Youtube Poop: Nero Fires Everything
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- The Star Trek universe is chaos. Nero believes the solution to every problem is to fire all of his missiles at it. Spock wants to party with Starfleet and is a sore loser when it comes to chess. Kirk accidentally shoots his captain during his rescue mission. Sulu is constantly rejected because he crashes the Enterprise. Chekov's Russian accent makes him intolerable and offends Spock.
And now Scotty doesn't stop asking for things.
I made this at the start of the year but I didn't get around to uploading it. It took me a while and the quality isn't perfect (see below) but you can still see clearly enough what is happening. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more.
I apologise for the quality. I was almost done and then the iMovie project froze and I couldn't finish editing. I had done so much work on it and I didn't want to do it all again, so I exported it, made a new project, imported the almost done video, finished it, then exported again. The double export diminished the quality.
I wonder if people even read my descriptions, even though I put time and effort into writing them. I though it would be nice to provide some information about the video, as well as some background information and other stuff. But is anybody actually going to read this?
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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*Ship gently scrapes something*
Sulu: Shields at 32%! We can't take another hit like that!
Sean Harman hahaha
That um, didn't look like "gently scraping", seeing it tore off some hull plates.
ScientistCat But the damage was that severe. Maybe 95% shielding?
sir we just got trumps version of a slap (200 nukes) shields only 99%
Sean Harman should’ve used 6 percent from Star Trek Into Darkness or 2 percent instead of 32
Another happy landing.
Dylan Higgins FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
Dylan Higgins
@@TheWunWhiteWolf WAIT
@@Mrpersonman0 yes sir *magnifufs*
@@Mrpersonman0 WAIT...
Spock: I too agree. You should rethink your think.
"you are a pilot right?"
"very much so sir"
~crashes the enterprise~
you are a pilot, right
SPOOOOOOOOOOOCK
+Glenn [BL] In the world of YTP, you learn to play along ;)
Rings Of Silence ah no 😂🔫
SoundwavesBetch 😂
"I'm a bathroom doctor" "Wife took the whole damn bathroom in the divorce"
James Johnson LOL
XD
😂😂😂😂
She can take the kids, but taking a mans bathroom is unforgivable.
@@1-upking119
Now he might die on you
Space is disease and danger, disease, darkness, danger, silence, darkness, danger, disease...
+OddRobb but starfleet operates in space...
I don't need a doctor I am a bathroom doctor
@@4T3hM4kr0n What?!
*dont forget danger*
@@GruesomeUntitledYale Got nowhere else to go, my ex-wife took the whole bathroom in the divorce.
Kirk: "Sulu let's go home!"
Sulu: "Yes sir!" (*proceeds to send Enterprise through wormhole*)
I think that was a black hole (a gravitational singularity).
"You're a pilot, right?"
Mateusz Marciniak “Ah, no sir”
"Sir, there's another federation ship!"
"......FIRE EVERYTHING"
*Fires everything*
"Wait! Magnifuf!"
*Zooms in, sees the Enterprise*
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
*Fires everything, again*
"Wait!"
".......FIRE EVERYTHING!"
I love the quick transition from the first time when he says WAIT! Then it shows his face looking all surprised and then he immediately says FIRE EVERYTHING! lol
Nero but he has short term memory loss
WOAH
"The purpose [of chess] is to experience failure"
Damn, I can relate hard to that.
I’m sure Marvin can relate to that too
(Falsettos)
"lets punch it." crashes into city. "you are a pilot, right?" "no sir."
IKR brilliant 😆
Lungworm
Pike: Lets punch it
*Spock punches Kirk*
He fires absolutely everything, even the spit cannons
"I agree, you should rethink your think."
NightFuryFan150 The only time i rethink my think is when i fire everything.
"We must party with Starfleet!"
"NEVER!"
*Spock punches Kirk*
no one get in the way of Spck and his parties
It was such a great scene that it later reappeared in Titanium Man Likes Cheeseburgers.
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**Party, Party, Party....**
@@Calios *SPOCK*
Wooooooooo Party!!!
03:38
That's me trying to act cool in videogames
*Does perfect flip over enemy*
*But falls into pit in the process*
True
"Magnifuf!"
*sees something*
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
enerjoj.
"Wait!"
*Everyone looks*
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
Woah!
"Also, my mother was Human."
"*You never loved her!*"
"*RAAAAAAAAARGH!*"
Cybermat47 FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
The White Wolf "Your mother destroyed your planet"
2:35
"I too agree, you should rethink your think"
Shit that's some wise words
Dayvo Sure, but let me fire everything first.
"Lecture me about emotion"
"Feel anger! Heartbreak! It must not even COMPUTE for you! You feel nothing! You feel nothing! You feel you feel you feel nothing!
(inelegant screaming)
"fear of dying in something that dies" XD
I may DIE on you xD
Matth3w0001 “I don’t need a doctor, dammit, I’m a bathroom doctor!”
You are captain.
Prank. Spock, you are not the captain.
" we must gather with the star fleet and party " lmfao
Ain't no party like a Starfleet party.
I'd like to party on the star fleet
‘cause a Starfleet party don’t stop 🎤🎉🎵💃🕺🏼
Party rockers in the fleet tonight
4 years later and this is still funny as shit.
Underrated joke of the video was Nero hailing the Enterprise just to say hello
I would rather you FIRE EVERYTHING!!! lol
+HGI1967ify Kirk: You got it. Ready the photon torpedos, I want you to fire everything-
I've never been to target before! Classic
I am a bathroom doctor
Ben Fontenot are you a member of Starfleet?
Umumumumumum
ANSWER ME!
"Your mother destroyed your planet"
“I will not allow me to lecture me about emotion”
“Wulcan”
AlpacaHawk, you're my favorite YTPer right now, please keep em comin.
"This is your 35th attempt to elicit an ahhhhhh from me" 0:23
NGT OI w
“You’re neither Vulcan nor Vulcan and therefore have no place in this Vulcan”
“ahhhhhhh”
“Hi Nero...I’m Nero”
Kelly Weingart Sad, sad, sad.
"I should be putting you inside the cargo bay, there shouldn't be cargo in sight."
"The hull? Magnifuff"
"Punch it."
*Crushing immediately*
Crash
At 2:50,prepare EVERYTHING!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
behind one of saturns moons, say... SATURN
+Emily Phoenix I didn't even catch that until you pointed it out HAHAHA
*Sees Spider*
"FIRE EVERYTHING!" 😂😂
FIRE EVERYTHING!
+blazexsasuke Russian Kid in my game
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
Wait magnifuf…………………
FIRE EVERYTHING
Romulans and Vulcans share a computer.
Jack Turner Also my mother was human.
Optillian YOU NEVER LOVED HER!
Jack Turner MAAAAHHHHH!!!! *punches Kirk*
WULCANS
My Parents are both Wulcans
Wait! The hull. Magnifaf!
Inwisible.
Wulcan.
No alpaca-hawk video is complete without Peter Parker falling on a car.
Red.Falcon97 Damn right. Now, fire everything.
"the enemy ship is losing shit!"
best part
i always thought it's "the enemy ship is losing ship" xD
After watching this ytp I really want to watch this movie
Lecture me about emotion!
Wulcan
Steel Man 2000 FIRE EVERYTHING
I will not allow me to lecture me about emotion.
I'm pretty sure 90% of humans have necrophobia
"You're not supposed to be"
FeelsBadMan
"He went to warp," the crewman says fifteen centuries after his captain sees the Jellyfish go to warp.
Nero sure likes to FIRE EVERYTHING!
MrOmegaBeams Don't forget to fire everything. That's very vital.
Did you press the stop button?
+Zerokiller1628 No, did you?
No...
+Zerokiller1628 another happy landing :D
hahahahah
Zerokiller1628 no did you?
"I would rather you FIRE EVERYTHING"
"You got it. Arm phasers. Fire everything.
“You are captain. Prank, Spock. You are not the captain.” IM DEAD
"Your ship is compromised. You're too close to the singularity to survive without assistance which we are willing to provide."
"I would rather you *FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"*
" You got it. Arm phasers, fire everything."
_(Nero Fire Everything O-face)_
He must've been out there FIRING EVERYTHING at those other ships too😂😂😂
Another happy landing
+Sean Harman reminds me of the marklar ytp of star wars episode 3. obi wan senses the stop button.
4T3hM4kr0n! Did you press the stop button?
Dylan Higgins
no did you? no...well theres gotta be another way out of here (jumps through the emergency hatch on the elevator then lands back down. "oh its you"
Spock: Kirk you failed.
kirk: your point is?
Polaska Tyu You failed, that's your point. Also, FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!
Gina Molina Oh No
Your point is bathroom doctor
Bones looking at Chekhov like “Wtf?” Over his pronunciations gets me.
"If we drop out of warp behind one of Saturn's moons.....sayy....saturn...."
I'm dying XD
Saturn first moon call saturn second call saturn third call saturn....
"Ze magnetic distortions from ze planet's rings, would make us inwisible." Also "Wulken"🤣😂
7:27 Im sobbing
Magnifuf!
AwesomeRepix FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
The Wolf WAIT!! WHUW!
AwesomeRepix Hi Nero
I laughed far too hard at this. Very very good.
Spock: That is not it.
Sulu: Why not?
Spock:... Shut up Mr Sulu.
XD
are a team is gone sir!
random gaming videos FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
Vulcan's show no emotion and harbor no grudges.
JJ Abrams: Have the Vulcan kids beat the sh*t out of each other.
5:32 “What is it with you, Kcops? Your mother destroyed your planet, and you’re not even upset.”
"You are the captain."
No reaction
"Prank, Spock! You are NOT the captain!"
Still nothing
Yeaah We Vulcans don’t really react to those pranks
8:25 funniest part in my opinion XD
youre neither vulcan nor vulcan and have no place in this vulcan
#vulcan
wulcan
Inwisible
NEON 7 Obviously you are mistaken.
LOL Why's scotty so excited about never having been to Target before? XD
6:37 I don't know why, but LUL has me *dead*
1:35 the greatest helmsman in Starfleet, Mr. Sulu.
That reference to Star Wars YTP, lol
" 'Nother happy landing"
You're point being?
Metal Man I sense condesension.
+RedShirtGuy96 I sense we're smarter than this!
7:36 missed opportunity to shout something "sparta"-related :D
This is your 35th attempt to ellicit an *AAAAAAAH* from me
"prepare EVERYTHING"
Prepare EVERYTHING!
Why God why Are you a pilot?
You feel nothing you feel nothing you feel you feel you feel nothing
At 1:44, I thought AlpacaHawk should have used the 'another happy landing' gag from the YTP called Obi Wan Senses The Stop Button. He didn't use it, but it turns out he used the gag anyways later on! Well done! I tip my hat to you, good sir!
Also, the sad music and pause on Sulu's face reminds me of the School of Rock YTP called Dewey Gets Fired. I wonder if it is inspired by it!
+barbaro267 credits?
+barbaro267 Could have used a a Gandalf one at :45
+barbaro267 another obi wan senses the stop button person!
When the Romulan jumps down onto the Ledge with Kirk I was hoping he would use the Obi WOng Ravioli 'hello there' gag
7:27 Spock crashes, plan fails
Bum bum Bum bum ba dum dum dum WHAT IS LOVE
Spock wants to party all the time
Party all the time
party all the time.
8:45
This is a personal favorite, for some reason 😆
"I've never been to target before lol"
The ending: "Swivel, lets go home" 😙😙
Nero: *fires everything*
J. Jonah Jameson: *fires everyone*
"If we drop out of warp behind one of Saturn's moons, say,......SATURN"
3:04 is where the best part of this YTP starts
Star fleet operates in space.
Bones-WHAT 😮.
LOL.
wait! MAGINIFAAAAAF!!!
" im Christopher pike who am i speaking"
" Hi nero "
" Im pike "
" Nero"
"Pike "
"Nero"
"Pike"
"....."
" That's all"
"FIRE EVERYTHING!" works well if you are playing air combat in warthunder.
4:15 that face
I would rather you FIRE EVERYTHING!
Damir Styles FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
prepare EVERYTHING!
WE MUST PARTY WITH STARFLEET.
I'm in
NEVER!
*" SPOCK I SHOULD HAVE FIRED EVERYTHING WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE."*
*it didn't work*. "wHaT iS lOvE!...bABy, dOnT hUrT mE.!"
1:40 damn i laughed so hard
another happy landing
Agreed
Pike: you are a pilot, right?
Sulu: no
Absolute brilliant editing 😆
3:19 Spock is me watching this ytp
why does the man call kirk CUPCAKE!
Miggy T. FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
Spock punch involves switching hands
0:37 AlphaHawk would be great at Cinema Sins
Cinema sins is a sad joke of a channel
Amen to that Meelo.
Keep making videos these are hilarious. Especially Peter Parker fails at life
"You should rethink your think."
He went to warp!
*Fire everything!*
7:25 I can't breathe..
2:14 Nero on omegle