Bowser Is Stuck With His Kids, The Koopalings
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The biggest surprise at the end was that the koopalings hadn't touched the axe before Mario got to it
he was blocking their path to it. He can't bring himself to do it, or let the kids do it accidentally... but he won't stop Mario.
Isn't some of the koopalings behind bowser
The 8-bit Koopalings brought me unimaginable joy.
You need to play Mario Maker 2, then!
@@spk1121now that you mention it
Shouldn’t they used the koopaling mario maker 2 sprite
But where’s morton
Koopaling’s were 8 bit in Mario 3 lol. You mean the Mario 1 style Koopalings.
@@Kennyisdarkvanilla Yeah, That's What They Mean.
"Everything here is sticky!" That about killed me. I teach kids, and I'm constantly complaining to them about their dirty hands and how everything is always sticky 😂. Dorkly you genius
Just don't ask why everything is always sticky. You probably don't want to know.
I miss British Bowser
I don't think he's gone, hes still British, just extremely exhausted
Wdym he’s still here, you can even hear it in the end
It is British Bowser
On Crack
@@Deathmare235 it sort of sounds like him, but then it doesn't. I think it's a different person. However, I prefer this voice actor over the more recent Bowser voices.
British Bowser is the best!
I guess taking care of the kids is a way harder task than fighting Mario himself.
Parenting is the hardest thing you will ever love.
@@rundyftwthank goodness for birth control. Id sooner get mauled by a bear than to deal with a child for the next 20yrs
Lol Bowser parenting his kids with Mario as guest star could be a series easily
Working Title: Hangin' with Mr. Koopa
This is genius.
@TheIceAnt IKR. Iggy is hangin' off the chandelier & Mario already. That is such a pilot episode thing to do.
You win the internet today
This could actually work. I mean sure. Have Mario just cameo or be a guest so that way. At least the banter of Hero against Villian could be muddled in partial thanks to his adopted childen, oddly enough Junior isn't even around, despite he is literally Bowser's only legitimate child.
@@frederick0709 well, do we have a birth certificate for that?
I'm not sure what had me cackling more, the "Get you finger out of the-...Welll that's what you get" or Bower's exhausted "just do it, man" XD
This was perfect from beginning to end. I love the twist at the end when Mario ended up saving Ms Bowser😂
Wouldn’t say saved is the right word
You mean to tell me that Ms. Bowser could be Bowsette in disguise?
Because I see no other reason for Mario to bail her out.
@@rinzo2009 No. -__- Just no.
@@rinzo2009 (Also, the other reason could be that Mario's intention was to free Bowser of his misery, as Bowser said "Just do it, man.", when Mario was deciding whether to take the axe or not, he didn't even take Mrs. Bowser into account. You can put your Magic Crown fetish away now.)
I never said that he intended on saving her. I said that he ended up saving her. He unknowingly saved Ms Bowser
Definitely a return to form with the writing in this episode
Any Dorkly video that isn't just "Mario is a dick" as the punchline has a decent chance to be above-average in quality.
Lowbrow was always the secret sauce to Dorkly. So glad they acquired, those guys deserve the best
Not quite. Bowser doesnt hit the same without the British accent
@@PhenomsServant4he does have it, his voice is just really course because of shouting I'd imagine
1:43 Mario is a real one. Knowing when to put someone out of their misery. Respect 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
Hearth for him and bowser guys❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
And the kids too
"just do it, man." yup, poor Bowser's at the end of his rope.
or in this case, the end of that bridge.
You'd think with all those gold coins floating around everywhere he'd be able to afford a babysitter!
You mean transformed toads?
He would if his ex-wife wasn't already bleeding him dry from child support.
0:37 Love that little bit of Larry just effing around and finding out. Lemmy’s the only one who can at least handle them properly, as seen in the WiiU game.
"Just do it man!" I felt that 😅
I once read that the reason Bowser keeps kidnapping Princess Peach is because he wants her to be a mother for his children on top of her being royal which would make them the future rulers of the Kingdom.
@jessetortes8738. I thought it was so Bowser (A). Didn't have to parent the brats (B). Had more competent servants to foster the brats and (C). Child friendly toys and goodie, instead of the haphazard tools and weapons Bowser leaves lying around... for the brats.
It'd so he can bang her duh
This is the plot of _Mario Sunshine_
Now we know why they weren't present in Mario wonder, Bowser didn't want them to ruin his "vacations" in the flower kingdom
Really just Bowser in the end in a wig, fleeing after a successful faking his death
I think that was Bowser's wife and not Bowser
@@jamesplayzreviews I know, I’m just implying a faked his death joke since Bowser does just survive getting dipped in lava in several games.
@@jo_ken Ohhhhh
@@jo_kenthat means the koopalings also survived
@@Deathmare235 Unless there is an age factor in them developing the resistance, also adopted so may not actually have it.
I liked the “art” the koopalings drew on the wall.
Kooperlings: why do spend time witho bowser jr?
Bowser: because he only one that actually trys to help me
1:38 she was so disappointed and now she’s like yay
We finally get the Dorkly version of _"Take my wife....please."_
"IGGY DOWN!!!" why did that line make me laugh so hard 😂
1:13
“Lemmy, get your finger out of there!”
1:16
“Well, that’s what you get.”
I see Lemmy right next to Mario before the screen cuts
I miss British Bowser but as long as the writing is good, I'll probably get used to Marlboro Bowser in time.
Well Mario punched him to death in a previous episode
Holy hell this had me cracking up more than it should. From now on this will be known as the Marlboro Bowser.
Ah yes kids, we have all been there ourselves and we have mixed memories of when our parents were pissed off at us.
So Bowser rather die than be stuck watching his hyper crazy kids that annoy him
the koopalings are so cool, can't wait to watch this
Wth are you talking about... can't wait to watch the video you're literally watching??
Ya know words are supposed to have meaning
This is the best promotion for being childfree that I've ever seen.
See iggys got the strat, if he's on the ceiling, the bridge breaking won't effect him
I’m surprised Bowser didn’t trick Mario into babysitting.
Bowser isn't that evil😂
@@jman5949Bowser may be The bad guy, but he's not A bad guy
1:13 That was Larry, Lemmy is drawing on the walls
Is Lemmy
Yeah, Larry is the one missing after the explosion 😔
Also Morton isn’t even there-
@@FridayNightStreamzyeah he has Morton Jr so I'm pretty sure he was younger than the rest
The "EVERYTHING is sticky for some reason" bit got me real good! Had to pause a rotfl.😂😂😂
Bowser might be a better parent if he layed off the smokes. 🚬
I just happened to check TH-cam and caught a Dorkly vid without notifications lol
That ending quote really got me. 😢
STOP EXESTING
I have 5 younger siblings,this is an accurate depiction of what having lots of kids in a house is like
Makes me glad I have a vasectomy and 0 kids.
Now I get it he keeps kidnapping Peach so that she can help with the kids and give them a mother. Also let’s appreciate how beautiful Bowser’s golden locks are.
Wait, that was his hair, and not some creepy wig?
It's a common misconception that they're his kids. They're actually just generals in his army, the localizers goofed on the translations back in SMB 3 and mistakenly labeled them as his children.
Nah, I’m pretty sure that they were originally his children over there too, after they came out with Bowser Junior they retconned them from being his offspring and never spoke of it again, but fans never forget.
@Mariotheplumber129 Why do you say that? Try. Looking it up dude.
My headcanon is that they're all adopted. Junior is the only biological child.
@@bonedude666 agreed.
I just like to believe there adopted but dang you don't have to be a 🤓 about it
Bryan Waterman... as in WATERMAN, WATERMAN? Now that's a name I have not heard of in a dragon's age.
Bowser’s resignation at the end is way too real
It’s so strange. Watching this reminded me of an old series Dorkly did a few years ago called “If Bowser Dated.”
I don't care if Nintendo says the Koopalings aren't considered Bowser's kids anymore. To me, they are and will always be his kids.
.... For what it's worth, there's also one of two cartoons you could check out, both respectively based on Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World.... Seriously, they made those in the 90's.
@@rashawnjackson9489 - They also renamed the Koopalings there too. Larry "Cheatzy" Koopa, Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr., Wendy O. "Cutie Pie" Koopa, Iggy "Hop" Koopa, Roy "Bully" Koopa, Lemmy "Hip" Koopa and Ludwig " -Richard Dawson- Kooky" Von Koopa.
According to legend, production on the Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon began shortly after the Japanese version was released. The Koopalings were NAMELESS in that version at the time. So after DIC gave the Koopalings names, Nintendo's American offices revealed the official names for the Koopalings for the North American Super Mario Bros. 3. Why DIC didn't start using the official names when they did the Super Mario World cartoon beats me. Then again, Andy Heyward has always been the stupider of ex-Hanna-Barbera employees compared to Joe Ruby and Ken Spears when it came to creativity. Sadly, Andy was a better CON than Ruby-Spears. DIC died in the late 2000's (after Andy ABANDONED them). Ruby-Spears died in 1997 with Joe and Ken going down with the ship.
I know what you mean. Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo are great game designers, but horrible at storytelling and character development. Bowser Jr. being Bowser Sr.'s only biological offspring now is the perfect example of this. Best solution to this mess is that the Koopalings are Bowser Sr.'s FOSTER children (as pointed out perfectly in this video) since you never hear anything about the Koopalings biological parents.
Another example is Super Mario World 2's ending where it has it as the Mario Bros. being raised in the Mushroom Kingdom rather than Brooklyn, New York City. Another stupid decision on Nintendo's part.
I love the koopalings with their natural colors. But Morton Koopa jr is gone missing in the group. Weird sight.
Dang, Larry died before Mario touched the axe
I’m sorry but this is how I think I see William Afton with his children in 0:24
Henry:Mario
It's strange seeing the Koopa Kids in Mario 1 form instead of Mario 3
Finally get to see the koopalings in this style, love it! 😁
Who wants to see a Super Richard Dawson vs. Bowser Jr. and His Foster Siblings game?
All the more motivation I need to never have any crotch goblins of my own.
Ya could’ve just said ankle biters. “Crotch goblins” sounds a lot worse.. 💀💀
@@heyimadino Could've also said semen demons but I said what I said don't police me.
What's the idea behind all these dumb skulls at the end of peoples' sentences these days?
P.S. I'm stealing "semen demons".
If you’re a s**t parent, then you’re gonna have s**t kids. It’s as simple as that.
No better birth control than someone else's kids.
That's incredibly dark...
Accurate portrayal of the hell that is parenthood.
0:50 Surprise Iggy 🥸
Wait, hold up! Where's Morton?
"What did I say about running in the castle!?"
Holy shit... you really pulled the stops out on the animation. Great jorb!
The idea of how Bowser raised all 7 Koopalings and Bowser Jr. at the same time is so funny.
1:12 Please tell me Mario will get hand sanitiser for that😅😅😅😅😅
Welp, Larry's Dead.
Bowser: FREE ME.
Mario: ok
LOL Cant wait for more hilarious content and animation from this channel!!!
If you are Super Mario, then 0:12 is basically what the fights against Bowser are like.
Every parent can sympathize.
He's their uncle actually
Not a bad, alternate idea to keep the Koopalings related to Bowser Sr.
I guess Morton Koopa Jr. was out with his birth dad, Morton Koopa Sr.
So that's who the Koopalings "dad" is. Makes sense.
Dorkly forgot to put in Morton Jr.
Beer me! Bowser best depiction ever
I hope Bowser’s voice actor is doing ok; he sounds way coarse/rough/strained in this one
I hate companies that don't say who played who. It's the 21ST CENTURY for crying out loud! Not the 20th century where a lot of shows would list the voice actors in ALPHABETICAL ORDER, thus making it near impossible to figure out who is who (at the time).
i guess bowser jr was just a "lucky" fluke sadly after the koopalings Bowser probably wasnt that happy about another
Damn. Dark. Not complaining, but...dark.
New story! Yay
Great to see a new video with Mario and British Bowser and one that isn't a literal pokedex video. Hope to see more new content like this.
1:15 It's the sound when a Koopaling is defeated by jumps in Super Mario World (Roy, Ludwig, or Morton), implying Lemmy was killed by blunt force trauma.
but lemmy is right there?
@@DiagonalTanookiit's possible he confused Larry with Lemmy, considering he's absent from that point onwards
"Just do it man"😂
We are all Bowser
*Looks like Bowser already had his pipe plugged by that wand. lol*
Wait ... Where's Morton?
Bowsers voice for the Rick and Morty treatment. It don't hit the same....
Koopa is down bad bro 💀
The animation on this is PHENOMENAL!!!
2:00 Oh? Discounts?
... ... ... Sonic's poster is $43.00? That's more expensive than the Hoodie.
"LEMMY GET YOUR FINGER PUT OF THERE"
*proceeds to pan the camera back towards mario, showing lemmy was not behind bowser*
Mario was too late, Bowser's pipe was already drained
"I'm as barren as the sand world"
LOVE your content guys 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
I loved the mom scene lmao seriously like wow
Dorkly, Bowser’s 7 Kids named the Koopalings. They are Larry Koopa, Roy Koopa, Wendy O Koopa, Iggy Koopa, Morton Koopa Junior, Lemmy Koopa, and Ludwig von Koopa.
Does Mario have a power up that can turn him into Mary Poppins? 😂
Does helicopter mushroom count?
I think he meant Larry? or maybe Morton? Seeing as Lemmy is on screen when he says "Lemmy get your finger out of there!"
Lol, he said Just do it man~ Wilmrbadguy
The real iggy died so we had to clone him
Mario would be a great uncle, I can already tell.
1:51 Bowser kind of sounds like an inebriated Liam Neeson
Me: _sees like button_ "Ohhh, okay..."
Dorkly: "Just do it man!"
Makes you think, how old were the Koopalings actually when Bowser adopted them. I'm curious.
0:01 Mario, neither way that sus😂
Forgot About Bowser Jr!
So at the end was that bowser wearing a wig or the Koopalings mother
Being a parent is tough man. 😂
That had a dark turn.....dark, but hilarious
That was actually a bit dark 🤣
So if Bowser is sterile, how was Junior conceived, magic?
To be fair, it's not like the real Mario lore ever answers that question, either.
@@EmperorSeth - Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo are great game designers, but horrible at storytelling and character development. Bowser Jr. being Bowser Sr.'s only biological offspring now is the perfect example of this. Best solution to this mess is that the Koopalings are Bowser Sr.'s FOSTER children (as pointed out perfectly in this video) since you never hear anything about the Koopalings biological parents.
Another example is Super Mario World 2's ending where it has it as the Mario Bros. being raised in the Mushroom Kingdom rather than Brooklyn, New York City. Another stupid decision on Nintendo's part.
1:13 can confirm, that's how MY dad reacted when little me poked at the woodstove for the first time.