@Gourd King Mutant but what about the goldfish plotting against you maybe they are in cohorts with the terrorist birds to bring about our down fall who knows
I have a pigeon named Hercules and he’s a fricking terrorist. He will literally scream at me until I give him food and then he will follow all the lady pigeons around and coo. Now he has a son. Loki is just as bad LMAO 😂
Yea I didn't start laughing until he started to laugh and a few mins (1min or 2mins) after he started laughing I started luaghing . I SWeAr To GoD MarKiPLieR! NO! 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Same. 💀💀💀💀 Now I was literally tearing up and I could barely keep my eyes open, but its been a few mins I can keep my eyes open while I was typing this.
The hardest struggle in my life is knowing I had sex before marriage. It haunts my dreams, my thoughts, and even my prayers, and at times, for a split second I am even reminded of the lustful it gave me. Although instantly conviction floods mymind. Everyday I struggle with knowing that that very sin is why Jesus needed to die. I sentenced Jesus to the cross with my sin with my sin and while I am reminded of Gods grace daily I am also reminded of my shame. God forgive me, for I know I have sinned against you, but make me clean again O God and make my heart desire your desires, not my own.
I hardly laugh the only people the make me laugh: dad,bff,my cat, markiplier. No one else. if you make my laugh an u are not on my list YOU ARE (a) funny as hell (b) you are magic. UwU
It's because that pet named Steve is a bird, and that bird is a terrorist, and they're helping the goldfish in plotting against us, which is gonna start World War III
I asked my mother: “Is it possible to give birth to a genie?” And her reaction. “Well genies come from magic lamps, so unless someone got one stuck in their ass, I don’t think it’s possible.”
I was playing Google Feud and the question was "can you milk a " The 3rd answer was cucumber. Edit: The question was "is it fun to" 4th answer was "be a pet named steve".
I was playing Google Feud on my phone and suddenly a question came- "I think life is..." Guess what the 4th top answer was... *_A PET NAMED STEVE_* Not. Even. Kidding.
Mystery Flame Great! U should have ur bird Steve compete in an underground race of potato ppl! o and is Steve afraid of shadows? And if u ever have a baby tell them to SUBSCRIBE to Markiplier!
Ava Yee I played it just a few minutes ago after watching the video and I got that question and put pet named Steve and it was number 1 and I was like what have we done
Mark I know the last time you played one shot was like five years ago, but Niko is still stuck in the tower and there’s a third ending to let niko get back home. Everybody like to free Niko
**semi-laughing for the entire sentence** “Does Santa Claus have a giant...” **full-on über laughter** “...Factory??” My favourite line in all of TH-cam.
![เปิด อาณาจักร หมื่นล้าน "สาระตั้ม" l [Nickynachat]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3XE0nPF4YkQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Mark is asking the real questions.
“Is my bird a terrorist?”
“Why is my goldfish plotting against me?”
Why is my pet named Steve
@Gourd King Mutant but what about the goldfish plotting against you maybe they are in cohorts with the terrorist birds to bring about our down fall who knows
I have a pigeon named Hercules and he’s a fricking terrorist. He will literally scream at me until I give him food and then he will follow all the lady pigeons around and coo. Now he has a son. Loki is just as bad LMAO 😂
i cant. the “why is my goldfish plotting against me?” ITS SO FUNNY
@@mariocar0727 I AcCiDenTAlLy sWaLlOWed My pEt nAMeD sTEvE
I did the “Is my bird...?” Question on Google Feud and “A terrorist” is now the top answer.
😂👌
Mark HAD to have seen this and started laughing
Why do so many people have that profile picture you knwo that that's from fortnite
Rifty fan!
Ant Bug you’re not worthy you have a fortnite logo
One of the questions are “I lied about my”
And the first answer was..
“My pet named Steve”:😂
Tea Split when?
Wen
I think after they watched this fans spammed my pet named Steve in google
Yea i got a that as the first answer as well!!!!
I did it too and that answer was #1 XD
'What happens when you mix alcohol and bad decisions?' had me dying
You get more alcohol from this...
THE ALCOHOL MULTIPLES ITSELF!
When he said this I immediately said "a baby"
@@leethcat8891 LMFAO
Alcohol + bad decisions = Graystillplays
The alcohol makes you make the bad decisions lol
Markiplier: Why does everyone ship me and JackSepticEye?
Also Markipler: WHy IS mY BoYFRieNd sO JaCKSEpTIcEYE???
Lmao it's probably because of this video
SEPTIPLIER AWAYY!!!!!
@@kai-potato5411 No. Just. No.
@@kai-potato5411 I want to like your comment so bad... But I don't at the same time. I think the inner fangirl chooses...
Do I need to get the Septiplier Away Spray?
"Does santa claus have a huge..."
*uncontrollable laughing*
"...factory?"
dOEs SANTa cLaISe hAvE a HuUUUuUuGe....FaCAtoRY? ( I literally died typing this)
I don’t think anyone, including himself, thought he was going to end the sentence like that-
i was fully expecting him to say sack
@@samster4044 i was expecting him to say dick
@Jack same
I’m laughing my head off, it said the top result was “what age can babies *fly* “
Pearlescent Laugh Out Loud
LOL
IKR LMAO WTH
...on a *plane*
"Huh let's see" throws 2 year old off building.... splat "nope, not at that age at least"
Marks answers are the funniest shit: "What age can babies fight to the death"
"Is my bird a terrorist"
"What the fuck is a bumbo" IM WHEEZING
For the babies fighting to the death I can just picture an image in my brain of two babies wearing boxing gloves about to battle eachother 😂
@@Jesse_17 I picture like three thousand babies just attacking each other with knives
@@mugguy-5478I can't tell which one is better
@@Vicioussnakeboy Both are the best options
Markiplier: *plays google feud*
Markipliers Neighbours: do you think he’s ok
Eh i believe hes fine, leave em be
Yas because he is trapped in his own space and he can have a panic attack there!
@@logansanders1844 and we dont need to worry at all lol
@@glitchhunter538 Yea because after all for some reason people think he is entertaining just watching laugh at thin air or himself lol
6:37 7 days the horror game Reference
Why am I afraid of
Markiplier’s answers
lol its there now
@Harker Road Roller Da!
5:31
Is there such a thing as a race of underground potatoe people?
Where did you think Jack came from
ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING VICTORY TOWN!!!
WE SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!
CoRRecT
YeET
:o ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!! JACKSEPTICEYE = POTATO CULTIST
What about ALL youtubers
in my mind, even now, "a pet named steve" is still the peak of comedy
I'm thinking the same thing
@@mugguy-5478same
“Why am I afraid of my sexuality?”
Me too Mark, me too
Honestly, samee
why?
Same
Same
@Alex The Art Kid I'm pansexual.
WARNING: Mark’s laughs are very contagious, proceed with caution.
Includes: a pet named Steve and a lot of giggles.
Truth, I found out the hard way.
@Katherine k WELL NO SHIT
on god
Yea I didn't start laughing until he started to laugh and a few mins (1min or 2mins) after he started laughing I started luaghing . I SWeAr To GoD MarKiPLieR! NO! 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Same. 💀💀💀💀 Now I was literally tearing up and I could barely keep my eyes open, but its been a few mins I can keep my eyes open while I was typing this.
"WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND SO JACKCEPTICEYE?!"
Oh no, Mark, you just fuel the fanfictions...
Marksepticeye when
Sebastian Mobley Never, because it’s called Septiplier. (No I don’t support it)
Oh no
Yup
Septiplier sucks. They're 2 straight men in committed relationships with women
oh my god his laugh is so infectious, i was trying to hold it in but i completely lost it at the ‘bumbo’ at 6:57
Same bro
Same
he missed the chance to say, “is my bird a pet named steve”
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao it’s an opportunity not a chance
Lmao
666 likes
2016: My pet named Steve.
2018: E
2019: sbeve
1 month ago? On a 2016 video? You gotta be expired 🅱️nut 🅱️utter now, we'll use as weapon against the guards when we raid Area 51
2021 diick
@@bethwood6731 2029 Sven from PewDiePie's Minecraft series
"is my bird pregnant"
...
it hurts to laugh that hard
Wat
is my bird a terrorist?
Meta Mali 🇲🇱
"Why does Santa Claus have a huge..."
"Factory"
Thank god.
xD
the best question: Why Markiplier laughs at everything?
As he said himself.
He's a giggly bitch by nature. X'D
I laugh at more
@@fainfawn7641 sure
I laugh at a person microwaving iced tea, beat that. (It’s easy to beat it)
Because he is really s weird person that apparently has a pet named steve
"why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye"
"why am I afraid of my sexuality"
*why do people think i'm gay starts playing*
Why am I afraid of my sexuality
Septicplier confirmed!!
OMG SHIP IT
Everyone: "Say the line, Mark"
Markiplier: "...my pet named steve"
The hardest struggle in my life is knowing I had sex before marriage. It haunts my dreams, my thoughts, and even my prayers, and at times, for a split second I am even reminded of the lustful it gave me. Although instantly conviction floods mymind. Everyday I struggle with knowing that that very sin is why Jesus needed to die. I sentenced Jesus to the cross with my sin with my sin and while I am reminded of Gods grace daily I am also reminded of my shame. God forgive me, for I know I have sinned against you, but make me clean again O God and make my heart desire your desires, not my own.
@@octosimp1717 ...wtf. This was so outta pocket to Fabbrizio's comment.
@@Bee-el1zg such language is not necessary, I came to have fun and enjoy my childhood, not to regret my life decisions due to a fuckhead like you
@@octosimp1717
Seriously, go preach elsewhere.
@@dr.claudiafinch1088 it’s a uh copypasta, from a really weird tik tok I found
The "What the fuck is a bumbo" had me rolling
6:56
“Is my bird pregnant?”
Mark: I don’t think you understand how birds work
Sydney Harrell i think he does
Sydney Harrell I’m laughing so hard
XD
is my bird...pregananant?
The Puppeteer can birds get... pregante?
"Is my bird _Satan_ ?"
If it's a love bird, yes.
If it's my darker bird then it definitely is
It has took a chunk out of my dads finger and its beak is actually tiny
If it’s Ari, then yes.
**yes**
Nobody:
The internet: *is my bird gay*
The fact that it was number 1 was even better
Their bird could be it happens more often with animals than you might think sometimes they'll take care of orphaned young.
Does my bird is gay?
I mean it's pretty common for birds so be gay so it's not that unreasonable .-. It's not like humans are the only species to have gay people
@@thelastsliceofbread4098 lol it was a joke
6:53
"Wtf is a bumbo" just cracked me up at like 10 am
UPDATE ON THIS OLD, OLD, VIDEO: it has gained so much popularity, that "is my bird a terrorist", is now THE #1 google autocomplete. WHAT THE F-
same with "is it fun to be a pet named steve". that's the top answer for that question now.
LETS GOO POGCHAMP
Mark: "does santa claus have a huge...-"
marks mind: don't do it mark- don't do it-
also mark: "factory"
@Joshua McMillin Whats better is sack. Since he carries a sack of presents 🤣. And he has a BIG FAT SAAACK
Monokuma!
@Joshua McMillin yeah I thought he gonna say penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I tried being serious and not laughing at the immature jokes.
I failed.
Miserably.
Oh god I’m so immature.
I hardly laugh the only people the make me laugh: dad,bff,my cat, markiplier. No one else. if you make my laugh an u are not on my list YOU ARE (a) funny as hell (b) you are magic. UwU
Welcome to hell fellow sinner
hey, as long as you pay your bills and feed your pets you're good!
Don't worry my life is basically
hEhEhEhAhHaHahaaAahAahAhAhaaHaha bUtTs
Yep and now you have 69 likes
"...I have a lot of (stupidity), and I try to hold it in. And it just comes out in bursts."
An excellent tombstone epitaph.
"Will my dog eat my..." PET NAMED STEVE
Ryan Frenche XD
I know, I'm funny! I got rid of that comment added it to my other answers!
What if my dog IS a pet named Steve? Will she herself?
is my bird *a pet named steve*
"EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE BALLS!"
-Markiplier 1923
Tracy Derning ummmmm 1923?
4:23
"One day I woke up and got really stupid"
*I know this feeling, Mark*
Im stupid when im asleep too
@@roeital5504 same,I literally rotated in my sleep and only found out because my sister told me
I will have “bad mornings” and “good mornings” on the bad ones I literally can’t think straight and my mind is dead. Opposite on the good mornings
Same
@@roeital5504 I'm stupid all the time
“Is it bad to be hitler” still makes me laugh 6 years later
I haven't watched the video yet.
I'm guessing he'll laugh and finish sentences with 'A pet named Steve'.
well, you're not wrong
Well it was actually a pet named Stever, but close enough
I watched it lele
Same
I am always the answer
Why is everyone talking about the gay bird and the pet named Steve? Why aren't we talking about
*Do fish explore space*
Wassup guy..pretty much we are the only people who are late
@@Kheqi i saw this years ago and just decided to come back.... looks like youre the only one whos late. Sorry :(
Does my pet named STEVE explor space
What about me?
I actually named my pet Steve
5:41 You were NOT going to say "factory", Mark, and I think we all know that.
Yeah he was going to say a sleigh
no you are just dirty minded
Yeah I think he was gonna say a huge house
The D
probably he was going to say di- i was advised not to finish this joke.
3:33
The best Halloween laugh I’ve ever seen
"Why is my boyfriend so non-existent?"
"Why am i so afraid of my sexuality?"
getting some serious hints here
Why is my boyfriend so *jacksepticeye*
*He knows*
confused amy noises
@@ZombPlayyz *confused Evelyn noises*
@@ZombPlayyz LOOLOLLOLL
What happened to Mark
"I don't know...!"
"one day i woke up and got really stupid..
and then i started making youtube videos"
*all the while giggling*
RileyGames Ss why no comments, but all the likes
4:16
Your pic is my twitter pfp
“What happened to markiplier?”
"What happened to markiplier?"
"I don't f*cking know"
Is he having an existential crisis?
probably
probably
probably
probably
probably
Why am I afraid of “a pet named Steve” 😂😂😂😂😂
It's because that pet named Steve is a bird, and that bird is a terrorist, and they're helping the goldfish in plotting against us, which is gonna start World War III
what i thought..
Mark: "Is it painful to..."
Me: IS IT PAINFUL TO BE A PET NAMED STEVE!?
My first thought too
So true
Markiplier:An incredibly smart guy who originally wanted to be an engineer
also Markiplier:”Is my bird a terrorist?” *Laughs hysterically*
@Levi Garrett Monroe .-.
@LeviGarrettMonroe I think your bird is helping the goldfish plot against us...
This is gonna start World War III
"Why is my boyfriend so nonexistent?" That hit me on a personal level.
Because I'm not gay
1:35 You can see he has been making serious and deep researches for In Space With Markiplier for many years. 🤣
MAKE. GOOGLE. FUED. A. SERIES.
If you agree like that comment
I would like that comment but I'm on mobile. but I can scream I AGREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! That most likely doesn't help though.
+hiambecca isaweaome Same
YAAASSS!!!👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Great sentence(s)
Mark: Why is my boyfriend so *Jacksepticeye?*
I can hear the fangirly screams back there 😂
Scream😏
This started septicpiler
You know what would be awesome?? If jacksepticeye watched this video lmao
Shh......🤫😂
Shipping people who actually exist is so wrong. It’s just.. WRONG.
I have a dog named Steve and every time Mark said "pet named Steve" my dog came running over. I was laughing so hard I was crying😂😂😂
Noelle Kippen SAME
Lmaooo
Can I legally change my dog’s name
The important questions
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mark: *Mad because ‘my pet named Steve’ wasn’t on there.*
It sometimes being on there now:
"Is there such a thing as a underground race of potato people?!"
-Markiplier, 5 years ago
(5:27)
😐😐🤣😐😐
DAMNIT! WE'RE GONNA RISE AGAIN!
7 years now
Google: *"I think life is a pet named steve"*
no joke this acutally happened and i died while typing this crap
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh my pet name steve
Omg I did it and it actually came up 😂🤣🤣
His laugh is so contagious xD I've been laughing for the whole video xD
me too XD
I was too.
SAME
I read this comment and laughed.
Me too.
I asked my mother:
“Is it possible to give birth to a genie?” And her reaction.
“Well genies come from magic lamps, so unless someone got one stuck in their ass, I don’t think it’s possible.”
So I laughed my ass off. And I do not think I have a Genie Lamp stuck up my ass
Omfg. That has me crying and wheezing....I don't think I took a single breath for almost a minute
😂😂😂😂 Tell your mom that's comedy GOLD
Why does that sound like something you can do in Baldur’s Gate 3!?!
The creators changed it to “what age can babies - subscribe to markiplier” as one of the answers 😂👌🏻
M B uhh the creators dont change it thats actual searches hes just guessing what people searched
My
.
And "Fight to the death" in first place LOL!
b4nny creators = google
I played this and one question was
" I lied about my ... "
One of the answers were
" Pet named Steve " ( 7,000 )
xD
Lol the same happened to me!!!!!!
I GOT THAT ONE TOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same xp
Brenda Grasiela nani
I just want you to know that "is my bird a terrorist" is now an answer to that question on Google Feud. Thanks, Mark.
omg ahahahahah
also if you get the question I accidentally ate... the number one answer is a pet named steve
ahaha I'm actually dying right now aahaha
Chris Visser-Fee laughing so hardddd😂😂
I'm dying oml
Markiplier being a 8 year old for 8 minutes straight
yes
@@mugguy-5478 yes
How is he acting like an 8 year old?
you did not just ask that..@@Animelover15606
It's 7 year old 😂😂😂
I was playing Google Feud and the question was "can you milk a "
The 3rd answer was cucumber.
Edit:
The question was "is it fun to"
4th answer was "be a pet named steve".
XD
The one with steve is now 1st xD
The one with steve is now the top answer, lmao
XDXDXD
THE PETS NAMED STEVE ARE RISING SIGNIFICANTLY!
"WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND SO JACKSEPTICEYE!?" ~Markiplier 2016
Rose Chamberlin 😂😂😂😂👌
2016*
"Why am I afraid of my sexuality "markiplier 2016
Wait ,mark in all this videos you say weird stuff .Are you trying to tell us something????
Rose Chamberlin SEPTIPLIER AWAY
Rose Chamberlin YESSS THE SHIP SEPTIPLIER IS REAL NOW!!!!
Mark: "Why is my boyfriend so JackSepticEye?"
Teh Viewers: *Peace was never an option*
Peace was an option at one point
I like how i watched this when it came out
I love how he ignored when it said "is it painful to have sex"-
And here we see the rare mark in his natural habitat.
Ultimaria _ Lol
Ultimaria _ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO!!
DISCOVERY CHANNEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I should not be watching this at night when everyone's trying to sleep...
Fox Gryphon omg same
SAME
Why 0729 and you where yesterday
SAME IM TRYING TO STIFLE MY LAUGHTER
Heather Hilborn what
Mark: At what age can babies fight to the death
Me: *spits out water*
Taryn Taffy Lol I’m sorry but I can imagine two adorable babys with like the padded helmets and boxing gloves just dueking it out
Lmao at that part I ran to my baby brother screaming," OH SHIT ITS THE HUNGER GAMES!!!"
How did you make the spits out water part bold print
@@cjmrexfart3024 use the * around a sentence like this:
* no spaces though *
*It will look like this*
"What the fuck is the bumbo?!"
I'm going through a really rough time and coming back to these videos is really helping me. You're the best, man, keep being fucking awesome.
Mark
+
Google Feud
=
*laughing to death*
Mark
+
Google feud
=
A pet named Steve.
FnaFBMinecraft idsa is r the way
The best way to start the night off with is a little ya girl I don't have a job I want to know she has to do that I and
Pet named steve*
Shit couldn't stop laughing
“Why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye?”
Goddammit...
Followed closely by; "Why am I afraid of my sexuality?"
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US MARK
Followed by: why am I afraid of my sexuality?
Marks telling us something-
@@synobyte2123 he's gay JK IGNORE ME!
4:35 the clip
SEPTIPLIER AWAAAYYY!!!!!
I was playing Google Feud on my phone and suddenly a question came-
"I think life is..."
Guess what the 4th top answer was...
*_A PET NAMED STEVE_*
Not. Even. Kidding.
IT FINALLY HAPPENED😂
TPA Gaming mine said simulation
@@AlexDeFrisco well mine was 5 months ago so..
@@AlexDeFrisco and also it was the 4th highest at that time
Yessssss
i love that mark just laughs at his own guesses
watching this in the middle of the night when everyone’s asleep and you can’t laugh out loud is a bad idea
symora chan same!!!! I'm trying so hard to hold in my laughing!
Same
Yeah I ended up with excessive breathing and occasional squeaks of laughter. This is why I only watch Mark during the day.
Same it's so hard
I cant resist
“Is my bird Jacques?” Nice JonTron reference there, Mark.
Jontron and JaidenAnimations have the best bird friends in the world. I know you didnt mention Jaiden, just thought i'd point that out too.
I knew it sounded familiar 😂
Glad someone caught that
His laugh alone makes me laugh.
Ikr
omg me 2 XD
Same
2 xD
his laugh is contagious
why does his laugh sound like a demon
"One day I woke up and got really stupid..."
Story of my life
Same
My life is the same
I mean, I'm everyday stupid
Same here, m8.
Yes 😂😂
Things to do before I die.
1.Get a gay pet bird named Steve who is a terrorist
--that's it--
A gay pregnant bird that is sick, molding, dead, and chocking
So.... be JonTron?
Mystery Flame Great! U should have ur bird Steve compete in an underground race of potato ppl!
o and is Steve afraid of shadows?
And if u ever have a baby tell them to SUBSCRIBE to Markiplier!
A pet dog named steve
Voil 《ĞĐ》 no he just said a pet named Steve so it doesn't have to b a dog
Me:Playing google feud
I think I accidentally ate a...
Me:Gets it wrong
Google feud top answer: Pet named Steve
Me: MAAARRRKKKKM WHYYY?!!?
Ava Yee I played it just a few minutes ago after watching the video and I got that question and put pet named Steve and it was number 1 and I was like what have we done
😂😂😂😂😂
That would be the best thing ever
that's true i just play it
Wait that's true?! Lol😂😂😂
Google feud: I think life is..
Me: a pet named Steve
Google feud: correct
Me: *HOLY FUCK*
Mark I know the last time you played one shot was like five years ago, but Niko is still stuck in the tower and there’s a third ending to let niko get back home.
Everybody like to free Niko
Why is my boyfriend so jacksepticeye?
XD
SEPTERPLIER AWAY!!!!
*SEPTIPLIER AWAY*
*SEPTIPLIER WILL NEVER BE DEAD*
S E P T I P L I E R A W A Y
Septiplier Away
I'm 1000% sure Mark was high when he filmed this
Megan Wall the first time I watched this, I though he's drunk..... but I'm not trying be be offensive, I swear. I love all of his videos❤
Megan Wall yes
Megan Wall definitely
ᴄᴏᴛᴛøɴ ᴄᴀηᴅʏ Actually, I'm pretty sure he's old enough to do dat
ᴄᴏᴛᴛøɴ ᴄᴀηᴅʏ Also why u gotta be so rude
“why am i afraid of”
me: _b a b i e s ._
Fun fact, "Is my bird a terrorist" is the top auto fill when you type in "is my bird" now.
Mark: "do fish ever explore space?" **giggle giggle**
Me: *OH THAT'S SO COO-OOO OOO-OOO-OOOL MY COMPUTER CAN'T HANDLE THE RENDERING*
I've never felt happier just watching a man giggling at himself ^^
ikr!!
Servant Shinigami ikr
Servant Shinigami ive never felt happier watching a pet named steve play this game
4:47 septiplyer anyone :)
yes! XD
... Maybe he should play this game after he plays a rage game to help balance out his sanity, know what I mean?
Aussieroth7 that would actually be really interesting.
Yeah imagine raging our of your mind then laughing off your ass.. yeah ... surely helps sanity
For sure 😂
HELL YASS!!!!!! !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would so watch it!!!!
Mark need to play this w/ pewdiepie and jack
everyone, QUICK SERACH UP EVERYTHING WITH MY PET NAMED STEVE AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**semi-laughing for the entire sentence**
“Does Santa Claus have a giant...”
**full-on über laughter**
“...Factory??”
My favourite line in all of TH-cam.
SAME!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Santa Claus is packin…
Gifts
It's like we came here for Google Feud but Mark is playing Cards Against Humanity.
Exactly what I was thinking.
hahaha exactly! xD
did he play that before?
Yup...
yes, indeed. he should play that again!
was markiplier ok when he laugh-cried while asking “wtf is a bumbo” lol
“One day I woke up, and was stupid.”
-Markiplier
Mark: why does everyone ship me and Jack
Also mark: why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye
Ikr xD
Oop✨
I ship them together.
@@itzroselover8190 why
@@Mr.Tapeworm I dont know im just weird (even though its one of my otps of youtuber ships)
I think his bird is pregananant.
Creatox Beatles Guitar Lessons not Pregnananat it's Pregnant
Creatox Beatles Guitar Lessons OMG XD
Only real fans get it👌🏽👌🏽
I think it was purginat
Jeffrey Rowe true😂
Why am i afaid of my pet named steve
Callofzombies 90 BOO!
A Pet Named Steve AHH
Callofzombies 90 hi
A Pet Named Steve OHMUGOD
These videos aint even mark playing the game its just him letting his inner thoughts win.
"is it bad to be hitler"
depends on which part of the political compass ya ask, mark.
@Amber Lechner WWII AND those were millions aaand only jews
Is it bad to be a pet named Steve?
@@aidanstarr7794 LMAO
Mark: is my bird... gay?
*gets it right*
Mark: WHAT?!?!?
Mark: HOW IS THAT ONE OF THEM?!?!?
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@Gourd King Mutant betray and finish her
she will make the bird colony, and that won't be good
the argentavis will be back from extinction.
my bird is homophobic
Doctor: You have 8 minutes to live.
Me: *watches this*
WereWolfieGamer You missed 4 seconds of it :’c
WereWolfieGamer right
Awww! I'd do the same thing!!!😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😫😫😫😫😫
WereWolfieGamer yeesss!😂😃
I agree
Markiplier:What happens when you mix alcohol and bad decisions.