Chris The Handyman - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

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  • Taking out the trash is not actually home improvement... or is it? (It's not)
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    Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #677
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  • @loyalleoblade8486
    @loyalleoblade8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “Worst injury he received” I think he’s avoiding the obvious question of worst injury he inflicted

    • @paigethedork9693
      @paigethedork9693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah everyones too focused on the wrong word of that sentence! XD

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    A reminder, Chris is a writer, and yet his stories are such a glorious mess

    • @1tonyvalle
      @1tonyvalle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." - Mark Twain

    • @JMAN100401
      @JMAN100401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What are the odds the stories he tells are actually stuff he wrote

    • @sabrinaheizenrader5635
      @sabrinaheizenrader5635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good writing skills and speaking skills aren’t transferable for a lot of people.

    • @k1ngs4ndm
      @k1ngs4ndm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but gus Barbara and Gavin tearing apart his story is what messes him up, if they would have just let him tell the story it would have been fine

    • @samuelfawell9159
      @samuelfawell9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@k1ngs4ndm it’s not the first time a story if his has broken down, and not from outside influence, as Gus said in one of the post casts, Chris starts talking without knowing where he is going.

  • @jyquin5012
    @jyquin5012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This story wasn't even that farfetched compared to most of Chris' life. This almost happened to me once.

  • @SammieWeiss
    @SammieWeiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love how Barb's mug went from '13th Dad,' to '13th Cop,' to '13th Tim.'

    • @M3ricle
      @M3ricle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for this comment, could you explain the joke?

  • @Stupranos
    @Stupranos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Is it me or is Chris basically a 90s sitcom character in real life.

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm convinced Chris is not real and is just a simulation trying to be human.

  • @weik-2936
    @weik-2936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Chris has officially replaced Gavin as "guy who says things weird"
    Gavin still says weird things, but Chris does it weirder which makes Gavin seem normal, its all relative

  • @DavidVazquezzz
    @DavidVazquezzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Imagine Chris and Andrew Panton in the same room. What would that even be like?

    • @lifeiscrap103
      @lifeiscrap103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We need to get a define what a Room is.
      A... Regulation Room.

    • @matthewrandell5055
      @matthewrandell5055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lifeiscrap103 can a McDonald's be a room?

  • @majorafan09
    @majorafan09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It was a church remodeling project, but yeah, I threw out some old 2x4's into a small dumpster. The boards were longer than the length of the dumpster, so I tried to move my hand out of the way after I tossed the boards, but they smacked down on my hand. What I realized afterwards was that there was a nail sticking out of the bottom of the board and it sliced through my wrist. I still have that scar and will have it until I'm dead.

  • @panda93247
    @panda93247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I was 12, I was helping my father frame a house. He tried to demonstrate how safe a nail-gunner was by squeezing the trigger without pressing it against anything. For those of you that don't know how a nail-gunner works, it is supposed to only shoot a nail when pressed against something. Well, ours must have been faulty because it shot a nail half an inch away from my foot, bounced off the concrete and into the distance. After, we stood there looking at each other. Needless to say, I stuck to cleanup duty after that. Not a home-improvement injury, but it did scare the ever-loving sh** out of me.

  • @Unownshipper
    @Unownshipper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another Chris story… this is gonna be good.

  • @BitchenMarsRockstar
    @BitchenMarsRockstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A home without trash is an improvement over a home full of trash, thus it is home improvement.

  • @Maddog13Luck
    @Maddog13Luck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only Chris. I swear he’s cursed

  • @bbayrocker
    @bbayrocker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm with Chris on this, cleaning up after doing home reno is part of home reno, and it's the worst part

  • @matthewrandell5055
    @matthewrandell5055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn imagine writing in chat and it being so funny it not only gets read out on the podcast but then also gets included in an RTAA

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everytime I hear a new Chris story, I always wonder how he's managed to stay alive this long.

  • @kirbytheotaku737
    @kirbytheotaku737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would love to watch a show based around the daily life of Chris, and cameras are everywhere, like it’s Paranormal Activity

  • @Spiker985Studios
    @Spiker985Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The attention to detail on the mug to go from #13th Dad to #13th Cop - *chef's kiss*

  • @bradleybrewster5615
    @bradleybrewster5615 ปีที่แล้ว

    Inspector Gus !! Incredible!😂😂

  • @agentcalifornia3587
    @agentcalifornia3587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the most “Chris” kind of injury possible.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Disagree, it's much too relatable. A "Chris" injury would be putting his foot through a window while peeling an apple.

  • @ryann8126
    @ryann8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will always love rooster teeth

  • @stitchlover4381
    @stitchlover4381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This reminds me of the story he told where he "injured" himself eating soup.

    • @kingalfred2014
      @kingalfred2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Three soups!

    • @stitchlover4381
      @stitchlover4381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingalfred2014 I injured myself by eating SOUP 🤕

  • @supplespecimen725
    @supplespecimen725 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like if they’d let him talk he’d explain how it was like, leftover bits of drywall or something completely related to home DIY stuff and it would make perfect sense. Its like they already decided he was doing something stupid and are trying to find any angle to make him seem stupid, despite throwing out leftovers from home improvement projects being absolutely part of the home improvement process

  • @Darksnowman13
    @Darksnowman13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This speaks to me on a spiritual level

  • @aniasparkle
    @aniasparkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Chris

  • @giggitynation
    @giggitynation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chris is the epitome of one time at band camp

  • @truhill26ify
    @truhill26ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Chris

  • @carlymara88
    @carlymara88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🗑I'll get you next time, Chris. Next time.

  • @main.ignisha
    @main.ignisha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean, after finishing up with demo, improve, or even reco, I'd assume throwing away the trash, left overs, and debris is part of the process, particularly the end of it

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:54 If that doesn’t some up the enigma that is Chris, I don’t know what does 💀

  • @alaskapreston7616
    @alaskapreston7616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris is right. If you’re cleaning up after home improvement, you’re still engaging in a home improvement project.

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taking a dump is plumbing was such a great reply.

  • @farmboigamer9211
    @farmboigamer9211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mine isn't home improvement but working, I have 2 stories. One I was pushing a metal bumper onto a F350 and it got stuck. I asked for help and a buddy and I pushed it in on the count of 3. My finger was behind it just barely and I cut of the meaty tip of it, it eventually grew back but it was ugly for weeks. The second I almost went deaf when I was welding a rocker panel and a bit of slag fell in my ear. I was very very luck that day.

  • @glitch164
    @glitch164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the title has Chris in it, you know its a banger

  • @SirBaconMonkey
    @SirBaconMonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have a bad one that's still healing now. Not necessarily home improvement. More like Chris' situation. My father and I flip houses he buys at auctions but recently started accepting job where we go to a house and clean up/demo. One of the jobs required us to dispose of an old engine block. My left hand got caught between it and the dump trailer. Ended up with a bad laceration on the palm of my hand that needed 7 stitches. The stitches are out but the hands still healing.

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gus went full Sherlock Holmes real quick.

  • @shichiyouchan
    @shichiyouchan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Home improvement = throwing the trash it's like improving living conditions = cleaning floors :) I get it :D

  • @kevinhoward3685
    @kevinhoward3685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I gotta side with Chris on this one, taking out the trash is part of the home-improvement process, just like how cleaning is part of the cooking process. It still doesn’t dismiss the fact he almost knocked himself out with a trash can

  • @blueblade6174
    @blueblade6174 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay, no ad or logo!

  • @theflyingwelshman5338
    @theflyingwelshman5338 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay. I’m not entirely sure, but I think Chris might be an Aspie. The way he (tries to) talk, the fact that he acts out what he writes, and his overall weirdness is very similar to me.

  • @liljonny5104
    @liljonny5104 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That was the most extensive injury I’ve ever received… and it was by trash” 😭😭😭😭

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris, at least you didn't walk through a sliding glass door like my coworker did the week before last.
    Yes, through the glass door.

  • @5Davideo
    @5Davideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst injury he's "received"? What's the worst injury he's "dealt"?

  • @toner2421
    @toner2421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More gardening than home improvement but 2 days before my first bday I was waddling around the outside while my mom was gardening. Ate shit by tripping and landing face first into a watering can. needed stitches. the bday photos are funny as heck

  • @privateeyety5735
    @privateeyety5735 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nah, removing the garbage made from home improvement is part of the process. Took longer to bag and throw away the fiberglass ceiling than to actually remove and replace the tiles. I feel u Chris

  • @shinyelbow
    @shinyelbow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was wondering why they were all dressed as police in one scene and noticed the rubbish bin suspect lineup in the background. Great stuff!

  • @joebone3151
    @joebone3151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Took a 2x4 to my shoulder it fell 4 or 5 feet.

  • @henryconway3200
    @henryconway3200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was shockingly uninjured after falling through the floor at the bottom of a staircase while working on a home remodel. I was the first to go up the stairs and the second both my feet were on the landing, I was suddenly in the basement.

  • @Dreamyblue101
    @Dreamyblue101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow dude lol

  • @blaze2293
    @blaze2293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At the end of the RTAA they should’ve had Chris turn around, turn the door knob and it not opening.

  • @delhawk8726
    @delhawk8726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how Gavin has thicc thighs with noodle arms 🤣

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:09 Not the only Chris who's been smacked in the face lately.

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      theres probably a million people named chris out there so id say at least 1000 of them have been smacked in the face in some way, shape or form in the last month

    • @Arelenedhel
      @Arelenedhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@La_sagne it’s a reference to Chris Rock and Will Smith.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Arelenedhel Yeah, I think they knew that when they commented.

  • @myahitt1247
    @myahitt1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris is Gavin’s thoughts IRL

  • @showmanroman4141
    @showmanroman4141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris is a real life looney tune character

  • @brilljones
    @brilljones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Detective Gus on the case

  • @RoboticMagus
    @RoboticMagus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One time I was vacuum cleaning my room. And I cut open my thumb. With the zipper of my pants.

  • @alanschneider6711
    @alanschneider6711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad I’m a plumber now for taking a dump

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst I’ve had is a fractured Tibia that blocked an artery….. I dropped a box spring and it swung like a sledgehammer…..
    To be fair: not “Home Improvement”…. It was my job

  • @norwegianpride7523
    @norwegianpride7523 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    hitting yourself in the face with something hurts so much, plus it's embarrassing if someone sees it. It is always funny to look back at though.
    last time I punched myself in the face was about 2-3 months ago when I had to put chains on my tires to get home. literally impossible to drive up even a small hill.
    I was pulling on it to tighten it, then because it was wet from the snow the end of the chain slipped out of my hands and I punched myself in the face so hard I fell in the ditch. Got a little scratch, but not too bad.
    first thing I did was look around to see if anyone saw me 🤣 got my priorities straight! 🤣

  • @VampyreBassist
    @VampyreBassist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we have an improv session with Gavin and Chris?

  • @Reporterreporter770
    @Reporterreporter770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    happened to me

  • @dreadedninja7058
    @dreadedninja7058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounds like insurance fruad

  • @_nomad_of_novac_9884
    @_nomad_of_novac_9884 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two days ago I cut my finger a 1/6 of the way off with a saw.

  • @TheeKorovaMilkBar
    @TheeKorovaMilkBar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was it Chris or someone else who got gashed in the face with a broken pvc pipe?

  • @BonnieAngel141
    @BonnieAngel141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Men will call house work “home improvement” because it feels better

  • @AtlanticDSM
    @AtlanticDSM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicholaslehner3004
    @nicholaslehner3004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He's continuing the theme of Chris talking about things he's never done.

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      chris never took out the trash?

  • @KiwiMan960
    @KiwiMan960 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely understand what Chris is saying. He just didn't articulate it very well

  • @MrBattlecharge
    @MrBattlecharge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think Chris' life as we know it is real. Everything just seems too farfetched to have really happened all to one human being.

  • @DarkPatu
    @DarkPatu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean, I was clearing fallen trees from my yard after a big storm and dropped half of a tree on my shin. 🤷‍♂️

    • @konnichi1wa
      @konnichi1wa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine was splitting logs with a wedge and sledgehammer, missed the log and hit my big toe, spent the next year waiting for the toenail to grow back after the swelling popped it off.

  • @Clockmann1
    @Clockmann1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t get the laughing at Chris. If he’s throwing away stuff from home improvement work, that’s part of that job. Cleaning the area you just worked in is part of that task.

  • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
    @WeaponOfMyDestructio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst he received so what he's inflicted on others have been worse.

  • @brycewehde808
    @brycewehde808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the outros r infuriating

  • @Tuss36
    @Tuss36 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You really need to watch what you say around Rooster Teeth folks.

  • @natoshapercifield1924
    @natoshapercifield1924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2nd als othis is funny

  • @user-ue8io4kn7k
    @user-ue8io4kn7k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3rd 🌟❤️