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  • @searlyt
    @searlyt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7297

    As an Australian, when travelling in Austria I bought a very overpriced shirt that said “no kangaroos in Austria”. Worth.

    • @attilathehundownunder5719
      @attilathehundownunder5719 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      So did I!

    • @karenglenn6707
      @karenglenn6707 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      You are both legends!! I am so proud of you!

    • @Eugensson
      @Eugensson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

      Your two countries should def make a duo on Eurovision. That would be epic.

    • @juliedawia4497
      @juliedawia4497 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      I bought the fridge magnet. Austrians obviously have a good sense of humour

    • @teenageanarchist861
      @teenageanarchist861 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      if i'm ever going to down under i'll bring a similar shirt "Austria - no kangaroos only kuhlimus" which means no kangaroos only cows. Also a couple years ago a kangaroo escaped in austria. The jokes obviously wrote themselves

  • @veryblocky
    @veryblocky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3360

    “Bless their clogged little hearts” is the best thing I’ve ever heard

    • @PedroGarzaT
      @PedroGarzaT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      You can actually take that phrase out of context, and people would still know just who it is talking about.

    • @Peterthegreat1234
      @Peterthegreat1234 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​"blessed their clogged little 'black' hearts", you mean ?

    • @Noval5s
      @Noval5s หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Haha the next line tho "American isnt a race"😂

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Reads like an American wrote it honestly 😂

    • @Peterthegreat1234
      @Peterthegreat1234 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who posted this ?

  • @farrex0
    @farrex0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1630

    As a Mexican, born, raised and still living there, so actual Mexican. I was so confused when I visited the US. I met several people telling me they were Mexican, so naturally I start speaking Spanish and they just looked confused at me... well... turns out they weren't Mexican. They were Americans that claimed they were Mexican because their grandmother came from Mexico, lmao. They had never visited Mexico, they did not even speak Spanish.
    To make matters worse, one of them kept saying every second sentence that she was Mexican. She kept saying "Oh so I did this, because I am Mexican and we Mexicans are like that". And to make matters worse, no Mexican ever is like what she claimed Mexicans are like. It was all too surreal. I wanted to correct them, but at the same time they sounded so crazy to me I didn't know where to start. Sadly I corrected no one, I just let the train wreck continue while laughing internally. Many other Americans were like that, but they claimed to be from somewhere else, but something tells me they were just like those "Mexicans".

    • @rwags6848
      @rwags6848 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Perhaps they’re desperate to claim some heritage from somewhere?
      Seems to be a trait of US Americans.

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

      The US has this thing where people can't just be American, no, they have this or that american, irish american, mexican american, african american.
      I'm argentinian, my grandparents came from italy, but i don't say that i'm "Italian argentinian", i'm just argentinian, why add something that i'm not, my grandparents were from Italy, not me.

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Mexican is an ethnicity, kiddo.

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@darklex5150are you ethnically Argentinian? No, you're Italian.

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

      @@minecraftfox4384 am i from Italy? No, i'm from Argentina, i'm Argentinian period.
      Seriously, who gives them the right to say they are both mexican and american? They can't even speak spanish, they are as mexican as i am russian, which means none, zero.

  • @alphamorion4314
    @alphamorion4314 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

    4:05 *laughs in italian and a very specific town dialect that probably the next town won't understand all that well*

    • @AA-dr4yi
      @AA-dr4yi หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Americans learning that any romance language can conjugate a simple verb at least 30 different ways

    • @Diamond-p3j
      @Diamond-p3j 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Right!! I live in italy too and if i go in the city closest to mine they have a different accent 😂😂

    • @mrtomlovin
      @mrtomlovin 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      As an italian, i can confirm this.
      I doubt there's any other country in the world with such many and big differences in dialect from one city to the other...

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@mrtomlovinAllow me to introduce you to England. We often say the same thing here except that the scales are measured from one street to the next. It’s simply a linguistic phenomenon very old countries all seem to share and is one of the reasons why our languages were standardised in the ways they were.

    • @alicedamiano7718
      @alicedamiano7718 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      In fact, Italy has a lot of "dialects" that are actually languages on their own, and not mere variations of Italian. Italian is just basically the evolution of the Florentine dialect, that became the official/main language for the whole country, but this does not mean that e.g., Piedmontese or Sardinian are mere variations of the Florentine dialect, they developed historically on their own.
      And so many people speak Italian _and_ their dialect, sometimes even more than one dialect. For older generations, sometimes their dialect is their native language, and Italian is their second language that they learnt at school.
      (I'm Italian, for my parents Piedmontese is their native language)

  • @lout9231
    @lout9231 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4705

    My IQ has dropped about 50 points and I’m barely halfway through.
    Crayons are starting to look pretty tasty

    • @lunasakara7306
      @lunasakara7306 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

      Congratulations on joining the Marines. 🫡

    • @larswilms8275
      @larswilms8275 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

      Try the yellow. It is banana flavored.

    • @ki.44524
      @ki.44524 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      RESIST THE URGE

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      If you have eaten something in america, changes are atleast half of the ingredients in the food are also in crayons

    • @andorraball1253
      @andorraball1253 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      join the marines

  • @wynxcer
    @wynxcer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10085

    Americans make me feel like Einstein

    • @urbanshadow777
      @urbanshadow777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +320

      I genuinely thought that said Epstine there had to go back and read it again lol

    • @LukeWingrave
      @LukeWingrave 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@urbanshadow777SAME

    • @meggo4206
      @meggo4206 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      @@urbanshadow777haha literally. I was like ‘okay you little freak…’ 😅

    • @danielreed5199
      @danielreed5199 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Americans make you feel German?

    • @ZeeNastee
      @ZeeNastee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      There are ignorant people everywhere, that should be obvious but there are people who genuinely believe stereotypes.

  • @Jakeus101
    @Jakeus101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2968

    The most annoying thing about non-europeans is when they say “I went to europe” Like where? Were you in Ibiza or Grimsby?

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

      Aren't Reykjavík and Istanbul just banlieus of Paris?

    • @DTAM-Aviation290
      @DTAM-Aviation290 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      Why would you go to grimsby 💀

    • @glebglub
      @glebglub 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

      @@DTAM-Aviation290 to be glad with what you have back home

    • @DTAM-Aviation290
      @DTAM-Aviation290 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@glebglub ☠️

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      What If they Want to go to multiple countries and just says Europe to keep the sentence short it's not that big of a deal

  • @Domihork
    @Domihork 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    0:23 yes, in the EU, it's meant as 1st country - the country you're in, 2nd country - an EU/EEA country, 3rd country - everything else. (we usually just don't say 1st and 2nd)

    • @rodrigoandorinha9259
      @rodrigoandorinha9259 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      And ofcourse it needs to say where USA belongs, if not they would go out the back door

    • @rfidzy
      @rfidzy 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      USA also 3rd world country

  • @ThatCzechGuy
    @ThatCzechGuy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1526

    4:33 "Europeans do not respect cars"
    The autobahn would like a word.

    • @Person4148better
      @Person4148better 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

      *the entirety of Germany would like a word

    • @Sikaz5119
      @Sikaz5119 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      Diese Kommentar Sektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

    • @ytgray
      @ytgray 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@Sikaz5119 Google Translate? :)
      In German you would use Kommentarsektion. Yeah, those famous German compound nouns strike again.

    • @Sikaz5119
      @Sikaz5119 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@ytgray Ich weiß. Ich war zu faul es selbst zu tippen also habe ich die vorgeschlagenen Wörter über der Tastatur benutzt.

    • @chrisperyagh
      @chrisperyagh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Carl Benz would like a word.

  • @faithpearlgenied-a5517
    @faithpearlgenied-a5517 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1168

    This black bloke I know went on holiday to the US, he was asked by two different people what it's like to be African American in Britain. Number one, he's just British. Number two, his grandparents came here from Jamaica. He would never call himself African, never mind 'American' !?!? He said at first he was shocked by their questions then it took everything he had not to laugh at them 😅

    • @Fhalei
      @Fhalei 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

      I lived in the US for a bit, and while there a lady in Atlanta told me and my mum that she'd never met "African-Americans from the UK before" 😂It seems like it may be a common lack of understanding there

    • @ajrwilde14
      @ajrwilde14 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      British people can only be white, Afro-Caribbeans here are just Afro-Carribeans here.

    • @tricky1581
      @tricky1581 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      The confusion on behalf of the Americans isn't unusual given their poor grasp on how the world's works beyond their insular American centric thinking.
      But even in the UK people of clearly African heritage are referred to colloquially as Afro/Caribbean being as their ancestors may have come either from Africa or from British Caribbean colonies. However practically all black Caribbean people originally came from Africa, albeit perhaps unwittingly as slaves in 16th/17th century. So your friend may think of themselves as British of Jamaican ancestry, but his true heritage is black African. Therefore his UK non discriminatory racial profile would be Afro/Carribbean.

    • @jkman9828
      @jkman9828 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@tricky1581 If I would call my friend of Eritrean descent an African, he would fucking beat my ass. Aside from African Americans and Creamy white social justice warriors, no one calls them African. It completely disrespects the work they put in to integrate in the country they either now live in, or were born in.
      What you are saying, in some form of compassion, goes so far beyond the pale that it becomes racist again. The actual truth is, aside from Americans with no identity of their own and the terminally online, no one cares about their heritage.

    • @santinosalamanca4378
      @santinosalamanca4378 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      technically his ancestors were american not as in the usa but as in the continents combined (jamaica is in america)

  • @marcromain64
    @marcromain64 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1258

    Ah yes, authentic American food like German hamburgers, Belgian fries and Italian pizza and stuff.
    I wish we had all that in Europe too. /s

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Why do people associate all them with america then?

    • @maisumusuario
      @maisumusuario 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ssilent8202 Because those foods make you fat, and you have the entire world beaten on that front.

    • @arkaz5879
      @arkaz5879 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

      @@ssilent8202I think it’s cause of immigrants who came to America and brought the food with them. I’m pretty sure pizza is still seen as an Italian dish.

    • @marcromain64
      @marcromain64 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      @@ssilent8202 Which people are we talking about exactly?

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@arkaz5879 😎

  • @vykepp5709
    @vykepp5709 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Im canadian and when I'm travelling i make sure to point that out cuz i don't wanna be mistaken for american. I post about Thanksgiving, it just happened this past week. A bunch of dumb Americans comment telling me its not thanksgiving. Like correct its not thanksgiving for you! But it is for us

    • @T.Truthtella-n3i
      @T.Truthtella-n3i หลายเดือนก่อน

      No one cares what lame jealous Canada thinks.

    • @SomeYouTubeGuy
      @SomeYouTubeGuy 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This reminds me of a line from Big Bang Theory, Raj was talking to Howard about food and he asked if he ate Indian food at home (in India) Raj said yes but at home we just call it food. How does that relate to your story? You explain to the IQ challenged American about your Thanksgiving and when they get it they exclaim "Canadian thanksgiving" to which you reply "We just call it Thanksgiving"

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I like to think Canadians celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving earlier as a reminder to the Americans that Canada isn’t actually part of the United States and, second, to remind themselves to be thankful that they’re Canadian.

    • @helenbuchanan6015
      @helenbuchanan6015 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@feliscorax Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving around the middle of October, NOT one week earlier than the U.S.

    • @melonseedlings
      @melonseedlings 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@feliscoraxit’s about a month and a half earlier

  • @sergioaccioly5219
    @sergioaccioly5219 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +616

    When visiting my aunt that moved from Brazil to upstate New York. I went to Manhattan and took the train back. I stepped out of the station, and, being a bit lost, asked a passerby the way to her home's street.
    He warned me that my destination was some 400 meters away. He seemed quite concerned about that.
    That country has some strange ideas of what constitutes walking distance.

    • @suzyfarnham3165
      @suzyfarnham3165 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      ....they have zero idea of anything but their own town sometimes? I was in New Hope Pennsylvania and had done the SAME trip to JFK the year before but thought I would double check. I asked the motel owner.He said.."I dunno?Maybe 4 hours or comething??"
      I KNEW it wasn't...I checked and it was 1 hour 30 minutes. When I saw him the next day I told him....He said...'Well How should I know??.I have NEVER BEEN TO NEW YORK!" I asked if he was new to the area and he said he was born in Pennsylvania? You ask directions and they say..."Oooh I have no idea..THAT is in the next county!!" like I am asking about something 1,000 kilometres away!

    • @santinosalamanca4378
      @santinosalamanca4378 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      400 meters is literally just 4 blocks I am freaking crying
      what a bunch of carbrains

    • @Maria-mu4rg
      @Maria-mu4rg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@santinosalamanca4378 today i've walked 7,8 km, these people would die in europe

    • @davidgardiner4720
      @davidgardiner4720 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      An American knew what a metre was? Really?

    • @sergioaccioly5219
      @sergioaccioly5219 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      @davidgardiner4720 not really. He said It was a quarter mile. I converted the value, as I refuse to mention the imperial system If I Cam help It.

  • @peccatrix
    @peccatrix 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1977

    The pervading inability to understand the 24 hour clock is what mystifies me the most. Like...the day has 24 hours. An analog clock only has 12 marked out, yes, but it should still be quite easy to understand that past noon you just add a number every hour 'til you get to 24 at midnight and the day resets. “So instead of 60 minutes in an hour they have 30”...Psych grad students should study you in a lab somewhere, you’re fascinating, absolutely fascinating.

    • @EddThe19th
      @EddThe19th 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      @@whiterthanU53 This isn't the case though, most Brittish Children will be taught the 12 hour clock and AM and PM first, as they use an analogue clock as a teaching tool. The 24 hour clock is taught much later if at all, as far as I am aware there's no madatory young childrens exam's (the only time you'd be teaching someone to tell time). That include questions using 24 hour time. It's also just considered something that's very easy to pick up without requiring formal education. In adult life both are used interchangably and anyone will assume even someone with no formal education, or learning difficulties will most likely be able to understand time both quoted and written in both forms.
      This is the same for most European Countries. And I've personally met many people from all sorts of countries further east and south than Europe. And telling time in both 12 and 24 hour formats is never a communication issue.
      This does in fact seem to be a uniquely American oddity, atleast it being so; so wide spread.

    • @whiterthanU53
      @whiterthanU53 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@EddThe19th I’m not reading all that bro. I just know I was never taught the 24 hour clock. It was always the 12 hour system. I learned it by myself because I thought it was useful. Just like I assume anyone else would if they cared that much.

    • @DeckedSneeze709
      @DeckedSneeze709 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@whiterthanU53dude if you’re too pea brained to read a paragraph here you go:
      They get taught 12 hour and are expected to pick up 24 hour on their own

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      ​@@whiterthanU53Point is, there's nothing to be taught. It's very self-explanatory.

    • @EddThe19th
      @EddThe19th 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      @whiterthanU53 Wow clearly such a long amount of text... It's very hard to write this without sounding insulting. But it's worrying how slow you must read, to think that's more than a few seconds glancing worth of text. Dunno just feels more like a self report than anything else ❤️.

  • @kyx5631
    @kyx5631 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1302

    Nobody commenting on the fact that "5k marathon" doesn't make sense in the first place? A marathon is by definition 42 km, sometimes there are half-marathons that are - surprise - 21 km.
    There can be 5 km or 10 km runs, but they are not marathons...

    • @homyachock
      @homyachock 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +227

      America, anything longer than 1 km is marathon

    • @jamespindar592
      @jamespindar592 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      ah but it could be "5k marathon" like 5 thousand marathons or 210000km but that takes some determination and super powers

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      Decimarathon 4.2km
      Centimarathon 420m
      Millimarathon 42m
      Decimal system 😎👍

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@aleisterlavey9716 I wouldn't be sure so about that.
      American engineers have also decided that it is a good idea that "kilo" can mean either 1000 or 1024.

    • @Lorem_the_Ipsum
      @Lorem_the_Ipsum 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      ​@@to_lowwthe binary 1024 system actually has its own naming.
      For example, what windows wrongly declares as 1 kilobyte is actually 1Kibibyte, 1024 KiB is 1 Mebibyte (MiB) and so on

  • @Idaho_ballofficial1890
    @Idaho_ballofficial1890 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    9:22 bro burgers were made in Germany and fries were made in Belgium 😂😂

    • @T.Truthtella-n3i
      @T.Truthtella-n3i หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does anyone associate those foods with those particular countries? No.

    • @Idaho_ballofficial1890
      @Idaho_ballofficial1890 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @ yeah I know but they’re from those countries so womp womp

    • @DyslecticAttack
      @DyslecticAttack 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@T.Truthtella-n3i yes. They just don't market it constantly, because they have nothing to prove.
      Btw, apple pie is also not 'Murican. There are records for recipes in the Netherlands, the UK, and Germany for different versions decades before the first records of 'Murican apple pie.

    • @LazynessGod-Natosandr
      @LazynessGod-Natosandr 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      And yeah, we have fast-food restaurants every step (at least in Moscow), it's just that we don't SOLELY eat there.

    • @JustK4Y1512
      @JustK4Y1512 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@T.Truthtella-n3i as an European, yes we do. And you guys do as well, since you call them FRENCH fries (which was because you guys couldn’t even see the difference between a French and a Belgian person lmao)

  • @RandomWolfPrinting
    @RandomWolfPrinting 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +681

    Easiest way to learn Hungarian:
    Be born in Hungary to Hungarian parents, convert to Christianity and then pray to the lord that you can understand your mother tongue after going through the education system.

    • @leisti
      @leisti 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      That's a good one.

    • @fanny45641
      @fanny45641 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Follow the EXACT same tips for Finnish, same nightmare

    • @marihunlep
      @marihunlep 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      And this goes especially for someone whose family uses one of the stronger local dialects, like in/around Szeged, and then is faced with standard Hungarian in the education system 😆

    • @HienNguyen-cs1md
      @HienNguyen-cs1md 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Bro wat. I'm about to study abroad there. Shiet.

    • @mimisor66
      @mimisor66 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@HienNguyen-cs1mdyou are doomed 😢

  • @rattywoof5259
    @rattywoof5259 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2933

    What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico.

    • @TheSumOfAnIdeod
      @TheSumOfAnIdeod 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      Ima remember that joke, its good

    • @jobeans4760
      @jobeans4760 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      This week's Internet winner 😂

    • @marikothecheetah9342
      @marikothecheetah9342 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Good one :D

    • @TravellingTechie
      @TravellingTechie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Superb! They won’t even get it, as they don’t do Geography.

    • @SwampyThingy
      @SwampyThingy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂

  • @thatbritishmallard
    @thatbritishmallard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +825

    I am British with Irish ancestry. Am I Irish? Fuck no. Do I specify my ancestry when tell people I'm British? Fuck no. Are these 'Irish Americans' Irish? Most of them, fuck no.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      I am Welsh with Welsh ancestry does that make me.... oh... wait it does!
      So used to people from outside the UK simply assuming I am English with a funny accent!

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I specify ancestry when relevant.
      Also I’m Irish, British, German, and I was born in America.

    • @Tyrgalon
      @Tyrgalon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      @@ssilent8202
      "I’m Irish, British, German"
      If one of your parents is from a specific country and your other parent is from another you are HALF from both.
      For exampel Irish-British, or American-German (If one parent is from the country you live in that one goes first).
      If one of your parents is 50/50 you could maybe say you are 1/4th from both countries, but usually people only mention the one that is more dominant from their parent in a cultural sense in such a situation.
      If only your grandparents are from somewhere else you are seldom considered to have any claim to that country unless you have VERY strong cultural and family ties to back it up.
      I live in Finland with a Finnish and a Dutch parent.
      Nationality wise Im Finnish, I was born here and have lived here my entire life so far.
      My heritage is Finnish-Dutch, both genetically and culturally (I speak Dutch and partake in its culture).
      My children would be 1/4th dutch from me genetically, but it would not be something worth mentioning unless their other parent would also be half-dutch AND they would partake in Dutch culture to a considerable degree.

    • @leec6707
      @leec6707 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Me too. I'm unsure how far back my Irish roots are but I'd never call myself 'Irish English'! My dad was from North Shields so I could call myself 'Irish Geordie' but I was born in Oxford and I'm a proud Brit and European. I don't understand the desperation to classify yourself as something you are not.

    • @this.is.a.username
      @this.is.a.username 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      "Am I Irish? Fuck no"
      Yes, yes you are. That's how genetics works. But hey way to admit your irish ancestors were anglicized.. and they wonder why they lost their island. v0v

  • @wingTechnology
    @wingTechnology 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    4:26 "Europeans do not respect cars AT ALL" mfers when they find out that the top 5 fastest cars ever are all from Europe:

    • @arvalb0
      @arvalb0 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yea the car industry is crazy in Europe,
      Most known cars:
      Small countries like Sweden invented Volvo, Scania, Saab and koenigsegg. Czech invented Skoda.
      Italy invented Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, fiat and lancia.
      France Bugatti, Citroen, Peugeot and Renault.
      England Aston Martin, Bentley, jaguar, McLaren, Land Rover,
      Germany Mercedes, Porsche, opel, Audi, BMW and Volkswagen.

  • @karenglenn6707
    @karenglenn6707 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +635

    For me, as an Aussie who has been there 3 times, it’s the arrogance and the complete ignorance mixed together that does my head in. Thinking that everyone wants a green card (no thank you) and that they just invented everything including the English language. My sister was an exchange student there in 1980, her fellow students were surprised that she spoke such good English 😂, and after she graduated and came back home, our Education Department wouldn’t recognise the graduation as the standard wasn’t high enough so she had to do her HSC here. Also, she said the history that was taught was only in relation to the US, unlike here where we learnt about world history. They are so rapt up in themselves and consider themselves superior to everyone yet not realising that most people laugh at them, not with them. I could go on and on.

    • @NayLouise24
      @NayLouise24 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

      100%. I lived there 14yrs ago, as an 18yr old. Australian, lived in Seattle for a year. I got laughed at because I didn’t know details about the Civil War(they said it’s World History), asked if we had colour TV in Australia yet, and many, MANY times, asked where I learnt to speak English. The amount of stupidity I came across was insane. You get dumb people everywhere you go but the day to day ignorance was crazy.

    • @TheCheese71
      @TheCheese71 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Wait, they only taught American history? What state did she go to? Here in Cali we do American history in elementary and then through Middle and High school we do World History. And I think those students hit their head really, really, hard.

    • @maouikify
      @maouikify 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ok raygun

    • @karenglenn6707
      @karenglenn6707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@TheCheese71 well, you can watch TH-cam videos for yourself where Americans are asked about other countries. Many of them think that Europe is a country, so it’s not only in the state she lived in. Perhaps you have just been fortunate. And it still doesn’t explain why the US graduation was not accepted here as the standard was not sufficient.

    • @karenglenn6707
      @karenglenn6707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@maouikify are you butt hurt? You can hang it on Raygun all you like, she cracked us up she was so bad. But Aussies don’t get all precious is you say anything about our country, and will often agree with you too. Cheers Donald 🤣

  • @kierancampire
    @kierancampire 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1121

    The whole Roman African-American thing, I actually got into an argument with a guy once who thought we were rude/racist in the UK for saying black people are black, and not like, "African-British". But my counter arguments were firstly we just consider them British like a white person, it kinda feels more racist to have a caveat there. I have known black Americans who hate being labelled African-American. But also least here in the UK, I'd say we get an equal mix of people with African or Jamaican heritage, it's kinda rude to ask or assume
    But yeah, to have "Roman African-Americans" is particularly crazy, I hope that was an AI botch job

    • @kierancampire
      @kierancampire 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      Honestly I'm developing a pet peeve for Americans who think the American way is the most logical/should be the default because it's American, or speaking as if the American way is a worldwide thing, when typically only Americans do it the American way and the rest of the world do it another way
      Like recently on a TH-cam video I watched, a person commented like we're stupid/incorrect for writing words with "u" in it, and said we get taught that because our "ancestors are taught it" so it "gets ingrained" and "becomes a cycle". But considering American English is based on our English, and it isn't exactly like only the UK adds u's, it's kinda bold to act like the American way should be default cause it's American

    • @kierancampire
      @kierancampire 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

      Another thing I will never get haha
      Americans are supposedly really proud to be American and to identify as American, but also wanna identify as being from 5 other countries and get really mad if you say they are just American. Like, no, because your great, great, great, great grandparent was Irish, it doesn't mean you suffer historic Irish issues, and Ireland isn't "calling you home". I've moved home so much, yet the only one calling me home is the one I live in!

    • @homyachock
      @homyachock 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We have something like this is Russia, but different. There's a word "негр", it sounds like " Negr", you can guess with what word it sounds familiar, and it's completely neutral, it isn't offensive at all, official way to name the race. And some foreigners insist that it's offensive and we should name them black, but ironically, it sounds waay more offensive to call someone "black" here. "Negr" is literally means "black" from another language, why would it be offensive to say it, by using this term we're referring to official name instead of pointing directly on skin colour. If you ask any black person in Russia, he will prefer "negr" instead of Western terms cause that's how it is in this language and culture

    • @LuDa-lf1xd
      @LuDa-lf1xd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The hispanics have a lot of problems with them too.
      To begin with, they call themselves "American". In geography channels they get entitled when a spanish speaking country is called american.
      They call their "natives" native americans ( doesn't matter that you look as an average German dude) but if you come from another country you can't be native american (it's all political).
      They use "latino" and "hispanic" as a race thing.
      And their obsession with Africa.
      A black hispanic dude would say they are their country nationality (dominican for example) or say that they are hispano or "latino", but they want them to say that they are African american or afro something.
      If you don't follow their rules you hate yourself and have internalized racism.🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @LalaDepala_00
      @LalaDepala_00 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      This is a common thing Americans don't understand. They think that calling "African Americans" - "Americans" denies them of their history or something. Words matter so much to them.

  • @RavenousHog
    @RavenousHog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2850

    Thank god America declared independence now we don't have to deal with them

    • @Tottenham_GOAT
      @Tottenham_GOAT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      I wish we never discovered them

    • @iamaminepro614
      @iamaminepro614 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Tottenham_GOAT mate you do realize that 90% of the white Americans are of European descent right ?

    • @AntTheBloxxer
      @AntTheBloxxer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +275

      @@Tottenham_GOATyou didnt 😭, you colonized them

    • @photocide17
      @photocide17 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Real.

    • @SilverionX
      @SilverionX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunately, we still have to deal with them, or they'll invade and steal our natural resources... I mean look for WMD's.

  • @OG_Blaine
    @OG_Blaine 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    6:54 actually, Canadians DO celebrate thanksgiving. But it's on a different date, before Halloween rather than all the way in November. Although Canadians are quite similar to Americans in some ways, we are much more cultured, intelligent, and polite. Most of us anyhow.

    • @guillegilcriado6879
      @guillegilcriado6879 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I studied in Canada and I can tell you, they are much smarter, nicer and much more open-minded than in the US. I've been in the US and don't get me wrong, I met some amazing people; but the lack of general knowledge was astonishing. Still rather Canada and its lifestyle.

    • @OG_Blaine
      @OG_Blaine 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @guillegilcriado6879 I'm actually a Canadian, and I'm flattered you like us lol

  • @pommunist
    @pommunist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1847

    American beer is like having sex in a canoe, it's f-cking close to water

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      What type did you even have

    • @pommunist
      @pommunist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      @@emperorpalpatine7557 It's an old "banter" joke an American might hear if he found himself in an Aussie or British pub. Please don't shoot me Mr Sidious ;)

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I will use the power of the dark side

    • @ceejay0137
      @ceejay0137 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Given the number of small craft breweries nowadays in the USA that actually make beer that's decent by British standards, I'd say even the Americans are starting to agree with your statement! 🍺👍

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ceejay0137 But the level of suffering was also very high. Most (higher quality) breweries did not survive prohibition.

  • @kumoric
    @kumoric 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +590

    Some Americans just seem to confuse 'African-American' as a synonym for black

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Which still can be used in a racist manner.

    • @davis7428
      @davis7428 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s a social norm here just calling some one black sounds weird so it’s just a habit. I’m sure you would make the same mistake.

    • @louismart
      @louismart 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s how political correctness misleads you.

    • @yanczy.21
      @yanczy.21 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

      @@davis7428 i dont think you'd call a black person in a whole other country African-American cause they possibly MIGHT just MAYBE not be American 💀💀

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      This is true. When the civic celebration "Memphis in May" was celebrating Russia (this was in the 90s) (different year, different theme), some genius wrote in the paper that Pushkin was an African American. Much laughter ensued.

  • @meltdown6165
    @meltdown6165 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +335

    "Europeans don't respect cars at all." If you had the choice, would you pick:
    - a Cadillac over a Mercedes or BMW?
    - a Lincoln over a Rolls Royce or Bentley?
    - a Corvette over a Ferrari or Lamborghini?
    - a SSC Tuatara over a Koenigsegg or Bugatti?
    Face it, American cars are not very good, they only have a LOT of roads.

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      A lot of poorly maintained roads I might add.

    • @thescrewfly
      @thescrewfly 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      I have no respect for cars at all nor any interest in them. Happy to live in Europe without a fetish for lumps of metal.

    • @Martin-di9pp
      @Martin-di9pp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Cadilac, Mercedes and BMW are more or less in the same ballpark price wise, but comparing a Corvette (~70k) to a Ferrari (starting at 245k) or Lamborghini (around the same as Ferrari) is rather silly. Same for Lincoln vs Rolls Royce and Bently.

    • @meltdown6165
      @meltdown6165 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Martin-di9pp True, on the price the U.S. cars are very competitive. But from a market niche perspective the Corvette competes with Ferrari and Porsche and not with Lotus or Alpine? If I had to pay for it I would take the Corvette because you get 90% of the Ferrari for 1/3 the price. Lincoln Town Car is the most luxurious car the U.S. has to offer, that's why I compared it to RR.

    • @Martin-di9pp
      @Martin-di9pp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@meltdown6165 Most people who buy a Ferrari or Lamborghini don't buy it for the performance but for the status.

  • @Kiraiisan
    @Kiraiisan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    5:33 this is so funny because graffiti has it's origins on the roman empire and not america lmao "graffiti" is on italian even

    • @T.Truthtella-n3i
      @T.Truthtella-n3i หลายเดือนก่อน

      🙄

    • @Kiraiisan
      @Kiraiisan หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @T.Truthtella-n3i bro rolled his eyes virtually

    • @Alblaka
      @Alblaka 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Was Rome really the origin of that though? Couldn't the idea of painting city walls with messages you want the public to see have come about in literally any location that had both cities and writing? Of which there should have been plenty prior to Rome. I.e. Babylon or Alexandria?

    • @Kiraiisan
      @Kiraiisan 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Alblaka well, everywhere i look into says it has it's origins on the Roman empire, not surprising tho, i Guess the romans did a Lot of things lol

    • @joyscamander9502
      @joyscamander9502 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Alblaka As a former student of ancient languages and history, this is what I know. “Graffiti” comes from Italian, which originates from the Latin graphium (stylus for writing) and the Greek γράφω (to write). In ancient Rome, graffiti referred to inscriptions or drawings scratched or painted on walls, often carrying political, satirical, or personal messages. Similar practices existed in earlier civilizations like Babylon or Alexandria, but the term “graffiti” specifically ties to its Italian and Roman roots. Of course, today graffiti has evolved into a modern art form, but it’s still pretty similar to the original graffiti

  • @DoctorNicolasGames
    @DoctorNicolasGames 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    "Is 15 minutes walking too much to ask of you?" Yes. A guy I worked with told me a story how he was to go on a shooting range with some american soldiers (in Germany) back in his Bundeswehr days. It was like a 500 meters walk from the base to the range, but when the german soldiers started walking, the americans asked them "Where are you going? truck's gonna be here soon"
    So yeah, US culture very much erases the concept of walking from the mind of americans

    • @Hanz7432
      @Hanz7432 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I mean for most places in America you have to drive or take public transportation

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Hanz7432 i was in Ireland and it was pretty much America : Lite Edition with its grocery stores being like 2km away from the goddam CITY, my legs hurt, and i had to take massive amounts of food with me and walk it back, because walking 2km EVERYDAY just to buy a soda was inconvenient.

    • @paddor
      @paddor หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      2km takes 30 minutes to walk. Pretty healthy thing to do every day.

    • @23GreyFox
      @23GreyFox หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@paddor I'm too lazy for walking, i use my bicycle.

    • @LeutnantJoker
      @LeutnantJoker หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@F.B.I Seriously? You cant handle 2km?? That's less than people do when they walk their dog...

  • @KozmoPoly
    @KozmoPoly 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +770

    tbh I could see 2 'right' ways of writing dates: either DD/MM/YYYY or YYYY/MM/DD. Latter one being better for computer sorting, and upholding the rule of rightmost number (smaller unit) getting updated more frequently, but MM/DD/YYYY is definitely a wrong way of doing it

    • @edithdufoe853
      @edithdufoe853 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      When looking at a calendar what is the first thing you look at? Most people look at the month then the day the year is last. Therefore MM/DD/YYYY

    • @hinatamercury
      @hinatamercury 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      All 3 are correct but very confusing when the day and month are both 1-12. Depends on which country

    • @chronic2023
      @chronic2023 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      In the US, we write dates as: September 11, 2000 which is 9/11/2000.

    • @YeahNo
      @YeahNo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      What’s really shitty is my workplace outsources to another workplace who have recently updated their software and it’s either stuck with the American date system or they can’t figure out how to change it to normal dates, so all our stock is confused with the expiration dates. We can’t use expired stock and we can‘t be sure if less used stock is in or out of date so it has to be tossed!

    • @insertcreativenamehere492
      @insertcreativenamehere492 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      there’s no “wrong” way. They’re all equally right

  • @tori-loo
    @tori-loo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1148

    America absolutely reeks of main character syndrome 😂

    • @MrKingkz
      @MrKingkz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      Yes they do they seem to think they are the whole world lol

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      You can say the same for chronically online Europeans

    • @klaus2t703
      @klaus2t703 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Misntear Evereybody outside America knows this. Only Americans need this to be explained for everything. Like "German beer is good" here everybody knows that there also is bad German beer. We know we talk about the AVERAGE. Or "the Brits drink tea", nobody needs to explain us the there will be Brits that don´t like tea.
      "There are school shootings in the US", a typical American reaction: "No, in my school there was none." And "There also was a school shooting in Europe". Yes, we know: there is not a school shooting in EVERY US school. And we know that there are some in Europe. Some rare ones!
      For us: common knowledge. For Americans: For every new topic it something new.

    • @tori-loo
      @tori-loo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      @Misntear I didn't say any amount of people tbh, just that America reeks of it lol

    • @tori-loo
      @tori-loo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@emperorpalpatine7557 we are not the same

  • @LazynessGod-Natosandr
    @LazynessGod-Natosandr 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    This is how Americans probably think of other continents:
    Europe - uhhh idk Britain?/country
    Africa - country
    Australia - big insects
    Austria - what's the difference?
    Asia - idk China

    • @newsuperbowserworld
      @newsuperbowserworld 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You’re wrong. Stop pretending like Americans are immune to knowing geography.

    • @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube
      @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      as an american,
      Europe: britain
      Africa: elephants, outback, most poverty
      Australia: outback + “crikey mate!”
      Austria: 👨🏻_/
      Asia: biiiiiig continent + china and china+

    • @LazynessGod-Natosandr
      @LazynessGod-Natosandr 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube ah yes, my home country is China and Britain at the same time

    • @windowswastaken
      @windowswastaken 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the most accurate part is south america being forgotten

    • @LazynessGod-Natosandr
      @LazynessGod-Natosandr 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@windowswastaken damn... I guess I'm an American

  • @moonramshaw1982
    @moonramshaw1982 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1042

    I remember when my grandad heard that the Americans had gone to the moon. He was gutted when he found out it was just 3 of them😂

    • @Ciurk
      @Ciurk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      IM DYING

    • @bertramnedbal8480
      @bertramnedbal8480 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@Ciurk Well, you should have brought more supplies to the Moon.

    • @jamesjesus1828
      @jamesjesus1828 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Did he want them to send a bus load?

    • @EddieNoon
      @EddieNoon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      ​@@jamesjesus1828 The whole country, preferably!

    • @jamesjesus1828
      @jamesjesus1828 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@EddieNoon oh I get the joke now 😂

  • @robertheinrich2994
    @robertheinrich2994 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +373

    6:24 because european fanta actually contains oranges.

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Also it‘s a German Invention

    • @robertheinrich2994
      @robertheinrich2994 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@MaticTheProto actually not. the original fanta was somewhat like latella.
      later, they replaced it with an italian soft drink, but kept the name.

    • @philipprichardt8057
      @philipprichardt8057 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MaticTheProto It was the Nazis' answer to Coca-Cola.
      Then Coca-Cola took over the brand.

    • @mockupguy3577
      @mockupguy3577 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertheinrich2994, fanta was created in Nazi Germany during the war by the Coca Cola agent that could not get hold of cola. As supplies were unreliable it contained a bit of whatever they could get hold of.

    • @rinzler3260
      @rinzler3260 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@MaticTheProtonuh

  • @JamesNiteJK
    @JamesNiteJK 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +613

    as an american, i agree, we are some of the scariest and strangest people on the planet, every time i go outside i think, "what the hell is wrong with us?" then i go home and cry.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I highly doubt you are an American. But thanks for trying. Here have some attention anyway little buddy....

    • @guts1859
      @guts1859 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      ​@jennyanydots2389
      What? What's there to doubt? The US has like 350 million people and the majority of internet users, like it or not, are American-excluding me since I'm from a different continent.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@guts1859 The majority of people use social media a lot less than you think, you probably just think everyone is online all the time because you are online all the time. By the way on average (as of 2024, look it up homey) Americans spend LESS time on social media than Europeons... but yeah... American stereotypes. smh

    • @Abner.me.obviously
      @Abner.me.obviously 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Just smoke

    • @JamesNiteJK
      @JamesNiteJK 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Abner.me.obviously I do, just got a new pack of cameroons and a new lighter, and I got a discontinued version of the S&W SD9ve, I’m pretty happy all things considered, but this world is sinking in human shit :(

  • @HereticalKitsune
    @HereticalKitsune 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    4 generations deep American Irish immigrants. I don't think that's immigration anxiety, that's American anxiety.

  • @ShellShocked78-g3x
    @ShellShocked78-g3x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +400

    Dear americas,
    What tf is wrong with you?
    Sincerely, the rest of the planet.

    • @Littleartistbigdreams18
      @Littleartistbigdreams18 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Dear rest of the world,
      Lots.
      -Americans

    • @aeli-as
      @aeli-as 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Dear rest of the planet,
      Lots and some stereotypes
      Sincerely, Americans

    • @daslothman
      @daslothman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Dear rest of the world,
      depends on the person
      Sincerely, Sloth

    • @ManiaMac1613
      @ManiaMac1613 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dear rest of the world,
      -Lead. It's in the water, it's in the paint, it's in our guns. It's everywhere. Lead is the problem.

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@ManiaMac1613 i like my brain drippy bruh
      -Average American

  • @Blobberrr
    @Blobberrr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    i find it so ironic that americans say they have more freedom than anyone else, despite having less freedom than here, australia, canada, most of western europe among other places

    • @Ben-xe8ps
      @Ben-xe8ps 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      I would really love to know exactly what freedoms they believe that they have which we don't have in the UK, Australia, NZ, Western Europe etc. It would be interesting to ask an American to list them. The only 'freedom' I can think of is the freedom to go around carrying a gun which I wouldn't want to have anyway.

    • @Blobberrr
      @Blobberrr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@Ben-xe8ps really and truly id argue the freedom to carry guns gives you less freedom, because everyone else can too and that puts u in danger so it kinda works against them in my mind,

    • @TheCheese71
      @TheCheese71 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Ben-xe8psI guess free speech, but does it matter anyway if people are so sensitive?
      Plus those countries probably have that as well. So yeah, you have a point.

    • @santinosalamanca4378
      @santinosalamanca4378 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@TheCheese71 also kind of unrelated but I will say something for unitedstatians that misunderstand free speech
      free speech is not the right to say anything without consequences, it is the right to say anything (meaning that you can still be ostracized)

    • @georgezee5173
      @georgezee5173 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Ben-xe8ps To be fair, the US must be the only country that has actual freedom of speech, whether we like that or not. Still I wouldn't like to live in that country though.

  • @clar1nettist204
    @clar1nettist204 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +623

    Americans saying "doorbell sound isn't very pleasant" have the absolute GAUL when their schools' bell sounds like a fire alarm

    • @sslainsaturn
      @sslainsaturn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      wrong the fire alarm sounds like you're choking a goose into a subwoofer

    • @Dashing1100
      @Dashing1100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Bro have you only watched movies. That shit got changed to something more pleasant in like the 90’s

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You have never been to an American school

    • @patrickporter6536
      @patrickporter6536 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Gall.

    • @sslainsaturn
      @sslainsaturn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Dashing1100 my school has been around since the 1920s so its still accurate lol

  • @pikkusaukko
    @pikkusaukko หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    - DD/MM/YYYY is very simple to explain. The rule of going smallest to biggest 1Day, month has 30/31 days and year has 365 days or 12 months. Also I don't know for all countries but many say the date 26th of June.
    - 24 hour clock, day has 24h. It is still common and ok to just say two insted of 14.00
    - Metric system is very simple, 10 of something is one of something bigger and so on: 10ml is 1cl, 10cl is 1dl amd 10dl is 1l

  • @alittlebitofeverythingyt7394
    @alittlebitofeverythingyt7394 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +556

    Whenever someone calls Europe a country, or an American complains that we write our dates wrong and try to act like how they do it is the “normal” way, I die a little inside

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Well at least we know how to spell aluminium
      ...no, wait

    • @beathammer7420
      @beathammer7420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      well, the way they do it is normal, for them. just like it's normal for certain people to eat crayons...

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who cares that's only a small minority

    • @ehur-s8u
      @ehur-s8u 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As an American I don't believe in your date system simply because I was raised differently, which is fine, HOWEVER, can we please just bully Canada for sometimes using Y/M/D and selling milk in plastic bags?

    • @beathammer7420
      @beathammer7420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      @@ehur-s8u it's just the correct order inverted, that's fine. way better than displaying a date out of order.
      milk in plastic bags used to be a thing here when I was a kid. put the bag in a mug befor cutting it open, it's no big deal.
      motion denied.

  • @asdfyxcv1100
    @asdfyxcv1100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    "Third countries" is a legal European Union term used to refer to any country that is not a member of EU or somehow similar in whatever context. Can be from a tax, duties, economic sanctions regimes, or other perspective.

    • @nickryan3417
      @nickryan3417 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Yeah, it's a weird but local way of describing things. It's common too, for example "third party" means "someone else"

    • @endthisnonsense7202
      @endthisnonsense7202 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's not a legal term it's just two words that describe "countries not in scope of this context". Third countries underneath "UK and EU-passport holders" means other countries. In Dutch law "third countries" means "Not the Netherlands" in IMF documents "third countries" would mean non-IMF-members. It's just understandable language.

    • @HotelPapa100
      @HotelPapa100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@nickryan3417 It's not weird. First country: The coutry you are entering. 2nd: Countries in the same organisation, e.g. the EU or the Schengen area. 3rd: Everybody else.
      Just like "third party" refers to an entity outside of the two parties entering into a contract.

    • @nickryan3417
      @nickryan3417 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HotelPapa100 Thanks! I always wondered about this terminology and this explains it well.

    • @alexanderkupke920
      @alexanderkupke920 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nickryan3417wanted to say the same, it is just a specific way derived from third party.
      Especially in the EU or the Schengen area it also makes some sense. You are in one country (first) that belongs to a group for which certain rules apply (second countries) like not requiring a passport to move around. Then all other countries are third in that relation.
      Also third party usually was used if you deal with let's say a vendor and something has to be brought in from somewhere else as well, between you and the vendor, that other party would then be a third party. But it seems at some point in some situations use of that word spilled over in using third party for just everyone else.

  • @zanewithdasideye
    @zanewithdasideye 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    I once saw this funny ass short where this British kid said "at least our schools don't look like fortnite battle Royale."

    • @Hanz7432
      @Hanz7432 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      How is that funny

    • @giotoro3934
      @giotoro3934 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@Hanz7432dark jokes my beloved

    • @Hanz7432
      @Hanz7432 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@giotoro3934 it’s just not even funny though

    • @giotoro3934
      @giotoro3934 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hanz7432 yeah maybe

    • @Alejandroso31
      @Alejandroso31 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Hanz7432
      Valid, dark humor is one of those things you either hate or love

  • @Recfoxfromtescos
    @Recfoxfromtescos หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    "America english hard to learn"
    Germans have like 16 words for the word "the"
    4 for masculine
    4 for feminine
    4 for neuter
    4 for plural

    • @hnlking
      @hnlking 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      American English (and perhaps other English dialects) are hard to learn because of many inconsistencies. Words like “though,” “through,” and “thought” are spelled similarly, but pronounced differently. Irregular verbs also make it confusing, like “go” turns into “went,” instead of “goed.” Some may take idioms literally instead of figuratively. “Kick the bucket” means “to die.” Phrasal verbs also may cause confusion-where some verbs change meaning depending on the preposition used. Lastly, we have SVO (Subject-Object-Verb) word order, but there are some exceptions with OSV (Object-Subject-Verb) word order, for example, “The bananas Jane ate,” can be used to emphasize or for a rhetorical effect. OSV is not the default word order.

    • @wonvik
      @wonvik 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ofc, try to learn any of the Slavic languages. ​@@hnlking

  • @Paco0parla
    @Paco0parla 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    I am Spanish, and I can explain the doorknob in the middle of the house door. That knob does not turn, it's just to pull, you will open the door with the key, always (yes, if you forget your keys and close the door from outside, you're out of your home) and since most house doors (the one in the video certainly is) are metallic (although with wood paneling) you need to pool slighly to allow the bolts that hold it close to be freer while turning the key. Doing this (pulling and turning the key) would be awkward if the knob where on the right (where the keyhole is). Also, since they're havier than simple wooden doors, the knob in the center allows you to control the weight better. If it were on the right side of the door you may accelerate the door too easily, the knob being in the middle makes you feel the real weight and not slam it.
    edit: words

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Thank you for explaining. Ironically, in England the knob is normally the one inserting the key.

    • @Clay-qq5vb
      @Clay-qq5vb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      wait this is actually super interesting thanks for sharing

    • @glennhouben3385
      @glennhouben3385 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂​@@Naptosis

    • @Paco0parla
      @Paco0parla 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Clay-qq5vb Aw, thanks for the kind reply. Also, this design with the keyhole standing alone allows door to have an universal system for changing the keyhole. This comes in handy when you buy a new house or lose a key, you can go to the HW store and change the lock just with one screw, if I am not mistaken, compatibility is not as good with the keyhole hardware more popular in the UK and the USA. You can see the piece looking up "euro cylinder" or "euro profile" in Google images, it's common in all continental Europe, at least in the west part surely.

    • @bloodvue
      @bloodvue 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So it's more like an industrial freezer door with some weight to it.

  • @Cadiastand-upcomedy
    @Cadiastand-upcomedy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

    "Europeans do not respect cars at all"
    Ferrari
    Aston Martin
    Jaguar
    Land rover
    Mercedes
    Lotus
    Bugatti
    Alfa romeo
    Lamborghini

  • @ryanstoyreviewsz
    @ryanstoyreviewsz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +573

    5 seconds in your singing is beautiful george

    • @ultraxxy
      @ultraxxy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      BRENDON URIE??

    • @ryanstoyreviewsz
      @ryanstoyreviewsz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ultraxxy GERARD WAY?????

    • @kdkhsjhskh
      @kdkhsjhskh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@ultraxxy im cryign why are both brendon urie and gerard way in a memeulous comment section

    • @JunjiDorito
      @JunjiDorito 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@kdkhsjhskhi feel like I should warn you not to send any money to Nigerian princes

    • @kdkhsjhskh
      @kdkhsjhskh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JunjiDorito i would send money to a nigerian princess if the nigerian princess was gerard way

  • @mastergamer-zq8xc
    @mastergamer-zq8xc หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    9:00 that isnt the trauma of immigrants anymore thats just child abuse trauma now lmao

  • @CaptainQuo
    @CaptainQuo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +314

    The weirdest thing about the Hadrian one is that he wasn't even African. He was born in an Italian settler colony in Spain.

    • @Henrik_Holst
      @Henrik_Holst 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      So Italian American then 🙂

    • @adriancampbell6924
      @adriancampbell6924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@Henrik_Holst I'm laughing my guts up at that one.

    • @MerryXmasMfkrs
      @MerryXmasMfkrs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Henrik_Holstlol

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Henrik_Holst Or Spanish American perhaps? (Hispanic???)

    • @unbruin4091
      @unbruin4091 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@EarlJohn61clearly latino

  • @harubutjojo
    @harubutjojo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1205

    I find it hilarious when Americans talk about burgers and fries being their food as if they didn't come from Germany and Belgium respectively

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      I have to be fair on this one. Fish and chips never came from the UK either.

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's clearly the only food you have heard also it's ours because of our delicious taste of freedom

    • @TheJpf79
      @TheJpf79 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@cambs0181 We're an island where do you think fish come from? Chips sure, potatoes aren't from here but fish? Really? Fish that are literally caught in the water next to some fish and chips shops and cooked? They're not from here?

    • @TheJpf79
      @TheJpf79 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@emperorpalpatine7557 What?

    • @thescrewfly
      @thescrewfly 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@TheJpf79 The idea of fish and chips (fish fried in batter and fried potato slices) came from Portugal originally.

  • @DAVID-ks9vp
    @DAVID-ks9vp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    As a brit from Bavaria:
    American 'football' is rugby for wimps
    Pool is tiddly winks with coloured balls.Snooker is chess with coloured balls.
    America has the best baseball players.(because nobody else plays it)

    • @Napkin24
      @Napkin24 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I doubt you have ever watched a football game. Idk what “tiddy winks” and “snooker” are. And countries like Japan and Cuba enjoy baseball.

    • @adriancampbell6924
      @adriancampbell6924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      American 'football' isn't football at all. It is just played with one but only one person on a team of eleven (be it offence, defence or special teams) can legally kick a ball. How can that be called football compared to soccer or even rugby, both of which rely heavily on all and any members of the team putting their foot to the ball on a regular basis.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@Napkin24 I have, and I doubt you have watched a rugby game by the sounds of it.
      Seeing two 200+ pound guys who can sprint the 100 metres in just under 10 seconds slam into each other at full tilt WITHOUT padding or helmet might illuminate why we consider American Football is Rugby for wimps....
      And we do not call it Football, only Americans call American Football just Football. For the rest of the world Football is what you refer to as Soccer. The US is literally the only country in the world that calls it soccer.

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Dude do you wanna know how many get injured I'm our sport if we don't have padding and the rules in place people would be dead out there

    • @adriancampbell6924
      @adriancampbell6924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@emperorpalpatine7557 Rugby is played without padding, helmets or 150kg slobs who can't last 4 plays without getting a rest on the sidelines. All players are required to run for 80 minutes without breaks except for penalties and half time. Do not suggest the American game is tougher than that or you will be accused of being stupid.

  • @DasGamer127
    @DasGamer127 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a member of the Canadian community, I would like to say that we are nothing like the yanks below us

  • @Inu47Yasha
    @Inu47Yasha 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    It will always make me giggle that Americans think Europeans are all poor

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's because you are and you don't get our freedom

    • @Inu47Yasha
      @Inu47Yasha 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      @@emperorpalpatine7557 not sure what American freedom™ has to do with the perception that Europe is poor

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      TBF we have very poor countries like Moldova or Kosovo.
      And it's probably a misconception that comes from the American people often not realising what we generally don't have to spend money on. So even if we often earn nominally less money we're not necessarily poorer overall.

    • @diablobloy2689
      @diablobloy2689 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@emperorpalpatine7557You...do get that our cost of living are different than yours ? Or at least I hope you do

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a joke and being ironic bub

  • @philipprichardt8057
    @philipprichardt8057 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    The pig legs are actually airdried Spanish ham. The Spanish "jamón" is not just food, it's a culinary culture. It is so exquisite, it will make your palate dance polka.

    • @majorlaff8682
      @majorlaff8682 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hey, polka is a Czech half-step dance move. How about it will make your palate dance flamenco (Spanish, though more correctly, Andalusian) or tarantella?

    • @Banthah
      @Banthah 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pata Negra is the food of the gods

    • @pandamilkshake
      @pandamilkshake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@majorlaff8682 Flamenco is a near-carbon copy of Indian Kathak, so...Sevillana would be 😂

    • @georgezee5173
      @georgezee5173 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm Spanish and I must admit that I have never seen these many being displayed at a store. Usually you're going to see a fifth of that at most, and only during Christmas. We have tradicional bars where they hang the "jamones" on top of the bar. Now that I can see being a shocking experience for foreigners 😂

    • @Thevoiceofsomething
      @Thevoiceofsomething หลายเดือนก่อน

      @georgezee5173, in some places in the US we have country ham. Not similar in taste to jamón, but you can go to a grocery store and see then just hanging ready to be bought.

  • @isakgamling3355
    @isakgamling3355 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    About 2:10 there was a fun thing when people in the middle east burned the Swiss flag meaning to burn the Swedish flag, confusing Switzerland and Sweden in english

    • @connorgrynol9021
      @connorgrynol9021 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’ll be honest, I still have trouble with the two. I have to double check every time I talk about one. I don’t know why the information doesn’t stick.

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      That's because you never heard of Swaziland.

    • @MrDannyDetail
      @MrDannyDetail 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@to_loww Which change it's name to eSwatini some time ago,,,,

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@MrDannyDetail Which means the same thing anyway. It's like Turkey/Türkiye.

    • @FPV_Kingfisher
      @FPV_Kingfisher 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@to_loww
      Tbh that sounds like Naziland

  • @TheRealBillix
    @TheRealBillix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    9:07 that guy 100% ordered the most outlandish thing possible and tries to make it look normal... like wtf even is that?

  • @Missy50url
    @Missy50url 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I am an American living in Australia it blows my mind the lack of curiosity about another country just assuming every o5er person on the planet is not as free or as special.
    When I took my children to visit their American cousins the difference in education was pronounced.
    My kids could name and locate 30 or more countries on the globe their cousins could barely locate the US.

    • @suzyfarnham3165
      @suzyfarnham3165 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      BUT they do have a bible in every classroom in Oklahoma!! Yep...spent millions to put a bible in every classroom when their state is coming 49th out of 50 for education!! Shame none of the kids will ever read them! Truly stupid... Americans are the most insular people on Earth..they think the world revolves around them?? They have one of the LOWEST passport rates per capita of ANY developed country? I have been dozens of times...but never again...EVER. America is about to hit a hurdle BIG TIME...and it will be their own fault. They are about to get what they voted for. Insanity...

    • @T.Truthtella-n3i
      @T.Truthtella-n3i หลายเดือนก่อน

      Simp.

  • @44_woohoo_44
    @44_woohoo_44 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    7:23 if you say "Londonderry" you are certainly not a Derry girl 😂

    • @Im_The_Irish_Guy
      @Im_The_Irish_Guy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Irish/northern irish watches jack and George??!

    • @44_woohoo_44
      @44_woohoo_44 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Im_The_Irish_Guyyeah, why wouldn't we?

    • @Im_The_Irish_Guy
      @Im_The_Irish_Guy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@44_woohoo_44 Exactly!

    • @noragogo-ws4qy
      @noragogo-ws4qy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @veryill2
      @veryill2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      What's even worse is that the subreddit they posted on was r/DerryGirls which is a sub not for girls from County Derry but a sub for the show Derry Girls

  • @AutonomousDonk
    @AutonomousDonk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Fanta is a bright orange in the US as the colouring used in the US is banned in countries that are concerned about carcinogenic poisons.

    • @pandamilkshake
      @pandamilkshake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That is because, in America, you can use whatever ingredient you want, until it is proven to be harmful. In Europe, you have to prove that every single ingredient is safe *before* they let you use it.

    • @T.Truthtella-n3i
      @T.Truthtella-n3i หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, SO MANY people die from food coloring every year. 🙄

    • @danielthompson2564
      @danielthompson2564 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the coloring using in the EU is banned in the US.

  • @melsch8740
    @melsch8740 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2:38 5km marathon in itself is funny wording to me, a marathon is 42km 🤣

  • @damhra
    @damhra 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    “Londonderry” that in and of itself discredits any Irish heritage this person claims to have

    • @Treinbouwer
      @Treinbouwer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We have a board game which shows the name Londonderry and shows northern Ireland as part of the country Ireland. I do not know that much about the troubles, but it seems a rather odd choice.😂

    • @HSkraekelig
      @HSkraekelig 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Well, in her defense, heritage isn't the same as knowledge.

  • @DrProfNoNo
    @DrProfNoNo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

    1:25 wait till they find out the international court of justice is in The Hague

    • @zak3744
      @zak3744 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A few of them are aware. Did you miss the story a while ago where some American politicians were threatening a military invasion of the Netherlands because the court in The Hague had issued an arrest warrant for some Israelis? 💀

    • @ehur-s8u
      @ehur-s8u 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As an American, I DID infact know the ICJ is in the Netherlands, the worst of us can't speak for all of us. I can't point to a racist german and call all germans N@@is, can I? Or point to an extremist french and call all French smoking frog leg eaters.

    • @SchnuffiJames
      @SchnuffiJames 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The US is not a state party to the Rome Statute. So not part of the world court of course.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Rowling isn't even American which makes it even funnier.

    • @QuentinPlant
      @QuentinPlant 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@gokbay3057 This. Though seeing how much she is involved in US politics, it's easy to forget that.

  • @fdjaklffjadslkfja4355
    @fdjaklffjadslkfja4355 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I'm fluent in Japanese and a native English speaker. I can give insight into how complicated each language system is. In my experience, Japanese is a lot more consistent with it's rules but that mostly applies to standard, modern Japanese. I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of Kansai place names that make no sense and you wouldn't know how to read them unless you knew beforehand or you have a good grasp on the area's history.

    • @kenchristie9214
      @kenchristie9214 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      English has to be the most difficult language to read, especially with the words dough, bough, cough, and enough are all pronounced differently.

    • @glimmerthesilkwing6067
      @glimmerthesilkwing6067 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@kenchristie9214Also the word through.

    • @336Trolololololololo
      @336Trolololololololo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@kenchristie9214 as a non-native speaker: no, really not that difficult. Also the words are perfectly understandable when you *read* them. It might be a problem if you try to *pronounce* them without knowing how but this is also not too difficult after a short while and, thus, something you usually learn early on.

    • @Smeik100
      @Smeik100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kenchristie9214
      I think Chinese or Japanese are harder to read.

    • @ricktheweeb5382
      @ricktheweeb5382 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I found japanese to be easy to understand but hard to read since I could not for the life of me remember all the hiragana and dont get me started on katakana

  • @the_dominator
    @the_dominator 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    7:08 canada has thanksgiving too but it’s earlier in the year

    • @DavidJimenez-tt5ok
      @DavidJimenez-tt5ok 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbf Canada is in North America so technically American the same goes for mexico Central America south America and every other in the the continents just not in the way most people think of when people say American

    • @Jza-GZa40k
      @Jza-GZa40k 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@DavidJimenez-tt5ok Canada isn’t America,They are French Decent that founded that land the same way the Irish and British Founded America.

    • @bcc86
      @bcc86 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Jza-GZa40k Canada is located in the north American continent therefore it is American not French, you can google it

  • @scotthodgins7975
    @scotthodgins7975 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Canada celebrates Thanksgiving, but ours is a feast for thanking all the people who helped bring in the farmers harvest.

    • @MoeSzyslak20
      @MoeSzyslak20 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's also like 5 weeks before the US has Thanksgiving, so it's barely the same

    • @azazel_67
      @azazel_67 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I thought you were going to say that it's a feast for thanking you're on the right side of the border 😭

    • @ErnestKirby
      @ErnestKirby 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      in england its a harvest festival,as kids we all had to bring food,veg tinned stuff to be distributed to the elderly

    • @Banthah
      @Banthah 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I assumed it was Canadians giving thanks that they were born north of the border! 😂

    • @rwags6848
      @rwags6848 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And maintained the southern border! 😬

  • @ZhadTheRad
    @ZhadTheRad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    "Soccer is popular because it is a peasant sport"
    Ah yes, the most popular sport in the ENTIRE WORLD is popular only because it's a "peasant sport". There's literally like 5 BILLION fans, from low income to megarich. And let's not forget the FIFA World Cup, which is the most popular sport competition in the world, which is more popular than the Olympics.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually if you think about it, its so popular because its a peasant sport, and most people ever born have literally been peasants, or their industrial age equivalents in the working class!
      What sport do you think is going to spread furthest and be played by the most people? The one played by the peasants, who make up the majority of the population? Or the one played by the wealthy toffs?
      I mean look at the difference between football and cricket.... See what I mean?
      So its really not wrong. Condescending, but not wrong, and still does not reduce the butthurt most Americans feel when they realise football (not their version, the REAL version) is more popular than American Football and baseball combined... Both of which are sports barely played outside the USA....

    • @enorma29
      @enorma29 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      to be fair, back in the 1800s when soccer rules were defined, it was very much a pastime for the poor

    • @katinsu7700
      @katinsu7700 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@enorma29so what‘s wrong about that? Everybody wants to play polo…?

    • @maskeddev
      @maskeddev 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@enorma29 Old Etonians FC won the FA cup in the 1800s

    • @TheAmetralladora
      @TheAmetralladora 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      to play futbol you only need 4 rocks and a ball (or paper and tape)

  • @panjamysy
    @panjamysy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    I'm American and I have literally heard things this stupid in person while passing by people in a store or at a restaurant 😂

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Every place has idiots bub just how the world is

    • @comparingwarcrimes
      @comparingwarcrimes 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ^
      |
      |
      "every people criticize please stop criticizing"

    • @K45-lv6et
      @K45-lv6et 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Felicidades eres del 5% de los Yankees que no son .. ... yankess lo siento

    • @calar333
      @calar333 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I had to bring an atlas to work once to prove that Chad is a country in Africa and that Africa isn't a country.

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@emperorpalpatine7557 If stupid was a plane the US would be the airport, i have countless friends from there and they are not very enlightened...

  • @sunflowermyeyes9758
    @sunflowermyeyes9758 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    America acts like the pretty cheerleader in Highschool, thinking that dating the captain of the football team, makes everyone else envy them, but is secretly hated and laughed at behind their back lol

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the thing is she also tried to get with, or being nosy with everyone's business. Thinks she's the heroine/protagonist most of the time too.

  • @Elphaba555
    @Elphaba555 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    Memeulous saying "pig legs" has the same energy as Benedict Cumberbatch saying "penguins"

    • @DildoGaggins1
      @DildoGaggins1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      pengwings

    • @GetSoupedSoHard
      @GetSoupedSoHard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      penglins

    • @Nobby76
      @Nobby76 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      penwings

    • @BasmatiCentauri
      @BasmatiCentauri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pengwings

  • @welshthor
    @welshthor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Not understanding the 24-hour system is grounds for classing someone as subhuman

    • @philipmcniel4908
      @philipmcniel4908 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I habitually subtract 7 or 8 hours when I see a 24-hour time, because whenever I see 24-hour time it's always UTC.

    • @JT-dm3tp
      @JT-dm3tp 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I love it when Americans call it 'military time', as if you need military training to be able to add twelve?!

  • @sStormy
    @sStormy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    As a Scottish person, I agree

    • @dxxna8364
      @dxxna8364 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@sStormy as another Scottish person I strongly agree

    • @dugsssaojwvej
      @dugsssaojwvej 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@dxxna8364 as a Pakistani that lives in England who’s best freind is Scottish on behalf of the Pakistani, English and Scottish

    • @connysmcb
      @connysmcb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As an irish person, i definitely agree

    • @calcalofwisdom
      @calcalofwisdom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please stay in Sweden! You are obviously not a very smart person!

    • @Haste32
      @Haste32 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As another Scottish person, I agree.

  • @romeufrancisco7041
    @romeufrancisco7041 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the "one hour in America is 60 minutes while in Europe it's 30" absolutely devastated my mind.

    • @dogo7002
      @dogo7002 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Once a British person told me that a European minute is 100 seconds and an American minute was stupid for being 60 seconds, It really annoyed me that he made up something stupid just to say that Americans do it the stupid way, like every single European on the internet.

  • @TonyBorger-yi3wl
    @TonyBorger-yi3wl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    I was on a US air craft carrier when the Admiral addressed the troops. It was in Perth. He warned them all about misbehaving and then emphasised very strongly to not EVER try to out drink the Aussies. It can't be done. I've been to Europe and the Us and all American beer is shit. All European beer is fabulous.

    • @lacdirk
      @lacdirk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The best thing about Fosters is the "Australian for Beer" advertisement series.
      It might be the only good thing about it too.
      But it is truly legend.

    • @nickryan3417
      @nickryan3417 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      To be fair to the USians, there are some good beers in the US, but generally only those that are made in what they call "micro-breweries". As long as they are independent some of these do brew nice beer. However, to stay profitable many also have to produce beer more acceptable to mainstream US tastes - therefore weak and has to be drunk very cold to hide the lack of taste.

    • @DarrenGregg-j3e
      @DarrenGregg-j3e 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not much of a boast, is it?

    • @lordsrednuas
      @lordsrednuas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@lacdirk I'm Australian and have literally only ever seen or heard of references to Fosters from Americans.
      I concede that it might be possible to purchase in places with large international beer sections, along with the Budweiser, but it's not going to be the most popular American beer here by a long way

    • @justsad-1392
      @justsad-1392 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Scotland here, we wish to accept that challenge!

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    I watch your videos with my mate from Ireland, and when the so-called "Derry Girl" said she came from "Londonderry" he actually choked on his own spit for a few moments. I got pretty close, too.
    That's... certainly one way to show you're not in touch with your heritage.

    • @sondekommando
      @sondekommando 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is the name for the city.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@sondekommando Don't say that to anyone South of the Border, or a lot of people North of it...
      In some places referring to Derry as Londonderry will get you stabbed, if you are lucky. And that is not a joke. Thats utterly serious.
      So yeah, not really in touch with the Irish heritage... At least not the Southern Irish heritage... The Northern Irish see it differently. Irony about them is most of the plantations were Scottish... and the Scottish originally CAME from Northern Ireland...
      Something the Irish do not like to admit....

  • @markmark63
    @markmark63 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    A "Third Country Nation" is defined as a country which is not a member of the European Union (EU), or European Economic Area (EEA). Britain is therefore classified as a Third Country Nation.

  • @elliotreidmd
    @elliotreidmd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    These videos remind me of the old adage, don't argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it think

    • @glebglub
      @glebglub 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@theomacer3094 you can make them think if you fill them full of holeth

    • @ehur-s8u
      @ehur-s8u 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I agree, which is why im not going to argue with you.

    • @convinceme6676
      @convinceme6676 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ironically it was american writer ( Mark Twain) that is credited with that quote.

    • @comparingwarcrimes
      @comparingwarcrimes 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@convinceme6676 ironically, mark Twain used paper invented in china for his works

  • @Nehemiah_Scudder
    @Nehemiah_Scudder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    Thanksgiving is celebrated in the UK, on the fourth of July. We finally got rid of all the prudes and religious nutjobs.

    • @spervuurproduksies
      @spervuurproduksies 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Hahaha. That is actually quite funny. If I understand you correctly.

    • @astranger448
      @astranger448 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Australians are still thankful that they got the criminals. Criminals sometimes see the error of their ways, better themselves and set themselves free. Australia could have gotten the religous wingnuts. Wingnuts per definition can't be wrong so they stay wingnuts forever.

    • @Stuffed_Cat
      @Stuffed_Cat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I thought it was in the early autumn, repeating and commemorating the party we had the day after we had persuaded the first bunch of pilgrims to sail away on the Mayflower. We did point them in the general direction of America, but weren't that bothered whether or not they made it.

    • @Banthah
      @Banthah 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Every day is thanksgiving day 😂

    • @RyanG0899
      @RyanG0899 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did we? Guess radical Islamists don't count...

  • @itzmehDevi
    @itzmehDevi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    I don't even understand why some people are saying -- k is ---miles..Like I thought k meant thousand?? Like 2k is 2000??
    Do they mean kilometers?? Cause that's km!?

    • @rodrigoandorinha9259
      @rodrigoandorinha9259 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It took me a second to realise what they were talking about too, but the context was pretty simple

    • @itzmehDevi
      @itzmehDevi 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @rodrigoandorinha9259 hm

    • @DyslecticAttack
      @DyslecticAttack 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      K is indeed just thousand.
      But since "K M" is clunky to say, and kilometer is long, people shortened it to just k for race distances.
      "K" alone is still closer to km than miles even if you read it as thousand though.
      But yeah, it's basically an abbreviation of an abbreviation, because people were lazy about a descriptor they needed to say a ton.

    • @itzmehDevi
      @itzmehDevi 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @DyslecticAttack I see. It's confusing for sure lol

    • @SomeYouTubeGuy
      @SomeYouTubeGuy 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's extremely common to write 5k when referring to a fun run distance.

  • @zebedeemadness2672
    @zebedeemadness2672 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    9:15 The very US-American foods like German Burgers 🍔, and Belgium French fries 🍟, brought to you by Europe 😄.

    • @ricktheweeb5382
      @ricktheweeb5382 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We created the potato chips and fortune cookies

    • @zebedeemadness2672
      @zebedeemadness2672 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ricktheweeb5382 Japanese created Fortune cookies, [Quote] The latest history of the fortune cookie is that it originated in Japan. A wood block image from 1878 shows what seems to be a Japanese street vendor grilling, fortune cookies. They can still be found in certain districts of Kyoto Japan, but are larger and darker than the fortune cookie we are familiar with [Unqoute]. First documented evidence of Crisps (Potato-chips) in the United States is 1853. First evidence of Crisps in Britain is 1817, [Quote] The first recorded recipe was British, written in a cookbook called The Cook's Oracle, by William Kitchiner, published in 1817. Kitchiner describes them as 'Potatoes fried in slices or shavings. [Unqoute].

    • @zebedeemadness2672
      @zebedeemadness2672 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ricktheweeb5382 Fortune cookies was Japan, dating back to 1878, They can still be found in certain districts of Kyoto Japan. Earliest evidence of Crisps (Potato-chips) in the United States is 1824. The earliest evidence of Crisps in Britain (England) is 1817.

    • @ricktheweeb5382
      @ricktheweeb5382 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @zebedeemadness2672 I'll give you the fortune cookie since I haven't seen anything with Japan from it till you said something, however I am not getting anything saying that crisps/potato chips was first made in Britian.

    • @zebedeemadness2672
      @zebedeemadness2672 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ricktheweeb5382 Just search William Kitchiner, crisps. 1817 (Britain), beats 1824 (United States).

  • @JakauYT
    @JakauYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    5:56 ??? wtf was that random arm in the bottom left corner do you have someone hiding under ur desk mr memeulous

    • @jamesjesus1828
      @jamesjesus1828 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      You've uncovered a conspiracy

    • @apishi
      @apishi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      there is a weird things behind the video at 6:04

  • @acmenipponair
    @acmenipponair 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    By the way, yes, the Austrian Airport in Vienna doesn't have a desk for passengers that travelled the wrong way. BUT: The Australian post office had an own office for redirecting letters that were meant to go to AUT (many people use that instead of AT for Austria) but ended in AUStralia. Even official letters from the state sometimes do the world trip of going from Vienna to Sydney to Vienna to Innsbruck. When that happens, the letter gets a nice looking kangoroo post stamp attached in that Sydney post office and is then send to Austria. The reason why that is even possible, is, that the automatic letter machines in the past first sorted by country code and then by zip code. And even the zip codes wouldn't help, because Austria and Australia both use 4 number zip codes. Nowadays it's not a problem anymore, as letters with "AUS" are not immediately send into the bags for the airport, but a computer also checks for the zip code AND city name - and gladly no austrian town has the same zip code as a town written the same in Australia.

    • @rekwa3860
      @rekwa3860 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I once helped a post office worker in damn Chornobyl town to redirect the letter with "CH" on it, which turned out to mean "Switzerland".
      Some EU post office saw CH and decided that it sure MUST be Chornobyl... The letter had postcards from an italian museum's giftshop 😅

    • @suzyfarnham3165
      @suzyfarnham3165 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My husband said to a yank once, when he confused Austria and Australia...
      "Do I look like I know how to fu**ing yodel??!" Only an Aussie!!

  • @Everythingwithonehand
    @Everythingwithonehand 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The thing about Vienna airport isn’t true but I have heard that the London embassies of Australia and Austria do regularly exchange mail that has been sent to the wrong place, as do those of Slovakian and Slovenian.

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    6:11 That's "No 4-way stop". Did this American never see any traffic-light-controlled junctions on his visit to Spain??

    • @to_loww
      @to_loww 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Four-way stops are a North American thing, with stop signs in all directions.
      It's an unnecessary obstruction of traffic flow, and has overly complicated rules in terms of right of way, which require you to remember who came in which order (which can be very ambiguous).
      It's hilarious that anyone would prefer this over roundabouts.

    • @ZhadTheRad
      @ZhadTheRad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@to_loww we have them in my country too, but they're very darn rare

  • @matthewwalker5430
    @matthewwalker5430 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Plot twist: Australian airports have desks for people who thought they were going to Austria

    • @MrKingkz
      @MrKingkz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I want that to be a thing now lol

    • @CuriousFocker
      @CuriousFocker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrKingkz It is a thing - Fact.

    • @MerryXmasMfkrs
      @MerryXmasMfkrs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No freaking way! Seriously?

    • @Kyrelel
      @Kyrelel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MerryXmasMfkrs Of course not

    • @MerryXmasMfkrs
      @MerryXmasMfkrs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kyrelel For a moment I thought this wasn't a joke.

  • @Mason-xk9jw
    @Mason-xk9jw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Fun fact: in the USA, we are not taught how to read analog clocks. I'm serious, I am in eighth grade (Year 9) and there are students older than me who cannot read a clock.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You're not taught how to read a 12 hour analog clock, nor a 24 hour digital clock? You don't even have a clock in the classroom? How are all the rizzlers going to read the time on their rolies when they leave school?

    • @emperorpalpatine7557
      @emperorpalpatine7557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Idk where you are from but it should already know

    • @Phiyedough
      @Phiyedough 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I would have expected kids to know that before they start school. I don't think we were taught it at school but my parents realised it was something I would need from a very young age. When I was four I used to turn the radio on when Listen With Mother was due to start.

    • @Napkin24
      @Napkin24 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I learned that in 1st grade.

    • @almostcompletelyrandomcontent
      @almostcompletelyrandomcontent 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Napkin24so did i

  • @okaymars116
    @okaymars116 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As an American I can confirm that every day we wake up, learn incorrect geography, eat 12 cheeseburgers, and take a daily word out of our vocabulary. Then we go straight to twitter and harrass non Americans (and sometimes each other.) happy thanksgiving 🍁🦃 💄

    • @CassieeeJordan
      @CassieeeJordan 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      As another American, I go to private school here and it amazes me how stupid public school kids are. I'm not trying to sound stuck up or anything, but it's mainly that kids don't pay attention in school and also most of the people here don't care about their health. Kinda sad, really.

    • @JT-dm3tp
      @JT-dm3tp 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @CassieeeJordan why did you feel the need to mention this lol stop hating :)

    • @CassieeeJordan
      @CassieeeJordan 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @JT-dm3tp Because I can and I don't care what you think? 🥰

  • @emilyruth1401
    @emilyruth1401 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    1:50 My Aunt has a T-shirt that says 'no kangaroos in Austria' to make a joke about the whole peoplle confusin Austria with Australia🤣

    • @marinagellert1263
      @marinagellert1263 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Our teacher in Germany once hung a sticker with that on a paper roll dispenser in our classroom

    • @katalinelo8011
      @katalinelo8011 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Every single souvenir shop in Austria sells them 😂 it's a bit overused but still funny 🤣

    • @GianniDN
      @GianniDN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@katalinelo8011well recently CNN said that Australia was building a wall at the Slovenian border

    • @ManWithNoFear
      @ManWithNoFear หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GianniDNCNN classics

  • @jessicasturm5099
    @jessicasturm5099 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I‘m Austrian and it happened several times that letters and parcels were accidentally sent to Australia instead of to my address in Austria. I did get those parcels and letters in the end. A big thank you to the Australian post offices🙏 for sending them to me!!!!

  • @AlpineTheHusky
    @AlpineTheHusky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    There is a reason why most of the world calls US "Beer" Piss

    • @pamelaadam9207
      @pamelaadam9207 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cat pee

    • @CallsignMower_Aviation
      @CallsignMower_Aviation หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We ourselves call it piss because it doesn’t deserve to be drank, neither does any beer, no beer has a “good” taste and the after effects of alcohol are always bad, why the drink exists is beyond me

    • @T.Truthtella-n3i
      @T.Truthtella-n3i หลายเดือนก่อน

      Number one in the world tho.

    • @DeepDownInTheOcean
      @DeepDownInTheOcean 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well, the US also calls it the same thing (what the first reply said, specifically).

  • @InceyWincey
    @InceyWincey หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I might be able to explain the “traditional Italian thanksgiving dinner.”
    America is a country of immigrants, there is a large Italian community in the States. These Italian Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, and undoubtedly they probably make one of the best dinners of all the varied American communities.

  • @andreaspreuner8281
    @andreaspreuner8281 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Austrian here. You cannot even imagine how often that Austria/Australia mix-up happens to me and my fellow citizens when we are abroad.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which are more wearing; kangaroo jokes, or Austrian painter jokes? 😅

    • @andreaspreuner8281
      @andreaspreuner8281 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Naptosis not the latter, fortunately!

    • @Phiyedough
      @Phiyedough 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Do people also muddle Tanzania with Tazmania?

    • @ZoniKITB
      @ZoniKITB 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Naptosisthe Germans take most of the Austrian painter jokes, because like one famous person once said:"The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian"

    • @Smeik100
      @Smeik100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We met some east Germans in Ireland and they thought, that my Austrian friend was from East Germany, too.
      Because Vienna and Jenna sound so similar :D

  • @Naptosis
    @Naptosis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    3:34 Ironically, Americans are taught Simplified English because the early makers of their local dictionaries thought their countrymen were not sharp enough to learn standard English.
    They thought Americans were worse at learning languages than the English. Let that sink in.

    • @patrickporter6536
      @patrickporter6536 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Or Mr. Webster couldn't spell.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@patrickporter6536 He had the option of just copying the already available dictionaries from England. They legit thought Americans weren't able to cope (from what I've looked into).

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not really.
      The actual reason was printing. More specifically it was the setting of type for printing. If you had set the type for an 18th Century printing machine you would know exactly what I am getting it...
      American English was simplified primarily to make typesetting for printing easier, faster and cheaper.
      Essentially they just carried on the process the English had actually started about 150 years beforehand with the initial invention of the printing press. At the time the English alphabet had a lot of Anglo-Saxon characters which were quite complex, for an example look up the Anglo-Saxon character thorn (just google it). They were all removed to simplify the alphabet, indeed some Language historians literally call it the Great Vowel Die Off...
      Its where many of the pronunciation traps come from. You might be familiar for example with Ye in place or building names, especially pubs or hotels. Ye Olde Ducks Leg for example. That Ye is not pronounced with a Y. That is the post simplification for that Anglo-Saxon character I referred to earlier, thorn. The Y is actually pronounced TH, so Ye is the....
      In some ways simplifying English the way the Americans did made sense, in others it just made things worse!
      EDIT: Just to make it clear, I am not trying to claim the printing press was invented in England (it was not), just that the invention of it and the complexity of those characters led to a huge simplification of the English alphabet.

    • @vallejomach6721
      @vallejomach6721 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Naptosis That's not quite the case. I've written quite extensively on the subject....so I will cut a long story as short as possible. Webster was a staunch Republican and a whole-hearted supporter of the revolution. He envisaged, shall we say, lofty ambitions for his new nation...believing it would eventually surpass and rival the great civilisations of ancient Greece and Rome in importance. He also believed that education, specifically a classical education that, at that period of time, only people of the very wealthiest and richest nobility, royalty and clergy could afford or access, had been used as a gate-keeping mechanism to maintain power and authority. In many ways, he wasn't wrong in that regard...alongside religion itself, of course, but he believed that those mechanisms of power had long been a corrupting and negative force, that was, in his view, the downfall and to the detriment of European nations at the time.
      However, what he actually sought to do with his language changes were chiefly political by design and intent. We all intuitively know that living languages change over time, and the first and most frequent changes are typically in vocabulary (other linguistic aspects...grammar etc change much, much more slowly). Yet when those changes occur they do so as a result of words entering the common vernacular and being adopted over time and actually used by speakers of the language...there develops over time a consensus on the meanings, spellings and usage of those words and therefore they then steadily pass into everyday accepted use. Webster did NOT do that though...he did not take existing word usage or consult or survey any existing consensus whatsoever. The changes he made were entirely arbitrary and of his own design.
      So, in some way, it can be argued that what he wanted to do was in some way noble, in that he wanted to democratise language and make it easier to learn - that's a valid viewpoint and worth longer discussion - but it wasn't just making it easier to learn, to read or to write that was his goal...it was essentially, and chiefly, a political manoeuvre. He felt that it was politically important for his new nation to establish legitimacy for itself on the world stage as being separate and distinct from the motherland and he thought changing how the language was used was a way to do that.

    • @T.Truthtella-n3i
      @T.Truthtella-n3i หลายเดือนก่อน

      And yet America rules the world….

  • @haloraptor1084
    @haloraptor1084 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Insufferable American here, Arizona is my favorite country

    • @guysimblocked
      @guysimblocked 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It might seem crazy what I’m about to say..

    • @thecreature615
      @thecreature615 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

    • @spervuurproduksies
      @spervuurproduksies 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Africa is mine....

    • @TheCheese71
      @TheCheese71 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lmao!

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    (2:43) Yeah a bit confusing. A marathon is 42195 m, but the person is talking about a 5000 m run (thinking it's in miles). Still silly for not considering that other units of measurements exist.

  • @connysmcb
    @connysmcb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

    7:23 not the londonderry 😭

    • @grannywithagun170
      @grannywithagun170 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Saying I'm part irish and saying londonderry in the same sentence is so wrong to me

    • @laurencejessup7964
      @laurencejessup7964 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I read it as laundry

    • @connysmcb
      @connysmcb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @grannywithagun170 and they posted it in the derry girls subreddit too 😂

    • @AbstractS04
      @AbstractS04 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Isn't it called Derry/Londonderry according to Google maps

    • @twitteryloki4415
      @twitteryloki4415 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@AbstractS04I’m English I believe that it should just be called Derry to be honest

  • @YodaMan-420
    @YodaMan-420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    "Americans petrify me" good to know i make you rock hard.

    • @majorlaff8682
      @majorlaff8682 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And ancient.

    • @YodaMan-420
      @YodaMan-420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@majorlaff8682 🤣

    • @K45-lv6et
      @K45-lv6et 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ... You are the proff omg god save us from them

  • @spaceshipearth356
    @spaceshipearth356 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    5k marathon or 5km 😂 Oviously not for the freedom people with freedom units. 😂

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      A marathon is 42 kilometres, this is just a five kilometre run.

    • @Cybersword1910
      @Cybersword1910 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      On your soul that was funny af 😈 😂 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BazingusBoi
      @BazingusBoi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The 'freedom' units that come from the British Empire lol

    • @ehur-s8u
      @ehur-s8u 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You mean the Imperial system that the British STILL use and created?

    • @Gilb2047
      @Gilb2047 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'd rather do 5km that 5000 marathons :S

  • @nathanp8240
    @nathanp8240 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Australian hotel concierge here, in Melbourne. I've had American guests not understanding no restaurants do Thanksgiving dinner, wanting to day trips to Uluru, Great Barrier Reef and day trip of Tasmania. Best one was guest asking what the ATM doesn't dispense US dollars - his account is in US Dollars so thought he lost out in the currency exchange, explained the ATM will do the exchange rate, he received AU dollars but thought his account will be withdrawn the same in US dollars...

  • @InfiniteWasp360
    @InfiniteWasp360 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    What makes it more funny is that they're always so confident with what they're saying xD

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Cause we know we can get away with it 🇺🇸

    • @MerryXmasMfkrs
      @MerryXmasMfkrs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The same confidence took them to the moon. Don't ever tell americans they can't do something because the answer will be a confident "yes, we can" and the amazing thing is they'll often make it happen lol
      The unmatched "can do" attitude.

    • @InfiniteWasp360
      @InfiniteWasp360 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@MerryXmasMfkrs other than name 10 countries outside America

    • @MerryXmasMfkrs
      @MerryXmasMfkrs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@InfiniteWasp360 Ok, but what do you do with that knowledge? You know countless countries all over the world plus their respective capitals, and you do what with that? Play smart in a social group?
      That's the problem with us europeans, we fill our brains with useless general knowledge and leave little space to iniciative, entrepreneurship, craftiness and problem-solving thinking.
      We're too formal and stuffy, americans are not bound by those, they're creative and daring. That's why the USA is the richest and most advanced country in the world.
      Btw you're using an american digital plataform to bash and belittle americans. That's peak cognitive dissonance.
      Look around you and see how many american inventions you're surrounded with, from appliances to advanced medical devices, and lightbulbs too lol

    • @infrences
      @infrences 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@MerryXmasMfkrsyou’re acting like you can’t learn both general knowledge and specific knowledge

  • @lilygray34500
    @lilygray34500 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    i saw something on reddit with people all over the world saying their opinions on the USA & EVERYONE EXCEPT americans where saying stuff like ‘yeah they’re a diff breed’ 😭i’m from the UK but i’m glad it’s not just us brit’s that think that lmaoo

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      We just better 🇺🇸

    • @GianniDN
      @GianniDN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@ssilent8202Think harder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@GianniDN there’s nothing to think about it’s just obvious 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😎🦅✝️🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🙏🏻💀😎🗿🗿🦅🇺🇸😎🦅🇺🇸

    • @TheCheese71
      @TheCheese71 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think there’s quite a bit of us that had our heads hit really hard as a small child, but I hope people can see that we’re human like them and the loudest, rudest ones are the small majority.

    • @silviac221
      @silviac221 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nah, you Brits aren't the only ones who think this way, at all!!