That Time Dr Phil Talked to an Actual Cyborg

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  • @BigJoel
    @BigJoel  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    Hey there! Sorry I didn't put out any "real content" this month. I have actual videos coming out, I am not done making actual video essays lol. Anyhow, hope you had some fun with me being dumb for a month.

    • @Toastishott
      @Toastishott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More cartoon vids plz. (I'm a patron so you have to do what I say)

    • @privateemail9755
      @privateemail9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when people say AI is gonna take over LOL as if corporations aren't already considered people and ironically though they're legally trans, and yet they try to take away human rights to be trans. When people fear computers, it's already too late bud, humans are already the bottom of the pyramid.

    • @tinnagigja3723
      @tinnagigja3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey, I may be paranoid, but if that is an actual view from your actual window, you might want to pull the curtains. Based on what I've heard from other creators, someone finding your address based on a detail like that is a distinct possibility, and I don't want you to receive any harassment or stalking or something :)

    • @mary-janebrewington8503
      @mary-janebrewington8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would you go on Dr. Phil's show if he wanted to confront you on your videos about him? I think you could do to Dr. Phil what Jon Stewart did to Tucker Carlson on Hardball.

    • @colt6320
      @colt6320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@privateemail9755 lol shut the fuck up bot

  • @generalmukmuk
    @generalmukmuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    +are you winning son?
    -mother, you are disturbing our operations

  • @vivilehman9722
    @vivilehman9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4594

    dude if he cut those bottles in half it'd be TEN THOUSAND years to biodegrade, that's so fucked up

    • @sinisterbunny7505
      @sinisterbunny7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      But wait... Wouldn’t biodegradation naturally reduce the bottles into smaller component parts, further increasing the necessary timescale? Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Phil just proved the existence of supertasks! Somebody call the Nobel committee.

    • @TheFirstLaughingFool
      @TheFirstLaughingFool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@sinisterbunny7505 Zeno's Landfill!

    • @sinisterbunny7505
      @sinisterbunny7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TheFirstLaughingFool Wish I could’ve liked it twice. :)

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@TheFirstLaughingFool I'm dying

    • @whoisheiforgothisname2103
      @whoisheiforgothisname2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Damn i didn't know per bottle takes a 1,000 YEARS to biodegrade, funny how that works

  • @aaronleague3818
    @aaronleague3818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3658

    Dr. Phil buying milk like, "These expire in a week, so if I buy 12, I should still have milk in three months."

    • @hobodawg9364
      @hobodawg9364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      this checks out

    • @bibliophilecb
      @bibliophilecb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      This man truly has big brain energy

    • @jonahdunch4056
      @jonahdunch4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO

    • @Raya-xw5ud
      @Raya-xw5ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Right! I was like wait what, that is not how math works my guy. lmao

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He said “collective” which makes adding the numbers together not a fuck up. That said counting them collectively is still kind of a pointless thing to do in that situation.

  • @AximVidya
    @AximVidya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

    I'm loving Phils logic of "if 1 water bottle takes 1000 years to biodegrade, 5 water bottles will take 5000 years"
    Truly an intellectual titan of our age.

    • @bnashee
      @bnashee ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Its like he thinks the water bottles take turns

    • @royallebanini9375
      @royallebanini9375 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bnashee😭😭😭

    • @NotoriousGarbagePerson
      @NotoriousGarbagePerson ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "no! it dosent work if you light all the torches at the same time!"

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Nonono he’s got it all wrong, it takes 200 years for them to degrade because all five of them work together to make the degreadation go faster, thus splitting the work and making it go five times faster

    • @kaderobb9489
      @kaderobb9489 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NotoriousGarbagePerson the exact same logic haha

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema
    @PrimmsHoodCinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3864

    Dr. Phil's show is a roast session disguised as a therapy session lol.
    The only positive thing you can get from it is _internet clout_

    • @justinthegeek8297
      @justinthegeek8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Orin is a chill dude and all, he a black all star.

    • @koa5738
      @koa5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      internet clout not even a good thing u-u. Cyborg just want to chill.

    • @DrillEntertainmentNetwork
      @DrillEntertainmentNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ayy PCH

    • @jeremyfox6784
      @jeremyfox6784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In other words, it's a lot like life coaching

    • @elenablancoesquivel5201
      @elenablancoesquivel5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and a BOMB music career

  • @lewie4064
    @lewie4064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5814

    Isn’t dr phil delusional, because he believes he’s a good therapist?

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      owch! that's a zinger.

    • @ChristianCTaken
      @ChristianCTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Because he believes he's a --good-- therapist*

    • @happystick3804
      @happystick3804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @BasileosHerodou
      @BasileosHerodou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      He's not even a qualified one

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Let's be reasonable here. He's not delusional because he believes he's a good therapist.
      He's delusional because he thinks he's still a doctor.

  • @krosspit
    @krosspit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    some real "twins take 18 months to birth" energy from that water bottle bit

    • @blkmagi
      @blkmagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😭😭😭

    • @duckmouse-ts5yx
      @duckmouse-ts5yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOLLL

    • @ayeshastaging103
      @ayeshastaging103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I just realized why don't twins take longer

    • @krosspit
      @krosspit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@ayeshastaging103 because they develop at the same time. Not one after the other. 😂

    • @ayeshastaging103
      @ayeshastaging103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@krosspit I'm so sorry I'm really dumb

  • @felix_a_fiend
    @felix_a_fiend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5189

    This cyborg guy seemed pretty chill. I love that their mom was like, “yeah, follow your dreams or whatever, but like you can’t rap for shit.” The chill ness runs in the family.

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +682

      I love you son but your music is terrible

    • @emmettbattle5728
      @emmettbattle5728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      i like their channel

    • @felix_a_fiend
      @felix_a_fiend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@emmettbattle5728 you reminded me to use their proper pronouns, thx

    • @crystalleyvonne818
      @crystalleyvonne818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I think it was more of a “Don’t limit yourself to just rap, you can make great art in various genres” statement. Either way it was chill indeed

    • @sabrinat6838
      @sabrinat6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur pfp is lovely

  • @seebadd2968
    @seebadd2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Dr. Phil: Plays a therapist on TV.
    Also Dr. Phil: Doesn't understand when another person is playing a character.
    Ok doc.

    • @benedekhorvath7191
      @benedekhorvath7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Jumbo Jango That would just be two Dr. Phils tring to convince eachother that they are the one who host the show and not the one who is being interviewed
      Not a bad idea, though

    • @stapler942
      @stapler942 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@benedekhorvath7191 I would love to see this show. Maybe just as a sketch by someone else though, I dunno if Phil is clever enough to pull it off.

  • @hopsonkim4952
    @hopsonkim4952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    That’s why I don’t carpool to work: when I drive by myself it takes a half hour, but with 4 of us in the car it takes 2 hours to get there.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Weird. Are you perhaps driving backwards? With four of you sharing the journey it should take only 7.5 minutes

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@alisaurus4224 Actually that's a good point. Do you add up or do you multiply the fractions?

    • @hi-i-am-atan
      @hi-i-am-atan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JRexRegis dot product

  • @citrinestone
    @citrinestone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    "Do you know how long it takes for a plastic water bottle to biodegrade"
    "Educate us."
    IDK why but that cracked me up. Like ok legend, maybe cyborgs don't have to know everything

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I think he just wanted Phil to say it as a way to say "look, can you see how bad they are".

    • @t.w.7057
      @t.w.7057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It’s a damn good attitude to have too x)

    • @vba2469
      @vba2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      yes, that was excellent, very well played of them !

    • @timgeurts
      @timgeurts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As if he could just look it up in his internal internet thingy, but realized he is in conversation with a human and humans teach each other things, so he didn't go for the look-up option.

    • @breadtubediet1524
      @breadtubediet1524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      His reply forced Dr. Phil to be the one saying that plastic bottles are bad for the environment, which makes the message more impactful to Dr. Phil's audience. He also demonstrates his capacity as a role model by his willingness to admit when he doesn't know something.
      As he says later: "we are pursuing out goals"

  • @kirabourque3577
    @kirabourque3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3639

    I may dislike hearing Phil's voice, but being on his show and having him seriously believe you're delusional AND admitting to his conservative audience inevitable climate disaster as part of your performance art is seriously a dream

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      OMG YES

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😚👌 chef's kiss

    • @hola542
      @hola542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I don't think he seriously believes it, he's just assuming the role for television content
      Edit: i'm not defending him, to be clear

    • @kirabourque3577
      @kirabourque3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@hola542 I agree that that's totally possible; he's not exactly genuine

    • @wadecarefully
      @wadecarefully 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@hola542 either way, he advocated FOR climate change to a mostly conservative audience. That kind of airtime is hard to buy, and for it to be from someone that audience presumably trusts? Damn

  • @capefeather
    @capefeather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    "We should improve society somewhat."
    Dr. Phil: Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I do not want Phil to participate in society.

    • @sinisterbunny7505
      @sinisterbunny7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mr. Phil: I’d love to have you over for a dinner party. I’ll show you my collection of historical firearms.
      Anyone: Oh, you’re a gun enthusiast? Right on, I guess, as long as you’re responsible. So, during cocktails then? One of the interesting things about tonight will be a pre-dinner exhibition in a converted abbatoir that now functions as a small museum? Not my thing generally, but that could be pretty cool.
      Mr. Phil: Ha! No. My dining room is also an armory, of course. Why would you expect otherwise? By the way, sorry about this, but you’re now on an ATF watchlist for having spoken to me.

    • @sadpee7710
      @sadpee7710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my thoughts exactly

    • @qwellen7521
      @qwellen7521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheDanishGuyReviews doctor Phil should be removed from society.

    • @scotbush4338
      @scotbush4338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, I had no idea "I'm a cyborg sent from the future to prevent catastrophic climate change" could be paraphrased to "we should improve society somewhat", that's amazing. I surely hope you NEVER paraphrase anything I ever say

  • @Mi.i.i
    @Mi.i.i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    They literally interviewed Neil Degrasse Tyson. I'd call that healthy functioning and a pretty successful pursuit of goals.

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wait when? I’d love to see this interview

    • @lionelheisler4887
      @lionelheisler4887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doubleoof7907 th-cam.com/video/ImdmYU6ykCo/w-d-xo.html
      I think this is the interview they were mentioning :)

    • @_Mercival_
      @_Mercival_ ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They did also interview Dr. Phil while Phil thought he was interviewing them.
      For whatever that's worth.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots ปีที่แล้ว

      An interview?

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      nah he's a lame

  • @VultureClone
    @VultureClone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Guy: "Me believing I'm a cyborg has no negative impact on my life at all."
    Phil: "I have to make out like it does because my whole show has devolved into mocking people who are not exactly like me and my audience."

    • @sabersin5368-c2c
      @sabersin5368-c2c 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but you’d sure as hell break down if you were forced to accept that you’re still a human.

    • @queenofvermin
      @queenofvermin ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@sabersin5368-c2cguh?

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​​​@@sabersin5368-c2chow do you force ANYONE to accept anyone believing anything.
      If one thing those right wing conservative snowflake triggered 1950s roleplaying fools has taught the world is that you can believe anything you want, regardless of the science and facts.
      Or do you consider hermaphrodites just pretending they are not binary. Do you consider that a human with XXY chromosomes is faking it, along with all the medical malaise that comes with it, just for attention.
      The only way you can force anyone to believe anything is to pretty much keep the ole playbook of organized religion going and make someone submit to thinking they are a human, or burn them at the stake..

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​​@@queenofverminDon't mind him. The guy's head would probably explode when confronted with the fact that just because a tiny minority of people want to believe they are a cyborg or Furries or whatever, that the sun still rises and it also appears that it's not the LGBT community bringing about the end of the world, it's once again, surprise surprise, 2 groups of people fighting over which branch of Sky Daddy has the right to infringe on the existence of the other branches...isn't it funny, you do t see bisexuals declaring jihad on the leabians.
      Wherever there is human misery, you always find a straight man inflicting pain because he disagrees with how another group express their love. Whether it's spiritually, sexually, socially.

  • @courtney1329
    @courtney1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3569

    Dr. Phil: Destroying performance art with facts and logic

    • @maggiedk
      @maggiedk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This needs more likes lmao

    • @zachmiller9175
      @zachmiller9175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      More like destroying the standard for facts and logic with cherry picked facts and logical fallacies.

    • @jellysecret
      @jellysecret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      that isnt a real robot!! thats a man with silver body paint!! im very smart!!

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's all about race, trust me.

    • @serioussaitama4071
      @serioussaitama4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love the ridiculousness of it all. He’s so obviously just a performer. Phil is a joke.

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    Orin‘s mom looks like she came there under false pretences and is feeling increasingly weird about the whole thing.

    • @Jaspertine
      @Jaspertine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      "Dr Phil, could you please help my son achieve a better balance between his art/activism and his professional life?"
      "I'm gonna prove your son isn't really robot!"
      "yyyyyeah, I think you might be missing the point a bit."

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yeah, that’s a recurring theme with “Dr.” Phil McGraw’s show.

    • @PersephoneDarling28
      @PersephoneDarling28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I feel like she's in on her son's act and is playing a part too at least for the Phil

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@PersephoneDarling28 Most likely. That video of her being upset at her son is most likely staged for his persona.

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i mean if youve seen the whole big joels whole dr phil saga you would know thats not the first time its happened so i wouldnt be surprised...

  • @dogteeff
    @dogteeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Imagine trying to invalidate a prediction of the future by saying that it’s reasonable and scientists agree 😵

    • @billygoatguy3960
      @billygoatguy3960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It seems like his point was more to make Orin feel lesser. Phil's logic has less to do with an actual argument than it has making people feel as if they are wrong for feeling good for their identity, or to feel unique. His signature technique is to make people think about how they're wrong because the person isn't unique. They should know their place and listen to their parents, and confirm rather than embrace their individuality. He tries to be a counselor when he's a failure as a doctor.

    • @DeliciousBooger
      @DeliciousBooger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's like Joel said, just make generic predictions that are inevitably going to happen. I will die someday. Can't say I don't know the future. Gottem

    • @SovietReunionYT
      @SovietReunionYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billygoatguy3960 He isnt even a doctor to begin with.

    • @AlphaCentCom
      @AlphaCentCom 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's commenting on the fact the "prediction" isn't novel, it's something everyone who doesn't deny basic science already knows, so saying it doesn't prove anything. Knowing lottery numbers or where the next planes will crash aren't sometime you can predict before hand.

  • @chinopivots
    @chinopivots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    The fact that Oren kept character in the face of such logical fallacies is astounding. They're truly a professional at their performance

  • @harrisonfackrell
    @harrisonfackrell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "We are pursuing our goals."
    The absolute _power_ of those five words.

  • @kavo1460
    @kavo1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3459

    1 Water bottle = 1‘000 years
    „Dr.“ Phil: You‘ve collected 5‘000 years... of plastic that has to biodegrade.
    no... it‘s still only 1‘000 years???

    • @malinicorrea9379
      @malinicorrea9379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      omg that's a good point LOL

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I was looking for this. Was going to say it if I hadn't found your comment. LOL

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I literally said that out loud to myself when he said that lol

    • @squishylobster111
      @squishylobster111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think he actually said "you have a collective 5,000 years of plastic"

    • @robmckennie4203
      @robmckennie4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's not as if every piece of plastic has an internal stopwatch, and the moment it hits 1000 years the plastic disappears. I expect it's more of a halflife type situation, and 1000 years is just a nominal figure. That is to say, it's pretty reasonable that twice as much plastic would take twice as long to break down.

  • @sosolis2123
    @sosolis2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    Oren is such a good improv actor. I got chills when they said "educate us."

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      what a chad

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I actually love him so much

    • @samdaley8484
      @samdaley8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Also that's legitimately a good reply?? I mean, he was acknowledging that he did not know something and accepting that he should be educated about it without making a big fuss or pretending he knew what he didn't.

    • @GamerLeFay
      @GamerLeFay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@samdaley8484 It also forced Dr. Phil to be the one telling his audience about how bad plastic water bottles are. This whole thing was about getting Dr. Phil to admit to his audience about how bad climate change was.

    • @whoisheiforgothisname2103
      @whoisheiforgothisname2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He actually looks like a cyborg, the dude should consider acting because god damn.

  • @issa3789
    @issa3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    “The problems you say that are going on in the future are already happening right now!” Yeah it’s almost as if that’s the point of Orrin’s act

    • @tracyh5751
      @tracyh5751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Orrin got one of the nation's most conservative talk show hosts to argue in favor of climate science. Big acting W.

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      A self-aware wolf.

    • @purplespectre
      @purplespectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Their plan was ingenious.

    • @issa3789
      @issa3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@tracyh5751 I genuinely did not even think about it that way. “Your act that’s meant to prove climate change is stupid because climate change is real. Checkmate liberal 😎”. This entire situation is just amazing

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pointing out that their claims about the future are already famous and accepted predictions of the future just means that our predictions are good and that what is likely to happen happens. Phil is such a brainlet I can't believe he actually has a show on TV that's supposed to highlight how smart he is.
      I understand that he is actually trying to show that you don't need to be from the future to think that will happen in the future, since we already believe it is going to happen, but it is not like asking for predictions makes any sense to begin with.
      Either he would predict something that won't happen until 2050 or at least too far into the future to actually be a good way to check if he is from the future until way past his relevancy, or it has to be big enough to be noteworthy that far into the future, which most likely can be predicted today by someone studying the subject.

  • @Dragontamer179
    @Dragontamer179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Orrin was so good at leaving his emotions out of the conversation with Phil, that when Orrin owned him, Phil couldn’t just flip out on him like he did to Bailey before kicking her off

  • @thewhitefalcon8539
    @thewhitefalcon8539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    FYI: a cyborg could still drink water since they consist of both mechanical and biological parts. A cyborg isn't the same as an android

    • @EireProductions
      @EireProductions ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And, even fully-fledged machines can be water-cooled.

  • @NixieEppler
    @NixieEppler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    I remember the first time I saw this and the line “Mother! You are disturbing our operations!” Gets me every fucking time.

    • @PersephoneDarling28
      @PersephoneDarling28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The sheer ability of his mom to not just start laughing is amazing

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ‘We are receiving programming!’ 🤣 Legend!!

  • @enginerdy
    @enginerdy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3352

    This is fantastically brilliant, Oren got Phil to talk about the inevitability of climate change and the importance of environmentalism on national TV.
    “We are pursuing our goals”

    • @chasm6091
      @chasm6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      This is a great point. They used Dr Phil's platform to reach a broader, more conservative audience, and got Phil himself to argue against climate denial. Not bad for a "delusional" artist.

    • @fortunatecookie
      @fortunatecookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Dude out here *achieving* their goals

    • @resir9807
      @resir9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      What an unironically amazing comment, the quote at the end is such a nice touch. This is a weird compliment, but you are a famtastic commenter

    • @VinceWhitacre
      @VinceWhitacre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Agreed, this is wonderful. I would imagine the percentage of Dr. Phil viewers who are climate denialists is higher than that in the general population; and I also assume (I'm not a pollster here, I could be wrong) his audience trusts his authority more than most viewers.
      This legit could have changed people's minds. "I'm going to take care of the environment, unlike this guy who thinks he's a transformer." Way to go, Orrin. We are lucky you came back to visit us.

    • @purplespectre
      @purplespectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is ingenious!

  • @dbzfan667
    @dbzfan667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    Dr phil is acting like the cyborg wouldn't recycle the water bottles, like he's just throwing them directly into the ocean

    • @hiddeluchtenbelt6440
      @hiddeluchtenbelt6440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      not to speak of adding the biodegradation periods up (5000 years), as if the bottles take turn dissolving

    • @dbzfan667
      @dbzfan667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@hiddeluchtenbelt6440 daddy phil's math makes sense haha

    • @hiddeluchtenbelt6440
      @hiddeluchtenbelt6440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@dbzfan667 literally the logic of those hippies lighting torches in the Avatar episode about the secret tunnel - if you know the reference

    • @sofia.eris.bauhaus
      @sofia.eris.bauhaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      serious question: what exactly are usanians doing when they say they "recycle" things? don't they just mean they throw their plastic trash in the plastic bin? are they doing some fine-grained separating of resources?
      it's just an oddly active word to use. it sounds like they are actively reintroducing the resources back into the industry. but from what i gathered it's just basic trash separation.

    • @autumnox2174
      @autumnox2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sofia.eris.bauhaus It's a step in reintroducing resources back into the industry, yes,. There are different trucks for picking up recycling and non-recycling, sometimes different compartments, it varies. ('Garbage day' vs 'Recycling day') There are also specific recycling centers for you to drop off plastics yourself. It's supposed to go to a recycling plant to be reused.

  • @rusted_ursa
    @rusted_ursa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I'm not one to stan, but if I was, I'd stan a beautiful, environmentally conscious cyborg who calmly slew the P.T. Barnum of mental disorders in the heart of his own lair.

    • @HadalStreetlights
      @HadalStreetlights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      seriously. i thought Boomer destroyed Phil holy crap.
      Phil is basically just a bully, but watching him get stone cold backhanded into the sun effortlessly by our cyborg saviors was transcendent.

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@HadalStreetlightsI love this comment so much lol

    • @bonghitsandheavyriffs
      @bonghitsandheavyriffs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this comment is so underrated omg 😂😂

  • @xenosbreed
    @xenosbreed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    That comment Oren makes about 'Isn't everyone delusional' slaps so hard to me. Life has not intrinsic meaning, and being frequently existentially nihilistic I rarely find meaning in anything, and yet billions of people get up everyday and do things that mean something to them. We believe that the things we do mean something, for whatever arbitrary reason we decided to do them. Like making a TH-cam comment for example
    SideNote: Nebula is worth getting. I signed up just for Big Joel and Lindsey Ellis content and that on its own was worth it

    • @BeepSmile
      @BeepSmile ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ugh. Fineeee.
      I'll join Nebula. It wasn't *all* you, it mainly was the sequence of Big Joel vids telling me to and a night of no sleep, but your 'Join Nebula' advocacy after that lovely and uplifting paragraph of what I'll descriptively call 'positive nihilism' is what tipped me over the edge on that decision.
      [I'm not actually annoyed, I'm just pretending to be for the sake of being silly. I hope in the past year since you posted the comment I'm responding to that you have found and created joy in-between the bullshit parts of life].

  • @stahu_mishima
    @stahu_mishima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Dr.Phil be like: *going to the theater in order to convince actor that they're not in fact Macbet but are just acting*

    • @morinomajou
      @morinomajou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      DM: Okay, everyone, if you’d like to go around the table and introduce your characters.
      Player: Okay. My name is Titania, I’m a half-elven druid-
      Phil, bursting through the wall, leaving an improbably well-defined man-who-is-not-a-doctor-shaped hole: NO YOU’RE NOT

    • @stahu_mishima
      @stahu_mishima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@morinomajou EXACTLY

    • @cabudagavin3896
      @cabudagavin3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mori, you genus

    • @stahu_mishima
      @stahu_mishima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thotslayer9914 it's complicated but yeah I am Polish

  • @islandofideals6571
    @islandofideals6571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    This is the afro-futurism I've been craving

    • @sinisterbunny7505
      @sinisterbunny7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      In the year 3030, everybody wants to tell you the meaning of music. :)

    • @crunchii891
      @crunchii891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yesss

    • @Danislashed
      @Danislashed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love this comment.

    • @paultapping9510
      @paultapping9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sinisterbunny7505 in the year 3030 *everybody* wants to be a DJ

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog ปีที่แล้ว

      Take that, Black Panther!

  • @elliemox3592
    @elliemox3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    You know, Orin is pretty spot on about everyone somewhat having a delusion of being secretly overly talented in some way and still going on about their life. For example, Dr. Phil is clearly operating under the delusion he's an actual doctor of any concievable worth, I think I'm capable of writing witty comments and yet we both seem to going about our days unhindered.

    • @Jaspertine
      @Jaspertine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It sort of comes down to how you define delusion, so the answer is "yes, but sort of."
      People are remarkably bad at self-evaluation. We overestimate ourselves in some areas, and dramatically underestimate ourselves in others.

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That kinda reminds me of the Dunnin-Kruger complex or something

    • @EpicMathTime
      @EpicMathTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @burtgrabmore2972
      @burtgrabmore2972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And it's harmful to his victims, I mean patients.

    • @sinisterbunny7505
      @sinisterbunny7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@burtgrabmore2972 No, you most definitely meant victims. Mr. Phil hasn’t had a patient for at least a decade and probably closer to two.

  • @Forestfreud
    @Forestfreud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "this expectation for activists to be perfect does nothing for any cause" jordan peterson has entered the chat

    • @fluffynator6222
      @fluffynator6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Better clean your room, kiddo.

    • @allyli1718
      @allyli1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s what I noticed, too, when I read his book! Isn’t that sheep thinking, to believe in something solely for other people and not on the merit of the ideas themselves???

    • @takke9830
      @takke9830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It‘s a manipulative distraction tactic to assert moral superiority. Once people become activists for some cause ppl are desperate to find even the tiniest flaws in the person just so they can assert moral dominance. I belive that this is mostly the case cause ppl feel threatened by activists because it makes them evaluate if they are a worse person for not doing the same and this in tern makes them become defensive and aggressive desperate to drag others down to their level because they can‘t stand accepting that they may not be perfect in every way.

  • @Mikey-jv5fv
    @Mikey-jv5fv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    My favorite part is definitely where it’s clearly established that Orrin’s “delusions “ are well within what’s “normal” according to Phil and then immediately Phil’s like “okay but YOU definitely have a disorder tho maybe work on that” like??? It’s so funny but also sad in that if Orrin were legitimately sick or delusional this would be such a shit therapy session. But ig every Dr Phil episode is a shit therapy session so it’s very on brand in that way

  • @DustyMusician
    @DustyMusician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3046

    Side note: Orrin is very handsome.

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    My brother-in-law is a cyborg. He was born with a faulty heart valve and had a mechanical replacement put in, which is fine, but he also had an aortal embolism repaired, which required actually stopping his heart, leaving him dead on the table for a couple of minutes while they grafted the damage. Died, came back to life, part machine: cyborg.

    • @warwatcher91
      @warwatcher91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That's metal.

    • @jaybee27D
      @jaybee27D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      If you think about it, as soon as humans started wearing glasses we’ve been functionally cyborgs. The line between man and machine is incredibly blurry

    • @deeplysuperficial1637
      @deeplysuperficial1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@jaybee27D I'd argue glasses are merely a tool and that you'd have to make the glasses apart of the body to consider it a cyborg

    • @sarahgent2674
      @sarahgent2674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@deeplysuperficial1637 genuine question, not a gotcha: do contact lenses count in this case? Also more generally what do you think "part of the body" means, either way

    • @deeplysuperficial1637
      @deeplysuperficial1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@sarahgent2674 I don't but this is really subjective. I think a part of the body has to be built into the rest of the body, such as prosthetic limb.

  • @TaraMooknee
    @TaraMooknee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3247

    About that water bottle bit: I thought it was going in a totally different direction 😂

    • @gisellelikesrice
      @gisellelikesrice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hii tara

    • @theyoutubeanalyst3731
      @theyoutubeanalyst3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +714

      What direction? I thought he was trying to make the case of "why do you need to drink water if you are a cyborg?"

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@theyoutubeanalyst3731 same

    • @JeremyPickett
      @JeremyPickett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +619

      Did you notice that Phil added up all the degradation timespans into one number? I.e. they all last a thousand years, so five last five thousand years? Even a Cow wouldn't get that wrong 🐄

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It was already arguing in my head he could claim to be breaking it down into hydrogen and oxygen!

  • @michaelhaydenbell
    @michaelhaydenbell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dr. Phil seriously does not get enough flack for how deeply, insultingly vapid and fraudulent his little "therapist" occupation is, even if he did have a real doctorate.

  • @hullinstruments
    @hullinstruments 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I wish we could clone Dr. Phil and let him have an argument with himself. That’s pretty much the only justice I could see for this situation and all of the damage he’s done lots of folks.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just make sure neither knows the other is a Phil.

    • @Kiwi-fl8te
      @Kiwi-fl8te ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phil gets cloned and each Phil tries to convince the other Phil that they aren't the original true Phil.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My pal suggested we pull a Phil from another universe to do this

  • @IIITrunks
    @IIITrunks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I love the idea of Dr.Phil doing the "you critique capitalism from your iphone" argument but also hes doing this to prove that they cant be a cyborg from the future.

  • @HoJoXo
    @HoJoXo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Dr. Phil ACCIDENTALLY brings up an interesting point: Even cyborgs from the future find it difficult to not contribute to the problem of climate change. That speaks to the system we live in, that sometimes there aren't options except to be a part of a the problem. If our society doesn't care to fix those problems.....that's why we're facing down the nightmare scenario that is our near future.

    • @theentirepopulationofaustr6046
      @theentirepopulationofaustr6046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is a great point.

    • @lukao.3969
      @lukao.3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not really, since it's super easy to just not buy plastic water bottles.

    • @scarythepirate3601
      @scarythepirate3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lukao.3969 Kinda depends on your living situation. My last apartment I lived in had fairly nasty water that I wouldn’t have given to even my cats. We made do with buying refillable gallon jugs from the grocery store.

    • @HoJoXo
      @HoJoXo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lukao.3969 Congrats on living somewhere that has consistent, clean water. That's not true for everyone. Your privilege is showing.

    • @lukao.3969
      @lukao.3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HoJoXo It's true for the cyborg tho.

  • @fitandhappy42
    @fitandhappy42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Weird that Phil’s definition of delusion is just vague guff about “pursuit of goals” and not something more tangible about harm to yourself or others, particularly the harm to others part, I wonder why Dr Phil would ignore that...so weird.

    • @dannyslemonade976
      @dannyslemonade976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yeah its a very capitalist approach to mental health lol

    • @Jaspertine
      @Jaspertine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      "pursuit of goals" is code for "being productive."

    • @chesedshalom
      @chesedshalom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Because then Dr Phil would have to acknowledge the harm he does to others 😬

    • @hanaaarow7941
      @hanaaarow7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The thing he was describing was just “high” and “low” functioning
      Idk why he used normal and abnormal there it doesn’t even make sense, I guess he just decided to go with the more oppressive sounding language??

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was going “say ‘healthy functioning and pursuit of goals’ one more time, Philip”

  • @jordanspencer2157
    @jordanspencer2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Do you think Dr. Phil would try to convince a mime that they could talk or a magician that they could perform magic? Because he's basically telling an artist that he can't make art.

  • @ImperiaGin
    @ImperiaGin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how they're so calm,collected and they raised their hand. Role model goals

  • @sillysurgeon
    @sillysurgeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    The framing of this video makes it look like a cartoon piano is about to fall on your head

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Noice

    • @autumnox2174
      @autumnox2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damocles' piano

    • @jackkendall6420
      @jackkendall6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ol phil getting his own back for these videos destroying his reputation

    • @JoeNaeem
      @JoeNaeem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean?

  • @ChinoWantan
    @ChinoWantan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    5 bottles of water, 1000 years each.... 5000 years total? That's not how degradation works, it is not sequencial, Phil

    • @enter_eagle
      @enter_eagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      the dirt can only eat one bottle at a time lol

    • @senilerodent
      @senilerodent ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're all in a really long queue

  • @maggiedk
    @maggiedk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Dr. Phil, and the way he treats and exploits others, bothers me on a very personal level. I have PTSD and content from him/associated with him has triggered me on more than one occasion. All this to say, I love hearing Big Joel kindly dissect the ridiculousness of Phil's arguments while standing up for the guests on his show. There's something very comforting about it for me and I definitely don't think of this as "nothing" or "dumb" content. I love it and I appreciate you, Joel/Henry :)

    • @l6318
      @l6318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hope you're doing OK!

    • @katar9090
      @katar9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My dad is very similar to Dr.Phil in the way he tries to argue with you and make you feel bad. Legit mental/emotional trauma. The way this youtuber covers this content also comforts me.

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dr. Phil is in every way an abusive person.
      Henry's gentle determination makes him Dr. Phil's exact polar opposite and the best antidote one could ask for.

  • @coyotedomino
    @coyotedomino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “We are pursuing our goals.”
    holy crap what a good line with such good delivery. we stan

  • @lezlyhernandez4208
    @lezlyhernandez4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    alternative title: D.Phil argues with a cyborg and looses

  • @awesomelyshorticles
    @awesomelyshorticles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    The water bottle point reminds me of the scene in ATLA where the hippie lights all the torches saying they combined give ten hours of light

    • @abby6215
      @abby6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 yep

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol yeah does he think the bottles have to wait for the last one to finish to start biodegrading or whatever u call it

    • @maxpulido4268
      @maxpulido4268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@camille1324 yeah cuz the earth can only degrade 1 at a time

  • @pigeondamigion569
    @pigeondamigion569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    6:25 it is also nonsense just from a "logical" standpoint. The water bottles were made at the same time, their time of degradation doesn't stack just because there are 5 of them.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      _... d-Does Dr. Phil believe a crowd of people is functionally immortal?_

    • @pigeondamigion569
      @pigeondamigion569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 don't think about it too hard, just look at this weirdo who believes hes an android.

    • @philipvipond2669
      @philipvipond2669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well, you see, each bottle is 1000 years, so it's a combined 5000 years. If you want to reduce the pollution, you just need to fuse the bottles together into one super bottle. That's called science.

    • @stefan1024
      @stefan1024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@philipvipond2669 It's like that futurama episode, with that giant ball of garbage :D

    • @1BlessEdYou
      @1BlessEdYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Phil sentenced the bottles to degrade consecutively.

  • @Monica-br8pi
    @Monica-br8pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I hope Orrin watches this. He owned Phil so hard and he deserves to know, it won't be left without recognition.

    • @stella-fu3oc
      @stella-fu3oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i think orrin uses they/them pronouns

    • @scotbush4338
      @scotbush4338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy crap the bar for "owning" someone has gotten incredibly unbelievably low.

  • @mayajade6198
    @mayajade6198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Phil invites a performance artist onto his show and expects not to get absolutely _played._

  • @bethmoore7722
    @bethmoore7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He’s a performer. Good grief. Let him be a performer.

  • @zoeb3573
    @zoeb3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I thought his point about the water bottle would be that cyborgs don't drink.... How is he so bad even at making basic claims.

    • @queengames8421
      @queengames8421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Technically, a Cyborg is only part machine, so it's possible they still could require sustenance for their organic parts. Not that I expect Dr Phil to realize that either...

    • @Estradiol_Gaming
      @Estradiol_Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Also I love how the math works on that. 5 bottles that take 1000 years each ads to 5000 years total

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's pretty easy to think of reasons why a cyborg might need water, like regulating temperature or requiring it for maintenance (which is the same reason we need it).
      I don't know if that'd be more or less embarrassing than the "5000 years" things though.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@queengames8421 Also, coolant.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@helloofthebeach you seem to confuse robot with cyborg.

  • @NotTylerDurden
    @NotTylerDurden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    My man BJ casually maintaining they/them pronouns usage throughout ✨

    • @billygoatguy3960
      @billygoatguy3960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He called Orin a King, partially breaks the rule. Not a big deal but just something I noticed. Orin also used collective pronoun "we", as in his persona is a collective identity that identifies as one being. There needs to be a new pronoun for that alone.

    • @freethegays
      @freethegays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@billygoatguy3960 Most plural people are fine using they/them.

    • @princejellyfish3945
      @princejellyfish3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@freethegays what are “plural people”

    • @freethegays
      @freethegays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@princejellyfish3945 First thing that comes to mind is those with dissociative dissorders like D.I.D.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@billygoatguy3960 They/them can be, and is, used in the singular.

  • @omnibussy
    @omnibussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I just love the idea that this is what happens when you don't explain your art to your family 😂😂

  • @cocok.291
    @cocok.291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Next on dr phil: the silver statue man is not really made of silver
    Also oren is really handsome aaaa

  • @alicekravets8584
    @alicekravets8584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Educate us" - legendary, kingly, epic

  • @Mezelenja
    @Mezelenja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I remember this Dr Phil guest had me cryin with the convos with his mother. Absolute comedic genius.

    • @chloe._.
      @chloe._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      M O T H E R . . .
      Y O U A R E
      D I S T U R B I N G
      O U R O P E R A T I O N S

    • @btarczy5067
      @btarczy5067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wish I had thought if that back in the day! What a guy... Sorry, Cyborg.

  • @fortunatecookie
    @fortunatecookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I have now seen Ouran’s name spelled every conceivable way

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I saw a clip of this ages ago and think the guy and his mum are doing some bit to get his music out there. Made me lol

  • @zekeg6410
    @zekeg6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    person: “I am this.”
    Dr. Phil: “no”

  • @davidking4838
    @davidking4838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Orrin was very respectful to "Dr." Phil, he did not mention the salacious Dr. Phil scandal of 2025 and Dr. Phil's suicide in 2026.

  • @omnibusprimephd7914
    @omnibusprimephd7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Really surprisingly heartwarming to hear you refer to them as "they," and recognizing their identity as they present it ❤

  • @jadesullivan1617
    @jadesullivan1617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Dr Phil isn't even a good therapist why does he still have a tv show

    • @meursault7030
      @meursault7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More people are stupid than smart.
      Success is often dependant on popularity.
      To be successful you more often have to have more appeal to stupid people than smart people.
      Dr Phil.

    • @InverseAgonist
      @InverseAgonist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He isn't even a therapist, he lost his license to practice

    • @raistlinmajere7149
      @raistlinmajere7149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because he affirms people's bias too "abnormal" behavior and makes them feel better. When Pewdiepie made videos about Dr.phil I thought the guy was pretty smart calling out BS of clearly dilusional people/ crazy teens. But in reality I was just watching those videos to make myself feel better.

    • @malinicorrea9379
      @malinicorrea9379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *isn't even a therapist

    • @hobodawg9364
      @hobodawg9364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      95% of his power is due to his alpha level forehead game.

  • @jordan9240
    @jordan9240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ok but orrin knowing they're performing, and (i can only assume) knowing phil will think they're NOT performing, and going on the show anyway is kind of a power move?? good for them!!! good for them.

  • @J23MD64L
    @J23MD64L 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How do you not laugh when you say “I don’t care if their robot body gets dry and they have to wet it with bottled water” 😂

  • @ericrobertbradley6591
    @ericrobertbradley6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Learning. About the future."
    "Man you are the future."

  • @fuliajulia
    @fuliajulia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    How could Dr. Phil have a cyborg on his show and not expect to be the one getting owned by facts and logic???

  • @vonadi5285
    @vonadi5285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I had a thought while watching this that Joel's humor is eerily similar to Jenny Nicholson's and now I can't unsee Joel as a male Jenny

    • @alamunez
      @alamunez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would love to see Henry get equally excited over Porgs. Or a giant stuffed spider. :)

    • @diegosanchez894
      @diegosanchez894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not just their humor, their speaking patterns and rhythm are very similar too

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought I was the only one!

    • @thatlycantomboy
      @thatlycantomboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      dear god, it’s really everything. They both have wide lamb eyes and completely wild stuff in the background that I just have to pretend is normal

    • @vonadi5285
      @vonadi5285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can't wait for the Big Jenny and Joel Nicholson crossover.

  • @stevepittman3770
    @stevepittman3770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:25 I can't tell you when, but you've probably already guessed from where and why--it's straight out of the Jordan Peterson school of 'you shouldn't try to make the world a better place unless you're already perfect', and the why is because the right thinks that pointing out activists' flaws is sufficient to debunk them and their message.

  • @mrwaterplant
    @mrwaterplant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this video is a year old but I wanna say thanks for uploading this to youtube because I actually have a nebula subscription but for some reason THIS VIDEO in particular just doesn't play on nebula's site it straight up just will not load. So thanks!

  • @DeanCalhoun
    @DeanCalhoun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    my man joel really cranking out this phil content, what a g

  • @abit359
    @abit359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I am back once again to hear mr smart man talk about mr smart man things. Thank you mr smart man.

  • @omnibussy
    @omnibussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    oh shit, I need to check them out. this concept and their music is 👌🏾

  • @WasabiKitCat
    @WasabiKitCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The whole water bottle thing was literally the physical embodiment of the "I think we should improve society somewhat" meme. Phil really owned himself there.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You've been absolutely the breath of fresh air I've needed this month, honestly. The less serious content has been the soothing balm my mind has needed with all the genocide that I can't stop, all the oppression that I can't lift and all the hurts I can't heal.
    So like, thank you for putting out some sillier content, it's appreciated.

  • @dew7555
    @dew7555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Good to see famous warheads tuber Big Joel branching out into new forms of content!

  • @omnibussy
    @omnibussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "we've had operations" 🤣🤣

  • @user-eh6th9wj5k
    @user-eh6th9wj5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The band Polyphia used that goat picture with the people sitting around it for one of their releases.

    • @JabariMore
      @JabariMore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man, I love Polyphia

    • @Pedobaerchi
      @Pedobaerchi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a painting from goya :)

    • @chriss780
      @chriss780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats the painting called?

    • @chriss780
      @chriss780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amandak.4246 thank you!

  • @Silvyya
    @Silvyya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    honestly i agree with the mom, orrin should be not making rap because its gonna be popular in 2010s-2020s and fall off but you know that cyberpunk type electronic music and that future riddim and hyperpop might be what he should be producing

  • @Kat_Fillet
    @Kat_Fillet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:40 he added the water bottles biodegrading time together right after he said plastic water bottles take a thousand years to biodegrade. he said after saying there were 5 bottles he said 5000 years but that wouldn't make sense since the time of the water bottles biodegrading wouldn't take more time just because there is more of them. (very off topic i know)

  • @LexYeen
    @LexYeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Stop calling him a doctor! He hasn't been a doctor for years!

    • @davidallen111
      @davidallen111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A doctorate does not expire. It could be revoked, however.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidallen111 He doesn’t have a license to practice therapy in Los Angeles, or, in fact, most states.
      Without that license to practice, Phil McGraw is no more less a doctor than you or I in the ways that count.

    • @davidallen111
      @davidallen111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Anyone with a doctorate in any subject can call themselves "Doctor" and expect to be addressed as such. That is the norm in western culture. What culture do you live in?

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davidallen111 With the amount of harm he’s done to people, I’d say McGraw doesn’t have the right to expect anything from anyone except maybe spit in his eye.

    • @davidallen111
      @davidallen111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick I don't believe that the people that come onto his show are real. They can't be real, can they? How do they all avoid arrest long enough to appear on his show?

  • @iz2333
    @iz2333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think Dr Phil is forgetting that the "pursuit of goals" part should probably be about *their* actual goals.

  • @AdmiralBobbery123
    @AdmiralBobbery123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I went to the cyborg's instagram and he was selling "climate-neutral NFTs", lmao

    • @fortunatecookie
      @fortunatecookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s his Instagram?

    • @Jaspertine
      @Jaspertine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      so, basically JPEGs without block-chain?

    • @aliceplays9921
      @aliceplays9921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LMAOOO really cause those cause a shit ton of environmental damage like a NFTs can produce as much carbon waste as a small country 😭 I was rooting for them

    • @davidallen111
      @davidallen111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can run computers on solar power. Here we use hydroelectric power. NFTs processed here are climate-neutral.

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidallen111 but you can also just not use blockchain for something that has been around for decades without needing blockchain. I would estimate 99.9999% of all jpeg's and images of all file types have been made with no NFT involvement. No notes involvement means only the electricity required for any given image file, so less electricity in the same way an uninhabited island is smaller than the sun.
      Then again, it's not like much of blockchain runs on non-renewable energy and that even renewable energy still isn't fully green. It does take energy and resources to produce solar, wind, and water power. We just normally find their use acceptable because we can derive useful things from manufacturing or joy from media that requires some power to use that isn't deliberately as ineffective in power requirements as imaginable.

  • @wietzejohanneskrikke1910
    @wietzejohanneskrikke1910 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5 water bottles that each would take 1000 years to biodegrade don't add up to 5000 years of biodegrading. They don't biodegrade consecutively. After 1000 years all 5 bottles will have biodegraded.

  • @alectucker9439
    @alectucker9439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my, your Francisco De Goya painting in the back is a wonderful addition. I saw the "dark paintings" collection at the Museo Del Prado a few years back and cried uncontrollably for the next 30 minutes or so, The Dog hit me particularly hard. What an incredible artist.
    Oh and rad video lol.

  • @nabii5951
    @nabii5951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This is kinda tangential, but your God's Not Dead series was one of the most profound critiques of evangelicalism that I have ever seen.

    • @localegoist4079
      @localegoist4079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait it's a critique

    • @rlagay
      @rlagay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@localegoist4079 The God's Not Dead movies aren't a critique. I think Nabii was talking about a series of videos Big Joel did *addressing* the God's Not Dead movies, like, a series of videos *on* God's Not Dead, which would be the critique.

  • @Specter5053
    @Specter5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dr. Phil ever bring on someone who's got the delusion they are Dr. Phil?

    • @chriss780
      @chriss780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      like putting all the people who think they're jesus in the same ward of the mental hospital in that one russel brand bit

    • @jaspervanheycop9722
      @jaspervanheycop9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's there every week, even though he's probably called Philip and isn't a doctor.

    • @yellowfamilyfunny3065
      @yellowfamilyfunny3065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah his ego would be far too fragile for that, to see a mirror reflection of himself/how someone else sees him. Phil kicked a guy off the show who dressed up as him and called him on his bullsh*t

    • @enter_eagle
      @enter_eagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, but I don't recall who it was. Phil did get mad if I recall

  • @Nitenshi
    @Nitenshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Slowly but surely, Big Joel channel became a Dr Phil's commentary channel.

  • @SomniRespiratoryFlux
    @SomniRespiratoryFlux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like there is an actual deeper point that could be made here, especially with that last excerpt you showed, and it goes well with some of your previous Dr. Phil content too. That point is the futility and backward thinking behind Phil's entire approach to "delusions". The part about how it doesn't matter what you believe about yourself as long as it doesn't get in the way of "healthy functioning" is probably the closest I've heard him get to a reasonable point of view for a therapist/psychologist/reasonable person to hold. The problem is he doesn't stop there, with an unstated but clear "...and I am the ultimate arbiter of when healthy functioning is impeded, not the patient or their loved ones" while offering zero evidence of how Orin (Oren? Orren? That's always such a hard name to know how to spell just hearing it...) is actually suffering beyond "their mom wants them to get a 'real job'". Sometimes, yeah, a judgment call has to be made on whether someone is a danger to themselves or others, but most of the time these so-called "delusions" are so incidental to anyone else that nobody should care. It doesn't really matter if the beliefs are objectively true, because to the only people they really affect, they might as well be either way. And the idea that one narrow interpretation of what beliefs are acceptable quirks of individuals and which ones are "delusions" should be held as objective truth just feels kinda grody, especially when it's actually just one old normie's idea of what's socially acceptable that draws that line as opposed to any measure of harm done. Because then it can lead to some... less than savory places. It's one thing to argue that an obvious performance artist isn't actually a cyborg from the future, or that the man who prefers to live like a dog because he enjoys being that way is a human - it's just standard assholery from Phil, since the latter admits that he has a human body and the former is _a performance artist._ But then apply the same "I'm right about your mind, you're so delusional you don't know you're wrong" thinking to other cases and you get that one moment of casually misgendering a trans person and treating being trans as a problem (or at least letting that go unchallenged).
    Frankly, this is all to say that whenever someone makes a claim about their identity, no matter how "weird" it seems to conventional, Dr. Phil, be-a-productive-member-of-society wisdom... I just, believe them? No matter what label someone chooses for their orientation or gender identity, I feel they do so for their own reasons and it's not for me to question it. Say you've got memories of a past life that you identify with as much or more than your current one? Who am I to say they're wrong? Being plural/multiple, in whatever way it works for you personally? That's cool, nice to meet you all. Otherkin, fictionkin, heck, even factkin? Why not, truth is stranger and all that. I just... I feel like it's more trouble to dispute things like that than to just let people be. And judging on identity or beliefs just makes it harder to call out genuinely shitty behavior if you lump in "I think this person is delusional" with that. It costs nothing to be kind, and accepting someone's identity claims doesn't mean shielding them from all criticism. I hope that makes sense.

  • @colinvandenberg3446
    @colinvandenberg3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dr. Phil is a modern-day PT Barnum. He seeks out people who are different and charges "normal" people to gawk at them.

  • @epx123
    @epx123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:35 "it takes 1000 years to degrade a plastic water bottle and you have 5. That means that it will take 5000 years for the whole bunch to decompose" - dr phil logic. Didn*t know Plastic bottles could be courteous.

  • @summerstockard
    @summerstockard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    what are oran’s socials????? obsessed w them now bc of this video

  • @Sandcat
    @Sandcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    What's the painting with the goat behind you called?
    Also yikes, Phil. "normal" and "abnormal"? Weird word choices there. Surely "healthy" and "unhealthy" or "typical" and "atypical" would be preferred labels in psychology?

    • @unSeife
      @unSeife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is there any difference between typical & normal and atypical & abnormal

    • @Shh.ItsAllOkay.
      @Shh.ItsAllOkay. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Witches' Sabbath by Francisco Goya.

    • @Sandcat
      @Sandcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shh.ItsAllOkay. thank you ❤

  • @d.lan3y
    @d.lan3y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Orrin has lovely cheekbones and I'm on board with any non-royalty with the gall to use exclusively the majestic plural. What an absolute Chad.

  • @Altorin
    @Altorin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "it takes 1000 years for a bottle to degrade. I see 5. That's 5000 years!"
    No. It's 1000 years. They're not organizing a queue to start degrading. They start immediately and are all always degrading.