What Is Ed O'Neill's Favorite Al Bundy Line From 'Married... With Children' Ever?
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“You miss me, Al?”
“With every bullet so far.”
Mine too!
Use that one til this day.
Yes that was a great one !!!!!! Lol 😂
@@darksharxz me too
lol!!
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other." -Al Bundy
Now that was one of his BEST lines 👍😄
It's a great line but it's starting to get played out. I see it so often.
@@TheyCallMeGatorboo hoo.
Sums up the WNBA right now.
@@brianafc just stating facts. If that hurts your feelings, idk what to tell you 🤷♂️
My favourite was when Peg and Al were discussing buying a new car Peg says, “Al, I see myself in a Jaguar, to which Al sympathetically replies “ Oh Peg, if only we could find one hungry enough”.
Fkn gold! 💀
Fat joke was the.. icing on the cake.
Lol!😂
Brilliant 👏
That one is the best one. Whichever writer on the show came up with that one should of been named president of Fox
"Do you mind moving? I'm trying to get an all-over tan"
AL: "You're asking a lot of the sun, aren't you?" 😆😆
My favorite was when he insulted a woman at the shoe store, and she asked "how dare you say that to my face?!" and Al said "Well I'd say it behind your back but I've only got half a tank of gas!"😅
😂😂
Good one.
My favorite Al Bundy line as well.
Was coming here to state this one! One of my top faves too!
So, it’s turns out I’m not alone with this one.
I got a big laugh from Peg trying to come onto Al on the couch and Al pleads with her “Peg, we’ve been married for 18 years, now can’t we just be friends?!😂😂
I love the one where a big woman tells Al she is going to call her lawyer, he responds with "would that be the law offices of Hagen and Dazz?" 😂
She made a crack about his hair. She was asking for it. "Let me explain. It's like an elevator. There's a two ton weight limit on these shoes".
@@ericsmith8373 lol righhht??
"Hi, Al, how was your day?"
"I came home didnt I, how good could it have been?"
I've had this line stuck in my head since I saw it on TV. Well played sir and thanks Al.
😂
That’s hilarious
As a kid in the 80s I thought the show was funny but I didn’t get Al
Now at 44 I feel his pain and completely get it
Hallelujah
We're the same age and watched the show back then too and I completely got Al. You must've had a decent childhood or something because I could totally get how someone would get there. 😂 It was my favorite show.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Andrew "Spare Tire" Dixon
Thank you. I almost forgot about that game.
@@tberry79 These days, he doesn't get recognized enough.
I remember old spare tire
Facts😂😂
Excellent job
Peg: do you really think I don’t do anything around here?
Al: If you did any less, they’d call it haunting.
😂😂😂😂😂
“You need a q-tip!” His delivery is as good as it was in the 90s. Absolute legend.
He 100% channeled Al Bundy in that response.
The Q-tip line from Al is my all time favorite line. I never laughed so hard in my life 😅
@@whyallthefuss201I didn’t understand it. I must be getting old.
When Peg thinks Al has won the lottery and says Oh Al, if you’ve won I really do love you. Al says , If I’ve won, I don’t even know you.
I can listen to Married with Children stories all day!! 😂😂😂
" Al , if you had two options, option A you're stuck on a desert island with me ..." Al ,without hesitation, " Option B , option B.. "
My fav 😂
Peg: Al do these pants make me look fat....Al: no Peg it's the fat that makes you look fat....I laughed so hard I fell off the couch....😂
I still say this one every once in a while...
He said this at his 'he-man woman haters club" as well. It was one of the "rules" he created for women.
"Stop asking us if this dress makes you look fat. We hate that....besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat."
😂😂😂
Funny thing is she wasn't fat at all and by today's standards should be anorexic
Fat lady: “Am I invisible to you?”
Al: “Maybe from Pluto”
Fat Lady: Pluto isn't a planet.
Al: Well, it'd take one to know one so I'll take your word for it.
“You know what makes a woman a blessing to us Steve…. It’s when they ask you what are you thinking? …. And you were thinking if I wanted you to know I’d be talking!”
- Al Bundy
😂
😂Classic!!!❤❤
"Women, can't live with 'em.......THE END"
No, he said 'Can't live with 'em..... Can't live with 'em'.
"Women......can't live with them.....
.... and they can't pee standing up."
Well.... that used to be how it worked 😅😂😂😅.
🤣
Maybe someone already explained it, but Al was never trying to give her one in the first place so the fact that she had one at all....good job Peggy.
You're welcome.
Al Bundy is every man's hero
No ma'am
#1 tv Dad!
About Kelly Bondy once she talks to her mother “mom when I grow up, I wanna be just like you, I wanna do nothing. I wanna be nothing.”
That’s the show in a nutshell. It’s so wrong but it’s funny! 😂
Nothing wrong with it at all
You have no idea how much I love to watch Al Bundy!
Peg Bud and Kelly are on the couch, Al walks in and says "my Daughter, my Son, My God"😂😂😂😂❤
Peg have i told you today that i love you?
No Al you haven't
Oooook and walks away😂
What does that Toilet have that I don't?
A job.
Hi Peggy. Maybe I should take a picture of your behind. That way, if the couch is ever stolen, the police could match the print with at least one of the cushions.
Peg - "Did you miss me Al?" Al - "With every bullet so far Peg."
Dude, classic show. Netflix should get the entire series
Al Bundy is top 5 greatest TV Characters of all time... LET'S ROCK
Right up there with me😊
@@arthurfonzarelli9828 AYYY!!! Perfectamundo!!!
Can you imagine if Married with Children was on the air now?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that idea!
Cancelled after the first episode
Ppfftt!!! Right! Our society today can't handle a joke. Very sad.
I can imagine it: "this show doesn't have these type of people... this show is body shaming..." etc etc
You get the lefty propaganda modern family
@@oskarfunes2505 but you know what Modern Family did so in a very non-threatening funny way. In fact it was the #1 show amongst conservatives for some time. I think it's because most conservatives don't care what you do in your own home as long as you don't push your lifestyle on us. We don't wanna hate or fight anyone. But if you try and force the American Conservative to think,act, and live in any way contradictory to our own lifestyle then you bring out our wrath. After all we are the products of a rebel nation that don't like being told what to do
_"Hi Peggy. Gee...you know what? I was thinking...maybe I should take a picture of your behind. That way if the couch was ever stolen, the police could match the prints with at least one of the cushions."_
"Excuse me, aren't you open?"
"Sorry Ma'am, Unlike your mouth we occasionally close"
Man even the best sitcom script writers could not come up with a line like that. I think Ed O'Neil was a natural to come up the right responses that fit perfect to the real scripted lines written for the others
"Peg! I'm in Burnt Scrotum, New Mexico!"
Peg (paraphrased...may not have the exact words right...but this is the gyst of them): Aaaaal...what would you do if you woke up in the morning & found me dead?
Al: Drive a steak through your heart.
My favorite: "What do women and dog poop have in common?... They get easier to pick up the older they get".
that's the one i was thinking of but couldn't remember how it was worded.
Hahahaha!! OMG!!😆
His insults to fat women were classic 😂
The best Al Bundy line was kids have I told you I love you yet today. The kids said no. Al says on your way upstairs think about that
We used to come home from the pub and watch married with children in the UK, it was a Saturday night ritual. The Ferguson toilet episode was my personal favourite... A man's flush baawooosh
Out of the way "BEHEMOTH" 😂😂😂
Loved this show!!
Long live the king😅
“ If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking. “
My favorite lines were the nudey bar quotes. "Where a bucks enough to see their stuff, at the nudey bar!"😅
Mines a toss up between the nudie bar and Psycho Dad lol
I genuinely love this man. Love him.
One thing I never heard as a kid was "I've never seen Married With Children." Back thrn most of us didn't have satellites or cable so we basically only had about 5 channels to watch.
One of my favorite shows growing up. They don’t make them like they use to.
Absolute legend!
Could you imagine that show today imagine it back on the air ! I’m 42 and that was the best damn show I’ve ever seen!!
How dare you say that to my face!
"Well I'd say it behind your back, but my cars only got half a tank of gas"
“I’d say it behind your back but my car only has a half a tank of gas!”
Way to get one?? That makes no sense. That’s not funny!
I think it was cut out of the clip
Because she's not gonna get 1 from complaining about it. As if to say "way to go, u blew ur chance at 1"
I'm guessing it makes sense to nobody, but everyone assumes they're the only one that doesn't get it. I was assuming I heard him wrong and so did the guy typing the CC.
I think he said, "wait 'til you get one, Peg"
idk, could be wrong but that's what I heard, before I saw the subtitle
@@SixteenTonesStudioway to get one
The way he used to mouth off to those heifers in the shoe store while tryin to help them try on shoes. 😂😂😂
That was always my favorite. Polk High Baby!😂
Such a brilliant show. If you didn't grow up watching it in the '80s, then you truly missed out.
I’m not sure what the hell the point of that line was. Ol way to get one Peg?
I didn't get it either... Unless he's saying she at least had 1 in 6 months... Versus none....
He's saying "Nagging me is not going to get you one, either"
@@Rusty_Shakleford not funny
@@Rusty_ShaklefordI didn’t understand either, this has to be it.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that didn't understand it. I thought it was just too late/I was too tired to catch his meaning.
When he was fitting pair of shoes and turns to the camera and says "YUM"
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE
AL: WELL, I'D SAY IT BEHIND YOUR BACK BUT MY CAR ONLY HAS HALF A TANK OF GAS!!
😂😂 That's it for me
Al Bundy my hero. 😂😂
My favorite show of all time
the writing was from another planet!
One of the most underrated actors of all time. The Whereabouts of Jenny is probably one of his best performances.
My favorite was where Peg says, "Al, what are you thinking?".
Al replies, "Geez, Peg, if I wanted you to know that, I'd be talking!"
That show was a real way of life for millions. Best show ever lol. I love the one we're Al and the family are at the beach. He steps onto the sand and a large Lady says you're in my son. I'm trying to get it all over tan. He tells the lady that's a lot to be asking from the Sun lol ha ha 😂
Way to get one Peg? Don’t get it
Yeah, me neither
She got one 6 months ago
Complaining about me not giving you one isn't the way to get one, Peg.
@@slactweak well if it's been 6 months he's not doing something right. Peg deserved a follow-up line.
Just goes to show how Lame that show was
This man scored 5 tds in a single game. Poke high 4LIIIIIIFE
‘Way to get one’ - I actually don’t get it !?
Proverbs 21:19
I don't get it either?
I think he's saying that screaming and bitching about it ain't gonna work.
@@jonathannelson103That's my best guess too. /Shrug
He's saying he never tried to give her one, figured she never had one...and didn't care.
So if she was somehow able to get one...good for her.
That was one of the greatest shows ever. Nothing like it.
Ed's delivery of those lines was just supreme! He really could mesh his timing and expression into a hilarious response!
All the quotes here, I just keep laughing! Thank you all!
My dad loved these show back in the day. I didn’t get but now that I have a 15 year old daughter I feel Als pain. ❤
I get the Q-tip one, but not the other one.
Meaning....complaining is helping it happen any sooner. So way to go about getting one. Lol
You don't "get it" because it's not funny.
Loved MWC! Every morning getting ready for work, it'd be playing in the background. So funny, no matter how many times I watched it.
Love this show still watching to this day
Hands down the best show of the era!! It was before my time but I love that show and watch it every chance I see it on tv!!!
"How dare you say that to my face?!"
"I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas!"
Legendary.
"So, I was driving back home today - God knows why - and..." 😂😂😂😂😂
The emotions that I go through watching married with children Take My breath away in almost brings me to my 80s.. everyone that I have slept with and watched and enjoy the show with have long been gone and I miss them terribly
It feels like families dont watch tv the way we all did back then. Married with children. In living color, tour of duty. There were so many we all never missed an episode of and we all watched together every day.
" Get em Al" 😂😂😂
Greatest show of all time!
"These heels broke and I want to know why?"
Griff: "well you see ma'am, these are plaid heels, with a cork filling"
Al: "Whereas you are giant seal, with a pork filling." 😂😂😂😂
This show was absolute gold. AND there is NO F-ING WAY this show would be on TV today. 😂
"How dare you say that to my face"
"Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car only has a half tank of gas!!!"
My favorite is Peggy returns and asks Al if he missed her and Al responds “ with ever bullet so far”😂😂😂
How does he remember the lines so well 😊
What?
You mean the guy who learned, rehearsed, acted and delivered the line?
The guy who has probably watched the scene several times over the years?
The guy who was asked a question about a line? The intelligent actor?
That guy?
Yeah…it’s a miracle
He's constantly reminded by fans, for one thing.
When you are given a killer joke or line, it stays with you for life.
“1, 2, 3, 4, you’re gonna fall through the floor” 😂😂😂
"Rub my feet Al"
Peg I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of em😂😂😂
"Id say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas!" 😅
Disgruntled Heifer: "How DARE you say that to my face!?"
AL: "Well I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas!" 🤣❤
How dare you day that to my face!!!
Well id say it behind your back but my cars only got a half a tank of gas!!! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😆😆
Loved this show!! So ahead of its time.
Al Bundy one liners were the best roasts ever 😂
The Q tip line was my favorite. I wasn't expecting him to mention it while I was watching this video. Made my day 😂
Bud: "help dad, they are trying to kill me."
Al: "welcome to my world."
Love this guy. I hrew up on this show. I worked at a shoe store on college. I would go in singing love and marriage all the time.
Loved that show !!!
Shoe customer: you wouldn't say that to my face
Al: i would but my car only has half a tank of gas
One of the lines my brothers and i love is where he is frustrated with the kids and tells them that they are in the will and they cry out, "No daddy, no!"
Married with children was the best show on TV and still one of the best. Hilarious
(Pegg), Al,,did you miss me?,,(AL) WITH EVERY BULLITT SO FAR!❤
😂👏👏
When Al was supposed to pick Peg up from bingo at 9 but was drinking with No Ma'am.
Al says "I have a feeling I was supposed to do something at 9, what time is it?"
Jefferson says "10:15"
Al, "oh I probably already done it."
😂
Still love the show 😂