Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ธ.ค. 2024
- Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths!
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Mark: "I'm a Homo..ner" Joe: "You can't say ner" Mark: "na"... u guys r the best!!! Pure gold!!!
5am here in London, getting up for work, listening to my two favourite queefs. Comedy!
Cheers bloak! Bout to grab me a pint and have a fag while I put me trainers on. Nothing but rubbish on the tele in me flat! Lmao how was that?
Bristol patreon signing in !
I love this show. My favorite character is the door-slamming lawyer.
he triggers their childhood ptsd of a father angrily slamming doors, and they're in for it
Door slamming lawyer Has no idea the amount of reference and the worldwide exposure cuz of these lads. Screw you lawyer. Someone should remove ur door and make u use it as a bed.
It turns Joe into a woman every time tho
I wish I could tell them it’s okay they can fk off it’s New York. At the end of the day the lawyers are the nobodies xD
Someone needs to confront that angry miserable choochfacs
Can we make an entire show of just joe making noises and mark giving feedback?
i’ve watched these two so much now all my inner monologues are like i have mini list and mini normand in my head. i’ll be in a funeral or something and my mind goes like “hey mark fake banter for the intro. that’s all i know how to do!...AND THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BACK AH HAHAHA SURF’S UP plus she didn’t even flush”
This has to be the podcast I look forward to the most. Super entertaining and funny!
Bringing Mark back with the fart smoke was too funny. Well done.
🤣holly shit
I’ve only been a listener for 2-3 years but I have to say currently the pod is on fire
Imagine the people just now finding it! They’re striking PEAK COMEDY
It's been so hilarious lately
2 or 3 years now, it's always been on fire.
I'm just glad we're saying "the pod is on fire" instead of this "pod is fire" .... helps restore my faith in humanity
@@michaelmcvey679 now the problem is that restoring faith in humanity bullshit. Come up with something new or if your own.
"Uuugh, don't eat eggs" got me rollin'
The fart animation was hilarious
“ You wanna hear a weird thing? “
“ No.”
me and my dad:
Number 1 podcast for me! Tuesdays with stories!
I've laughed out loud more at this ep than any others. Non-stop bangers.
Comedy! Nothin’ beats these queefs on Monday night
Watching this episode on 0.5 speed. They sound like they are Drunk af 🤣🤣🤣
"It looks like my ass was in a paintball championship " 😂🤣
“Two things can be true. You can miss Shelby and hate Chuck.” Mark’s asides are funnier than most closers.
17:58 lol the angry co-worker is now the new antagonist since Greg isn't there.
Joe I cannot wait to see you live - March 2nd can't get here fast enough!
Mark I cannot wait to buy myself a ticket for your show!
The Joe List sound effects section really tickled me.
Great editing at 50:51!
Good job Chuck-o!!
Mizzen and Main advert sounds like Joe recorded it in an airport toilet cubicle. I was waiting to hear a flushing sound in the vicinity.
These two will go down as the greatest conversators of all times. Silly Puns, rhymes, and wordplay will be most valued asset in an already highly sophisticated intelligent enlightened race of human beings.
Were getting there!
About the Lawyer slamming the door… unfortunately that drop ceiling above your heads is a floating ceiling which is connected to all the rooms on that floor! That’s why “the lawyer” can hear you guys, especially when get loud. The floating ceiling is well below the cement ceiling (the next floor above you) that’s why the sound is traveling.
Godamn y’all are so good together. The constant Seinfeld references give me life.
Who would have thought mark being in so much pain would be the funniest thing ever 💀💀💀
As a recent Tuesgay, i’ve watched that clip of Joe dying laughing at the Brad Garrett book so much already. Would love suggestions of the fan favorite eps
Great episode to usher in the new year 🎉
Great video!🌞
Great show
"What'd you eat this morning?" "EGG"
10:58 Joe ROCKS the mic!!!!
Brad Garrett was the best laugh
Marks annoying watch & the angry lawyer next door are the real stars of the show
It doesn't even keep time!
Nothing can beat Greg the cat
Tuesdays with stories >>>>> we might be gay(drunk)
I love mark struggling with the over/under
I went to McSorley’s 21 years ago and all they had was a basket full of peanuts and everyone threw the shells on the floor. They also had a stein on each table with super hot mustard and pretzels. That place is great... Love you guys.
-How old would Jimi Hendrix be if he were alive today?
-He would never make it.
What did you eat this morning? EGG!! Looool
Joe has the best hoodie collection.
What an EP!
Man I started watching this because of mark but damn joe is silently talented. Them damn sounds affects were insanely good. 😂
Love the Eire Pub in Dorchester. Used to snow plow the parking lots of the banks around there and grab a beer
If it ain't fish jizz, it ain't worth it. Also Joe definitely played with dinky cars with those sound effects
played or plays? Honestly a highlight of having kids, is not feeling guilty playing with toys again
“My asshole is dry and wet at the same time!” ~ Joe List 😂
I just watched the trailer for the new Ari Aster film Beau just Queefed and the first twenty seconds is basically Joe’s pitch for a movie about the kooks! Joe you’ve got the knack for the cinema, keep making em!
A ranaan Mark EP would be too unusually funny! ...Joe can direct.
" Comedy .....! " 😁👍 thank you guys
Yeah I've been noticing that more and more lately! They are recorded so far ahead that limits what they can talk about in a way
Good Ep.
yes, mcsorleys did change. i was lucky enough to have gone in 2011. i think it changed in 2013-14. the original was stil the light and dark beer (5 at a time) but only food was a cold plate with raw onions, saltines, and pickled delights. many famous ppl were regulars through the years but most famous is Lincon.
50:52 That was beautiful, Chuck.
1:01:22 I had to go off spotify and come here just to know what the contractor did before eating
So fun when Joe mentions Tell Em Steve-Bob! TESD 4EVA
Thanks for the entertainment you gays
Speaking of Pearl Jam...I went down a Do The Evolution rabbit hole the other night and watched like 7 different live versions...And loved every one!!!
Love you two
Beef and Eggs are Superfoods!!!! 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😄
49:00 That's 25 years of drinking for ya.
"I gotta start incorporating noises into my act!"
I'd start with jokes 😉
Mark emerging from the fart was peak
Peak queef
You guys are very cerebral, love the quick takes on brothers in movies/art. So fast w stuff it really gets my schizo attention deficit brain filled with satisfaction. Salud
same here schizobro
Love these two gays! Thanks Guys!
Sup Skimpcoat and Ginchpad, been a while since I utilized my eyes and ears to this podcast.
Mark, one of these days you're gonna get pinched by the fuzz for one of these eggstravagent filchings from Hudson News and it just ain't worth the hassle. Get some cluckers in the apartment to keep the old lady company if that's what it takes so you got your own free supply🐔 Throw a neck pillow on em (the chickens, not your dame unless she could use the support) while yer at it, I know you've swiped a few as well from the mile sly club there Jack. Stay clean pal we love ya!
What’s with the paragraph sloppy jaloppy
@@Kas1645 I may or may not have been drunk when I wrote that😬
@@cloudbloom that’s Mark’s other podcast
That noise at 10:57 sounds like an electric guitar synth
This show fell off my feed randomly, then I looked and I wasn't subscribed. I don't remember unsubbing.
There’s enough quotes in this episode for 100 episode titles
I would love to see some sound effects in the next special! He’s good!
2+ weeks into Jan 2023 and we're still getting eps from last year, Wonder how many more from last year we'll be getting?
I know you have to have some on the shelf in case something happens, because they travel so much. It's got to be hard to do back to back podcasts and keep it entertaining.
off topic but mark got his hands on an amazing sweater there!!
40:18 spit take!
Fucking Chuck with that animation when Mark came back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
thanks to Mark saying Fablemans is snooze-o-rama, i knew it, ROFL!
The mention of Amy Schumer got this episode 400% less views.
Love a nice Court and Spark. It's no Hejira, but it don't stink.
It's all Eggs, Jerry
P.s. Joe… saw the Smashing Pumpkins 11/2/22 here in Detroit, no drum machines used, FYI.
See a celebrity at a restaurant, send a gift like a bottle of wine, find out what they're drinking send another round, etc, etc, wait when they receive it wave your hand. If they wave you over then talk to them. If they have manners they will. Thank you for it and wave you over.
Looks like mark either started shopping at express or his wife is dressing him. Or both.
💯
i miss the coors shirt
Gay Wisconsinite, here. Ian’s pizza is definitely overrated, unless you’re blasted drunk between sundown and farmers waking up
Mark was talking about celebrities deaths and 5 minutes later he almost dies.
Joe is just a tall gremlin . That is my contribution
no tea after midnight
I want to get into this podcast from the beginning but TH-cam REMOVED SORT BY OLDEST. Now how do I get to the first one without having to scroll through every time?
cod is GREAT...
cod is GOOD...
lets us thank you for this food...
Finally!
Cod is Good 🙏
Went down memory arshole...fucking great laugh outa that.
PRESS CONFERENCE STYLE
😱🤣🤭🗑🆗️👁✊🏿
I once saw Robin Colcord at the Waverly diner and left him alone.
I love Chuck.
Sounds like Joe's doing the reads in the closet of his shrinks office. Creepy whispers.
“What happened cod oil” 💀💀
Aww hearing the two of them being so naive thinking that men with the “perfect 5 o clock shadow” are just blessed with a solid shape of color… so sweet that they believe 🥲
Joe they did a scary movie with a kook, it's called the hitchhiker with Rutger Hauer
A basenji medium sized dog like a cat can only be trained with positive reinforcement, a useful skill to have that will outlive the dog.
49:16 First time ever Mark Normand not being funny
I almost cried
I’ve been saying Ian’s Pizza is overrated for years, and I always get shit for it.
No Country Old Men 👍
top 10 queef. all pipes
is mcsorleys the fictionalised bar from Horace and Pete?