Pilkington with Gervais and Merchant on XFM in 2003, firstly briefing discussing his views on chinese people and then the following week with a great songs of phrase.
@@sophieflowers3745 I wish I could hear this for the first time again, but I tell you its still just as funny 10 years later for me. Fucking incredible lmao
@@ukwired08 because he is still saying the inverse of "Chinese people don't age well" and masking it as a compliment. 🤣 A back handed compliment if you will.
I came here for: Karl: Well, they do all look the sa...” Ricky: “RIGHT!” Steve: “They do all look the...” Ricky: “NO! I leave here sorely disappointed.
I searched up this clip but forgot about the literal song that karl made a week later. Ricky’s realisation mid song is just beautiful Literally had tears of laughter lmao
I believe the old fella in the original Karate Kid was Japanese...which fits with a line from Karl’s poem “My Ward”... When I left, i said “see ya” to the old man Turns out the other fella wasn’t Chinese He was from Japan
"I know you're just 16 but looking all of 21" (Cry - Waterfront) "That's" (That's Amore - Dean Martin) "Because" (Just Because - Jane's Addiction) "Chiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeese" (Walking on the Chinese Wall - Philip Bailey) "Look" (The Look - Roxette) "Older" (Older - George Michael)
I love how Ricky and Steve wanted to keep it "political correct" since they were taking the mickey out of the Chinese in this episode, and then Karl comes up with his "Chinese don't age well" theory. :D
It's true, most Asians age well. Most are also terrible drivers. I say this because it's okay to say something bad about people if you also say something good.
Gary Wilson The English are violent drunks, but they're very good at war. The French are obnoxious, but they make good food. Should I do you a few more?
The women.. really good looking..... as younger people NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? I'm just saying! As long as you... y'know what I mean there's good and bad in everything But what are the old ones like?! They don't age well OOOOOOO FAAAAAA! THE FELLA IN KIRATE KID THE TEACHER WAS ONLY 'BOUT 36! We started this!.. WE STARTED THIS!!
Yeah I think Karl has got it wrong. I think that rather 40-year-old Chinese people look YOUNGER than they are. But then when they get to 50-something, they look like 60. Basically.
As a 29-year-old who looks 19, I can say we do age well...up to a point. You're probably too young to know this horror yet, but when we turn 55 or so, we will shrink and shrivel and bloat and get bad perms. As I watch my beautiful mum rapidly turn into Mr. Miyagi, I know I'm looking into my future. But until then, we have a good 30-40 years of looking young and fresh-faced, so enjoy. :)
In my opinion asian women age miraculously umtil like 70 amd then full crash superficially but ultimately keep on mentally and internally which is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Most white races kinda burn out by those times. They age with the decade more and more. (Which i also fi d very attractive) i love poeple
you missed the joke.....at the very inception of karl pilkington. its not meant to correct because its all jokes even karl is in on the act. its comedy, not history class, and anyone offended by chinese comedy hasnt been to china or known chinese, top level no holding back racists. if you cant laugh, fuck off, jokes on you too.
They definitely agree with Karl on a lot of things, they just can’t be seen to be agreeing because of the PC bs. Karl is their sacrificial mouthpiece. 😁
It is kinda true, in China you find women either look really youthful or really old, with very few exceptions; it seems like it must be some overnight change. Though I'll say they do tend to age better than white people for the first 40-50 years, so swings and roundabouts
The one yelling and swearing is the one going off on a tangent. That's the angry one. That's the sensitive one. Hint: It's you. You're the one losing your temper over a small thing like this.
Ricky: "It's the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!"
Steve: "Play it again!"
LOL!
This is what made the XFM shows different from the podcasts. We'll never get anything like this ever again.
@@detinu No more Songs 'a Phrase next week.
@@detinu 😢
"It's the most convoluted, ridiculous racist thing uttered on radio"
"Play it again"
This genuinely might be the greatest piece of radio ever broadcast.
Play it again!
As if this used to go out on a Saturday afternoon 😂
Karl is an absolute comic genius. That mash up he put together had me crying with laughter.
I have only just discovered this, I felt like I was going to burst laughing 🤣
@@sophieflowers3745 I wish I could hear this for the first time again, but I tell you its still just as funny 10 years later for me. Fucking incredible lmao
And me.
Agreed!!
Absolutely true. Mingbogglingly funny.
Ricky: Karl!... you've gone MENTAL!
Karl: a'right.
I caught that too and I read this as he said it 🤣😂
Imagine if these 3 were on radio today. I'd definitely listen lol
manonfire237 the Labour Party would close it down and send them to a Diversity course
@@DonsFan56 Don't talk shit!
@@jamesdude8399 its fukin tru tho
Play a record
Wish they would've got back during the pandemic these three were hilarious
I love how Ricky pretends to be angry on the first clip, even though he's actually thrilled about the comedy gold that he instigated.
Ricky always pretends to be upset about "insensitive" material to be in with the pc crowd.
@@GamerCall the opposite is true now lol
@@GamerCall no, he did it to wind karl up
@@GamerCallRicky couldn’t give less of a shit about the feelings of the PC crowd.
@@GamerCallIt's called playing the straight man. He has never tried to be "in with the PC crowd".
KARL: the chinese, they're really good looking... as younger people
RICKY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ahahahaahaha
What was wrong with that statement, I don’t get it? 😂
@@ukwired08 he means that chinese people do not age well.
Lmao
@@ukwired08 Making blank statements about a group of people.
@@ukwired08 because he is still saying the inverse of "Chinese people don't age well" and masking it as a compliment. 🤣 A back handed compliment if you will.
I think this might just be my favourite Songs of Phrase. It never gets old. Ever. x'D
Unlike Chinese people Kappa
Unlike the Chinese
Karl is a gift that keeps on giving
"Karl, you've gone mental."
"Alright."
LOL
😂
Karl basing the whole "chinese dont age well" on the feller in
karate kid was only 36.
Best part of all that is that Mr miagi was not even supposed to be Chinese...
@@josephstewart2821 Oh I didn't know that, what do you mean?
@@Musiclover-rt1ej He's meant to be Japanese and the actor is American Japanese I'm pretty sure
Pat Morita was in his 50s, and Japanese both in real life and in his portrayal of Mr Miyagi
"Karl you've gone metal"
"Alright?"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I came here for:
Karl: Well, they do all look the sa...”
Ricky: “RIGHT!”
Steve: “They do all look the...”
Ricky: “NO!
I leave here sorely disappointed.
LOL I gotta look this up
Me too! I believe this was the first time Karl talked about the Chinese on the show..
@@FutureAbeseason 1 episode 13
Having been to China, Karl pilkington is quite right about the age thing! Very young or very old! 💪🏽
I'm just glad I'm around whilst karl Pilkington is on this planet
0:52 I love that reaction from Ricky
Karl's "well they don't though" LMAO...and then it all breakdowns down in one of the best segments ever. ricky going fucking crazy lol.
"CHIIINEEESEEE look OLDER." ahahhahaha
Yes Man Got me dead bruh.
I want to know Karl's brain when he thought, "yeah, I could put those tracks together and insult the Chinese pretty well there"
Karl does not neurotically reflect the options of Xfm or any other human being
Love it
Thing is I get karl....I'm pleased about that
@@veronica3986 I know I'm 12 years too late to ask, but what are the options of xfm?
I searched up this clip but forgot about the literal song that karl made a week later. Ricky’s realisation mid song is just beautiful
Literally had tears of laughter lmao
Me: I’m getting tired, I’ll listen to some XFM clips before bed.
Ricky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What are you doing?!?
I believe the old fella in the original Karate Kid was Japanese...which fits with a line from Karl’s poem “My Ward”...
When I left, i said “see ya” to the old man
Turns out the other fella wasn’t Chinese
He was from Japan
Breaking wind was the symptoms
"Popular phrase...sweeping the nation... It'll be up there with, Wassup, and, Shut that door!"
this is one of my favourite gervais, merchant, pilkington clips
I'm half Chinese and tbf he's not wrong, though my mum is 57 and hasn't hit that "suddenly looking old" stage yet - looks like she's in her late 30s
This was one year ago. Any update?
@@JohnKobaRuddy it's like a pear
@@vampmode9132 they're probably all sitting around the piano singing happy birthday for the 8th time that day
the man in the karate kid was only like 36 years old
@@coryc9040 seriously?
Ricky: “...we’ve had the Chinese don’t talk properly.....”
Karl: “well they don’t though”
🤪🤣
That picture of Steve is giving me night terrors.
only about 36!? lol, he was 51 in that film.
_iconformed_ Also of Japanese heritage
Well, he looked like he was 70
Paul Higgins turns out the fella wasnt Chinese...he was from Japan.
buckbumble I never found out what was wrong with him.
@@buckbumble Bravo
"I know you're just 16 but looking all of 21" (Cry - Waterfront)
"That's" (That's Amore - Dean Martin)
"Because" (Just Because - Jane's Addiction)
"Chiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeese" (Walking on the Chinese Wall - Philip Bailey)
"Look" (The Look - Roxette)
"Older" (Older - George Michael)
For the record the teacher in the original Karate Kid film of 1984 was 52 years old
Ricky's NOOOOOOOOOOOOO at 0:54always makes me fucking die.
1:06
@@jackjamesgodsell9586😂
My cousin is in her mid-30s and she still gets carded whenever she buys alcohol.
It's not until menopause begins that things get weird.
I love how Ricky and Steve wanted to keep it "political correct" since they were taking the mickey out of the Chinese in this episode, and then Karl comes up with his "Chinese don't age well" theory. :D
Giradox They try to swan dive to points and arguments but Karl bellyflops to one. makes for a great balance.
The fella' in Karate kid was only 36 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm deceased 😭😭😭😭😭
made me laugh so hard! 😂😅
Haha
good looking...as younger people
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Best piece of radio ever
Karl: women...really good lookin...as younger people
Ricky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they can get offended all they want but it's still true
Go to china town more.
dave epsin I'd say that he just appreciates other people's beauty types more, white people age just as poorly imo
dave epsin Its not true is it though?
Ricky's having a heart attack.
The fella in karate kid, he's only about 36! 😂 hahaha made me laugh out loud!
The fella in karate kid was only about 36 😂😂
Play it again!
1:40 ricky gets it straight away
It's not racist; if anything it's prejudice. People have overused the word racist so much that it's used for anything at this point.
Most karl pilki videos have 0 DISLIKES !! love that !
4:12 you can hear karl laughing in the background
mr miyagi is japanese and karate originated in japan, just a bit of trivia for you there, but loved the video, the song mix was hilarious
YES! I've been looking for this for ages!
play it again
14 years ago!!!!!!
The good old days! When free speech & comedy was what it was // bring it back!
It's true, most Asians age well. Most are also terrible drivers.
I say this because it's okay to say something bad about people if you also say something good.
Christopher Hayes no, it’s not ok. It’s racist stereotyping, that can potentially cause harm. How is it good?
Gary Wilson The English are violent drunks, but they're very good at war. The French are obnoxious, but they make good food.
Should I do you a few more?
Except he's saying they don't age well
The women.. really good looking..... as younger people
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
I'm just saying! As long as you... y'know what I mean there's good and bad in everything
But what are the old ones like?!
They don't age well
OOOOOOO FAAAAAA!
THE FELLA IN KIRATE KID THE TEACHER WAS ONLY 'BOUT 36!
We started this!.. WE STARTED THIS!!
Yeah I think Karl has got it wrong. I think that rather 40-year-old Chinese people look YOUNGER than they are. But then when they get to 50-something, they look like 60. Basically.
SMerch is a legend!
Well known phrase there, sweeping the nation!
What about the bit where Karl goes to say that all Chinese people look the same but Ricky stops him just in time.
Can someone lay out the song titles from which the samples were taken?
I love how they redicule him but during that tine they laugh their asses off 😂😂😂
Karl, you've gone mental!
Aight.
My Chinese uncle has looked 80 for like, since I can remember lmao
Amazing how this man was let into China when you think about it. ;)
As a 29-year-old who looks 19, I can say we do age well...up to a point. You're probably too young to know this horror yet, but when we turn 55 or so, we will shrink and shrivel and bloat and get bad perms. As I watch my beautiful mum rapidly turn into Mr. Miyagi, I know I'm looking into my future.
But until then, we have a good 30-40 years of looking young and fresh-faced, so enjoy. :)
"As a 29 year old who looks 19"
lol
@@cockoffgewgle4993 im im 26 and look like im 16
does anyone know what song the word "Chinese" come from ?
Had no idea Mr Miyagi was Chinese. Learn something new everyday
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What are you doing?
That should be my ringtone.
brilliant
I LOVE THIS CLIP!! hahaha i laughed soo hard!! "KARL, YOU'VE GONE MENTAL!!"
I LOVE THIS CLIP!! hahaha i laughed soo hard!!
0:37 - 0:55
Look at Steve.
Derp.
NOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
In my opinion asian women age miraculously umtil like 70 amd then full crash superficially but ultimately keep on mentally and internally which is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Most white races kinda burn out by those times. They age with the decade more and more. (Which i also fi d very attractive) i love poeple
Has anyone got the link to the episode where he says they all look the same and Ricky intervenes quickly
He was only about thirty six
“So some absolutely barnstorming prizes.
It’s funny how Steve plays a freak of n Logan
Karl is such a spazz.
Pat Morita was Japanese and was 52 when Karate Kid was made.
you missed the joke.....at the very inception of karl pilkington. its not meant to correct because its all jokes even karl is in on the act. its comedy, not history class, and anyone offended by chinese comedy hasnt been to china or known chinese, top level no holding back racists. if you cant laugh, fuck off, jokes on you too.
Still even for 52 he looked old. So karl was on to something.
I just realized Pat Morita was the same age in _Karate Kid_ as Masahiro Sakurai is right now. Unbelievable!
steves face on this 😂
They definitely agree with Karl on a lot of things, they just can’t be seen to be agreeing because of the PC bs. Karl is their sacrificial mouthpiece. 😁
It is kinda true, in China you find women either look really youthful or really old, with very few exceptions; it seems like it must be some overnight change. Though I'll say they do tend to age better than white people for the first 40-50 years, so swings and roundabouts
@SuperBenboy1 no, but you can download it for free on pilkipedia's download page
They look 30 until they wake up one day and look 60.
The one yelling and swearing is the one going off on a tangent. That's the angry one. That's the sensitive one. Hint: It's you. You're the one losing your temper over a small thing like this.
What series and episodes are the first 2 clips?
This could use the clip of Karl saying Chinese people all look the same in the first XFM series. That might be even more offensive haha.
Ah Karl is a genius
And I say it's the pure opposite, Asian women age really well. Better than any others.
What is the song that says "Chinese"?
Walking on the Chinese wall by Philip Bailey
Fact.
Chinese Wall by Phil Bailey
❤️❤️❤️
Was only joking lol. Just reiterating what karl said when someone said they were in there 20s and got mistaken for someone younger.
If it mentions the Chinese then Philip Bailey will be involved!
What's the song where the word "Chinese" was sang?
Ikr who would sing that😂😂😂😂😂
@@kdjdkdjdiejejehdirj not a very helpful comment but I found it it's philip bailey - walking on the chinese wall
@@kozstandsya1494 I dont know it either or i would have said 😂
@@kozstandsya1494A month later and i still can't stop laughing at the audacity of your comment 😂😂😂
Genius