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Lets admit guys, we never get bored of these revenge stories..
Yes
Yep
Yes
Same
Definitely
This series will never get old. It always gives me a good laugh
Me too
Same here 👍
he is the best,, i've been following his page for quite sometime.. funny and informative
glad to be providing some giggles 😇
@@radaroriley7458 so true
One time my dad and I went to a grocery store that had a small and annoyingly busy parking lot. Some woman had decided to park in the driving lane right in front of the store entrance and just sit in her car waiting on whoever was inside shopping. Dad went up to her and asked her nicely to move, seeing that there were a lot of really unhappy people driving past and honking, or flipping her the bird. She refused so he told her "I am now not asking you to move, I am TELLING you to move, you are illegally obstructing the flow of traffic". She responded by throwing a half finished soda can at him through the window and telling him to F off. Dad just calmly walked back to his unmarked police car where I was waiting, and got on the radio. Not long after a tow truck and some backup that weren't wearing plain clothes arrived and she was arrested for obstructing traffic and assaulting a police officer, and her car got impounded. FYI assaulting an officer is automatically a minor felony at minimum and you can't get probation, you're going to jail.
Dang, now that some sweet AND DELICIOUS REVENGE
Mmm Taşety revenge
I actually have a passive aggressive revenge story of my own:
My parents are divorced. While I usually lived with my mom, I use to spend the weekends with my dad. About four years ago, when I was 15, my dad’s neighbors first moved in. Now they have a Yorkshire terrier named Bambi. Back during this story, 7 month old Bambi would usually be left in their yard with a long leash, food, and water when Bambi’s owners had to leave him home alone for a short while. Now apparently, my stepmother didn’t like Bambi. One day I saw her put a letter in their mailbox, so I took it out and opened it. I won’t get into the details, but basically it said, “I don’t want to have to see your ugly dog, either stick him somewhere else or move away.” I did not like this one bit, so I decided to get petty. With consent from my neighbors, I took pictures of their puppy. I then printed these photos and when my stepmother and father left the house for date night, I taped the pictures all over the house. I did get grounded for three days, but I would say it was worth it.
Worth every minute. 😂
AHAAHHAAHAHAHAHH
How could your stepparents think a yorkie is ugly?
Definitely worth it
🤣🤣🤣 that's a good story
My old neighbor once dumped her full litter box out her window into my yard. She left the window open and I took a shovel and gave it all back to her. I guess that's more active aggression.
Noice
Victory!
Nice
well done
Admit it, you laughed when he was talking about the mother who called the person with dwarfism “santa’s little elf” and he came along and said the kid was getting an iPad for Christmas.
No... who would laugh at that??? 😷
Teaching your kid to behave and not throwing tantrum is good thing. But degrading someone else to make a point is no-no. Common case is parent/teacher telling children "If you don't study, you will ended up like that garbage man/janitor"
i laughed at that bear guy randomly steal that woman's cart
I dont get the joke
@@nattapakniranittikul And often that Garbageman or Janitor makes more money than that stupid teacher. 😂
That bucket kicker was just a bully. He definitely got what was coming to him! Lol😅
I don't know why people kick chairs or other things that a person is likely to sit on. Do you want them to get injured?
@@makemesomecoffee7821whoopie cushions are a more sound prank.
@@harrisonbetker2271🤣
The AAAAAHHHHH sound effects got me cheeseing 0:01
AUGHHHH
then the vine boom
Auuuuuuuuuugggghhhh
I have a story of passive-aggressive revenge completed, not by myself, but rather by my son. For a little bit of background my son is very intelligent and this is not just a proud mama speaking. He can read and write in every computer language known to man. He's also one of those people that can look at a higher math equation and solve it on the spot without doing any of the work on the paper. Added to that he is kind of shy and a little bit awkward, this all meant that he was not at the height of popularity among his peers. He dealt with bullying throughout his school career, but during his freshman year of high school it was particularly bad primarily due to one individual. It got to the point that if my son complained the bully would somehow turn it back on him so that he would get in trouble rather than the bully. Now I, myself, am a pacifist & my husband and I tried very hard to teach our son to be the same. We tried to instill it in him to use his brain rather than his fists. Well, I must admit he took that lesson to heart. For their English class that year they had to make this big presentation for the final exam. To get through all of the students would take much more time than what was allowed during finals week so the teacher made a schedule of who was to present when, starting two weeks before the actual scheduled final. My son noticed that he was scheduled to present the week before finals, and his bully was scheduled for the last possible day. Ever the computer wiz, my son hacked into the teacher's online classroom and changed the date of his bully's presentation to the first possible day. He did this knowing that the bully choose to check the schedule again at any time, but he was betting on the chance that he wouldn't. It turned out my son was right, and on the first day of presentations the bully's name was called. He of course did not have anything ready. In fact, he had not even begun his project that was supposed to be a culmination of his work from the whole semester. The final was such a large portion of the grade & the bully had performed so poorly up to that point, there was no way he could pass. I didn't find out about this until years later, but I know my son took great satisfaction from watching the bully have to repeat freshman English.
I wish I was that smart.. I’m currently struggling in computer coding stuff rn…
Damn, I can't even make something in scratch, BUT THIS?
Go and hug your son when you finish reading the replies, and tell him you're proud of them, and you BETTER be proud, that's a great kid right there.
i do not need Help
bEcause im Literally
fine so Please don’t call 911
He’s a computer wiz he’s a revengeful person, and most of all he made the bully regret his life smart guy!
9:50 I had read a better one. The same situation but the guy collected the poop and then flung it onto the offender's roof. After a few years a sizable amount of poop had collected on the roof. The offender never noticed that, probably because the poop wasn't in a pile but rather relatively uniformly spread over the roof. Then a little bigger rain than usual came, poop on the roof got all wet and huuuush! It went crashing down onto the front lawn of the offender's house. Imagine the stench of a yard full of poop. And no way to figure out where the poop came from.
That's a really crappy day
IT'S RAINING POOP!!!
19:36 he should have said “Well he doesn’t have a booking for MY seat, but HE can sit in it, so I guess I can sit anywhere WITHOUT a ticket, and YOU said not even the POLICE can change that.”
The lizard pizza, I guess you could say is...Cold Blooded..
Okay, I'll be on my way...
😎😎😎
I love actually clever jokes. This is funny to me, even if I ain't a boomer or baby boomer.
HAHA GET IT?
cuz reptiles have literal cold Blood and lizards are reptiles and the prank was-
Ok I'll stop
A reptile dysfunction
@@BeAmazedhow to get someone out of seat very quickly just tell them that that's a serial killer seat
These revenge stories never get old :)
True
Same here
Ok
True lol
Fax’s
The walmart shopping cart dude is my personal hero ❤ I hate it when pple are being rude for absolutely no reason and his revenge was absolutely wonderful 😻❤️
11:30 The most sane pokemon kids
About the folks who throw hissy fits about them being caught in the wrong seats, I once had someone sitting in mine, but having listened to Am I The Jerk and Be Amazed taught me to be nothing but polite, applying said knowledge earned me no problems, having said, “I do hate to bother you, but I believe your in my seat.”😊
Imagine getting teased in school for stuttering and later learning that the people who teased you have kids that stutter.
I’d feel sorry for the kids tbh
@@SakuraLuckyStar karma never misses a address.
Karma gets you every time.
The pitbull that is called karma 😊
These Revenge stories will never get old or obsolete.
17:00 that's why i live in single dorm paying 3 times the amount, i don't wanna deal with roommates
I can relate to the cigarette smoker story. We used to have these neighbors who smoked pot I don’t know how often, but sometimes we wound walk into our bathroom (which was the room with a ventilation vent that I guess hooked upstairs? I’m not sure) and all we would smell was pot. That was always a nice welcome home surprise
This is officially my favorite channel for Served Justice hands down.
Same here, Gabriel
@@radaroriley7458same here riley
If someone pulled the chip stunt on me, I’d embrace it and start feeding the birds myself 😅
Weeeoooooww!
loool@@nixonfleurimond2600
Fead me now 🕊️🐦
LOL
😄😄
0:07 bro sounded like talking ben
Oh I love the story of the guy who bumped himself up to first class. My story of would-be seat thieves happened when I was on vacation. I don't go on vacation much, but it had been like 5 years so I decided to take a nice trip to South America, and to really treat myself I purchased a business class window seat for the flight. It was the first time I had ever flown non-coach and I was enjoying the heck out of it. Then the passenger in the seat next to me came in, a pregnant woman. She smiled and made a few seconds of polite small talk, then hit me up with a request: her husband was on the flight and they had tried to book two seats together in business class, but the seats were all taken, and would I please be nice and swap seats with his coach seat?
Honestly, what I remember is being stunned that someone would even have the sense of entitlement to ask that question. I politely declined, which led to several minutes of her trying to guilt me into agreeing to what seemed to me to be a completely unfair request. It was their first child, she was nervous and wanted him nearby, etc. Eventually, after trying to be polite and saying no every time, I just turned towards the window and ignored her, but she wasn't having any of it. She flagged down a flight attendant and somehow convinced her to ask me, apparently hoping it would seem like an official airline request or something, but I declined again. After the attendant informed the woman that she couldn't force me to move the woman started raising her voice and saying some very unpleasant things about me but I put on my headphones and tuned her out.
She spent the rest of the flight staring daggers at me, but although I'm not a confrontational person I'm also have a bit of a bull dog in me: I rarely ever back down when I think I'm in the right so I ignored her and enjoyed the flight. When we landed and queued up to leave the plane a guy sitting on the other side of the plane said to me "It wasn't fair, she's a b*tch" loud enough for her to hear. I could see her shoulders tense (she was in line in front of us) but she didn't say anything else. When I've told this story people often ask if she offered to pay me the difference in ticket prices and the answer is that yes, she did. But with a personal check and only her word for how much they had paid for the coach ticket. But frankly, even if she had cash and the receipt I would have said no. I bought that ticket months in advance and checked into the airline site to pick out that specific seat. It's not my fault she and her husband waited until after everything had been purchased. If they wanted to sit together they should have planned better. And I'll also point out that not once did she go ask the person sitting next to her husband if he would like a free upgrade to business class so she could sit next to him, somehow she only considered business class to be acceptable to satisfy her "need" to be with her husband.
Ya lost me when you called her entitled. If anybody is that here is you. She was pregnant and this was her first kid, makes sense that she would want her husband close. You were only thinking about yourself here.
Also, you said that they should have planned better but they simply might not have been able to. You never know, people need to take sudden trips all the time.
@@toumabyakuya Meh, I don't agree with you, but I guess if I squint just right I can see where you're coming from. Everybody sees the world their own way.
@@persona2grata Dude, you were only thinking of yourself and nobody else back then.
Also, she was pregnant for the first time, understandable she would want her husband close by.
And again, you said they should have prepared their trip earlier but you never know, this could have been a last minute decision.
Simply put, you have nothing on your side that defends your reaction.
@@toumabyakuyaThe sense of entitlement is unreal.
If it was so important to her, then she could have went on and asked other passengers and not pester a person who already declined politely multiple times.
There is NO justification for her behaviour, let alone for defending her nasty attitude when things didn't go her way.
You act as if not getting that seat for her husband was putting her in some kind of danger...
You are being ridiculous.
@@willischwabe1324 *"If it was so important to her, then she could have went on and asked other passengers and not pester a person who already declined politely multiple times."*
Really? Is your argument really that she was wrong for pestering one person because sh didn't pester multiple persons?.
*"There is NO justification for her behaviour, let alone for defending her nasty attitude when things didn't go her way."*
Said yet another self-centered person.
*"You act as if not getting that seat for her husband was putting her in some kind of danger..."*
Physical danger? Nah. But mental? Yes. This tells me two big important things about you: You have never married and you also have never had a kid. Otherwise you would know how mentally taxing being pregnant can be for a woman.
"Revenge solves nothing and will probably make you feel worse in the long run"
Said no one ever.
Said by me
One person. One person ever.
😂😂😂😂
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It’s not like u can make the other party listen 2 u & do as told 🧐
The dead lizards in the pizza one made me laugh out loud😂 I thought the wronged person would add puke on the pizza😅
Laxative would've been pretty good. 💩
9:36 reminds me of my dads coworker:
His neighbour would allow his dog to "empty itself" on his lawn before going to work, so he got some dog food, laced it with laxatives and left it on his lawn before the neighbour let the dog out. of course the dog took the bait, did its business and went back in the house then neighbour locked up and went to work. When he came back the dog had tried to scratch it's way through the front door and had left its 💩all over everything carpets, sofas - the lot.
Earlier today, me and my brothers went to swim lessons, and had a bad teacher. She yelled at the others, who were children, and didn’t notice my brother struggling to swim, and told people who didn’t know how to tread water to not hold on the lines. This caused my parents and others to tell the manager, and telling her to NEVER MESS WITH US. We got a refund.
You guys are sincerely in my top 3 fav TH-cam channels! The fact that you ran the thief's dance video 1 mo time 😂😂😂😂 I love you guys!!!
I want to tell you my moms story of her evil boss, so about seven or eight years ago she had a boss named Rachel whom she hated for being the fake-ist and most entitled person. Rachel would come into work yelling at her staff my mom included even telling one of the chubbier workers to eat healthy in the office to lose some weight. Of course everyone hated her but everyone in the office would bring popcorn since it was one of the few food Rachel did not band, and the yummiest one at that, but one day she made the decision that she did not take kindly to the smell of popcorn so with the wave of her magic office wand she banned it. Everyone was rightly upset, so my mom created a plan. Fast forward a month or so the employees who were in on it bought USB sticks of popcorn sent we all plugged it into our computers including Rachels and blasted it. It was in for a whole six months she was yelling about popcorn but when she ran out to see who it was having the band item no one was eating the popcorn. After about a month she stopped looking for the scent and we ate popcorn without her knowing with a taste of revenge and to top off my moms hysterical plan eight months after planting the original popcorn USB, her manager found out what she was doing and she got fired.
Rachel was terminated? Good!
Rachel was thankfully terminated! She also got the license she had removed
The word is "banned". That's not the only problem with this post, but it is the most irritating. Sheesh.
11:37 imagine what the parents thought
WHY THE F IS BILLY DUCT TAPED TO THE CHAIR!??!????!!?!?!?!?!?!??!
I saw that at the beginning of the video and j thought it wasn't a big deal but nope! Poor Billy....
@@kinnickburkart9621he destroyed my pokemon cauds
I can only imagine how the parents reacted after they found the brother duct taped to the chair… 😂
I'd like to know that myself.
I'm a Pokemon fan and they deserve worse.
It's obvious. They took a picture of him. That crying, screaming, little face is priceless!
"Why is he duct-taped to a chair?"
"He wouldn't stop throwing our cards around!'
"How long's he been in there?"
"About an hour."
"So, he can go another hour."
"I have to go to the bathroom!"
"Okay, we'll cut. you loose." Goes to the bathroom, returns.
"Put him back in the chair, boys. Two hours, now."
I litteraly just came past that one
I'll never get tired of these revenge stories
Me neither
Same
He’s back!!
I want to see how everyone got their cold, calculated, REVENGE!
I can’t wait!
Looks 👀 like 👍🏼 they got their just desserts/revenge is a best dish served cold 🥶
@@radaroriley7458It sure is!
I have a good revenge story of my own:
I had a high school bully named Billy, he would always call me me rude names and every time I tell staff, they wouldn't do anything about it. So on the last day of school last school year I finally had enough of him. So I decided to give him a tasty sugar dount, but what he didn't know was the sugar wasn't sugar at all it was salt, and when he took a bite he got a nasty salty taste in his mouth. And then when I got home I was laughing really hard. And ever since Billy never bullied me ever again.
P.S you can call me Adam for this story.
My seventh grade bully broke up with his girlfriend in his senior year and decided to eat a 12 gouge. The fool couldn't do that right so now he walks around with a screwed up face and has to wear a pirate eye patch.
Lol
23:53 another solid proof, that not all hero’s wear capes. Good man
Love this show, and digging the podcast too! Keep up the great work, we all really appreciate it.
Pssst ya got likes
What podcasts?
It's audio only, and pretty quick. But it's definitely nice. Especially since I don't have TH-cam premium. So I can still listen to be amazed while I work or do other stuff.
I completely agree with you, DocZombie
Thank you very much! Really glad you're enjoying the podcast 👌
the best type of revenge [2:25]
I'm sure the podcast will be interesting, but the videos make everything 100% better
3:16 Having lived in a high rise for over 12 years, that is a major PITA. It’s just as bad (or worse) when it’s a beautiful day and you have your balcony door open, but you can’t even enjoy it because your neighbor is smoking up (and not just nicotine). It got a whole lot worse when it became legal in my state.
These are my favorite videos to watch when I'm bored
Me too
Karens need to understand that the contents of a shopping cart belong to the store and not you, until you actually buy it. Therefore, there IS no theft if someone runs off with your shopping cart, as long as he doesn't take it out of the store. That was a great prank.
I don't know about her, but I keep my bag in the cart. That would definitely be theft.
@@estherdail1334 womp womp
@@estherdail1334 It's only theft if they actually take it. If not, then they simply just relocated it elsewhere.
This is the feel of happiness and revenge together
My favourite revenge story is from a guy who had an immunity to poison ivy and would remove the plants from around his house. One day he had some annoying bullies on the bus, so he got a squirt gun and filled it with water mixed with the poison ivy sap. The next time they annoyed him he drenched the bullies in it and the reaction was almost instant.
OMG (next time you do that send me a picture!)
ooof, that's diabolically genius
@@BeAmazed medically endangering people what a shit head.
More jealous that he actually had an immunity
Now the ending one was the craziest, but I also really understand how the people with pokemon cards felt after getting their revenge
I have 2 friends that blow up my phone all the time for no reason and I'm thinking about just texting them 437 random letters at 2 am as revenge. Should I do it?
YES it would be funny as f+=-😂
YES
I don’t play Pokémon, but if my younger sibling ever started throwing handfuls of my Magic the Gathering cards everywhere, they might just get duct taped too
shoot buddy if my siblings touched my modern deck they would definitely never touch them again. because no one messes with the jund but me
I gather magic, yu gi oh and pokemon cards, and i think i found a way to stop tim..
13:12 siso:SO YOU WANT TO START WAR? I WILL SHOW YOU WAR
I LOVE your channel - you always make me laugh and brighten my day!! 😁 LUVING the podcast too - GENIUS!! 😁😁😁😁
BE AMAZED always makes the best revenge videos!
At 10:50
Dog poo on the lawn....
Another Reddit post mention something similar, except they threw it up on the neighbor's roof. When it rained the next time, several months later, there was a thick sludge that came down and coated the sidewalk in the front yard and the neighbor's....
Love the first one, the theif dancing! And I showed this to my friends too! They love it! ❤
I may regret it but I'm going to turn into passive aggressive. It looks like so much more fun than being the polite, nice old me! Thanks for giving me so many great ideas! 😅 You are fantastic!😊
nothing wrong with being polite! ...that being said, if you carry out any passive aggressive revenge of your own, be sure to share the story with us 😉
11:55
Oh, good way to compare such a case. Technically they were more like Aunt & Uncle from Hell for Harry Potter. 😉
Something similar to the last story happened to a relative of mine, except that he was clean. His wife found a suspicious text not knowing it was from a romantic novel he was reading, so she sold their home while he was on a trip. He came back and found it occupied by the new tenants, when he asked them to give him his stuff they refused saying they were theirs, so he called the police telling the had stolen state secrets and when the police found out they were sent to prison. Neither the new tenants nor his ex knew he worked for the security forces of his country. My relative was punished by his superiors for leaving state secrets in his house, but was able to get it back. While his ex was sentenced for selling state secrets.
Gonzo finding out her coworker is afraid of plants was her lucky break
Your videos are amazing😃
The channel name is Be Amazed so it make sense
Facts!
Nice! A new upload from Be Amazed! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!
These series never get boring but who will go this far for the sake of revenge
That last revenge story was pretty funny, seeing the woman sell the house, just to get someone to turn it into a student house
She sold it to be turned into student housing.
You never cease to amaze us with your new uploads! You are truly AMAZING! Thank you so much!❤
I'd love to have a person like Bear at my Walmart. I work at the service desk and some people can be so entitled and disrespectful. I'd love for a customer to even say something when being berated
Honestly, I love watching these as soon as my day takes a bad turn. Hope you make even more of these.❤
And the animations just keep getting better and better.
Didn't catch a mouse...but...I did catch the thief stealing my money reaching blindly in my purse! I asked, in a concerned tone, how'd you break your finger hun? LOL!
24:48 you mean he put a Crap ton on his van😂
HE SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT!🤣
5:32 Oh, he actually experienced a similar concept to Miles Finch (Peter Dinklage) in Elf? 😆
15:19 me - what did you just say!?
I remember reading about a story of fart harassment. This guy worked at a store and would always fart when he was near another employee. The farter thought it was funny. The employee didn’t. The employee filed an grievance on the farter and the farter was fired.
16:30 that's a weapon of ass-destruction
Why is a face in bean gas???
To the person who said "we never get bored of these revenge stories", I never get tired of any of the videos 😂
Thankyou so much for making a part5 of these videos I love them
Great inspo for that friend 👍🏻
I've learnt alot of things from be amazed over the past few years, best yt channel for educational and amusement purposes🙌🏽✨
I love your content, dude! Keep up the good work!
I'm absolutely in love with the content and the narrator on this channel!!! Next video, please!!!
Having birds attack the couple at the beach was kinda petty
Lets be real, duct taping your brother to a chair isn't "passive aggressive" its being an absolute menace.
16:36 she could have never smelt like flowers before because she hates plants 😂
The part where he said respect service staff or you'll have you shopping stolen by a wild grocery-pinching vigilante named bear is literally funny
8:30 seconds in bucket kicker . Construction workers are always playing pranks on each other. It’s how we bond .
Guys, let’s all admit, this guy deserves 20 Million subscribers
@BeAmazed is that a visual pun at @15:45 ?
You have a literal "Arm Chair" there at the bottom right! 🤣
Great video as always though! Love your work!
These videos always bring a smile to my face
I have a story! So i have a friend, let's call her zi,so zi wasn't the best friend she would call me a fake friend when she got mad so a year later our school did a thing that the last day u could bring candy zi's mom said no to her bringing candy too school at the time she had just been mad at me, so at school she asked me my other friend Sha and sa we all said no she got mad it was the best time off my life
17:06 understandable I would also be outraged if someone disrespected CHEESE in that way
The way he said "Block of chese!"
I never get bored of these BE AMAZED videos especially these revenge ones😈😹
I was working a job building a house for our company’s owner, who was also our foreman’s brother. One of the kids came to bother us, and ended up being duct taped by his uncle to a stud with his feet a few inches off the ground. His younger brother (they were about 7 and 2) got a wood scrap and proceeded to tan his backside with it
13:38 splitathon when it's bambi's first turn
I love it with them jokes 😂😂😂 4:23
Bruh this series will NEVER end.
18:00 If that lizard had diseases, Sara could have unintentionally killed her roommate.
The deader the better
@@SphereShapeGDyes
@@SphereShapeGD*WWHHEEEEZZEE*
I do believe that Sarah took a huge chance of being legally charged over those dead lizards and where she put them. Best to think about possible legal ramifications before doing something like that.
Does that law apply to your own food though? I know it’s kindof obvious it was a trap since no one would intentionally eat that but it was still her own food that other people were stealing
The roommates could easily just sue her
Video starts at 0:46
DONT MESS WITH MARK
This man never lets me down
I caught with the podcast when I walked one day honestly never regretted it in the slightest very good job Be Amazed!
19:45 i Wonder What Happen to that big Rude passager is he Got banned from All Train Transport After he Arrived at his destination or he Got Kick by Another Passager in differents Destinations
“Pokemon fans are ruthless” Digimon Fans:
I have a story.
So, one time, me and my dad were coming home from the store when we saw someone who did a parking job. So we got a nice little poster that was in our trunk. The poster had a cartoony non-colored turtle and read “Some four-year olds have trouble coloring inside the lines. Maybe if you practice coloring this turtle, it’ll help you with your parking.” We took the poster and put it on the bad parker’s windshield. We never saw them again.
you should of said for the lizards "revenge is best served cold blooded"