to raise a perfect IV shiny Pokémon in the series
@@DanielsAlt503 Yup. Two of the rare ones who actually loved him in return. The Battle Pike was closed that day and Lucy only agreed to battle Ash as a favor to Brock.
I just realized that Brock left the story to become a Pokemon doctor... Which means... He found a way to make his occupation and hobby overlap... This man is a legend 😂🙌
Honestly I kinda wish that Brock and misty stayed with ash on his adventure I kinda feel like this would be better for the franchise I miss the way Brock simps over every girl
Makes ya wonder... what if Brock actually DID get a girlfriend? Judging by his heartfelt speeches and romantic gesture, I bet he'd treat her nicely! *sigh* Maybe someday... 😍
I needed this video, I've always WANTED this video Also, am I the only one who realizes that if Brock wasn't interrupted so much, he could've actually gotten with a girl, heck, some girls even found him entertaining.
Brock is simp we can understand and sympathise with. mordecai is makes bad decisions (like killing rigby that one episode) in order to get with a girl, and throws away his relationship with the cloud girl (forgot her name) cause he was still hooked on the previous girl that left him. In conclusion Brock is a chad, mordecai is a simp
I'm impressed that brock can not only tell the joys and Jennies apart but also remember what city they're from.
In one episode it turns out he even knows all of their individual body measurings...its *really* concerning 😅
@@EinFelsbrocken excuse me?
@@EinFelsbrocken thats a bit... odd....
Master class simp
Simp 100
Ash: Talking about all the fun they had traveling together all summer
Brock: I just wasted another summer
haa there only a short of serena now
790
@@sheer9203 360
YDRTDYTRGFFTHTFHFRT UR HERE?!
You have to admire Brock's persistence if nothing else. The guy took so many Ls but he never got discouraged.
We only saw the L’s because it’s a kid show lol. Homeboy can cook and care for Pokémon and he’s a gym leader. You know he scored off screen.
@@kameronkirby9227 let's be real whenever they were in a building brock messed up the foundations
Flashbacks to Ivy
Its admirable that he also remembers the girls. He's one of the few who can see difference between nurse Joys and officer Jennies.
I'm the 621st like
Brock: "I know, I'll turn my Frying Pan... into an Only Fan!"
Uh oh
lmao
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
I can't believe I did not think of that-
Bruh although so clear, that was very clever! /gen
"She can violate my rights if-"
-"Hey"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was a kid in school i came up with that joke without watching pokemon, this girl kept making this constant boring speech about human rights and the rights provided by the constitution and just wouldn't shut up, so I was like ""You can violate my rights"
@@Iason29 The boldness
@@Iason29 SERIOUSLY
@@Iason29 so did she do something to you
Pokemon game: has one sprite for the nurses at pokemon centers
Pokemon anime: THEY ARE ALL IDENTITCAL AND ALL HAVE THE SAME NAME
Brock: jokes on you, im into that sh*t
Logically speaking, it's probably their last name.
Fun fact: joi is actually the Japanese word for a female doctor.
@@SwordGuy17 cool! Is Jenny female officer?
@@priscillajimenez27 Her Japanese name (junsa) is, yup.
You have to appreciate the fact that even though Brock is girl crazy, when he realized that one of the Nurse Joys were already married he stopped trying to flirt with her
I noticed that as a kid too. If he ever found out a girl already had a partner he stepped off immediately.
Brock always respects the bro code no matter how pretty the girl.
Brock is an avid hater of NTR
Oh I never really thought about that, Brock's a great character 😂. Though would you really expect him to try to get girls to cheat on their partner in a kids show?
Yeah we gotta respect him for that
Let's be honest Brock was the most realistic guy on the show
"its hard to argue with his assessment."
What about James?
@@SLYFOXIEFUR its a tie
meanwhile, james holds "most relatable"
@@doctornotprofessor IKR
Female: breathes
Brock: *simp mode activated.*
I can’t like bc 69
Misty: breathes
Brock: nevermind, its just the wind
@@grunt3659 you mean, every girl protagonist, ever. Please correct me if I'm wrong, did he ever simp to other girl protagonists?
😂😂😂😂 lol
Funny, he's not attracted to Jessie at all, even when she was dressed up just like a Nurse Joy.
He's not into very bad girls I guess.
I was gonna mention that biker gang girl, but she’s a delinquent not a criminal oops
@@langbo9999 or maybe she just isn't attractive?
@@monado1761 maybe 🤔
He probably thinks James and Jessie are dating and respects that boundary.
Man, I thought kingdom hearts lore was confusing
But the family tree of nurse joy us even more confusing
I know right
Theres a nurse academy, if you pass, you become a nurse joy
They are all Clones of one real Nurse Joy
Dont forget the officer Jenny's
Not for Brock😂
Brock: *[being a simp in Sinnoh]*
Croagunk: So you have chosen... Poison Jab
*poison fisted 😂
Poison banged
@@WeedShaggy Know the attack crogunk uses is literally called poison jab 🤣🤣🤣
Yep, right in the gut XD
@@gseric4721 I always thought it was right in groin
"Ok so they think I'm an old man. I don't care I'm desperate"
Dammit Brock I can't with you
Ash: I don't see any beautiful girls
Misty: Just turn around
Ash: Misty, please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time
Misty's pokemon got burned and Misty herself to
I read your comment before that scene popped up, I didn't think he actually said that!
@@jonahromero7476 Lol ikr, Season 1 Ash is savage!
He totally just roasted Misty.
damn that ones gotta hurt
I’m starting to think the reason Brock decided to become a Pokémon doctor is so he can work so close to Nurse Joy
Better theory than the majority of Mario theories that exist
and i thought him getting a Happiny that eventually evolved into Chansey (by the end of D/P anime) was only a coincidence
@@Iason29 he had it, and if he can get close to a girl, he will give anything
Imagine realising that now?couldn't be meee!
(I think u never saw brock being hesitant and then agreeing because he was worried about ash,but then love stuff crush stuff idk how to explain this)
Which one?
I mean he's 15. God knows the hormones he has and it doesn't help when his best friend is 10 year old who doesn't know what a wing man is
Tbf, Ash would still be too dumb to be a wingman lol
Where does it say he's 15 lmao, I'd wager he's maybe 17 or so due to his height
@@tarragoncake1556 Ash attracts the ladies without even trying.
Wait I'm as old as Brock? I thought he was an adult lol
@@joelthorstensson2772 there plenty 15 year olds that are built like giants so size doesn't really matter lol
Brock: “It’s the most beautiful rock I’ve ever seen.”
Us: “You SIMP Rock Gym Leader.”
Hes as hard as a rock
@@SpiderT16 You could say he’s *Brock Hard.*
It’s a classic.
Simping for ghost
@@Sunny-uz8cw Every time Brock sees a nurse Joy or an Officer Jenny He gets a woody.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Sunny-uz8cw also, even if he is smart, strong and cool. He mainly have a problem being a simp a lot times 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Jenny over here, Jenny over there, Jenny everywhere!", I'm gonna laugh to death, I CAN'T- LMAO!!!
"I must've been a very good boy this year!"
@@simplyrenirambus2982 Santa doesn't think so
This man really can't catch a break. One group thinks he's an old man, and another thinks he's a kid. Everyone else is just plain not interested.
Been feeling like Brock these days.
Some women were interested like Lucy.
*Olivia has entered the chat*
Oh yeah. I wonder how that’s helping him though
Most of them didn’t even get to answer tho cus insert misty/max/croagunk
Ash at the end just torched Misty
She is gonna need a Burn Heal
@@smt64productions40 Nah man, Max Revive the shit outta her
@@gavintan9477 Yes
*shocked
It's crazy to think him and Kaiba share a voice actor.
Duality of man
OmG you're right!
Close your eyes and pretend Seto Kaiba is saying all of this
Same with pegasus and james
@@Lion09887 actually a different actor voiced Pegasus (Darren Dunstan). James, Brock, and Kaiba were all voiced by Eric Stuart.
0:04 THE SOUND HE MADE LMAO
oAAAoo 🐓
Lol.
Pain
Bro was flabbergasted
That’s some creepypasta shit Xd
i get why he's the rock type gym leader now.
its because he's always rock hard
Dirty mind: activated
lol nice one
That's my secret, cap.
I'm always rock hard.
U G H
-Tankman
😳
2:17
"Okay. They think I'm an old man but I don't care. I'm desperate"
Bruh
And not only did he try to get their phone number, he also tried to get an address AND email.
Dad's trying to find a wife so they can't put you into life be like:
Drake
4:05 My man literally simped for a rock
Simps wish they had as much confidence as Brock. Brock isn't a simp, just thirstier than someone in a desert with nothing but Popeye's biscuits. 🤣
It was a nice rock
I think Steven would do the same thing
he is the rock type gym leader
He became Steven for a moment
"I bet I know what that is, a handsome guy detector!"
"Don't kid yourself, UgH!"
Lol.
It's a simp detector.
@@idogaming3532 yeah lol
You forgot that one time he actually almost got a girlfriend in Hoenn.
Don't forget jhoto
Not any girl he got one of the strongest trainers
@@FectoStyle4433 right but I guess max pulled his ear to early
@@raziyedayi5664 sadly
What about professor ivy
Misty please, only one of us could hallucinate at a time. wow ash, seriously wow xD
Lol eviscerated
The genes are strong in the Joy family!
3:52 is how Brock was able to get so fit in alola
What??
he was always fit lmfao
I scrolled way too far down the comments and nobody had anything to say about Officer Jenny absolutely crushing him with the "I dont get off until past your bed time" !!??!!!?? I was howling!!!
Ikrrr
Time stamp please
@@moaharbor 4:45
“She can violate my rights.”
despite brock being a simp, he's still the best character that sticked to ash's side.
Edit: oh dear lord he simped for a rock too
Where?
4:08
🤣🤣🤣
The Chad Brock:
Took care of all his siblings when his parents left, while also working as the Pewter City Gym Leader
Respects women when he realizes they’re married
Remembers who each officer Jenny/nurse joy is and where they’re from
Chiseled physique matches his type preference
Is the most likely to raise a perfect IV shiny Pokémon in the series
Ash: literally dying
2:48
Misty: :D
edit:thank you so much for the likes everyone
Nah she's like " Oh No!"
Misty was like yay I will never be roasted by ash again :D
Brock: This isn’t about him.
Y’all ain’t going to mention cursed pikachu?
Did Brock step on ash face?
6:21 Straight up savage
Omg he hit on Cassidy!? I didnt even realize that lol!
5:42 start of clip
@@Star_II3S yeah thanks
Remember when Lucy from the Battle Frontier actually formed a crush on him. I wonder how that would’ve played out? 🤔
@@DanielsAlt503 Yup. Two of the rare ones who actually loved him in return. The Battle Pike was closed that day and Lucy only agreed to battle Ash as a favor to Brock.
Let me guess, brock's favourite move is harden
And string shot
the adult jokes in the comments are killing me lol
@@sinnamaruchch1397 same lol
@@WeedShaggy And a climactic Hydro Pump
@@davidtimmer596 you can call it scald.
4:20: ouch, that's like the best rejection I've seen.
The worst she can say is no
Le She :
Pickachu's face at 2:49 is so memeable
Pikachu is just a meme in general
I just realized that Brock left the story to become a Pokemon doctor... Which means... He found a way to make his occupation and hobby overlap... This man is a legend 😂🙌
Damn, my boi got rejected by every girl in five different nations, my homie just wants love! 💔😭
Yes... Poor guy!
you mean 4 right?
Shits and giggles asisde, its really impressive how he remembers ALL of the nurse joys from their original hospitals
you look rocking in thos robes
Brock is just like an anime version of Johnny Bavo.
OMG! You’re so right! I can’t believe that never occurred to me! 😳
Facts
Nah, that's Sanji.
Nah johnny bravo actually gets girls, broks js down bad
I like Brock because he makes me laugh.
Also, he's a sweet guy.
Yes! That's why I love him!😊
In Brock's defense, the woman in Pokémon are for some reason as good looking as an anime woman can look, every single one of them.
Should I point it out to him or do one of you guys want to break the news?
women*
4:02 I'll fight until I burst these BAALLSS!!
Brock: “Ok, so they think I’m an old man but I don’t care. I’m desperate!”
5:31*Travis Scott concert*
Bravo
Brock: Gout.
*Gets ran over
Brock: AAAAAAHHhhughhh!
5:29
5:31
For some reason, I want to see what goes on in Brock’s 600 brain cells every time he simps
"okay, so they think i'm an old man, i don't care i'm desperate" fucking killled me X'D
Brock is a simp. I love him. He's hilarious.
0:20 straight to the point.
I wish I was like that
What to say to a girl you like: I wanna breed like you
No wonder this guy cant get a girl, jez
She was probably the only girl he really respected for her career instead of looks and was super shy with.
Who is she?
3:14 Dat "Yeah", though. XD
I searched it up and Brock is 15… which explains a lot. His puberty hormones are bursting through the roof.
i thought he was an adult, but that makes way more sense .
@@sinnamaruchch1397 although nurse joy is 18-25 and officer Jenny 25-30(from google searches at least), so thank god the flirting never worked.
@@davidwesley2525 again 15 is what I got from searching up. But I mean it’s all nurse joy and officer Jenny. Can you blame him?
It's amazing how brock can memorise every nurse joy when they all look the same
0:11 bro that's actually a lowkey brilliant line, lol
Most beautiful creature that crawled into a kimono
Brilliant as a diamond
I never understood Brock’s behavior as a kid, but he’s hilarious now. He’s even funnier in the fact that he’s relatable.
He's the biggest simp in the entire Pokémon world
Honestly I kinda wish that Brock and misty stayed with ash on his adventure I kinda feel like this would be better for the franchise I miss the way Brock simps over every girl
Yes ash misty and Brock were the best trio ever. :')
4:37 that's a very Johnny Bravo moment right there
I mean… Brock is Kinda The Johnny bravo of Pokémon.
5:30
Brock: Whoa! What a knockout!
*Gets run over by many people*
I'm dying 😂
he got ran over Looney Tunes style...
4:50 Jenny is savage!
Ya know, now that I'm in my 20s and experienced being a teenager, Brock being 15 makes complete and total sense lmao
WTF?! 😳 He’s FIFTEEN years old??? I thought he was an adult the entire time!!! 🤯
Makes ya wonder... what if Brock actually DID get a girlfriend? Judging by his heartfelt speeches and romantic gesture, I bet he'd treat her nicely!
*sigh* Maybe someday... 😍
Well, there was Olivia...
But girls hate guys like Brock.
They only fantasize rude boys
@@pokemonitishere202 big nice guy vibe
@@pokemonitishere202 uh, no.
@@pokemonitishere202 I think it's more about his aggressiveness they hate
4:10 - dude you’re simping over a rock 😂
I mean idk what's worse Over a sculpture or pixels or a drawing 💀
"We believe in loving every Pokémon."
Cassidy and Botch haven't seen Aromatisse
ITS BUTCH!
(i get the joke tho)
Brock was bolder than most guys out here and never go discouraged. Can’t knock him.
Boulder*
He is a Rock Gym Leader. Of course his willpower is unbreakable.
I needed this video, I've always WANTED this video
Also, am I the only one who realizes that if Brock wasn't interrupted so much, he could've actually gotten with a girl, heck, some girls even found him entertaining.
5:15 I never thought of Brock as hornet or perverted til I saw this...
Really? Him being horny for literally anything with a vagina didn't give kt away?
And you guys say Mordecai is the biggest simp ever
I know right
At least Brock has class. Mordecai messed up his relationships.
Brock is simp we can understand and sympathise with. mordecai is makes bad decisions (like killing rigby that one episode) in order to get with a girl, and throws away his relationship with the cloud girl (forgot her name) cause he was still hooked on the previous girl that left him. In conclusion Brock is a chad, mordecai is a simp
@@brodyupton9155 both simps
@@brodyupton9155 I honestly never liked Regular Show nor any of the new CN shows anyway.
0:30 LMAO How does he know those each Nurse Joys came from ?
Well, I guess Brock have special *" passive skills "* .. LOL
It’s so obvious.
5:47 brock says the funny jerma audiojungle
This character is how so many children were introduced to the concept of a simp
Brock is the OG simp. He's actually cool though. That's the difference.
“I wanna breed like you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
cant forget when brock said "she can violate my rights if-" he sasid that so casually in episode 9
3:57 what episode is this????
So Brock's eyes aren't closed, they're just really, really thin. Probably because of all the honor.
When I was little and watched the show I thought he was blind 💀
@@LP-ct9nk I thought he was Asian
@@gamecube.pizzabroken I honestly think he is half black and half Asian.
"I'm the second cousin of the sister-in-law of the Joy in Saffron City."
So, even when they aren't related by blood, they look alike. How?
2:17 yup, sounds like the average teenage guy 😂
How is nobody mentioning 1:31? This man has the most gorgeous eyes and you all waltzed right past them!
“Misty please only one of us can hallucinate at a time”
OOF, Ash is a savage
I also love the scene with him and Officer Jenny in the Quagsire episode where she arrests them at first. XD
6:34 Me at a family gathering with my drugs
6:07 wait what
LMFAO
It's called "step on me mommy" men
Brock:being a simp
Crogaunk: peace was never an option
0:15 The way Brock runs over to that girl xD
3:41 Brock has Killua's hair
Maybe if Brock was a Water type trainer he wouldn't be so thirsty.
2:14 - NGL, this hurt me personally.
0:49 "Choosing the most beautiful is gonna be tough but its a good kind of tough"
Brock's love muscle is hard as a rock.
His love muscle isnt the only thing thats as hard as a rock
@@imab0t274 Apparently Brock doesn't need VIAGRA.
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩💖💖💖
1:10 brock fall for professor ivy ❤😂
0:42 In my head I mentally altered it to "not one, not two but 6 Blue-Eyes White Dragons!!!!!"
"I wanna breed like you" (1:30)
-Brock- the simp
Brock is the leader of all simps😂🤣
2:37 Okay that poster in the back, the to black dots near the Pidgeot, I swear it looks like a Foongus am I the only one that sees that??
No I see it too
No idea what else it is. But its using a flamethrower like attack
2:58 "Ah, but you're much, much prettier than she is." he says to a literal clone.
1:53 I just know there’s a blooper for this line with the VA just cracking up