[HD] Touhou - Purple Rain United: Alice's Unbelievable Assault (English Subtitles)
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I attempted to translate it as best I could, and I revised the translations a bit after watching video ykhAC4v6iwk. I hope you enjoy version 2!
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2010 was a different time man
2010 never left us lol
yeah, we didn't know about the pandemic then. you could actually hug people with no worries back then.
Now it's already 2020 ..
@@user-br6bb1ys9y Its 2021 bud
@@suiito-kun5222 ???
I love how Patchouli starts frowning as soon as Alice calls her a hikikomori
i would take pride in being called a hukikomori
Huh... According to a comment by Marisa in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, Patchouli would have to recite two spells simultaneously to make some of her spell cards work, which means that Patchouli's motor mouth mode may actually be canon. Go figure.
Cap'n Game i've been thinking about this for a long time now, and I still don't know how it's possible to do that, yet alone how someone with asthma doing it as she dodges and shoots thousands of spells off
preprepare magic, that would be good
So she's canonically a rap god
@@Cy3qi The thing is patchouli is either one of the weaker character or one of strongest depending on her health at that particular time. If shes in good health she can use several high tier spells in a row. if not so good health she has to stick to the lower end of her potential but she still is pretty strong due to the amount of magic she knows.
@@mk_gamíng0609 basically if you ever want to fight her, make sure it's in late spring
patchy gonna go platinum if she keeps putting out hits like this
Marisa's voice is head-cannon confirmed
Sophia Ahmed agreed, a blessed voice for the blessed best girl.
Isabelle is the best Marisa voice actor
Your avatar depresses me.
I love how at 3:13 Alice and Patchouli sound significantly more pissed off than at 1:17
I just love Marisa's voice!
Patchouli totally won this battle.
Stick would be a Patchouli
It took some years to learn Japanese, so excuse me for the late comment.
At 3:06 it actually says "Don't you understand that this is why your circle is called a plagiarism circle?"
Just thought everybody should know.
Very nice, that makes more sense lol. Any idea what they're saying at 3:42 then?
Marisa's voice is perfect!
They think Patchouli's gloomy because she looks dull and introverted, but she can rap like a boss.
all of them are introverted , anime characters are all introverted
Stanisław Giers
I don't find anyone in Acchi Kocchi to be introverted - in one episode with them studying for exams none of the five protagonists mentioned any actual mathematical equations, methods of finding the perpendicular bisector of a segment, or the geometrical properties of space-time continuum determined by masses present in Minkowski space.
Girom Christian Calica not all introverts are super geniuses , introversion does not equate that or nerdom but the way they behave after all not many anime characters hang out in clubs or other extroverted places
Stanisław Giers Wiktionary: introvert - *Preferring the internal, satisfied with self, lacking interest or comfort in social interactions*
Holy shit, you're right.
Girom Christian Calica yea plus theire spiritual and thats an atribute that is really introverted as we center on our insides and our mental, methaphysical connection to the universe.
They beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
OH hayelllllllllllllll NOH aint nobody got time 4 dat m8.
Rap Youkai
oh shit that patchouli spin
But doesn't Patchouli have anemia? :P
BedrockSolid It doesn't mean she can't exert herself, just not for very long.
Adam Novak I know, but she was also jumping and rapping as well at the same time without inhaling :P
Ah,that ring from lost word boosted Patchouli’s abilities.
WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO
2:49 got the whole squad laughing
that's my face when i see tf2 shitposting
@@lil_nxee ye
me and my friend trying to laugh at any 21st century meme
Why is this strangely relatable?
Also, why do I genuinely enjoy this particular rap song?!
Alice and Patchouli trying to explain who loves Marisa more
Still fire after all these years still fire
Is "SAY HO!" a pun on Seihou at all?
So true! XD
Sadly not :( I thought it was lol.
Should have said yo instead,Marisa.
Yeah Man!
@sandramendozarivera2784 Up Stepped Scribble Let's See What He's Got
Marisa's voice
I agree
this comment radiates 2010 and i love it
(,,-_-,,)
2:10 here pachette died from the combination of asthyma anemia.
Hahaha, Pachy gave zero fucks throughout the whole arguement.
I don't know, Alice the Tsundere... She can rap! XD
最後魔理沙が少し笑うところ優しさって言うか、優しい感じがあって好きw
The Sanae army in the background near the end... Who said she's a good girl again?
Patchouli is rappin' AWESOME!
It's always the quiet ones who can shred some mean ones.
Marisa kirisame rap level is at killer bee level
.......
Say HO~
+Marisa Nya Ho!
shadowthelegend100 Don't disrespect Bee like that
HO~
HO~
Be quiet. You may have said something dignified, but half of this book has been copied from my grimoire without permission, hasn't it?
03:05 "That is why ppl keep calling you burglar"
This should be more popular. It's quite entertaining.
Thanks for the translation as well.
After multiple years, it finally appeared again in my recommended videos.
I like just listening to their voices. Its such a beautiful language.
2:35からほんと好き。アリスとパチュリーが真顔なのも好き
Try to look only at the background.
Ruzert first reply: CANNOT
KHE VERGA
It's very weird yes
patchys lines are lit af
She's not dancing, she's displaying mad skillz on the turntables!
SAY HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hooo...
*blank stare*
...oh come on. -_-
-_-
I love Marisa's voice~
why marisa's voice sounds so masculine? in fact, she sounds like edward elric.
Buitronthecrazy Because Marisa is a sexy gentleman, badass thief and playboy.
Marisa and Sakuya in particular seem to have masculine voices in fan works
B/C Isabelle is the best Marisa voice
I personally via an allusion to Umineko, want Marina Ino'ue to voice her one day :P
Marisa uses a masculine speech tic sometimes, so that might be why. Namely with "da ze" whenever she says that.
2:04 the Chad china
Patchouli: people think I'm gloom, but I actually love POP music.
senpai got that flow like ~
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
Alice Margatroid
Versus
Patchouli Knowledge
Begin!
A: Wai- Wha- What's this? What's going on here?!
Right next to Kirisame Magic Shop
was that famous, well-known "Purple Beansprout"
In the same space like "A" and "B" [1]
The two are lined friendly in good atmospher
On the other hand, your and my initials are "M" and "A"
Just like the collab we promised would happen
I clasped my rolled-up catalog... It doesn't mean anything, but it ticks me off
A + P: A moment (I'll say it!)
Today's the day (I'll say it!)
Since we're finally here (I'll say it!)
A: Hey you, what's with that tablecloth?
Look at it, it's hanging out a few centimeters.
Come on, can't you even keep to
the regulations at an important event like this??
P: Hmm? Oh, sorry 'bout that. I'll take care next time.
A: What a half-assed answer, I'm not satisfied with that.
What's with that snarly attitude of yours?
Hey you, this is supposed to be a fun event,
you should listen more to
advice from your fellow con-goers.
P: Hey, we applied specifically for this shared space. I don't know what's your problem, but I'd rather you not butt in for no reason.
A: W-what!?
YO!
What's up with your attitude?
P: That's my line, seriously. What's up with yours?
A: Noone asked you
P: Well. I don't care
A+P: A moment (I'll say it!)
Today's the day (I'll say it!)
Since we're finally here (I'll say it!)
Marisa: Sorry 'bout that, I just got back!
Hey, what's up with you two, why are you fighting?
This ain't no simple chit-chat.
A: Hey you, what do you think you're doing?
Going around applying for shared spaces.
M: What? Was I supposed to tell you?
A: I thought I said a while ago that you should pair with me
if you were going to do a collab,
But then you go and pair with this hikikomori's circle.
What's up with that?
M: Uh...that's...
P: You seem to be spouting rather rude comments here and there,
Saying whatever you want, but I'll have you know
I didn't just happen to somehow magically pop up here
Just by reading books and stuff, I was unwillingly caught up in this
Strange circle of events,
Pretty deep, super annoying. This wound is so deep, oh no, scary, scary,
You go around pressuring other circles and causing them trouble,
Do you not even realise it?
M:U, uhh...
A:Hmph~...
What's up with that attitude??
P: That's my line, seriously. What's up with yours?
A: I can't just let that go.
P: I can't take this any more.
All: Hey, I've got something to say to you (I'll say it!)
There's something I just gotta say to you (I'll say it!)
And I'll take this chance to tell you (I'll say it!)
M: Hey, hey, stop that guys!
Fighting is never good!
As fellow magic-genre artists, we must have respect for each other da ze~
We have to accept each other and have more creativity
There isn't much to be gained from hostility.
Heh, I said something awesome!
Say Ho! ...
Say Ho! ...
Oh come on.
P: Quiet.
You might have a good point there, see this book right here?
Well, half of its contents were taken without permission
From my Grimoire. I had just got done reading it.
M:What, seriously?
A: What, you really went and did that?
So that's why people go around saying you steal stuff!
M:I just borrowed it da ze~!
A+P: That's not the point!
Jeez~!
M: Umm
A: Seriously, what's up with that?
P: I know, what's up with her?
A:I can't just let that go.
P:I can't take this anymore.
All: Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!)
Kyou wa kattsuri(Itte yannakya ne!)
Sekkaku dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)
Watashi no kuchi kara itte yannakya! x 3.14
WHO WON ?
WHO NEXT
UR DECIDE
ERB
I don't usually listen to rap. But when I do, I listen to Marisa.
Say HO~!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOU !
patchouli vs Alice
Shiku Nanaya AND THE WINNER IS:MARISAAAAA :D................0_O :WHAT.......
At the silhouetted ending, Eye'm thinking "Patchy, stop dancing before you give yourself a heart attack!
Marisa's voice~
Ah, I'd been looking for this after the other upload I'd saved disappeared. Thanks for putting up the translation. Appreciated. =)
Whoever plays pachy's voice sounds beautiful
もう12年前らしいけどやっと見つけた...
Crazy fact: Alice killed seven people in the past, and all of them were her human friends
Apparently they all used to be thieves, and she only wanted to go back to the time which they had fun.... and the reason why she is friends with Marisa
How can you guys just say shit and claim as fact. All those thing are fan theories
@@ZenizhivGreen I know its just a theory, but the concidences are huge
@@alejandropena2941 no its not, her canon barely resemble this theory, dont call it "crazy facts"
I love how Marisa seem like can't compete with the other two XD
ニコニコに同作者のページに、これの背景だけ版と素材集があるので、気になる人は要チェック
I love how fed up Patchy sounds at 2:15. Surprised this never got over 500k views
...I love that Patchy can Scratch like a pro at the end
This is my childhood.
Why the hell does Alice get on Patchouli’s case over her tablecloth even though she’s got an actual legitimate complaint that she could easily explain
>I get to know exactly that video in 360p
>I get the song stuck in my head for a week
>You suddenly properly upscale it to 1080p
You are a God.
Good old times. Missed these touhou videos
What on earth is sanae doing to suwako's hat
+Froakie Lover Following after her Great x100 Grandmother's footsteps, and becoming a Lunatic Goddess placing fertility curses on everybody!!
In the backround i think its not sanae i guess its koishi
@@aryowidagdo6641 what?
@@aryowidagdo6641 It IS Sanae wdym???
Anyone knows where to find a gif of that?
2:46
Patchouli tired of reading books, so she started DJ'ing
You've got to pick up every stitch.
Oh no,
Must be the season of the WIITTTCHH!!!!
まじどう探しても出んかったのに、おすすめに出てきて歓喜
I am stuck on a touhou bender and this video is fueling it. Why did I only discover it now?
We makin' it out of the Gensokyo with this one
I like how the background is just like a fever dream
Pogs for actually upgrading the video
a few months ago i used to watch this while on the bus to school
0:30とかの動きの中毒性凄い
Alice and Marisa are one of my favorite characters, and this is a solid 10/10, maybe even more.
I love how when you're searching for this, it shows up as 'Alice's Unbelievable Ass.'
スカーレット警察のPV描いている人と同じっぽいな…
あとパチェが絶対同じ
2:45 THIS IS SENDING MEEEEEE LMFAOOOO
0:58 Alice, honey, you are the one with the attitude...
PLS I WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS BACK IN 2017 OMG
im still obsessed after 6 years
Awesome! Let's see how many we can get!
The good old times 🤩
I'm adding this to my gym playlist
FINALLY, A RAPPER WHO DOESNT MUMBLE 🔥
ive had enough for today, patchouli and alice rap battleing and alice being a magical karen
this is art
Ah yes 2010 a nostalgic year and is the Frist time I watched TH-cam
In 2010 anyone born 1994 - 2004 Can Watch TH-cam without seeing cringe like in 2017 - 2021
Music in this video
Song: 紫雨UNITED まさかのアリス突撃編
Artist: IOSYS
Album: 東方銀晶天獄
Licensed to TH-cam by: IOSYS (on behalf of IOSYS), and 1 Music Rights Societies
GOT DAMN alice and patchy do b spittin some bars and moves
lyrics (romaji)
Cho…Ha⁉︎Naniyo kore?Dounatten noyo⁉︎
Kirisame mahouten no sugu tonarini murasakimoyashi no na de onajimi
Supeisu(Space) wa onaji no A to B
futatsu nakayoku narande iifuinki
Kataya inisyaru(initial) tottara M to A
chikai mirai korabo chikau kankei
Katarogu(catalog) marume nigirishime
Nante koto nai kedo kini nachatte!
Chotto hitokoto itte yannakyane
Kyou wa kattsuri itte yannakyane
Sekkaku dakara itte yannakyane
Chotto anta nanka sono te-buru kurosu(table cloth)
Bimyou ni hamidashita suu senchime-toru(centimeter)
Kimatteru ibento(event) no tenji supeisu(space)
Chanto mamoranaito yokunakunaidesu?
Nn…?…Haa…Korewa shitsurei kiwotsuke ma〜su
Nanka jimi na hannou shakuzen to shinai furou(flow) ni shouka furyou
Chotto anta sono buzen to shita taido tanoshii ibento(event) sugosu tame otagai
Onaji sankasha mesen no adobaisu(advice) mouchotto sonohen daijini sarenasai
Ano〜Watashitachi konai gattai moushikomi nande souiuno wa chanto hanashi tsuiterundesu
Nanno tsumori ka wakannaindesu kedo anmari tekitou na koto iwanai de moraeru kashira
…Na…nandesutte…!
Yo
Chotto dounano souiuno
Kocchi no serifu dounano souiuno
Yea
Watashi sore mada kiite nai no
Watashi sonna no zenzen kyoumi nai no
Chotto hitokoto itte yannakyane
Kyou wa kattsuri itte yannakyane
Sekkaku dakara itte yannakyane
Iya〜warui warui ima modotta ze☆
…tte Nani kono kuuki momegoto no fuinki nanka idobatakaigi ga michi no ryouiki
Chotto anta nani yattennoyo! Gattai de moushikomu nante kiite nai wa yo!
E⁉︎ Nanisose iwanaito mazukatta kanji?
korabo surunara maeno sa-kuru(circle) totte nanka kanari maeni yuuteharuyotte
Nande itsunomanika sokono masani hikikomorukotte teino sa-kuru(circle) to issyo ni yatteru no?
Hijou ni ikan na koto wo areyakoreya narabetatete aadakouda ossyatte iru moyou desuga watashi koko ni betsu ni toku ni omo ni nanimo sezu ni hon wo yomi ni furatto kitete zitsu ni muri ni monku tare ni henna fuu ni karan de kanari fukai maji ni uzai kizu wa fukai yabai kowai kowai sonna fuu ni puresu(press) gimi ni hito no sa-kuru(circle) ni meiwaku wo kake ni kitete jikaku wa nai no desuka?
A…Ah…
Umm…
Chotto dounano souiuno
Kocchi no serifu dounano souiuno
Yea
Watashi sore kikizute nannai no
Iya watashi mou damatte rannai no
Chotto hitokoto itte yannakyane
Kyou wa tokoton itte yannakyane
Konosai dakara itte yannakyane
Oi oi yameyou ze kenka yoku nai yo maji saitei mahou janru(genre) doushi risupekuto(respect) daiji da ze☆
Mitomeai de kurieityibu(creative) no kanji taiken tekitai shitatte iikoto wa amari nai ze☆
Ho〜ra iikoto itta
Say Hooo
Say Hooo
…Yareyo…
Damatte kiitereba anata mottomorashii koto wo itta youde soko ni aru sono kopi(copy)-shi no naiyou no hanbun wa watashi no hurimowa-ru(grimoire) kara no mudan tensai desyo? sakki yonda keredo
E…? Bareta no ka?
Nani sore anta sonna koto yattenno? dakara pakuri spa-ku(spark) tte iwarenno wakannai no?
Ore wa chotto karita dake da ze ?
DA KA RA souiu koto ja nai tte ittenno!
Mo〜u!
Chotto dounano souiuno
Kanari doukan dounano souiuno
Nee?
Watashi sore kikizute nannai no
Iya watashi mou damatte rannai no
Chotto hitokoto itte yannakyane
Kyou wa kattsuri itte yannakyane
Sekkaku dakara itte yannakyane
Watashi no kuchi kara itte yannakya
Chotto hitokoto itte yannakyane
Kyou wa tokoton itte yannakyane
Konosai dakara itte yannakyane
Watashi no kuchi kara itte yannakya
-End
I can't stop listening to this XD
If Eminem is truly rap God then they must be a Goddesses of Gods. Change my mind.
2:07 patchouli got them damn MOVES
2:11 patchy spin
I'm going to get in my truck, plug my iPod in, roll down the windows, & blast this song while just cruising, in Detriot.
Did you actually do it?
Best video on TH-cam!!! Nothing more to be said.....
謎の中毒性
@IbukiSuika1
Your amazing for translating it all. They talk so fast, it must have been a pain.
I like the comedy of how it deserve 😭
estos videos tienen años pero siguen siendo divertidos XD
lol i love alice's rap
@enginowich Alice and Marisa were doing a collaboration of a Magic Book for a convention (a reference to the Japanese comic convention COMIKET) Alice is jealous that Marisa invited Patchouli to sit at their booth with them and the two get into a fight. When Marisa tries to calm them down, Patchouli then says that Marisa ripped off stuff from her own magic book (plagiarism lol) and Alice gets angry at Marisa for stealing someone else's work.
Literal translation is literal. Excellent timing, I must say.
The In the Groove stepfile for this is rad as fuck.